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MERRY VERGEN is... tired of trying to draw people and doodling dinosaurs instead.

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While MERRY sets up at home, PAMELA sleeps, and BILBO rps, what are the other members of the group doing?

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narcolepticinsomniac reblogged this from scarestuck and added:

 > Merry: drive home and make your adventure YOURS!

you pick up your KEYS and shove everything in your BACKPACK.

TO HOME!

you will be driving for approximately 20 minutes.

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narcolepticinsomniac replied to your photo: You have been instructed to bake an end of the...

Merry: make festive party hats instead

Your name is PAMELA. Get your facts straight.

You decide against making festive party hats at the moment, although that seems like a FREAKING BRILLIANT idea. You will put it on a sticky note and place it on your MASSIVE WALL OF REMINDERS, where you will see it in an INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME IN THE FUTURE.

PRESENTLY, however, you believe you should GO TO BED, as you have a STUPID ASS MATH FINAL tomorrow.

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Your name is MERRY VERGEN and your friend just went into the kitchen? And is looking at... brownie mix?

You do not live here. You do, however, spend most of your time here. You also hate drawing on the computer and should really figure out how to CUT DOWN ON DETAIL. 

You spend so much of your time here that the RA is making you a DOOR NAME.

However, it is nearing 11 PM. While that may be fine for some people, you consider DRIVING HOME. 

You will continue your adventure from any place you are, but relocating would make your adventure YOURS.

You already texted back your friend BILBO, and refuse to post the logs of your PRIVATE TEXT RP. It is silly. Too silly for the internets.

Your keys are on the table. What will you do?

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You have been instructed to bake an end of the world cake. Well fuck. You don’t have any cake mix. Or ingredients. You might be able to whip up some cookies or something but… What’s this? BETTY CROCKER BROWNIE MIX. Will this do?

HELL NO. You aren’t making ANYTHING with that EVIL WITCH’S name on it.

PAMELA, greet your friend BILBO. Your name is PEPPER POTTS in BILBO’S phone. Or at least it should be. PP: Hey, what’s up?

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Your names are PAMELA ISLEY and MERRY VERGEN. You are currently NIGHTBLOGGING, even though it is only TEN O’CLOCK. Cheesus Crust it’s like you’re OLD. 

If you are PAMELA ISLEY, your hobbies include…. what are your hobbies? You don’t really know. You spend a lot of time on the INTERNET. Is that a hobby? Or is it a lifestyle? You’re not really sure any more.

Other people in the room would say TRYING TO PLAY GUITAR and COSPLAY.

If you are MERRY VERGEN, your hobbies include TERRIBLE PUNS that AREN’T PUNNY AT ALL, and being FAR TOO INVOLVED in FANTASY and QUASI-SCIENCE.

Supposedly tomorrow the world ends. What will you do?

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damn it jimmy

You are two young girls sitting in a dorm. Your friend, BILBO BAGGINS, has invited you to play A GAME. One of you has FINAL EXAMS A FINAL EXAM tomorrow, but the other is FINISHED BOOYAH.

What are your names?

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velociraptarts replied to your post: mustexplore answered your question: A young man…

Hold a Halloween party. (You’re the Lord of Fear. You do what you want.)

YES, you think to yourself, YES, this READER has REDEEMED themselves from the REALM of IMBECILITY. You believe that, when you conquer PARADOX SPACE with your AWESOME brand of FEAR, you shall spare this READER from a PAINFUL DEATH. It will still be a FEARFUL DEATH, however. Wow, this whole God Tier thing is really getting to your head! About that Halloween party… who were the other members of your session, again?

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velociraptarts answered your question: A young man stands in his room. Tonight, on the…

SQUAWK LIKE AN IMBECILE AND DEFECATE ON YOUR PILLOW

…what?! Properly ascended HEROES of FEAR, even ones named BILBO BAGGINS, don’t do that kind of shit. Where did that idea even come from? Ahh. You see it now. Your Lord powers give you the ability to see PAST and THROUGH the FOURTH WALL. The READER who SUGGESTED this COMMAND is the IMBECILE here, you do think.

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mustexplore answered your question: A young man stands in his room. Tonight, on the…

play some sweet tunes

You play a HELLA SWEET bass riff that basically melts everyone’s faces off. Actually, you just played the intro to Fall Out Boy’s “Dance, Dance.” Better go cry, emo kid.

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==> [S] Scarebro: Ascend

6,000 pages later… You rise as the PAGE of TIME LORD of FEAR. You have become literally the most frightening thing this side of human. What will you do now?

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A young man stands in his room. Tonight, on the eve of the 21st of December, the Apocalypse is nigh. Though it was sixteen years, two months, and twenty days since this young man was given life, it is only today that he will get a name. What will the name of this young man be?

masterassman answered your question: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS MY NAME??

BILBO BAGGINS

Your name is BILBO BAGGINS. You have a variety of interests, as displayed by your messy bedroom, including the bass guitar, books, computer shit, art dolls, and comic books. What will you do next?