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#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#claudia#Highly recommend the book BTW#book rec#lestat de lioncourt#Effected#Anne rice#Honestly Lestat#Is the one who'd benefit#From reading the book#But we all know he'd read#The bible quote on the first page go 'yikes no thanks'#And pretend to have read the book#Then Louis would be like#'oh really? What did you think about the part#About the part where#The mother cuts off#Her daughter's head#And Lestat would looking into the distance#Say 'haughting'#Then hear 'dream' Claudia cackling in the corner#Well... That's how I think it'd go anyway#This has just been a thought buzzing around in my head
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#original comic#artists on tumblr#comic#indie comics#every heart a doorway#seanan mcguire#id in alt text#my comic#my art#i started re reading it as this was loading and realized i shouldve drawn nancy with streaks in her hair#oughhhg i love this book#beyond this the aesthetics are also just so on point for my interests#like the creepy/gory subjects and the literal murder to be solved lol#i think id have probably gone to a nonsense world that pretended to be high logic#the opposite of kade's fairyland#crap now i want to design a world eVEN THOUGH IM BUSY ENOUGH
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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Sabran and the White Wyrm - from The Priory of the Orange Tree.
#the priory of the orange tree#tpotot#queen sabran#samantha shannon#sabran#just pretend this dragon is this small#in the book it is so much bigger#but i wanted to draw them like this#so bleh#my art#if you have read the book then maybe this means sometghing else#if you havent read the book then dont worry amd ignore that tag#i just remember they have the same colour eyes#when you find out that the witch of the woods is *redacted*#that was ny thought process here#so maybe i am lying about this woman with the green eyes#but WHICH woman with the green eyes? 👀
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RB if ur a R3AL WARRI0R CAT!!!1! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
#warrior cats#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#trans artist#queer art#clip studio paint#my art#izutsumi dungeon meshi#dungeonmeshi#dunmeshi fanart#dungeon meshi fanart#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon fanart#fanart#izutsumi#izutsumi fanart#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi meme#here's a little secret ... I've never read a while warrior cats book#i tried multiple times when i was a kid cause i was obsessed with cats and thought i was a cat#but they confused my little baby brain#that bitch also pretended to have read eragorn or whatever that dragon book was but i never had#i read how to train your dragon#and the abridged kid version of 20000 leagues under the sea after trying and failing to read the real version#and telling ppl i read the real one
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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all! ❄️
#everyone pretend I posted this yesterday lol#in case it’s hard to read the book is “Authentic Recipies from Ancient Sinnoh#I have. many Thoughts about post-reunion submas#especially their first Christmas/birthday together once reunited!!#I just want them to be happy TwT#submas#myart#pokemon ingo#warden ingo#submas fanart#submas reunion#pokemon#pokemon emmet#subway boss emmet
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Movie night is a vital part of the Red Team experience
plus an honorary Doc to make the snack runs
#rvb#rvb donut#rvb locus#rvb sarge#rvb grif#rvb simmons#rvb doc#rvb lopez#my art#batsy art#samuel ‘locus’ ortez#franklin delano donut#lopez the heavy#frank 'doc' dufrense#dexter grif#dick simmons#rvb red team#red vs blue#i have no idea what theyre watching but everyone is very invested#except lopez who is reading locus' book over his shoulder#locus is pretending to read bc he's definitely not getting dragged into the joy of watching a movie with your found family no sirree not hi#this is a lie and lopez will call him out on it.. another night#for now they vibe#docs spot is directly in front of donut bc donut is playing with his hair during the 'boring' parts#grif and simmons have claimed the 'neutral' mini-couch for their own#the blues are having their own team bonding night which is 'camping' in the yard#enrichment for everyone on team night#donut and simmons being the most invested after sarge felt like the only viable option here#sarge is yelling at the screen bc u cannot convince me he wouldnt be that guy who calls the mc an idiot for not talking to their team#hi pot calling the kettle black but when is the man ever that aware of himself
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I LOVE Teen Stan and Ford, it’s sad they don’t get drawn enough, so thank you so much!
Does Ford ever help Stan when he gets overstimulated? Or maybe when he has a rage response and suddenly starts crying and calls himself stupid?
Here's the other post with Ford
#I am once again asking someone to write me a fic about these two posts. pretty please 🥺#this took me way too long to think off#the dialogue was escaping me#if you can guess what the book he's reading is... you won't win anything I just think it would be cool#maybe Stan got upset about his grades. or a boxing match ir something#sometimes I too bite myself. not deep enough to draw blood but enough to bruise. it's gotten better over the tears but still#now and then...#anywayszzzzzzzz#ask#anonymous#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#ford pines#teen stan#teen ford#art#fanart#traditional art#watercolor#the last few drawings came out so nicely#both of them are emotionally constipated in their teen years (and onwards honestly) so instead of addressing the crying they ignore it#they pretend it never happened#btw here you can see my (successful) attempt at putting Ford out of the picture so I don't have to draw more#comic#long post#look at their socks#I forgot the 's' in 'books' I'm so stupid god
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people saying that Glinda isn't gay are so insane to me it's like in the original books she lived out her years with 100 of Oz's most beautiful women for nothing
#idk what to argue#she had a harem#yeah i got annoyed by someone again sorry#i dont think a lot of people can read tho so ig i can forgive#not forget tho ill be annoyed for a while still#elphaba is like. one person. could you imagine them make glindas harem canon. could you#wicked#i dont mind revisionist works but it annoys me when people erase canon for them#wizard of oz#glinda the good witch#elphaba thropp#gelphie#its about the popularity obv but the ozma slander is crazy i miss her#im also in general annoyed about pretending like i wasnt called lame for liking wicked in like 2015 or whatever#obv you sont have to go all into it but you have to understand that wicked is completely different from the original books. its 100% fanfic#but people dont understand that which is where my woes come in#my posts#text post
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genuinely every time i think a little too hard about bbc merlin and its politics (+ the implications irt colonialism, the british empire, queerness, revolution and religion) and it gives me a frustrated headache, i start being plagued by soothing visions of black sails. i don't know if there's another show that is so directly opposite to bbc merlin (from the quality and writing itself to the way it tackles the themes above, the way it tackles the concept of monstrosity and shame, the way it tackles ... everything) but if you ever need to like. detox. please do yourself a favour and watch it. it also has the craziest dyke drama on television with no exaggeration
#if flint came to camelot .... let me just say. uther wouldnt have lived to see season 4#morgana deserved to meet anne bonny tbh. in place of those wack ass sorcerers#and SO DID GWAINE#maybe theyd even radicalise merlin from his penitent religious brainwashing#...also Babel. the book Babel. also a great read for a merlin detox#bbc merlin#bbc merlin critical#....kinda. like. well cmon.#we're not pretending (hopefully) that this show has anything other than abysmal politics
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i think mostly we as a culture need to stop pretending media is for us and instead recognize that it's for the people making it. "the show didn't do the thing I wanted it to" is so not the point. did it do what the people making it wanted it to do? did it tell the story they were trying to tell? than it was successful. if that doesn't align with what you wanted to happen, don't get up in arms about it. don't badmouth the creators and throw a tantrum. that's what fan works are for. the text is the text, and it told the story it was telling. you wouldn't be like "ugh shakespeare is insane for act v btw like there was no reason for juliet to kill herself she should've just waited and then her and romeo could have been together wtf this ruined the whole play" like no!!! the themes were there the set-up was there the foreshadowing was there shakespeare did what he intended to. just because it wasn't a happy ending and just because you thought it should've went differently doesn't mean it was bad. read a fic where juliet lives and move on.
#this is about ghosts but honestly fandom in general#stop pretending the creators of things owe you certain story lines. they're making it not you#i explained it like this to my sister:#imagine you're reading a book and there are sort of hints and scenes that you take to interpret a character as gay#you cite quotes and talk about the themes and the impact of your interpretation#and then at the end of the book the character comes out as asexual.#and then a lot of those scenes and quotes that you were using as evidence for your interpretation-#now they could be construed to have been pointing towards them being ace all along#just because it wasnt the end you fabricated in your head based on your understanding of the hints#doesn't mean it wasnt always the writers plan from the beginning.#AND it doesnt mean you can't keep imagining a world where they're gay instead#it just means that the writer was leaving those clues to point you towards the ending#and you interpreted the clues differently#bbc ghosts#ghosts spoilers#bc like. if last resort was the ending#you could 'read' the whole series with the understanding that they weren't going to leave the house#and the foreshadowing would add up#but now with the special. you can go back and 'read' the series with the understanding that they leave#and it still all adds up. the foreshadowing was there it just meant something different than you thought.#stories have beginnings middles and ends#you predetermined the ending while still in the middle and got mad when you weren't right.#does that make sense?
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Quick little baby Billy video
He wants to escape the shackles of bedtime and stargaze instead
#Book of Bill#Scalene Cipher#Euclid Cipher#Euclydia#Gravity Falls#Bill Cipher#Baby Bill#i have not read the book yet but I was possesed by finding out lore#House layout based upon Flatland#Pretend there's stuff in the house :]#Audio is “Braden go back in your bed” - ImpAir (Youtube)
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Unlocked a new piece of "Arya can't control herself' lore and, apparently, people think her ability to control herself comes from her pretending to be someone else. So it isn't Arya who has self-control, it's Arry/Weasel/Nan/etc. and that's why she wouldn't be able to control herself in KL, cause she couldn't handle being "Arya". I am fascinated by people twisting themselves into pretzels to deny Arya's capabilities, at this point it's an unhealthy compulsion 😭
#arya stark#asoiaf#fandom nonsense#it's either denying that she has the ability to control herself altogether or conceding by saying that she can only control#herself when she's pretending to be someone else there's no in-between#trying to understand how that even makes any sense but then the mind of an Arya hater is anything but logical#wildest part is that they really think they're doing some deep character analysis with this take sdksdkdsfjfsjsdj#I joke about it all the time but Arya truly is too complex for this fandom to digest and that's wild 😭#this is why people have such dogshit takes about her lol#need people to stop huffing reddit/quora metas and actually read the books for a change
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best prose writers of our generation are busy writing undoubtedly brilliant alternative universe works about two kpop idols who hugged each other twice that will never get published..
#mine#i read SUCH a good random fic yesterday i think it was about the boyz's members?? the quality was crazy it was better than every romcom ive#ever seen like they have got to make a film adaptation of this#i don't ever need to buy romance books anymore i will just go to ao3 choose a trope and read fics about men ive never heard about and#pretend they are original characters
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Woe! Fanfiction be upon ye!
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#jheselbraum the unswerving#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#gravity falls fanfiction#ao3#I have like 5 drawings for this already that I’ll post tomorrow#ignore how out of character it might be HKCHKD i just…wanted to write…sad triangle in prison :((((((#anyways yeah I’m just turning Jhes into my own character sorry Alex she’s MINE now /silly#not art#fanfiction#share it or whatever (<- pretend I said this with disinterest but in reality im begging for people to read LMAO AHHAH)
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jackie & shauna // the book of goose, yiyun li
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#jackieshauna#edit*#why did you love him when you could have loved me :))#this book is bonkers bc like. the '''''boy'''' in question is literally the friend Pretending to be a guy and writing her love letters#insane. 10/10 no notes.#u would Think looking at these edits that this is THE dynamic of the show for me#actually it isnt. i just happened to have read a fucked up girl best friend book .
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