#cal says shit

[calfrxca]

uh, hi

i rewatched tf one and made this, sorry ??? (im not)

[cj-kenobi]

otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles

[2baerzfeind]

andre probably woke up on that day that it was 0 degrees out, saw it, got so nervous and shit his pants

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Thinking about padawan Cal being on Coruscant during Fives’ arc and somehow running into him and getting an echo off of something Fives had on him. Then helping him, whether by getting him in contact with Quinlan somehow (I think the council would be more likely to believe him over a child, even if they could feel Cal wasn’t lying)

Or in a disaster lineage Cal AU going “I’m gonna call my dads, no offense (full offense) to Anakin, but I think he likes the Chancellor too much to think rationally about this.” and then calling Cody and Obi-Wan, and Palpatine’s plot is uncovered and everything is OKAY and Fives is OKAY and nothing bad ever happens again.

[remma-demma]

I think some people don’t realize homestuck is a story about storytelling.

I was thinking about people insisting the Epilogues, hs^2, or Beyond Canon aren’t canon. And like. Yeah, that’s the point.

What does it mean to be canon anyway? Stories that get tied up in neat little bows are hard to expand upon. What happens after the happily ever after?

You can take it the direction of mundane day to day fluff (candy) or send them on another world shattering adventure (meat) but neither one is really real because… it’s a story. Homestuck was never really real. They’re both real. None of them are real.

This is all so clearly spelled out in the post canon material that I’m forced to assume they just. Have not engaged in it and / or ignore it on principle.

[bootleg-cal-weathers]

i like how most of the cars fandom agrees tex can’t cook for shit 😭

he’s banned from the weathers kitchen entirely

he probably almost burned down his college dorms

also i really like how in most fics i read tex just kinda lives with the weathers 😭

he’s just there sitting on their couch like he owns it (he might tbh)

i love tex<3

he’s so silly

[cal-eidoscope-eyes]

its so unfair that its fall and i have to work a job instead of wandering around my small town feeling dissociated from my fellow man and contemplating the fact that my life has no end goal or meaning other than staying alive and trying to drag myself out of the social emotional and mental hole ive found myself in and at the end of it all i realize that the point of being alive is to find joy and companionship and the world will always be so much bigger than i can understand and my mistakes are utterly temporary and cosmically insignificant and that brings me peace. what?

[treasure-goblin]

Why is asking things so haaaaaaaaard

[lyracreek]

ppl who use crutches and/or canes regularly are so brave bc I have been given crutches for 1 day and the urge to smack anything that even mildly bothers me is almost irresistible

[calypsolemon]

special commission for @spinchip, for their upcoming project Never The Dark

[calfrxca]

no context tf one post, iykyk

[neonbodyache]

actually fuckedup so bad today i cant believe it

[cosmocove]

some bobbles (+ two unfinished things)

[annahnana]

fast food under 500 - taco bell

tacos ~ - nacho cheese doritos locos taco (170 cal) - crunchy taco (170 cal) - soft taco (180 cal) - nacho cheese doritos locos taco supreme (190 cal) - crunchy taco (190 cal) - soft taco supreme (210 cal) - spicy potato soft taco (240 cal) - cantina chicken soft taco (260 cal) - double stacked taco (320 cal) - cantina chicken crispy taco (340 cal) - black bean chalupa supreme (340 cal) - chalupa supreme (360 cal) - cheesy gordita crunch (490 cal)

burritos ~ - bean burrito (360 cal) - cheesy enchilada burrito (380 cal) - burrito supreme (400 cal) - cheesy bean and rice burrito (420 cal)

specialties ~ - cheesy roll up (180 cal) - big cheezit tostada (230 cal) - nacho fries (330 cal) - 3 cheese chicken flatbread melt (330 cal) - stacker (400 cal) - large nacho fries (470 cal) - veggie mexican pizza (470 cal) - cheesy chicken crispanada (490 cal)

sides ~ - black beans (50 cal) - black beans and rice (160 cal) - pintos n cheese (170 cal) - cinnamon twists (170 cal) - cinnabon delights 2 pack (170 cal) - chips and nacho cheese (220 cal) - cheesy fiesta potatoes (240 cal) - chips and guacamole (240 cal) - veggie bowl (420 cal)

quesadillas ~ - cheesy quesadilla (470 cal)

nachos ~ - loaded beef nachos (450 cal)

breakfast ~ - hash brown (160 cal) - cheesy toasted breakfast burrito potato (340 cal) - cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon (350 cal) - cheesy toasted breakfast burrito sausage (350 cal)

sauces ~ - mild sauce (0 cal) - hot sauce (0 cal) - fire sauce (0 cal) - diablo sauce (0 cal) - breakfast salsa (0 cal) - red sauce (15 cal) - reduced fat sour cream (45 cal) - avocado verde salsa (50 cal) - nacho cheese (60 cal) - guacamole (80 cal) - serrabanero ranch sauce (210 cal) - spicy ranch sauce (210 cal) - chipotle sauce (220 cal) - creamy jalapeno sauce (230 cal) - avocado ranch sauce (240 cal)

[mmuffncakes]

did i stay up until past midnight to draw bode and cal like The Babysitter poster? yes. have i ever seen this movie? no. do i care? no.

was jamming to: this song while drawing this

peep the little blue in bode's eyes

time took ~ 5 hours

my eyes are seeing so much blue after all this, i have never done a piece like this before it was wild and i would do it again

[oozeandgoo-art]

my creative process is very standard and plain, which means sometimes i have to ask my ocs permission to draw them with their asses out and they say that this is not allowed under any circumstances and furthermore they're mad about it and want to express that through cartoon violence aimed at me and then they get even madder that i think the cartoon violence will make them look sexy and have to agree to draw it sans ass.

no arms versions under the cut (if tumblr doesn't eat them)