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whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

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she’s right

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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

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Took a second of running through my brain to remember which shows were only one season, but the top ones I can think of are: Better Off Ted (Great comedy. Manager at Mega-corp navigating life as single dad with his daughter. Opposite him is new lady slacker employee, two bumbling scientists, and Portia De Rossi as the emotionless boss.)

Dead Boy Detectives (Supernatural Drama. It's unfortunately a Gaiman source, but the actors were wonderful, and the dynamic queued up at the end of season 1 looked so promising).

Archive 81 (Supernatural Mystery. Adaptation of the podcast of the same name. Pretty decent adaptation, though to be fair, season 2 dives deep into the otherworldly and would likely have been more difficult to adapt.)

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

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This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

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["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

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there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

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Reblog to make it die faster

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Reblog to make it die faster

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Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest

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Hi, idk you but I just saw your post about the fried rice panel. Please tell you have a video of it, I fear I need to learn how make fried rice from a trusted source. I don't know why you're that source.

I've gotten a few asks about this!!

There isn't a video but HERE are the slides from that panel.

I do want to point out that i really catered this panel to the lowest common demonimator. I made my example rice using a medium grain sushi rice (NOT a rice ideal for frying) and just Random Leftovers From Tesco in my fridge because I was trying to prove a point that even sub-par fried rice is still a delicious meal that feeds you

The best resource on the internet for frying rice that i can point to is Chinese Cooking Demystified's videos and posts on it. They're very throrough and they take you through all the "whys" of frying rather than just the hows

reddit post on how to fry pretty much any rice

Their core post on rice frying

video on the different types of rice you wanna use for frying

Really simple fried rice video of theirs!

Adam Liaw on yt also has a really throrough teaching style when it comes to cooking

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brains are so stupid they'll be like hey, hey!! you're in danger of death I gotta turn on survival mode and you're like oh shit is there a huge hippopotamus attacking me or something? and your brain will be like no no no it's so much worse. there's someone chewing food next to you