#c0w

[kayy-118]

pics from my old acc!! :3

[impeanutbutty]

A friend drew this in a VC & I nearly died from how flustered I got.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Could you do a fact about the black durgen :0?

Sure!

Daily fish fact #423

Black durgon!

Can also be called black triggerfish, or Humuhumu'ele'ele! They're named after their iridescent scales, which, if viewed from afar or in low light, appear black, but reveal the fish's true colours in direct light! They can even change their colour to match their surroundings better.

[httpsawesome]

WERE MATCHING CUNOESS AHHHH

WE'RE MATCHINGGGGGGGG

honestly i did see ur cool cunoesse profile and was like hehe i can get a friend to make me one of my own >:)

[musical-posts]

is it @ Bad tim3 to try m@kin' y0u pl@y S@ns' th3m3? h3r3 is my @.ttempt! c0ws c@n't C0mpl3t3ly g0 t0 th3 f@rm t0 3@t ev3rythin' in th3ir lin3 0f c0w ey3 sit3. FUKK.

is it @ Bad tim3 to try m@kin' y0u pl@y S@ns' th3m3? h3r3 is my @.ttempt! c0ws c@n't C0mpl3t3ly g0 t0 th3 f@rm t0 3@t ev3rythin' in th3ir lin3 0f c0w ey3 sit3. FUKK.

Melody: B,A,D,E,C,C,C,G,F,E,F,C,E,F

BPM: 303

Instrument: badtime

author's note: you're gonna have to try a little harder than that! wait sorry, wrong character (it does sound kinda good though)

[btggotit]

Aren't they nice?

@grownwomantitty

@gh3t-to-c0w-b0y @gofucktumblir @bigtitandnipplelover

[nobody-nexus]

Sinful Circus AU Incorrect Quotes

(CW for NSFW humor) (Will contain Ragapom, Abstrabbit, and Bluetooth)

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Able: Hey, what have you two been up to? Gangle: We were helping Ragatha write her vows, but she kicked us out because Jax was making inappropriate suggestions. Jax: How is “Pomni, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

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Queenie: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have? Kinger: Dorito’s cool ranch. Queenie: Queenie: I'm just gonna assume zero for now. Kinger: I love that song

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Pomni: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza Kaufmo: So, you’re not going to share? Pomni: I’m not going to share

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Zooble: I dare you- Ragatha: Kaufmo is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Zooble: Why not? Kaufmo: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say

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Able: Today, Influencer said a swear word, so Ragatha said she was going to wash Influencer's mouth out with soap. Influencer replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles

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Zooble: closes a cabinet a crash is heard behind the cabinet door Kaufmo: What was that? Zooble: The sound of someone else's problem

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Able: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard

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Jax: I’m a multitasker! Jax: I can disappoint fifteen people at once

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Moon: Well, Caine and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Moon: That's right… We kissed!

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Influencer: Bl@ckm@1l 15 5uch @n ugly w0rd. 1 pr3f3r 3xt0rt10n. Th3 X m@k3s 1t s0und c00l

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Pomni: Good news! I didn’t screw up! Able: … Pomni: I screwed up less badly than usual! Able: … Pomni: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual

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Ragatha: I asked Pomni out Queenie: Oh, I’m sorry Ragatha: Why? Queenie: Well, I assume she said no Ragatha: No, she said yes Queenie: Really? Then I’m sorry for her

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Jax: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight

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Jax: Zooble, we tried things your way Zooble: No, we didn't Jax: I did it in my head and it didn't work

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Pomni, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Zooble: Yeah, sure A few minutes later Zooble: Here you go Pomni: Zooble: Ragatha: Why am I here?

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Influencer: 1 th1nk w3 5h0uld h@v3 gl0w 5t1ck ju1c3 1nj3ct3d 1n 0ur b0n35 wh3n w3'r3 b0rn, 50 1f w3 br3ak 0ur b0n35, w3 g3t @ fun l1ttl3 5urpr1s3! Caine: What's the surprise? Zooble: Blood poisoning.

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Jax: When do I get my own gun? Pomni: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber

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Jax, referring to Zooble: I don’t know, they just don’t seem interested Caine: Did you try talking to them? Jax: Jax: Try what?

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Kaufmo: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy! Kaufmo: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Zooble. Fuck you Zooble, you know what you did!

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Jax: Wait you like me? For my personality? Zooble: I know, I was surprised too

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Kaufmo: What’s the status up here? Pomni: Fucked up, about to die, Able’s a nerd. The usual

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Able: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled

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Ragatha: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Influencer: @h y35, th3 c0w'5 udd3r! Ragatha: What? Gangle: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????

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Able: I know what you're up to. Influencer: R3@lly? B3c@u53 I b@r3ly kn0w!

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Jax: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it

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Influencer: Th3r3 15 n0 1 1n h@ppyn355… Pomni: There is if you fucking spell it right

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Caine: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Caine: A motor- a motorcycle? Caine: Oh sorry, a murder Ragatha: That escalated quickly

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Jax: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Gangle: What's that? Jax: Remorse code Gangle: I'm even angrier now

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Sun: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism Kaufmo: How so? Sun: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours

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the Squad cleaning up Caine: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away! Pomni, to Jax: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in-

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Moon: Define “dream” Zooble: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. Gangle: That’s too dark!

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Pomni: You look good in that hoodie Ragatha: You know where else I'd look good? Pomni, zero hesitation: My bed. Ragatha, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Gangle: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine? Sun: Gangle, what did you do? Gangle: Take a guess

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Ragatha: What do we say when making bread? Zooble, glumly: That's the dough rising Ragatha: And what do we NOT say? Jax, sadly: That's the yeast fucking

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Caine: Oh no! The printer broke while printing out Jax's birthday invitations! Gangle: Well, what are they supposed to say? Caine: "Jax's birthday" Gangle: So, what do they say instead? Caine: "Jax’s bi" Gangle: Gangle: Works out either way

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Jax: Kaufmo, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong? Kaufmo: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before? Jax: I’m never asking you anything ever again

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Pomni: What are you in the mood for? Ragatha: World domination Pomni: That's a bit ambitious Ragatha: You are my world~ Pomni: Aww… Ragatha: Pomni: Ragatha: Pomni: OH.

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Zooble: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Influencer will and will not eat Queenie: Grass? Yes! Zooble: Moss? Yes!! Queenie: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Zooble: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Queenie: Worms? Sometimes! Zooble: Rocks? Usually, nah Queenie: Twigs? Usually! Zooble: Kinger's cooking? Inconclusive! Moon: How did you… test this? Zooble: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it Moon: … I don’t know how to feel about this Kinger: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Caine: I can't imagine what Influencer is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal

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Pomni: angrily presses Ragatha against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Ragatha: … Ragatha: Are we about to kiss-

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Sun: If we lose, you’re out of the will Pomni: I was in the will?

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Ragatha: What is it called when you kill a friend? Influencer: H0m1c1d3! Gangle: .......Murder-

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Sun: Everyone thinks you suck. Jax: I think you have the wrong number… Sun: Influencer? Jax: Nope. Jax Sun: Well, you probably suck too

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Able: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it Zooble: …I was hungry

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Influencer: @rs0n? 0h! Y0u m3@n "cr1m1 brûl33"!

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Moon: What the FUCK is this?!? Pomni, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what

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Caine: I'm not superstitious… But I am a little stitious

[kayy-118]

i'm gonna repost some of my other stuff here now!! :3

[honeyurastxr]

tbfh i just want to shower without feeling like a f4ta$$ c0w- pls n thx

[waitineedaname]

It's ritsus birthday btw, thought you'd be excited to know

I ABANDONED MY BOY

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Forever ago I feel like someone mentioned a fishes name being translated into kiss kiss sorry to bother but like do you remember this or have my brain just invented this memory every time I go to try and find it I get results for the kissing fish so maybe I'm remembering that but idk if you or anyone remembers please tell me 🙏

The first fish to come to mind from "kiss" is the rainbow trout, whose scientific name is Oncorhynchus mykiss! I even made a fish fact about just that, because I thought the species name O. mykiss was cute :) Perhaps it was that? If not, perhaps someone else has an idea!

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

i love how obsessed army is with seventeen it's almost comical, they will drag them down for anything and everything.

even if it's not about seventeen, don't worry they will make it about them just to shit on them. To some extent i would try to understand like seventeen is rapidly growing and becoming one of the most famous kpop groups in the world (literally) so they'd want to stop them in any way but now it's becoming stupid. Like what do you mean you are going to call a man env@der/pu$$y/c0w@rd because he had to sit out of military because of his injury? what do you mean you're going to drag down seventeen for false subtitles under a video by mbc?like tf they edited the video themselves?

what's even funnier is that they will treat BTS like God YETT will not put any of their advices bout not undermining other artists hard work or spreading love and what not to work? like what happened to that? didn't yoongi write a goddamn song for fellow artists who're trying to achieve their dream (snooze by agust d) ? what happened to that?

BTS worked hard to get to the place they are at today and so did seventeen. Just like them they're artists who produce, write and choreograph their songs themselves, not to mention they literally invented the title of 'self-made'. They gained their popularity through their hard work and they owe shit to nobody literally nobody and anyone who disagrees with me can go fuck themselves for all i care. Anyways I had a good laugh reading all those hate comments by brainless army on twitter towards seventeen on a matter that doesn't even concern then.

[the-nice-king]

heyo ice king! i gotta ask, do you ever have to clean the crown? or does it stay magically polished all the time?

holy c0w!! i was wonderin wheRe my phone went1

sorry for disappearing! but im back now! and as for my crownnn! its secret wiz-biz! (unless you're a wizard than its not secret)

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ooc// hey!! sorry for kinda going on a hiatus,

im gonna try and answer some asks in the near future !! so keep sending them in!

[l0n3lyl0v3r]

alright! here’s the highly requested (for my blog lol) m34ńspo i wrote for myself a while back. a reminder that i am pro-recovery! if you don’t like this content please block, do not report.

ahead of time, MAJOR TW

mention of 3d, b0dy dis., etc. uses strong langu4ge.

DNI IF YOU ARE A MINOR

edit: I had to remove some tags so i don’t get t-worded! thank you for understanding.

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do you actually feel like eating right now you f@t fûck1ng pig? do you think that you DESERVE to e@t?!? look at what you did to yourself!!! you were so pretty and sl1m and now you are literally a WH4LE compared to all your friends. who cares what you have gone through, those are NOT excuses. you’re a f@t, l@zy, disgust1ng c0w which is why nobody likes you. you don’t deserve to put a single piece f00d in your m0uth ever again. you’d be lucky to ⭐️ve. at least then you can potentially be pretty again. you’re f@tness is your most repuls1ve trait; honestly, i understand why people h@te you and think that you’re ann0ying. they can’t be around a disgust1ng 0bese fück like you who can’t do anything but e@t and e@t and e@t.

here’s a tip: look through your photo album and look at all those “pretty” ph0t0s of yours3lf. you see how disgust1ng you l00k? why do you think ANY0NE would want to be around you when you take up that much sp@ce?! stop delud1ng yourself. oh god stop cry1ng you big baby. you did this to yourself. you don’t deserve to cry. get up and go fücking exercise and ⭐️ve.

[prettycrazycuty]

i am going crazy! what is c0w t34?? what is that store????? i keep seeing it everywhere but I can't find it when I am looking it up... I need to 🧬 tea!!

[httpsawesome]

10 characters // 10 fandoms

rules: list ten favorite characters from separate fandoms/media, then tag (ten) people

tagged by @howlingmoonrise AH THANK YOUUUU!

Fiona Gallagher (Shameless US)

Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium <3)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)

Hitori Gotō (Bocchi the Rock!)

Geordi La Forge (Star Trek TNG)

Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

Quentin Coldwater (The Magicians)

Dr. Dana Scully (The X-Files)

Callie Torres (Grey's Anatomy)

Velma Dinkley (Scooby Doo)

that was harder than I thought it would be. . . the first five were super easy and after that I struggled LOL. the people I tag will be under the read more! if you don't want to do it there's no pressure you can just read my choices and move on, but it's fun to do it anyway!

@kid-in-the-back-of-class

@vermilonlemillion

@githik

@petpetparkofficial

@ashastoashas

@3rr0rwhite

@l0rd-0f-c0ws

@kleiner-ghost

@kryaaas

@katt1281