#calvin my beloved

[rainysaturdayafternoon]

i feel how allo sexual people feel about kissing their crushes but with wanting a s.o.

[blorbologist]

Gwendolyn was absolutely listening in when Percy gave Fearne and Mister a gun lmao

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I think we as a fandom need to consider the idea of ‘Calvin and Hobbes but it’s Gwen and her owlbear teddy’ more. Redrew parts of this og comic by Bill Waterson but with the de Rolos

Alt last panel:

[operationandre]

caldre growing older together.

if zero day never happened, the two of them would be in their fourties, or almost there at least. they’ve graduated college. andre has a fantastic job as an electrical engineer, and cal is working in a publishing company. the house they live in is homey; it’s one story and decorated with band and movie posters, blankets, and a large fireplace.

every morning, andre drinks a cup or two of coffee while cal downs some ungodly flavor of an energy drink. they shower together simply to spend more time with one another. nothing has changed since they were teenagers. they’re still attached at the hip and closer to each other than anyone else.

their bed is never made unless family is coming over. cal’s mom hates seeing a messy room, and andre’s dad already doubts andre can be a responsible adult. whenever they come home from work, they play music and sit on the couch in silence. cal normally reads a book while andre lays his head in his lap.

more often than not, they meet each other on their lunch breaks. their jobs are not far away from one another, but they’ll never admit that they planned that. there’s a small cafe midway between them that has cheap sandwiches and drinks. cal always eats the food andre wasn’t able to finish.

it isn’t what they planned for in life. if you’d asked seventeen year old them what they’d be up to in the future, they’d say they didn’t have a future. they’d speak of zero day and zero day only. little did they know, they’d call off that plan in a couple months and live a life way better than they ever could’ve imagined.

[jalo-parker]

Calvin !!!

Love this guy his content is sick

[andre-and-cal]

thoughts on bottom andre

REAL TALK I LOVE BOTTOM ANDRE SOSOSO MUCH 😌🙏

Ok so quick ramble BUUUUT I think it makes sm sense idk cuz Cal gives me such control freak energy LMAO. I know there r a lot of people that see Andre as the top, but honestly? I feel like it’s Cal. Like,, Andre was just more externally angry than Cal was, because Cal kept his rage inside I feel :3 !!

So uh going further with this,, I saw another post talking abt how Cal was manipulative with his “shy” persona— and it made SO much sense. Nobody really saw Cal’s deceitfulness,, even after Zero Day— all bc of their previous beliefs of Andre. Everyone believed that Cal was manipulated, even though he was the manipulative one. I think that Cal definitely showed his true colors to Andre in private and that he made Andre know who was in control over him !! I try to alternate between top Andre and bottom Andre cuz I rlly love both. But honestly I’m a sucker for bottom Andre.

Anyways thats my take !! Right now I’m working on top Cal & bottom Andre headcanons cuz my pookies want them and I love bottom Andre heh so I’m tryna get them done as soon as I can. I’m rlly excited to post them >:]

[bobfloydsbabe]

LEWIS PULLMAN, EMMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTOR, THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[bottledkriegmen]

do you have any zd headcanons about just like little basic things? like their favorite colors/movies/songs/animals?

EEEEE YES YES YES YES.

Andre's favorite color is a dark navy blue, and Cal's is a lighter forrest green!!

Andre loves industrial rock, punk pop (just hear me out.), and maybe some classics. Cal, in my heart i know listens to midwest emo on the downlow, but mainly rock, nirvana specifically, and a ton of specific indie music artists.

I'm not really a movie person, but I think Andre would like the Halloween or Scream series's (or really any type of bloody, gorey movie.) Cal would probably like the Outsiders. Generic and maybe out of character, but it seems like a him movie???

Andre absolutely loves bears... like, had a bear themed room when he was a kid. Cal would say his favorite animal was a platypus for shits and giggles, but actually really loves wolves.

Andre probably wouldn't drink all that much soda, but he definitely had a couple empty pepsi bottles laying around his room. Cal would say he doesn't like the taste of water and only drinks coke products. (Fanta specifically.)

Andre's room would be kept clean for the most part, maybe a bit messy leading up to Zero Day. For the most part though, he keeps it up in nearly military fashion. Cal is the complete opposite on this, you can barely see the floor from all the junk thats stacked up from over the years.

[hall0wedwyrm]

happy chemical in brain go brr when i see the scary block man in the funny block game

look at him what is he doing why is he just standing there like that

more spooky block man in the funny block game screenshots,,

[spideyladman]

This is my very first digital art piece for IF. Waowh

OG by Miss @punkitt-is-here ofc!!! <333

(Also pls ignore the fact that I forgor about Blue's ears and that he looks like Grimace even more- 💀💀💀)

[eunchancorner]

Revenged and Rescued (Part 9)

I finished this last night and have been working on a side project since but you guys can have it now. Tiny warning; part of it is a little tickle-centric kinda like part... 7 i think? Idk, you read fics on a tickle blog this is what you get

You guys signed up for this

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“Alright, so that should be just about everyone except Vicky,” Quentin mumbled as he went over a list.

“And Josh,” Madd reminded him.

“Right, and Josh. Ready to meet up with them, Henry?”

Henry nodded a bit as they started off, glancing at Charles. “Wasn’t Vicky the one you guys said you wanted on your squad? Why is that?”

“Oh, you’ll understand once you see her. But, it’s mostly Quentin, I think because they’ve been friends a long time. How long did you say you’ve known her, Quent?” he asked the other pilot, who sighed as though this was a question he was asked often.

“Since high school. Everyone thought we were dating, but really, we came out to each other and just kinda stuck together since. Solidarity, y’know how it is,” he explained. “She’s the reason I joined the military, too, and now look at us. She’s a captain, I’m a babysitter. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for her but… damn.”

“Heh, well, hopefully she likes me as much as you guys say she will…” Henry worried, his gaze moving to the ground.

“Well, we’re here, so let’s find out!” Charles decided as they came up on a shooting range. “I’ll go grab her, I might as well!”

The pilot walked up to one of the several soldiers firing at the targets, tapping her on the shoulder, then pointing to Henry when he got her attention. She nodded and set down the gun she was firing before walking back with Charles, taking off the standard protective headphones as she got away from all the gunfire.

“So, you’re the kid everyone’s been yapping at me about? Henry, right?” she asked, her Southern accent adding a little to her stern tone. He nodded a little, straightening up as though under the gaze of a judgmental parent.

“Hm, nice to meet ya, then. Name’s Captain Victoria Grit, though I’m sure everyone’s been calling me Vicky. Nice arm you got there.”

Despite her serious tone and expression, she seemed to be genuine with her words.

“Uhh, thanks, I got it after an issue with the Toppats,” Henry managed, his own words feeling awkward, like he was saying all too much and far too little at the same time.

“His spine and chest are the same way!”

Apparently Charles had a different feeling. 

“Plus he’s got a bunch of cool upgrades, like… Well, I’ve only seen the hose, but apparently he has a minigun! Oh! Wait! Henry, do you have any kinda upgrades for the spine thing?”

“I mean, I have jet wings?” he admitted, earning a somewhat surprised look from Victoria.

“Let’s see ‘em then, Stickmin,” she requested and Henry nodded, motioning for the others to stand clear. He took a deep breath, concentrating as the cybernetics in his spine shifted. He felt the odd but familiar weight of the wings expanding from his back, the jets on the bottoms of them just barely firing up, just enough to pull him a few inches off the ground and keep him hovering.

“Impressive,” she remarked simply, though Henry found the praise a bit comforting. He smiled a bit before landing, and allowing his wings to shift and transform back into his spine.

“That was so fucking cool!!” Charles exclaimed, his eyes bright, still fixed on where Henry’s wings had been.

“What was so fucking cool?” a voice suddenly asked from behind Charles, and he turned to reveal the Bukowskis staring up at him expectantly, before one looked back at Henry.

“Henry did something cool, didn’t he?” he asked, narrowing his eyes before sidling up to him.

“C’mon guys, I thought you two were supposed to be practicing?” Quentin scolded them but one, Calvin, Henry was pretty sure, shook his head.

“All done with that, now, what was this super cool thing Henry did? It had to do with his back, right?”

“I just put them away, are you really gonna make me get them out again?” he asked, unable to hide the amusement as Konrad went around his back, as though inspecting him.

“Kinda, I wanna see what made these bigass holes in your shirt,” he explained.

Wait.

“Fuck, did I ruin my shirt?” Henry realized, trying to turn and see it, before facepalming with a sigh. “I’m such an idiot, I should’ve known the wings would do that…”

“Wings?!” Calvin suddenly butt in, his eyes bright at the mere idea. “Show us show us show us!”

“Don’t force him guys, c’mon, let off,” Madd told them, but of course they didn’t listen.

“I wonder if I could…” Henry heard Konrad say behind him, before a sudden ticklish jolt shot through his back, making him squeal and jump away.

Ah shit.

“What the hell was that, Stickmin?” Calvin asked, although Henry could hear the teasing amusement in his voice.

“All I did was hold a magnet to your back! I figured, ‘hey, magnets make machines glitch out, why not this time?’ But what? What even was that?” Konrad added.

Henry and Charles locked eyes for a moment, before, sighing, Henry nodded.

“Ok, so, I wasn’t gonna tell you guys unless Henry let me,” the pilot began, “because, y’know, it’s kinda personal and I don’t want him to be uncomfortable or anything, but Henry is actually hilariously ticklish, thought I don’t know how a magnet ties into it? Maybe it fucks with the metal that makes up his augmentations? Oh shit, that means Henry can even be tickled where he doesn’t have sensors if we have a magnet on hand. Oh, Henry, you are so fucked…”

“Eh, he should be fine. After all, isn’t your whole squad ticklish, too, Charlie?” Vicky pointed out, a small smirk on her face as Charles’s grew visibly redder. “I mean… not the whole squad? Andrew isn’t, and I’m pretty sure no one’s ever tried with Phlex, since he’ll probably just bite us, but… yeahhhh…” he admitted, and behind him, Henry could hear Madd groan quietly.

I guess the ‘badass’ doesn’t like admitting stuff like that…

“Hey, he was gonna find out eventually,” Quentin pointed out, “Especially if the Bukowski twins here ever decided to pull their dumb shit in front of him.”

“Well, now we can pull that ‘dumb shit’ with him. Like this!” Konrad announced before slapping the magnet back onto Henry’s back, watching as he stumbled forward, laughter pouring from his mouth before he could stop it. God, was he really always this ticklish?

“Nohohonono! Gehet it ohohoff!” he complained, trying his best to grab at the magnet currently sending ticklish jolts through his spine and failing miserably. “Kohonrahahad!”

“But am I Konrad? Or am I Calvin? Guess right, Stickmin, and I might show you mercy~” the Bukowski cooed, making Henry doubt his own words.

“Konrad, get the fucking magnet off him,” Quentin cut in, annoyance clear in his voice, and with a groan, Konrad complied. Henry gasped as he struggled to compose himself, trying his best to not seem completely embarrassed by what had just ensued. As he finally managed to get his breathing under control, he sighed and stood straight again, just barely hearing as Charles and Vicky finished some conversation he’d missed.

When he looked back, Vicky was smiling as she looked between the two, and Charles looked… oddly flustered?

“Did I miss something?” he asked, glancing between the two, and Charles shook his head quickly.

“Nono, you- you missed nothing, I- Let’s- we should go grab dinner, guys, it’s getting late, c’mon, let’s go,” the pilot rushed his words before he started off for the mess hall, surprising Henry with his sudden change in attitude.

“Well… that was weird. But he’s right, let’s go, boys. Seeya later, Vicky,” Quentin called out as he followed the younger pilot. The captain waved as they departed for the mess hall, but all Henry could think about was Charles.

What were him and Vicky talking about?

He’s acting so weird, should I be worried about him?

Is he okay?

[tohot4u]

I did a thing

[labyrinthzone-enjoyer]

Not exaaactly GSPI buuut...

Look at him. He WANTS you to tell him to crash the choppah

(Anyways I love Charles)

(Reblogs are appreciated!)

The Henry Stickmin collection by Innersloth, drawing inspired by the Charles Fail(s)

Original creator of the art: me, @killer-lemon. Feel free to use my art as long as you credit me properly!

[platonic-pals-punchout]

Mortal Kombat (multi-media) | Calvin and Hobbes (comic)

Sub Zero & Smoke:

They're ninja buddies. They have matching outfits (so do all the other ninjas but shush). They betray their clan together because they don't want to be forced into becoming cyborgs. Smoke sacrifices himself so Subs doesn't have to get cybertized. They're a little gay too.

Calvin & Hobbes:

It’s calvin and hobbes. Come on. It’s fucking calvin and hobbes.

[synthsays]

Hi guys, here's my silly little goofy haha animatic I spent all day on

They are my favorite guys ever >:]

[misosuper]

Calvin & Casey collages 🦉🦾

[bobfloydsbabe]

his bare ass has bewitched me