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watching this to get a look inside the boot licker logic

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here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

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important questions to run by your sexual partners:

are you having sex with me because of my posts?

do you find it attractive when i Blog?

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It’s honestly hard to replace tumblr with another social media not because ‘Ooooh she’s so craaaazy I love her’ but because no other website has a tagging system that lets you easily and efficiently sort your posts and let you find anything on a specific topic as long as you sort it that way

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finally asking the big questions i see

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and uhhh. um

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DIO ✧✧✧✧ 𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖞

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Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

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take your medicines. all of them. "oh the symptoms have gone away I don't need these pills anymore more." those are lies I tell you lies.

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I Was Into Weird Shit When I was Only 6 Years Old

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19th DC Gay Pride Day Festival, Washington DC, June 5th, 1994, by Elvert Barnes Photography

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Die temu ad die

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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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untitled butch shot by Michele Serchuk, On Our Backs December-January 1999 Edition

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