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I was just thinking what a cool job this might be.. what if you were just the person who makes little still images of cute animal figurines doing various activities to post on social media...? like.. show up to work and just spend the whole day like "hmm... this table should be placed to the left a little.. let me set this miniature bagel down in this way... this tiny rabbit should be wearing a scarf", setting the backgrounds, the lighting, etc. ... dream job perhaps lol...
#I'm sure it probably doesnt pay much lol#but.. maybe in some ideal world..#with my health and mental conditions and level of functioning there are VERY few Jobs I could actually EVER manage aside from#just being self employed and being able to set my own hours somehow etc... But every once in a while I come across something like this#and it's like... hrmm.... Yes... perhaps if I could align myself in this hyper specific scenario under hyper specific conditions in a#precise and predictable way and everything worked out perfectly and I had all the accomodations I might need.. maybe I could#do THAT thing then .. lol#Not just generally a 'social media manager' or something. I think that would drive me into the throes of madness#but SPECIFICALLY 'person who makes the images for the calico critters social media' and also#the place i have to go to do that is either my home or within walking distance of my home and also i rarely have to interact#with others aside from the posts probably going through some approval process and initial ideas where they tell me what#type of scene to make and also i somehow make $90.000 a year doing this for only 4 days a week with frequent sick breaks#dreamy sigh and so on and so forth and such and so on#ANYWAY........#the idea of meticulously placing little pastries and miniature crayons and stuff around all day until the scene is perfectly crafted.. SO#SO so appealing to me... like designing environments in the sims except it's real and tangible.. And also imagine having access#to the FULL library of miniature items. to me that would be just as good as owning them#Like.. I get to use them and make little scenes with them and hold them and stare at them and everything except also#they're all kept at work so I don't have boxes of clutter filling home.#unlimited access to every little miniature food ever crafted yet none of the downsides (purchase cost and storage)#etc. etc. ANYWAY ...#Chuckling confidently as I add this onto the 'List Of ''Real'' Jobs I Could Do' which is just a notebook sheet of paper with only like 5#other similarly unlikely hyperspecific scenarios scribbled down
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#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#kamen rider tycoon#kamen rider buffa#michinaga azuma#keiwa sakurai#keimichi#fanart#comics#comic#artists on tumblr#i may have watched geats only this year but happy anniversary to the episode that ruined my braincells#i still remember clear as day before watching eps 5/6 i said my friend 'maybe i'll ship tycoon and buffa#and then these episodes happened and i became a lost cause#bc they are so opposites they make a whole 360 with the whole 'world peace / destroy the system' ideals#AND THE SLOW-but-kinda-rushed-bc-final-was-rushed-lets-admit-it BURN WAS A BANQUET FOR MY NEEDS#i've checked tags after i was done and i've seen people dropping the ship while the series aired and lookā#I totally get it but i'm a clingy stubborn one#and i actually love some of their other ships too but again i'm clingy one sdfghjk#anyway tags for the chosen ones who got here ā im actually looking for mutuals to follow on my side acc so o/#it has been a lil bit lonely to have only my best friend to talk about kr in general but im a total newbie to the entire franchise orz#also TWT IS BACK IN BRAZIL BUT IDK WHERE'S THE KR PEOPLE THERE SO
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the poor little meow meow-ifictation of saionji in this fandom has got to stop i can't take it any more
#he is an interesting character yes and i like him but some of you act like he is eternally and exclusively a victim which is not true#yes he is a victim of akio and of the narrative (like every other character. he is not perticularly special in this regard)#no he is not a victim of the patriarchy (he in fact benefits from it directly at the cost of the girls around him)#no he is not a victim of wakaba (??not sure where this even came from) no he is not a victim of anthy (watch the first episode again maybe)#some of you are at all times 2 steps away from becoming the next misandry in the utena fandom person#āerm the way he is punished by the narrative for failing to live up to the masculine ideal of the prince-#-is basically just as bad as the systemic abuse he participates in putting girls throughā#good lord i do not want to hear your takes on any real world feminist issues#m#bad takes#(should probably remember to use that tag. even though this isn't really about anything super specific)#and it's not about any of my mutuals to be clear. you all know how to actually be critical of how much he sucks#AND write good nuanced analysis. shockingly you can do both. actually i don't think one is possible without the other
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in my idealized version of the books (the Good timeline), jericho and constantineās relationship is not the one aaron and calls relationship parallels ā itās constantine and joseph. in this essay i will *gets taken out by cassandra clareās snipers*
#maybe iām biased because i like that freak so much. but like.#it is implied joseph did become constantineās counterweight after jerichos death (or just the only logical reasoning)#there is no way that freak went THAT crazy post constantineās death without having his soul tied to him at least a little bit#anyway. whatever#calron#magisterium#the magisterium#and idk unpopular opinion. in the way i characterize constantine (with several implications that he has bipolar two and the entirety of the#third mage war was him in a extreme manic state as his entire goal shifted from necromancy to living forever) his relationship with joseph#is absolutely bonkers#allow me to do an insane semi canon half headcanon lore drop in the tags#with my previous hc in mind i think his relationship with joseph often flips from a friend(who admittedly indulges his worst habits#whether subconsciously or not at first) to a lover (REMINDER HES 22.)to a father to a worshipper. all in like the span of a week. FOR YEARS#joseph was likely the only person constantine trusted despite having an army of followers and vice versa#i donāt personally think constantine ever blamed joseph for jerichos death (even if in some ways it was his fault). in his mental state he#physically couldnāt.#also i never said this relationship was healthy#yall ever seen hannibal nbc. where hannibal is high key in love with will and is absolutely devoted to him above all else (even his romanti#relationships)? yeah that. and hannibal is DEVOTED to will regardless of circumstance#hey wait was does that describe. joseph and constantine in my eyes#but WAIT thereās more. who else does that describe? call and aaron. call bending the laws of physics and choosing aaron over tamara at ever#possible moment#OBVIOUSLY. before someone brings it up. yes aaron and call are written to parallel jericho and constantine so they do. they do the whole#necromancy schtick. iām just saying in my ideal world there would be greater emphasis on constantine and josephās relationships thatās only#between the lines in canon#like please can we get an actual reasoning as to why joseph is Like That. WAS IT BC THEY WERE COUNTERWEI#joseph posting#constantine madden#oh wait. the necromancy is paralleled between joseph wanting constantine back (and basically going to great length to do so cough cough#stalking a child)
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āPeter Lukas gets sent back to the regency eraā āJonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency eraā valid points valid points but i raise you
Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era
#Timelias#guys cāmon it would be sooo fun#Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since#the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight#And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much#knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so??#Jonah would love him sm#Also while I donāt think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could#Like Iām pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim couldāve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty#but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an#d also and avatar and peter just couldnāt care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking#action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnusās less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of#helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him.#Also Iām just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333#Elias Bouchard#Jonah Magnus#TMA#Tim Stoker#oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so heād probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten#while researching#the magnus archives
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Had the extremely upsetting experience of a mutual of like 6 years going off on me for occasionally making posts about supporting Harris because apparently that makes me a g n cide denier who refuses to learn and grow, with all of my views just being assumed not even from what I've told them I believe or what I've posted before, but just because I DON'T post particularly the kind of things they THINK I should be. When I pointed out how much they were just completely assuming about stuff I'd never talked to them about, I was told it doesn't matter what I do in real life or "care" about if I simply disagree with their conclusion and vote for her anyway. Like they were absolutely not sorry for the level of maliciousness they not just assumed of my character, but for some reason thought appropriate to bring directly to me before unfollowing me. No apology whatsoever for how discomforting or upsetting that might be and certainly no acknowledgment that I could disagree with them and still be a good person. I just got another even longer rant about how they fundamentally can't fuck with me because of this one thing, no matter WHAT else I do in my real life (which I pointed out that they do not know), and how I'm directly supporting fascism.
Like seriously what is it about Tumblr that makes people think they know someone based off of occasional posts? There were just such DEEP assumptions they were making of me and going off of very little or absolutely nothing. Around the time I first became mutuals with that person I used to express my personality and beliefs and talk about what was going on in my life a lot more openly, but I've significantly scaled back on doing that in many ways for many reasons. One of my major ones is privacy and the way I've had strangers outside my followers and following circles just find random things I say and dogpile me for it. I was fundamentally changed after some T Fs did that to me like 3 years ago. I also just didn't have many conversations w that person anymore (I message people in general on here like 10x less than I did circa 2018-2019, which I'm somewhat sorry about!). My point is to say I think this person felt comfortable assuming that they knew me, especially who I am in 2024 at the age of 25, much better than they actually did.
One of the specific things they accused me of was being afraid of learning and growing (because I don't perform social media activism on here like they think I should). Like AFRAID to take criticism. When again I've never received criticism from them or had to respond to any criticism on here before as pertaining to my views on... well, absolutely any of the issues they accused me of not caring about. They essentially treated it as if the only thing in the world I cared about was the US election and characterized me as the most out-of-touch liberal they could possibly imagine, because I'm not "pushing" Kamala Harris to be better (Oh?? Should I do that on here?? Does she read my blog??).
And most hypocritically what they said was that I only *sometimes* *vaguely* post pro-Harris things (I often post like 5 or fewer things in a day though?). But here's the kicker. "Because I know I'll get shit for it. And rightfully so."
Really????? Not a single person, anon or not, in my messages or in a tagged post or anything, has ever given me shit before for saying who I'm voting for. I'm actually NOT afraid of "getting shit" for that opinion, I just don't start fights with people who are anti-voting. And why should I??? I genuinely don't believe in trying to change the minds of strangers on the internet about that sort of thing. I'm just not confrontational about it; that is so not the same thing as being "afraid of getting shit." I'm not posting ENOUGH about my support for Harris, therefore I'm afraid. But therefore they can also make all these assumptions about me being their strawman for an ignorant Harris supporter.
I'm afraid of getting shit but I still post anyway? But if I weren't afraid of getting shit I'd be posting a lot more?? This is ALL based on their assumptions of what my blog *should* look like, based on what I really and truly believe. My level of posting every now and then is an accurate gauge of my feelings on complex, sensitive, global issues. Because I'm voting for the Democratic presidential candidate and I'm ok sharing pretty much just that little glimpse of myself.
I really don't think that person knows just how inappropriate and insulting that is to just say all of that to me. Like they really know what's going on in my head. Their first message began and ended with like "I'm sorry I love you I just can't take it anymore" but they clearly weren't sorry enough to try and be more respectful to me, and they didn't love me enough not to default to extremely ungenerous assumptions and attacking me based off of those instead of any actual words I've said that they take issue with.
Online radicalization is real and it's not necessarily bad because your political views can start to fall well out of the contemporary Overton window. The way you find it appropriate to treat people whose views, however common, seem to fundamentally misalign with yours... that does matter. You can't just assume the worst of everyone and then act on that in how you approach them as individuals. And then be shocked that you don't stay friends with them. You can't be confrontational with someone about an issue you've never had an honest conversation about, and then expect them to take your bad faith in them as reasonable well-meaning criticism.
I'm afraid of criticism??? I'm afraid of criticism. No I'm not. This person and I have never had an issue before where they criticized me and I got harshly defensive. It was ALL projection. The entire tone of their messages was as if all their anti-voting posts recently were somehow in communication with the occasional go-vote-for-Harris posts that I make. That's not a conversation. I don't post for your satisfaction. I don't post in "response" to my mutuals I disagree with. I just post what's on my mind, sometimes, about some things. I really again can't stress enough how baffled I am by this
#tales from diana#long post#this is not really a post about voting this is a post about online etiquette#i also remember that this person at one point when we were teenagers had a crush on me#so they might have somewhat idealized me or maybe just had respect for the good times#good conversations we had over the years etc#i still held them in regard even though some of their anti-voting posts i took serious issue w#again i really don't care to argue w ppl against voting bc really i mainly only disagree w that one conclusion#the systemic critiques that were made in those posts i don't think make them bad ppl#i sympathize w why someone might think that way#i just cannot pretend that i think nothing changes if we have dt as president again#i can't act as if im not anxious at the state of the world we're in where we're seriously at risk of that#i don't have that same level of concern about harris. i don't. i don't think theyre the same#i think they diverge in so many meaningful ways but im usually not writing detailed long thoughtful posts about it#do i have to??? for TUMBLR?? id rather not...#but i don't wish to be confronted as if these are nuances i MUST not hold in my opinion#can't stress enough they were basically calling me a g n cide denier like that's just a cool ok thing to do#i have literally never made a post about ppl not voting for harris bc of the war in gaza#i specifically haven't not because im 'afraid' but bc i don't believe in comparing those 2 things#there was gonna be a presidential election this year anyway and there does not have to be this war#if u think dems aren't doing well enough on the war for u to vote for them. i can't argue w u#but i was always going to vote anyway#again im afraid of getting shit?? ONLY this person has EVER given me shit until now#im not pushing harris enough? how tf do u know that? bc im not reblogging ill-informed posts from ppl like u?#im not PUSHING this woman running for president enough bc im not writing critical posts she and her advisers will never see#about how im threatening to withhold my vote from them. something id never honestly do considering the opposition#they kept stressing to me to about how they weren't a trump supporter when *i* never said as much to them#i do agree that not voting for harris 'supports' trump in that it benefits him overall#but i don't attack ppl who just aren't voting in that way. ok?#damn i hate being on the defensive like this
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Oh to be a cute space-vacationing hyena roaming various dimensions.
#I'm still merely enjoying fiddling with customizing things in Unity and in 3D things#I'm actually thinking of modeling basic things in Blender at some point probably#ideally first environments like VRChat worlds. then maybe objects.#no goal for 3D characters yet but who knows. no promises on anything#vrchat#vr
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I think shattered glass Transformers One would look like Orion being kind of evil from the start, plotting a forcible takeover (since he's very impulsive in the movie I think he would have long plots going on here) and D-16 being just fine with that for a while, like they were both good/lawful aligned in the beginning of the movie but then Orion starts going actually bonkers (enacting his plan and going through with all the bits D was like so that's neat to think about but we wouldn't actually do that, right, and Orion agreed but didn't mean it) and D is like hm. You know what actually I think that maybe we should calm down a little bit? And gradually picking up character development there as he realizes dang, taking all those things we thought up to the logical extreme would be bad, actually, and Orion just goes hey the world should burn and I will rule over the ashes wouldn't that be fun? Won't you join me?
#transformers one#transformers shattered glass#see i like sunshine D-16 from the staras much as anyone#i think the staggering obliviousness that maybe these fun new friends he made want murder destruction and death#until the last minute that is#is both very funny and has the potential for some very deep betrayal of the having the floor#the very foundation you'd built your world upon (orion) ripped from beneath your feet and it turns out you were imagining it the whole time#added to the oh and my new friends too? fr? they want to kill everything?#there's some of that in the movie of course but orion/optimus has elita and bee to fall back on#and then megatron is very aware that he is alienating himself#but chooses to do so for his ideal of justice#where was i. right. that is very cool but i like mine because it keeps the personalties how i feel is more similar to the characterization#in the movie#just flipped.#D-16 follows#until he can't anymore#and Orion leads#one of the fun bits of shattered glass is you can pick what bits of characterization to flip and which ones to keep#yeah that's all š
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sighā¦ wish I could have a comics mentorā¦ wait a sec I do have a friend who I *think* is gonna print their own doujin for themself, maybe I can look at them with big wet eyes for tips if they do it in the next year
#my ramblings#I do have some zines that have rougher art (as opposed to super polished) so I could possibly use that as ref#in my unreasonable ideal fantasy world I could team up with an artist and just be a writer#but alas in this world Iād have to hire one and I donāt think I can spend $6000+ (on one comic) for my own self gratification#maybe if I were rich. but Iām not#I only do simple sketches tho Iād have to figure out how to do. close-ups. detail shots. augh
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hi! is there a limit on stock/time for when the rat mechs shirt will be available for purchase? itās so cute!
fair question! i sell my art through a third party (redbubble), so unless the site goes down or I for some reason decide to take down the art (unlikely, but anything is possible) it will be available indefinitely! same thing goes for any of my art available on that site!
#hope that helps!!!!!#ahhh in an ideal world id sell enough art that itd be worth contacting a manufacturer directly & cut out the middle man#so things like stock & time would be a fair concernā¦#but im nowhere near that yet#maybe some day :ā^)#asks
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genuine question how the fuck am I supposed to do all the [gestures vaguely] the everything
#terrified of my future again :D#like. I've always said I want to go into conservation#and it is very much a passion for me but I also wonder if some of that comes from the existential dread abt it I've had since I was 9#and there aren't a lot of conservation careers that appeal to me that much#like in an ideal world I could be a zookeeper at a good zoo but those positions are SO highly competitive I could probably never get a foot#-in the door#but what else do I have going for me!!!! I want to be a writer but that won't work out as a full time profession and I find filmmaking-#-really really interesting but not so much that I'd want to do it my whole life same with acting#working with horses would be really fun but I also recognize that's a dangerous path that maybe I don't want to be on forever#and vet. medicine is off the table bc I can't do medical shit after everything and I dont want to be around animals in pain all day
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#personally: against#i get it must be THRILLING to a child and that is fantastic for them. that's lovely. it really is. and in an ideal world that would be ok#but i just think it's way too risky. especially with assholes that rock the boat#what if someone falls out? what if some kid doesn't respect personal boundaries?#but most importantly i feel like it's sending a bad message and possibly encouraging adults to do the same#which we've seen they rightfully don't like#i'm very interested to see other responses! idk maybe i'll change my mind. educate me
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People on this website will be like: "In a gay ship you don't need to have a feminine one and a masculine one! No need for sub/dom dynamics! No need for strict top/bottom sexual positions!"
And you think to yourself yes. Indeed. We are finally accepting that gay people are as varied as any other person because we're all human!
But then the bottom line of the post is something along the lines of "they can both be real men and masculine and muscular and hairy and do fart jokes and maybe have a beer belly" and you're just like oh. This is just one of those posts that doesn't view not-idealised men as men. You don't view "girly guys" as just guys. You're being progressive by saying men... get to be men. You're being progressive by getting mad at... men being depicted as feminine, rather than being progressive by just stating you don't need to enforce stereotypes onto a gay (fictional) couple.
Which btw I agree. Unfortunately it still needs to be said that gay men can be masculine. But there's a difference between that and you just being shocked at the notion that, idk, two guys who pass as women on a good day can be in love with each other and be, indeed, a gay couple and not lesbian lite.
#hope this post doesn't do numbers because I don't feel like elaborating l#I just hate how tumblr has slowly become a hell space removed from reality#where for some reason priveledged little people believe feminine gay men suffer no discrimination#and guys wearing makeup are accepted by society#you and I live in different worlds#some of you talk as if big hairy men aren't... the norm#as if muscular sweaty guys with a beard... aren't the masculine ideal#maybe it's the ideal and norm in portugal and not in the usa and that's where my confusion comes from#idk#but it's jarring going from the real world to Tumblr sometimes#some posts just look like they were written by people who have only interacted with fandom shut ins via discord in the last two years#garrett.text
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the fact that he spends all his time grooming kids into believing they're mature enough to consent and then turns around to condescend to them about how young and stupid they are and how they actually don't understand anything makes my fucking blood boil. i need to kill him
#āi'm so much smarter than everyone else šļæ½ļæ½ yeah dude maybe because you only surround yourself with literal children#of course he's also just wrong. he's not smarter than them. and the tower is not the highest point in the world.#and his āidealsā and āvaluesā are not any more real than utena's.#he just doesn't have perspective enough to see that#he thinks that he knows some inherent truth about the world. that it is cruel and therefore he must be too.#and that because utena believes in something better it must mean she just doesn't understand anything at all#and yeah she doesn't understand everything. but neither does he#and at least she's self aware enough to know that she still has things to learn#revolutionary girl utena#parallels#akio#utena#m
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oc brainstorming, too.
weak to the enemies to lovers trope, except they're both generally good guys, if not a little morally grey. the worst they really do is get on each others nerves. and boy do they get on each others fucking nerves....
(oc (drafted) lore below and in the tags)
two sides of the same coin.
Boss Ain't Gotta Know vs Mr. By the Books.
Books is based on a mix Leon Kennedy, Zane Flynt (in style choices/occupation), and Marcus Fenix. Real hardass, bottles his emotions hardcore, generally a sweet guy and empathetic. Struggles to show that, though. maybe he's that "abused dog -> learns to trust again" trope. Guy's a golden retriever who hates hugs.
Jade Smartass is based (semi) on Duncan (total drama) and (HIGHLY) on Damon Baird. He's a fucking asshole who definitely goes a little too far, but has good intentions. He doesn't get social cues nor the appropriate time to make that morbid joke-. He hates the situation, he hates dealing with others, and he tries to make the most of it. Maybe he's the type to try to scare people off because he's just afraid of getting hurt...
Mostly based on the Marcus/Baird enemies to *brothers* but these two are just very much in love with each other in the gay way. (I watched a video on those two and how their relationship grew over time. Hating each other to hugging each other once they reunited... <3) ("like two assholes on their first date" - dom santiago)
#oc lore#baird is definitely bfs on the side with cole train while dating sam (it's a poly relationship)#these two are soldiers also#definitely unrealistic fantasy world#books hides his face cuz uhhh monster or something#he's ashamed of it and it could get him killed#rule breaker probably makes him feel worse cuz 'oh the monsters are truly horrid' and he doesn't realize#no it's not an analogy for anything i just want them to be a little complex and want to include monsters#flawed as fuck but doing their best#maybe books feels almost like they're even... after the venom and bitterness.... they'll have a makeup session that's so fuckin steamy#apologies in that hard-to-talk kind of way#isn't gonna cure either of them of their bad traits#that takes some time#it's partially toxic and it's healing for the both of em#this is no ideal relationship btw lol#but i want *good* things to occur in the long run#therapy!#oh and both are assassin types#jaded works with snipers and archery#books is a commando/operative type#books can wear his mask without question bcuz of his job#jaded smartass doesn't give a fuck about dress code + there's nothing commanding officer can really do#end of the world and all that no time for discipline (and CO lets it slide)
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!!!NEW REVIEW!!!
in a fitting twist of fate, we cap off the 2023 calendar year with, coincidentally, the final cartoon of 1941. perhaps best known for its 1947 remake Little Orphan Airedale, formally spawning the ever amusing Charlie Dog, Porkyās Pooch garners its own plentiful novelty through its mixed media backgroundsā90% of which are still photographs! a tale as old as time with a Clampett-ian twist, Clampettās final cartoon with his āKatz unitā of animators follows Charlieās Roverās attempts to get himself a master: the terminally stubborn Porky Pig who wants absolutely no part in this.
#i have been waiting YEARS TO REVIEW THIS ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IāM SO EXCITED#god itās so good. maybe. yes. it might have my favorite (or at least ideal) portrayal of Porky out of any cartoon despite there being a lot#better ones out there. heās certainly at some of his most charming with those John Carey scenes oh man#and in spite of how misleading this lobby card is itās one of my favorite lobby cards#excited for what 2024/1942 in this case brings us!! thanks for your support everyone. it means the world to me#i hope you enjoy#lt#looney tunes#porkyās pooch#clampett#reviews
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