#calming bottle

[glimmerstimmer]

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: screenshot of an Ao3 author's note that reads, "earlier this week I was a dumbass and didn't tell anyone where I was going, and then my phone died and I got a flat tire 140 miles into the Alaskan wilderness, with 6 oz of water left in my water bottle. After about 7 hours of hiking, I found someone and hitched a ride back to town. You'd be surprised the capacity you have to keep calm in the face of possible death, and the truth about what could've happened still hasn't quite sunk in. I don't think you have to be smart to survive, I think you just have to be lucky." /End ID]

[bloos-bloo]

Y’all are fueling his ego- NOOOOOOO-

( /j /j I found these reblog notes very funny- Good to know my kallamar is wife material cause they totally are )

[shiftythrifting]

some shit i saw today.. spent .25 on the badly painted kitten

[jellyskink]

Thinking about my character and domesticated Ford being mean while being jealous would be a pretty interesting start to the friendship

Like Ford rudely pushed their buttons one too many times until they have a breakdown because they don't want to be here and be Bill's other pet as well and Ford being petty isn't making things easier

Ford would probably feel so bad after that, especially if Bill does something to them for lashing out on Ford

"Go die.

...

I-I didn't mean that.

Well. I did. But you don't have to.

Unless you keep getting closer to my Muse. Then I'll kill you myself."

(He does noooooot handle jealousy well, and also wildly reads into things for signs of "closeness" with Bill)

[jovieinramshackle]

I don't know how many times it has to be said but if you think being gay/trans is a sin in any way shape or form you ARE homo/transphobic

I don't care if it's "only one of the many temptations", I don’t care if you have gay friends, I don't care.

Homosexuality isn't an "attraction sent by the devil", it's a scientific fact that has been proven does not cause any harm. Regardless of what you have been brainwashed into thinking.

I don't care if you've never directly discriminated anyone, your views are harmful and damaging, and it only continues the oppression against people like me.

[herssian]

heavensward

[vialae]

Nothing destroys Ketheric’s mood for the day quite like checking his calendar and seeing ‘Chosen Three Meeting’ scribbled in

[st-hedge]

the prologue to the botw era story of Calamity AU has now been posted, u can find it over here on ao3 where its also known as 'little souls in blistered light'. next chapter will be posted some time this week 🤘

[stimboardboy]

alphabet sensory bottle

[glimmerstimmer]

[voidcat]

leaning in for a peck on the lips and telling your windbreaker darling they're so sweet they give you toothaches... only to be hit by a real toothache hours later

[corvidexoskeleton]

I've seen some of the things people have cited as marks of character growth in the norse games, but honestly I don't think all of them are. I mean, yeah sure Kratos definitely was a lot more willing to be open with other people and accept help from others, but the willingness to show mercy to someone he's fighting, not wanting to kill someone unless they threaten somebody he cares about, shrugging off personal insults and and threats to himself, showing compassion to someone going through something awful, those are all pretty standard parts of his personality

He's actually consistently a pretty calm person, given the circumstances. It's also not that surprising to see him readily accept Thrud and Angrboda as Atreus' friends, since he's got a bit of a soft spot for kids

[evermoreismychild]

sirius: drinks everything out of a wine glass

remus: drinks everything out of a mug

peter: drinks everything out of a plastic cup

james: drinks everything straight from the bottle

[sae-something]

Update again - GP was good and she was really nice (felt taken very seriously etc). No bad things seem to be wrong right now, but have to call immediately if I get a fever or even more pain. Have an echo of my upper stomach planned for Friday; if pain goes away before then I can just cancel it. Exhausted now from the pain so gonna flop on couch. Have to eat light foods so will prolly just heat up some prefab soup.

[heartshapedhackjob]

I have a serious hoarding disorder and I'm not 🚫 talking about oh haha ... my room is sooo messy I am talking about I have multiple uncompleted MacDonald's monopoly maps that I can't bear to part with a container of cinnamon hearts that have been sitting on a shelf for two years I have fucking, yard sale advertisements that I took off bulletin boards two years ago that I can't bear to get rid of. I have about 30 or 40 of them.