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the biggest L for bwood is that they didn't cast konkona and kunal together in more movies
#like the chemistry??? the potential??? the height difference???#they could have single-handedly saved bwood#im a hoe for ishq hua#i was so invested as a 12 y/o actually cried knowing they aren't married irl#konkona and kunal my beloveds#konkona sen sharma#kunal kapoor#aaja nachle
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I feel like Martin could’ve been a really interesting character in tma but so much of the content about him is about jmart and being like “oh he’s so nice!”. Character who should be put on a high up shelf for a tiny bit while the fandom considers it a little maybe. He has a bunch of moments I really liked but I’m not a huge fan of the interpretations most people have.
I got somewhat more rambly than usual and most of my mutuals probs don’t want to see this so:
YEAH SO TRUE!! He is literally so compelling in s4!! There is so much to like about him!! There’s so much I want to know more about and an arc I wish so badly that he’d had!!!…..
But then he just. Kinda didn’t? Like they put a bunch of cool ideas for him on the table then pushed them all off in s5 by giving him nothing to do except nag at Jon which did nothing but make him sound really annoying. Plus like…. He was framed more righteously than before y’know? Like the narrative was leaning into those ‘cute little UwU bean’ interpretations and it just came across as so…. !!!! Like!! Annabelle Cane literally talks about how good of a web avatar he would make so why didn’t we spend ANY of s5 exploring that!! Why did we barely get to explore him at all outside of like 2 lonely based episodes!! Why is everyone convinced that he’s both super smart AND the epitome of moral righteousness!! We’ve only seen him be manipulative once (which lead do the end of the world) and then got a whole bunch of lip service about it and we were straight up told that a lot of his fluffier qualities are a straight up lie!! And nothing interesting comes of this AUGHHHH!!
Sorry for rambling a bit, I just remembered how much wasted potential Martin had and it hurt.
#Martin negative#TMA critical#like I literally loved all the s5 statements that were focused on him why couldn’t the rest of his cha#characterization in s5 been like that aughhhh.#me bwood I love you but I hate you but I love you#Please explore him. if you’re going to have JM then at least use it to explore their characters a bit more like it could be so interesting#it canonically *is* interesting it’s just also framed as the most boring and flat thing by the narrative#which is also how I feel about s5 Martin#TMA negative#anti TMA#anti Martin#Martin critical#discourse#fandom critical#trying to tag everything I can think of so nobody who doesn’t want to see this does
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When a song gets stuck in your head and you force it out by watercolours and brush >:)
Shadowbite got pwned by the ship's wires-
#transformers#tfp#tfp oc#transformers prime#original character#THE BLUE MEANS I LOVE YOU#cw: gore#UwU energon bwood#Idek#Art#Watercolour art#Decepticon#decepticons#maccadam
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Applying bleeding is fine as long as it's not because of magic also the Veil is thin so all classes are more magical
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pain medication.. wearing off.. i die
#i think the human body should simply not be stupid#bwood in my mouf#too bad it’s mine#who said that#anyway.#I die.
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Honestly I wonder almost everyday why Taylor didn’t go to India and China (she has one of the biggest market there), and even South Africa honestly because… I mean she’s The Beatles f this generation and she’s touring the globe so why don’t include countries where 1) there’s a huge market and 2) you can bring your music and spectacle for the first time. And if I were a kiwi I would be so pissed off she didn’t come to New Zealand because… she always came before The Eras Tour and now… she doesn’t?! Make it make sense.
i can't say about other places you mentioned but i feel like she tried to bring it to india or atleast considered it initially because of the big market, but i was thinking that while there is a huge fanbase here, fans can't actually make it happen if the government (or idk rich people of the country lmao) where she wants to perform don't want it to happen. like my brother used to work closely with stadiums and i was talking to him about this last year when she announced international dates and he said that her shows will require modifying the cricket stadiums a lot and even tho we have stadiums of that capacity, i don't think they would've done that because concerts are still not that much of a thing here, let alone eras tour level. also i feel like logistics and all didn't work out, idk but i do feel like she considered it initially. the economy boost would've been insane + she would have to do atleast 6 shows because the population is too much lol but well. ALSOOOO. i think releasing the concert film in so many countries (i did not expect it i fully thought it would be a US thing) was also a way to see how her fanbase has increased in other places (where she's not touring) so maybe they can try and bring the next tour there (hopefully)
#about new zealand... maybe they tried but dates didn't work out or something? or maybe they thought australia shows were enough 😭#idk we just have to believe#same way they thought japan and singapore shows covered most of other asian countries she couldn't tour#which i mean did happen bc i've seen so many people travel to tokyo or singapore even london from india for her shows#a part of me is happy she didn't come to india because she would get the ed sheeran treatment from bwood and i can't see that lmao
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i’m torn between indian and pakistani mainstream media bc i feel like the former tends towards wanting to be progressive as a whole but often makes haphazard attempts in the process that certainly have their heart in the right place but are still not doing quite enough and then the latter is like 90% straight women hating shite from the gutter but the leftover 10% that is actually worth something is some of the most phenomenal stuff you have ever seen and near close to perfect. but it’s only 10% and you have to wait and wade through so much of the shite to even get to it
#and i feel like both countries’ technological devt really reflects this in the sense that#when you compare most women’s station in india to most women’s station in pakistan it’s a very stark difference#like rocky aur rani is completely abnormal to even posit in pakistani media#but as a result of that rarity and the even more extensive degree of women’s oppression in pakistan#i feel like that sort of allows for more like. conscious critiques of patriarchy etc#which you don’t get as strongly in mainstream bwood bc financial elevation is such a huge mark of success and security already#that there’s not much care to interrogate beyond that even though it’s necessary#but disclaimer obv that these are still generalizations just based on what i feel like i’ve observed#and is in no way a reflection of more niche media from both countries that likely is way more self conscious and progressive#to be deleted
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#a 38 year old woman who looks stunning and looks her age is apparently old by bwood standards#and shouldn't be romancing a 58 year old man who also looks his age but its ok for him to play the protagonist#and romance girls more than half his age!!#i am like ... how do these so called yt film reviewers come up with these moronic opinions#the double standard and the sexist bs drivel they spew is just so so shocking and pathetic#i am actually speechless#the rage i feel is real#fucking hell#raee in rantmode#for ts#i be talking to the void#siiiigh!
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FARAH KHAN BARBIE MOVIE. SO TRUE.
RIGHTTT??!!?? 😭😭😭😭 her movies are always SO camp & i know she would use her deewangi deewangi magic to create the most spectacular cast ughhhh she would be perfect for a bollywood remake 💔💔💔
#muku ur post has me spiralling rn ur a GENIUS!!!!#also whoever did the set design for rohit shetty’s cirkus should work on this bwood barbie omg it’d be out of this world#ask
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For those who haven't seen Monkey Man yet, just picture Dev Patel killing bad guys to this ^^
#bloodywood#music video#music#i might try to get rakshak cuz now im listening to bwood and im like o.0#maybe its time to introduce folk metal to my collection#Youtube
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REVIVE GARAMBHATOORA PLS
HI HELLO I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT JUST TODAY!!
idk when I will have enough motivation to do a proper post BUT tomr is india vs pak so hopefully it manages to fuck shit up so bad that I get kicked into making a post
#graduation sucks#like seriously#all the bwood movies showing college students having a social life are peddling lies#but i really miss posting too#if not now then in the near future i promise i will post!!!!#thanku for the ask tho it made me really happy <33#asks
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@ Lara, once again the universe does not want me to tag you.
Tbh, ich höre derzeit kaum Musik und, da Nandi meinen Account mitbenutzt, sind die meisten Lieder seine. Aber wenn ich was höre, dann vor allem diese Playlist (Dum Dum und Kurbaan Hua besonders).
#Kira's Bollywood playlist#Salim & Sulaiman I owe you my life#well anyways#the playlist is named after the Eritrean guy that lived in the same dorm as Nandi and could recite Chennai Express from memory#given what a trash fire that movie is it is actually quite astounding that it got me into Bwood#Spotify
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As someone who had a bollywood phase once, I am totally GEEKING OUT seeing Hrithik Roshan commenting on Jackson Wang’s birthday post 💚
#you don’t even know#hes one of my fave bwood actors and well I just have a big ole crush on jackson#and no im not indian#bc anytime i talk about bollywood ppl think im indian
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#💘.txt#brb I’m gonna go cry#arijit singh#shilpa rao#bollywood music#its been a long time since a bwood song has made me feel like this#Spotify
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I'm not being a b!itch but such people can't understand the humour like we did back then. Golmaal series back then were such GOLD and masterpiece Meme material.
Rohit shetty says the ‘99998888222’ joke from golmaal 3 couldn’t be made today because he’ll get cancelled for making fun of stammering partly explains why there’s such a comedic lull in Bollywood sab directors ki gaand fatt gayi hai Wokes and trads have ruined cinema smh
#it's true#these wome people ruined cinema tbh#no wonder bwood is lacking#meme#desi academia#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi culture#desi tag#desi post#just desi things#funny memes#dank memes
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have you seen raees with mahira khan? if so, thoughts?
a visually impressive movie but that was about it for me. like the plot was very predictable and then bc i was watching it for mahira i was annoyed even more bc she was pretty much there to give the doe eyes and do nothing else
#i'm actually curious whether this was the only movie option she had to do in bwood bc like#obv her and fawad blowing up happened in parallel but his bwood appearances were way better#like he was actually afforded characterization#and idk a part of me feels like it's bc fawad paid more attention to the meat of the stories#while she looked at an opportunity with srk and more or less couldn't pass it up. even though it did like nothing to showcase her skills#which personally speaking i do think are like. average. like she's good at playing a certain archetype#but her range doesn't extend beyond it so as an actress she really bores me now lol#either she's playing the innocent playful girl with the doe eyes or she's having a breakdown. there's no in between#the sad thing is humsafar was her big break and it is probably the most challenged she ever was to perform a script#but i can admit hum kahaan kay sachay thay came close#anyway. yeah. pretty unmemorable movie for me idk i'm not pulled in by the srk glamour anymore gjkdflhdf#outbox
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