#by unethical

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[theriverbeyond]

how does hard drive never fucking miss

[trekkerac]

i'm not like other guys i take an angsty au and make it a comedy

Ford: I've managed to record substantial evidence on tape, such as floating objects, footsteps that are not my own, and radio weirdness; The host or singer will slip in observations of my being that I simply cannot chalk up to coincidence. Whether this being is a ghost, or one of Bills tricks I've yet to discover… There are more dubious encounters such as the whispers, spine shivering chills, and of the brief shadowy figures I see down dark hallways. (Proof of an apparition? or simply a hallucination dreamt up by my sleep deprived mind?) I fear my mind is slipping further and further-

Ford: What is that blasted noise?! Stan: Cartoons got ghosts shockingly realistic! Ford: Reminds me of... being annoyed.

[ilynpilled]

i think men should be locked up and incinerated

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[ifr1t]

i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them

[dapper-lil-arts]

So P-E-R-F-E-C-T, let me solve this mystery!!

[agueforts]

ayda aguefort

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

[ayesopod]

how kind of john to participate despite his injuries

[shiba-boyfriend]

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[theriverbeyond]

we criticize Ianthe for things like "body autonomy violations", "being a creep and weirdo", "murder" but have we ever considered she also saved Harrow from the indignity of growing out a buzzcut. she should be hailed as a saint.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Party Billiam AU Origins!

there's so many bill-goes-back-before-things-went-bad-but-knows-everything fics, but what IF it was Ford-with-future-knowledge?

But Ford isn't a god, what can he do to stop Bill? Can't kill him, can't trap him, can't risk him running off to someone else for portal building. The only thing he can really do is- seduce the seducer first! Nudge him away from evil plots with sweaty nervous dates! He is definitely emotional-ready for this!

[mikufanclub]

necro girl

[desperate-baitmeat]

unethical therapist being paid by my dad to manipulate me into thinking being fucked by family members is normal. convincing me that’s a way dads like to show their love, and any kid would be lucky to have a dad that loves me as much as mine does.

[i-walk-in-air]

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