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Jhhhtghcb I haven't fully planed it yet but that's what happens after ford loses all his power "I'm just a human (;´Д⊂) " but x10 more needy "I'm lost with out my muse </3"
I like the idea of Reverse Falls! Billford. In my head, Stanford is the needy ex and Will is like “stop trying to serenade me at my window, I’m not going back to your tent.”
I need more needy ex reverse Ford content. I want him to be pathetic. Just like Bill is. 
#i haven't decided if ford's in jail or just kick out#but he still begs for him back#by pulling the human card#will took the kids AND the tent in the divorce#they're double divorced#tfyd when the man you divorced great niece and nephew kidnapped you and bring you back by force because you underestimated them
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Ace Halloween SSR baby~🎪❤️✨
#fanart#twst#twst fanart#ツイステ#twisted wonderland#ace trappola#he's become clown#spoiler for jp server#aaaaaaaaaa#also I got the card only in 40 pulls#good luck with your summoning#got invitation to the amusement park hopefully we don't turn into human puppets or something.
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guys can you please stop drawing the UTDR Humans as YELLOW. (Kris and frisk)
it normalizes it for the fandom and people WILL copy you. IVE SEEN PEOPLE COPY PEOPLE. Especially seeing Frisk look like a walking asian stereotype is CRAZY . on my dash??
#undertale#deltarune#i love you guys but please.#i know some people who drew yellow skinned and slowly changed it over time#YOU CAN DO IT. CMON!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!#talking#if people hate me for saying it well i like being anti racist lol#also what do you want me to pull my ‘im asian btw’ card just so you listen to ppl??#Yellow Humans Discussion
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Every👏 fukin👏time👏
I don’t remember the 90s show being this heart breaking someone help-
#xmen 97#xmen#see i told u guys magneto was fine#like no way the mf was dead#but GAMBIT#😭😭😭#we finally got a cyclops and cable reunion though#Roberto pulled a Bobby in X2#good for her tbh#anyway im slowly getting used to these emotional damages#no i lied#im definitely not#man it would be such an uno reverse card if magneto became a sentinel human thing#charles will DEFINITELY save Erik’s ass btw#hehe#cherik#also rogue was a true badass#and kurt is amazing as always#gambit#magneto#charles xavier#rogue#nightcrawler
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Every time I draw or think about human Dust sans he has to be trans masc and I simply do not make the rules.
#utmv#sans aus#dust sans#human dust sans#trans dust sans#fucking hell#BRAINROT HELP ME#ANYONE ELSE?#brain worms#undertale#murder sans#but trans masc#flutters eyelashes#WHENEVER I DRAW THEM AS HUMANS LIKE dust is trans masc and killer is some level of non binary and horror genderfluid and cross is#a cis king dude bro collecting all of the gay Pokémon cards and and nightmare just is nightmare and he does drag for fun thank you and#cross is a gay ass bicon motherfucker and he gets them all all the colorful gendered joyfriendsand yes he likes to show off the pretty shin#Trans#singing#loud trans singing like a siren pulling people deep into the brainrot#Cmere little gay people who like bones
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This is just so them idk what else to say
#miguel o'hara#gabriel o’hara#spiderman 2099#my art#wuthehefsywuwgwyw#wanna take more text posts and draw them with sm2099 characters I just love them all so much#this is such an interaction right here. love them guys.#had to pull the ‘unable to mimic human behavior’ card so much tbh#he just like me fr fr#not great at drawing bgs for comics but I wanna do more stuff inspired by the 90s run#I just adore it so much ahegajshwus
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"So here's the deal-" he points over his shoulder to a surly-looking brunette. She keeps glancing at them, trying and failing to look disinterested in whatever conversation is happening here, out of her earshot.
"My sister's too stubborn to admit she thinks you're hot. I like pissing her off, though, so I told her I was coming over here to 'make a move'." He laughs, probably. It's very hoarse and sounds more like a quick cough, but it's probably a chuckle. "Anyway, she gets real jealous. If you pretend I said somethin' funny she'll probably stomp over here to 'interrupt'."
It isn't exactly the classic wingman maneuver, but he can kill two birds with one stone; having a laugh and potentially getting his sister some action. Regardless of the results, who could say no to that kind of efficiency?
#h:ekentros#h:kymatix#r:open starter#i mean feel free to try and pull and uno reverse card and flirt with kenny instead. by all means.#who am i to stop you#as always these are open to absolutely anyone just have a quick glance at some of my rules 👍#and 2 my regulars: sorry i havent had a lot of ideas or energy recently ;-;#i am working on it 👍#human au btw if you couldn't tell#open starter#open starters#open rp#open to all
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Thinking about....... Sun Onceler.........
#sometimes the sun is a twink and he loves you and he refuses to leave your brain apparently#he's just so fun! what if instead of knitting thneeds he spins water into clouds! and they can be anything bc they can be any shape!#i realize in hindsight i have a tendency to make characters that embody some aspect of nature and may or may not be a deity lol#so maybe the others could make an appearance! sunler playing a lyre or smth singing about them#the stars and how she knows the fate in the cards#the siblings summer wind and rain#the beast and her orchard#but of course ending with how he's totally cooler and more important than everyone else#and it turns out apollo is not only the god of the sun but also of art and music so it really fits him methinks!#i doubt i could ever pull off running an askblog. however#i like the idea of him causing mischief. oh someone wants this thing to happen? let's make it a game!#keep your friends close from epic comes to mind#i don't have much in the way of story but. there are these two scenes in my head that are SO good#i wanna talk about em so badddd but i don't wanna spoil in case i do something with em#but i will say that one of them is a really really fun reference >:D#and the line “RED IS THE NEW GOLD”#but anyways i think an important part of him is that he loves people. he loves these silly little humans running around more than anything.#because all of this ultimately stems from the idea of the sun missing you when you've been inside for a long time#wanting things to get better for you and being there to celebrate the little victories yknow?#my nonsense
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I have Got to get more transgender
#100% секретный дневник левы НЕ ЧИТАЙ#transmasc#trans ftm#transgender#i like 2 say i'm very trans already but unforch i am Not Really. mostly boring ftm Guy Ever#so tempted to cut my hair again but my sense of what i look like is already so fuzzy i dont think it'd help..#want to dye my hair anyways. at this point i'd take whatever color i can get if not purple LOL#it's almost everything i could want and yet ... still me. still the same life. stuck.#soooo high functioning like you wouldnt believe EXCEPT istg i need an emotional support human who will guide me through tasks#such as 'pay with your Moneys Card at the Store'#or... idk that's it really. maybe go grocery shopping without feeling like i'm not meant to be there also#or like. exist in general maybe#reasons why not emotional support Animal: creature cannot understand capitalism. and also is not as necessary as a service dog specifically#idk! every time i come on here i fall apart (in text) and then pull myself back together for another day of ... this i guess.#i'm not even having like crying breakdowns or anything to go along with it i'm just held inside this shell of a body. typing away again#i'm soso tempted to make things worse. progress wouldn't matter anymore... at least maybe it would feel real that i'm like this#i wish my face fit on my body right. and also that i did not look quite so much like a vaguely gnc lesbian#like at LEAST let me look butch as hell but no. curse of sad hair & uncertainty#miss my little mullety thing from that brief period in october... miss my short hair from back in 2017 ...#just dont feel satisfied with what i am now. in general.#top surgery is literally Within my reach but i'm not sure about cost and i need to wait because of doing guard now......#my list of do i want t i kept for the past month turned out to be a bunch of maybes#partially cause i got sick. partially cause it stopped being shark week and i forgot about it#as always happens...#still unsure in my new(er) name. only heard it once#didn't feel the same way as with my old one? but idk. just don't know.#missing guard also but feeling conflicted about not having time for other hobbies...#since winter season is over i've had so much time to play guitar! that's insane! mostly cause i stopped playing for unrelated reasons...#just tired again. wonder if i need more sleep than what i always get. kind of restless.#there's nothing else to say i guess. just wish i could be a person the way everyone else seems to be.
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Love Ghirahim(& or /)Zelda(& or/)Link where Link sees Zelda as just Zelda, just his friend who did nothing wrong ever, but he still blames Hylia for putting them through hell and manipulating his friend opposite Ghirahim who only sees Hylia, who cannot forgive her, who knows he was wrong but thinks Hylia is worse and places all the blame on the girl that is now Zelda.
But a lot of fanon forgets the part where they're both right and wrong. It needs Zelda who is both and neither, who is "still your Zelda" but now has memories that aren't her own and has magic she doesn't know how to use outside of throwing a harp across a pit and sealing herself in a crystal. Who feels guilty that she used Link and maybe? towards how Ghirahim ended up depending on his backstory, but also she's Zelda and she didn't do anything he says she did, and she was innocent too and doesn't deserve to die like he wants her to.
So much ghiralink hinges on the two of their opinions and emotions surrounding Zelda/Hylia, who becomes nothing more than an idea or symbol. Her personhood is taken away and she gets no say in the narrative she's supposedly pulling the strings for. And I'm not saying it's always a bad thing in fic, but I wish more fan content incorporated her into the story. But then a lot could be solved if they would just talk to her
#unfortunately I am the only person writing them like this afaik 😔#at least the only one doing it ghirazelink as a poly ship and not gen#to be alive beneath cherry blossoms isn't ghirazelink but it's ghiralink with zelda&link friendship and Ghirahim & Zelda and I think it gets#them so well. zelda is so human but still pulls the 'im the goddess so shut up and listen to me' card. Ghirahim is angry that Hylia#is now claiming she's innocent but slowly realizes she's not hylia anymore. not exactly#and there's a part about him refusing to call her Zelda when she asks him and later he accidentally calls her Zelda? and has to#correct himself but the damage is already done. they're friends now there's no going back#I'm. always thinking about that and going insane
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every time i go through cutscenes i am reminded of how absolutely fucking hilarious lungfishopolis is . do i think basically all of the psychonauts 2 levels are better in like every way? yeah kinda. 2 is a lot more fun to play in general. but also oh my GOD lungfishopolis will always have the best jokes
#wybie moment#psychonauts#there’s so much#the one guy going AUUUUGH and dying for no reason#and then twitching later and raz just silently going ??? about it#‘so if i break all these buildings and stuff— nobody’s gonna get mad and start shooting at me’#‘..no!!’ ‘….uhhh. maybe One guy would’#‘(kidnapping human children is good.)’#‘we’re busy! we have to select card stock and then find a decent but inexpensive printer within the week!’#‘the navy has decided to pull out what they’re most famous for!#……………airplanes!!!’#also just the news subtitle that says ‘goggalor: on drugs?’#the list goes on and on
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Also, guys, i'm currently doing the Curious rotiation and i need some help from ya'll. do any of you have good ideas for alien traits and powers the curious alien kids could have? inspired by the sims 2 psp's secrets for johnny and jill where they have lil alien quirks and stuff.
#sims 2#sims 2 strangetown#curious family#nova curious#tycho curious#pascal curious#so far i've got sharp teeth and six fingered#but the six fingered is kind of just a human genetic chance that isnt necessarily because of the alien thing#i want something outright alien#like you see it happen and you go Humans Cant Do That#bc humans can have six fingers but they cant have like 4 tongues yknow#i think#ok i looked it up only two-tougned births have been recorded#and there were only like 34 cases since the 1800s#so theres almost definitely not been a four tounged human#not that an alien character cant share traits with human people but i dont wanna pull the 'look at this strange alien trait but its actuall#just a thing humans can and are born with' card#anyway its 3am im in my rambling era
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I had to block a mutual who rbed that video of the arrogant bitch who's like "Jewish people are indigenous to Israel blah blah they want to destroy israel blah blah" from a literal zionist account HOW LOUD DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT IF YOU SUPPORT ISRAEL YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE 📢📢
I am actively hostile against you. I think you are a terrible person, no ifs or buts. You have lost any and every redeeming qualities in my eyes. There is enough proof and evidence of every despicable thing Israel did and still does, and that Israel is lying to you about it to gain your support. Nothing excuses genocide and you absolutely SHOULD know better at this point. There will be no forgiveness for your stance in this war.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free
#palestine#israel#free palestine#🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸#before you zionists ise your favourite defense and pull out the anti semitic card#there are palestinian jews and non white jews who are and have been treated as sub humans by your apartheid state#i don't hear you advocating for them#it's not about being jewish and you know it
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THE EMU 5 LEAKS THE CARDSSS
#obligatory long ass tags so people can avoid spoilers. hi how are you. did you know sharks as a species are older than Saturns rings#and that Saturns rings will eventually dissapear despite that being the defining Saturn feature to us#isn’t that neat? is that long enough to hide other tags.#no emunene it’s ok gang we’ll get ‘em next time#don’t care for the posing but everything else makes up for it#my long abandoned au of alien emukasa and normal human ruinene who have to deal with them when they crash land on earth#will remain abandoned. but I was fed.#(lying I might flesh it out a lil)#tsukasa’s card is unfortunately my favorite out of the set. hate him.#what the fuck is he doing in his untrained it’s so funny. cryinggg why’s he doing football training shit.#rui + emu untraineds are also so good. god damn I really can’t pull for cpdb can I.#pull for pandemonium -> ohe -> wxs WL -> emu5 maybe.#the song is also cute…#colopale this is ur chance to make it an emunene centered event I know you want to#it’s physical training or something let emu train nene please please please#mine
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man i just dont get how someone could be like. so casually racist. so okay with people dying. yeah yall got fucked over pretty bad, but do so many civilians and children and infants and people with families deserve to be punished? did you just never grow out of the "they hurt me so why shouldnt other people hurt too" mindset? war crimes are war crimes no matter the apparent justification.
if your idea of an ideal world is one where the nebulous and undefinable "bad race" is dead or suffering. i just dont know how you can claim righteousness. call me naive, but i just dont understand how anyone could raise a child to see the world like that.
arent you tired? does your ideal world really look like a uniform race of people? god. id get sick of dragging around that much negativity pretty damn fast.
hope your day is good. i hope you wake up one day and remember what it is to want a world better than this before its too late.
Alright, which user put all of these words into my mouth?
#I never have said or believed any of the things you accuse me of anon#where did you get the idea I view all palestians as inherently violent?#what makes you think I in any way believe in the existence of a bad race that requires removal?#I reject the idea that humans can even be categorised into races#for the record I believe in peaceful coexistence#I do actually believe Palestinians have the right to live in this land alongside us#and in other areas of the country they do! all they had to do was not commit acts of terror!#But none of this matters to you lot#you read I'm an Israeli/zionist so you naturally assumed I believe in racial cleansing#my own actual beliefs are irrelevant#because zionism is bad therefore anyone even mildly associating with it must be irrevocably bad as well#I'm afraid I must pull the uno reverse card on you and ask#why must it be that all zionists (and lets be honest here; jews) are evil?#can you not justify your beliefs otherwise?
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realistically speaking with the witches spending most if not all of their time time outside and naked they shouldn't all have pale skin
#*001. ham is my jam // out of character.#{even if you try to pull the 'well they're a different species technically' card they're still half human}#{you're telling me that daddy's genes don't apply to skin tone?}
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