#calling all besties....... KILL
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you will not lay a hand on this child.
#fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#fire emblem fates#fe14#freyja#azura#corrin#camilla#mikoto#never gonna be over how book 4 used the same visuals + themes as the adrift banner. but the adrift banner didn't even get to be relevant#drives bonkers!!!! the adrift banner even had LOKI show up in that paralogue#was it for NOTHING!!!!!!#anyway this is inspired by me thinking about how little azura would be the perfect child for freyja to offer that nectar to#if not for azuras best imaginary friends in the world!!!!!!!#calling all besties....... KILL
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fun fact: when i first went to the fort to kill caesar i completely forgot about the bunker. it was a stressful return trip
#fallout new vegas#fnv#new vegas#courier six#courier oc#yes man#this is old art but i wanted to post smth while im recovering from the Illness (Mental)#fr though i was like great! well thats done and then yes man was like hey you fucking idiot#this is completely canon for him. his ultimate ADHD moment#yes man: about that bunker at the fort…#sirius (still on edge from killing caesar): about the huh at the what 😀#at least he got to take arcade with him the second time around#also. yes man only calls him six while theyre first working together#since ‘courier six’ is all he really knows him by and sirius is kind of nervous around robots and isnt keen on giving him his actual name#i imagine their relationship is kind of strained in the beginning bc of that + yes man thinking he’s an airhead (this moment Did Not Help)#but then they become Super Special Besties eventually <3#ok im off to draw new stuff. probably.#and to work on wips dear god help m#my art#☄️: sirius the dog star (courier six)#📺: yes man
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pikmin 1 promotional render, 2001
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Can't stop thinking about Toramaru using gen Z internet slang. I just know she's cronically online and the way she talks makes Mafuyu go crazy.
#she runs a sakamoto fan account on twitter. nobody understands where this assassin character is from#'hes an assassin in real life' 'theres a game called real life? or is it a tv serie?'#and she picks up all the slang#she started saying 'very demure' when looking at her fanarts of sakamoto killing people 😔#also i'm sure she at least once said 'your brother is so fruity' to mafuyu and the urge to kill her overcame him#they're besties your honor. that doesn't mean mafuyu doesn't feel bloodlust towards her at least once a day#they're my babies#she regularly uses the phrase 'its my roman empire' but i don't think she really knows what the romane empire was#i love her#nao toramaru#sakamoto days#i'm sorry these are my hyperspecific niche headcanons 😔 (projecting the slang i eventually picked up from the internet over a character)
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WAIT
BRO
If maddie was always a noxian spy that means she was never an actual officer, only using the position to take the force down from the inside, WE CAN ETHICALLY JERK OFF TO HER AS MUCH AS WE WANT- SHE SAID FUCK THEM COPS BROTHER!
#minors dni#arcane#arcane spoilers#maddie nolen#oh maddie- being a traitorous blood thirsty spy who grins while she kills just makes you so much more sexy to me 🙏😩#like the little loyal puppy dog thing was cute- but i have a soft spot for coldblooded assasins 😳 thats my type bestie#call me eve polastri because im ready to throw it all away for this lebian assasin- like im down to smash freaky style
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some sneak peek wip for mermaid au teehe
#qsmp au#qsmp foolish#qsmp vegetta#qsmp leonarda#qsmp leonardo#i will broadly explain what is going on in these imgages#ahem#fool(fish) mad at pirate vege bc he thinks the dude took his kid#(said kid in truth actually ran away and ended up injured where the pirate ended up found the kid and was like)#(oh shit this lil dudes injured#ima take em in or smth)#then they become besties and the pirate accidentally adopts the lil guy lol#fish ends up finding his kid again que reaction image#and leo (the kid) is like o shit both my dads are here yippee#but the kid realizes again#but o shit my dad wants to kill my other dad woops time to explain the situation#and yeah thats all yall r gonna get for now tteheeh#tbc or whatever they call kt
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Theon and Asha had to be separated as children for the realms sake. their bond would have been detrimental to the realm otherwise.
the bi on bi hostility would have killed everyone within a five mile radius. the big sister/little brother rivalry would have taken lives of anyone who came between them. they would kill for each other one second and attempt to murder each other the next.
they'd be the biggest shit talkers on the iron isles. the side eye would be insane. they'd gossip about someone to their face with no shame. they'd spread rumours like wildfire.
no one would be able to stop them.
#they would be horrendous together#imagine them being actual siblings that were allowed to grow around each other and become besties/enemies (its both)#Asha would beat the shit out of him on the regular but kill anyone who looked at him wrong#Theon would call her every name in the book but threaten anyone who tried to do the same#they'd be each other's wingman/cockblock and hypeman/hater all at once#this falls under more of a modern au than canon and is very optimistic of their positions in life but shhhh let me pretend they'd be bestie#I need it in my life#asha greyjoy#yara greyjoy#theon greyjoy#got#asoiaf#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire
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i’m so sick of this i wish i could just idk go back into the fucking closet
#sometimes i genuinely hate being queer so so much#idek what i fucking am and tbh i don’t really care i don’t think it’s a big deal but somehow all my friends know and i barely told anyone#they wonder why they didn’t know before and it’s like i didn’t tell you for a fucking reason you don’t need to keep bringing it up#i mean yeah ig it’s not a big deal at all it’s just a few of my friends pissing me off but ofc i don’t want that#i didn’t tell you because i knew you’d tell other people#and now those other people keep mentioning it and it’s like god just shut up#it was when someone WHO I DIDNT EVEN TELL called me her “zesty bestie” that i was genuinely about to kill someone#shut the actual fuck up
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PPAP 🖊️🍍🍎🖊️ Minhyuk × Kihyun
#mx7net#monstaxedits#monsta x#minhyuk#kihyun#9311s <3#tuseral#wabisarah#oorieri#wings.gifs#wings.original#fairly certain this is the most unserious thing i've ever giffed#3rd & 7th are especially killing me skdfjskdjf#p.s. for all my public bemoaning the absence of besties i am also privately mourning my beloved 9311s & how dumb (affectionate) they are#p.p.s. meg is going to call me a [redacted] for giffing this before LMAL again leave me alONe meg <3
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I met people I knew only online for the first time irl last night and I'm still extremely exhausted cause I am not a social person so here. Take an OC.
Katale (Kitty) is wonderful and I love her and she's a criminal and that's fine. She likes to look cute and so whenever I see a really cute outfit in public with a specific vibe, I'm like "Kitty would love that". So here. Please. Please know that I saw this very pretty woman jogging with her hair pulled back, running shorts, and the CUTEST top with a little scarf from the same fabric tied and wow. It was. So wonderful, please have a wonderful day @ the lady I saw jogging yesterday.
#my characters#kitty is so funny to me cause she is absolutely used to a life of crime#shes second in command in a huge group because she actually forfeited the top command spot to her future boyfriend#and now they are exes and besties and she just really likes their criminal crew#and then she adopts a lil agent guy bc hes like a puppy and she is like listen that is my son now you cant hurt him#ANY OF YOU TRY TO HURT MY SON I HURT YOU including you rud my beloved ex current boss#and hes just like okay#and then they become a very weird messed up family of two crime bosses and a good boy#but anyway kitty is the glue that holds everything together and she commits crimes on the side of being nice#like oh sorry im late to get here i had to kill a man#but its also her getting phone calls from rud telling her sorry babe cant show up im a bit gross#and shes like oh yeah dude i get it sometimes blood just doesnt wanna hide :c ttyl smooches ily#anyway she deserves to have cute outfits and no one is gonna tell her otherwise#ALSO for those who dont know and might care shes a weeb she watches so much anime#she just ..... really likes anime and makes rud watch some shows with her during and after dating#he just goes along with it no complaints and he doesnt understand all the appeal#but it makes kitty happy so hes happy
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calling all besties....KILL!!!
#mgs#eva#revolver ocelot#scribble#calling all besties#<- this was a placeholder tag for a while but i decided i like it actually#what r they up to#steve harvey voice: YES!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!
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You will go to the battle couples poll and you will vote karehika this isn't fucking funny anymore
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Part of me, deep deep down, wonders if we still may have a scene of MK on his knees versus his friends a la 4x07
#like maybe we WON'T. and that's totally fine#I did get ''You were locked in a corner- told to get on your knees and accept your fate! And you didn't!#You came back and chose to stand to meet your end! Together.'' Like at the very least *kisses kneeling/standing motif*#And it's like ''your friends will turn on you- seeing you for the monster you will become!'' like where did that fear come from. Wukong#Wukong & Macaque#And what are we MAYBE getting answers to next season. Wukong V Macaque#I just. *gestures* the chaos shit is so weird. the staff corruption is so weird#''When the chaos makes them who they are'' SO WEIRD#So like. Rn I feel like MK finally gets hey. You really don't have to do it alone! And it's okay it all leads to pain! Good job bestie#Like the option is it all leads to pain or there's nothing. Cool cool#But I do feel like. He needs to be okay with his role specifically? You know? Like the ''it's always my fault!'' aspect of it#''It definitely shouldn't be left up to me'' like. Well. It kinda was#This was YOUR choice#Idk man like. This is just gonna have consequences#like ''I saw my children couldn't survive the chaos'' We have lost the safety net of the cycle#We have lost the 10 kings. We've lost heaven (ish).#MK you quite literally chose your sentimentality for mortal pleasures over a lot. Over guaranteed survival#God part of me is like. U were so willing to kill yourself so you could finally make up for being you I know it#I fucking know it MK#Ur so rayla core#my god#U were like "I can finally make the world better than I found it by fucking killing myself'' like dude. dude no#this is such a weird amalgamation of getting better/worse MK like I love you#character of all time#And earlier in the season being like ''You're a beast. A monster'' and then calling nine a monster like. MK. whatever#was part of LBD's plan literally destroying chaos with the fire (''And everything beyond even that!'') like idk I'm losing it#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk rant#lmk spoilers
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“In general I find the idea of being with a man disgusting but I don’t find it disgusting with him”
- spoken by a lesbian
#then I call myself straight yet I find it disgusting in every way LOOLLLL MAYBE IM NOT STRAIGHT AT ALL 😭#except maybe that one hs guy but like#I think I’d be disgusted if I learned more about him#dora daily#though I’m#not gay because I literally have no comment about women they’re just there yk IDK HOE TO EXPLAIN IT#though the reason I’m disgusted is cause there is not a single normal dude I’ve met ever 😭 they’re all grotesque PLS GOD I JUST EANT TO MEET#A NORMAL DUDE NOT FOR ANY REASON APART FROM HAVING HOPE THEY EXIST#I want to prove myself right that they exist LOL#like I have my dad and brother (they’re not the best examples of good dudes) then my little brother (but he’s too young for me to form an#opinion)#Then my cousins … no comment uhm#yeah lowkey weirdos for liking a girl who was in primary school while they were in middle or high school#then there’s the randoms irl who no matter how well things seem to go they always say something weird that makes you go of course he said#that he’s a man 😭#had to take a step back when mashaAllah boy said he sympathises with the dude who killed women because he was a loser who couldn’t get a gf#BRUH#it’s through this that I realise to some extent how bad relationships have a grip on people and just how much I clearly don’t understand#about others. IF I GET HARASSED INTO MARRIAGE PLS I JUST WANT AN AROACE DUDE LIKE LISTEN IF ALHAITHAM WAS IRL I WOULD BE THRIVING CAUSE HES#VERY AROACE IN MY HEART#I just want to co exist with someone like in an ultimate bestie kind of way is that too much to ask 😓
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Denji to the Chainsaw Man worshippers to Yoshida:
#csm#chainsaw man#denji#yoshida hirofumi#it's also the calling all besties to kill post#sorry for the low tier god video it just reminded me of this
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THE FUCKIYNY VIDEO IS OUT BUT I CANT WATCH IT RN BECAUSE SCHOOL . WRETCHED WRETCHED WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!
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