#cain the bull

[tadc-harlequin-au]

Ermmm so about the whole "don't expect a lot of art from me" bit

I lied. Go read @thescarletnargacuga's "The Bull" fic NEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

("The Bull"/"The Abstraction" is actually a pretty important character in this AU. I am not kidding, you'll all know eventually, I've been hiding some characters from the roster and The Bull is one of them. I've also been telling Scarlet a little bit more about this AU, and she had the idea to make a dream sequence involving The Bull and I am IN LOVE WITH THE SONGFIC.)

Okay but in all seriousness though, THIS is the last art dump you'll expect from me for a while so enjoyyyy :3 I couldn't help myself with these, the artstyle is SO easy to learn, and so much fun to try and imitate.

Once again thanks to Scarlet for writing such good fics for this AU! Y'ALL BETTER THANK HER TOO SHE'S BEEN FEEDING THE LOT OF US SUCH GREAT CONTENT

[weewoow-20706030]

Reminder that Bruce Wayne is flexible. He is adaptable. He is Batman. And he will be whatever his kids need him to be because he is all of the above.

If his kids need him to be affectionate, if they need him to just be around him, if they need him to give them space. He can be whatever is needed from those he cares for.

[cain-speaks]

i know that OSP isn't entirely faithful to JTTW/the best depiction of it, and i'm in the process of reading the actual book, but something i find interesting about the difference between JTTW and LMK is the Bull Family.

in (OSP!)JTTW, his parents love him a lot. i'm pretty sure Red Son knows Wukong is impersonating DBK because DBK would never forget his birthday and Wukong can't answer (correctly) when Red Son asks him. Iron Fan's main reason for being uncompliant with Wukong is bc Wukong sword-throned her son. DBK and PIF also have a REALLY rocky relationship; they both live in two different homes and DBK is cheating on her with a Jade Princess iirc.

in LMK, they're super in love, which my guess is bc the idea of Iron Fan leaving Heaven for him was too romantic to let their relationship crumble. but also they do NOT love Red Son bro 💀💀 it's not even tough love imo, they're just straight up unkind/do not care about him.

idk i just think it's interesting LMAO.

[g3arbr3aker]

Sun bleaches flies is so max verstappen coded in this essay I will-

[menstitsbracket]

Match 31 (Round Two)

[matt-theater]

2022 Nov Doots

[thescarletnargacuga]

THE BULL

A HARLEQUIN AU CAINE SONGFIC

Harlequin AU and ART credit: @tadc-harlequin-au @iamespecter

WARNING: angst, PTSD, guilt, anxiety, regret, alcohol

~~~

Caine dropped the empty bottle. Numb all over, he slouched in his office chair. His mind finally stopped screaming. Dizzying nothingness awaited him. It was the only potential bit of peace he knew.

Each and everyday, hiding from the sunshine

Wandering in the shade

Not too old, not too young

His soul still aches. That never changed no matter how much he drank. A pain that could never be silenced.

Every night again

Dancing with the moonlight

Somewhere far away, I can hear your call

A giant black bull, covered in colorful eyes, burst through the door. The horned shadow charged Caine, plowing through his desk and throwing him through the wall behind him.

I'm out of my head, of my heart and my mind

Cuz you can run but you can't hide

I'm going to make you mine

Caine fell way too far before hitting ground. Getting up, the City of Circuits was on fire. Human families ran and screamed with their children. Puppets brandishing weapons pursued. Gunfire and explosions made his ears ring.

Out of my head, of my heart and my mind

Cuz I can feel how your flesh now Is crying out for more

The bull was back. Charging through the swarms of panicked people. It didn't touch them, having a clear path through the chaos to Caine. He tried to run. The ground beneath him crumbled.

Ain't No fairy tail what I see in your eyes

Awaiting your mistakes

Not too close, not too far

The abyss that swallowed him was lined with abstract eyes. He landed in something liquid. He couldn't stay afloat, no matter how hard he tried to swim. He went under, hitting the bottom. It was made of glass.

Sneaking in the pain

Every truth becomes lie

I won't trust myself

Once I hear your call

The roar of the bull was the only warning before impact. The glass prison shattered. The force of the bull tossed Caine like a ragdoll across the hard floor. It's hooves trampled him, excruciating pain stabbed his abdomen and head.

I'm out of my head, of my heart and my mind

Cuz you can run but you can't hide

I'm going to make you mine

He saw what he thought was Pomni. She was high up on a platform. He reached out for her. She jumped. She landed face first into the floor, it broke on impact and she disappeared below.

Out of my head, of my heart and my mind

Cuz I can feel your flesh now

Is crying out for more

He screamed. He cried until his voice was gone. Then he was surrounded by Pomni. Over one thousand stoic harlequins stared at him. He couldn't look at them. He heard the bull again.

I'm out of my head, of my heart and my mind

The bull charged through and the harlequins turned into hundreds of thousands of photos. The faces burned off of all of them. Caine was struck again. He didn't even try to get out of the way this time.

Out of my head, of my heart and my mind

The blizzard of photographs cleared to reveal scorched earth. The ground was littered with humans and puppets alike. Marionettes of all sizes lurked in the shadows.

I'm out of my head, of my heart and my mind

Cuz you can run but you can't hide

I'm going to make you mine

Caine stood alone in a dead world. Only the bull remained. It pawed the ground and snorted, its many eyes all focused on him. He closed his eyes as it charged.

Out of my head, of my heart and my mind

Cuz I can feel how your flesh now is crying out for more...

The roar of the bull was the last thing Caine heard before he jolted awake. He was soaked with sweat and alcohol. Bottles littered the floor around his desk. He held his head in his hands. His whole body trembled.

He deserves this.

And he knew why.

~~~

ADDITIONAL ART BY SPECTER HERE!!

[borgialucrezia]

DEAN & SAM WINCHESTER + CESARE & JUAN BORGIA ↴ CAIN & ABEL PARALLELISM

supernatural 1.01 "pilot" by eric kripke / the borgias 1.09 "nessuno (nobody)" by neil jordan / stratis thalassinos among the agapanthi by george seferis (tr. by edmund keeley) / supernatural 1.02 "wendigo" by eric kripke / the borgias 2.02 "paolo" by neil jordan / hevel by nathaniel orion / supernatural 2.14 "born under the bad sign" by eric kripke / the borgias 2.01 "the borgia bull" by neil jordan / hevel by nathaniel orion / supernatural 2.11 "playthings" by eric kripke / supernatural 2.14 "born under the bad sign" by eric kripke / the borgias 2.09 "world of wonders" by neil jordan / cain by josé saramago / supernatural 1.22 "devil's trap" by eric kripke / the borgias 2.09 "world of wonders" by neil jordan / supernatural 2.11 "playthings" by eric kripke / the borgias 2.10 "the confession" by neil jordan / cain by josé saramago / supernatural 9.23 "brother's keeper" by eric kripke / the borgias 2.09 "world of wonders" by neil jordan / the borgias 3.09 "the gunpowder plot" by neil jordan / everything sad is untrue by daniel nayeri

[jollmaster]

redesign trivia: Asmodeus

° the youngest among the Sins, only a little older than king Solomon

° quarter demon (his mother, Agrat bat Mahlat, is a half-breed; his father is famous king David), and de facto Lucifer's stepson

° tall, strong, very similar to mother

° bird-footed and snake-tailed; two pairs of horns, bull's and ram's

° tattered shirt and shoulder pads which repeat animalistic motif

° the embodiment of chaos, a demon of hatred, destruction, revenge and violence, including random sexual violence

° an archaic monster who doesn't accept the concepts of creation, love, concent, faith and harmony

° if Asmodeus can take something, who are you to forbid this?

° it's so ironic that his mother is the one who punishes rapists and perverts

° the only people Asmodeus genuinely patronizes are single childless warriors and warlords

main gang: Vaggie, Charlie, Angel Dust, Niffty, sir Pentious, Cherri Bomb, Husk, Alastor (+ as humans)

Heaven: Adam, Eve, Lute, Emily, Sera

Adam and Eve's children: Cain, Abel, Seth, Awan, Azura

Hell: Lilith, Lucifer, Seviathan, Helsa, Razzle and Dazzle, Keekee

Sins: Beelzebub [Gluttony], Satan [Wrath], Mammon [Greed], Belphegor [Sloth]

Lucifer's wives: Eisheth Zenunim, Naamah, Agrat bat Mahlat

Vees: Vox, Valentino, Velvette

overlords: Zestial, Rosie, Carmilla Carmine, Odette and Clara, Flaming Skull Guy

friends and relatives: Mimzy, Arackniss, Molly, Alastor's mom, Alastor's father

[m-y--p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s]

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[gothamite-rambler]

Tim isn't actually addicted to coffee it's just his ADHD

Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain. Jason Todd, and Damian Wayne were at the grocery store together shopping for snacks. Tim and Cass stood together in the coffee and tea aisle, but Tim switched it up today and was debating on the best tea to get.

Tim: Lipton Mint Tea or Paddington Mint Tea… hmm.

Cass peeked over Tim's shoulder, her eyes scanning the tea selection.

Cass: No coffee this time?

Tim: Nah, I have enough. Plus, I'm not addicted to it or anything, I can go a few shopping trips without buying a bag.

Cass chuckled, crossing her arms.

Cass: You love coffee. I won't say addicted, but you're a pretty big coffee guy.

Tim: I like coffee, especially when I find the right flavor, but I'm not addicted. I have one cup some days, and that's it. I mix in energy drinks in between, which is a whole other subset.

Surprised, Cass raised an eyebrow.

Cass (noticing his body language was showing he was truthful): You're not kidding. Holy moly, you're not addicted?

Tim (shaking his head): You guys are silly. I drink coffee just as much as you do. My possible ADHD makes coffee easier to drink throughout the day. For me, at least. I like to sip it throughout the day, but trust me, I don’t treat it as a lifeline… unless I’ve been staying up for days at a time. Then it's the giver of life. Sometimes I like tea, soda, diet soda—

Suddenly, Jason rolled down the aisle, with Damian sitting in the back of the cart.

Jason: Diet soda?

Damian (grossed out): Ew.

Cass: I’m continuously concerned that you don’t drink enough water, but that’s besides the point. Guys, he said he’s not addicted to coffee.

Jason (in disbelief): Yes, he is.

Tim resumed his focus on which tea to pick.

Tim: Okay, you know for a fact that I’m not. You haven’t seen addiction until you’ve been around Bruce or Dick… I still can't believe they used to do coffee enemas.

Jason: Oh, I forgot they did that too.

Damian was engrossed in a game on his Nintendo Switch.

Damian: What’s a coffee enema?

Jason: It’s when you replace the actual medical liquids with coffee by inserting a tube into the rectum and just… letting the coffee go up there.

Damian and Cass looked at him horrified. Tim nodded as he grabbed a different flavor of Lipton tea.

Jason: Yeah, it's not even remotely recommended for people to do. Dick stopped after he ended up in the ER because he had heart attack-like symptoms.

Cass (shocked): What?!

Damian (with a knowing smile): Father suggested the… enemas?

Damian chuckled at the word.

Jason: Kind of. He read about it in a magazine dedicated to rich people.

Tim: Ollie Inquirer. Bruce stopped after Alfred yelled at him because of Dick ending up in the ER. Should I get both teas?

Cass grabbed both boxes and tossed them into the shopping cart, one bonking Damian on the head.

Cass (concerned): Get both and never mirror what Bruce did with coffee. In fact, I'm getting you a case of water.

She took the cart and rolled away, Damian still seated inside playing a game on his nintendo switch.

Cass: Dami, why are you in the cart? You're 12.

Damian: I fit in it. Roll me like the prince I am!

Cass (giggling): Oh goodness.

Jason and Tim followed them as the store announced it would close in fifteen minutes.

Jason: You're seriously not addicted?

Tim: Are you addicted to Red Bulls, or do you just like drinking them more than other drinks?

Jason: The latter.

Tim: That’s my answer. Plus, my possible ADHD makes it easier to handle coffee at different times of the day.

Jason: Huh… Glad I learned this about you. I got concerned—

Tim: That I do a coffee enema?

Jason: A hundred percent, yes.

[freeusemuses]

Caine smirked as he stepped into his private dorm, the figure that greeted him an extremely inviting one. Even in the low light, he could clearly see the familiar figure and floofy hair of the resident blonde cow of Beacon, poking about his room with her back to him. With the rest of his team out and the weekend just beginning, he had no reservations as he silently slipped inside, slid up behind her, and reached up to squeeze her voluptuous chest as he growled into her ear. “Now what are you doing here~?”

It was only then, though, that he noticed the floofy hair he’d seen was silver, not gold.

@asexxxualerotica

Shrike was very much like her older sister. Mainly in that, her chest was very sensative, and she loved having the girls being groped. However, that fondling ended far too early, and was far to gentle for her liking.

"Heeeey...~ Why did you stop...?~" Shrike whined as she looked up at the bull Faunus. "And why were you so gentle...?~"

[blueflipflops]

Blessed is The Fruit of Thy Womb III

Chapter 3: Then God Asked Cain,"Where is Abel, your brother?"

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Inspired by @cyrwrites 's prompt of Talia being pregnant from exposure to the Lazarus Pits.

...

" Tt. How should I know? I'm not his keeper."

"Dami you just implied that you have a younger brother still in the hands of the League."

The Robin clicked his tongue again, frustration and familliar irrational anger building up inside him.

"It doesn't matter."

"Dami—"

"It. doesn't. matter."

Dick furrowed his eyebrows in concern as Damian quickens his pace towards the elevator, not wanting to continue the conversation.

When Damian first arrived he was angry, eager to prove his worth and word. It seemed that whatever Talia told him, didnt include Bruce having other sons than him. So finding out about this from not even the highly praised father he has, he had to be told of this by said not known brother.

He demanded Batman.

But there is no Batman. Bruce was dead declared missing for more than months now without any contact or notice. Dick has been relunctantly picking up the slack while juggling his own responsibilities as Nightwing back in Bludhaven. Its been a hard time and believe him, he has juggled before. Both literally and figuratively

When he tried to offer the robin mantle to him as maybe to calm him down a bit, he just got angrier and snippy. He rejected the offer but demanded to be trained for the whole duration of his 'stay'.

"I was sent here to be trained by batman and I won't leave until I finish my goal. If it has to be from batman's...successor then so be it."

Okay, that kinda hurt. He doesn't want to be Batman either y'know.

That was what he claimed as he strolled up jnto the mansion like he owned the place. Ever since then, Dick has organized a somewhat schedule for trainings that he deliberately stretched out at first to test him. Which is. Um. Wrong move. This only serves to piss him off more and more prone to lethal attacks.

Yeah. Okay. That attitude needs a little work.

He tried to rudely order around Alfred the first few days and just got more frustrated and angry when Dick scolded him for it. The kid doesn't even want to eat with them even if they lived together (although that might be stretching it a bit since Dick doesn't even live in the manor anymore.) He still try to include Damian in his activities with Tim (who doesn't seem to concern himself too much about the addition. Too occupied in proving that Bruce is still a-alive. ) , to get him out of his shell and maybe talk about what exactly is Talia thinking and what the actual fuck is going on with the LOA. With all the bull happening around with B's death and Tim's insitence on his non-death then him suddenly disappearing to who knows where and everything else the world decided to pile up on him recently.

Fuck. He's so not paid enough for this. In fact, he's not getting paid at all.

And that was 3 years ago, Tim came back with a clusterfuck of a report and possibly a few ill-advised stuff that he's turning a blind eye on. For now.

Tim brought back Bruce, (which is a whole other cans of worms Dick won't open. He will tho. He will. He will process this shit. Just not today. Nope.) declared that he has outgrown Robin, that he's trying his hand on a solo act and after a little help, Cardinal flew in the streets of Gotham. Dick is proud of his brother spreading his wings and leaving the nest but this leaves Damian with Bruce. While Bruce is still recovering, a new Robin picks up the slack. Dick and Damian were a team and the kid was so desperate to prove himself worthy of the mantle that he has been streching himself as thin as Dick lets him and while he follows orders, he's quick to taking advantage of all and any loopholes. If it weren't making his job 10x harder, he would've been amused of such a Robin Move. In all of those years, they grew close to each other, the kid even respects Tim now!

So when Damian mentioned—no, implied that he has another brother still back in LOA, no one can blame Dick for being blindsided.

"Dami. What brother?" He chased after the short feral child.

"Tch. I don't see how that's any of your business, Grayson." He gave him a derisive look as he pushed the button to lift back to the manor. "Your only use here is to instruct and teach me as is your responsibility as Father's succesor not meddle in my personal life. After Father has recovered, he shall continue my training and things would go as it should be." He gave Dick one last sneer before the door closed and a faint hum echoes out in the cave along with what he said.

A brother?!?!

...

When Tim first met Damian Al Ghul Wayne, the demon brat tried to kill him. Which is. Just how his life is now, he guess. The kid was 4"6 beansprout with a sword and is not afraid to use it. Apparently, he tried to stab Dick the first time too. The kid is clearly delusional but after several blood tests Tim has had to admit defeat.

This brat really is B's kid and he hates him already.

This could be a plot.

Ra's would do anything to gain power over Batman and Gotham but mostly Batman.

It smells like a plot.

Dick couldn't get anything out of him other than that he was 'the Blood Son of Batman' and that he was sent here for Bat Training by Talia and he's not leaving. He also said something about his birthright to being the next Batman and being his robin. Which is. Yeah. Hurts a bit. He knows he hasn't been able to be Dick's Robin (oh the combination of those words) being too busy proving that Bruce is still alive. He knows it. But he's still Robin.

He's still Dick's Robin and Dick is not going to give the mantle away just because demon brat here throws a temper tantrum about it. But he did. Well, he didn't exactly but. He offered making Damian his robin. Tim knows logically, this would be the best plan of action given everything with them and then everything with him but he still can't help the sharp insecurity inside him.

But the brat did something surprising, given his whole rant of birthright blah blah blah. Tim wasn't really listening. He looked at Tim with such disgust and derisiveness and then looked away with a click of his tongue. Which is so uncalled for what the hell??? What the fuck did he do? The Batling even had the gall to look so offended for even offered the position he claims was always his. What the fuck.

He says he doesn't want a position already claimed by somebody else and suggested to create a new identity if he has to. Dick was quick to veto that. Thank god. The kid looks like a ten year old. A ten year old from hell, yeah but still. Even Tim was at least thirteen when he started the whole gig. It might not seem like a lot but three years is a BIG difference. Assassin training from birth or not.

The kid looked at Tim with pity and disgust that he doesn't even know why... well whatever but for some reason despite the hostility, the kid would not so subtly support him. Not that anyone else would notice if they weren't a bat, but the kid kinda grew on Tim despite his own attempts not to. And while Tim isn't Dick, he would like to think that they've grown on him too.

After returning with Bruce, a new vigilante identity, and one less spleen, Damian has finally and officially took over the Robin mantle. Despite the initial denial, he was quick to adapt into the role with a hidden child-like enthusiasm. Well. For an assassin raised kid in a role that allows him to beat up grown people in the streets every night. Thank god Dick has already given the kid numerous lectures on the "no killing" rule because Tim is so not doing that.

And no, he is not processing his little LOA escapade.

Although looking back at it, it seems a lot more suspicious with how Ra's was a lot more confident and smug. More... reckless yet defensive.

Of what exactly?

That question has been eating Tim up ever since he had a better headspace for it coming back and it has been driving him crazy. No matter what angle he mentally review everything that happened, Tim still can't for the life of him tell what exactly was Ra's hiding. No matter the connections nor channels he has gave anything away other than the fact that they've been training an heir but Tim already knew that with Damian in the picture and yet...

Something's missing...

When they found out that Red Hood was actually the deceased Jason Todd aka Robin II, Tim thought that was it. That was what was missing and try to bury it along with the annoyance, a bit of resentment, and his many broken bones as a result of that little... reunion of theirs.

Like seriously? An adult robin suit? Cringe, mr. Robin sir. Tim can't believe he idolized you. If it wasnt for the fact that Jason broke his jaw, he would've said something about how if he's gonna kill him wearing the robin suit then the least he could do is not be a coward and wear the original scaly panties. It's like as if nothing is sacred in this world anymore. Really.

After a while, Hood started working with... well not with them. But uh... adjacent might be a better term for it. Tim notices when Jason is strangely quick to startle when Damian is in the picture. It's only recently that Dick was able to convince him to switch to non lethal rubber bullets but before they had to dodge a ricochet of actual real bullets when Damian is near Jason. And the self proclaimed ex-crime lord won't even explain why he reacts to the shortstack like this. Very rude. It's like getting beaten to near death doesn't even have benefits or whatever.

It wasn't until another case that involves the reluctant team up between Cardinal, Red Hood and a likely not supposed to be here Robin, that Tim got a clue as to why. As usual, Hood somehow does not notice Robin and almost shot Tim. Again. For the fifth time this night. Jason said something about a pit demon or something fucking up something something. I'm sure this will all make sense tomorrow. But then Robin snaps back, geniunely offended. Something about how he's not a...

"A fucking what?!"

"Tt. A Lazarus Pit baby, Cardinal. Do keep up."

"Wait hold the fuck up. Hold the motherfucking fuck up. What the fuck do you mean your brother is a Lazarus Pit baby?"

At least Tim wasn't the only one getting a rug pulled under their feet tonight. A bit concerning how distressed Hood was sounding but Tim is flexible. He can handle this. Before he can ask many reasonable questions, Robin turned to glare at them. Impressive how a kid as short as him make Tim feel like he's being look down on when the brat has to crane his neck up high just to see their faces.

"Hood called me a pit demon. Which I am not."

Damn. Touchy. So he's got opinions on pit demons now. What even are pit demons? It certainly doesn't sound good. "

"Hood has trained with the League for a time, did he not? So he must have confused me for my... younger brother."

"The fuck are on about? I couldn't be more obvious that I'm talking to you."

"Wait. What brother?!"

"Robin what brother?!?!"

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My parents made me subscribe to christianity just so I can make fic titles like these

Damian + fam POV of Child of Lazarus Danny AU

A whole ass POV and setting change can be a bit disorienting especially with a time skip mixed in but at this point we moved away from the creepy cult and into a somewhat normal outside world. Damian has a slightly better relationship with his brother here at the same time a lot more distant than canon. Damian has been able to establish himself as Robin a bit later than canon and Tim was able to decide for himself to hand over the mantle and step out of the Robin training wheels. Didn't like the Red Robin name sorry its just as if Tim wasnt ready to part with robin just yet and hadn't had the time to find himself before making Red Robin. A bit of a fan of the Cardinal name for my boy which is also red.

Funny how Dami subconsiously called Danny a pit demon all these years when all his other brothers subconsiously called him that too. He's so offended its hilarious lmaoo

Also funny how Tim thinks about his relationship with Jason. For me I think Tim won't sink back in fear Jason cuz in the comics man Tim has been roasting the dude any chance gets like Jason hasn't been roasted enough. Love my cringefail asshole Jason. Would've love to punch him in the face.

This was supposed to have Jason and Bruce's POV too but it was getting too long. so. Yeah.

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hi!! one good request deserves another!! hehe

could you maybe do bunnydoll with some angst? like maybe ragatha getting hurt on an adventure and jax finds her (still on the adventure) and helps her out?

and no rush!!!

(i’d love to!! <3)

tw: injury!! not realistic, just a warning just in case <3

your stupid face 💜💙

jax’s pov

i chase after gangle, her shrieks and screams making me breathless with laughter. god, she’s so easy to mess with. it’s honestly pathetic. this adventure is actually a pretty violent one, first one we’ve had in a while. it’s kinda cartoony and pg-13, but, i can’t exactly complain, right? it’s the best i’m gonna get here. i stop running, leaning against a wall to take a breather. god, that got boring fast.

ragatha beckons me towards her, clearly having noticed something.

“..jax.. do you see that..?” she asks, her eye glued to a particularly dark room, which appeared to have a tiny, white light coming from it. one that somehow didn’t illuminate the rest of the area, which was pitch black. “do you think you could go in there, and check it out? it might be-“

not even letting her finish, i push her far into the door, letting the abyss completely swallow her up. a scream immediately followed.

“HAH-!! next time, don’t tell me what to do, dollface.”

but, there’s no reply.

“rags?”

silence.

“ragatha? you good?”

i tilt my head for a moment, my foot rapidly tapping on it’s own. but, there’s still no response. not even a whisper.

staying silent, i listen out; eventually picking up on some sniffles. i hesitate a moment, before stepping into the room, calling her name out a few more times, waiting a few seconds in-between.

“over here-“ shakily, she responds and immediately, my head turns to the left involuntarily, where i can vaguely see a silhouette, resembling the ragdoll, trembling, sat propped against a wall.

“god, you almost scared me. almost.” i say, to which she laughs, though, that laugh quickly transitions to stifled sobs, “what’re you crying for-? what happened?”

i walk towards her, sitting down next to her. i can barely see her, but, i make out her holding her arm, tight. almost protectively.

“i’m fine, i’m fine—!” the words rush to get out of her, her voice an octave higher than normal.

“don’t bulls**t me, rags.” i retort, and, without thinking, i pick her up, throwing her body over my shoulder as we slowly, carefully leave the room and as soon as we’re in the light again, i set her down on a nearby chair, a dark brown one, layered with a red cushion. she grimaces, leaning back against the chair. taking her arm in my hand, i inspect it, a large, gaping tear in it, stuffing poking out of it. “caught it in something?”

she nods, refusing to meet my eyes as a shuddered breath makes it’s way out of her chest, “i’ll be okay, once the adventure’s over, caine will be able to fix me up-“

“yeah, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re-“ i pause, choosing my words carefully. “whatever. look, i’m.. sorry.” the word didn’t feel right on my tongue, as if it was from a language from planets away.

her pained expression leaves for a moment, as she stares me dead in the eyes, completely dumbfounded. “you’re sorry? i think i misheard-“

“don’t push it, doll.”

she nods, before inspecting the wound on her upper arm, hesitantly touching it.

“ah-“ ragatha immediately pulls away. how is she even surprised-?

“don’t touch it-?! are you stupid or something?” i snap, holding the hand from her uninjured arm, and pulling it back to her side, before reaching up, and touching her face.

she leans into the touch, closing her eyes. her stupid eye, and i take in her appearance properly for the first time.. possibly ever.

her stupid eye, her stupid button, her stupid nose, her stupid liquorice hair, her stupid, stupid face-

and, yet, somehow, it’s sorta endearing.

god, what is wrong with me?

[pupsmailbox]

HORROR ID PACK

NAMES ⌇ abyss. adelaide. alex. allure. alluria. amnesia. amnesty. annabelle. archer. ash. asher. ashton. athena. axe. axette. bates. beal. belial. belladonna. bellatrix. bellow. billy. blade. blair. bleedesse. bloodiesse. bones. bow. briar. brute. bubba. buffy. butcher. cain. caliburn. calyspo. carcass. carna. carrie. carrion. casey. casper. chainette. chains. charley. charlie. chase. chi. chris. chucky. claire. claymore. clear. colt. connor. corpse. craven. cross. crypt. cybre. cynthia. damien. danger. derry. desdemona. dove. dracula. drow. elisabeta. elm. elmira. elvria. em. enigma. erin. eros. ethan. evelien. eventide. falchion. finale. finalis. finn. fleur. freddy. galatine. ghost. ghostesse. gladius. graves. grim. guts. harker. haunt. hound. howl. hunter. hush. ikino. jace. jane. jason. javelin. jekyll. jesse. john. julie. kateline. kille. killer. killesse. killette. killire. killyr. knifesse. knifette. krueger. lamb. laurie. lavender. lenz. lillith. loomis. lorraine. lucien. lucy. machete. mal. malice. massacresse. massacrette. max. maxine. megan. mia. michael. mike. mikey. molar. mors. morticia. mortis. myer. myers. necro. nephi. night. noir. norman. nyx. nægling. obsidian. onyx. ophelia. pandora. pearce. pike. pin. pointe. pointette. pridwen. pyper. quentin. raven. reaper. renfield. retro. revenant. river. roadkill. rosemary. rot. ryker. sabel. sabre. sacrifesse. salem. samara. sawyer. scum. scythe. seraph. serene. sharpette. sharppe. shaun. shelley. sidney. slash. slasher. slashesse. slashette. slashine. slashire. slashyr. specter. spite. survivesse. survivette. sybil. syd. talia. thomas. vein. verity. vesper. visage. viscera. vivo. warden. weaponesse. weaponette. weaponne. wendy. whisp. william. wraith.

PRONOUNS ⌇　aby/abyss. alien/alien. amnesia/amnesia. axe/axe. bat/bat. bite/bite. bla/blade. blade/blade. blood/blood. bone/bone. brain/brain. brutal/brutal. bull/bullet. bullet/bullet. camp/camp. carna/carnage. chain/chain. chain/chainsaw. chainsaw/chainsaw. chase/chase. choke/choke. claw/claw. co/corpse. content/content. copy/copy. cor/corpse. corpse/corpse. cry/cry. cryp/cryptid. crypt/crypt. cut/cut. dae/daem. dae/daer. dark/dark. de/demo. dea/death. death/death. dec/decay. decay/decay. die/die. eldritch/eldritch. elm/elm. evil/evil. fear/fear. fie/fire. fien/fiend. final/final. flesh/flesh. fog/fog. freak/freak. fury/furious. gau/gauze. gauze/gauze. gho/ghost. ghost/ghost. gloom/gloom. gnaw/gnaw. go/gore. gor/gore. gore/gore. gra/grave. grave/grave. gun/gun. gut/gut. hallow/hallow. haun/haunt. haunt/haunt. horr/horror. horror/horror. house/house. hunt/hunt. hush/hush. k9/k9. ki/kill. kill/kill. kni/knife. knife/knife. lash/lash. lethal/lethal. live/live. machete/machete. maim/maim. mallet/mallet. mask/mask. massacre/massacre. med/medical. medi/medical. monster/monster. murder/murder. night/night. no/none. pin/pin. point/point. point/pointy. pois/poison. prey/prey. pyr/pyramid. red/red. reveil/reveil. revive/revive. rib/rib. rip/rip. rodent/rodent. rot/rot. run/run. sacrifice/sacrifice. saw/saw. scream/scream. scythe/scythe. shadow/shadow. sharp/sharp. sharp/sharpen. sharpen/sharpen. sin/sin. slash/slash. slash/slashe. slash/slashed. slash/slasher. slasher/slasher. slice/slice. sly/sly. sni/snipe. sound/sound. stab/stab. stalk/stalk. steel/steel. step/step. survive/survive. survivor/survivor. tear/tear. thon/thon. tomb/tomb. trope/trope. vamp/vamp. victim/victim. voi/void. weapon/weapon. weep/weep. whisp/whisper. wound/wound. wra/wrath. ☠️. ⚰. ⚰️. ⚱. ⛧. ⛨. 🏥. 🏹. 🐀. 💀. 💉. 💣. 📿. 🔪. 🔫. 🕳️. 🛡️. 🥀. 🦴. 🧛‍♂️. 🧟‍♂️. 🧨. 🩸. 🩹.

[g00bergoo]

sorry if I messaged outta nowhere just wanted to give a for fun crossover au art request idea and it’s understandable if it can’t be done but pls have a safe day or night and thank you ! ^^

Pomni In a modern detective au scuba diving underwater and investigating a underwater murder mystery in a underwater background environment. while swimming alongside

the Bull Shark Pup aka the shark protagonist from the game Maneater as it helps keeps her safe and is quite friendly and Pomni be gently petting its snout with her other hand.

while the Great White Shark From Jaws Unleashed be silently swimming close to Pomni keeping eye out and ready to attack whatever dares threaten Pomni in her underwater detective investigation.

Details: the ref images I sent were to help show the Bull Shark’s ingame design and what the great white shark looks like even what Pomni wears while underwater.

Pomni would wear a blue red zip swimsuit and diving flippers on her feet and diving mask on her face with a snorkel mouthpiece attached to it. and have scuba tank on her back while she’s breathing from the scuba regulator oxygen mouthpiece in her mouth

and armed with a underwater style like speargun just in case.

Small cute Headcanons: The Great White Shark from Jaws Unleashed would help clear a path for Pomni through a underwater old sea mines environment by biting onto old barrels at the bottom of the sea and spitting them out causing a small Explosion to make a path way.

but if ever Pomni was to distracted while swimming backwards in deep thought trying to figure out the underwater murder mystery clues and didn’t notice the sea mine behind her

the Great White Shark would swim so fast and bite onto her scuba tank on her back to drag her safely away from the underwater sea mine explosion range thus surprising Pomni in the process but making her thankful as she pets it’s dorsal fin in thanks

and the Bull Shark Pup would proceed to keep a eye on Pomni so it doesn’t happen again.

Ragatha is the one who helps provide the scuba equipment to Pomni and secretly is in a relationship with her and stays with Pomni on a Yacht In the middle of the ocean. Also cause secretly Ragatha is scuba diving even swimming instructor and originally helped her to scuba dive

and even sneakily joins Pomni whenever she feels like it.

since Pomni originally didn’t know how to swim and was shy nervous wreck around Ragatha despite Pomni’s serious skills as Detective she couldn’t handle her flustered nerves around Ragatha.

also whenever Pomni climbs back onto the yacht after scuba diving while walking around in her flippers just as she was taking off her scuba gear.

Pomni would always get greeted by the Bull Shark Pup launching itself outta the water and into her arms causing Pomni to be surprised and gently carry the wet dripping small Bull Shark Pup in her arms as she was in curious awe while Ragatha is amused and comments on it.

and sneakily the great white shark would swim and circle around the yacht protectively with it’s dorsal fin sticking out in similar jaws fashion but friendly ness sense to it.

keep in mind all of these are cute crossover mini headcanons

I don’t know why I said this but idk thought it sounded cute and why not fuck it also it’s understandable if you can’t do it but thanks for checking out🦈🪸🫧🤿🏳️‍🌈

I might just revisit this idea but I’m terrible at drawing any moving vehicles with motors and sharks. BUT YES GUYS SEND ME STUFF! TALK TO ME! BUY MY COMMISSIONS!

Also I didn’t know if the sharks were gonna be just anyone so I tried to make it Caine and Bubble. Tbh only the bubble one somewhat worked (Caine looks messed up).