#buy tbh the sounds r so relaxing !!!

[naenaex0xx]

okey im awakey wakey eggs n bakey now

[ebonyslasher]

Spicy Alphabet: Billy Loomis

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Billy lies on the bed, cuddling your perfect self after. Don't let his relaxed condition fool you, he's going to have deep conversations coming through.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Billy: His eyes are beautiful and powerful. Often stares at his eyes in the mirror. They had the perfect eyelash length and shape. He could put anyone he was attracted to in a trance.

You: Boobs. He loves a great set of boobs to rub his hands on and put his face in. The round flesh sitting on top of your chest is so pretty. The brown areolas resting on them are his favorite. Cute nipples poking out just greeting him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He has an average amount of cum. He has a better diet than Stu, so his cum has a neutral taste. He loves to see you swallow it

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Billy really really wants to watch you get a pap smear done (if you have a vagina). Cervixes look beautiful to him. He will buy a speculum to see what it looks like before and after sex.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced. Have you seen him? There are a few things he's good in, but others he hasn't tried before

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Standing missionary

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Neutral. He'll chuckle at a few reactions and sounds.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Billy's curly hair is groomed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not at first, but once the relationship progresses he becomes more romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Almost as often as Stu, however he won't have a whole marathon. He'd rather wait for you to be available.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Joint murder, forced voyeurism, phone sex, almost getting caught, bloodplay, knifeplay, facefucking, and more.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom. Bathroom. Maintenance closets.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Acting coy makes him want to chase you. Making out in front of others. Palming his dick. Looking like a bimbo.

N = No (something they wouldn���t do, turn offs)

Anything too nasty. Don't cut his face. Not into slapping or punching.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving. He will give, but it won't be long. Gives standard frat white boy head tbh.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Interchanges between slow and fast. He's very good at giving a solid pace.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Very fond of bathroom and closet quickies. Billy had been walking around campus looking for a good maintenance room to bang in.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Little cuts on his and your skin? No problem. A little blood is an aphrodisiac to him. Choking until you pass out? He knows how to do that correctly. And he teaches you to return the favor while he's jerking off. He's a bit risky.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Standard. He'll need time to recharge. Sometimes, he can go back to back. Limit is 3 times

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Eh…

He's okay with watching you use them on yourself. He doesn't care for them outside of that. Unless you include knives as a toy? Then he's into that. Also, a speculum would be nice….

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Whole existence is a tease. This is the one aspect he's an expert in. Billy will verbally tease you, especially before he bottoms you out. Being physically teasing is on the table too. He wants you to whine for it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

His moans are soft and low. Can easily be missed if you're moaning loud. But! He will get loud and whiny if you hit a particular spot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Billy kidnapped the one bitch who would talk shit about you. Always behind your back, but never to your face. They would be sugar sweet in your present, then turn peppery sour once you left. Horribly made lemon pepper wings type sour. Said that you didn't deserve a guy like him. He couldn't stand them.

Tears stained the patch of duct tape covering their mouth. They tried to vigorously escape the captivity of the chair placed in front of your bed. But, thankfully, they failed. Billy, in his ghost face fit, had you fuck him in front of them. Start to finish. You were in control of everything. Including the aftercare of cutting the dickheads' skin off, starting with their face. You and Billy made out over the skinned corpse.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slightly over average. Near 6"

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Moderate

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

{Billy} [You]

"Do you think WW1 happened in an alternate universe? Like is it something that was destined to happen?"

"......."

".......what you think?"

"...I just feel like tons of people really can't get along like that, so it's inevitable."

"Right?!"

Deep conversations afoot, he's not sleeping. Even if there's isn't an existential discussion, he still stays up to go do something else once your comfortable.

[astro-chisme]

Sex with Mars Signs

1. Aries - good toxic sex. Everything is done well but only for their ego. Has minimal interest in cuddling if they aren’t in love with you. Doesn’t have the patience to lead you on, so will not talk to you after sex if they aren’t interested as it’s more fun to find a new one anyway. Flirts by giving you shit, turning everything into a game (and taking it way too personally when they win, but gracefully if they lose), and fucking on the first date

2. Taurus - thinks licking honey or peanut butter off of you sounds fun. Will literally devour you if they’re attracted, but you may feel like you were purchased by them to be enjoyed. You probably won’t mind. Cuddling is an excuse to touch you in other places. IMO most likely to be a misogynist, will be very old fashioned in pursuit and want you to dress either masc or femme to appreciate the full visual

3. Gemini - talkers! Cuddling is whatever. Will just talk straight shit the entire time; prepare to know their dirtiest thoughts while their hands work you or themselves. They’re not toxic, they’re just not into you. Their sin is they’re too busy intellectualizing their emotions that they, too, are also not sure why they’re playing games - or they’re very aware, which you won’t know but their friends will. A consistent memelord if interested in more, expect political commentary and sharing books as flirting

4. Cancer - hope you love head, cuddling, quiet missionary, and talking about your childhoods and watching old reruns in bed afterwards. Will assume you’re dating afterwards or at least will apply for the position. They flirt by folding your laundry while you’re at work and finding art that reminds them of you

5. Virgo - thorough and perfect technique. Does not open up so much as show you their feelings with their technique. Will pick little spoon position in hopes you like them but will stop once secure. Pretty sure you have to gently guide these folks if you want more

6. Leo - showy! Sex is only kinky if you make it theatrical with them. Would totally film a porno with you but would take it so seriously lmao - buy them a ring light to introduce the idea. Cuddling is a chance to show off how much they spoil you. Will put on a romantic performance if they’re into you

7. Libra - afraid of not looking pretty when they finish, has a hard time relaxing into things. Can be convinced to relax. Cuddling is only happening if you pass the ✨v i b e c h e c k✨ Would be super into a reciprocal home spa day as a 3rd date.

8. Scorpio - sex is the only time they’re self-assured and confident. Shy and awkward and socially clumsy in the streets, know how to seduce you also in the streets. Can make you wet with just a look, it’s pretty wild. Loves loves loves cuddling, hates hates hates asking for it. Will like to observe you from afar, won’t admit to this if they’re able. Is *shy* anxious and a little weird af. Their first move is to sting the threat making them feel anxious, but tbh this always backfires on them pretty much immediately. Instinctively seduces, will try to make the first move but it WILL be clumsy and awkward

9. Sagittarius - build a blanket fort in their bedroom and fuck them in it. Get high and go to the bookstore and come back and bang them again in the blanket fort. Get rid of the bed frame and turn your bedroom into a giant secret fort with the mattress having a tent over it. Loves the idea of cuddling but won’t be super into it. Wants to fall asleep talking to you, otherwise please leave lmao

10. Capricorn - loves cuddling. Probably more into gender swapping than comfortable admitting. If they see you as put together, they’ll carry a torch for you forever. Sex is a job, your pleasure is a job, and they want to do all jobs well. Amazing in bed because their pride is on the line if they can’t take care of you. Arrogant and uncompromising but my god the sex. Will be very formal in their pursuit (and cheap until they’re sure it’s mutual and serious, Jesus Christ).

11. Aquarius - exploratory sex. Wants to cuddle if they’re obsessed with you, otherwise indifferent. Will obsess over every sensation until they’ve figured each sensation out, but will never be satisfied and insist on larger data sampling. Will talk about existentialist ideas in the middle of the act but it’s foreplay. If they want more they’re just always around and don’t make you wait, which is better than roses imo. If they find you amusing they ✨🍄a d o r e🍄✨ you

12. Pisces - bottoms. Loves cuddling. Throw them down and rough and gag them and do things with them they never thought they’d allow but here they are begging for it. Romantic to the extent of never seeing you as an individual. Easiest to be toxic because they really don’t see it: Is totally content to make up your whole relationship together in their head and can’t compute their false reality apart from actuality. Really fun in bed though lol

[meltingpotimagines]

Dating Gojo

Warnings: Slight sensual and sexual implications

A/N: Am I a Gojo simp? Yes. Am I happy about it? No, because this mf annoying af which also means he'd be an annoying bf so I hope you're prepared (also this mans would most definitely cheat but we're gonna pretend that fact doesn't exist rn)

frickin loves when you wear his clothes

it's a pride thing

both bc you're in h i s clothes but also bc of how amazing you look in them

his baby looks incredible in anything

definitely the type of boyfriend to hold things just out of reach

he thinks it's so funny how you jump in an attempt to grab it and get frustrated when you can't

like i said, annoying mf

brags about you all the time

literally over anything too

nanami was ready to murder him after about an hour of bragging if it meant he'd shut up

lbr gojo would manage to somehow haunt everyone as a ghost asjksjk

tends to drape himself across your shoulders from behind

sometimes he relaxes and puts his full weight on you

not for very long bc he doesn't want you to fold under his weight but long enough to bother you

i r e p e a t annoying mf

constantly showers you with oftentimes lowkey and sometimes highkey risqué compliments

a lot of pet names too tbh

his favorite to use is 100% "sexy"

but also loves using your name bc he knows how the sound of your name from his lips affects you

honestly just finds so much joy in teasing and flustering you

s o much

will pull you into him by the waist and tilt your chin up, gazing at you through hooded eyes while smirking

sometimes will only stay long enough to fluster you and then give you a satisfied, smug smirk and walk off

frickin' brat

definitely one of those guys that moves you by the hips when he's tryna get past you

also does the kdrama thing where if you can't reach something he presses his chest against your back as he grabs it

lightly twirls and plays with your hair far too often for your poor heart

bends to kiss your hand and peaks up at you through his lashes, usually smirking against your hand

takes you clubbing a lot

also buys you clothes to go clubbing in

he has surprisingly great taste so you always look hot

tho uh if anyone tries to hit on you, he w i l l outdo them in every way possible

interrupts them and leads you to the dance floor, a slight competitive fire in his eyes

honestly he enjoys it

everyone w i l l know by the way he's dancing with you that your his

the quick but sensual kisses on your lips and neck that he slips in certainly help that

makes eye contact with them once to make sure they see and give them a smug look

he's by no means insecure but he i s possessive

so even outside the club, if he sees anyone eyeing you, they w i l l know you're his

definitely pulled you in for a deep and slightly steamy kiss once when a guy seemed a little t o o interested

and if anyone touches you in anyway?

hope they ain't afraid of the dark because they aboutta be six feet under

ain't nobody aboutta harass his baby

honestly probably forgets anniversaries but makes up for it later

usually with extravagant gifts

all his gifts are extravagant tbh

expensive, boujee, high class, everything

he's a rich man with a shopping problem and that does not exclude buying things for you

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

[leviskitten]

hello, could you make a jotaro alphabet nsfw hc, please?

𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ♡

Jotaro Kujo x reader(gn!)

Warnings: general NSFW themes,

A/n: hiya! Of course I can, hope you enjoy!

♡彡 A = Aftercare : What are they like after sex?

• Naturally, he’s gonna soften down after y’all finish. He’s aware of his size *ahem* and that he can be a little too harsh sometimes without realizing, so he’s gonna be making sure you’re alright and stuff, running you a warm bath and making you drink water cuz yknow, you gotta stay hydrated. (He might even carry you bridal style to the bathtub and wash your hair, but you didn’t hear that from me oop)

♡彡 B = Body : What’s their favorite body part of theirs? And yours?

• He probably doesn’t even have a favorite body part of neither his or your body, because he really couldn’t care less about that (he’s def a personality>looks kinda guy and you cannot tell me otherwise). However he secretly enjoys when you hold onto his arm, whether it is when you’re outside walking or when you need the ~support~ because he’s just pounding into you that hard. So I guess we’re gonna go with his arms for this one.

♡彡 C = Cum : Anything to do with cum basically.

• Homeboy has some thick white cum, I just know it. Another massive load fella, however he can (or prefers rather) only cum once.

Don’t get me wrong, he will make you cum multiple times if you want, but he’s fine with one thanks. Also, he probably isn’t that much into messy sloppy sex, so he cums either inside you or in your mouth, nowhere else (there are some exceptions to this but they’re oddly specific and rare so).

♡彡 D = Dirty Secret : Share a dirty secret of theirs.

• If he knows he’s gonna go on a long trip because of his job, he’s going to ~borrow some of your panties to masturbate with.

He usually borrows two, one that has your scent all over it, and another one to wrap around his cock as he jerks off. Sometimes (if you guys happen to be on a call), he might forget to pull it away before he cums, which ends up putting him in a bad mood because now he has to wash it and it won’t smell like you anymore :(

♡彡 E = Experience : How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

• He’s not very experienced to be honest, I feel like he may had had some hookups here and there but they were probably kinda shitty and awkward. So you’re going to have to guide him a little bit the first couple of times, good thing he’s a quick learner lol.

♡彡 F = Favorite Position : Self explanatory

• Boring man probably doesn’t have one istg 🙄🙄

Jk he isn’t boring, but yeah he probably doesn’t have one, as long as he can get a good look of your face while you’re at it it’s fine with him.

♡彡 G = Goofy : How serious are they during the moment? Do they like to joke around?

• He literally looks like this 😐🧍like 98% of the time, do you really think he’s gonna start acting up now?????

If you laugh at something doing the deed with him he’s gonna look at you dead in the eyes until you stop laughing so he can continue, and it’s kinda scary ngl (or even more funny depending on the situation).

♡彡 H = Hair : How well groomed are they? Does the carpet matches the drapes?

• I kinda headcannon that he’s more on the thick hairy side, however he always trims himself down there, he doesn’t like to look unkept in some way (or at least that’s what he thinks idk). And yeah of course it matches, actually I feel like it’ll be curlier than his actual hair (but you’ll probably never get to see that lol).

♡彡 I = Intimacy : How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.

• His love language is acts of service, that’s literally canon. So he probably won’t be too romantic or intimate per se, but he will definitely make sure you’re having the time of you life when you’re with him. He might even care more about getting you off rather than himself.

♡彡 J = Jack off : Masturbation headcannon.

• I feel like he probably didn’t really masturbate that often until you guys got together. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not that he doesn’t enjoy the sex, he does, a lot. Actually, I feel like his sex drive might have increased after the first couple of rounds of actually enjoyable sex with you. However, he probably has to go on trips a lot because of his job, and that’s where he finds himself missing you in many ways, including in bed.

♡彡 K = Kink : One or more of their kink.

• Surprisingly enough, he isn’t that kinky, but there are a couple of things that he does enjoy, like:

— praise (both ways), scratching and biting (receiving), edging (both ways), and he probably has a mild size and breeding kink. Oh, and he also kinda likes when you suck on his fingers.

♡彡 L = Location : Favorite place to do it.

• The bedroom. Easy, comfortable and private, pretty much perfect in his opinion.

♡彡 M = Motivation : What turns them on/keep them going?

• Your praise, and when he can tell that you’re enjoying yourself.

He has sub tendencies (*ahem* might actually sub if asked nicely) so tell him that he’s doing so well or that he’s making you feel so good and he might cum right there and then.

♡彡 N = No : Something that they wouldn’t do/turn off’s

• Anything public, extreme degradation and extreme impact play or something like that.

I don’t think I really have to go in depth as in to why not, but let’s just say that he’s a reserved guy who’s very aware of his size and strength and how mean he can get if he wants to.

♡彡 O = Oral : Preference on giving/receiving, skill, etc.

• Being completely honest, he might prefer receiving a little more, but he also loves getting you off multiple times only with his mouth so...

He wasn’t very skilled tbh (he was pretty bad actually let’s be real here), but with some practice and your guidance he got pretty damn good ngl. You trained him well >:)

♡彡 P = Pace : Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc

• Fast and rough by nature baby.

However he will slow down if asked, and during the first few times.

♡彡 Q = Quickie : Their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.

• Not the biggest fan really, but still enjoys a casual quick blowjob/handjob every once in a while.

♡彡 R = Risk : Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.

• If you happen to have a kink that he either never heard about before, or didn’t really pay attention to, than he might be more open to experiment it with you and indulge you in it. However if they’re way too extreme he might hesitate and hold back a bit. He enjoys a couple of risks, as long as it’s between his and your boundaries.

♡彡 S = Stamina : How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

• Are you kidding he can almost literally go on forever if you wanted to. He lasts pretty long actually, he has good self control after all ;)

♡彡 T = Toys : Do they own toys? Do they use them? On themselves or his partner?

• Probably wouldn’t really think about buying some unless you bring it up. You guys probably own a couple of basics (bullet vibrators and maybe a dildo), so he can use them on you. Wouldn’t mind if you use them on him when he subs tho.

♡彡 U = Unfair : How much do they like to tease?

• He doesn’t tease often because it’s not really his thing, HOWEVER, when he does tease... let’s just say that you’re in for a ride.

His way of teasing it’s almost torture tbh, and it’s mainly touches, or some warning of what he’ll do to you if you’re the one teasing too much. He mainly does it to stop you from teasing him, but this doesn’t mean that you won’t feel a hand going up your thighs randomly every once in a while.

♡彡 V = Volume : How loud are they? What sounds do they make? Etc.

• He isn’t really that loud, and he doesn’t make much sound sadly. It’s mainly deep grunts and gasps, might moan when he cums after a while.

♡彡 W = Wild card : A random headcannon for the character.

• He only subs when he’s feeling particularly vulnerable, and subconsciously needs for someone to take care of him. Or if he knows that that’s what you like and he wants to make you happy lol.

♡彡 X = X-Ray : Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

• He’s a proud member of the thicc cock gang and you cannot tell me otherwise.

No but fr, he’s t h i c k, barely above average length, but thick. I feel like it might be a little darker than the rest of his skin, and the tip gets pretty red easily. Pretty veiny too, and he’s uncut.

♡彡 Y = Yearning : How high it their sex drive?

• It wasn’t too high before, but it kinda is now. He kinda became addicted to how you feel around him ngl, and also he likes how it helps him relax~

♡彡 Z = Zzz : How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards.

• He gets less tense after it for sure, but he doesn’t really get sleepy. He can do it and than carry on with his day (after making sure you’re alright of course) if needed, or he can also let you cuddle against him and get some rest if he wanted to.

[bestchar-imagines]

Can you do the full fluff alphanet for yan kokichi ? 😳😳

Full fluff alphabet for Yandere!Kokichi

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Again, everything.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Absolutely. Raising a family with his darling sounds amazing to him.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Like hell he’ll let you spoon him for now, he’ll spoon you with a tight grip, his face in the crook of your neck.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Dates are just cuddles and movies, if you’re privileged enough.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

“You’re my everything.”

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

Love at first sight.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Sometimes. He can be most of the time, but if you’re bad, sucks to be you.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

Holds only one of your hands with his two hands and gives you praise.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He kept the supreme leader facade up, but he was FREAKING OUT inside.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

ABSOLUTELY.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Him, of course, if you ticked him off before it it was NOT a gentle kiss, but if you were sad or scared, basically vulnerable. He gave you a gentle ~mwah~

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

Him, duh.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

All of your memories together are his favorite.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Depends on his mood and how you behaved.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Black (eHhh ItS nOt A coLOr), it shows sophistication, power and authority while it's also considered submissive or a sign of humility

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He has so many pet names for you it can be a dictionary.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Handwritten letters. Romantic!

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Well... nothing. It’s like every other day. But if you’re free, he’ll make you allergy-free (just in case) hot cocoa, or just cuddle you if you don’t like it.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

He’s always happy around you, but if you’re sad, he’ll spoil you in kisses and love.. though it may not help depending if you’ve accepted your fate or not.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

You, of course.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Being in your presence is enough.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

He’s proud of his accomplishment of kidnapping you (or winning your heart if you’re into this sort of thing), he won’t flaunt it publicly though.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

At home, cuddling, he barely knows what to say as his hands are basically trembling in excitement right now.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

He’d probably cuddle you while listening to that one lofi stream tbh

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Of course.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

No thanks. Not now.

[seunqs]

[ a long get to know me tag ]

tagged by: losers @woosohn @yeonjuins

what day is your birthday?

27th june! it’ll be on a monday next year

what’s your favourite colour?

blue! a rather specific shade of light sky blue but i also like dark blue! might be misleading because everyone would think beige/black since that’s the aesthetic i like + almost everything i own is black...

what’s your lucky number?

i don’t have one i think but i tend to say 7 if i’m asked?

do you have any pets?

sadly no >:( will get one in the future idc idc

how tall are you?

158cm tiny i wna be abit taller

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

off my head i think 3 pairs...? just 2 black and 1 white that i rotate depending on the outfit i’m wearing

favorite song?

asdjekw i don’t think i have one specific one but recently i’ve been listening to maniac by nct doyoung & haechan!

other honourable mentions: a book of love by ha hyunsang, wide eyed blind by saint raymond, irreplaceable by nct dream, lmly by jackson wang. that’s all i have off my head

favorite movie?

surprisingly i’m not big on movies... but i’ll always answer parent trap when someone asks! why do i sound like i always have prepared answers in my head for various questions... okay that’s bc i do.

what would be your ideal partner?

@june look away i already know you’re gna say this sounds a lot like someone..

shy... is the main characteristics lmao idky it’s not even like i’m outgoing but i tend to find myself liking shy-er boys over the outgoing ones! aaa those with very obvious leadership qualities and quietly cares and looks out for those around them :’) tsundere! i think shy may appear cold sometimes but i’m rly :’) when the shy ones become very affectionate in private or when you get to know them better :’) or shy with strangers but very goofy and silly with their closer social circle heh those that are more cat-like than dog-like, only approaches you when they’re comfy. okay also shy but willing to speak up when necessary! doesn’t let themselves get bullied for being quiet and also pls speak up for me i hate ordering food pls do it for me HAHAHHA also if they’re passionate about something they like/are good at! good listeners too heh doesn’t need to always have the best advice, just if they would sit with me silently and listen to me and give me a hug afterwards :’’’’’) i think i’m on the touchier side too so if they don’t dislike that it’ll be nice! OH someone who’s good at cooking too bc i hate cooking and the kitchen in general.. i’ll do the dishes though HAHAHAH ok that is all there is a certain idol in my head that is the embodiment of my ideal type and i hate him >:(

do you want children?

no... not so much bc i don’t find them cute or i can’t handle them but i think it’s a commitment that scares me! bringing up the child well with the right character and values ajksdbwkje i don’t know if i’m up to that HAHAHAH

have you gotten in trouble with the law?

nope @woosohn @yeonjuins pls be proud of my direct no why are the two of you......... 

bath or shower?

shower! i don’t know if i’ve actually taken a bath before... probably when i was younger HAHAH i think i’ll get bored in the bath and i much rather be relaxing in bed than in the tub

what color socks are you wearing?

barefoot at the moment! the socks i own are mostly solid colour socks / simple cartoon or animal patterns but all ankle socks that can’t be seen with my shoes

favorite type of music?

i listen to pop, r&b and indie! that’s about all and favourite depends on the mood!

how many pillows do you sleep with?

just 1! and a bolster too

what position do you sleep in?

either on my back with hand over my head lmao or turned to either sides while hugging my bolster and face buried into the bolster

what you don’t like when you’re sleeping?

when it’s too hot! canNOT sleep if the weather is too hot. also if i get woken up rudely, by screaming or someone smacking me awake LMAO just tell me nicely to get up and i’ll be out of bed in 10mins pls give me awhile my brain is turning on HAHAHA

what do you have for breakfast?

recently i haven’t woken up early enough for bfast or my family is just about to go out to buy lunch by the time i’m up hahaha but on the days that i’m alive for bfast, iced coffee and any pastry sitting in the fridge! my family is big on pastries like croissants and cakes like banana and carrot cakes! so one of those but the iced coffee is a constant in my first meal of the day

have you ever tried archery?

nope and idt i’ll be good at it tbh....

favorite fruit?

strawberries, apples, peaches! there are some seasonal favs where i rly like them for a period of time and then suddenly not anymore but these 3 are the constants

favorite swear word?

hahahaha i dont think i have a favourite one..... but i say tf a lot and mf for kpop boys who make me more flustered than they should

do you have any scars?

i don’t think so! i have a few stretch marks around my waist and tummy tho 

are you a good liar?

yes... HAHAH i used to get scolded so much for lying as a kid lmfao

what’s your personality type?

isfj-t has probably only dipped to isfp-t once but if not constant isfj!

what’s your favorite type of girl?

HAHAHAH uh.... okay with all kinds i think? except people in general who try too hard

innie or outie?

innie. was this question necessary tho AHHAHAHA

left or right-handed?

right-handed

favorite food?

ramen! but i like lots of food lmfao tiramisu, pork belly, lots of noodles, also lots of rice, beef, cakes, ice cream, i think i’m more salty > sweet!

favorite foreign food?

japanese ramen, korean cuisine!, lasagne

are you clean or messy?

clean

most used phrase?

i think alot of keyboard smashes, lmao, wtf, HAHAHAHHAHA, sigh, i’m tired LOL

how long does it take for you to get ready?

depends! fastest i think i can get out of the house 20mins after i’ve woken up. longest probably an hour where outfit is taking a while and accessories needs to be chosen

do you talk to yourself?

in my head yes.

do you sing to yourself?

not often but i sing out loud for the family to hear LOL in my head very often a song is playing up there

are you a good singer?

nop. i don’t think i’m a BAD singer but wouldn’t classify as good either HAHHAHA

biggest fear?

wow so many things but i think biggest is complete darkness, i need to see and know what is going on around me. i sleep with a night light on heh 

are you a gossip?

with closer friends yes def HAHAH my school culture tends to have lots of tea that my friends and i don’t like to get too involved in but we do talk about the gossips that goes around hahaha have also been in the center of gossip way too often

do you like long or short hair?

long! can’t imagine myself with short hair.. used to have reallllyyy long hair that goes beyond my waist and cried when i cut it to slightly below shoulder length. that’s the shortest i’ll ever go

favourite school subject?

wow nothing i don’t like school lmfao but humanities and language are way more bearable than math and sciences

extrovert or introvert?

introverted

what makes you nervous?

unpredictable situations, being alone in public (contradictory because in private i would strongly prefer to be alone but i don’t enjoy being alone in public i feel judged HAHAHA), also currently waiting on a reply for something and that’s been keeping me anxious the past 2 days :’)

who was your first real crush?

when i was 13/14, tablemate in school that was kinda shy and had very limited social circle but talked to me endlessly in class lmfao he apparently liked me too but we never dated and went to different schools at 16 y/o. we’re still kinda in touch though! we talked quite a fair bit last month just catching up but he’s more of an acquaintance now

how many piercings do you have?

2! just one normal lobe piercing on either ears, don’t think i’ll get anymore

how fast can you run?

back in school i used to be one of the fastest girls in my class LMFAO i could clock 12.5 minutes for a 2.4km run. stamina came from dancing since i had to run laps before dance class 2 times a week. but that is long in the past and now i get tired from climbing more than 4 flights of stairs pls spare me

what color is your hair?

naturally black but dyed brown! my hair has grown quite abit since i dyed it though now its black at the top and brown from above my ears onwards

what color are your eyes?

a very dark brown lmfao almost black

what makes you angry?

irresponsible people. just pushing responsibility to others or avoiding their responsibilities. don’t need you to do a good job with your responsibilities, just don’t make your issues my issues. and if its a shared responsibility like group projects, then do your part to contribute and don’t expect others to cover you

selfish people, in many ways. just being self-centred, not caring about how others feel, doing things for personal gain at the expense of others

speaking in a passive-aggressive/sarcastic manner. i say this even though i’m afraid of confrontation but i much rather someone outright tells me they’re unhappy about something or wants to get a point across. i hate when they talk about it sarcastically or tries to sugar-coat their words to make themselves look less aggressive about their words. tell me straight as it is, if you’re already gonna talk about something bad don’t piss me off with your attitude at the same time

do you like your own name?

rae is nice! has a very nice ring to it and looks pretty!

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?

i don’t.. want one.. but both have their good and bad i can’t decide.. i want a puppy

what are your strengths?

is this an interview question i have had a few interviews over the past weeks i am well-prepared for this HAHAHA

i think i’m pretty resilient! i bounce back from bad times pretty quickly or i psycho myself to see the situation positively. but it is ofc coupled with a lot of complaining to the people around me first

although i hate unpredictable situations and having to quickly adapt to new settings, i think i adapt pretty quickly too. flexible? easy-going? idk what’s the right way to call it but yeah something along those lines. good at it but i still enjoy my stability and calm don’t want to have to quickly adapt to new situations.

what are your weaknesses?

very emotional HAHAH used to be much worse but i often let my emotions rule my head. i think i’ve improved A LOT though i used to be so bad but i think i’m now able to make rational decisions even if im bawling LMFAO

this sounds like a compliment but i’ve been told this too often as well. i tend to be way too nice to people who don’t deserve it. even if the person doesn’t deserve it or they’ve pushed all my buttons in the wrong way possible, i would still try to be as nice and polite as i can. really helps with me working in the f&b industry lmfao.

what’s the colour of your bedspread?

dark blue / grey! 

colour(s) of your room?

white & wood (throughout my house actually + green from the plants in the living room) @yeonjuins says i live in a muji showroom

[purplesurveys]

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Did you make any money today?  Not today, because it’s a weekend.

What was the highest place you've ever jumped from?  I’m not too sure, actually. I tend to be cautious when it comes to jumping just because I always have this fear at the back of my head that I could possibly snap my legs in half upon landing lol.

Have you ever gone swimming in a river?  I don’t think I have.

Is there something you really want to buy at the moment?  I want a jumbo RJ doll but it’s quite expensive and not one of my priorities at the moment. 

Would you ever consider culinary school?  I want to learn how to cook but not passionate enough about it to enroll in culinary school altogether, so no.

What was the last souvenir someone got you?  It’s been a while since anyone went anywhere...

Do you have a favorite remix of a song?  I’ve never enjoyed remixes and just stick to original versions of songs. The one remix I’ll give a pass to is BTS’ Mic Drop with Steve Aoki just because that one includes a dance break that sounds really nice and gets me all hyped up.

Has the power gone out recently?  Yeah, like two weeks ago. I was working from home then so it had been a huge bother, but fortunately I had been charging my devices all day and also had enough data on my phone so I was able to continue.

Do you like driving at night?  It’s ok and actually pretty relaxing if it’s LATE late at night and there’s barely any cars. Driving in the evening during rush hour, on the other hand, is just fucking stressful.

What do you think is the most saddest sounding instrument?  Depending on how it’s played, probably the piano or violin.

Do you really pay attention to the ratings on movies?  Yes. It’s a pretty influential factor.

Have you ever snuck in to a theater/dance/bar etc?  No.

If given the chance, would you go to Ireland?  I mean, it’s not really on top of my bucket list but for the sake of travelling and experiencing a different place and culture I definitely would go to Ireland.

Are you afraid of standing on the edge of hills/skyscrapers/cliffs etc?  I am scared but whenever I’m given the chance to do this I kind of scrap that fear first and live in the moment.

Do you have a favorite species of wild cat (tiger/lion/cougar etc)?  No.

Do you have an absolute favorite name (boy or girl)? Alessandra, 120%. It is so beautiful-sounding, plus I love that you can use "Alessa" as a nickname. My Silent Hill obsession is quite thrilled by that, ha ha. < I love that name too, now that I think about it. For now, I think Olivia still tops my list.

Are you good at pronouncing foreign words?  My English is alright.

When listening to music, do you usually tap your foot etc to the beat?  I tap my fingers more than my foot.

Have you ever literally cried on a friend's shoulder?  Yeah but they were also my significant other then, so I dunno if that counts. I’m not super into physical touch so this isn’t something I’d do towards a friend, no matter how close we are.

Would you ever consider being a DJ at a party if you were paid?  Nah, I would suck.

Do strapless bras work for you?  No, my boobs are too small. 

Has anyone told you that they wanted to marry you/were planning on it/etc?  No.

Do you feel comfortable enough to wear short shorts?  Yeah, I just never really have the opportunity to wear them.

Have a favorite actor/actress from Old Hollywood? (Marilyn Munroe, etc) AUDREY HEPBURNNNNNNNNNN

What's your opinion on people who stretch their ears?  They can do whatever they want lol. I’m personally not a fan of the look but that’s my own problem to deal with.

Do you think tattoos are expressive art or unattractive?  Expressive.

What is your school mascot?  None of the schools I attended have one.

Have you ever seen a bear in the wild? I have never seen a bear.

What's the book you're currently reading?  Not reading anything at the moment.

Can you recall the most disturbing movie you've ever seen?  Eraserhead. Requiem For A Dream is also stressful to watch, even on your 2nd or 45th rewatch.

Has anyone you know gotten mono?  Possibly, but I can’t place names at the moment.

Have you ever picked an apple off the tree and eaten it?  No. Aside from the fact that I don’t eat fruits, apple trees aren’t native here so I’ve never actually seen one.

Can you say yes/no in different languages?  Oo/hindi, ne/ani.

Out of the traditional superheroes, which one is your favorite?  I don’t like superheroes.

Ever peed in your pants after the age of 10?  Not in my pants but my bed, but fortunately it just happened once.

Had any surgeries? What kind?  I have not.

Ever told your parents you hated them?  I had it written down on my journal when I was going through those rebellious puberty years, but it was only directed towards my mom because that had also been the peak of her emotionally/mentally abusive days. It’s funny because she snooped through my stuff then and saw the entry and ended up crying...and I didn’t even feel bad about it because 1) I meant what I wrote, and 2) she literally went through my shit. I still don’t feel bad about it.

Do you let your pets on your furniture?  Yes they can get on the couch and my bed.

How do you feel about kettle cooked chips?  I don’t really have an opinion lmao. If they are chips then they are going in my mouth.

How strong do you like your coffee?  I like milky/creamy coffee best tbh. When it comes to how strong they are I don’t have a preference.

Would you rather see someone of the opposite sex naked or nicely dressed?  Idk.

Would you ever consider visiting Texas?  I have relatives based in San Antonio and we’re pretty close to that side of the family, so yeah. 

If you could make a movie, what would it be about?  I’ve never been one for creative writing.

If you were kicked out of your current residence whom would you call?  My grandma or one of my aunts.

Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?  Not at this point in my life.

Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus?  Oooooohh I love both!

Was the last person you kissed attractive?  Objectively yes, but I no longer feel the attraction I once held for her.

Are you racist at all?  No.

Do you read creepypasta? If not, you should.  No thanks.

Have you ever vandalized?  Yeah some desks when I was in grade school.

Would you ever scuba dive in shark-infested waters if you had the chance? Most likely not. And by the way, they do not "infest" waters. That's their home. I hate that phrase so much. < This is a good point and I’d like to keep it here. Anywho, yeah I’m willing to do this but as far as I know they keep you in a cage when you go down in the water. I’d only do it if this was guaranteed lol.

Have you ever been drunk at work?  Hungover, yes. Drunk while at work, hell no.

Have you ever hit a parked car with your car?  No. My mom has done this with my parked car though -____- She had been backing up and I kept honking as she inched closer to my car, but she heeded me no mind until she finally hit me.

Have you ever slept on the floor with someone you like?  We probably had but I don’t remember the details anymore.

Which do you prefer: french toast, bagels, or cereal?  Bagels.

Do you prefer light or dark haired?  Dark.

Have you ever read any of the Chicken Soup for the Soul books?  Yes, I liked reading those in like grade school and high school.

Would you be prepared to do a job that you didn’t like, if it paid well?  I haven’t been placed in that situation yet, so I’m not actually sure how I would handle it. Depends on how much the money is, I guess.

Do you think age is needed for maturity?  No.

Do you believe the future is predetermined?  I don’t think so.

What words are most comforting to you?  Words of reassurance, like, “I’m just here,” “You don’t have to apologize.”

How important is money to you?  It is generally pretty important to me and I’m usually good at saving...I’ve just hit a road bump the last few months because getting into K-Pop means wanting to get something out of every new merch drop hahahaha. I went alarmingly crazy from April to June, but I made a vow to calm down starting this July; and so far, aside from pre-ordering the new Memories of 2020 DVD and buying some merch from the pop-up store, I haven’t bought anything else.

Is there anything you want to last forever?  Cold weather in the Philippines.

List three of your passions:  Writing, food, and museums.

How old do you want to live to? Just because I’m competitive even until age, I want to make it to 100 lmao.

What kind of love do you value the most?  Very comfortable platonic love. I highly value friendships where I can pretty much treat them like an SO hahaha.

If you could control one element, what would it be?  I don’t care.

Do you prefer foxes or wolves?  No preferences.

Could you ever deliver a baby?  OMG no I would be terrible and would for sure bring more harm than good to the mother.

Do you think suits are sexy?  Uh yeah.

Ever been called babe?  Yeah.

How old is your youngest sibling?  18.

Who in your phone has a heart after their name?  Angela.

Favorite boy’s name?  I guess I have several preferences, but I dunno if I have favorite boy’s names. I like the sounds of Lucas, Jacob, Liam, and Mason.

Are your parents together, separated, divorced, never married, what?  Married.

Do you go online every day?  For sure.

What is the best quality in the last guy you kissed?  I’ve never kissed a guy.

What do you usually do during a kiss? Depends on how passionate it is? < Yeah.

Do you have an older brother?  Technically no, but I have a cousin that I pretty much see as one.

You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?  I love Biebs, but I would probably sell them. Some extra money is always good hahaha.

What’s the genre of the current song you’re listening to?  K-Pop, R&B.

Would you ever keep your favorite animal as a pet?  Yeah, I already have two of them.

Would you ever sell your soul?  Erm, I guess not.

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HC: any of your faves + what they stream on Twitch/YouTube (modern!)

What the main six like to stream/ watch

(I love modern au so much)

Asra

His regular youtube recommendations are the side of youtube that you end up in at 3am and reptile videos

This is a prime example of what he likes to watch 

For background noise, he likes to turn on true crime podcasts where the hosts have a lot of character.

One of his favorite podcasts is The Last Podcast on the Left

 On youtube, he also likes Stephanie Soo

His favorite reptile YouTuber is Go Herping, specifically the unboxing videos

Nadia

She likes informational and inspiring content

Nadia has watched almost every youtube video on Nail Career Education

She also frequently follows along with Bob Ross tutorials (She and Muriel have painting parties with his tutorials)

She adores Nathaniel Drew and first found him through his Learning Italian in 7 Days video.

She likes to watch cooking videos and has a whole box of recipes that she wants to try.

Nadia uses Yoga with Adriene to relax after a stressful day.

Julian

Lots of true crime and mystery

He likes the Medical Mysteries and Casefile podcasts on Spotify and he uses Last Podcast on the Left to help him stay awake when he pulls an all-nighter

He loves Nexpo type videos too

Julian has an interest in psychology so he will sometimes watch the Crash Course psychology lessons

He likes background sounds and he uses Creepypastas or R/LetsNotMeet readings but he rarely pays much attention to the actual stories.

He adores Chubbyemu videos

Portia

Drama channels and sims gameplays

Her background channel of choice is The Right Opinion

She watched the 100 baby challenge on the Buzzfeed Multiplayer

Bailey Sarian’s Mystery and Makeup Mondays is one of her favorite series

She probably has her own youtube channel tbh, I feel like she has all the information on beauty community drama before anyone else

She also watches strange aeons because she thinks that Teya’s very pretty and funny

Muriel

Very peaceful and relaxing content

Whenever he’s sad he watches this to make himself laugh 

Speedpaints put him to sleep and it really annoys him when he’s trying to watch them, his favorite one to try and watch is Creativestation

He is Bob Ross’s biggest fan tbh

He once watched an hour long video of a man carving a spoon out of a block of wood.

Studio Ghibli movies off sketchy websites is his favorite form of entertainment

Jenna Marbles is also very good

Lucio

Beauty vloggers, drama channels and dance routines 

Before he buys any skincare he watches several reviews of it

He’ll watch dance routines then criticize them and decide he could do better

Also really likes Gordon Ramsey

He likes closet tours especially with people who have a unique style

Ready to Glare is his favorite drama channel.

If yall have any headcanons you want to send (Especially modern au) i’m still taking requests :)

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A-Z NSFW: DK/Lee Seokmin

Requests (2):

“Heyy!! Can you write one of those NSFW A-Z with seokmin, plsss??? I understand you have a ton of requests right now, so please take your time. Looking forward to seeing more amazing content in here (specially with my bby dk, not gonna lie)!! ♥️✨”

“Hey, could you do a A-Z NSFW for DK or Scoups??”

A/N: I love writing these! They are so fun and I really get to delve into each member’s personality and try to match what I personally think they’d be like. Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy! -ren

A= Aftercare Can you imagine? This boy lives for aftercare. Just because the sex is over, doesn’t mean the fun has to be over too! Seokmin would love to wipe you down with a wet cloth, eyeing you and your worn out body cheekily. He always offers to clean you up, mainly because he cares about you but also because cleaning you off means he gets to ogle over your naked body for just a bit longer. He also loves to cuddle with you afterwards and whisper sweet nothings until you fall asleep in his arms. B= Body Part Seokmin has a strange obsession with your thighs. You’re not really sure where this fascination originated but you’ve had to get used to Seokmin groping your thighs constantly or just merely resting his hand there. At first, you thought he just thought you had good looking legs, but then one night he asked you, very shyly, to literally sit on his face. The way he was pulling your thighs closer to his face and digging his nails into them as he ate you out...you realized that your thighs were his kink. You’re not really complaining tbh. C= Cum Seokmin is very clean and considerate. He’s not really into the whole “I’m gonna paint you with my cum and you’re gonna love it” thing. If you ask, he’ll release, carefully, on your stomach. That’s about it. There was one time where things got a bit wild and he came all over your stomach and breasts, also managing to get his cum on the sheets as well. He was super embarrassed about it even thought you didn’t really mind, and he apologized profusely. He took it upon himself to clean you and your sheets. (what a doll) D= Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Like discussed earlier, Seokmin is obsessed with your thighs. He loves any sexual position where he has easy access to them. Also like said earlier, he finally got the courage to ask you to sit on his face so he could have those sexy thighs right next to his face. The way your thighs would squeeze his head when his tongue ran over your clit...damn. Since then he’s wanted to have you sit on his face all the time but you still seem really embarrassed about it for some odd reason. He doesn’t understand your embarrassment though. He loves eating you out and taking you to paradise; it’s a win-win (no, not from nct) situation. Maybe one day, he can convince you to let go of your insecurity. E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Yeah, right. Seokmin had absolutely no idea what he was doing at first. You were his first, therefore everything was completely new for him. However, just because someone is inexperienced doesn’t necessarily mean they have a pure mind. Seokmin definitely was lusting after you for a long time, way before you both had sex for the first time. F= Favorite Position So, one time, Seokmin came home from rehearsal exhausted but extremely horny. His muscles were aching like hell so no acrobatic sex was going to happen that night. Instead, you suggested that the two of you “cuddle fuck”, where you’re both laying on your sides, Seokmin behind you. In this position, he could relax, lift your leg just a little and thrust at a slow, sensual pace. It was hot and so so comfortable. Seokmin swears that night was the most satisfying orgasm of his life. Since then, he’s deemed that it’s most favorite position but most of the time, you guys go for good old missionary. Nothing wrong with that! G= Goofy To be honest, I don’t think Seokmin would be extremely goofy in bed. He’s super sweet though. Constant kisses and “i love you”s, whispered sweet nothings and affectionate love bites. I feel like he’d still be praising you and telling you he loves you even when he’s pounding you into the mattress. He’d constantly be asking if you’re okay, if he’s being gentle enough. He’s a very sweet and considerate boy. H= Hair (How well groomed are they?) He keeps it nice and groomed, but he’s not bare. He likes having a bit of hair down there, but he makes sure that it’s not a bush. You’re grateful for that. You like that he keeps himself looking and feeling clean, in every area. I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment...romantic aspect) Oh my God. Seokmin is romantic as FUCK. He loves to take care of you and go slow when you’re having sex. Like stated earlier, he loves to talk during sex. He wants to dirty talk a little bit, but he also loves to praise your body, tell you how much he adores you, the whole bit. Seokmin is dedicated to making you feel loved in every way he can. J= Jack Off (Masturbation) This boy does indeed masturbate quite a bit. Being an idol, he doesn’t get to see you as much as he would like to. Therefore, when all he can think about is you and your sexy body but you can’t be there to relieve him, he has no choice but to handle the situation himself. The shower is his favorite place to jerk off because it’s private and Seokmin isn’t the quietest so the water drowns out his whimpers and moans of pleasure. Most of the time. Sometimes he gets a little too loud and the other members get suspicious about the noises coming from the bathroom... K= Kink I’ve already stated that your thighs are a whole ass kink for Seokmin, but his other notable kink is handjobs or just when you touch his cock period. If the two of you are making out and you decide to slip that sneaky little hand down and palm his crotch a bit, Seokmin is gone. He is putty in your hands. You have a masterful touch and you know just how to bring him right to the edge with your hand and have him begging for more. L= Location (Favorite places to do the do) Seokmin doesn’t like to stray far from the bed. It’s the most comfortable place and makes it easy if you want to fall asleep right after sex. However, he’s down for some quick shower sex or bathtub sex. The idea of pinning your wet, hot, and naked body against the bathroom tile, lifting your leg and fucking you into oblivion sounds like a literal wet dream come true. The two of you have had sex in the shower a few times and it was straight up erotic. However, Seokmin has paranoia that one of you are going to slip one of these days and hurt yourselves. M= Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) It doesn’t take much to get this cutie excited. Luckily, you don’t have to try very hard to get him all hot and bothered. If you act even remotely sexy or grope him cheekily, he’ll start getting hard almost immediately. Seokmin is absolutely whipped for you and basically anything you do has him mesmerized. Sometimes, just the way you look at him has him wanting to lay you down on the bed and make love to you all night long.

N= NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Seokmin is not into role play. He doesn’t like it and he doesn’t think it’s sexy. He doesn’t need you to dress up as something to get him turned on. Your beautiful and rather expensive lingerie sets that he buys for you is all Seokmin wants to see you changing into. However, they won’t be staying on your body for very long. ;) O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, experience, etc.) Oh yes, Seokmin loves some good oral. We already know that he loves to let you sit on his face so he loves to eat you out. When it comes to receiving, Seokmin will never straight up ask you for a blowjob because he gets kind of embarrassed. But if you get on your knees and start unzipping his pants, he gets so. fucking. excited. The first time he received a blow job by you he was a moaning mess. He didn’t realize how amazing it felt to have someone put their mouth on his cock. The pleasure was on another level. Since then, any time you offer to give him oral, Seokmin is so so grateful and he always promises to return the favor. P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Seokmin can do either, depending on his mood that day. Most of the time his pace is right in the middle; not fucking your brains out but also not teasing the hell out of you. His thrusts are perfect, nice and rhythmic. They’re powerful and deep, but he doesn’t like to hurt you. He knows how to roll those hips into you just the right way to drive you insane. Q= Quickes (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Seokmin will have a quickie with you if you’re both on a tight schedule but he doesn’t really like them. He wants time to get you worked up and get you nice and wet. Sex to him is more than just an orgasm. It’s about intimacy and making love. He really just wants you to feel loved by him at all times. R= Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) No no no, honey! You can’t take tons of risks when there’s 12 other crazy boys running around. Seokmin refuses to try anything crazy like having sex while the boys are in the house. If he really can’t take it anymore and needs you right that moment, he’ll drag you somewhere quiet (if he can find a room that’s not occupied) probably the bathroom, and maybe, maybe, have a mutual masturbation session. But again, Seokmin isn’t the quietest so he’s not really down for it. No one needs 12 other mischievous boys busting in the room and catching you in that compromised position. Seokmin would never be able to live it down. S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...) One night, you and Seokmin did three whole rounds. You hadn’t seen each other in weeks and the pent up sexual frustration finally was able to be released. You had to take like twenty minute breaks in between each round so Seokmin could get hard again but the two of you just couldn’t get enough of each other. Most of the time however, Seokmin only really wants one round, two if he’s feeling super horny. (Especially if you’ve been teasing him with texts and pictures all day while he’s at rehearsal) T= Toys (Do they own any toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Nah. Who needs them? You have brought of up toys a few times and Seokmin didn’t really feel interested. He said, “A toy can’t do anything my hands or cock can’t do.” Which... that’s not exactly true but okay. We’ll let him get away with it. U= Unfair (How much do they like to tease?) Seokmin will indeed tease you during sex. He’ll finger you and get you right to the very edge and then stop, leaving you a horny and rather frustrated mess. He thinks your reaction is super cute and he would never admit it... but he likes the control that teasing gives him. He likes that your pleasure is in his control. But, Seokmin won’t tease you to the point of tears or make you beg him to let you come. He knows your limit and will give in rather quickly, anxious to see you come undone for him. V= Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Congratulations! You’ve picked one of the loudest moaners of SVT! Seokmin will straight up go at it for you. Sex always has to be at your place because Seokmin can’t seem to keep quiet. His moans and whines are beautiful and rather melodic, not far off to what he sounds like when he’s singing. He loves to whimper your name when you’re making him feel especially good and it always makes your core throb with need. He will definitely let you know that you’re making him feel amazing. W= Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Sometimes you have to tell Seokmin to chill tf out during sex because he will go overboard to try and please you. He’s so afraid that you’re not gonna feel the same amount of pleasure as him or that the whole thing is focused around him and not you. What he doesn’t understand is that you love to please him and make him feel good as well. He’s just so sweet and so caring, he wants you to be happy and feel satisfied. You have to remind him that sex is about both of you, and both of you can have your needs be met. It takes two to tango. X= X-ray (Lets see what’s going on in those pants) Seokmin isn’t huge, that’s for sure. He’s on the longer side though. He fills you up perfectly but his girth isn’t going to be too much for you to handle. Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) This boy can fuck. He’s not a total horn dog that’s just trying to get under your skirt all the time but if you say you want it, or start acting seductive, he’s ready to get it on. To him, you’re absolutely irresistible and he’ll give you anything you want. If you start batting those pretty eyelashes and swiveling those sexy hips, he’ll be practically on his knees ready to please you any way you like. Z= Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Seokmin is a talker. After sex, he feels rather energized and wants to talk to you about life, work, and everything in between. Sometimes it gets a little bit on your nerves and you just want to go to sleep. However, after you see that handsome smile that outshines the sun, you’re willing to talk to him a bit before you both fall asleep in each other’s arms.            

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Younger post-ep ramble 6x05

If I wasn’t already excited about this episode, discovering that ‘Stiff Competition’ was written by Joe Murphy certainly would have got me there. Maybe it’s because he is a fellow Australian or maybe it’s because in every interview I’ve heard I find him utterly delightful and intelligent or maybe it’s because he is a damn great writer, but one thing is certain after this week’s episode of Younger: J. Murphy, I Stan (there was a time I might have been embarrassed about gushing so unabashedly but now I write weekly essays about fake people so I figure the shame level is zero at this point). This ep had the combination of playfulness, funny, flirty and drama that hooked me into this show in the first place and I feel like we got further insight into a number of characters, broadening our understanding of them and where they’re at. Plus kudos must be given for managing to use the title “Stiff Competition” and make the feature book “The Third Leg” in the same ep (one might even call it a riDICKulous feat…and no I’m not even a bit sorry).

A couple of weeks back I wrote about the Liza and Charles dynamic and how it really thrives on the build and resolution of tension. Up until last season it was the sexual tension and now that’s resolved there needed to be something to keep the fuel on the fire, so to speak. Cue the opening scene of this ep, with the competitive fuel well and truly lit and honestly, this whole scene just rocks my world.  We had the drama building the past few eps with Charles being secretive and while that would’ve resulted in the destruction of the relationship had it been left unresolved, it has been used to transition into this next type of competitive cat-and-mouse style tension that the characters are embracing (at the start anyway) and using to their benefit and, let’s be honest, we all benefit because it. is. HOT.

Walking into the National Arts Club party very quickly establishes Charles as well versed at such an event and I am so into the immediate retort from Liza that feisty isn’t the ‘f’ word she would choose to describe Charles setting up Mercury. That does of course come after Charles introduces her to Michael Cunningham as his girlfriend which is just so bizarre to hear but also YES. Their banter, the competiveness in the art of the schmooze, bringing her A game; the whole thing set them on such equal footing and seeing them as ass-slapping sparring partners was something I never knew I needed and could have watched an entire episode of with its feature film feel (Kickstarter for a spin-off series of nerdy espionage-style escapades but about books and authors and literary events…and maybe the odd murder to keep it interesting). 

While Liza was certainly showing that she can work a room, Charles’ reputation and professionalism was on fine display as authors greeted him warmly and Liza’s introduction of him to Meg Wolitzer as her boyfriend (seriously I’m living for these gf/bf drops) just got more and more awks as Meg and Charles clearly knew each other, Liza snatched his business card from his hand and then asked the photographer to identify him as her ‘guest’ in the pic (loved Sutton’s delivery of this and extra loved Meg’s ‘just pretend you’re talking to me’ to the rando so she could get away from the slightly unhinged antics of the editor she just met). Yet Charles is loving every minute of it and I so appreciate that now the whole Mercury situation is no longer a secret Charles is talking openly about it with Liza, evidenced by his telling her he received a message from Zane (about Mercury being highbrow/brilliant nonetheless).

Where there is highbrow there must be lowbrow (old tv proverb) and unfortunately for Kelsey, the head without a neck aka ‘a floating tragedy’, she has taken prime position in that quadrant of New York Mag’s approval matrix (can we take a moment to appreciate Liza’s ‘well it is a good picture of him’ remark re: Charles? Way to make your friend feel better but also lol and accurate). While I sympathise with how stressful it must be to lose authors, this ep once again highlights that our pal Kels is in quite the spiral. Luckily Liza has managed to pull in Chip and Joanna Gaines, I mean Hayley and Cameron Butler, who are promoting their cringe-worthy new book, ‘The Third Leg’, off the back of their New York Flip success. I heart the way this show parodies real people so hard.

I have said it week after week, but Diana has been such a scene stealer this season (Diana Trout proudly pointing out Shiplap, I don’t know why but this just made me grin). The writers keep bringing it with the lines and Miriam Shor’s delivery somehow magically seems to get funnier and funnier and her heart eyed gaze as she recounts her and Enzo’s third leg(s) (like a centipede…but also nothing like a centipede, speaking of A+ lines and delivery) was no exception. The whole pitch meeting was a bit of a train wreck, with Kelsey’s bitterness about the hot or not list spilling in, Liza’s attempt at diverting resulting in Diana railroading the entire thing and Liza wondering if she and Charles are in fact lacking the third leg (Empiriconda notwithstanding) that two home reno celebs have deemed a necessary factor in a successful r/ship (though theirs hardly seems the picture of happiness unless #relationshipgoals is taking jabs at each other through strained grins).

One relationship I am digging on every level is Josh and Lauren’s and this week’s ep gave us a mighty fine dose. Of course Lauren set up a GemmaLoves Insta and I’m 100% willing to overlook the slight ickiness of her pushing a SM account for the baby without asking Josh because it’s Lauren and she is sublime and also without it we would not have had THE film-worthy (minus the butt plugs) montage. I freaking adore that Lauren is so unapologetic about promoting stuff and getting freebies and Josh’s stance on not letting his daughter be a pusher for consumerism lasts approx. 25 seconds as Lauren points out all of Gemma’s favourite things that she will happily take back (Josh’s ‘but she loves it’ was just too good). Lauren’s declaration that both Josh and Gemma are gonna get free swag ‘and ya both gonna love it’ (the Eleanor Shellstrop vibe is strong and I approve) leads us into the shopping montage that made me want to dance around my lounge room and could sit comfortably in any rom-com from the late 90’s/early 2000’s. From ‘Baby Love’ to Josh and Lauren feeding each other cupcakes to that glorious moment of Josh parading back and forth on the pavement like a chorus boy, I bow down to Younger pulling rabbits like this out of the creative hat six seasons in, it was just such damn fun.

You know what else I adore? That throughout the series we have seen so many different aspects of Diana’s character and we just keep seeing more and more layers peeled back through her relationship with Enzo. I am so enjoying the side of her we see being open about her feelings for him when she’s around others, then the way she is with him; proud of their relationship then honest about her disappointment that they have to cancel dinner, rather than shutting down and pretending she doesn’t care. Enzo offering to buy Diana any necklace she chooses made my cold dead heart swell with the sincerity and sweetness of it all, but Diana revealing that she does not choose her necklaces, they choose her = the revelation I didn’t know I’ve been waiting six seasons to hear. Not to be dramatic but it felt like coming home.

 Side note: I’m finding the parallels between the Diana/Enzo and Liza/Charles relationships really interesting. I don’t know whether it’s deliberate or not but these two couples navigating relationships in their 40’s, trying to strike a balance between career ambition and their personal relationships, I am beyond desperate for Diana to know about Liza’s age and for these two to talk about it all tbh.

Speaking of balancing career and relationship, can we please talk about the dinner date because sweet lawd, my heart was already full from the Diana/Enzo goodness, but then along came Liza and Charles with this whole out together with the authors situation and quite frankly, I’m surprised I survived.  Bringing together the book and the earlier meeting was just so well done and the moment Hayley dropped the ‘and you’ and we discover that Charles had indeed gushed about Liza and their shared love of books as their third leg (still sounds weird and gross but totally worth it for the sentiment and post-dinner tie in), I too was staring at my screen the way Liza looked at Charles, but I was also a little bit deceased because I am romantic trash and him casually rubbing her back almost did me in.

I feel like each ep is adding another dimension to Charles this season and seeing him relaxed and candid outside the restaurant was certainly another insight into this character. The entire interaction between him and Liza was effortless and I love that it went from Liza ribbing him about using their relationship to secure the book to Charles being so frank about where it’s all at and how he’s feeling (and does anyone else hope a little bit that Charles does end up needing that room in Liza’s bed coz I am very on board with the idea of C. Brooks living in that loft for a while for many reasons). Bring on lusty Charles and I kid you not I let out a little scream of delight at Liza noting his excitement and then heading straight for the cab (yes Charles, she is just going to leave you like this). Thank you Joe Murphy for the ep and the book title combo so Liza could remind Charles competition is stiff out there while glancing at his crotch and telling him to take care of the third leg himself, you truly are doing God’s work. And I’m just all ‘round loving seeing these two adults in a relationship being flirty and lustful and open with one another.

I have to put it out there that Liza’s hustle game is so damn strong this whole ep and as she is questioned by Kelsey and Diana about how Charles is getting all these authors, I a) am very glad she does not blab, b) find it interesting that Kelsey assumes that Liza mustn’t know if she hasn’t told her and c) wonder why Liza is the only one who seems to understand that other publishing houses will be vying for books and that Millennial will lose some fair and square. But Liza once again has another potential author lined up in the musical prodigy turned conductor Gloria Rivera, but this is Younger, we’ve had lots of fun, flirty and funny, so it must be time for the drah-mah.

The moment Liza ran into Charles at the concert I think we all knew the competition might have just about run its course, and I had legit second-hand embarrassment as Liza so confidently gloated she had been in touch with Gloria ‘for months’ in response to Charles’ knowing her ‘quite well’, though Charles clearly wanted to explain further as he said he wanted to talk after the show before the lights go down and Liza needs to get to her seat. Insert appropriate amount of unimpressed for both Kelsey and Diana and it all goes south pretty quickly once Diana discovers that Gloria was the recipient of the Brooks family Arts Scholarship so knowing Charles ‘pretty well’ is a bit of an understatement.

Now I get that it must feel like a series of blows and I also get that we need a way for Kelsey and Diana to be at the axe throwing bar so that whole scene can play out, but for them to both bail on Liza and not even try to convince Gloria to sign with Millennial, I mean, you’re not going to get any authors with that attitude ladies. At this point Liza should just bail and start her own damn company, give it a great name starting with ‘M’, maybe Majesty? Mendacity? Or Mitosis and she can just expand quickly and open identical offices all over the place? Either way, Liza had no time for Charles’ girlfriend game post-show (and it is clear here that to Charles it is still just a game and he hasn’t quite clocked that to Liza this is her career being compromised).

While I think Diana and Kelsey leaving Liza to make a last ditch pitch to Gloria solo was a low blow, seeing them together, rage throwing axes while drunk (I both love and am terrified of the idea of people drinking and axe throwing in one place FYI) was pretty damn great. These two are always so messy together and Diana taking off her earrings and prepping only to have such a terrible axe throw was only surpassed by her saying that she tells people Enzo is a surgeon which is why he’s on call and Kelsey offering up that they both wear gloves. LOL. And Diana Trout peeing beside a dumpster is one thing I never thought I’d see on this show, yet here we are and her ‘I don’t know her’ and running away from the cop when Kelsey produces the axe was ridiculous and excellent and a great excuse for some chin-skin holding mugshots.

My one gripe at the mo is the ongoing distrust Kelsey has of Liza, first at the axe bar asking Diana if she thinks Liza is helping Charles land these authors and then when Liza turns up after Enzo has bailed them (can we just pause a moment to appreciate the ongoing mafia jokes since their first date and also Enzo calling Diana a jailbird and her smitten reaction. I heart it all). Seriously, this is just yawn at this point and while I get that Kelsey is scared (and thank you Liza for pointing out that she’s not the only one) surely Liza is over having to prove time and time again how loyal she is only to have Kelsey continue to question it? I know I am. Again, Liza – ‘Mitosis’. Think about it.

Our Maggie moment this ep is of course just prior to the déjà vu of Liza and Josh chilling on the couch with Gemma, a little throw-back to the cacao-induced dream from last season’s finale. But I gotta say, my heart hurt for Charles when he walked into that awkward af loft situation, because while I have no doubt that Liza is solid in her feelings for Charles, seeing your girlfriend in a super domestic looking moment with her ex has to feel like a kick in the guts. I want to bottle the look Liza gave Josh when he said ‘you two seem good’ because if I could whip that out on demand, it would be mighty useful.

The final moments of this week’s ep certainly heightened the drama all round. I feel like this episode really highlighted the insecurity of both Kelsey and Charles, which puts Liza in the interesting position of having to navigate this with two people she loves but also put her foot down for her own sake at some stage. Liza immediately quashes any concerns Charles may have about being in competition with Josh and uses the baby’s inability to talk ergo. steal authors as a way to broach the ongoing company rivalry. As Charles reveals that Gloria will be signing with Millennial, it is evident it is all still a bit of a game to him (though him saying that all he cares about is that he doesn’t lose her, ugh *heart emoji*) until his true take on it all is revealed, that he sees it all as shared victories rather than rivalry. Eeek, I tell you, I get and appreciate the dick theme of this episode but I struggle with the dick line ‘when you get to the bottom line, it’s still all me’ so much. I had an actual physical reaction to how awful this was and it certainly was not something I imagined this character saying. Yet I do think it also gives credence to the type of man Pauline said she was married to.

It felt insecure, like he was trying to talk himself up in some kind of misguided attempt to sound impressive, but it also was a glimpse of the man whose ambition contributed to the demise of his marriage. Pauline herself said that when they got married she thought they would be a team but right away it was all about Charles and she was there just to be his rock (S5E3). The difference now of course is that unlike Pauline, Liza has called him out on it and in the final second, the expression on Charles’ face (it’s gutted for those playing at home) is hopefully one of realisation that he is repeating behaviours of the past and that moving forward, we see that realisation play out and this character develop.

I have no idea how the rest of this season is going to play out but you know what all this drama and intrigue pave the way for? Growth. Liza’s growth as she becomes more sure of herself and her right to decide and demand what she wants and deserves, who she wants, what she will and won’t stand for, Charles to learn from past mistakes and work to redeem those and think about the kind of man and partner he wants to be, no character’s growth has been as glorious to see unfold up until now as Diana’s and I’m sure this will continue and Kelsey...well I’m sure hers will come. We’re almost halfway people and season six is proving to be quite the ride.

[atopearth]

Ikemen Revolution Part 6 - Sirius Oswald Route

You’ve gotta admire how well Sirius can multitask lmao, he can continue a conversation with the heroine in the carriage whilst assessing the situation outside and give orders to the soldiers on their formation etc against the Red Army lol. Gotta appreciate how much he wanted to protect her from fear by making small talk to distract her, and then afterwards, he noticed that she was still pretty scared seeing how battered the carriage was in the aftermath of the attack, so he patted her head to comfort her and welcome her to their big family with good food hahaha. I’ve always liked Sirius so I’m super excited about this route btw and seeing his actions, I’m already in love😍

I always love seeing how considerate and meticulous Seth is, decorating her room, making her feel at home, giving her a tour etc, he’s such a sweet guy. Hahahaha, I love how she’s so scared of Sirius that when she saw him pick up a knife in the kitchen or whatever, she asked him to spare her life LOL. Relax, heroine! He’s been protecting you this whole time, why would he kill you now lollll. I can understand fear against the Red Army but c'mon, Sirius doesn’t look that scary! He’s obviously cooking something for you since you haven’t eaten for a whole day! I’ll cut her some slack though, she just arrived into an unknown world with unknown people at war and there are people that seem like they want to kill her, so it’s natural to be so scared. Omgg he wiped her mouth with a napkin, he’s so subtly forward, he probably doesn’t mean anything by it since he’s probably just accustomed to taking care of people but kyaaa~~

He even baked her croissants for breakfast?!? And got her tea and fruit?! Can he be any more considerate and perfect?! Lmao, the thought of Sirius holding a watering can watering flowers whilst watching over the training of his soldiers is just so hilarious to me😂😂 I was wondering why he got her to wake up so early to watch them train, it was actually to show her how strong, hardworking and capable these guys are and how dedicated they are to their training, and how they’ll definitely protect her, so that was nice of Sirius to do, I mean showing is better than telling! LOL that a raccoon was trying to flying tackle the heroine, and it only served to create a beautiful romantic moment where Sirius hugged her to protect her, but I like it😍😍 LOL, Sirius is in charge of everything, from personnel to inventory management on stuff like cooking supplies. It was legit so hilarious when Seth and Luka were like it’s the end of the world that they ran out of olive oil and grapeseed oil to mix with the pasta, and then Sirius comes by telling them he ordered some and even picked some fresh oregano since he thought it’d go well with the pasta hahahaha. Why is Sirius so perfect?😂😂

HAHAHA, I love Sirius, he’s such a tease and I love it when they ruffle the heroine’s hair, it’s so cuteee~ Funniest thing was when he gave her jobs to do, and they were all simple odd jobs like peeling a bag of potatoes and tending to weeds, best thing was that every time he gave her a job, he also gave her a snack LOL, and they’re such yummy snacks like cream puffs etc!! He’s gonna get her fat at this rate🤣🤣 I wonder if the girl at the flower shop is someone he previously dated!😮 So funny when it was actually radish seeds that she gifted him when the heroine thought they would be flower seeds, and now he’s teasing her for being a glutton and that he’ll make her radish salad when they’re ready🤣

Lmao when the heroine underestimated how hard it would be to take care of Chutney (Sirius’ pet raccoon), I’m surprised she didn’t realise considering it nearly tackled her before lol. The destruction that the raccoon does is magnificent though, enough that Ray and Fenrir have to halt their meeting to keep their pets safe hahaha. Lmao at the heroine and Chutney bonding so well (after she got through to it since they were both picked up and cared for by Sirius lmao) that they’re even scrubbing curtains together hahaha. Lmao at the guys having to force Sirius to have a day off by using the heroine to walk around with him, it was so sweet when he told her that today was the first time in his life that he could truly relax, since he was spending time with her. He’s such a workaholic!

Well, that was the most pointless meeting between the two armies, it was legit just, no we don’t surrender, okay we’ll go to war tomorrow, see ya. Like, was that supposed to be a constructive meeting?! Seriously. The five minutes Lancelot gave Sirius to talk to him was more productive, since Sirius believes that there’s more to the reason why Lancelot’s so adamant on this war and since he wants peace above everything, he wants to know what it is to stop and help Lancelot. No idea why Harr appeared out of nowhere to kill Lancelot though… Ooh, so the Black Army had kept asking Sirius to become the king until Ray came along. I’m assuming Sirius only really joined because he wanted to save Lancelot or something?

I can understand Sirius’ sentiments for not wanting to use the heroine’s power to repel magic though, he’s right. In the end, this is war and if the heroine participates in it, even if it’s just repelling magic, she is inadvertently pushing the Red Army back and giving an advantage to the Black Army soldiers to possibly kill the Red Army soldiers, so she could be basically contributing to their deaths. I’m glad Sirius thought about that and so he didn’t want her to carry such burdens and dirty her clean hands for them when she doesn’t need to and shouldn’t. He’s so thoughtful, it kills me☺️☺️ I love Sirius, I seriously do, omg. When the heroine spotted him with the watering can during their time at war, and he talked about how the Black Army was fighting to protect their everyday lives, so if they neglect to take care of their home and to love it as sacrifice for winning the battle, then they’ve got their priorities backwards, and when I read that, I thought he was so right, so so right! It’s exactly because it’s wartime that it’s even more important to take care of their everyday since it’s at risk of being toppled!

I guess Sirius is that kinda guy huh? Someone who likes things and takes everything in moderation, so that he can stay calm and collected to fulfill his duties. He’s not emotionless but in a sense, you could say he’s become numb to a lot of things because his position doesn’t allow him to be too emotional or the morale of the army will dwindle. Which is why he’s a serious guy but also likes to joke every now and then, he tries to balance everything, including himself because he needs to be in control. Guess he won’t be able to control his feelings for the heroine though🙃 Considering how the heroine is always so straightforward, trying her best to help and wearing her emotions on her sleeve, I guess he’s attracted to how sincere she is in everything she does. But dang that kiss on the forehead was cuteeee.

Loved how well Sirius’ plan went! Omgg drunk Sirius pulling the heroine to the sofa with him saying he doesn’t want to be alone is the cutest thing ever!!!!😍😍 So cute when Sirius blushed at the heroine knowing that he likes things lively rather than being alone, and it was just so peaceful to see them enjoy a cup of coffee together watching over the others~~ But lmaoo at Seth pointing at them to the others proving that there’s something going on between them🤣 LOLL at Luka asking Seth , what does he mean by Sirius stealing the heroine’s heart, “aren’t her ribs in the way?” hahahaha, you’re so cute Luka lmaoo. LOL at the guys confronting her to ask if she really does like him and she practically immediately admits it🤣 Lolll at Sirius hearing everything and seeing them discuss happily how she’s going to win his heart hahaha, that is definitely a hard conversation to walk into😂

Sirius playing with the heroine’s hair is like the cutest moment ever. I didn’t think Harr was actually school friends with both Sirius and Lancelot though, and that Harr’s recruitment by the Tower and subsequent banishment into becoming a wanted man actually motivated Lancelot to want to mend the Red and Black barrier even more. OHHH, so the woman who sold the heroine those radish seeds was actually Sirius’ sister! That’s his family business! No wonder why he seems to put so much care into flowers and just the garden in general, he knows about them really well since his family business is a flower shop! Tbh it’s kinda crazy to think that someone as capable as Sirius really just wanted to take care of flowers for the rest of his life, I guess it’s something nice and calming, so great for the Sirius that doesn’t like to fight. It’s so cute how he still remembers that Lancelot once upon a time said that when he becomes the King of Hearts and rids of the conflict between the two armies, he would fly here and buy flowers from Sirius. It sounds like such a silly but sweet dream haha.

It must have been very hurtful for Harr during that meeting 7 years ago. He trusted Lancelot and Sirius and called them out, but instead of being listened to, Lancelot attacked him and everyone came out injured physically and emotionally from that meeting. Things had changed for them and they could no longer be the naive and simple kids they once were, especially Sirius…since he essentially gave up on his dream to take care of the flower shop in order to try and save Lancelot and Harr from whatever that is restricting them… Damn right heroine, you tell him!! Sirius, you’re definitely not an old man! You’re mature, caring and a great gentleman! Omgg, when he wrapped his arm around her and let her cuddle against him to “return the favour” of her listening to him etc since she needed some comforting, I was like this is so sweeeet!

It was so good to see Lancelot finally tell Sirius everything and tell him that he still thinks Sirius looks best in an apron and a watering can rather than a soldier uniform. You can really see how much he really cherishes Sirius. It was so tough to keep all this to himself. I was so touched when Sirius said he had found a third wish he wanted to come true no matter what (first two was save Lancelot and bring Harr back into the light) and it was for the heroine to be happy and safe and that Cradle isn’t that place anymore. But omggg, even more touched when he bought her the right sized shoes this time, I never thought he’d actually remember so well about how he got it wrong the first time, so he wants the last gift he gives her to be shoes in the right size. It’s just so…perfect. The kisses were also👌👌

Kinda wanted to see Sirius, Harr and Lancelot combine their strengths to defeat Amon but it’s okay I guess, since we got to see Sirius come all the way to the Land of Reason to pick the heroine up back to Cradle, shows how much he really wants her to really stay with him for the rest of his life😊 So cute when all the Black Army guys were so happy about her return though hahaha, the thought of Ray rubbing her head, Fenrir pinching her cheeks, Luka gripping her hand and Seth hugging her, dangg that harem sounds nice🤣 It’s also really cute how all their actions show their personalities so well☺️ Kinda disappointed in the romantic ending since it just described their kisses and that’s all, but it was cute that Lancelot could get Sirius riled up with a letter and confess his love properly to the heroine lol. Anyway, all good, the CG was super pretty so that made up for it haha.

Overall, I loved Sirius. He didn’t disappoint at all. He was mature, gentlemanly, kind and considerate, he was definitely the whole package haha. Such a great guy that takes care of everyone but is also very passionate and will give everything for his friends. Nothing to complain about in this route and I have to say, I like it just as much as Fenrir’s, they’re my top two for sure!

[baekhvuns]

Not two cats... 😏 no, you will not distract me idc about any type of cats atm! I have 3, but I don't have any MILFs 😐 unless you count Seonghwa's MILFy PCs.

Nvm, I saw Yunho's "delicious" English breakfast poor boy lmaooooo, the dry buffet breakfast, yikes. Sadly now they're in France so out of the frying pan and into the fire I'm afraid. French and British people are racist AND have awful food, pick your struggle really.

Relax with the fist Arthur 😅 but also that's me everytime I see another Seonghwa card I need to buy. I've also been buying dolls and plushies recently, I'm getting so many Ateez ones 😭 dignity has left the chat long ago. But I'm not immune to Ateez furry dolls...

Yes I bought a few binders from Etsy, but most are 4 pockets only 😐 I guess I will have to buy regular ring binders soon, but those are ugly and uninteresting even though I can decorate them I just find them pretty meh...

Yeah, general Y/N was a bad bitch ofc, but since the BB one was more realistic and the whole story was so funny (though BB Hwa is still not totally forgiven) I always come back to that fic. Also I have a confession to make, I only read Duke Hwa once - well I re-read some scenes more than once 😉 but I skipped some of the pregnancy stuff cause I always do that 😭 and tbh now that I think about it I don't remember the fic that well, the ending especially 😮 actually I'm pretty sure I've already told you that, but my memory is lacking, ahhahha

The stabbing is definitely a huge issue, don't wanna go into details but I've seen some stuff even outside my window like axes, machetes too... uhm, but yes I LOVE LONDON 😅

Aaaand that's exactly the type of loosening up I meant, heh we were like "girl, that dick got you gooooood" but good for her!

Oh the d*dd* guy teases us a looooot, also I met him irl like 10 times, but half the time it happened when I suffered from cystitis cause my bladder hates me and he even bought me some medications twice, so every time we see each other even on screen he asks about my bladder 🤡

Omg, the fake kid project, is it a legit thing though? It's like an American thing I guess cause I've never heard about it anywhere else, but it sounds like a nightmare in many ways. I don't remember that post I don't think??? Also at first I thought you meant a real child, the "fake" didn't register and I was again like "NOOOOO FUCK THEM KIDS" especially at uni ahhahaha. Reminds me of the Baby Born dolls I had as a kid they would pee/shit even throw up, I don't know why I wanted them in the first place... strange and dark times 🤨 - DV 💖

hELLO!

Not two cats... 😏 no, you will not distract me idc about any type of cats atm! I have 3, but I don't have any MILFs 😐 unless you count Seonghwa's MILFy PCs.

two cats ☺️☺️ his favourite <3 BRWNBDWKHDWK BUT LOOK AT THE CAT,,,, LMFAOOOO SEONGHWA’S PC’S R ENOUGH EVIDENCE THAT U HAVE MILFS

Nvm, I saw Yunho's "delicious" English breakfast poor boy lmaooooo, the dry buffet breakfast, yikes. Sadly now they're in France so out of the frying pan and into the fire I'm afraid. French and British people are racist AND have awful food, pick your struggle really.

THE DRY BUFFET 😭😭😭 NO WONDER THEY SEEK KR FOOD FBFBFB no bc so true 😭😭😭 the only good thing i can think of is the desserts paris has, and the STOP. STOP. SEONGHWA WILL DROP PICTURES NEXT TO THE EIFFEL TOWER SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IM GONNA SCREAM THIS IS MODEL HWA COMING TRUE IM ACRWMAINF FBWMFBWMBFMWBDMW

Relax with the fist Arthur 😅 but also that's me everytime I see another Seonghwa card I need to buy. I've also been buying dolls and plushies recently, I'm getting so many Ateez ones 😭 dignity has left the chat long ago. But I'm not immune to Ateez furry dolls... Yes I bought a few binders from Etsy, but most are 4 pockets only 😐 I guess I will have to buy regular ring binders soon, but those are ugly and uninteresting even though I can decorate them I just find them pretty meh...

added to the hwa collection im abt to rob u off ☺️☺️ omg THE DOLLS YES PLS NAME HWA’S MARS omg do u perhaps happen to buy baekhyun’s teolaegi??? one of my friends bought it and she received it today and iTS THE CUTEST THING EVER !!! ah actually pls do tell me what type of binder is the best for pc’s bc i keep my pc’s in the album and i heard that’s not good for long term so 😭😭😭 U CAN ALSO SEE SOME AT WISH my mother bought some stuff and the washi tapes from wish??? god bless omg

Yeah, general Y/N was a bad bitch ofc, but since the BB one was more realistic and the whole story was so funny (though BB Hwa is still not totally forgiven) I always come back to that fic. Also I have a confession to make, I only read Duke Hwa once - well I re-read some scenes more than once 😉 but I skipped some of the pregnancy stuff cause I always do that 😭 and tbh now that I think about it I don't remember the fic that well, the ending especially 😮 actually I'm pretty sure I've already told you that, but my memory is lacking, ahhahha

YEAH!!! general yn was cute when she was with seonghwa 😭😭☺️ <3 BRWMDBWKDBWMDHWK BBHWA YN WAS SO FUNNY WHEN SHE WAS GONNA CALL HWAS FRIENDS OVER IN THE LIBRARY AND HE SMASHED HER FACE IN THE BOOK 😭😭 SCREAMED,,, omg ik so many ppl literally hate that part bc of that and i want to delete it all so bad 😭😭😭🤚🏼 i promise i ain’t ever writing that i just wanted to fill in the words,, i can’t look at myself after that so please. DONT READ DUKE 😭😭😭 i want to erase my dark past, just read pt 1 & 2 forget 3. 🔫. u ain’t ever seeing kids in the duke universe anymore,,, mayhaps in the woo one! but that one’s a nice one ok <3 she’s so cute <3 is mute <3 and is woo’s favourite girl <3 reader can go to hell, he rly fr cares for her <3 he’s cocky asshole to the reader tho <3 this alll can change <3

The stabbing is definitely a huge issue, don't wanna go into details but I've seen some stuff even outside my window like axes, machetes too... uhm, but yes I LOVE LONDON 😅bAaaand that's exactly the type of loosening up I meant, heh we were like "girl, that dick got you gooooood" but good for her!

HELLO????;!2&;)&14)@1$3@2 LOVE LONDON JUST FOR THE PLACES NOT THE PPL 😭😭,,, oHo ☺️☺️☺️ she def got loosened up after that ☺️☺️🥰😚

Oh the d*dd* guy teases us a looooot, also I met him irl like 10 times, but half the time it happened when I suffered from cystitis cause my bladder hates me and he even bought me some medications twice, so every time we see each other even on screen he asks about my bladder 🤡

BRMQHDKQHDKW AS HE SHOULD 😭😭 PLS IS HE THE FUNNY TEASING GUY 😭😭🔫 UR FRIEND SCORED WHENS THE WEDDING IS HE GONNA CRY AT THE ALTAR HE WILL 🔫 LMFAOOOO NAURURURURUR IM SCREAMINFBFMWDH HE JUST RANDOMLY HEARS U ON A CALL AND GOES “oh hi! how’s ur bladder?” BFMWDBWK THIS IS LIKE WOOYOUNG ENERGY

Omg, the fake kid project, is it a legit thing though? It's like an American thing I guess cause I've never heard about it anywhere else, but it sounds like a nightmare in many ways. I don't remember that post I don't think??? Also at first I thought you meant a real child, the "fake" didn't register and I was again like "NOOOOO FUCK THEM KIDS" especially at uni ahhahaha. Reminds me of the Baby Born dolls I had as a kid they would pee/shit even throw up, I don't know why I wanted them in the first place... strange and dark times 🤨 - DV 💖

YEAH AN AMERICAN THING 😭😭 like some courses they do or something never heard of it until i saw it in a movie dbdbdb YEAH NO REAL CHILD THANK YOU <3 i realize i talk abt kids a lot but ive like never met a nice kid or a kid at usual 🔫🔫🔫🔫 ???????? PEE SHIT AND THROW UP??? TF U GETTING THESE DOLLS FROM THE HECK??? ANON?????

[pynksunshine]

I dare u 2 do all of the ice cream asks BictH

BINCH i willThis is gonna be long bear w me Chocolate: when was ur first kissUhhhhh December of eighth grade, kissed a rly shitty dude I thought I liked. Felt like a vacuum on my lipsFrench vanilla: how old r u 16, 17 in augustCotton candy: 3 places u wanna travel toAll of Europe (I’m going this summer!!!), New York, any warm lovely island Strawberry: a language u wish u could speakProbably french. I’m taking german but I prefer how French sounds having listened to more of itCoffee: fav cosmetic brandsOH BOY UH nyx, wet n wild, too faced, makeup revolution, fenty, urban decay, tarte, essence, god just like everything tbh I’m a makeup nerd (and hopefully gonna start a YouTube channel in the near ish future!!)Mint choc chip: indoors or outdoorsBoth tbh, unless it’s cold then indoorsCookie dough: play any instruments?Yup clarinet and tromboneRocky road: fav songs atmOof uh Cheap Hotel - Leon Else, anything Hayley Kiyoko, ILYSB - LANY, anything by BørnsButter pecan: fav songs for lifeAnything by the Beatles and the killers Cheesecake: zodiac signLeo! Toasted coconut: beach or poolFor lounging, beach. For actual swimming, poolChoc chip: most popular postOne of my cat on my second blog @adventuresofsimon-and-annie!! It’s got almost 7,000 notesBubblegum: books or moviesIt depends tbh but I’ve been having trouble with both lately, woo depression attention Pistachio: manga or animeI don’t rly do much with either anymore but animeSalted caramel: fav moviesDirty Dancing, Can’t Buy Me Love, Clueless, Forrest Gump, a lot more that aren’t coming to mind rn Birthday cake: fav booksEleanor and Park is my all time fav, The Help, Matilda, uhhhh I like a lot of booksMoose tracks: fav manga 🤷🏼‍♀️Orange sherbet: fav animeProbably ouran high school host club it’s the only one I ever finished lolPeanut butter: fav academic subjectIn general, English probably but I love psych and social politics Black raspberry: any pets?Yes!! Two cats!! You can see them on my second blogMango: when and why did u start ur blogLast year bc @oceanicasteroids pestered me so much I finally gave in Mocha: ideal weather conditions70s-80s, sunshine, light breeze, a few clouds Black cherry: 4 words that describe meCute, stupid, depressed, loving Neapolitan: what stresses u outEverything Raspberry truffle: fav type of music Alt/Indie stuff Chocolate marshmallow: fav brands of candyIdk Hershey’s probably Toffee: card game you’re good at?Literally nothing I suck at themLemon custard: do u eat breakfastMost days I do but sometimes I don’t bc it makes my stomach feel bad Dark chocolate: turn ons?Turning other people on, grabbing my ass, just like a lot of good foreplay, being loved unconditionally Fudge: turn offsCalling me names, hurting me, not reciprocating, not giving any signs of enjoyment Peach: how do u relaxWatch funny/cute shows, watching YouTube especially makeup videos, cuddling my cat, colouring Praline: popular book u haven’t read yetI never read divergent Superman: do u like sweatersOnly the big soft comfy onesCherry: do u drink tea or coffeeIf I had to pick I’d pick tea but I mostly drink Mountain Dew Kickstarts™️Dulce de leche: am instrument u wish u could playCello or piano Blackberry: have u ever laughed so hard u criedGod yes more than once and my laugh is so stupid and it just gets progressively worse as I laugh harder Ginger: a new feature u wish tumblr hadThe lil like typing thing so u can see if someone is responding Blueberry lemon: fav blogsAny cat blog, autumn tenderlesbian, lesbianhoneys, butchstudsubmit, just all the gay blogs, all my friends!! ( @oceanicasteroids@oceanwaker @solar-singularity @jumbleton @sleepless-saturn ) Almond: fav mean girls quoteToo gay to function Butterscotch: what colour r ur nails rnBare but I’m gonna paint them orange later today Cinnamon: have u ever been confessed toNot unless I kinda nudged it out of them bc I knew they liked me Blue moon: have u ever had a crush on anyoneYep all the time my guysCappuccino crunch: do u take napsDidn’t used to but lately I’ve been taking like A Lot woo school and depression Mint: most embarrassing thing u have ever doneGod I don’t know I’m just an embarrassing human tbh Brownie batter: do u like sushiNope don’t like seafood in generalKey lime: where do u want to be rnWarm n cozy in my bed with my cat in my arms and me in someone else’s arms Red velvet: do u wear prescription glassesNope 20/20 vision bitches Green tea: fav flavours of ice creamChocolate fudge brownie/brownie batter, cake batter, Marion berry pie, cookie dough, and my order at cold stone is always Oreo cream filling w raspberries, brownies and marshmallows Sorry that was so long but it was fun to answer!! 💖💖💖

[horansqueen]

i was tagged by @canadiangoober and someone else i just cant remember tbh im sorry ily! it always takes me a million years to do this lmao so here it goes.

i tag some ppl i just fucking adore : @elzaishere4harry @payneasfuck @1d-anonme @thejustanaveragefan @zayntoxicateme and anyone who wants to do it really

Nickname: Liv, Livi, Livia, Liv-Liv (please dont), Livi-Love, Via and ppl irl call me Oli.

Height: 5′4 ½

Last thing I googled: mm i think it was something on google translate

Fave music artist: Hanson, Green Day, One Direction, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Good Charlotte, Blink182, Simple Plan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc

Song stuck in my head: Slow Hands (Niall Horan)

Last movie I watched: it was “Bring It On” and “Strike” (i love Kirsten Dunst lmao)

Last TV show I watched: UnREAL

What are you wearing right now: black jeans, grey shirt with black stars

When did you create your blog: June 2013

What kind of stuff do you post?:One Direction, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, nature pictures, animals...

Do you have any other blog: yea i have many more blogs

Do you get asks regularly?: yea but not as many as i used to.

Why did you choose your url?: because Harry Styles is a legend

Gender: Female

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Pokemon team: ehh

Fave color: rainbow

Average hours of sleep: 5?

Lucky number: 13

Fave characters: Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter), Dean Winchester and Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Peeta Mellark (Hunger Games), Marty McFly (Back To The Future), John McClane (Die Hard) and Indiana Jones.

How many blankets do you sleep with: at least 3

Dream job: TV show writer or just an author really.

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A - Age: 33

B - Birthplace: Quebec, Canada

C - Current time: 4:30 pm

D - Drink you had last: Monster (white)

E - Easiest person to talk to: my ex girlfriend 💗

F - Favorite song: right now its Slow Hands (Niall Horan) but of all time its hard... probably Sound Of Silence (Simon & Garfunkel) or Aint No Mountain  High Enough (Marvin Gaye)

G- Grossest memory: one time my twins were babies and i walked in their room and it was dark but it smelled really bad so i turned on the light and Jane had taken off her diaper and there was poop literally everywhere (on the floor, on the bars of her bassinet,on the sheets, etc) even in her face and she had even eaten some. i washed everything (and her!) and a few hours later i went back and it smelled again and this time she had vomited everywhere. that was a very very bad day.

H - Horror yes or no: no way

I - In love: yes def.

J - Jealous of people: yes its one of my biggest flaws

K - Killed someone: lol no

L - Love at first sight or should I walk past again: i dont believe in love at first sight.

M - Middle name: we dont have middle names here in quebec

N - Number of siblings: zero by blood. but i have a sister.

O - One wish: to get published.

P - Person I last called: Julie (@payneasfuck) and she didnt even pick up lmao!

Q - Question you’re always asked: where did you buy your purse.  seriously guys WINNERS. or questions about my kids

R - Reason to smile: my kiddos of course

S - Song you last sang: Slow Hands. its on repeat in my car lmao

T - Time you woke up: 10:00 am

U - Underwear color: pink. dont judge.

V - Vacation: London def. or somewhere i can relax and drink.

W - Worst habit: i bite my nails and when i watch a movie that ive seen many times i just talk over them and say their quotes at the same time. i know its annoying i just cant help it.

X - X-rays: i dont remember lol

Y - Your favorite food: poutine 😭 and cheeseburgers

Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer