#byrd family

[puppyeared]

ouppys and kibbys

[rebouks]

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Courtney: Where’d you two go? Oscar: I’ll tell you later. Courtney: Is Ivan not with you? I thought he’d be home by now. Oscar: I think he said he was going out-.. I told him it’d be fine. Courtney: Out? Oscar: Like, out out. Courtney: And you let him?! Oscar: What do you mean, let him? Is he a child? Courtney: That’s not a good way to cope… [Oscar snorted dismissively] Oscar: Maybe getting his.. stick wet will cheer him up. Courtney: OSCAR! Oscar: What?! It might! Courtney: I can’t believe you’d let him do that. Oscar: He’s a grown man, Cookie. Oscar: Besides-.. maybe he’ll meet someone nice. Courtney: Maybe you should go out n’ meet someone nice as well, someone new. Oscar: [laughs] I have a perfectly perfect wife at home-.. the spaghetti’s questionable though. [Courtney gasped, launching a forkful of said spaghetti at Oscar’s head-.. she missed, probably giving Lou or Oreo a free morsel and unwittingly giving Wren a free pass to launch yet another fistful of her own meal in some unknown direction] Oscar: That one’s on you. Courtney: Yeah, yeah. Oscar: Robin’s in trouble, by the way, so no dessert for him today. Robin: Dad-… Oscar: Don’t dad me, that’s what you get for playing spy. Robin: Dad had a cigarette! Oscar: You little-.. no dessert for a week now. Robin: [gasps] But-… Courtney: You heard him. Don’t snitch on people either, it’s not nice. [Robin scoff-sighed and rolled his eyes; all these rules were stupid and so were parents-.. sometimes]

[northlight14]

Ok girl dad Gumshoe agenda continuing, ft domestic magshoe

They have two daughters together

Maggie has to remind Gumshoe multiple times to not give the girls his gun to hold

When the kids go on day trips it’s usually Maggie and not the kids who forget the important things at home and they have to go back to get them. Repeat 3 times

Because of Maggies bad luck they have to be sooo careful while she’s pregnant. Gumshoe was sweating bullets the whole 9 months

Gumshoe lets the girls do his hair and makeup but either forgets or feels too bad to undo it so he goes into work with pigtails and badly done lipstick and mascara. When Edgeworth asks about it, Gunshoe just respond like “my girls go me all pretty for going into work, pal😊”

The girls give Maggie and Gumshoe so many drawings and arts and crafts and the two well up every time. Maggie always gives them to Gumshoe to keep so nothing bad happens to them due to her bad luck

Gumshoe is always bragging about his daughters with the guys at the precinct, either it be about proper achievements or something simple or adorable they did

Once Gumshoe becomes a father, Edgeworth subtly raises his paycheck for every small thing Gumshoe does right because obviously kids mean a lot of money and they can’t just live on cup noodles. Phoenix notices and teases him about actually having a soft spot for Gumshoe, which Edgeworth naturally denies

Speaking of, Edgeworth is the girls godfather and when Gumshoe told Edgeworth, Edgeworth got kinda emotional but obviously didn’t admit it and just pretended something was in his eye

The girls adore Edgeworth though because he buys them gifts and has a cute dog

Franziska shows up once a year or so, teaches the girls a trick with a whip, gives them a gift and then leaves. The girls love her though as their weird aunt

Edgeworth also gets the girls into the steel samurai

Anyway, back to Gumshoe and Maggie, Gumshoe fully wakes up early and makes the girls pancakes while wearing a flowery apron

Gumshoe also throws the best birthday parties for his girls and goes above and beyond. Naturally, he also cuts the confetti himself and makes the cake (which is a bit messy but he tries his best)

When the girls are a bit older and get their periods, Gumshoe goes out to buy them what they need and returns like “I didn’t know what kind you wanted so I bought all the kinds pal!” And it’s just anything at the store that was absorbent

Gumshoe definitely has a protective side when it comes to his daughters but he doesn’t let that become controlling. He just doesn’t want them getting hurt

[silvr-skreen]

hey did you guys knowed that i um. headcanon them as relatives. all of them. (Cousins btw!! and they all have the tooth gap bc it runs in the family.) some headcanons n design notes below:

Sads is Atticus's cousin on the paternal side (and prester's kid bc its the funniest outcome) the weird lines on the foot is basically just me giving him my surgery scars in the form of dents. (and his design is based on that fake chup advert poster thing)

Winston's his cousin on the maternal side (i gave him fun colors bc i think he deserves neons and stuff. also he lost his foot owie ow

atticus is a big wig who got a loan shark frame on accident, and it was kinda painful to try and fit it all in there. he's also got those cool feet bc idc i like that it goes hard. and see thru plasticine legs bc i thought it'd be cool to give cogs see thru parts.

Sads also has that its on his torso and upper thighs kinda like how a lot of people drew sans with a "body" and stuff. winny used to have it but like. all bones. so sad.

oh. btw atticus's pupils being different sizes is healthy, he's got an anisocoria which is a medical condition where his pupils are different sizes, and he's got mild dry eyes (its caused by a mix of the head injury from BTL and also medication -- Fluxotine and Risperidone)

[icannotgetoverbirds]

i just did so many dishes and it was so fun peace and love on planet earth YIPPEE!!!!!!

[dyllpiccle]

Like mother like son !

[jonathanbrandisarchive]

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[womenusingwords]

Loser of the Year

The details… Title: Loser of the Year Author: Carrie Byrd Publisher: Ylva Publishing Publication date: July 21, 2024 Available formats: ebook, paperback  File size: 2422 KB Print length: 322 pages Genre: contemporary romance   Themes: love, ambition, self-worth, self-discovery, self acceptance, trust, women loving women, failure, starting over, returning to childhood home, sacrifice,…

[byrdsfly]

I only know the history of one branch of my family tree, but it's rather interesting.

[simmerfromhell]

Rahul hosted this year's Harvestfest feast. He's not nearly the cook his mother is, but she appreciated his vegetarian-friendly salad.

[rebouks]

[Byrd rolled out of his tiny sleeping bag with all the grace of a freshly born gazelle and launched himself on top of his brother, shoving his stuffy little nose directly in front of Robin’s] Byrd: Robiiiiin..? Robin: Go to sleep, Byrd. Byrd: But I needs to ask something really important. Robin: [sighs] What? Byrd: How do girls go pee if they don’t have a willy? Robin: Oh my god…

Oscar: Who’s talking about willies at this time of night?! Wren: I want a willy! Courtney: Ugh, me too.. so much easier for camping. Oscar: I’ll lend you mine. [Robin threw his pillow at Oscar, gagging exaggeratedly] Robin: Gross! [Robin ducked as Oscar threw it back, rolling his eyes with mirth at his parents simultaneous cackling]

Courtney: Okay, okay.. everyone go to sleep! [Wren shook her head and leapt out of her sleeping bag, only to be slammed back into it by Oscar’s forearm] Oscar: For fu-..dge sake, sleep! Byrd: [whispers] Fuck. Courtney: BYRD! Robin: I could totally eat some fudge though. Courtney: Ohh, me too. Oscar: I think I have some somewhere, hang on…

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[northlight14]

Maggie and Gumshoe parents au

Let Gumshoe be a girl dad!!

Introducing Paddey and Brooke Gumshoe

[libraryofva]

Recent Acquisition - Photograph Collection

Harry F. Bryd Sr. and family at Rosemont, Berryville, Va.

[mothworthsimulated]

apollo's big day out

it sure is good to be domesticated, isn't it?

[petsincollections]

[The interior of Allen Bowling Alley]

Photograph of the interior of the Allen Bowling Alley looking from the register's window. On the window sill are a few plus animals and ceramic figures of bears. Through the window, the alley lanes and bowling pins are visible.

This photograph is part of the collection entitled: Byrd Williams Family Photography Collection and was provided by the UNT Libraries Special Collections to The Portal to Texas History, a digital repository hosted by the UNT Libraries.

[lightishlilac]

Justice For All has some wild writing of varying quality, but the last trial becoming Phoenix's struggle between doing the right thing and sticking to his goals,,, amazing