#cackles in the distance

[stupidlybookish]

Imogen: How are we going to tell her? She’ll be devastated!

Xaden: Don't worry, we’ll find a way to tell her.

Sloane: Look guys! I drew a picture of the whole gang!

Imogen:

Garrick:

Xaden:

Xaden: Scribble Liam out.

[arcadewonder]

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Batman: I wanna adopt you.

Phantom: *lays down an uno reverse card*

Batman: *now a child* What?

Phantom: *now an adult*

Batman:

Phantom:

Batman: wait

[buggreawlthys]

'Hullo, Sam!' said Rosie. 'Where've you been? They said you were dead; but I've been expecting you since the spring. You haven't hurried, have you?'

...

'Well, be off with you!' said Rosie. 'If you've been looking after Mr. Frodo all this while, what d'you want to leave him for, as soon as things look dangerous?'

...

'I think you look fine, Sam,' she said. 'Go on now! But take care of yourself, and come straight back as soon as you have settled the ruffians!'

- Rosie Cotton Appreciation Society how we feeling???

[post-it-notes7]

Kirbytober Day 19 - Soul

[marvel-lous-guy]

Steve: Good morning, everyone. As you all know, physical fitness is an important aspect of our line of work. So, effective immediately, I have implemented a new mandatory exercise program for all avengers and avengers in training

Clint: What? No way! I refuse to be a part of this!

Steve: I'm sorry, Barton, but participation is non-negotiable. We'll be starting with a basic cardio routine to get everyone warmed up

*Nat and Sam start stretching and while Tony and Clint look on in disbelief*

Tony: This is insane. We're superheros, not fitness models

Clint: Yeah, and my exercise routine consists of chasing shooting arrows, not running in circles like a hamster

Steve: Nonsense. You can all benefit from a little physical activity. Now, let's get started

*Clint, Tony and Scott lie down on the floor after 1 lap of a running track*

[beatcroc]

everybody give it up for 100 hours of ringracers

[gothbutnotgoth]

I really feel like the Buddie fandom under-utilises Buck's bartending past.

Give me a pining Eddie mesmerised as Buck pulls off a gravity defying bottle trick, spouting off fun facts about the cocktail he's making, completely unaware that Eddie is nearly drooling over Buck's hands and arms and the way he moves--

[ask-thenetherlands]

Netherlands: "I can't believe everyone is on holiday and forgot about my birthday, hmph."

[frnkiebby]

Okay FellowWhores!

Here are your Appreciation Day details:

Over the next week I will post four of my favorite frimages with a little drabble of how I image the evens of the picture taking place.

They’ll be anywhere between 500-1k words.

With the first one being at 6pm today, i’m hoping it’ll follow an every other day schedule. So today (sunday) being the first, then tuesday at 6pm being the next, and so on until all four have been posted.

Ever your faithful FrankWhore,

frnkiebby~🎃

ps. ILY ALL THANKS FOR BEING WHORES FOR FRANK IERO WITH ME

[hella1975]

hiii i'm really sorry this is kind of a Lot but um. is it bad to leave a toxic friendship by absolutely verbally destroying the other party? because like. i think i may have broken the geneva convention with some of the things i've just said to this girl. but she started it! she called me a stone cold bitch so i said she only dates narcissistic sex offenders i feel like i may have overstepped. but it is true she is currently dating someone accused of assualt so. we both leave for uni soon so i won't see her again but like i just feel BAD and NOT GOOD about being so mean even tho she cheated on my closest friend. i also said she was a pathological cheater which IS very true but i feel may have warped her perspective somewhat. is it just a rite of passage to have that one friendship that implodes spectacularly or am i doing this wrong

'she started it! she called me a stone cold bitch so i said she only dates narcissistic sex offenders'

[sucker717]

i fear you have left me again and you have loved me in the same way you love every friend and it’s okay to be embarrassed of me because you can treat me however you want because i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours

[dragonanon]

Okay as much as I love the demon brothers, I know for a FACT I would never survive in the HOL. I know myself too damn well; I am a living ball of sass, and I would be completely unable to stop myself from sassing Lucifer at every possible opportunity. In turn, he would make it his life’s mission to make me suffer endlessly for it.

[fairyhaos]

POV your name is junhuisjuly but you post about wonwoo, mingyu's your bias, but you like tigers🤨: add on to this

uhhhhh oh shit a task fukgjr u want me to complete a task

uhh my user is fairyhaos but my icon is joshua and i scream mostly about joshua and my bias is joshua? im not much of a horribly inconsistent person lmao

[revvethasmythh]

hmmm ashton drunkenly telling pate that they care a lot about laudna and they need to keep her safe hmmmmm THREATENING TO MURDER DELILAH IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER HMMMMMM