#and it’s shit coffee at that
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i like how most of the cars fandom agrees tex can’t cook for shit 😭
he’s banned from the weathers kitchen entirely
he probably almost burned down his college dorms
also i really like how in most fics i read tex just kinda lives with the weathers 😭
he’s just there sitting on their couch like he owns it (he might tbh)
i love tex<3
he’s so silly
#tex dinoco#tex can make coffee and that’s it#and it’s shit coffee at that#strip bought him a mug that says ‘worlds worst cook’#it was a birthday present and tex fuckinv love the thing#pixar cars#cars fandom#cal weathers#bootleg cal weathers#cars#cars 3#cars 3 (2017)#dinoco#lightning mcqueen#strip weathers#lynda weathers
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Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?
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#queer#keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit#fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy#I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza#10k#20k#30#40k#50k
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#superkursunaskr#photography#aestehtic#coffetime#coffee#star#ice#style#scenery#landscape#iyiyimlaben#sarhoskedi#kakaollusut#mayonezli#resimdekigozyasi#shit post#pretty in pink#cirkinkadininutopyasi#lostonyoubabe#uykusuzlukbelirtisi#alternative#cook#cookie#indie#instagram#twitter#text post#postlarim#motivation#milk
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miss ma’am I love u and ur horrid diet
#dragon age#neve gallus#dragon age veilguard#ryuunart#wip#just fried fish and shit coffee HEART EYES#datv
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rather have a headache from not eating, than feeling bloated from binging
#Avatar#starve-or-get-a-cup-of-coffee#5h ago#am i the only one getting defensive when a guy asks me about what i've eaten? because i am fat and i feel he is judging me no matter what i#tw 3d vent#⭐️rving#⭐️ ing motivation#⭐️ve#3d not sheeran#3ating d1sorder#3d f4st#ed but not ed sheeran#tw ed ana#@na shit#@na blog#@na motivation#tw ana bløg#tw ana rant#4n@diary#4n4blr#4norexla#4nor3xia#th!nsp0#th!n$piration#th!n$p0#th!n$po#i wanna be sk1nn1#i want to lose weight#i wanna be perfect#i wanna kms
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okay i just thought of the funniest fucking headcanon but what if the reason five cant find a decent cup of coffee is because he just doesnt like coffee
#like i doubt reggie wouldve let them have coffee growing up and i dont think wouldve found much in the apocalypse so??#i mean theres always the commission but tbh they give off shit coffee vibes#i just find it really funny if five hates all the coffee he drinks because he just doesnt like coffee and hasnt realized it yet#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#1k#fin speaks#2k
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ghost horses
GHORSES
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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"You already know that I'm interested" is such a powerful line for me because it says so many things: I still like you, I never stopped liking you, I'm interested in seeing where this goes, I also want to know what that something with you could be, I'm actually taking this seriously.
Tommy is not dating just to date. This shit is for real.
#bucktommy#tommy kinard#when i say i live in The Coffee Date Scene™#i mean that shit#ivy.word#firebeast#✩
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Do you think that Danny would be mad that his lab accident was incredibly traumatizing and gave him superpowers whilst Jay Garrick’s (the first flash) lab accident that gave him his powers was breathing in hard water vapors after having a smoke and knocking over a beaker of hard water?
#hi this is bones here. as someone where hard water is the norm I WISH hard water gave me superpowers#I boil that shit all the time and stand next to the fumes while I wait to make tea and coffee#AND I STILL DONT HAVE SUPERPOWERS!!!! this is a tragedy and an absolutely wonderfully baffling bs superpower origin from the-#1940s era. truly a tragedy#bones prompts#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc
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I... Cannot stop
#spider-man#coffee bean gang#peter parker#mary jane watson#gwen stacy#harry osborn#flash thompson#mj watson#art#my art#comic#comics#marvel#you may ask ‘bro how and why are you cranking shit out so fast’#the answer is the bees!#also theres something freeing about using a different brush than i do for my more traditional art thats just bery fun#i needed more harry and gwen in this one since i focused more on the others before#flash and peter still ended up with a double page feature anyways#pbs kids peter is canon just ask the sliding timescale#gwens little widows peak is very important to me#i know the bangs are the more well known style but i dont care!#peters hair also never going in the right direction is equally important#there will always be at least one chunk rebelling
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Finished this one. Monstrous fuckery about to go down, though the logistics are anyone's guess
#drawing#artists on tumblr#illustration#ink#colour pencil#posca pens#coffee#monster#monster fucker (aspirational)#idk man#my art#org4sale#shit i forgot to add the monster's blush back in#eugh. too lazy. please imagine it on your own
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friend and I came up with the sickest outfit we could think of. The stump is part of the outfit and so is the wonderbread.
#the first one is a reference to Luka from alien stage#that's also very important.#no I don't know what coffee thug means#art#anime#houseki no kuni#hnk fanart#land of the lustrous#hnk phos#phos#doodles#dumb shit
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#superkursunaskr#photography#aestehtic#coffetime#coffee#food#so cute#cute#cirkinkadininutopyasi#iyiyimlaben#sarhoskedi#lostonyoubabe#uykusuzlukbelirtisi#resimdekigozyasi#kakaollusut#anlamazlarki#morsaclizombi#solukmavipapatya#pretty in pink#indie#style#scenery#love#alternative#explore#instagram#twitter#shit post#lovers#art
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Girls b drinking iced coffee
#hoof draws#hoofology#*slide 1 is her natural hair btw#if anyone goes to a coffee shop w/ an almond joy thing on the menu get that shit btw#mocha + coconut thing with almond milk . they slap
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Jason: Fuck's wrong with Timberlina over there?
Tim, hunched over the batcomputer, eyes feverish, slightly shaking: Drank two mugs of dark coffee and then a slightly larger jug of light coffee today. Think I'm gonna see God in a bit now.
Dick: ...should i call B?
Damian, setting another cup next to Tim: Not yet, Grayson. I'm curious to see how long before Drake starts seeing the ghosts of my ancestors.
#based on real life incident#exams had me by the ass#dick is quick to snatch the cup away#lectures dami on trying to fuck up tims nervous system#and tim on the harmful effects of excessive coffee intake#and lack of proper rest#tim dont give a shit#jasons in the corner trying to decide whether to laugh or be concerned#batfamily#batman#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#damian al ghul#batboys#batkids#batman family#batfam#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc comics
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Dp x Dc AU: Tim doesn’t rest, not even in Death.
It’s a heart attack that gets him, well, that and the insane amount of fear toxin flooding his system. He was dead for a full three minutes before he watches (how was he watching?) his eldest brother get his heart going again and get his unconscious body to the cave. Alfred gets him onto bat-life support and Leslie looks gravely at his family after she’s done her best to heal him. They decide to keep trying, they don’t want to believe he’s gone.
Tim watches in fury. He’s more useful than this, he’s not just going to die and let the family mourn him! Tim sets to work trying to understand what’s happened to him and he realizes he must be a ghost. Therefore, if he wants to understand ghosts he needs to go where ghosts are, and thankfully he just read a JLD doc saying to avoid Amity Park at all costs.
It’s takes him a second to get used to flying at full speed, but he finds himself surrounded by strange people in a strange town and… he notices himself becoming more visible. He’s able to interact with more and more objects, he even picked up a pencil! Poltergeist is a step forward in his plan, Tim accepts this change of pace.
Then Tim meets Danny, a normal human kid who looks like he could be brought into the manor and given a cape, who looks straight at him.
“Wait, who are you? You didn’t die in Amity did you?”
“No, I died in Gotham. I came here to understand how I’m a ghost and how I can get back to my dying body. I just need a few answers.” Tim explains, and notices that his voice isn’t his own, like it’s a different language entirely that comes out.
“Well, uh, I dunno about going back to your body but it’s not safe for you to be here. The GIW are looking for lost souls like you that people won’t notice go missing. So get back to your family and find peace. Im sorry but that’s really the best advice I have.” Danny answers.
Tim begs him for answers on the GIW. Begs him for any answers at all. Danny shrugs him off each time, tell him that he’s just a ghost and he needs to move on before he gets hurt or becomes a problem.
Tim decides if he’s a problem, he’ll probably get more answers.
Soon enough, he’s stepping into the end of a battle where Phantom is getting Skulker into a thermos, and demands answers, and if not answers help.
They brawl, and Tim’s training as Red Robin gets him farther than a lot of ghosts. And then, when he knows he’s beat and he’s about to share thermos space with the robot jackass (who he can interrogate and then build his own robot) Tim realizes something.
“You’re still alive, aren’t you? You’re Danny, black hair and blue eyes.” Tim says and suddenly Phantom is as still as the dead despite the accusation.
“How the fuck- dude. Okay, you know what? Fine. Lets go talk, you’re clearly not giving up and I need you to never say that shit out loud ever again.”
Because blackmail works in life for Tim, blackmail also apparently works in death.
He’s given all of the info they have on the GIW, he’s introduced to ghost technology and how it works with ectoplasm. He’s told about the portal (although they refuse to sneak him into the house to see it- he can handle a few lasers, ugh) and he’s told about the general sequence of events in Danny’s life/death.
And then Tim is suddenly back in his body in Gotham.
The family found a way to bring him back and he’s 100% alive, no longer ghostly, but he retained all his memories.
“We have a war against the government to start” are not the first words his family expected to hear from Tim post death.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dc crossover#dp crossover#danny phantom#Tim drake#ehehehe#long post#Tim’s obsession is answers if that isn’t obvious#danny does not anticipate Tim’s ghost disappearing to mean that Batman comes to his town#and the JL suddenly lobbying the government to overturn the acts as they violate a shit ton of other laws#Tim eventually makes it back to amity as a human and Danny is like *WHAT*#they get coffee and Tim explains to danny that he’s scrubbed all the GIW files and is about to take down his parents#he wants Danny’s blessing to go after the portal and danny is blushing so fucking hard but agrees that his parent have been out of line#for like way too long#Tim and danny become friends because they’re just two restless souls who have shit to do and not even death can stop them
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