#caffeine!!!

[paledoptera]

paledoodles 5

big doodle page today, i think im getting better at drawing

[bogleech]

Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[zegalba]

[wickedsmille]

Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-

Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!

[sapphicscience]

the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually

[mochioartzzz]

Me too, Tim. Me too.

[itscherryterry-again]

nurse!airplane by night, stallion smut writer also by night

[caffeinewitchcraft]

In a world of superpowers there has to be people who choose not to be heroes or villains or vigilantes

“Yeah, I can technically fly, but it’s too much of a hassle. Filing a flight plan takes just as long as driving…”

“I don’t even get WHY laser eyes rank so high up, it’s not like they’re very useful unless you’re trying to destroy a building…can’t even cut vegetables with them without slicing the counter.”

“I know invulnerability would be incredible for a hostage negotiator, but I want to be a baker! Would it be a ‘better use’ of my power to you if I don’t use oven mitts?!”

“Please stop calling, just because I can run fast doesn’t mean I even want to run in the first place. Besides isn’t super speed outlawed in the Olympics? Not yet? Well it should be!”

[junglejim4322]

At dashcon two everyone wears a lanyard with their DNI criteria on it

[ovegakart]

what if hylia was like nine feet tall and thoght link was cute

[paintedaster]

Morning, afternoon, evening. Always a good time for a caffeine break.

[choscar-op81]

[violent138]

HC that Bruce is often tired when he takes press conferences/interviews bright and early and guesstimates the number of kids he has: "5 boys and 2 girls. Wait no, that doesn't sound right, 7 boys and 3 girls. Actually, sorry 9 girls. Final answer." *drinks water* "Oh wait--"