#BUT ITS SO TRUE

[rucow]

who needs friends/a relationship/a life when you've got a slipknot playlist

[diorsacrifice]

15

about you by the 1975

"do you think I have forgotten about you?"

[cowboycannibalism]

I hate to say it but one of my coworkers is a dilf

[pedrospartner]

the esquire photoshoot/ interview...

okay, thirsting aside, pedro is actually such an incredibly intelligent and INSPIRING person. i seriously cant get over how inspiring he is... it makes me tear up. 

[agalnamedlunasea]

no bc the Worlds Worst Polycule thing being n25 is so real, I mean you have Kanade who has likely has *some* health things going on and might benefit from mobility aids, Mafuyu who could technically qualify as a jock, at least best out of the four, Ena who definitely had a Warriors phase, and are you kidding? That last one is ABSOLUTELY Mizuki

YEAHHHHH YOU SEE MY VISION

[goldenxduchess]

wanna debate with them so they can call me smart and fuck me after

[theav0cadobaby]

Amazing point from prev.

You know I wish fatphobia was less pervasive. Even among people who consider themself as progressive, it's rampant. So quick reminder. No it's actually not easy to stop being fat, and it sucks that we are treated differently for something we really can't control. Shaming a fat person for being fat, and shaming them for not having the "willpower" to become skinny- is bigotry. And if all you talk to fat people about is weight loss and dieting- congratulations! You're being a dick! Stop.

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[beeing-stuupid]

i do appreciate this contribution (i say, the most i’ve done is reblog stuff)

my contribution to this fandom

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[lilithsaga]

I'm editing the next playthrough video for tomorrow and I can't believe some of the shit I say sometimes while being deadly serious... 😂

"Wait, are they Surprised Pikachu? Or are they dead?"

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[redratt]

Break their legs then put them in the shopping cart so they learn their lesson

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[zipsunz]

being persona is suffering

(based on this)

[chez-cinnamon]

Well I fired the daddification beam at Kinger and Caine, might as well do the same w Queenie lmao

Lil cameo w @randomhyperfixation 's OC Starri bc I LOVE HER AND I LOVE GAMEMASTERSHIPPING GRRRR

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