#c'mon it would be so funny

[lu-does-things]

How funny would it be if one of the Phantom of the Opera cast members decided to stay... under the stage... and torment every other production ever performed there...?

[spinji]

Manifesting Tomura, Izuku, and/or Yoichi getting the cover time for volume 41. You do not understand how desperately I want AFO to never get a front or back cover image.

[eerna]

me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then

[muffin-man-marq-lynch]

I just jerked out of one of those half-asleep dreams that's so vivid and odd I think it may have been a true prophetic vision:

The Young Bucks retired, and did what my brain refers to as "pulling a Wachowski Sisters" where they both immediately transitioned, announced their in-ring return, and then started forcing the industry to take a small but thriving women's tag team division in Japan seriously by the sheer number of people who would show up, whether from unparalleled levels of frothing at the mouth anger or absolute gender envy to see 'The Hinds'.

Which, by the way? Is simultaneously a Hart Brothers reference, the parallel term for a mature female deer, and an ass joke: truly this is their ultimate destiny.

[scootersscooter]

The concept of Mrs. O'Leary would be like 100 times funnier if the mist didn't turn turn her into a tiny little poodle and instead made her the equivalent of Clifford the Big Red Dog. Like can you imagine. The mist wouldn't be working overtime. Hell it maybe doesn't even have to do anything. Can you imagine sitting in class taking a test when suddenly fucking Clifford bursts into the room or around the school. Like they live in New York and are rationalizing every monster imaginable but like... the explanation is right there. Obviously Percy Jackson just happens to own a dog that he loved sosososososo much that she grew to be enormous through his love. Especially because Percy is always the loser outcast kid. Like imagine your trying to shit talk and make fun of Percy Jackson and you're suddenly interrupted mid-insult by "—Oh! The kid with the dog! Do you think he'd let me pet her if I asked?" Like imagine how hilarious that would be. People who've seen her obviously know she's real but everyone else is just like no that's obviously photoshopped what are you even talking about. People online eventually connect the dots that the same child who was at the center of a nationwide manhunt and accused of blowing up the Gateway Arch all at age 12 is apparently irl Emily Elizabeth and his dog is Clifford?!?!?!?

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own

[wikitpowers]

As an official Kit enthusiast what do you think his favourite school subject is?

IS THAT MY TITLE NOW? BC IM IN LOVE AHAHAHA! THAT’S THE COOLEST!

official kit enthusiast by order of the queen🎖️

↳ that was silly i apologise (but not really,,, i'm funny as hell what can i say)

ANYWAYS KIT'S FAVOURITE SUBJECT HMM i gotta say he seems like he would be into the more artsy subjects like music and art like he would slay it for sure and he definitely has a lovely singing voice!

OH! but i also really wanna say he would absolutely crush history and english lit purely bc he has the best supportive parents ever (jessa rules) and they help him w/ his homework + kit actually enjoys learning about it a lot and i get the feeling he probably gets the best grades in his class lmao

[laugtherhyena]

This is how possesed Giovanna would look if Daisuke wasn't a coward

[dangerous-advantage]

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[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

[gumshoes-pal]

heard there was discourse on whether this man is actually german or if he's living a lie. made this to explain my thoughts on the matter

[irascible-iridescent]

Damn 👀

[demisexualemmaswan]

...oh my god Bells Hells could run into Gelidon on their way to Aeor

[jeellyjams]

someone better shake me by my shoulders because i have the strongest urge to create a SecUnit sole survivor

[ranger-kellyn]

genuinely, i think we need to stop worrying about biden's age bc come on. think about it. think about how fucking funny it would be to watch a sitting us president croak on live television

[girlwiththegreenhat]

place your bets on which political figure sans will kill this time. my money is on the US president

[kyouka-supremacy]

Well. the new chapter!!!!!