#by jay

[vettelsource]

SEBASTIAN VETTEL 2018 Canadian GP by Mark Sutton

[bahoreal]

shiwang × hold me like a grudge

[2facehusband]

literally just cum inside me and don’t pull out. and just when i think we're done, you should start moving again, growling and panting into my neck, rutting into me like an animal. drag my hips up so you can get a better angle to fuck into and maybe you snarl god, fuck, your cunt as you cum again, shuddering the whole way. by the time you’re done with me my hole is dripping and im almost crying into the bed with how good it all feels

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[madamshogunassassin]

[bluejayscrying]

‘Brucie’ Wayne is the embodiment of ‘what do you mean? My darling son wouldn’t do that :(‘

random reporter/paparazzi: Mr Wayne! what are your thoughts on your son Jason leading gang violence?

Bruce: not so loud! my dear Jason doesn't know what a.. *whispers*..gun... is!

[mythweaverarts]

Ok ok but this is Telemachus

And this is Odysseus

Right?

Edit: Tumblr wtf where did my reblogs go

Edit edit: fixed!

[caleohateclub]

"When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"

[boimgfrog]

Boyfriend called me like "hey....I think I saw a spoiler for delicious in dungeon.." and I was like aww that sucks what was it? Thinking it was like laios being king or something, and this boy says, "yeah, apparently chilchuck like...is in love with senshi?" And I hate to say it I really do but I laughed in that man's face until I couldn't breathe

[omg-snakes]

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

[bahoreal]

Three-body | 三体 e1x29

When they speak in English and Colonel Stanton decides the best word for Wang Miao and Shi Qiang's relationship is "partners" despite them clearly not being professional partners. and Wang Miao going along with it and also calling Shi Qiang his partner.

[2facehusband]

“you talk about blowjobs a lot” yeah cause like imagine cock in your mouth. down your throat. someone murmuring good boy, that’s it, you were made for this, weren’t you? made to take my cock so well while you sit there in a haze of pleasure, just letting yourself be used. someone fucking your mouth real slow, one hand in your hair to control the pace (which is almost torturously slow, they want to take their time). and when they finally, finally speed up they say, breathless, i’m gonna cum, darling, take it, take it all and you whimper as best as you can with your mouth so full and maybe they laugh, just a little breathless chuckle at how eager you are. and then they’re moaning and burying themselves in your mouth and cumming down your throat and they don’t let you up until they’re finished. fuckin of course i talk about it

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

[pnwander]

steller's jay