#call that a bottle episode

[acernusaurus]

Legends Of Tomorrow Potential Big Bad Prompt List

1) Cat People

2) Mushroom Again*

3) Clones

4) Doppel-gangers

5) Mutants

6) Zombies

7) Mr. Parker

8) Time Remnants*

9) Sentient Phones

10) Authoritarian Future Government Agents*

11) Time Wraiths

12) Rip Hunter

13) Obama

14) Grodd

15) Evil Unicorn

16) Rasputin

17) Rory's Kids

18) Kuasa

19) Lex Luthor

20) (mentioned) Mallus

21) (mentioned) Big Beebo

22) (mentioned) David Bowie

23) Damien Darhk

24) Kaiju

25) Julius Caesar

26) Mick Rory

27) Squinting*^

28) Queen Elizabeth III

29) Ray Palmer

30) Time Pirates

31) Time Witches

32) Ourselves

33) Time Itself

34) Paragons

35) Wild Card (5 bottles)

*Best guess

^Feeling called out if correct

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[andbrokenmemories]

what if you're Luke Ballistic and after all that fucking drama you get back to Earth Aleph and settle in as an s tier cape who can ask for basically anything you want. But it turns out that since you've been gone they started an AMC original series critical superstar about some guy who, after in the first season the student of his he teams up with announces "Yo Mr. White calm down, you're going fuckin ballistic!", ultimately becomes a meth kingpin under the crimesona codename "Ballistic". So you have a bunch of teenagers from all over the globe posting on Normal Reddit (oh God, remember Normal Reddit?) r/askreddit "What is the strangest thing we just take for granted?" "What's the weirdest thing about superheroes existing?" dime a dozen threads saying shit like. "can you fucking believe one of the most powerful capes in the world is an extradimensional invader? And can you believe nobody told him Walter White was named that?"

[dirt-grub]

Smiling friends hc basically canon tho that pim is one of those people who had a lot of really bad shit happen to him but tries his hardest to keep everyone around him happy almost to his detriment. I mean in the first episode u saw his family lol

YESSSSS YESSS and thats why im so obsessed with him i can't think of another character that's like that off the top of my head and its so fucking relatable TWT like the message a lot of people got from the first episode is that pim is naive and i dont think thats the case at all, i think he just realized over time how to keep himself stable as long as he doesnt dwell on shit until he spirals and he started spiraling, i dont believe for a second hes never once thought the same shit desmond was talking about

[strawberryclementine]

There should have been a Breaking Bad bottle episode in which Mr. White and his family go on a day trip to the beach but coincidentally every other character in the show also decided to go there that day so the basic plot is Mr. White trying not to blow his cover in front of his family as increasingly outlandish shenanigans draw everyone together. This would have happened but the fanservice of the entire cast in swimsuits would have been so incredibly and dangerously powerful that Vince Gilligan decided to toss the episode

[stagefoureddiediaz]

The way I need to see all the performance reviews for the firefam - we won’t get to I’m sure because it’s about Chim and that’s right and proper but can you imagine the chaos that could be had 😂

[icewindandboringhorror]

I have found a beautiful perfect humble rock specimen that is light yellow with a weird dark yellowy brown lining, somewhat resembling a chunk of smoked gouda cheese... effervescent

[virginstoner666]

if 4Kids ever dubbed Team fortress 2, these are the names i think they would gove some of the characters-

scout, brandon

SOLDIER, KYLE

pyro, bubbles

Heavy, boulder or some shit

demo, micheal

engie, billy joe

medic, probably still ludwig

spy, leon

SNIPER, HUNTER

ms pauling, sarah or maybe suzie

administrator, bertha

zhanna, daisy

[causenessus]

Ness did you know this exist

NO but omg THANK U FOR TELLING ME IT EXISTS !! just one more thing to add to my list of things to buy when i get rich </3

[starswallowingsea]

guy who is allergic to taking his own advice sometimes

[quaranmine]

one of these days i should write a part two to lonesome dreams with the listeners actually helping the evolutionists leave evo...but that would require me to, you know, write that

[gible-love-nibles-archive]

"Heh. Why does Clare call you babygirl."

"Why does she call YOU babygirl?!"

"'Cause she loooves me~"

"Hmph."

[piastrinorris]

things i have learned while looking after my best friend's 2 year old:

oh my god they never stop

don't spend your paycheck on buying them dope toys, they'd rather be pushed around the same room in a laundry basket for 30 minutes straight

bluey is the greatest piece of television to ever exist

[bourbontrend]

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[dashiellqvverty]

i honestly think wild blue yonder might be my least favorite donna episode (its been a while since i revisted season 4 so no promises but... im pretty confident) and whats getting me is its like they pulled the scary parts from stuff like waters of mars and midnight and then took out the things that make those episodes good which is the OTHER PEOPLE

[genderqueerdykes]

this summer has been brutally hot. while you're trying to stay cool, please consider giving cups or bottles of water to any homeless people you see. i honestly don't care what your stance on homelessness is: just do it. if you've never had heat exhaustion or heat stroke, you have no idea how utterly miserable overheating is, and it gets worse when you're dehydrated. now consider how much worse it gets when you don't have a consistent source of shade to lower your body temperature. nobody "Deserves" heat exhaustion or heat stroke, leave your "they have to earn shelter" shit at the door. no one's listening.

i live in what's regarded as the worst part of town, dubbed "the war zone". i have countless homeless people walking by my apartment daily, and whenever i'm on the porch, I do my best to offer what I can. some folks turn me down for food, not every person who comes across my block needs narcan, but water is always gratefully accepted. please try to give water instead of sugary drinks if possible and avoid caffeine, as that is a diuretic and can cause people to dehydrate faster. if all you have is juice or soda, go ahead, but please give water when and where possible.

i have never had anyone get belligerent with me even despite the awful nickname this part of town has gained. if someone seems like they are in the middle of a psychotic episode (speaking to someone you can't see, irritable outbursts, confusion, reacting to cues you can't see, and so on) and are visibly agitated or angry, give them space and don't force them into anything. DO NOT CALL THE COPS ON THEM. don't call the cops on ANY homeless people. when a psychotic person is in the middle of an episode, what they are seeing, hearing and feeling are real to them, and can be perceived as life-threatening. sometimes someone in the middle of a psychotic episode cannot parse that you are not a threat, especially if they are in the middle of a particularly paranoid episode, which happens extremely easily when you have nowhere safe to rest your head at night. constantly having to watch over your own shoulder can easily lead to someone feeling constantly persecuted.

my neighbors have been handing out food, water, and cigarettes too, without any provocation from me. now that I've moved in, we have someone to hand out narcan, too. we can build a more compassionate world. if everyone on my block wordlessly helps the homeless folk who walk past without any provocation from someone else, the whole world can be this kind. i promise it can. you can possibly save a life just by reaching out. we all have the power to make a change for the better. a simple glass of water can literally save a life. your unsheltered neighbors are still your neighbors.