#but. yea. i fucking love bagels

[gloomy-prince]

everytime i come on yr blog i want to eat that bagel

will u consider sharing? 🥺

those are my sole food source. do you want me to starve

[crushedsweets]

i was listening to twin size mattress by the front bottoms and was like. hmm this is the most toby song ever

SO i was wondering do u have any songs that remind you of specific creeps? could be from lyrics or just general vibes yk yk

- 🌙 anon (im new here hi)

HII welcome. ok ok. so i listen to music in a very boring way and never analyze lyrics/artists/albums/etc. but for you i will try to change.

also these lryics with toby oh wow.. wow. ok. wowwww. wow. ok. wow. STUFF UNDER THE CUT BUT KNOW IM DEEPLY WARPING THE ACTUAL MEANING BEHIND A LOT OF THESE SONGS LOL. i religiously listen to love songs so its hard

toby and honey by coastal club. (my fave song rn..)

whether its from his perspective or not.. it doesnt even have to be romantic either. just his friendships with everyone around him, both from people like tim and brian seeing this SEVERELY TROUBLED kid. . . 'wide eyed..dying to get outside' feels very :((( yk. he was a kid trapped in a fucking horrifying situation all his life. or him looking at his friendship with nina. "youve got a way with me... alive and so full of life, i'm mesmerized by your love" etc. maybe jack or clockwork with the "i started laughing at the words you spoke, i kinda like you and your stupid jokes"... AGAIN I KNOW ITS A LOVE SONG but i see it applying in so many different forms of love. and i love love. also a ton of like, car and driving references which is um. lyra reference sorry

nina x clockwork and "a big brown dog named bagel" by nep

ok this doesnt apply so much to my au(nobody is canon in mine but yk)... buttttttt... yeah. ugh. this is so nina @ nat. sorry guys ive been changed. one ask always diverts my attention at the speed of light. "I like the way she bites, the way she talks, the way she looks when I smile" is just SO FUCKING NINA ADORING NAT. nina just wants to be in the most fairytale coming of age movie ya novel lovestory and she says that her biggest dream in life is to get married. she wants to take care of her lover and give and give and give so fucking much and "I'll buy you a big old house on a big old hill And I'll grow old with my baby, 'til she's dead" is so very her. of course i chose clockwork cuz 'she's tall in the knees' and 'some green in her eyes' plus im a lesbian and havent fawned over sapphic relationships in months since i began my creepypasta return. LOL

eyeless jack and "downhill" by lincoln

there r few words to describe the amount of guilt, horror, and devastation that jack feels after what he's done, all he's lost, and what he has to do to survive. he has a year of his life that he was literally possessed by a demon and went around fucking tearing humans apart and eating their remains. even as he's """recovering""" and settling into a cabin, his friendships with the creeps, trying to just feel okay. he's on his last leg, he can tell that people know he's a shell of what he was but they'll never know how warm, kind, inviting he used to be. "i went downhill at such a steep inline" ... yea he did his life changed immeasurably in a single night and it's never coming back. the lyrics "'Cause I was born into the world on a silken cloud / And I got bored of the world before I hit the ground" ... while he had a ton of pressure. he loved his life, loved his family, was the type to constantly express how grateful he was for everything that got him where he was. and then he hit rock fucking bottom because he wanted to chase a little excitement with the pretty girl inviting him to join a 'club.' poor guy

liu and "i'm not angry anymore" by paramore

i dont think i need to explain this because um..... lols... liu just wants to fucking move on. he just wants to escape everything. he wants his family back, including the little brother he'd play catch with in the front yard for so many years. but he has his moments where it all comes barreling back, and he makes real fucking brash decisions - he lost his marriage because he spiraled trying to find jeff and moved to fucking alabama. so you know.

jane and "everest" by beabadoobee

again, i dont think i need to explain this. maybe this could be mary(jane's wife) singing to jane, cuz she was one of janes main supports after her parents death. jane can only act strong for so long but she is so so so fucking sad and mourning and she was always so soft and gentle and sweet and she lost everything in a single night. she spent a short period of time filled with rage, as she would be, but her story eventually evolves into her just wanting to help others with their cases, be happy with her wife, take care of sally, grow old, make her parents proud. she's climbed mountains and is probably in the best place of all the creeps. holds her. i dont touch her character too often because i just want her to settle happily lolz..

ok thats all i got guys :3.. thank youuuuu thank youuu. sorry if my music taste is bad guys. LOL.

[icallhimjoey]

SPOILERS AHEAD!

OHHHH Joey boy is starting to creep his way under our skin now, isn’t he?!!

*vigorously rubs palms together * Let’s do this:

Something changed though. None of those three encounters happened at your flat. Didn’t feel right. Your flat was your safe little sanctuary of peace and quiet and you didn’t need boys to come in there and ruin the vibes. Ruin the feng shui of it all.

You didn’t know what was suddenly different, or why it was suddenly like that, but... never mind.

Okay, but I KNOW why 🌚

I literally giggled out loud at this:

“Okay, psycho. Hang up and text me with your fingers,” you sighed, mumbled, “I swear to God, I can’t,” under your breath and got a hesitant laugh from Joe that faded in volume before the call cut off.

Joe calling us with his fingers:

We also need to talk about the way that Joe just took our whole breaking into his house thing in stride and wasn’t at all mad about it (but like technically it’s his fault for being daft enough to leave a spare key under the doormat), and still tucked us into his bed (!!!), letting us sleep in the middle of his bed (where did he sleep???), the smiling and softly laughing, then the sweet, chaste kiss into our hair, the excessive amount of towels and change of (his!) clothes (the absolute softness of it all) (I simply CANNOT deal), oh and the way we are so oblivious to these feelings creeping up on us… not us talking about Joe to our friends at the strip club 🙈

With one leg out of the shower, Joe was quick to crowd you back in. Stepped in front of you and placed both his fucking freezing cold hands on your hips to push you back into the hot steam…

…Joe turned you around and you saw how his hand reached for a bottle of shampoo you suddenly recognized as your own. That was your shampoo. That was the shampoo you used at home.

“Joe, is that...”

“What?” he asked all innocently.

“This isn’t the type of shit you buy in Super Drug,”

“Don’t worry about it,”

And you didn’t, because the second those two lathered up hands found your scalp, your whole body turned into putty. Absolutely melted into his touch. Audibly moaned and ignored Joe’s soft laughter behind you.

(I’ll never get over this detail. Not only did he notice what kind of shampoo we used, but he also bought a bottle and KEPT IT ON HAND KNOWING SOMEDAY WE’D USE IT) *screaming*

After rinsing out your hair, Joe’s kisses on the backs of your shoulders mattered too.

His mouth on your neck mattered next.

Large hands on your tits.

His leg pressing a thigh up in between yours.

And then you felt him prod where you kind of wanted it most, but where he couldn’t. Not now.

Joe wanting to know our number (and I knew right then and there the answer he would give us), the croissants and bagels and smoothies (The Softness™️ is TOO MUCH, MAN)!!

“Yea, yea. Power to women and that, I get it. Beyoncé. Whatever.” Joe raised a hand, twisted is wrist a few times and showed you the back of his hand and his palm repeatedly.

Made you snort.

Seeing Joe do the Single Ladies dance over breakfast wasn’t exactly something you’d ever thought you'd see.

“One.” He repeated, holding up one finger to clarify. “It’s the one person. There’s one person I’m sleeping with.”

I KNEW IT.

and finally… the lasagne 😭

I can’t deal. For real, this is so real. The Softness™️ is everything I want and yet everything that makes me feel uncomfy and wary hesitant, and you are so real for writing us this way. Hits so close to home. But also since I’m older and have done a lot of healing, that new part of me really craves and loves The Softness™️ and it’s sooooo worth it to squeeze ourselves out of our comfort zones to learn to feel comfortable in the glow of it.

The Softness™️ can feel so foreign and strange and undeserved, but it’s exactly what us traumatized, avoidant girlies NEED.

we had our little moment of weakness of letting the softness GET IT US a little

[angel-bubbles]

bubbles im going so crazy rn thinking about david keeping a journal and using reading glasses when using it

he wrote about the day he met angel, every one of their dates, their first kiss, the day he told them he loved them, when they moved in together and just. everything that comes to mind when he thinks of them, he writes so fucking much about them and everything that he thinks about them.

he writes about the adorable annoying things they do and lists all their favourite things so he can keep track of it all. he describes all their little mannerisms like biting their tongue when they’re concentrating or how they puff out their cheeks when its cold.

he writes about the way they certain pronounce things differently to him. he writes about how when they get really excited or laugh too hard, they hit the surface next to them (which is often him, much to his chagrin)

he keeps this notebook so fucking hidden even an fbi agent couldnt find it because god forbid anyone sees how fucking in love this man is

i am so not normal about them there are tears streaming down my face im breaking down

i must go sit down and curl into a ball this instant. this post. i am kissing you on the cheek and promptly hanging this on my wall. i’m in love. this is so long but i’m going insane no other choice

so many things first THE READING GLASSES. give david glasses. he deserves them. second the fact that he has written about every big event between them :’) he started journaling after his dad died and he didn’t really have anyone he felt comfortable talking to but he had to get the thoughts and feelings out somehow,,, you can see him getting happier through the entries [sobs]

he started the list of their favorite things on a page that’s permanently bookmarked and he’s constantly adding onto it. there are a few things that have changed and theres a simple little line through it with their new favorite written over (they discovered strawberry cream cheese and their bagel preference changed immediately)

he also has a list of things angel has mentioned on the fly that they want to do bc he doesn’t want to risk missing anything. they’ll drop a nonchalant we should do this and it goes into the journal that night while they’re in the shower

thinking about him writing little things like “when i kissed angels nose last night it was freezing. how can they be a furnace and have their skin be so cold, i didn’t even know noses got cold like that” just being david but in journal form agdjfksh

but yea no one will ever. Ever. find his journal. it’s on the highest shelf of the most inconspicuous closet and david thinks that if anyone discovered it he would pass out from embarrassment

[psychicbergara]

I have literally not stopped thinking about the spideypool shyan thing so anything about that would be spectacularly entertaining

EEEEEEEE im so happy that you like that au :D here are the hcs i have for it:

shane was always interested in spider man and his way of inspiring people to be good. he was curious if spidey is as great as everyone says.

when shane meets him and he hears spidey say the cheesiest things in a fight against a stupid villain on a rampage named doctor evil or some shit. spidey says things like “how does it feel to get the taste of your own medicine?” or “doctor evil sir this isnt how you treat your patients, you should get your license revoked for malpractice” or even “zero out of ten stars, this doctor sucks, will never come here again. that’s gonna be your review from me on ratemydoctor dot com. do you really want that kind of reputation?” shane is just like oh my god he's a fucking dork??

but when he comforts the kids he saves by giving them high fives and telling them they’re superheros, shane thinks ‘oh he’s so much better than what people say’

ryan has always worked alone in terms of fighting as spider man, so when deadpool shows up and goes ‘what a coincidence it’s spider guy! :D’ and ryan’s immediately like 'no nope this isnt gonna work get out of my sight. also it’s spider MAN' and shane’s just like 'psh semantics.. anyways hi im shane madej :)' and ryan’s just like '.....hi shane i’m spider man'

more under the cut cause this got long LAKSDJF

they flirt a lot the first couple times they fight villains together, with a lot of antagonistic flirting from ryan's end alsdkjf

once ryan gets used to shane helping ryan so often, he’s always comforted by shane’s presence, no matter how weird and annoying he’d get

shane was always interested in spidey’s identity but if spidey’s mask was ever off, he would immediately look away and ryan was always touched and completely endeared by it

shane always calls spidey some term of endearment, and often he calls him baby, but also calls him darling or sweetheart from time to time when he’s feeling soft

shane and ryan are actually a great team (once ryan convinced shane to not kill the people they fight dkfhsk but ryan does make exceptions if theyre like horrible horrible people and he looks the other way while shane does it)

ryan learning about shane's immortality kinda scars him a bit because when he sees shane get stabbed in the chest, he is devastated and tries to save him but shane dies. but when shane comes back to life ryan is like what the FUCK i thought you DIED!! and shane is like aw darling i didnt know you cared :')

when shane realizes his feelings for spider man, it’s when he finds spidey hanging from the ceiling upside down, literally like a spider, eyes closed. shane’s just like 'what are you doing?' and ryan says ‘thinking. hanging upside down helps me think.’ and shane is just like oh. he's so stupidly endeared by him and he is so in love

but he gets jealous of that cute guy with glasses from the Daily Watcher: ryan bergara, who always takes good pics of spidey and shane automatically assumes they’re dating

when ryan realizes his own feelings, they’re sitting on a rooftop watching the sun rise, eating bagels that shane got for them, and he hasn’t felt this relaxed and at peace with anyone in a while

ryan pulls up his mask up a bit to reveal a little bit of his face, just his mouth really, and shane thinks ‘oh he’s such a tease’ before ryan kisses him on the cheek and immediately leaves to fight crime and shane is left a little shell-shocked

shane feels a bit guilty that spidey might be cheating on his boyfriend, so he visits ryan at the front of the daily watcher and he’s just like ‘hey you’re ryan bergara right? you take pics of my darling spidey?’ and ryan’s internally freaking the fuck out going uHHHH yEA trying not to be so awkward. and shane’s thinking oh man he’s even more adorable up close, i don't think i can see him get his heart broken, so he doesn't tell him alskdjfdf

shane spends more time with ryan and he’s just like well fuck i like spidey AND ryan?? maybe we could do a throuple?? LKJDFSF

and when shane finds out that ryan is also spider man, they facing a Big Bad(TM), and ryan gets really hurt and shane is so so scared that he might lose spidey. after they defeat him, ryan practically collapses and shane panics, cradling him in his arms asking if he needs to take him to the hospital. ryan says 'no i just need to go home, i heal fast.' and ryan needs to breathe so he takes off his mask while he’s in shane’s arms and shane immediately looks away, trying not to look at his face. and ryan’s like 'no i want you to look. you can look at me shane.' and shane looks down and when he sees ryan’s face he is so stunned that he almost drops him and ryan’s ‘ow, fuck dude, don’t drop me’

meanwhile shane is having an existential crisis, trying to connect the two people in his head, like ‘YOU’RE SPIDEY?? ryan bergara is spider man what the FUCK’ and ryan is like 'yea yea can we have this conversation after im not bleeding everywhere??' and shane goes 'oh fuck, sure, where do you live?' hiding his renewed panic for ryan's well-being

shane fixes him up at ryan's place and shane is still absorbing it all, but he's also like 'this makes sense. i'm in love with ryan bergara, who is also spider-man. yea, that sounds right.'

and ryan is feeling all tender and vulnerable, so he confesses his feelings and so does shane, and they wrapped up in each other's love for each other, sleeping soundly and together

WHEWWWW this got really long but i hope you like some of these headcanons anon :D thank you so much for the ask <3

[jenguin]

tagged by @twicegf ! thank u kyley ^_^

🛼 birthday - july 18 !

🛼 favorite color - lavender

🛼 lucky number - 7

🛼 pets - doggy named teddy :D

🛼 height - 5’4”

🛼 how many shoes - maybe 5 pairs

🛼 favorite song - till forever falls apart by ashe

🛼 favorite movie - burlesque (bc christina aguilera is ^_^ !!)

🛼 ideal partner - honest loyal and fun to be around :)

🛼 want any children? - no but i’d love to be an aunt

🛼 ever been trouble with the law? - never

🛼 favorite swear word - fuck but whore is fun too

🛼 bath or shower - shower

🛼 what color socks are you wearing - blue fuzzy socks w snowmen on them

🛼 favorite type of music - indie or pop rock

🛼 how many pillows do you use? - two

🛼 preferred sleeping position - on my side hugging a pillow

🛼 what don’t you like when you’re sleeping? - my brother always paces and his footsteps are so heavy smh

🛼 usual breakfast - bagel or honey bunches of oats

🛼 ever tried archery? - yes but i’m not good

🛼 favorite fruit - grapes

🛼 any scars? - some on my knees from when i was a kid and some on my hands

🛼 are you a good liar? - if i decide to lie ahead of time but not on the spot

🛼 favorite type of girl - girls who are really passionate about something/they don’t take themselves too seriously

🛼 favorite drinks - peach milkshake

🛼 left handed or right - right

🛼 favorite food - i honestly like anything w a good sauce tbh but pasta is a fav

🛼 are you messy or clean? - fairly clean

🛼 most used phrase - i like saying lol out loud

🛼 how long to get ready - depends on where i’m going but i’m usually pretty quick

🛼 do you talk to yourself? - i didn’t before covid but now i am my own bff and do it all the time

🛼 do you sing to yourself? - only when i’m alone like in my room or in the car

🛼 are you a good singer? - imo sure but idk about anyone else

🛼 biggest fear - needles

🛼 are you a gossip? - little bit yea

🛼 hair length - shoulder length but getting it cut soon

🛼 favorite school subject - english/philosophy/math

🛼 introvert or extrovert - extrovert

🛼 what makes you nervous? - when ur trying to get somewhere in a busy city and u don’t know which street to turn down T_T

🛼 first crush - this guy who played baseball at my hs but then i realized i only liked him bc he liked me rip

🛼 piercings - regular ear piercings but i want a nose piercing

🛼 how fast can you run? - regular speed? idk

🛼 hair color - dark dark brown

🛼 eye color - brown

🛼 what makes you angry? - when ppl think they’re more important than everyone else/ppl that can’t listen to others or compromise

🛼 do you like your name? - yes :) but not my middle name it’s boring

🛼 would you rather have a boy or girl child - girl if i had to pick but i don’t think i want kids

🛼 strengths - i think i’m nice and easy to get along with and i’m pretty calm/level headed

🛼 weaknesses - procrastinator x1000

🛼 bedspread color - black

🛼 room color - turquoise

tagging @doggypuppy @cashcows @jjbella @contvrbatio @angelery @froglegsz + any other mutuals who want to do this ^_^

[aliceaddellheidde]

Fatum

A/N: This is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club Lucky in love. March 2 - Big Break

WORDS: 1154

WARNINGS: swearing, kinda mind control

PAIRING: Bucky Barnes x reader (eventually) {Soulmates AU}

DISCLAIMERS: Endgame happened, but only Thanos and his peasants died. English isn´t my first language so sorry for mistakes.

Moi, Rai and Parca are genderless & are using they/their pronouns.

This is soulmates au. When you get tattoo, your soulmate gets it as well on same spot. It glows when you touch.

This is multi-chapter story. 2/19

Gif from here

Divider by @rainbowkisses31

„How was your mission with boys yesterday?” Wanda asked. „Good. Bucky was annoying as always. Gosh, how I would like to give him piece of his own medicine!” Wanda and Natasha laughed with you. You had girls night, with face masks, nails painting and gossiping. „You actually can do that.” Nat smirked. „How?” „Wanda can help you. With her magic thingy.” „And what exactly we should do?” you asked. „You nothing just repeat what she will tell you.” You were looking at her wide smile. „No. I can see your evil plan Nat.” „Oh c'mon! It will be fun! And Wanda has no problem with it, right?” She shook her head. „You promise it will not be anything too crazy?” „Yop.” „Ooooooookkkkkeeyy then.” „Yeas!” Nat squealed and they both threw themselves on me. „I hope I´ll not have to kill you.” „Don t worry. Now lets finish movie.”

„Parca, what did you do?!” Moi screamed at younger sibling. „Nothing!” Then disappeared in silver mist before Moi could throw something. Rai looked at them. „Come, it´s time to wash our masks off.”

Next morning you let Wanda in your head and walked to the kitchen. Bucky was already there, preparing his breakfast. „I didn’t know you are fan of Jews.” you said. „What?” he looked at you, surprised. „Bagel. It is a bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland.” „Cool.” He opened fridge and took out a butter and ham. „Did you know it takes 21 pints of milk to make a pound of butter? Interesting right?” „Not really.” „It also has vitamins D, E, K and A.” you said, dancing like cheerleader. Bucky laughed, watching you. „Wanna some tea?” „Second most consumed beverage on the planet – after Water? Sure, why not.” You ate in peace, which was surprising.

„Why is music so loud?” Bucky asked when he came to gym only in his shorts. „Listening to music while exercising can improve work out performance by 15%.” „Turn volume down. I can´t concentrate.” „But it´s helping me. You don’t wanna me to be healthy, strong and flexible?” „You have headphones. Use those!” You stuck your tongue at him, but obeyed and started your routine. What you didn’t see was Bucky staring at you. After 30 minutes on treadmill you moved to rowing machine. Letting your mind wondering in imaginary world you hardly felt tap on the shoulder. Only when Bucky repeated it, you turned to him. „Hey, what's up?” you gave him wide smile. „You're like Maria Sharapova.” he growled, his eyes wide. „I'm sorry?” you asked innocently. „Grunts too much.” „Makes you hard sergeant?” He was breathing shallowly and you felt your cheeks getting warmer. What was Wanda doing? „No. Just be bit quieter.” Then he turned and quickly went back to his punching bag. „I'm still not as loud as Michelle Larcher De Brito!” you screamed behind him and with smug smile you watched as he hit the bag and it fell on the floor.

„I'm not really happy about it, dear Moi, but Parca´s plan somehow works.” Moi looked at Rai sitting on trampoline and frowned. „I had nice dinner preparing on mind for them. To give them some domestic vibe. Not Y/N teasing Bucky like this!” Rai just shrugged and jumped on jumping mat. You screamed and startled Bucky as well. „What the hell Y/N?” „Trampoline moved by itself. We have ghosts here Borky. Save me, please?” You hugged him around waist and he stiffed. „If you will stop being so annoying with your random trivia. I still don’t understand how you can hold all of them in head.” „Ok, but only for today.” You stood up, took your water bottle and was ready for another machine when your next words left you in shame. „Do you know that the more muscle mass you have, the more fat your body burns while resting? I looove your muscles. Make me weak.” You realised what you have done when Bucky turned red and Wanda´s voice spoke in your head. „Run Y/N, RUN!” And that's what you did. Bucky was shouting your name and profanities in gym. „Run Y/N, run, run.” „Why are you speaking to yourself?” Wanda laughed in your head. „Shush you!” After few minutes you ran into her room, locking door behind you.

„What was that Wan? Now he's thinking I´m horny mess from him! For him!” „And you are not?” „Not at all! He's pesky, provocative, arrogant little bitch!” „Hmmm, I think he's not little. More like huge and has good package.” „Wanda!” She was laughing so much she started crying. „Don´t you have Vision for that?” „Yes. But I can have a look. You know it means nothing to me. I want only the best for you, even if Buck isn't your true soulmate. You still can have fun.” You sighed and sat next to her. „I envy you and others. I wished tattoo would appear on my skin for so long, but until now nothing happened so I decided I will do it myself.” „That's great! Whoever it is, I bet they will love you.” She wanted to hug you but then pulled away. „Sorry, but you really need shower.” You said your byes and went to your room.

You didn’t realized you fell asleep, but knocking on your door woke you up. When you opened it you met Bucky in red Henley and jogger pants. „Want something to eat?” he asked. „What?” you said taken aback. „Food. Dinner. Others left, so it´s just us.” „Coming.” You quickly put fluffy socks on and followed him to kitchen.

„Wanna some bolognese spaghetti? Or something else?” „Spaghetti is fine. Red wine?” „Why not?” You both smiled at each other as Bucky was preparing sauce and you were putting pasta in pan. Then he was cutting meat while you sat on counter, watching him. „Wanna watch something?” you asked him. „I heard Witcher is good.” „Oh, it is! Henry Cavill is there and he's sexy as fuck with his long white hair, yellow eyes and that dreamy hairy chest. Don’t forget his ass and thighs!” Bucky looked at you with raised eybrows, smirking. „What?” „I really don’t wanna your ramblings about him.” „Why? Afraid you can't compete with him?” you grinned. „I'm much better.” He stepped between your open legs, his hands on sides of your thighs. His face was closer and closer until you heard sauce bubling on stove. „We don’t wanna burned food. Right, Borky?” You handed him two plates and he put pasta, sauce and cheese on them. „To the movie room!” „And beyond!” You couldn’t stop laughing as you took wine bottle and followed him.

You ended watching half of season one and then fell asleep on Bucky´s shoulder.

Moi and Rai were on chairs happily looking at their hardest case. You two were on good way to your destiny after all.

[subwonwooagenda]

Bets On Love | 1

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Pairings: Jeonghan X Seungcheol

Story Warnings: eventual smut, mild angst, Cheol is a bit of a bitch at first, there’s a happy ending i promise

Jeonghan’s day started out as any other day, he woke up at 7 am, got ready for his new job at the floral shop, and after chowing down a bagel he walked to his job. So he believed that today would be an ordinary day, but he didn’t know that his day was about to be flipped on its axis.

Around the end of his shift, he started to hear loud voices outside. Being the nosy boy he is, he perked outside the shop window to see who was outside. He spotted six individuals, each of them sitting on or standing by a motorbike and clad in leather jackets that said ‘Seventeen’ on the back. His eyes raked over each of them, taking in their tall figures, but he didn’t pay attention much until the last person. Jeonghan swears he’s never seen a more handsome man. The man stood at around five foot ten, he had silver hair that looked like it was styled professionally, had dark brown eyes and he had a smirk on his face. Jeonghan couldn’t help but stare at this man up until the mans brown eyes moved to lock with Jeonghans silver-contacted ones through the floral shop window. Jeonghan gave a gasp and instantly looked away, occupying himself with drawing on a piece of paper, not noticing the handsome man nudge one of his friends, pointing at Jeonghan’s figure through the window. If he did, he would of seen how they smirked at each other and slid off their bikes, all six of them starting to make their way into the floral shop.

Seungcheol was a man who liked new things, and the man he locked eyes with inside the floral shop they were parked by was new to him. He knew of Joshua, the man who his friends, Mingyu and Hoshi, loved to annoy, but he has never seen this new man. He liked what he saw, at least. The man was dressed in a pink sweater, slightly hanging off his shoulder to expose his smooth, fair skin, he had a pink beret on top of his dyed white hair and had soft pink makeup littering his eyelids. Needless to say, this adorable man certainly peaked Seungcheol’s interest. He turned to Wonwoo, who was sat on the bike next to him and nudged him, “When did the floral shop get a cute new worker?” He asked him. Wonwoo shrugged, turning to the man Seungcheol pointed at, smirking as he raked over his body, “I don’t know, I thought it was just Josh. He is cute though.” Both of them nodded until a voice piped up from next to them, “Way too cute to go for you.” Wonwoo and Seungcheol turned instantly, locking eyes with a smirking Chan. Seungcheol rolled his eyes, “Oh yea? What makes you think I can’t get him?” He asked the cocky younger. “Have you seen yourselves? You’re the personification of the word ‘scary’, if the cute flower guy has any sense, he’ll stay away.” Chan teased them, gaining the attention of their other three friends, Hoshi, Mingyu and Seungkwan. Wonwoo’s smirk grew wider, eagerly tapping Seungcheol’s shoulder, “Lets make a bet then. If you can get him to go out with you and sleep with you by the end of the month, I’ll give you my card to spend on whatever for the day, and I’ll clean your bike for three months.” He said confidently. Seungcheol smirked, instantly shaking Wonwoo’s hand, “Oh, you’re so on, dude.” Neither of them noticing the disapproving look on Seungkwan’s face until he spoke up, “Are you two stupid? You’re making a bet about a human being that you guys don’t even know. That’s fucked up.” He scolded, sighing as they rolled their eyes, “Oh, Kwannie Hyung, you’ll understand when you’re older.” Chan said as they all got off their bikes. “I’m older than you, fucker!” He yelled. They all laughed and made their way into the shop, Seungcheol smirking with a new found goal.

Jeonghan didn’t know what to do with himself, he was standing there with these six good looking men walking around the shop to pass the time. He wasn’t alone, per-say, he had his best friend Joshua, who gave him the job, in the back room, prepping some floral displays, but he wasn’t about to call him out there just because he was a bit intimidated, he could only imagine the teasing he’d receive. He was too busy imagining things that he didn’t realize the man he was staring at was standing in-front of the counter.

He jumped as the man let out a whistle, waving his hand infront of Jeonghan’s face, “You good? You were staring into space.” He chuckled, and it was then that Jeonghan decided he has a favorite voice. “Oh..yeah, I’m okay.” He says shyly, not being able to look him in the eyes for longer than a few seconds. Seungcheol kept his smirk, about to say something else until he was rudely interrupted, in his opinion, by Hoshi and Mingyu. “Hey! Is Joshua here?” They ask the pretty boy behind the counter. “Josh? Yeah, he is. Let me go get him.” He says, walking to the back room, while Seungcheol glares at the two smirking men next to him.

“Josh?” Jeonghan asked, looking around for his friend. “I’m here.” He heard a voice call from the connected greenhouse. He peeks his head through the door, smiling at his best friend, “Hey, there’s some guys outside, two of them wanted me to come get you.” He shrugged at Joshua’s confused look before leading him back with him. Joshua openly groaned in annoyance when he saw the two wide smiled men that were leaning on the counter, but he couldn’t blame Jeonghan, he didn’t know. “Hoshi. Mingyu. Can I help you two?” He asks in his customer service voice that lets people know he’s only saying this because he has to. The two men smirked happily, Hoshi flinging an arm around Joshua’s neck, “Nah, baby, we just wanted to see our favorite boy!” He said, happily tugging him away from Seungcheol and Jeonghan. He knew that the bet would be impossible if Joshua was involved, so they decided to distract him in the best way they knew how. Annoyance.

Seungcheol turned back to the man, smirking softly, “I apologize for my friends, they’re a bit...slow.” He chuckles, ignoring the way his brain memorizes the giggle that the man let out. Jeonghan smiled softly, “It’s okay. Can I help you find something?” He asks him, remembering that he had a job he was supposed to be doing. Seungcheol chuckled and nodded, “Actually you can. You, me, date tonight at the new Italian place that just opened up. What do you say?” He asks confidently. Jeonghan looked like a fish, opening and closing his mouth in disbelief. He’s never been asked out before, he didn’t know how to act. “Uhh...I..I don’t even know your name..” he stutters out. Seungcheol chuckled and leaned a bit closer, “My names Seungcheol. What’s yours, babe?” He asked him. “Uhh...Jeonghan..Yoon Jeonghan.” He said shyly, a pink blush accenting his pink outfit. “That’s a pretty name.” Seungcheol said. “So? About that date?” He smirked, teasingly running his fingers through the white hair that was styled over Jeonghan’s forehead. ‘I’m so winning this bet’ he thought to himself, not noticing the man storming towards them.

Joshua was distracted, like they wanted, for a few minutes at least. Until he grew bored of answering Hoshi and Mingyu’s questions on what flower is what and trailed his eyes to Jeonghan, who currently had Seungcheol’s, who Joshua openly hated, hand under his chin. He gasped as he caught the last thing Seungcheol said and instantly moved out of Mingyu’s grasp, storming over to his friend, pulling him behind him. “No way in hell am I letting YOU anywhere near Jeonghan, S.Coups.” Joshua growled, refusing to call Seungcheol by his actual name. Seungcheol’s smirk instantly fell upon seeing Joshua. “Josh..what a pleasant surprise.” He said through gritted teeth. He was annoyed that his fingers couldn’t continue touching Jeonghan’s smooth skin but he told himself he was only annoyed at the interruption to his bet. Joshua glared at him, keeping the confused Jeonghan behind him. “If you don’t mind, Josh, I was having a conversation with your lovely new worker.” He said, throwing a wink towards Jeonghan, chuckling when he blushed harder, hiding himself behind Joshua. “Yes. Key word: Was. Now you’re not. Great story Coups.” He said harshly, “You’re gonna ask him on a date, butter him up, convince him to sleep with you and then you know what you’ll do? You’ll vanish. It’s all you ever do.” He growled at him. Seungcheol rolled his eyes, his annoyance growing larger, “Last I checked, Jeonghan’s an adult, is he not? He can make his own fucking choices, Joshua. So let him decide.” He said, standing up from leaning on the counter. “What do you say baby? You guys close in 20 minutes, how about you and I get on the back of my bike and I can take you out? Hmm?” Seungcheol asked, the five of his friends standing behind him.

As much as Joshua hated it, he knew Seungcheol was right. Jeonghan was 22, he was an actual adult who lived by himself and made his own choices. So with a defeated sigh he moved from infront of Jeonghan. “Sadly, he’s right. It’s your choice, Hannie.” Joshua said. Jeonghan didn’t know what he should do. One one hand, he refuses the charming man he just met who was clad in leather and he stays the same boring Jeonghan, on the other hand, he goes on the date, knowing that if he did then things about his life would change. Was he scared? Yes he was. He’s never been on a date, let alone talked to more people than Joshua and the occasional customer. He does know one thing, he doesn’t like that. He doesn’t like being the loner who was only popular because he was pretty. He wanted to be social and take risks and it seemed life was handing him the scariest risk he could take.

With a sigh, Jeonghan nodded his head. “One date, to see how it goes..okay?” He doesn’t know who he’s asking, himself, Seungcheol or Joshua, but both men nodded. Seungcheol smirked, “One date.” He said, smirking as he leans back against the counter. Joshua sighed softly, “We’re closing soon, if you want to go get ready to leave.” He said to Jeonghan, who nodded and hugged him. As he left to the offices, Joshua turned to Seungcheol with a deadly glare on his face. “I swear to god, S.Coups. If you hurt him, in any way, shape or form. I will personally kick your ass. You better make this the best date he’ll ever have.” He said seriously, never breaking eye contact with Seungcheol. Seeing how protective Joshua was made him wonder. Who was Yoon Jeonghan? Why did he have Josh this concerned? Seungcheol pushed his thoughts away, nodding his head, “Yeah, yeah, he’ll be fine Joshua. Don’t let your hair go gray.” He rolled his eyes. Joshua shook his head, turning to head back to the offices as well.

Seungcheol watched as the office door closed behind him, “I will personally let Joshua beat your ass when they find out this is all a fucking bet.” Seungkwan growls, extremely pissed at his friends. Hoshi nodded his head, “Yeah...I was for it until I saw how serious Josh was..maybe you guys should call this off.” He said. Wonwoo shrugged, “It’s Cheol’s choice. What do you say, bro?” Seungcheol thought for a bit, coming to the conclusion that Yoon Jeonghan was nothing to him. Just another number to add to the list, and he would be damned if he let this bet slip through his fingers. “It stays on. By the end of the month, Wonwoo’s card will be in my pocket and my bike will be cleaned. I’m fucking winning this. And don’t you dare say a word about it to them.” He told them, not noticing the disappointed looks Hoshi and Seungkwan gave him.

[chaoticspacefam]

2020 In Review: Wordcount Tag

I was tagged for this by @actualanxiousswampwitch​ , thank you! I’m not sure who’s already done or been tagged for this cause I am, once again, late to the party LOL but I shall (no pressure and sorry if you’ve already done it!) tag: @rainofaugustsith​ , @darth-bagel​ , @thatmmolesbian​ , @thelastenvoyyy​ and anybody else who wants to do this. Yes, I promise I mean you!

Words: 45,314

Published: 0 (I’m not counting the couple of Six Sentence tags I’ve gotten, they’re snippets of an unfinished piece & are included below instead :), or roleplay replies, cause that feels like cheating lol.) I actually wrote a lot more than I thought I had, this is a rough guesstimate as well, as my oneshot WIPs tend to be all over the place across something like 6 different documents, some of which have existed since 2018, so I had to guess at how far up to count from the end for some of them, but I think it’s a fair guesstimate XD I also have included lore/worldbuilding docs in this because that was a 3-month long Lockdown 1.0 Boredom/”Canon is a trash fire so I’m ignoring that and making up my own lore” passion project and I’m goddamn proud of how much I wrote for that. It’s the most I’ve written in one stretch (think I finished it over a span of 3 nights or so, once I’d done all the research and made all the notes ofc ^^)

Not Published: 45,314

The Breakdown:

swtor - 45,314

for creeping shadows (my main longfic/part one of the subterfugeverse series) - 1,553  - Aria, stop being difficult! *shakes fists* XD

oneshots - 16,223

lore/worldbuilding (for subterfugeverse naturally) - 23,001 (is this ALL tomato alien lore? pretty much, yes, yes it is :’D ~400 words is “the WIP reworked timeline to correlate my worldbuilding with the canon timeline that was released”, but 98% is just...me thinking way too much about Purebloods and how they deserved way better goddamn lore. I blame @fluffynexu ‘s amazing tomato worldbuilding posts,  reading them when I went looking for “canon” lore one day for the rp is what got me started down that rabbithole (it’s awesome and if you haven’t already you should totally go check hers out too :DD), I had a “fuck you then canon I’ll do it myself too >:L” moment and once I started I couldn’t stop until I’d crapped out literally over 20k words on the subject *whispering* thank you LOL)

zephyrverse au bonus oneshots - 4,537 (stuff I wrote to fill in time gaps or “just cause I had a plot bunny”, relating to mine and k-christine’s zephyrverse au rp. None of these will likely be posted publicly, but they still deserve to be counted as words I wrote this year :’D

As you can see, most of my “muse” this year came from sporadic oneshots :’D The Ahaszaai twins also properly plot-bunnied their way into my brain in late 2019 and haven’t stopped making a nuisance of themselves the whole fucking year. Every time I tried to carry on with a chapter, one of the two of them would pop up like “Nooo write about ME! pay attention to ME!” - Yes, Ni’kasi, I will get to you this year, I promise XD

New Things I Tried:

Just Writing. Not worrying about whether “it wasn’t part of the next chapter” or “it comes from a part in the story that I’m nowhere near close to posting yet”. If I felt like writing something, or for a specific pairing/feeling/scene, whatever. I wrote until I ran outta muse juice. Yeah, it meant I didn’t technically “finish” anything this year BUT - the important thing is I wrote stuff. and that’s all that really matters, eh? :’D

Polyam ships! May not seem like a big deal but I spent a long time talking myself out of them because of internalised toxic monogamy and finally saying “you know what, fuck it! I can ship three or more people together and it can still be a perfectly wholesome, healthy and loving relationship and that’s okay” was a BIG thing for me this year.

Dialogue Scripts: which I didn’t count as wordcount because really it’s just word vomit of general tone/inflection and dialogue that I came up with right before falling asleep which I didn’t want to lose. Basically, if an exchange or a particularly punchy or moving line of dialogue popped into my brain but I wasn’t ready to write the whole scene that it fit into out, but didn’t want to forget the line(s). I wrote it out in movie script/script-style roleplay fashion e.g. Character’s Name: (emotion, hand gestures etc.) [Dialogue here] and so on. I know this is probably a well known trick of the trade, but I never took it seriously until this year. Seriously, do it. It’s great.

Favorite Thing I Wrote:

Hmmm, a snippet for Andronikos/Ni’kasi that I started this week which isn’t posted yet (saving it for this week’s Six Sentence Sunday so look out for it! :D) was pretty fun to work on, I love their dynamic and Kas is suprisingly fun to write for.

Also the Aria/Vano proposal scene that I posted a snippet for the week before last. I’m having great fun with that scene, and I really enjoy putting a non-serious spin on the classic “proposal scene” tropes. Can’t wait to finish it, though it may be a while before the full one goes up on AO3, as it depends whether it ends up fitting in as part of the mainfic or as an additional oneshot

And I have a D’leah/Kissai oneshot that I need to give another once-over before I finally yeet it onto AO3 and Tumblr for you guys to see :’D

Favorite Fic I Read:

@sleepswithvillains Eleanora/Quinn fic, Helplessly Hoping. I’m horribly behind on chapters and I gotta catch up and read the finale this week, but it’s been a helluva great ride and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the story! <3

Also The Invitation collab with @tishinada featuring Zas and Fiona had me squealing, I can’t wait to catch up on HH and see more of these two, they’re adorable ;-; @a-muirehen​ ‘s Relu/Merkara series of course! I’m a complete sucker for (friends to lovers to in Ariano’s case but yea pfpfpf) enemies to lovers ships and these two are just so good, I am on the edge of my seat every time we get a new snippet for them, ngl (grimace emoji) @darth-bagel ‘s Sylvas/Graz’zt and Sylvas/Liz/Rilfaen snippets which they’ve been spoiling me with on Discord @mercurypilgrim ‘s Ven’fir/Quinn AU oneshots, Cloudbank (Western was a particular favourite, but all are very good!) and of course @rainofaugustsith ‘s Lana/Viri updates are always fantastic, some personal favourites from this year were Almost There & Memory of Healing :3 (I totally still go back to read Commander & Advisor too sometimes, getting to see Viri be a little diabolical and messing with “MiNiSTeR LoRMaN!” was and still is my favourite thing XD)

If I’ve left you out I’m sorry!! These were the ones that stuck out in my memory, but I’ve loved everyone’s writing this year, it’s been great :3

Writing Goals:

to actually finish and post chapter 8 & 9 of Creeping Shadows. Then we’ll get to the meat and potatoes of the story and maybe Aria will stop being a brat and fighting me every time I try to stick to a semi-regular update schedule Get off my butt, finalise the name and get started on Ni’kasi’s part of the Subterfugeverse story. Maybe run the updates in-tandem with Creeping Shadows but idk if I want to wait till after CS is done before I start posting Kas’s side, or do them side-by-side yet, we’ll see ;) Keep writing! I know better than to pressure myself by setting a specific word count goal, that’s never worked well in the past

At least 2 chapters of each of the works mentioned above would be great though, more would be better! We’ll see how I go

Words of Thanks:

honestly, to everybody in the fandom I’ve met this year. Anybody that I follow, thank you for being there and engaging with me and/or posting amazing content for me to look at! I came over from deviantART where the SWTOR fandom is incredibly small and generally quite inactive and the contrast since moving over here has been incredibly uplifting. I very nearly cancelled Creeping Shadows and stopped posting fic for my SWTORverse altogether because I got next to no engagement on dA and it was very disheartening to the point where I felt I could enjoy the game and the rp partners I had, but the solo projects I’d put so much thought, time and love into already weren’t worth continuing. You guys took that spark and kept it going and I really don’t have enough words to say how grateful I am for that. Even if I haven’t published much this year, making posts on this tumblr, interacting with everyone and working on lore, plot points and so on for Subterfugeverse has kept me going through the Hellish Year of Nightmares that was 2020 <3

to the amazing new friends I’ve made in this past year, who have listened to me ramble about headcanons, character backstories, writing snippets (and rambled/sent some back), keep being awesome: @walk-ng-d-saster , @darth-bagel , @kyber-heart , @deepseacritter , @thedinalixlegacy to further friends and meme tag buddies, I get so excited every time I see a mention for a new meme or ask game in my inbox, so thank you!! : @mimabeann , @palepinkycat , @a-master-procrastinator , @raven-of-domain-kwaad , @actualanxiousswampwitch , @thatmmolesbian , @a-muirehen to my regular commentors/rebloggers/likers/askbox lurkers, I see every one of you and every time your users pop up I grin like a kid in a toy shop: @starlightjedi , @sparkles-and-rust , @wilvarin-chan , @sunsetofdoom , @ask-an-andalite , @thelastenvoyyy . @lyrishadow and more because Tumblr only goes so far back and I have the memory of Swiss Cheese. If you regularly comment, like, reblog, or anything, from me, know that I see you, and I love and appreciate you for it! <3

I couldn’t possibly remember to tag everyone and I promise if I missed you out it’s not because I hate you! Anxiety just sometimes be a bitch and I don’t wanna look like a clown calling someone a “friend” if I’m not explicitly sure we are, in fact, friends. I think you’re all awesome and I’m so glad to have moved over here and met you all <3

[ciggylungz]

Hormones

BUTTERFLIES AND BANDAIDS- chapter 3

Hormones

••

Harry walked into his best friends house at 10 in the morning, a pleasantly chilly day out with a cinnamon bagel in hand for her, and felt a small smile creep on his face as he was greeted by the typical chaos in her home. Kids running around, her mom trying to get everything done, she's a miracle worker, he swears by that. She manages to keep the chaos in some sort of order where regardless of the games of 'im not touching you' , dirty diapers, and tying of shoes needed she always gets everything done on time. Harry has a deep admiration for his best friends mother, and she loves the boy as if he's her own.

"Morning ma'" he smiled at her and she looked up from her coffee cup to give him a smile

"Good morning sweetheart, mind getting Miley up for me? Y/N is still asleep" he set his food down and nodded " 'course" .

The teen boy made his way to the nursery where the little girl was sitting up in her crib babbling to herself, as much as Harry pretends he loathes the behaviors of some of the kids in the house, he'd take all the finger biting in the world for those kids.

"Gooooood morning Miley!" He drew out the words in a sing song voice while he opened her blinds and smiled down at her, getting a big excited drooly grin back and tiny hands patting against her crib bars. Pulling herself up to stand letting him scoop her up

"Hi smiley Miley, good morning sweetheart" he kissed her cheeks and rubbed her back before recoiling a bit "oh Miley, you do not smell the best, Let's find your mommy so she can sort that out yea?"

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When Harry finally managed to untangle himself from the little monkeys downstairs he quickly jogged up the steps, food in hand and pushed the girls door open

"Hey love, get upppppppppppp" he squished her cheeks and pressed the mattress down a few times to get her to stir getting a glare from her one cracked open eye, making the boy hold up the food as a peace offering

"Cmon I've been here an hour, it's almost 11 get up and eat so we can hangout" he plopped himself on her bed, waiting for her to get herself up.

••

The two teens hung out for a while that morning, Y/N going to take a shower and coming back in just a pair of panties and a bralette, clueless to what she was doing to the boy, two years her senior who was on her bed. His teenage boy brain couldn't manage to keep himself from stealing glances at her ass, her covered cunt...he almost drooled seeing the little imprint of what looked like a groomed and shaped section of pubic hair she left on her mound. He was blushing, he could feel it.

He tried to look away as best he could but she was just so gorgeous...so alluring...god she was something special.

When she got herself dressed again she sat down to do her hair, talking with her best friend while she did it

"You remember Eli? He invited me over tomorrow, his parents are out of town so we were gonna hangout there...a little nervous but I think it'll be fun"

Harry was instantly on high alert.

"A older boy, wants a cute, tiny, young, beautiful girl to come over when his parents are out of town? Hell fucking no. That sounds like a trap. I will not allow it, that kid just wants to get in your pants or worse."

He crosses his arms all defensive as he spoke and the girl looked at him in the mirror

"Well...what if I wanted to let him...do that?" Her cheeks lit up a furious pink as she looked away and he almost gawked at the girl.

"Wh- yn, you really want to have sex with some dude in his parents house who's obviously a predator and has bad intentions? That's how you wanna lose your virginity?" He tilted his head at her in his protective mood.

"W-who says Im still a v-Virgin?" She refused to make eye contact when she said it and he felt like his ear drums were gonna burst hearing it, of course he knew the likely hood of her actually not being a Virgin is about as good of a chance as he has in becoming a merman, he still felt some type of way hearing her talk about it or insinuate she'd done it.

He moved to stand marching towards her and tilting her head up "look at me love, hey eyes on mine...there you go..have you really had sex with someone?"

He watched as she blushed harder , letting out a sigh and shaking her head "no...". He hummed in response, feeling somewhat relieved , "good...should save your virginity for someone you trust and really care about, maybe even love"

He gave her a smile brushing some hair from her face and her eyes searched his as she nodded

"Are you a Virgin Harry?" She watched as the boy shook his head no

"Nope, but I regret who I lost it too, wasn't special...every one else ive done anything with it was all just for fun, wish I had saved it for someone really special" he shrugged and she nodded.

"Does sex feel good?" The question caught him off guard a bit, especially the question coming from such a sweet voice

"Uh...well yea-" he paused to chuckle a little and scratch his neck

"Feels good, for girls I heard it can hurt or be uncomfortable their first time, but usually it feels really good"

He started to think back on his scattered hookups and fooling around, his brain suddenly flashing a image of Y/N on her knees in front of him, tip of his cock in her mouth, the boy wasted no time shoving that picture out of his head and clearing his throat looking back down at the girl who was looking right back up at him.

"Harry?"

"Hmmm?"

"I wanna....I wanna kiss you"

[bl--ankhaeji]

The Get Together (Jeno)

Pairing - Non-idol*Lee Jeno x FemaleBlack*Reader, College au

Genre - smut, fluff

Warning - sexual content, enemies to lovers, slight praisekink, pretty explicit language

W.count - 5.4k

Sneak peek-“H-hold up,” I slightly push him off, “Let’s get this straight, just because we’re about to fuck does not mean that I like you now. It just means that I need some dick and you’re the only one around at this very second, ok.” I say in between breaths.

 “Ok, whatever you say.” He states smugly

 “Fuck you.”

“Oh please believe baby, you’re about to do just that.”

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Lee Jeno, the most infuriating, egotistic, frown-inducing asshole was here, and it had me questioning why the fuck I was also in attendance. Let me start from the beginning. I was just a girl suckered into coming to a get together between my group of friends, the starting girls volleyball team, and his group of friends, the starting boys basketball team. This had already been planned for a while now, and because we were busy with preparing for the semi-finals it had been postponed for a month and ever since the beginning I knew I didn’t want to go just because of him. 

“Come onn y/n, pleasseee just for me this one time pleassee. I know you and Jeno have this unadulterated hatred against each other but I want to hang out with them because they seem like cool people.” My best friend and blocker, Joy, stated whilst violently shaking me. 

“No Joy, I’ve already made up my mind, I will not go and that’s final,” I rolled my eyes. “Also don’t act like you want to go to hang out with everyone, we all know you just want to get closer to Chenle, you’re not fooling anyone.” 

“Yea Joy, we all know you have a crush on him, so I agree with y/n on this one.” At that Joy became flustered whilst fixing a pout on her face. 

“Buttt y/n I also agree with Joy, I really want to go, and while you do hate Jeno you don’t hate us so do this for us please.” Chungha, the decoy, stated while tightening her ponytail. 

“Yea Cap. we’ve been working our asses off this entire season and I’m almost failing AP Chem. I need a break.” Our libero Hwasa commented.

The other wing spiker Mei strolled into the room “You guys it’s almost time coach is about to call us so can we decide this now?”

“Why don’t we make a bet.” The setter, Luci, calmly stated. Making sure everyone was paying attention she stated, “If y/n can score fifteen points this game then she doesn’t have to go, but if she doesn’t make the points then she has to attend. How does that sound?”

Everyone looked towards me to get the answer. “Fine. I’ll do it, but when I score a whole round don’t say anything. Come on ladies it’s showtime.”

“I shouldn’t have promised shit.” I grumbled when I found out I missed the mark by one point. All the other girls were screaming from enjoyment while I was beginning to sulk once I truly realized what I had gotten myself into. 

“Come on it’ll be fun I promise. You don’t even have to pay attention to Jeno, I'll be right there, we all will.” Joy expressed.

“Ok but when is the trip to hell?” I questioned already mentally putting together my outfit

“It’s next Friday. Ahhh I can’t wait, I'm so excited.” Chungha practically bounced on her feet. While I figured that it might not be that bad.

~

“I swear on my life that I will murder Jeno.” I exclaim while I forcefully throw my bag on the couch next to a startled Joy.

 “What did he do now?”  

“Ok so this morning had gone particularly well, I woke up early enough to do a bantu crown and fix my curls and not just wear a messy bun to class. I felt so good that I even decided to dress up for class.”, I say as I gesture to my outfit which consisted of a cropped hoodie with a tommy hilfiger sports bra and semi baggy pants with my tommy underwear band showing.

 “I was even able to stop for coffee and a cream cheese and ham bagel, I also sat down and talked to Jaemin and tried to express my concern for the coffee of the dead he was drinking at the time. That good mood went to shit when I got to my political science elective with Jeno.” I explained to Joy as what happened came rushing back to me. 

It was my second to last class and I was still thriving until he came in with his latest fangirl at his feet trailing behind him. The girl was desperately trying to get him to go out with him, he looked like he would do just about anything to get her to go away, and my dumbass made the mistake of snickering. He turned to me with a hard glare that would make anyone piss their pants and all of a sudden his eyes lit up like he had just figured out the key to life and not gonna lie that freaked me out. Before I could turn away he rushed over and dragged me out of my seat.

“I don’t want to go out with you because I’m already dating her.”

I whipped my head so fast that I’m surprised I didn’t break my neck. “What the hell you talkin’ bout willis?”

“There’s no way you’re going out with her for one and for two she doesn’t even know your name babe like who the fuck is willis.”

“Woah lady excuse me-”

“What the fuck you mean by I wouldn’t go out with her?” Jeno fumed, “I’d rather go out with her than your basic ass. Get the fuck away from me, now.” 

I stood there dumbfounded because I had never seen Jeno look so mad in my life, and I should know since I make him angry a lot, but before I could finish my thoughts Jeno did something that I would never imagine he’d do in my life. 

HE KISSED ME. 

All I felt were his soft lips against mine. His lips felt slightly cool yet so smooth. I found myself kissing him back slowly, losing myself(but I didn’t tell them that)-

“Woah he did WHAT!”

 “He kissed you, are you serious?” Joy and now Chungha, who had just made it back from work, exclaimed at the same time. 

“Yes he kissed me, but that’s not all.” I said while trying to get back to the story. 

He broke away and fixed his eyes on the girl in front of us, and he said something I couldn't comprehend and the next thing I know I feel something cold being poured on me and something plop on my hair.

“The bitch had poured her fucking drink and squeezed out her cupcake on my head.” I told them.   

I turn to Jeno with the fiercest look I could possibly mutter. “Do you realize how much I want to kill you right now?”, I all but yelled in his face, I wanted to say more but the teacher walked into class.  

“UGHHHH I promise if I didn’t love you guys I would so bail on this stupid get together.”

Chungha suggests having a movie night with all of the girls as a way to apologize. “Fine but since I have to wash my hair now you guys have to buy my products for me when I run out next time.” I point at both of them while staring into both of their eyes. 

“Deal.” They both agree.

~

Tonight is the night of the get together and even though I don’t want to go I’m gonna look good while regretting my life choices. I pin my hair to the side since I feel like that would go best with the vibe I have going on, then putting on my leather jacket that completes my outfit of a rose embroidered slightly cropped shirt and high waisted red elastic overalls with the belts hanging down, I start to head out of my room to meet up with Chungha and Joy in the living room.

“Ok are y’all ready so we can head out, I’m trying to get in and get out so that I can get this night over with.” I tell them as I pass both of their rooms, getting ready to walk out of the apartment. They both walk out looking fine as hell, and we all take a second to survey each other. Then Joy’s phone pings, “The girls said they’ll meet us at the boy’s place.”

“Ok someone get me directions. AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT.” 

~

Since we’re caught up now let's continue shall we?

 “Great so now that everyone is here, let's begin.” Donghyuck or as he’s better known on campus as, Haechan said seemingly being in charge of everything. To anyone else it would’ve seemed boring garnering that there were no drugs and alcohol because we were all athletes and were currently in season and there was no loud music to make your ears bleed, but it was enough for us. Not to lie it was actually quite fun as long as I pretended Jeno wasn’t there. I even saw Joy and Chenle cuddling in the corner of the couch.  

But after all of the karaoke and twister and card games had calmed down we were left in a calm silence, and I saw this as the perfect chance to try and leave. 

“So tonight was fun but I think I’m just gonn-”

“No, don’t leave yet, we haven’t even gotten to the best part.” Donghyuck smirked and started to walk to his room only to come back with a small box. “Anyone up for truth or dare?”

“Come on Hyuck really, how old do you think we are?” Renjun stated while looking up from his phone at Donghyuck.

He smirked evilly, “Oh no my son this isn’t regular truth or dare. See this has a catch and you’ll see once everyone agrees to play.” He states while daring everyone to say yes. A chorus of various forms of agreement are heard throughout the room. Donghyuck takes a seat while telling us all to get in a circle and he places a bottle in the middle. 

“You see these.”, he proceeds to shake the box in his hands, “These are dirty dice and if you refuse to answer a truth or do a dare then you have to roll them, and whoever gave you the question has to do what the dice say to you.” 

“Haechan what the fuck-”

“Oh come on Luci, if you want I could give you a dare right now and we could demonstrate how this is supposed to go?” He offers cunningly with a smirk. Everyone knows they used to hook up for a while back but for some reason they never got together, but the tension between them was almost palpable. 

“Ok I’m down.”

“Let’s do it.” Jaemin and Mei both agreed and glanced at each other. 

Hwasa offered to spin the bottle first and it landed on Chenle. 

“Truth or Dare?”

~    

Everyone has had a go at the bottle, and currently Jeno, Jaemin, and Mark are shirtless all for different reasons. Chenle and Luci have hickey’s up and down their necks(not from each other), everyone knows that Mei likes rough yet passionate sex, and Hwasa has had her boobs caressed by Mark. Also that if I was a boy and had to fuck one of the girls I’d fuck Chungha and Joy, and they both have had to kiss each other while Chungha was sitting on Renjun’s lap, so it’s safe to say that everybody is under immense amounts of sexual frustration. Donghyuck was currently in the process of completing his punishment.

“Ok Hyuck since you didn’t want to answer your truth then you have to let Luci lick whip cream off of your nipples because I’m sure as hell not about to.” Jeno says with a smirk and a nod in Luci’s direction. You could see the immense blush on both of their faces. 

“Uh-h-uhh” Luci stuttered.

“Just do it, I'm fine with it.” Donghyuck states with care and understanding in his voice while he sat beside Luci.

She hesitantly leaned toward him and slowly laid him down. She leaned over him and slightly let her tongue venture outside of her mouth and to the sweet white cream on his chest. The first couple of licks were sort of kitten licks due to the tension and the anxiousness in the room. Soon she made it past the whipped cream down to his nipple and she began to lick the access off and Donghyuck’s moans started to gradually increase in volume, until that was all that you could hear. His sweet whiny moans gave Luci confidence and let her know that she was doing a good job. And by the time she started to kiss her way over to the other nipple Donghyuck was whimpering and withering on the ground and you could see his boner start to form. The temperature in the room had increased exponentially by the time she had gotten done.

Mark cleared his throat, “Uhh Haechan do you uhm wanna go handle, that.” He said while gesturing to his boner currently poking through his pants, but he was too busy staring at Luci to listen to a word Mark was saying. Hyuck then stood up and grabbed Luci’s hand, “Come with me.” Him and Luci marched all the way back to his room where he slammed the door and all you could hear was our breathing. 

“Well that just happened so I think it's time- Woah what the fuck?” Chungha stopped talking and that made everyone pay attention to where she was looking only to see Joy and Chenle making out on the couch. Vigorously. Then soft grunts and moans were heard from Jaemin and Mei. ‘When the fuck did that happen?’ I think to myself. 

“Ok since all of you are some horny children I’m about to take my ass to Mark’s room goodnight.” Hwasa stated while she stood up and walked to Mark’s room, but what she didn’t know was that I saw her wink at Mark to which he claimed to have to ‘use the bathroom.’ 

So here I was stuck in the middle of sex crazed lunatics sexually frustrated as fuck with no one to do anything with, oh and did I mention I was stuck with Jeno.

“Fuck this I’m just about to head out, they can text me in the morning when they need to be picked up.”, I stated while getting my keys about to walk out the door, “I hope they use protection.” 

“Hey.” Jeno calls, “Let me go to your apartment.”

“What the fuck, no why can’t you stay here?”

“Because I won’t be able to get any sleep with all of this,” he gestures around the house, “going on.”

“Not my problem, bye.”

“Come on please.” He begs in aegyo.

“Ahhh stop stop now don’t do that bullshit again. Fine you can come just don’t ever do that I almost threw up.” I yell while grimacing.

“Thanks y/n you’re so kind.” He smiles with his eye smile.

Getting in the car and buckling my seatbelt I turn toward him and say, “Ok when we get to the house you can sleep in either Chungha or Joy’s room idc but just don’t say anything to me ok.” He nods his head and clicks his seatbelt. The entire drive back I was trying to be discreet while I rub my legs together. No matter how much I play it off, what went down at their house greatly affected me and now it was affecting my underwear, and Jeno’s cologne was not helping at all because it smelt so damn good and manly. I just hope he didn’t notice, all I have to do when I get to the house is just hop in the shower and then I can handle myself. 

“Hey y/n.” Jeno said out of nowhere scaring me. 

“What I thought we agreed not to talk to each other.” I said keeping my eyes on the road, but I could feel his eyes boring into the side of my head.

“When we get to the house do you want to continue the game?”

I almost swerve the car out of pure shock. ‘What the hell did he just ask me?’ And I don’t know if it’s because of the thrill of what he just offered or if it’s because I’m just that sexually frustrated and it’s making me delusional, but I pull up to the apartment building and once I park I look at him. 

“Why do you want to continue the game?” I questioned 

“I just want to, do you?” He looks at me with his eyes and what seems to be his heart on full display. 

“Fine.” I then get out of the car and walk toward the building and then proceed to walk up to the elevator. I notice Jeno is right beside me and we get in the elevator without a word and press the floor. We make it up to the apartment and I tell Jeno to turn around so that I can type in the password. Walking into the house feels as if I’m walking to my death and I get this feeling deep inside and it brings so much anxiety. 

“Ok lets continue.” I say to Jeno while I look at him.

“Truth or dare?” He questions while pulling the dice out of his pocket.

“Dare.”

“I dare you to masterbate right here right now.”

I think about it but then I just say ‘Fuck it.’ Pulling my pants down I nervously worm my hands down to my underwear and I immediately feel just how wet I am and that causes a moan to fly out of my mouth and I start to work myself up. 

Rubbing my finger around my clit I feel that little tingle that comes from it and it is enlivening. I feel myself get wetter over time and then the moans start to bubble up until they are uncontrollable.

 I feel like something is burning into and I realize that I got so into it that I forgot that Jeno was watching me do this to myself. I didn’t know I was this horny but I was too far gone. I had already started and I wasn’t gonna stop anytime soon. 

“Ahh f-fuck, Jeno mm truth or dare?”

“...Truth.”

I take my hand deeper into my underwear and stick a finger inside. The penetration although not much made my moans come out even louder and I wanted more, so I asked the unthinkable, “J-jeno do you want to f-fuckk me.” It was like I had set off a bomb that released him from his cage because the next thing I know he was all over me. 

“Fuck kitten it’s about time you asked.”

“H-hold up,” I slightly push him off, “Let’s get this straight, just because we’re about to fuck does not mean that I like you now. It just means that I need some dick and you’re the only one around at this very second, ok.” I say in between breaths. 

“Ok, whatever you say.” He states smugly 

“Fuck you.”

“Oh please believe baby, you’re about to do just that.”

He started to take off the rest of my clothes while kissing my neck until he found my sweet spot. “Ah yes r-right there please.”

He grabs the hand that was in my underwear and holds it up. 

“Damn kitten you’re soaked. Is this for me?” He states while staring me in my eyes.

“No.”

“Aw that’s too bad because maybe if it was you would’ve gotten a prize.” He says working his way down my neck to my breasts. He starts to slowly rotate them while putting gentle kisses around the nipple. 

“Hmmg stop teasing you asshole.”

“Baby, I don’t really think you’re in a position to tell me what to do.” He says while holding up his hand after running it up my slit. 

“Mmm like you have any room to talk.” I say while motioning to his clear erection. Deciding I’ve had enough of his shit I flip us around so that I’m on top. I look at his shocked face and say “You were taking too long for me.” 

I start to palm his dick over his pants while my other hand works on unbuttoning them.

“Shit that feels so good.” He says while slowly rotating his hips. 

I take my hands and push his pants and his underwear down at the same time, and when his penis pops up to slap his stomach which I then notice is bare my mouth slightly waters. I haven’t had sex in a long time because I’ve been too invested in college and volleyball, so to say that I would kill for some dick right now wouldn’t be too far off. 

I slip his dick in my mouth and start to give him possibly the best head of his life. If his high pitched yelps of my name say anything. 

“Ah-uh-h s-s-shit right there FUCK yes, suck that dick baby.”

I take my tongue and slowly caress his dick in my mouth from as far as I can reach to the very tip and I tease his slit. What my mouth can’t reach, I massage with my hands. Then I destroy his life by taking him all the way into my mouth bottoming out on his dick. 

I feel Jeno clutch my hair and tense up trying not to thrust into my mouth. 

“Y-you must be so hungry for my cock kit-kitten, you’re doing so well baby.” He says while rubbing my head 

I feel my spit building up in my mouth so I back off a little and swallow while still around his cock and he almost has an aneurysm. He immediately takes me from around his mouth. 

“Stop, if you had kept going I would’ve cum and I never cum that quick baby.” he says gingerly patting my head while looking into my eyes and running his thumb over my bottom lip. “Look at you kitten, you look so innocent, but with a mouth like that you’re anything but.”

I don’t know what it was whether it be his praises that sent shivers down my back or was it the way he was looking at me, but at that second I felt as if I was seeing him in a new light and it slightly scared me because I’ve never seen him in any other way than with hatred. 

He looked so beautiful with his freshly flushed face and his moans that still rung in my ears and the taste of his pre-cum still on my tongue. It was then that my mind decided to remind me of our kiss shared earlier this week and for the first time since it happened I didn’t get heated in anger but in somethin-.

 NO what the fuck am I thinking, I hate him and I’m pretty sure he isn’t feeling like this now just from some head. 

Y/n calm the fuck down. I look away from him as quickly as I possibly can and clear my throat, “Uh yea so can we just like move along please?”

I think he senses my change in moods but he doesn’t say anything. “Ok cool we can totally do that kit-”

 “Oh and can you also stop with the pet names.” He looked slightly hurt but agreed nonetheless. 

“Let's move this to the bedroom ba-y/n.” 

I can tell that what I’ve said has slightly ruined the mood but that won’t stop me, so as soon as we enter my room I push him onto the bed after I grab a condom from a shoe box under my bed.

 “I want to be on top.” I say while straddling him and rolling the condom onto him, and he agrees while stating that it’s whatever I want. I take his dick and rub my wet folds against his dick slowly grinding on it past my soaked hole but not yet putting it in and you can tell it’s pure torture for him. 

“Come on y/n stop teasing.”, and he slightly thrusts up as a warning.

“Mmh nope I don’t think I want to do that, this feels pretty ahh nice.” You could see the anger and irritation in his eyes. The next time you rub near your hole Jeno sits up and grabs your hips forcefully and slams you down on him basically impaling you. 

The whimper/scream that was forced out sounded downright inhumane in the most wanton way. You looked utterly fucked out right then and there and he hadn’t even moved yet. 

He slowly moved your hips to gyrate on him in an act of trying to get you used to the stretch before he lifted you up and slammed you back down again. 

“OH fuck baby, mmh shit you feel heavenly.”, he groaned in your ear smaking your ass, “You had me so fuckin’ twisted thinking I was just about to sit here and let you tease me like that and not strike back. Now you ride this cock like a good little kitten or I’ll make you do it myself.” 

You whimpered and proceeded to grind yourself against his pelvis. His dick reached spots that had never even been tapped before. You felt him everywhere. The encouraging kisses that he laid on your breasts followed by some of the darkest hickies you’ve ever had. Suddenly Jeno delivered a thrust that made you hop up and he kept giving them back to back nonstop.

“Yea my kitten likes that huh, I own this hole baby. Tell me who it belongs to.” 

When I didn’t answer he decided to take matters into his own hands. Next thing I knew he had me face down ass up giving me just about all the power he could muster in his hips.

“I don’t know if you heard me but let me repeat myself and this is the only time but I said who does this belong to.” He stated.

‘You’ 

I didn’t reply. When he didn’t hear an answer he stopped. “No, no no no ugh fuckk don’t stop please don’t stop.” I plead while working my hips trying to get some sort of friction. 

“No, you don’t get shit.” He said while starting to get off of the bed. 

“Why do you want me to say that so badly? Why can’t we just fuck this one time with no strings and then go back to hating each other tomorrow?”

“Because y/n I like you ok, hell I would even say love. Look I don’t know when hate started to turn into like, but once it did it was too late to do anything about it so I just kept playing along with you because that’s the only way you would talk to me.”         

“...mmsdhjvuyhm.”

“What?” 

“Midnfbvud.”

“What y/n I can’t understand you, look if you don’t like me back I understand but don’t do this and just let me go sleep in another room tonig-”

“I SAID, it’s yours- I’m yours..” I said looking away flustered. He walked toward me and held my head up and with his beautiful eye smile said, “And I’m yours.” 

He kissed me and it was as if nothing had ever felt as right as this, his lips moulded to mine. He proceeded to lay me down whilst still kissing me softly yet passionately. 

“Damn kitten you don’t know what you do to me. Now where were we?”

He inserted his dick into me and I swear it felt even better than last time. We kept eye contact while he moved in me, albeit slower, but each thrust left me wanting more and more. Something about this felt different then when we first started. I don’t know what it was but as my hands wandered all over his body feeling his protruding muscles and I looked into his gentle eyes that leaked nothing but love and I felt as if we were one. 

Grunting, Jeno asked, “ Is this enough for you baby, do you like the way I make love to you.”

 “Yes oh my god yes. It feels so good, I-I feel you in every part of me.”

“Fuck don’t say that...because I won’t be able to hold back kitten.”

“Who..was asking you to?”

At that Jeno started to roughly pound into me. His thrusts were so strong that I felt the bed moving with us. 

“Ffuck see this is what you do to me, you make me want to destroy you.” He grabs my ass so roughly that I’m sure there will be marks tomorrow.

“J-jen ahh I’m a-abou to uhghh cum.” I say barely being able to get my words out. 

“I’m almost there too baby just wait a sec.” He mumbles into my neck. I start to feel his pants and I feel his hips stutter. Clenching onto his arms, trying not to dig my nails so deep that it draws blood I lock my legs around his waist and squeeze my walls to help him get there faster. 

“Cum with me Jeno I can’t hold it any longer.” 

Jeno looks into my eyes and rubs his hand against my cheek and says,“Ok my sweet kitten you can let it go.”

It was as if my body was on cloud 11 and I didn’t want to come down. A broken scream was released from my mouth and I tried reaching for the closest thing I could find, anything, everything. 

Jeno thrusts one last time while cumming into the condom. He stands up off of the bed and walks over to the trash in my bathroom and ties the condom before throwing it away. Walking back to the bed he sees me get up and almost fall so he rushes over to help me. 

“What are you doing standing up right now? What is it I’ll get it for you?” he urges. 

“Uhh I’m pretty sure you can’t help me pee Jeno.” I chuckle in amusement. 

“Oh ok well just make sure to be careful.” 

I finish doing my business and make my way back to the room to see Jeno flicking through Netflix and it’s then that I realize that I’m naked so I try and hide myself so he can’t see. 

“I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t matter that I see you naked now since we did just have sex, and I’ll be seeing a lot more of you now that you’re my girlfriend.” He smirks while still scrolling, “But if you’re uncomfortable with that then I understand.” 

I clear my throat and make my way out of the room. I come back in with his shirt on and see his getting ready to say something until he sees me and then he blushes. 

“W-why are you w-wearing my shirt?” He stutters, not looking at my way. 

“Because I can, can’t I? Also I don’t ever remember you asking me to be your girlfriend, I’m waiting.” I smugly look in his eyes, “Look who’s shy now.” I say climbing into bed next to him.

“I- uhh.” He scratches the back of his neck out of anxiety. “Do you want to be my girlfriend?” He smiles nervously 

“I don’t know Jeno, why should I?” I say in an attempt to scare him, He simpers and turns to hover over me, “Because I just gave you the best dick of your life that’s why.” 

I look at him incredulously, “Some one’s cocky. Are you sure about that statement?” 

“Do I need to recall you begging me not to stop. ‘oHhH jEnO PlEaSe DoNt sToP aHH AhH-’”, I start to smack his arm and push him off of me trying to hide my smile. 

“Shut UP I swear, see that’s why I’m not gonna be your girlfriend.”

“Noo baby I’m sorry ok, please do me the honor of dating me I promise not to mock you again.” He says trying to stop laughing and giving me puppy dog eyes. 

“Hmph, you act like you didn’t want this, do I need to recall you huh?” He hurriedly shakes his head. 

Jeno looks down sadly and asks,“Are you really not gonna date me now?” 

I have no choice but to swoon at how cute he was and I can’t help but to question his duality. “Oh my god you’re so cute, and of course I’ll date you.” I say holding his face up to look at me, and I peck his lips for added assurance.

 “Ok let’s watch a movie. I wanna cuddle, I'm tired.” I say as I snuggle into his chest.   

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literally i just be alone and my brain immiteidly with absolutely no kindness in its heart screams at me “EVERYONE HATES U, U ARE NOTHING, U MAY HAVE THOT PEOPLE LOVE U, BUT AHAH THATS FUCKING FAKE I MADE THAT UP LOSER. KINDLY KILL URSELF” and I just have to be like “heh yea I'm gonna go make a bagel”

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1, 4, 11, 13, 16, 27?

1. favourite place in your country? out of everywhere I’ve been, it’s gotta be between algonquin park and cape breton! but I can’t wait to travel out west and explore the BC coast and the rockies, and newfoundland!!, whenever that may be :p

4. favourite dish specific for your country? montreal style bagels unffdfsfh I cannot believe I lasted 7 months in europe with no bagels </3

13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders? pouring maple syrup onto snow to make maple suckers!! so fun the best winter activity. going tobogganing right after the first snowfall :D and wearing shorts and t shirt as soon as it hits 5°C in spring. going up fer a rip to the cotty on may 2-4. our thanksgiving is actually in october (the superior month!). storm chips B) and ik this is common in the UK but we’re suuuuper into bagpipes and kilts, you’ll see them at every parade you go to. not sure this counts as a tradition but everything is in french and english, we usually sing the anthem half n half. also idk if this is a superstition but do NOT fuck with canada geese those things are demonic. oh and we swear a LOTTT but it’s in like, a casual conversational way ya know. there’s definitely a ton more region-specific ones I don’t know about though!

16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with? idk if I specifically agree/disagree w any but here’s my take on some :D  -hockey is a massive part of our (at least my) culture, I’d say 75% of the people I know play/have played. being at the rink early on a saturday morning makes me feel so warm and at home 🥺 -yes it gets friggen cold here and yes we get a lot of snow (winter usually lasts like. november to april). but that being said ontario easily gets to 30+ in the summer soooo yea. if it were up to me the hottest it’d get is 20 but -we are pretty big on maple syrup I will not lie to u. -YES WE DO ONLY EVER TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER. -we’re very nice/polite. I have issues w this one bc obviously we aren’t ALL friendly and I think this stereotype helps perpetuate/hide all the horrible shit Canada does do (esp to marginalized people). however ngl I did miss how aggressively friendly /most/ canadians are when I was in europe. in my daily life for the MOST PART everyone I interact with is beyond polite and friendly and willing to go well out of their way to help others. we have big hearts and love talking to strangers <3 except me I’m shy. -yes the accent is real but not in the way it’s shown on AMERICAN cough tv. I doooo say a-boat and oaut and to-more-ow and sore-y and caaaaar but I have nowhere near the accent some ppl do. gets stronger the further east ya go. I do say eh at least 10 times a day tho no cap -we aren’t all bilingual ;-; ppl who meet me asking if I know french and I have to tell them nope I’m a dumbass and can’t remember anything I learned in school<3 taberNAC

27. favourite national celebrity? gotta go with michael cera my guy

thank you for your q’s!!!

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mao mao fanfiction prompts: rufus x reg (the special men)

some prompts I made while brainstorming with @little-bird-swaggy-boy

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rufus x reg (the special men)

reg is dense as fuck 

rufus having a huge crush on this weird bagel of a man who’s got like, the stupid emotional density of mao mao and the food loving cute chunk of badgerclops

rufus trying to play it cool like ‘hey reg check out this cool shit i stole’ and reg is like ‘haha sweet’

rufus screaming inside at the validation

rufus having a crush on reg and yea he likes stealing but he also wants to just live a comfortable (luxuriously rich hoarder) life with his sort of boyfriend/ sidekick

rufus wanting to hold hands but ‘no that’d be weird, what if he thinks it’s weird’

rufus actually holding hands with reg and reg is like ??? but also ‘this is fine’

heartbreaking thing where reg thinks all this romantic shit is super queer platonic ‘this is what bros do for each other’ 

rufus telling reg they have to pretend to be a couple (either gay or one of them has to dress up as a girl) for their next con at a new village town place but it’s just rufus wanting to have a date

check below the read more for more prompts and some dialogue examples for the prompts

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first meeting AU where rufus was a solo thief from before but then reg accidentally helped him with a con and rufus was like ‘i can use this’ but uh oh spaghettio, what’s this?? feelings?!?!?! in MY con artist duo!?!?!?!

reg being oblivious to the crush vs reg knowing about the crush

reg being so far into queer platonic relationships with rufus that it FEELS like they’re already in a relationship but rufus needs confirmation or he’ll go crazy, and reg is ‘fine with whatever as long as we’re both comfortable’

reg ‘he hasn’t said anything about his feelings towards me outloud but i can read him pretty well by now and i guess we’re basically dating but we don’t need labels’

rufus ‘i wanna hold your hand and cuddle/ spoon with you and have you hold me too but if i say ANYTHING you might get confused or weirded out’

rufus ‘while i MAY be bomb as hell at duping others and running circles around them with my words, i can’t do that with YOU because we live together 24/7 even after (if i ever) confess’ 

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rufus: this raccoon is good at stealing and deception and he supports my decision making

rufus: oh

rufus: oh shit

rufus: OH SHIT

reg: i like chips

rufus: AL;SKDJF;SLDFJ

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rufus, muttering: damn it reg you’ve stolen my heart

reg: huh?

rufus, startled, sweating: CART! I SAID CART, WHERE’S THE STOLEN CART FOR OUR NEXT SCHEME-

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LINK to the post that inspired this ship

LINK to the post inspired by this post

[tinyarmedtrex]

42 Reddie Please!

42 star-crossed lovers au reddie

Ok I took some creative licensing here. Also if you haven’t heard of Caribou, well, you probably aren’t from the Midwest. It’s another coffee chain. 

“Hey Spaghetti, did you burn all your coffee again? Or did you finally figure out how to brew it correctly?”

Eddie flipped off the other man, trying to suppress a smile as he did. “You know what Tozier, even burnt our coffee tastes better than that swill you brew.”

“Swill?” Richie stubbed out his cigarette and walked over to Eddie, grinning cockily. “Those are harsh words from someone wearing a bright green apron.” He loomed over Eddie and fingered the fabric from his apron. Eddie swallowed, trying to think of a retort. But Richie continued, “It looks cute on you though, brings out your eyes.” 

“You say that about every color.” Eddie replied, meeting Richie’s eyes and smiling.

“It’s always true.” Richie told him, his hand curling around Eddie’s shoulder. Eddie had to resist leaning in, closing the small gap between them. 

“I need to get back,” Eddie forced himself to say. 

The other man stepped back. If he was disappointed he didn’t show it. “I probably do too, you know what happens when you leave 16 year olds alone for too long.”

The two gave each other a quick wave before going through their separate doors on opposite sides of the alley. Once inside Eddie slumped against the door, taking a deep breath. 

“Again?” Bev asked, shaking her head at him. She was hiding in the back too, on her phone. “One of these days I’m going to walk in on you two fucking in the alley.”

Eddie wrinkled his nose. “That’s disgusting.” Then shook his head. “And no you won’t, we’re just friends. Barely even that.”

“He times his smoke breaks so he’s outside when you bring out the trash.” Bev said. “Every day. But sure Eddie, you two are friends.”

“Shut up!” He said, looking around to make sure no one else could hear them. “It’s nothing. Besides, he works for Caribou. He clearly has terrible taste.”

Bev laughed, adjusting her apron so the Starbucks logo was straight. “Yea Eds, that’s why you won’t date him. Because you’re both managers at warring coffee shops. Okay.” She glanced up front. “I need to get back, you enjoy living in denial.”

“I’m not in denial!” He yelled back but Bev was already gone. Glancing once more at the alley he sighed then went to check on his new cashier, she kept giving back incorrect change even though the register told her the right amount.

That night, after closing, Eddie spotted Richie in the alley again. “You know only creeps hang out in alleys.” He said, crossing his arms and trying to ignore the butterflies in his stomach.

“Creeps and people waiting for slow closers.” Richie said, falling next to Eddie as they walked to their cars. “What did you score?”

“Two chocolate croissants and a bagel, you?”

“Lemon bread and a raspberry scone. Wanna trade?”

Eddie nodded, happily taking Richie’s bag. He wouldn’t admit it but he’d taken the chocolate desserts because he knew Richie liked him- just like he was sure that Richie took the lemon ones for him.

The pair sat on the hood of Richie’s beat up truck as they ate, swapping stories about terrible customers and stupid employees. As they did Eddie noticed that Richie was moving closer, soon their sides were pressed together and Eddie couldn’t ignore any longer that Richie had been watching him for the last five minutes.

“What? Do I have something on my face?” Eddie asked, wiping his mouth.

“Just that cute button nose.” Richie told him, flicking his nose and making Eddie frown. Then he ran a hand through his hair. “So listen, Eds-”

“Eddie.”

“Whatever, you love my nicknames.” He grinned and Eddie decided not to start that argument again. “As much as I love our late night sugar rushes, I was wondering if I could take you out for a real meal? Maybe one on plates?”

“Plates? You really know how to impress a guy.” Eddie teased. Richie shrugged and nodded, waiting for Eddie’s answer. Eddie continued, “Even though you work for the shitty cabin themed coffee shop-”

“Hey! Not all of us are corporate clones.” Richie interrupted, pretending to be hurt.

“Despite that,” Eddie continued, smiling. “I’d love to join you for a real meal.” The grin on Richie’s face was worth whatever crap he’d get from Bev tomorrow. 

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