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MHA Cheebs 34/45

I work on about 12 of these at once to keep from getting bored on any one project. I finally reached the point where I've stopped adding new cheebs wips to the list. They're not my best work but I'm proud that I've gotten so far on something so ambitious.

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Hero aca vocaloid references make my heart so happy

I'm getting there :D

*translation: I'm excited.

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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Inspired by @thotsyndrome

How the Class 1A boys have sex, ranked worst to best.

Just so everyone's on the same page, I'm coming at this under the assumption that this is their average performance after becoming sexually active, so post-any first time awkwardness they definitely had (assuming they would be active, there are actually some characters I usually peg as asexual or celibate in here). And just for the sake of consistency, I'm also assuming that they're topping to some degree.

14 - Aoyama

The definition of useless pillow princess. Not only will you be doing all the work but he does not last long at all. He'll be whining and withering out into the bedding before you're even all that riled up.

13 - Bakugou

Before you beat me with hammers, I don't think he's bad per say but sex for him comes with a lot of…hazards… He's too focused on not igniting his own sweat that he can't really get in the zone. He's pretty rough but also keeps himself at as much of a physical distance that sex will allow him. He's not going to hold you close or even touch you that much, just jackhammer until he cums and kick you out of bed so he can change the sheets.

12 - Kaminari

An eager puppy to his core, easily the most enthusiastic to get with you but his talk is a lot bigger than his actual game. He's down and out in under ten minutes and he isn't observant enough to know where the clitoris OR the prostate is.

11 - Koda

He's on the quiet side so it can be hard to tell what's going through his head but he is a loving soul. He can't go five seconds without kissing you and takes it very gentle, maybe checking in a little too often in most cases. It can be a little underwhelming but if you can get mad at him for that, your heart is nonexistent.

10 - Midoriya

He's so nervous, he's SO nervous!! He's stammering and sweating buckets before either of you are even naked, doesn't matter how many times he's done it by this point, his heart is beating out of control every time, both excited and worried about being a good partner. That being said, he does absolutely try his best to make it good for both of you. He does sometimes get overwhelmed and cum prematurely though.

9 - Ojiro

I know the bit kinda got beat into the ground the second it was introduced but Ojiro is perfectly average, even in sex. Solid 6 out of 10, you both had an alright time. Nothing really notable other than it's cute seeing his tail sway around in the afterglow.

8 - Iida

The consent is CLEAR. The contraception is SECURE. The missionary is SATISFACTORY. The aftercare is THOROUGH. And the glasses. STAY. ON.

7 - Sato

Not actually the best in bed, his technique could really use some work, but god help you if you try to walk out before this big guy absolutely spoils you rotten afterwards. He's fully aware that he's not any kind of sex god and he's not as endowed as people expect with how big and muscular he is but he honestly doesn't mind if the sex is just an excuse to cuddle and make some late night sweets to have afterwards.

6 - Todoroki

Poor guy needs a lot of direction. He's barely explored himself sexually, much less other people so he usually struggles with taking the reigns himself. This would be a deal breaker if he wasn't so easy to control. His response to any demand is a simple "okay" and he immediately follows through. He wants to do a good job so badly that he comes off as very endearing, rather than passive or unaware. And of course he is the perfect muscle relaxer and cuddle buddy afterwards for any temperature preferences.

5 - Tokoyami

Another nervous little guy that isn't the best as keeping his cool, although it's much harder to tell when he's nervous compared to the others. The reason he ranks much higher, however, is Dark Shadow. If you can get past the inherent weirdness of having a permanent third party voyeur and get into the theatrics a little, this shadow can make up for any of Fumikage's shortcomings and then some. It's an indescribable experience, mostly because, for best results, you need the lights off. You do not know what that quirk did to you but you want him to do it again.

4 - Sero

Obviously he's gotten really into shibari and suspension play with his own tape but even with some harder kinks, he's very chill and understanding to people's limits. He's modular in a sense, always capable of matching freak for whatever you're in the mood for and brings a very relaxed energy to it. Deceptively so, because he easily has the highest libido of his classmates. The only tell of just how horny he is, is how much he keeps his eyes on you, even after you have your clothes back on.

3 - Shinso

He's not as freaky as you might assume at first blush. He's actually really uncomfortable with using his quirk in the bedroom. But he is still a very observant and thorough lover. His hero training consists of understanding how people act and move in order to mimic them authentically with his persona chords so it transitions very well into understanding subtle signs during sex. You do not need to go out of your way to communicate anything with Shinso, he's already here to give it to you.

2 - Kirishima

Dives in head first and puts his entire ass into making it a good time. He has to be mindful to not let his quirk go off if he gets too excited but he's very good at keeping it in check to keep from hurting you. He's emotive and vocal in a way that strokes your ego even better than your body and he's mastered his craft through hard work and discipline. If he doesn't make you cum at least twice before he does, he has failed as a man.

1 - Shoji

I went more in detail on the original ask here but I still think it's self-explanatory. Big guy, easy going personality, very observant and caring, dozens of applications with his quirk, and a fucking horse cock if that somehow isn't enough.

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i truly believe shoji would be the best lay of the guys in 1a. both personality wise and also with regard to the amount of stuff he could do with those arms. i know we as a fandom like the pretty boys who get a lot of screen time but shoji is an underrated king

He would definitely be really easy going about a no strings attached hookup. He doesn't dwell on his mutation or his scars much, but knowing that someone wants his body in something intimate at all still hits that little bit of hurt deep inside him. He's the type to want his partner's pleasure more than his own, he only lets himself cum at all because he knows it would be a little insulting not to, but the more he gets praised the more indulgent he'll get for the both of them.

The series mostly focuses on his distant scouting but all those extra sensory organs definitely make him very attentive and meticulous. He can tell his partner is on the brink of an orgasm before they do half the time. Those hitches in their breath, the strain and peak in their voice, the way they sweat and squirm and curl their toes, he never misses any of it. And GOD so many hands all over them at once would feel so fucking good.

All of this and I haven't even touched on the fact that his built like an ox and hung like one too-

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I never talk about TDAC but I adore how the new episode emphasizes it's cartoon logic as an actual force, that it can be wielded.

It's not just a gentle ignoring of physics, you need to have confidence that whatever impossible bullshit you want to pull off, can be pulled off and pulled off quite easily. It's why Jax and Kinger do so well on adventures while everyone else tends to be some level of punching bag. The others worry about consequences and realism but Kinger and Jax don't care. They say what they're doing will work, so it does.

The only counter balance to this is if failing would be funnier than succeeding and I really don't think I've ever seen a show implement the structure of it's own writing as a surrealist comedy into the world building itself; facinating shit.

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We don't talk enough abt Twice's quirk being literally perfect for selfcest like he's THE KING

Twice x Ectoplasm selfcest orgy.

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Okay nap with the boyfie gave me strength and I worked on The Fic. Not only am I way further along than I thought I would be, this chapter is turning out to be a fucking girthy one. If I can just not get distracted by other scenes I wanna write it might actually be done soon.

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I was thinking about the pizza delivery scene in mha.

From what they show, Dabi and Magne were across the room from the door when the heros knocked. But after the hole is put in the wall, Dabi's suddenly on the other side.

This implies Dabi went to collect the pizza.

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hizashi definitely has a few knotted dildos, some bigger than others <3

selfcest anon

Hizashi really is just the perfect freak of a character to attach any and all kinks to. I swear all of them work. He's got a size kink, he's a voyeur and also an exhibitionist. He loves forcefem, giving and receiving. Same with petplay and sensory deprivation. Dom, sub, power bottom, he's such a versatile character but he is always a capital F Freak.

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genuinely might be the saddest attempt at a callout post i've ever seen. "look! look!! they said that criminalizing porn/kink is a bad thing that doesnt help sex workers at all! look they said that claiming most kinky porn is non-consensual is a bizarre and puritanical thing to say with zero evidence to back it up! look, they said kink and queer communities are inherently intertwined, and should be respected and treated accordingly!" like yeah. yep. makes sense to me. i can't imagine seeing an issue with any of those statements tbh asgdhfj

And then they like... thought I would be too scared about a public comment being...public??

They didn't even tag it with anything so it's only showing up to the five people that follow them maybe.

They genuinely seemed to think I would be all "no please I can't let anyone see this reasonable take that I believe wholeheartedly!" like nope; reblogging to make my stance clear that I support sex workers, NSFW artists and the desensitization of the queer community because if you're not going to include everyone than what even is the point.

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Love when people piss on the poor

updated wall of shame for @spinji bc they apparently need to see REAL PEOPLE in rape porn even though they admitted they have no way to know it’s consensual /: just use hentai if you need to see these things so badly… jesus. (I too am against websites demanding you upload your ID, but the rest of the comment is just… something else…)

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Aight bet.

i’m tired of arguing with kink blogs so i decided to make a wall of shame. here’s @spinji saying that proof of consent in a r*pe video “kills the mood”

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Brain hurts too much to commit to my fic right now. Anyone want to yap about rarepairs some more?