#but you didnt plan on actually falling asleep… it just happened….

[httpiastri]

Falling asleep on Pepe while he’s streaming!!!

?!?! how dare you?!?!!!!!!!!!!! ruined my night (=fixed it)

[drabblejester]

Ratio, Sampo, Aventurine, Jing Yuan and Mr Reca overhead reader feels about them (basically reader has a crush on them)

how VARIOUS HSR GUYS would react to OVERHEARING YOU CONFESS!

requested by: anon :3

pairings: ratio, sampo, aventurine, jing yuan, and mr. reca x gn!reader

content warnings: none!!

comments: im devouring a pizza rn as of typing this. its so good.. this one is also in bulletted list bc i didnt get any specifications sorry my liege<3

AVENTURINE:

he overhears you talking on the phone in another room, probably to your friend. he isn’t one to eavesdrop but just this once…

he acts very calm about it, totally poker-faced to the point where you think he didn’t hear for WEEKS

until one night he asks you about it, and tells you to talk to him about it more later.

you fall asleep with him, and when you wake up, you tell him as promised!!

he still has to get used to people. y’know. liking him. so he’s a bit awkward for a while, but he warms up! sadly doesn’t soften up for a LONG while though

SAMPO:

he overhears you talking to an interviewer in belobog talking about a ‘handsome blue haired man’

first of all he is FLATTERED that someone in this cold world actually likes him. second of all he registers that someone likes him about 5 seconds later and panics a bit

truly, his whimsical and silly demeanor has captivated you! but it was meant to be for lying and getting away with things, not actual flirting. so he thinks he’s screwed

but he’s NOT screwed! he makes a plan to corner you later in the night to have a bit of banter, but you end up cornering him!!

you two talk for a bit, you talk about how cool and yummy he is. he says it back and you both end up having a great night! maybe a kiss or two persnaps…

DR. RATIO:

he accidentally peeks over your shoulder at your texts (god damn curiosity) and sees you panic texting someone about the Super Duper Hot Professor Man that just so happened to pass by you. and that’s now standing behind you.

now obviously you probably freak out because oh my gods thats the guy RIGHT BEHIND YOU. you turn around and stammer for a bit

sadly ratio just gives you a dirty look (not on purpose) and tells you to seek knowledge, not him. he winds up lecturing you about feelings and professionalism for a good 20 minutes

you go home and wind down for a bit to process the lecturing, and just hang out. you start to have some second thoughts about everything

until a nice little package arrives at your door, with a nice cooked meal and a note that’s a very passive aggressive way of saying ‘take care of yourself’

JING YUAN:

he overheard you gossiping with the guards, and nothing escapes his ears. he didn’t confront you about it right away of course, since he didn’t want to freak you out or anything

so instead, he just played the waiting game. he waited for weeks upon weeks, hearing all the thoughts you thought about him, and every little thing you tried to do to court him

and he’s flattered!! very flattered actually. he decides to eventually send a guard out with a hand written letter to you, simply saying to meet him at a restaurant he found out you frequented

you two meet there, talk for a bit, but not as a general and you. you talk like strangers but in the best way possible, getting to know even more about eachother!! you eat some yummy food and chitchat the night away

and eventually he brings you back to his place, settling you down with some tea and light snacks. maybe a few long-drawn stories to help you sleep. sadly (or thankfully) he ends up asleep before you, so you have extra time to admire him :3

MR. RECA:

he finds out through social media! you broke his ‘no recording in the studio’ rule, posted a blurry video somewhere, and went absolutely crazy over him in the caption

he’s upset that you broke his rule, but at the same time. thinks its interesting. he doesn’t do much else except revisit the post once more before meeting with you

you two meet up in his office, and he immediately brings up the post. of course you apologize so so hard about breaking the rules, but he waves it off!!

eventually the conversation ends up circling around to emotions (with a bit of help from memokeepering), and you spill all your thoughts and feelings right then and there. he’s slightly shocked, but it soon turns to a smile before politely telling you to leave his office

you’re definitely nervous, but it all fades away once you find out you’ve been casted in the main role alongside him! for better or for worse though, it’s a romance production. that asshole.

im fucking up this pizza rn my lieges its so yummy

[jaqofalltrades]

Finnick Odair x Reader Oneshot

Finnick comforts you after having a nightmare of being back in the games. You are both in district 13, a few days after escaping the quarter quell.

You had fallen asleep with your head on your boyfriends chest. It was a jam-packed day and you were exhausted. The day consisted of meetings with President Coin and Plutarch, war plans and more. You were constantly anxious that 13 would be discovered by the capital so you were always on guard and took no time to relax.

Finnick reassured you that everything would be fine, but he couldn't actually know that. So here you are sound asleep when clear images start running through your mind.

Your legs burned as did your lungs. Finnick was running alongside you, trying to get away from the mutant monkeys. They were just behind you and they were gaining speed by the second. One of them clawed out and snagged your ankle causing you to fall. Your nose smacked hard on a rock and you immediately felt the blood pouring out.

"Y/n!" Finnick yelled and ran back to help you. One of the monkeys had gotten on top of you and was about to attack. Finnick threw his spear instantly killing it. You pushed it off and stood up as fast as you could, pulling his weapon out of the animal and handing it to him as you continued to run. The smell of blood was overwhelming your senses and some of it trickled onto your lips. "Are you okay?" he asked breathlessly as he ran.

"I'm fine," you replied, even though your head was spinning and you felt like you were going to pass out at any moment. You turned your head to see that the monkeys were no longer behind you, seeming to be blocked by an invisible wall. As you slept your breath quickened and you turned onto your side harshly, facing away from Finnick. It all felt so real, and you didn't even know you were having a nightmare.

You both stopped running and tried to catch your breath. He walked up to you and used his sleeve to wipe the blood from your nose and lips. You would have thought that was kinda gross if you hadn't been in the position you were in. His hands cupped your cheeks and he looked into your eyes. "You need to be more careful. I don't know what I would do if I lost you," he said gently but sternly.

You sighed at the calmness of his touch, "I know, I'm trying." You looked past him and you saw a thick fog rolling in. "Finnick turn around," he turned and saw the fog. It creeped closer and you both stayed still to see what was going on. It was just a few feet away from you both and Finnick stuck his hand out, making him wince in pain. You didnt know what happened but you grabbed his other hand and started running away from it.

Your arms thrashed around lightly, and sweat started forming on your forehead. The anxiety from the dream leaking into reality.

"Fuck!" he yelled from the pain on his hand and wrist. His skin was bubbling and burning, but he pushed past the pain and tried to focus on running.

You felt a searing pain on your leg where the fabric was ripped. The skin started to bubble and blister and you yelled out in pain. You could practically smell the salt water from where you were and knew you'd be fine if you just kept going for a few more minutes.

Suddenly an arrow flew at you and straight into your shoulder. You screamed and fell to the ground from the impact. The tribute that had shot you started running in the opposite direction. Blood was pouring from the wound and you knew you weren't going to make it out of this alive.

Tears formed in your closed eyes as you thrashed around more, but not enough to wake up your oblivious boyfriend. You were sweating and breathing heavily now.

All you felt was anxiety and dread. "No! Y/N!" Finnick yelled out to you once more. The fog slowly started to consume your body, reaching your ankles, then knees. You screamed and cried in pain, knowing you couldn't do anything to stop it. Finnick tried to pull you up as you screamed and thrashed around.

Tears were clouding your vision but you looked up at Finnick with a solemn look on your face, "Go, please, you can make it. I can't." You watched as he shook his head violently. You felt the pain go further up your body as it came closer and closer to covering you whole.

"No, I wont leave y-" he got cut off when another arrow was released, going straight through his chest. He looked down at the arrow before he started to slump to the ground.

You gasped loudly and cried harder. "Finnick! " That was the last thing to leave your mouth before the fog rolled over you entirely.

Tears were fully streaming down your sleeping face. You thrashed and sobbed in the bed next to him. Finnick stirred at the movement and slowly awoke. At this point you were calling out his name in a panic. "No, please no. Finnick, Finnick-!"

He sat up quickly and he hovered over you, shaking your shoulders trying to wake you. "Hey, hey Y/n, wake up. Its okay its just a nightmare, everything's okay," he attempted to calm you as you came out of the nightmare.

Your eyes flew open and you gasped. Sitting up, sobbing heavily, the ptsd hit you hard. You saw Finnick in front of you and felt slight relief. You wrapped your arms around him, crying into his shoulder.

He squeezed you tightly and pet the top of your hair, trying to calm you. "I'm right here, you're safe. I promise you're safe. It wasn't real, the games are over. I've got you," he whispered calmly in your ear. The feeling of his warm breath brushing your ear helped solidify your surroundings, making you feel less stressed.

You both sat in relative silence, the only sounds were your heavy breathing and Finnick shushing you endearingly. He rubbed your back as you clung to him, until you eventually pulled back, "Thank you… and I'm sorry." You were so grateful for the man you had sitting in the same bed as you right now. You felt bad for waking him because of your nightmares. You used to get them often after your first round of games. You just forgot how insanely real they felt.

Finnick shook his head with a small, warm smile. "Don't apologize sugar-cube, you did nothing wrong," he gently swiped some stray hairs behind your ear, "If it makes you feel better, I used to have nightmares too. At least you didn't punch me; like I did with one of the poor medics fixing me up." He spoke to you gently, trying to raise your mood. His words did bring a quaint smile to your lips. But, you still felt a little shaken. And it was worse because you were still exhausted as well.

You took a deep breath while snuggling up to him again, sprawling over him while hooking your arms around his neck. Knowing he was this close helped soothe you even more. "Thank you for being here with me." Your words were quiet and your eyes were once again closed.

He kissed the top of your head, his lips forming a smile against your messy hair. "Until the day I die, sugar-cube," he whispered against you.

You both stayed silent, letting the sounds of your in-sync inhales and exhales fill the room. He softly trailed his fingernails over your back, until he felt you relax and finally fall asleep again. He kept his eyes open for a few extra minutes to make sure you didn't immediately go back into your nightmare. Eventually, his eyelids slipped shut and his breath evened out, his grasp of you loosening slightly. The rest of the night was peaceful. You were grateful for the sleep, tomorrow would be a big day. Tomorrow you infiltrate the Capitol.

(Heyy, this is the first thing I’ve posted on tumblr and im excited😍. Feel free to leave a comment for constructive criticism. ALSOO please please send me a request for a fic idea! I think im a good writer I just stuggle to think of prompts! I can write for a lot of diff fandoms, but my main are Star Wars, Hunger Games, Supernatural, the 100, HP, PJO/HOO, Marvel, and a few others lol. Anyways I hope you loved it!)

[princesssmars]

Hello! ^.^ I really enjoy your writing I’m not really sure if your taking requests at the moment but if you are I was wondering if you could write some more poly miraculous ladybug with a fem reader about Adrien, Marinette, and reader cuddling and falling asleep together while watching a movie or talking to each other just some fluffy stuff if it’s not to much trouble thank you! 😊

first off thank uuu for the request i love when yall send stuff in <3 sorry it took so long i was trying to finish my own planned fics and i suck at writing quick but heres a short lil thing <3

sometimes you could swear your girlfriend and boyfriend were telepathic. itd be comforting to know they understood you so well if it wasnt actually a bit terrifying.

it was in the way that for marinettes birthday you planned a small suprise for her at school, only including your most trustworhty friends to help and join so she wouldnt find out, and said girl coming downstairs to the decorated courtyard like it was just a regular afternoon. she did say thanks and give you a kiss on the cheek, but you were still kind of dissapointed.

not to mention that friday a few weeks ago, where after a hard day at school and helping at your parents shops you quickly headed out to get yourself some snacks for a self-care and study night. as soon as you set the bag of goodies on your nightstand, you heard your dog downstairs barking at something. after quickly checking on him and coming back, you let out a shout as two wide and guilty green eyes stare back at you with a mouth full of your pastries. adrien later said he could tell when you would get yourself some snacks to wind down, which didnt help your suspicions.

but besides that, the way they seemed to know what was happening in your brain was an immense relief. it was the last day of junior year and the start of summer break and you couldnt be more relieved. most of your friends and classmates had plans to hang out with each other the next following days, leaving the afternoon to spend by yourself until then.

marinette and adrien had told you that morning that they'd likely be bisy that night with patrols, leaving you to sit in your room listening to music. even though you knew you would see everyone often starting the next day, you couldnt help but feel a sense of loneliness. your partners seemed to be going on more patrols and attacks lately, and it always left a cold feeling in your chest to know they were out risking their lives without you.

you felt yourself nodding off when a force landing beside you in bed makes you jolt upwards, relaxing when you see its just adrien still in his chat noir suit. mari is still suited up as well, dropping a baby pink tote onto your tv stand.

they tell you theyre sorry for being away so much and wanted to make it up to you, bringing a few of your favorite movies and maris favorite blanket that smells like strawberries.

after changing into pairs of pajamas they left at yours and snuggling into bed with you, you fall asleep to the sounds of a movie about a girl falling in love in paris, while you cuddle up with the two people who have made you do the same.

[california-112]

Episode ask game!

-Beyond the Sea

-Irresistible

-Pusher

-Demons

(All my season favorites)

+ Excelsis Dei because I think you’ll be funny:)

Oh, multiple! This will be fun!

For reference and to avoid repetition, here is the scale:

Scum on Earth | Will Not Rewatch | Pretty Bad | Not Great but Charming | Objectively Not Good But I Had Fun | Neutral | Some Good Stuff Here | No Complaints | This is Great | This is Fantastic | One of My Favorites | Actually a Divine Work Nothing Will Ever Top This

S01E13 'Beyond The Sea' - This Is Fantastic

Sticks to the pattern of the Christmas ep going directly for the feels

Surprise Don Davis! But he dies basically immediately so :(

Scully's backstory gets quite a bit of a reveal though

Mulder whump! Complete with hospital scenes! The gods are kind to us today

I actually cheered when Scully went to Boggs after Mulder was shot and absolutely went off at him

And how Scully takes over on the case whilst Mulder is in the hospital and sees it through to the end...

The fake deal scene yesss

S02E13 'Irresistible' - This Is Great

I'm not gonna lie. First watch around I didn't find it too compelling

That said it was during the period when I was going through like seven episodes a day so...a lot of things flew right by me lol

Moe Bocks the UFO guy! Wish we'd seen more of him!

Mulder just took the case to go see the game and then all this happens. Bruuuh

Pfaster is creepy as f*ck just in general how did he ever get a job anywhere

Yet another Scully kidnapping :(

She does practically get away all by herself, though! You go girl!

Then when Mulder tilts her head after the rescue at the end...and the hug...your honour I have never felt more touch starved in my life who said that. Anyway

Great ep for Scully's character from an outsider perspective but sucked to be her :'(

S03E17 'Pusher' - One Of My Favourites

First of all the whole bit of Modell being able to just talk people into doing things is so interesting as a concept

This is the one with Dave Grohl in it for no reason so that's fun

The falling asleep in the car on the stakeout...

"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy"

Modell looks like Sam Neill from The Dish or is it just me

The scene in the van where Mulder says 'smile, Scully' almost destroyed me

And then THE RUSSIAN ROULETTE. HOLY SH*T

Something something Mulder's mental state is secretly (!) really bad. Let's examine that in a fic (coming soon!) (hopefully!)

S04E23 'Demons' - One Of My Favourites

OH MY GOODNESS this ep.

First of all the scene in the motel where Scully takes care of Mulder I am DECEASED it lives in my head RENT FREE FOREVER

Particularly the line 'Did you take anything, Mulder?' as discussed in this ask

The rest of the ep though. Mulder's insistence to pursue the case despite his condition as he doesn't remember if he shot the Cassandras. The fact that he's actually literally having seizures and Scully is trying to get him to a hospital and he keeps refusing. And then the climax scene in the old house...waaa

And the fact that this is RIGHT BEFORE Gethsemane but we're not talking about that here

The amount of fics around this episode is obviously immense, but some of my favourites are Blood And Water by @agent-troi, Provisions by @freckleslikestars, and Dancing With Mephistopheles by Satchie, everyone go check them out!

S02E11 'Excelsis Dei' - Neutral

This is being kind. I might avoid it on a rewatch

It was boring even to skippy rewatch to write this but it would make good background whilst I'm working (recently I have been listening to episodes like audiobooks whilst doing particularly mindless tasks and it works surprisingly well)

I only really liked the climax scene in the bathroom and even that didnt climax enough imo

To quote the fic plan that I have for this episode:

The rest of the episode is meh due to the subject matter and portrayals etc.

The '''plumbing''' comment though 💀 Scully should have got to drop kick that guy

Also Teryl Rothery!!! Hello!!!

Thanks for this ask! It made my day a lot better to get to review these episodes! :)

[just-a-floofy-catt]

THE LAST DRABBLE FOR NOW

Thank

Fucking

God

XD

This ones another barely coherent bullet point one lol

Its based completely around the song "Rises the moon" and its lyrics :)

• The dca bois in their recovery after the virus incident in sb :(

• Like, imagine a fic where you have to help them get better/back to normal after all that trauma

• Sun is still super paranoid and has a breakdown or panic attack at even the insinuation of the lights going out

• You have to slowly get him used to it and try to chill him out

• He feels really bad for not trusting Moon, since he missed him so much after all. But he just cant help it, and ends up overworking himself and trying to stay in control as long as possible and give as little chances as he can for Moon to come out.

• So then he has warring fear and guilt eating away at him

• On the other side of this, Moon is doing a hell of alot of reflecting

• He feels absolutely awful about what has happened, despite how much others try to tell him it isnt his fault and that hes also a victim in the situation

• He becomes incredibly distant and lost in his own wallowing, avoiding literally everyone and isolating himself out of fear of hurting someone

• Just imagine a super soft scene where after a month of trying to get Moon to just properly talk to them, YN ends up catching him sat alone in the dark with only the faint glow in the dark elements in the daycare illuminating him on the balcony. Hes literally just sat there, just staring sadly at the fake stars along the ceiling.

• YN approaches him carefully and he doesnt even notice

• They sit on the edge of the ballpit, looking up at him in silence

• He finally notices them and startles

• Random note - (Metaphor in the song of how every day with sun feels different, due to both his erratic behaviour and him actually slowly improving over time, but every night is always the same with moon refusing to open up to you)

• He just waits and stares at them suspiciously

• (This isnt their usual shift. They werent supposed to be in today and theyre a later than usual too.)

• (They asked if they could go in, because they felt like they just couldnt give up on Moon and made a spur of the moment impulsive decision before going to bed that they would go and see if catching him later would help at all or make a difference. They were desperate for just anything at all to work)

• They didnt really plan this, so not only do they not know what to do or say, but their lack of sleep means theyre tired af

• After a few moments of just silent staring, they start to droop a bit, and yawn, laying their head on their knees, just waiting for any reaction at all from him.

• Theres just complete stillness between the two, and YNs body seems to give into Moon’s stubbornness, dozing slightly and causing them to fall asleep

• Moon softens slightly, programming kicking in at seeing them so tired

• He hesitates, waiting a little longer, then goes down to them

• He cautiously approaches them, then reaches down to pet their head

• They shift slightly and he smiles

• His fear of accidentally hurting someone, or suddenly becoming a monster still holds him in its grip, making him rather scared when gently lifting them into his arms

• He goes back up to the balcony, heading for his room

• He jumps slightly as they suddenly grasp onto him

• "I promise things can get better, Moon... it will soon"   "i trust you."

• Moon is shocked and emotional from their sleepily-murmured words, suddenly having the realization that- yes. He does want that to happen. He does miss being with the childern. He misses being with Sunny. He misses being happy.

• He settles down into a pile of pillows and holds YN close, protective, as they sleep.

• Moon then agrees to working with YN and they slowly start his road to recovery

• Just YN helping a very nervous Moon to get his confidence back :)

• Meanwhile though, as this progresses, whilst Sun has pretty much eradicated his issue, he gains a new one. Dealing with the daycare kids all without Moon again is really taking its toll on him again, and not only does he desperately need the help, but he also really misses Moon

• Having him so close but just out of reach was destroying him over time. He knew he needed to be patient. Every time he asked you when he could properly talk to his Moonie again, thats what you always said. That moon needed more time to get better. And he understood that, but that didnt make it any less hard

• Eventually, theyre reunited

• Just

• Omg

• Imagine how FUCKING ADORABLE THAT SCENE WOULD BE

• I WOULD CRY

• Reading or writing it, i would S O B

• They finally have eachother back to take refuge in once again, and they owe it all to YN

• Cue the 3 of yall just being really sweet and all

[ladysophiebeckett]

need to talk all of you about this amazing movie i watched after watching a couple of duds (sometimes we have to watch duds to find gold)--

and you think 'oh its another hallmark movie'--no. as u can see it's 'reel one entertainment'. dont confuse them. (its like the same thing)

anyway--'the marry me pact', starring Rejected Property Brother #19203 (i assume they have more of them in canada) and Brunette American Carey Mulligan--brings the drama in this 'my best friends wedding' rip off.

opens with rory (rejected property brother) on his 29th birthday reminding 'charlotte' of the pact they made at 21--(bc some girl dumped him) that if he wasn't married by 30 he could marry his best friend charlotte (american carey mulligan). and rory wants to cash in bc this is his face when charlotte says 'yeah but u weren't serious right?'

he was charlotte. he was.

so then she buys him a plane ticket out of miami to like, south america or something. as a present.

then its a year later.

charlotte visits a psychic for research purposes (she's a writer). the psychic tells her 'hey girl there's a man in ur life and also a pact to marry him'. she got all that fm tarot cards. but at no point does she actually do any book research. its over. now the idea of getting a man is in her head.

and boy does it. bc then at the end of the day shes like 'what if rory is the love of my life???' uh u didnt even want him a year ago....

psychic tells her one thing and she's all in.

then rory calls her and is like 'im back in miami' and says 'i have some things i need to tell you'

so they're at dinner (it's pizza at her sister's restaurant. bc a man wrote this so they just eat pizza its their favorite food blah blah blah) and he's like 'yeah i want to settle down. i started to envision that for myself', she's like---

thinking he's gonna say its her. out of nowhere.

but then rory says 'i met rachel!'

charlotte:

then rory's like 'oh yeah we're engaged. and getting married in 3 weeks. and also can u be my best man? and on top of that, can u help me plan my wedding, bc im absolutely useless'.

charlotte: uhh

rory: you're gonna love her. she's a nerd like you. she loves food, like you. she loves the green witch fm that musical, like you. in fact, why dont you meet her right now?

yes, why dont we.

this is charlotte and rachel hugging:

this is rachel in case you're confused.

and this all three of them having wine in his kitchen--

that's right. rory went to south america and found the first american brunette that looked like charlotte and called it a day.

this man is sick.

then charlotte's like 'damn it looks like u couldnt get rory to have better taste in art' and rory's like 'uhh that's one of rachel's paintings' and then rachel spills wine on charlotte. but it was an accident.

im not kidding that really happens and i laughed.

moving on to another hilarious moment--charlotte's finally checking her fan mail that's been sitting in her organized office for 6 months--and what does she see? a postcard rory wrote her from chile declaring his love for her and he says in it 'you dont have to reply and nothing will change between us if you dont feel the same way'

charlotte reading this like--

and what does she do after this? nothing. she just mopes. like a loser.

then later, somehow in a big city like miami, they all run into each other---

the woman in blue is charlotte's pizza sister, she has a boring ass romantic subplot of her own but it doesn't matter.

the script makes it a point to tell us that rory and charlotte love bookstores bc they 'make them feel safe' while rachel the fiancée complains that she likes hitchcock movies but rory falls asleep during them.

rachel is such a loser for liking 'psycho' meanwhile im pretty sure rory's lying about knowing how to read.

anyway he has the audacity to complain that charlotte hasn't been helping him plan his wedding to another woman, literally in front of her (rachel). bc apparently charlotte's been blowing him off. gee, i wonder why.

then he tricks her into going to find a tux and then he tricks her into trying out a wedding dress with the excuse of 'i just want to make sure i look good standing next to rachel in her dress'

we dont even know what rachel's wearing. but sure.

anyway, this little freak got what he wanted.

then charlotte's like 'can u get my shoe off, its stuck in the dress' idk how that even happens but whatever--

then that little freak got what she wanted. ect ect.

of course we get a scene of his brother saying 'hey we always thought you would marry rory lol' and then charlotte leaves immediately.

then we meet the psychic again who says she got a vision of a woman in a wedding dress leaving a wedding. and we think 'oh is she gonna run out on rory?' but the psychic says, what i think is a great line, 'my child, i dont get visions of the future. i get visions of the past'

charlotte and anyone watching this: what?

psychic: i dont make the rules.

this is the worst psychic in miami. she'll give you the lottery's numbers but it'll be the winning numbers fm like, a year ago.

so then its like 10 days before the wedding and we're doing cake testing with rory, rachel and his best friend charlotte.

rachel when charlotte shows up:

rachel (in private), is like ' wtf is she doing here??'

rory: shes helping us out.

rachel: i thought this was something we could decide together??

rory: i could tell her to go...she does find this all tedious..

rachel: no..i dont want to make things uncomfortable

rory: i think u should be happy someone like her is helping me tho bc im so stupid :\

rachel: yeah ur right :\

personally i think rory is getting away with too much.

so theyre tasting cakes but rory and rachel dont agree and ask charlotte and of course charlotte like's rory's choice, which leads to another hilarious moment--

rachel: well what do you know about wedding cake?

charlotte: i know you never ate your first one

and then rachel almost chokes on her own spit.

fast forward--rory's like 'what was that about?' and charlotte's like 'uh nothing'.

rory: do you mind cutting rachel some slack? its important to me that you two get along.

charlotte: i promise.

so now rory has two women apologizing to him for fuck ups he initiated.

let me remind you that a man wrote this.

then charlotte has to apologize to rachel and takes her to a Hitchcock retrospective. rachel's tells us about her failed engagement that happened 'years ago'. but then charlotte stalks down the ex fiancé and finds out rachel left him a year ago. not 'years ago'.

and if you think that's gonna come up later or be resolved--you're wrong.

then charlotte had to help rory find the location of his wedding and we find out that he hasnt written his vows.

rory: u know im terrible at writing. you'll help me right?

like,,,is there anything rory's good at? i dont think so.

now im fastforwarding filler scenes to get to the bachelor weekend--

the boys and charlotte go on some partnered up seeing sight hike and rory's sprains his ankle in his attempt at trying to win...something.

later that night, charlotte and rory have a talk.

rory: im sorry about the hike. i rushed into it--

charlotte: like you do everything--

rory: what does that mean??

charlotte: you rush into everything--today, the south america trip, this wedding--

rory: you supported me doing that trip--u basically bullied me into doing it--

(she did no such thing)

rory: u dont like rachel. that's the problem.

charlotte: that is not true. i dont think u should be declaring that you're gonna spend the rest of your life with someone u dont even know.

rory: why are you telling me this now? my wedding is next week.

charlotte: exactly! i dont want you making some huge mistake! maybe you need more time to decide if this is something you really want--

rory: i do want this

charlotte: does she?

rory: what are you talking about?

and then charlotte spills about rachel's runaway bride incident and shes like 'does that sound like someone who knows what she wants??'rory's like 'you went behind my back'. which is not true imo.

rory: i would have thought you had more faith in me, as my best friend.

charlotte: your best friend? you barely contacted me while you were away.

rory: i contacted you. i wrote to you. i told you i had feelings for you. that i had feelings for you for years. you ignored it.

charlotte: i never got the post card. not until recently.

rory:

charlotte: it's too late now anyway

rory, grasping at straws: i mean...do u feel the same??

charlotte: it doesnt matter now does it?

rory, still grasping at straws: doesn't it??

and then charlotte says what i think is the best line in this whole movie---

charlotte: no because you left the fate of our relationship to the postal service!

(i just want to say that it is no way the post office's fault. that fan mail bag was in her office long before that. so the USPS delivered. she just just never bothered to read her fanmail. USPS is a great service and we should continue to support it. thank you. )

rory, seeing that he's not gonna his shot with charlotte: so why are you bringing this up to me now? we had all of our 20's for you to tell me how you felt. now im engaged and im happy and you want to dredge all this up---

( he's the one who brought up the postcard!!! he also could have said something in his 20's!!!! )

Charlotte: all of this has been really hard for me

rory: so what do u want me to do? not get married? have you and i try and figure out whats going on?

(that's literally what he wants. he's still hanging on for hope)

charlotte: I can't tell you what to do.

rory: you know what? this is so selfish of you. i cant believe that you chose this moment to do this.

charlotte's face rn:

girl ur being gaslight !! get out!!!

rory: i would have expected a lot more fm my best friend. i think u should leave and i think its best you dont come to the wedding.

he's literally the worst. he didn't get his declaration of love and he's like 'okay get out. ur uninvited to the wedding i made you help me plan'

anyway shes back to moping when really she should have booked a flight out of miami to get away fm him.

she gets flowers and she thinks its fm him--

WRONG! its her agent telling her to get her ass up and get to work!!

and she's really happy about it. she's like 'i love work. work is never gonna uninvite me to its wedding or gaslight me or make me plan a wedding'.

then rory and rachel have a pizza dinner night before their wedding and they realize they dont dont know anything about each other and when rachel tells him to ask her anything, he has nothing to ask her.

yeah because he doesnt care about you rachel. ur were a charlotte replacement. wake up.

also this card is fm target. i know bc i have this same stack in my drawer.

its the wedding day and rachel's missing (the escalade broke down) and rory's panicking but he makes his brother call her. this man is useless. he has everyone else doing thing for him. can someone kill him?

so charlotte sees rachel running through the park and she's like 'i'll help u get to wedding on this scooter and i promise it wont look gay'

that promise was broken.

so rory and rachel make it down the aisle and they almost do get married until rory has his flashback thinking about charlotte and then at the same time rory and rachel stop the wedding. but instead of rory being a man and being the one to say 'i cant marry you bc i love someone else' --rachel is the one to stop it and take the blame. she runs out and gets charlotte.

rory tries to apologize for being a dick but charlotte doenst let him and then takes more blame.

you think theyre gonna get married but luckily that doesnt happen.

rory: you know i think you'd make a better wife than best woman

(so he's still trying to trap her)

charlotte: for now why dont we get a slice and watch some figure skating?

rory: i like that.

yeah, those are things HE likes to do. we dont really know what SHE likes to do.

and then they kiss--

i know i said at the beginning that this was an amazing movie and if you've read this far, you're like 'this wasn't amazing'.

i said it was amazing, i didnt say it was good. it was just incredibly messy and i think rory should die.

3\5 stars for being incredibly messy.

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20th century boys - scrapped reveals and plot twists?

Don't know if anybody cares about speculating something as hard to proof and irrelevant, but I had a few ideas while reading, which even if didnt come true, seemed to be getting hinted at and with how much was made on the spot I wonder if they were originally the plan...

So not really them mentionened besides random yt comments that may or may not be an alt account of me...

Spoilers of course.

Donkey was supposed to be friend?

Remember how Donkey was first introduced? As the weird kid others ostrociced and didnt really want to include, who actually was very smart and talanted all excentricitys aside.

And he was the first "friend" to die, as a classic misdirection - while having an obvious excuse introduced to fake his death "Oh all his siblings look just like him..." (Also the evil twin angel was really emphasised with the fat bully kids at the start, hmmm....)

Donkey was the one that had the skills and near supernatural abilities while being the classic story of a good kid cracking and turning - tieing the dark subversion if shonen magazine tropes.

His whole skepticism of things could tie into too with him cynically learning that "Oh people want to fall for superstitions for illusions, really friendship is fake as well, so why not start a cult, not like its hard for me to make some tricks..."

The symbol being sent by him would be than a cheeky hint, the intentional start of a goose chase, but no geese will ever outrun a donkey...Even all the showing of Donkey in the first half would not just be as motivation for the middle aged friend group, but a setup for this dark twist, while laying the seeds of the themes, maybe even having Dunkey in his twisted logic think he did it for their sake, to make them be the heroes they didnt become.

Oh and also the whole Aldrin Moon Nasa thing seems to work the best for him - with him being the stereotype of a "I fricking love science" kid (who if I dont misremeber is said to have actually wiaited till it happened and didnt fall asleep, but maybe Im misremebering that part) and also his familys lack of money stoping him from enjoying many activities with his "friends" (even having to watch tv with Kenji...)

Oh and for any "well how would he set it up, was the one injured guy lieing about what Donkey said before he threw him of??? Or was that all part of his plan??!"

And yeah its convoluted and kinda breaks the "trying to figure out a mystery without the author just lieing and pulling bullshit" part - but Urasawa does it anyways, with all the reveals obviously not being planned before getting changed again (as he admits)

Oh and also that applys to the "real" reveal (the first one) - we literally saw the friend guy have an emotional breakdown, say he knows who the real friend must be, remove the friends mask and say he isnt that and then fall to his death

So if the Dunkey twist goes against the story, so does the real one. "Ohnono, you just had to assume that he lied and hired actors for his family and then did a double misdirection plunge to the dead and-" Yeah ok Donkey could have done that too.

but for the other theory

Kiriko/the protags sister had a "virgin birth"

So remember when there was that random detail about "Godzilla being a girl and giving a birth without a father"? And how this godzilla thing getting a callback with the mom saying she is one cause her virus killed that many people?

Well isnt it weird that the actually weird part wasnt adressed? Especially when Kanna was mysterious from the start and that at the same time talks of a "Holy Mother" started, as did all the Christian imagery with saviors dieing, resurecting and the pope (with Catholics having the biggest connection with Mary...)

But then it didnt pay of - guess she really had a secret relationship with a random half-friend of her younger brother🤷‍♂️ Not saying that that is more fantastical than all the magic and conspiracys but still a weird detail, especially with the romance and relationship not being explored at all.

It even seems to be anti thetical, with the sister being very mature and selfless, while "friend" is childish and egoistical (well maybe a certain codependent weird thing makes sense now but ehh...)

Still what would make more sense in a dramatic story with supernatural elements - the model sister suddenly just having a kid and abandoning it without ever telling anyone about the father who she only found out was evil after having a consensual relationship which she didnt really have a reason to hide at the start

Or if she DOES have a miracle birth...

Like Kiriko was literally shown to be a perfect sister, doing everything for her brother, being responsible, taking everyones shit, even sacrificing her well being for her brother and others while having a stoic expression.

Maybe she actually did magically get a baby and that scared here enough to abandon it without explaining because who could believe it.

Or maybe something cause it, something she couldnt explain.

Like Friends "magic" or "science"(magic) - hence why Friend calls himself "the father" - he kinda is, in some way, indirectly, idk

Or, as a subtheory...

Kiriko was friend. Think about it, she would be "the father" if her research developed a way to create a child without a fathers DNA (I mean there is a magic anti-proton bomb, and the virus is also not really scientific), the "father" being the part of her that is the alter ego executing the plan, the magic and the tricks.

But more importantly, it would be the perfect obvious misdirection - they were so busy searching for a boy in their class, missing the obvious girl who was just a few years older, who may even in younger photos, if she could have had short hair as that other girl love interet with the dog as a kid had, may have looked as a standard early middle school boy.

And the thematic motivation would be perfect too - she allways just saw everything from the outskirts, she had to be the older and responsible one, not having a chance to ever play like her younger brother did, being resentful of not being able to have a secret base and alll, especially when the other girl could join later.

The scientific angel is there too, as the metaphor of "being in the space capsule while the others got all the fun and glory"

Also it would be a perfect hiding in a plain sight twist thing "Oh my sister disapeared and left a baby, I wonder who this mysterious masked individual is who seems to know me and my friend so much while even knowing the name of my sisters kid... Guess we'll never know🤷‍♂️" (bonus connection - the concert being "not real rock" could be the sis either trolling him on porpuse, or doing it as a intentional thing while also not understanding why it doesnt work, showing that there is this misunderstading between siblings that could get solves in the end)

[reinekes-fox]

Aw, it's 3am here too and I'm awake too, but I rarely go to bed before 4am so that's normal!

But since you want a question, let's ask one that is related to sleep (or lack of it)... For the Stray ROs in Birds of a Rose, what would their reaction be if the MC has horrible nightmares (like if they whine and cry when sleeping - sometimes wake up screaming)? Especially if judging by the mumbles while sleeping, it seems their nightmares revolve around feeling trapped and wanting freedom and to get away and stuff?

PS: also, will it actually be an option in game, later down the line?

I do hope you dont need to get up early!

For your question: it will happen, although not as drastic! So far I plan to code that in if Wing MC is "contradicting" i.e. being doubtful of the cult but also choosing to go after higher ranks!

The reactions:

Fuchsia King

She awakens before you even begin to mumble, your heartbeat getting faster and her eyes snap open when she registers it. Taking a few seconds to look around, orient herself, she hesitates a few seconds more. Only when she hears you mutter something, oh how she now regrets not going to that language course, does she move. Her hand gently on your shoulder she notices you flinchig from her touch even in sleep and her heart drops.

"Its fine.", she whispers, "You are fine.", her mind scrambles, just what kind of nightmare could you be having, what could she say to soothe your nightly terror, "You are safe, no one will hurt you. I will protect you." Would she? She looks at you. Yes.

Chase Watson

He lies awake even before you start to mumble, twist and turn in your sleep. He stares, trapped in old ways and beliefs that are always stronger at night. While he doesnt understand your muttering what he does understand is you waking up screaming, hands going to your neck... what else yould one look for at such a place but chains? Chains that hold ones mind and that still hold his even though he thought he had broken his a long time ago... he turns around and blinks away the tears that burn in his eyes.

In a different life he can imagine himself standing up to comfort you, crack a stupid joke, pat your shoulder and watch as you slowly calm down. But all he can do is listening to your breath slowly going back to normal on your own.

Droznik Juschka

He feels your nightmare and it comes like second nature to him to be by your side, calmly chatting about whatever comes to his mind, a hand reassuringly on your shoulder. He knows what your mutterings mean and he wishes he could give you what you are so desperatly wishing for. Once you wake up he pulls you close to him, hugging you hard enough that you feel it but not strong enough that you feel trapped.

"Do you want to go outside and look at the stars?" he whispers while stroking your back.

Astoria Rapace

She looks up from her book when you start to whimper in your sleep. Trying to concentrate on it instead of you she stops when she pays attention to what you are saying...

With a sigh she drags the chair to your side, her cold hand looking for yours and gently holding it.

"Just wait a little longer, my Bird.", she bends down to whisper into your ear, she can see your hair move with her breath, "I will grant you what you wish."

E. Falkenflug

They wake up groggily when they hear your scream, eyes scanning the room for any sign of danger... but there is none, just a fellow Songbird sitting upright in bed, chest rising and falling too quickly, hands clenched together and eyes wide in terror.

They are silent for a few seconds. Normally they would just try and go back to sleep, saving both of your faces in the process. Pretending they didnt hear your fragile mind... but they know how it is to wake up screaming. And how hard it can be to fall back asleep.

"Do you want to sleep next to each other?" It helped them. And it might help you.

Marter

Why are you still awake? They look at the screen in worry.

Marter: are you fine?

Wing: Yes.

Nearly they snort, as if!

Marter: you are sometimes awake at this unsaintly hour... do you have trouble sleeping?

The answer takes longer and they can almost picture you, trying to think about a correct answer. How they wish they could embrace you through the screen and tell you that you shouldnt worry! Not with them.

Marter: I saw your pictures, they are really nice!!

Wing: thanks

The pictures are beautiful, that hadnt been a lie. But the pictures of flying birds and their caption spoke of such a deep sadness... but they cant openly write about that. Surely you would deflect.

Marter: I also have trouble sleeping :) so you can write to me whenever you want!

A little white lie... but maybe this will get you to be more open about it.

Marter: or need someone to talk to! I always have an open ear, especially for my most beloved wing

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followup fun facts about together, to that promised aquarium

this is gonna be just kinda a disorganized post of random things so uh. dont mind that.

the event title is actually a double reference ^^ its both a callback to 1dt with 1c promising to find time to do things as friends despite getting busier (even if theres no ichika this time), and also a reference to harusakis first kizuna!

colopale you still havent given us that aquarium they said theyd go to. theres a reason i had to do it myself. the fact that theres not an aquarium event in general is a crime tbh i know theres some romantic connotations with a pair going to an aquarium but theres very easy solutions to avoiding that? sending a group of 3+ characters together, having them run into other characters while there, inviting someone else along (even if they cant go, it helps make it feel more like a friend thing i think). i did a bit of the latter two, as you mightve noticed! in general though its just SUCH an obviously fun event theme i cant beleive we havent had one yet

while i am a known harusaki shipper, i kept the story pretty light on the stuff that could be read as explicitly shippy, since when im trying to make fake events, i like to think about how itd work in canon, which means keeping it low on explicit ship content. plenty of stuff that could be taken as ship food (as id like it to be!) but nothing that would alienate non shippers from enjoying the story too.

i actually didnt write shizukasas presence as intended for ship content at all though, but im definitely okay with people taking it that way lol they can be on a date too if you want them to be. my plan with them was simply theyre childhood friends too but dont get to spend time together that often anymore -> their schedules line up with a free day and tsukasa heard about the aquarium from saki, decides to invite shizuku to go there with him as a part of hanging out together -> surprise encounter with harusaki!

also both of them were scoring quite high on the form when i decided to lock in the lineup (tsukasa was absolutely sweeping the 2* category, and while shizuku wasnt winning anything, she was a pretty popular choice) and theyre very easy to work into a story together and also into a story that is focused on harusaki (╯▽╰ ) the benefits of siblings and unitmates

(tsukasa 2* poll sweep at the time of me solidifying my lineup)

the event and gacha names actually both came to me one night while i was about to fall asleep. struck by inspiration so strong i had to grab my phone and write them down in my notes app. and they actually worked very well! also heres the transparents of the logos if you want them i guess

the card/skill/costume names also mostly came to me in similar ways, in the last couple nights before i finished everything. i think only saki, luka, and shizukus skills didnt come to me that way.

while the rui fish in tsukasa card might be obvious, theres actually more animals referencing other characters too! theres a group of three fish in sakis card that are the colors of the rest of leoni, the sneakiest of the bunch, and also not quite as sneaky but maybe not as obvious as the rui fish is the airi and minori sea slugs :)

i did think about giving tsukasa fish to be emu and nene too, but that many differently colored fish in a 2* seemed like too much, so i didnt do it... at least of the units involved, 2/3 of them are fully represented in some way!

and now most importantly probably, is that this is in fact my second pass at an aquarium event! the original one i started back in 2022 and......... i think you guys can figure out why i couldnt just reuse it when i decided to go for making an aquarium event again this time.

yep, youre seeing that right. 4/5 of the characters i chose are the same as what ended up being 1dt, all i got wrong was the vs. thats pretty crazy, honestly. im still not fully convinced colopale isnt just stealing my ideas after val3 happened too /j

it was also saki focus actually! i had written out a rough idea for the story back then too, and while theres some similarities to the current one, it obviously went through a lot of changes when revising the lineup and also with everything that has happened in the story over the past two years. it was definitely a bit more explicitly shippy than my new attempt, although i still tried to keep the shipping stuff toned back somewhat

i only ever made one card for that set though, just lukas 2*... but thats the original reason i made the old 2* backgrounds! its always those fake events throwing me into the graphic design trenches (fist shake) i had been trying to do a more canon-accurate style to......... mixed success. its not terrible, but i definitely could not have done the full set like this. theres a reason i did promised aquarium in my own style!

the original theme for the set was kind of like..... performers at an aquarium? along with living water sculptures of animals. it was a fun idea, but i think i was much better suited to doing the underwater scenes of promised aquarium and also we have plenty of performance themed trained sets already ^^

considering i also technically kept her from the original set (plus she was also winning the vs poll), i gave her a higher rarity card this time around for fun. and also because i knew none of shizuku tsukasa or luka would have super significant roles in the story, and i thought it would be fun to design a lim hairstyle for her!

one final random fun fact: the thing that kicked me into gear making promised aquarium was the fact that haruka wasnt on beautiful sound. i was just a little mad that they had an underwater set WITH A PENGUIN COSTUME and there was no haruka. sometimes petty beef brings out my craziest motivations and then i proceeded to spend the better part of a month planning and making it happen.

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16, 10 and 3 for Caineeeee and Cecilia plz

evening!! hello there crab controlled cat

16. What makes their stomach turn?

Caine- hmmm. this isnt something thats really happened before,,,, but i think its pretty similar with what i mentioned here, they got a spidey sense if the signal for the spidey sense was an extremely panicky feeling in their gut. i havent really thought of what would disgust them or even cross their morality enough to react that way. new thing to think about! the image of caine sneering at somebody/thing is a very fun thought.

Cecilia- like caine, shes also rather resilient, so its hard to find a situation where her stomach would turn. on top of that, she finds intrigue in the things most people find disgusting (blood and viscera for once thing), so almost nobodys seen her actually in that state. themmy has though! it was during a prank when she swapped out cecis chocolate chip cookies for raisins, she spat the whole thing out. ceci didnt talk to her for a week after that. shes never going to forget the moment she realized she was back at the farm. shes never felt so helpless before. she loses herself in those memories sometimes.

10. What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

Caine- caine doesnt actively tell lies a lot, just omits the truth. the most frequent one for him would probably be being a regene. even with being a villain or pupeteering hark, its not an actual lie they say out loud. however, its a bit unavoidable for being a regene lol. they have no regrets, its a matter of his safety and it could actively put their own plans in jeopardy, so they see no problem with it.

Cecilia- cecilia? cecilia doesnt lie! shes a very honest step thats super blunt about everything! you can trust her to always tell you what shes thinking! except for every principle shes built on. who she is as a person. hell, if she even is a person in the first place. but thats ok, thats not lying, thats just being stupid, a little silly if you will. the thought doesnt count as haunting her if she doesnt confront it!

3. How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

Caine- does working count. they dont have a solid sense of time, and he often loses himself in the process whenever he makes something, so a solid 60-65% of the time theyll end up falling asleep at their desk. if he remembers to go to sleep, hell either end up escaping to hark, or if they need a clear head, just thinking. theyve got a rather active imagination so you could imagine it as someone getting a story to sleep. sometimes theyll get some white noise to accompany it.

Cecilia- sketching! she keeps a notebook by her bedside table to draw things that happened during the day. the subject varies depending on her fancy, but either way, its a good way to help her get her thoughts out. sorta like journaling, but with the added benefit of being able to put down what shes feeling even if she cant place it (plus nobody could interpret what she puts in there even if somebody finds it, which is pretty sweet)

questions from here!

[fisbyartarchive]

Pinoko

Cutie patootie of mine whom i hath giveth him pileful, plentiful of angst from his dawn of birth. Yep, a fucking object oc.

Pinoko then was a caring, adventurous, impulsive, and labile orphan who live in a simple orphanage somewhere in Everaland. Nothing terrible happen on him, everything's good and lackadaisical. He have a roommate named Rudy, a metal rod. They both being best friend for so long in that orphanage. He is an active child, and sometimes causes trouble to caretakers (usually keeps missing from orphanage :P). He loves adventure stories and wants to be an Adventurer.

Now he is a teenager and heard the rumor of great treasures hidden at a land around Everaland. Since its a rumor we usually just shrug it off, but Pinoko keep thinking about it and wanted to find it out himself (dammit boy dont do it-). And one day, he decide to actually finding it himself. He prepares many stuff for adventures without anyone knowing.

At night, while everyone is asleep, He asks Rudy secretly about that. For sure Rudy denies that, questions Pinoko's dangerous plan, and urges him to cancels Pinoko's plan. But well, Pinoko keep insisted to go wether Rudy likes it or not. Pinoko then tells his friend that he wont be long, and left him through window.

2 days he spent on a coastal sea without guidance because he doesnt know which land the treasure is hidden. But he is having fun anyway, because its his first adventure. Not long after, he found a big rocky island with many signs floated around island. "Turn back" "do not enter" "hostile beast inside" was the sign's warning, yet Pinoko wont heed those warning since he just wanna explore the beach and nothing else. And for sure that beast is sleeping now, because he didnt see any creature there. So he's safe right?

(No. You got yourself fucked, boy)

He finnaly enters the island, walking and digging around in hopes for treasures or atleast something interesting. Not long, he sees a stone road and a small cabin. He is curious, but scared about the sign's warning. So he continues digging. But his curiosity is way more tempting, what hes going to do now.

...

He brace himself, and goes deeper to this land. This will be short, he promise himself. Entering the cabin, theres nothing, so dissapointing. But the stone road leads deeper to land's centre. More curious, he follows without second thought.

What will he found is a cavern that shines inside. Pinoko slowly peeking inside. And boy, turns out the treasures he seeks is here all along (or so he thought...). He goes inside, and takes as many things as his bag could fit them all. Jewels, goblets, and others he puts in his bag. He keeps searching and collects, not knowing something's woken up from their sleep..Youre doomed Pinoko :/

A gorgon witch suddenly snares Pinoko. The gorgon absolutely enraged by Pinoko's acts of trespassing the land and robbing their house, despite all sign they puts around the land. Pinoko being terrified and scared by the witch. He trying to reasons but stuttered and being too panic to says anything. So, the witch, like a bitch they are, goes "thats it! you are punished cruelly!!!" then electrocutes and flings Pinoko to nearby small land.

Long after Pinoko finnaly wakes up and realizes hes lost somewhere and lost his belongins. So he searches for it. He notices so much stones he sees in this land looks like various livings. Damn, who the hell leave their statues here?

He sees a critter, and the critter looks back. Suddenly the critter turns into stone. Pinoko got scared and runs away seeing that shit. On the way he keeps seeing more and more statues, and this terrifies him more. Pinoko then stumbles on a pebble and falls on a lake. Good thing its not that deep, so Pinoko gets up easily. While goes tothe ground, a snake falls on him, and he screams again.he tried get rid of that, yet he couldnt. He pulls that snake, and it hurts so much, like he just pulling his leaf.

...wait a minute, leaf?

He stops. And looks at his own reflection...

He is a Gorgon now...holy shit.

Screams of horror were let out from his mouth. He pulls his snake hair again, no avail. He tried to kill them with rocks, it also hurts, like you just suffocate yourself...Theres nothing he could do now, so he lay down and cries at his own fate. What will he going to do now? How is he hoing back now? How he's going to tell Rudy if he home?

In fear of his new self, new ability and his curse, he hides himself and sleeps in a cave...for 5 years. And one day, a bunch of adventurer ask his sleepy ass if they could use the cave as a shelter, since its the only cave exist in his land. Pinoko just agreeing and hides away from them. The adventurers didnt care, probably we asks some invisible guy. 4 days goes smoothly and then one adventurers tries the portal circle and Pinoko accidentally falls on it. They didnt even notice bruhhh.

So..where Pinoko goes now? To Planet Inamoth where its basically Earth but for Objects!!!!! LMAO

In a nutshell, he lands besides cabin on a forest. Found out about a big city. Tries to live and learn while also hiding from society. Stole a beanie. Works on a random, way too minimum wage job, and constantly changing job. Accidentally petrified some civilians two times, overly got scared and guilty, then drowning their statue body to a lake. And got two friend that randomly befriends you. You guys are all idiot.

Holy fucc this is the longest backstory ive ever write-

Created on september 2022 (?)

[shiningnightstars]

5 and/or 9?

5. what made you start your blog?

me and mallow, my qpp, were actually making a hermicraft au, and i started my blog with hopes that we could start an ask blog for it! the plan was that i would make the pfp, and they would make the banner. hooooowever he uh. forgot to make the banner and eventually october came around, meaning time for hermittober, and i decided i wanted to join, so i quickly made a pfp and intro post and start posted, and the rest is history.

we still have yet to make the au, and at this point neither of us are hyperfixated on hermitcraft anymore, so..... rip au :[

9. tell a story about your childhood

ooh boy i have a good one. (its really long so ill put it under a cut.)

okay so setting the scene. me and a friend were having a 2 day sleepover during winter break. one day at her house, and one day at mine. it was the second say, so we were at my house. it was just after dinner, and i have a loft bed in my room so me, her, and my brother were all on top. my friend had brought some glow in the dark stars that we were gonna put on my ceiling, and we had them in a plastic bag. however, my brother decided to take the bag and spill all the stars on the ground. i got angry, and went to go down my ladder so i could retrieve the stars. however, my ladder wasnt in its usual spot, so i step down and there wasnt a ladder there, and i fell.

i remember falling, almost in slow motion i guess, and trying to grab something, anything, while my eyes were closed. and then i hit the ground with a thud. nothing happened immediately and i had time to think. i wasnt in pain, but my arm felt really weird and i thought it was broken, so the next thing i did was scream as loud as i could. not out of pain, but because i had a need to get help.

my parents, my brother, and my friend said that i screamed basically right after i fell. i remember having time to think things through. it was REALLY weird.

next thing i knew, my parents were standing in the doorway, and my mom says that dad had pulled me out from my ladder since my legs were tangled up in it. my mom asked if anything hurt, and i said no, but that my arm felt broken, and thats when she saw it.

it was gross, so for your sake i shall not describe it. thankfully, though, it was just the bones in my arm that broke, not my skin or flesh. so no blood spilt.

my mom immediaty told my dad to call 911, and im pretty sure both my sister and my sibling came upstairs, and i think my sibling said they walked in, saw my arm, and immediately turn back because they didnt feel like puking.

my mom helped up, and put some slippers on my feet and gave me a stuffed animal, and took me into the kitchen to get some ice on my arm. this was the first time i had actually looked at my arm. my sister was, at this moment, ushering my brother and my friend out of my room and into either her room or the living room. either way, she was getting them OUT of my room.

the paramedics came and got me in the ambulance and drove away. they put an iv in my right arm (the one that wasnt broken) for painkillers, and just tried to keep me calm. i had no chance to feel pain at all from a mixture of painkillers and adrenaline.

i got to the hospital, the doctors put me under anesthetics, and i was out. i still remember the dream i had, though. i was being rushed around the hospital in a hospital bed, except the hospital was void of any decoration or people, and i somehow knew that there was no one pushing me, and that i was just. moving. and then i woke up, arm in a split and a sling. in about an hour after i woke up, the doctors had me try walking around a bit, and then they put me in a wheelchair and pushed me to the front door, where my aunt was waiting for me. it was like, 1 or 2 am at this point.

me and mom (who came with me in the ambulance and watched the whole procedure with fixing my arm) got home and i went and sat on the couch and fell asleep. no way was i sleeping in my loft bed.

i woke up in the morning, and my friend was actually still there and, turns out she didnt want to leave and ended up spending the night in my sister's room instead. she was in a cat onesie and was really just vibing, and i was haply that she was still there even though i wasnt.

eventually i got a cast, and it was purple and the doctor let me cover in in gliter glue so it was nice and sparkly, and i loved letting people sign it. however, it was hard to wash my hair with the cast since we werent allowed to get the cast wet. SO i also got my first haircut. i was, what, 8 or 9 i think? yeah. first. technically second but i dont remember my first haircut so this was my first haircut to nobody but myself. so some good did come out of it!!!

anyways thank you for letting me ramble, i shall now turn off my phone because it is at 17% and i do not have a charger 👍

[tiodolma]

If everyone woke up right away, what would it change for this threat?

Honestly, not much.But at least people have more chance to flee, fight back, or find away to stop the animated zombies from moving, like cut off their limbs or something.

People just have more choices if they are awake and alive.

GAIUS It's more than a story, Merlin. Some 300 years ago, seven of Camelot's knights were seduced by a sorcerer's call. One by one, they succumbed to her power. At her command, they became a terrifying and brutal force that rode through the lands leaving death and destruction in their wake. MERLIN What happened? GAIUS It was only after the sorcerer herself was killed that the Knights of Medhir finally grew still. Merlin, if what Joseph says is true, then something has awoken them, and I fear for each and every one of us.

We should notice Morgause used a two pronged attack to weaken camelot.

1) Put everyone to sleep so that they cannot fight back. She could invade the capital unopposed.

2) Use the Knights of Medhir to kill everyone still awake and hopefully the real target which was Uther.

moreover i think Morgause commanded the knights of Medhir to spare Morgana so that the latter can (unknowingly) keep the sleeping spell running.

As far as invasions go, there was almost no room for error in this plan other than Morgana being the strongest and weakest link.

Overall it was successful, efficient and swift.

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I know we already talked about this before but I have a fresher perspective of Kilgharrah's words now.

KILGHARRAH The spell is woven with magic of such power that even you are not immune. You must act now before it's too late. If you do not, then Camelot will fall and Arthur will die, and the future you were destined to share will die with you.

"Camelot will fall and Arthur will die" not only meant long sleep for Arthur but also there is a possibility that he will be killed by Morgause or her undead soldiers while in that state of unwakeable sleep.

With everyone asleep (like in The Matrix lol), then Morgause had maximum power and control on who or when anyone can wake up again.

I think Merlin's concern was to stop the sleeping spell first so that people can have the ability to regroup and retaliate.

Then immediately right after his talk with Kilgharrah, Merlin took poison hemlock from Gaius's shelf.

-> he didnt know about Morgana's importance in the Medhir spell YET btw. The Medhir Knight has not avoided Morgana yet. Merlin just knew that the sleeping curse will be fixed by morgana's death. And the way to do it was chosen by himself: POISON.

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This was not the first time Merlin (and Gaius) used poison to induce a situation that would stop a spell though. It also happened in s2x06 Beauty and the Beast Part Two

ARTHUR So your great plan is to kill me? MERLIN No. Well, yes. It...not exactly. It's...Gaius has made a potion that gives the appearance of death without the actual dying bit. It's fine. There's nothing to worry about. It'll only bring you to the brink of death. ,,,, GAIUS Nonsense. That's Catrina's influence. I've known your father for many, many years. There's never been anyone or anything he's treasured more than you. It's perfectly safe. A single drop of the antidote will reverse the effects immediately. ARTHUR Antidote. What antidote? You didn't say anything about the antidote! MERLIN Er...I didn't think it was important. GAIUS The potion will lower your heart rate and breathing. For all intents and purposes, you will be dead. ARTHUR And the antidote reverses the effects? GAIUS Yes. If it's administered in time. ARTHUR If it isn't? GAIUS You will be dead. ARTHUR You just said it wasn't important! MERLIN Erm...yeah, I suppose it is a bit important. GAIUS Merlin will have the antidote. Once I have administered the poison....er, the potion, he'll have half an hour to get it to you.

However in this scenario, Arthur had an informed choice on why he was going to be poisoned and he had the reassurance of a way to be healed back. If you notice, Arthur even had to kind of work harder just to get the whole information from Merlin and Gaius.

It's not the same with Morgana in s2x12 Fires of Idirsholas

she did not know what she was being killed by her friend for.

she was tricked into drinking it.

in her immediate dying POV that could have well been an assassination or an unjust execution (if we count on her guilt as expressed in the novelization).

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But maybe Merlin guessed/hoped that Morgause would come after Morgana and call off the knights for the sake of her sister's salvation? (sounds like a sort of desperate bargaining/blackmail?)

Look, based on the sequence of events, Merlin's initial thoughts after he talked with Kilgharrah seemed to be "What if Morgana wasn't important to the Medhir spell, maybe the two attacks were separate in nature?

He still would have found a way for Morgana to die, at least not by his hands if possible (the bottle of poison hemlock was already in his pocket though, this is important)

Morgana was still the source of the sleeping spell, which was his top priority.

So he ran away from the corridor and left her behind to be finished off by the Medhir Knight. If Morgana died in that way, then he can't be blamed, right? Plus the sleeping spell would be reversed. It would be sad but it's the only way to save Camelot.

Merlin then got the next big clue because the Knight of Medhir spared Morgana.

It just so happened that Morgana, the source to the sleeping spell, seemed to be an important person for the sorcerer who reanimated the Knights!

And Merlin took that chance to gamble. And it paid off because Morgause showed up the moment she felt the spell weakening as Morgana succumbed to the poison. He then used Morgana's unconscious state, and her imminent death, to force Morgause into a making a quicker decision than she normally would. Time is of the essence now, Morgana would really die if she wasn't administered immediate help.

So there was no other way to read Merlin's actions other than an attempt at bargaining/negotiation.

MORGAUSE Tell me what you used and I can save her. MERLIN First, stop the attack! MORGAUSE You're nothing but a simple servant! You don't tell me what to do! MERLIN If you want to know what poison it is, you will undo the magic that drives the knights! MORGAUSE Tell me the poison or you'll die! MERLIN Then she'll die with me. I don't want this any more than you, but you give me no choice. Stop the knights and you can save her. MORGAUSE Astýre ús þanonweard! Cnihtas Medhires, éower sáwla. Rid eft ond forsliehð eft. [The knights drop in front of Arthur. Merlin hands Morgause the hemlock bottle. Arthur bursts in with other knights of Camelot.]

Merlin used Morgana's life as a bargaining tool against Morgause without Morgana's consent.

You are not projecting. It's literally what Merlin did.

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So you may ask, did Merlin hope that she will live? Did he have that much faith in Morgause's cares and abilities? Did he even understand the brutality and potency of the poison that he gave?

Are these questions even important? Maybe just to Merlin, so that he can rationalize his actions and comfort himself later.. Maybe also to Gaius or Kilgharrah, so that they can say that he didn't do anything wrong actually, he did what was right, it's all part of destiny.

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So We have to go back to the season 2 episodes and the transcripts. What is the most damning thing (to me) about it all?

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Merlin took a poison from the shelf and administered the poison without preparing or finding an antidote first. This meant that he had the intent to kill/murder her the whole time.

Sure he didn't have the luxury of research or preparation or whatever. Sure he was pressed for time. Sure he didn't want to, Sure it was the hardest thing for him to do (i guess). Sure it was his last choice...

...But he still went through everything with the intent to have her killed in some way whether Morgana would have agreed to it or not.

Poison was just the tool he personally chose to use. If Morgana fell out of a window on her own then he would have just been thankful though sad if that happened The spell would be broken either way. Trolley problem solved. One life in exchange for all. That's why he hoped she would die by the Knight of Medhir's hand in the first place.

Morgause barging in the throne room wasn't part of his plan, though he may have gambled on something similar to happen, (sure, whatever.) And when it did happen, he then worked that developmnett into a bargaining situation in Camelot's favor since Morgause was desperate enough to save Morgana anyway.

Then what if that failed or backfired? What if Morgause didn't call off the attack? What if Morgause deemed Morgana's death a worthy raison d'etre to rally her cause more fervently and just proceed as planned?

MORGAUSE Tell me the poison or you'll die! MERLIN Then she'll die with me. I don't want this any more than you, but you give me no choice. Stop the knights and you can save her.

Merlin, unlike Morgause, was willing to throw Morgana's and his own life for Camelot anyway. He only made sure that Morgana went ahead of him (tho without her consent and not by her choice.) Because, surely Morgana would understand, she just said that they were friends and she trusted him after all.

Therefore, to Merlin, if his own and Morgana's death were necessary for the "prosperity and survival of Camelot and consequently the future of their people thru Arthur," then he would chose and give up everything, including his life and Morgana's

If both of them died while everyone woke up, then those people of CAMELOT had the chance to fight back against the invaders (and maybe win). His sacrificing of himself and Morgana would be worth it.

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See? Merlin and Morgause's motivations were different. Merlin was fine with himself and Morgana dying for Camelot and the future he was promised, while Morgause was willing to call off her well-planned attack so that she could attempt to heal her dying sister.

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Either way, as long as Camelot, Arthur and Uther would be alive and able to fight back, then it was good enough for Merlin. Some people may die (including himself) but it is a sacrifice he was willing to make.

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Another thing.. If for example Morgause left Morgana behind in Camelot, then Morgana would still be good as dead, especially since poison hemlock, out of all poisons, was used. Remember Merlin had no backup plan.

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Since we are on this topic anyway, I really need to push back on the idea that Morgause knowing what poison he used was a guarantee for Morgause to save her, that Morgana will live again.

and for this I need to be doylist/extradiegetic in this next essay.

The producers/showrunners would not have chosen poison hemlock specifically if Morgause knowing the poision was a guarantee to save Morgana.

I need people to understand this. Poison Hemlock has no NATURAL antidote. The only way to detoxify the poisoned is to flush it out of the victim's system ASAP. Moreover its known usage was for Death Penalty especially in Ancient Greek courts.

Culture In ancient Greece, hemlock was used to poison condemned prisoners. Conium maculatum is the plant that killed Theramenes, Socrates, Polemarchus, and Phocion.[42] Socrates, the most famous victim of hemlock poisoning, was accused of impiety and corrupting the minds of the young men of Athens in 399 BC, and his trial gave down his death sentence. He decided to take a potent infusion of hemlock.

If example… Merlin BBC was cancelled or the ratings have gone down and they needed rewrites, Morgana could have been written as truly dead in s3. Giving her poison hemlock allowed for that kind of continuation to be possible. It kept all possibilites to be "OPEN."

Because if the showrunners didn't want people to speculate about the continuation, then they would have not needed to mention what kind of poison it was.

Consider how they did not reveal the kind of poison Morgana stole from Gaius's chambers to kill the soldier that she stabbed in s3x01

MORGANA Gaius? Merlin? [Morgana looks through Gaius's shelves and takes a bottle of poison.] -- [29:32, INT. KING’S PALACE, CORRIDOR] [Gaius and Merlin walk toward the physician's chambers. Morgana comes out of hiding and leaves.] -- [29:46, INT. KING’S PALACE, PHYSICIAN’S CHAMBERS] [Merlin checks on the guard.] MERLIN Gaius. You said he was recovering. GAIUS I thought he was. MERLIN Then what happened? You don't think it's strange? GAIUS Very.

The fact that poison hemlock was specifically chosen in s2x12 would clue the viewers that

"oh this is serious " "famous historical figures have been executed using that specific poison... " "many things CAN HAPPEN. " "It is possible for her to really be dead."

The writers at least didn't underestimate the audience on this aspect. They dropped the name of that poison to make the audience THINK.

Moreover, i want to call on the poison used by Morgana and Guinevere in s5x07 "A Lesson in Vengeance."

Valerian and Henbane. The showrunners named these substances as well.

MORGANA: A tincture. With the power to kill. Not just to kill, but to do so slowly and with the utmost pain. SINDRI: Very particular, what you seek. MORGANA: It has a very particular purpose. [He looks up at her from a paper that he looking over.] Well? Do you possess such a thing?

SINDRI: I do. [He gets up and walks to a shelf that is next to her. He pulls two vials off the shelf.] Here. MORGANA: What are they? SINDRI: Valerian. Two drops will render the victim unconscious. And Henbane. A single drop administered through the ear. Their death will be as prolonged and as unpleasant as could wish for. [Morgana goes to reach for them.] Ah, these are…uncommon things. Hard to come by, hard to prepare…

Valerian has a known antidote and isn't really deadly. Henbane, while deadly, has a known antidote. The producers also dropped these poisons and they would know that audiences would research and speculate too. (end of doylist analysis)

(watsonian, in-universe analysis coming)

Still Gaius relied on Merlin's powerful healing magic that only the latter posesses to fix arthur from being poisoned with both valerian and henbane.

MERLIN: Can you save him? GAIUS: The poison is too strong, too virulent. [A door opens somewhere.] Your magic is his only hope. MERLIN: You need to get me out of here somehow.

Morgause was obviously a weaker witch compared to Nimueh and Morgana and Merlin. Maybe she's just a bit better than Gaius in his prime.

That begs the question. Just what did Morgause give up for Morgana to live again after she was poisoned by POISON HEMLOCK? She doesn't have S3 Merlin's Dragonhealing magic nor Uther-Fixing magic (From s4) that solves most nonmagical ailments.

OR just what painful but necessary procedures did Morgause adminster just to detoxify her sister?

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Anyway. That's my opinion. I know most of the people downplay Morgana's poisoning in Fires of Idirsholas coz Morgana survived anyway.

Well, I don't. I still value and respect the show's writing a lot, even when it's weak in other aspects.

POISON HEMLOCK was the clue they gave us on why the whole event shouldn't be taken for granted. It was the clue why Merlin's actions were more serious than they made it look. Poison hemlock was the other negotiating tool, the weapon of destruction. Poison hemlock was the metaphorical loaded gun that was hidden in the pocket from the start.

@tiodolma you understand Merlin so well, so, pls, what do you think about a thought that has just occurred to me: poisoning Morgana solved only the problem of the sleeping, but not the dead knights that really threatened Uther(and probably Arthur since he tried to defend his father). If everyone woke up right away, what would it change for this threat? But maybe Merlin guessed/hoped that Morgause would come after Morgana and call off the knights for the sake of her sister's salvation? (sounds like a sort of desperate bargaining/blackmail?) Or I'm just projecting too much thought into him?

[just-a-floofy-catt]

ANOTHER DRABBLE WOOO ✨️✨️

(The bullet pointed ones tend to make less sense to anyone whos not me so just like, beware that ig lmao)

• Not long after Sun and Moon separate into different bodies

• Things have settled down after the events of sb and now things are running smoothly at the dc w the two of them.

• Sun was never let outside the daycare when they were together

• So now that theyre separate and some rules have changed due to alot of new staff and stuff, hes allowed to

• Hes curious

• Context : hes never met the Glamrocks before due to this, but he used to idolize them. He used to dress up as them and everything and always daydream about meeting them XD. He was just like the kids in that regard lol. He like really thought they were cool and its adorable. But obviously when all the virus shit happened he got too stressed to think about any of that.

• So, now that everythings even better than it used to be, his little glamrock interest starts back up in full swing

• (Also, the Glamrocks have kind of met moon. Just seen him from afar on patrol before, and also may have had an encounter or two w him when he was infected. But they dont know him properly or anythin)

• Sun finds out through the staff that apparently on the weekend afterhours, the band is gonna be having a practice session and run through on the main stage for a new performance. He gets like, super excited and begs Moon to ask if they can go watch, and to take him there

• Moon ends up asking some staff to arrange it and they do

• The glams are like, super curious but also a little put off/weirded out. Mostly cus theyve heard the dcas are weird or annoying (mostly sprouting from how sun can b a little much and moon can b a little scary at times. Their behaviour was amplified w the virus shit, making sun into an overbearing anxious mess and moon absolutely feral. Alot of staff didnt get good impressions from that and so rumors and shit spread alot)

• Freddy is mostly just curious and is just kinda assuring everyone hes sure itll be fine and that theyll be nice.

• Chicas actually kinda excited and trying to also be positive

• Roxy is convinced theyll be weird and childish and annoying

• Monty is also convinced theyll be freaky and annoying

• The day comes and Sunny shows up fully dressed up. He basically tried to imitate the glamrocks and its absolutely precious. Hes so damn excited and a lil nervous and shy.

• The glams spot him as hes bouncing over, holdimg moons hand and practically glowing, and their jaws just drop.

• Hes nothing like they imagined.

• Even roxy and monty immediately warm up a lil at realizing how hard he tried to look like them

• Its the cutest thing. They all think its so sweet

• He introduces himself and is just positively beaming, and a lil jittery. Bro is literally meeting his idols.

• Hes complimenting all of them and the way he looks at them makes them a lil flustered XD

• So they practice and all, like planned, and Sunny goes wild lmao. Whooping, cheering, whistling, everything XD. It makes them all feel a lil more energized than it probably should (he tends to have that effect :) )

• Afterwards, everyone just sits and talks and gets to know one another. Its nice.

• By the end of the night Sun tires himself out from all the excitement and falls asleep in Moons lap.

• Moon takes him back and bids everyone goodbye.

• Safe to say, they made a good impression on everyone and now theyve all decided that Sun must be protected and loved at all costs XD

(AND YOU TOO MOON DONT YOU DARE THINK YOURE SAFE FROM BEING LOVED AND PROTECTED)

(Omg now just imagining there being a silence between the glams when they leave and suddenly its just broken by Monty taking a deep breath and then saying, very seriously, "I would die for them." XD)

(Everyone immediately agrees)

(I should draw that)

• Oh, and Sunny is absolutely still their biggest fan

(Extra detail is that he 100% has plushies of all of them in his room and loves them dearly)

- overall tldr is that Sunny would be adorable trying to dress up like a Glamrock.

[girlydemonbite]

Deuce x reader smut

This story is a sequel? to the ace x reader one. So enjoy

The morning didn't come quick enough, Deuce was planning on having you in his bed tonight. The thought kept him up most of the night, even when he tried his hardest to sleep. It just wasn't working. The echoes of your moans rang in his ears. The way you came undone on Ace made him feel jealous and horny at the same time. Before he knew it, it was morning. He felt so tired. He tried to sleep even a couple minutes but he heard movement in Aces bed.

Ace ended up waking up before you, Deuce could see something was up with Ace. Ace looked scared.

"Deuce, I thi-" ace begin to talk but stopped. Deuce wondered if ace knew what actually happen. But when Ace came running over to Deuces bed, deuce was quick to sit up. Ace got closer to Deuce and made sure you couldnt hear him. Ace started talking again. "I know its bad but I think some how while I was sleeping I cummed in my boxers. They feel a bit sticky and the sheets looked like I did. How am I gonna explain that to y/n?"

Deuce would feel his face heat up, as the memory's of last night ran across his mind. But Deuce had to play it cool.

"Thats gross." Deuce pushed ace away from him. "Better not let y/n see the sheets."

Ace sighed as he stared at your sleeping body. How was he suppose to hide his sheet. He didnt understand how he let this happen. He felt so gross that his jizz could of gotten on you. He hoped it didnt. That thought made him race over to his bed. He carefully pulled his blanket off of you as stared at your legs and butt. Your shorts didnt look like anything got on you. He let out a breath of relief.

"Good good." he whispered to himself.

"Youre so gross." Deuce whispered to ace, as he came over and he tried to wake you up for class. He could see the spot that Ace was talking about. He tried to keep calm. But knowing the truth made that hard. He tried to gently shake you.

Ace tried not to freak out as you sleepy got up and got out of his bed. Once you were all dressed and leaving the dorm. Ace stayed back for a bit to strip his bed. As he cursed at himself for being so dumb.

When ace finally caught up with you, ace tried to play it cool. But deep down he felt gross. How could he cum with you in his bed. He felt like such a bad friend. If he knew the truth he wouldnt feel so bad tho. But only Deuce and you knew what actually happened last night.

Ace tried not to think about it, but the thought of what if he really did get cum on you. How hot that would of been. He tried to keep those thoughts at bay, but with you sitting by him in most of your classes it felt impossible. He could feel the blush on his cheeks every time you would talk to him or lean over to help him with some work. You didnt realize how red Ace's face was but Deuce did. He knew he was probably having unholy thoughts right now. But Deuce wasnt any better. But he was just more focus on tonight and having you in his bed this time.

Most of the day Deuce and Ace had some naughty thoughts about you. But Deuce would be the only one to have them done to him.

When you all got back to their dorm, Deuce was excited to be back and for the day to be almost over. Deuce gave Ace a look that you were gonna sleep in his bed, instead of aces.

"Y/n, you can sleep with me tonight." Deuce said with a fake yawn. He was trying to see if he could get a chance to have you touch him. When you gave him a smile and agreed. He could feel his heart start beating faster. He might actually get you to himself. He tried to keep the smile on his face from showing. Part one of his plan is in the works. Now he just gotta get you to touch him somehow.

He made sure you were comfortable when it was time for you all to go to sleep. Like always it didn't take Ace a long time to fall asleep or your furry little pet. Great everyone was asleep. Deuce decided to fake falling asleep.

But When you had actually fallen asleep too something in Deuce snapped. Why didn't you wanna touch him? Was he not as good as Ace? He had the same size cock as Ace's, he even knew his own was a bit thicker then ace's. You could find that out if only you would touch him. Maybe if he trys touching you while he was pretending to sleep. Maybe it would work and push you to touch him. Maybe he should of been touchy feely with you like ace was when he was asleep. It didnt matter now. He would make you touch him the same way you did with Ace. No matter what it took.

He slowly moved his body closer to yours, pushing himself as close to you as he could. His hands were quick to explore your body, even little curve while his lips met the back of your neck to give little open mouth kisses all the way to the side of your neck, Deuce couldn't help but admit the way your skin tasted, made his dick twitch. The way you smelt like a mixture of sweat and shampoo made him wanna fuck you instead. But he kept telling himself that wasn't the plan and the plan would be much better. He felt so disgusting, but as the horny bitch he was. He didnt care. It was only fair that since ace got some action. So did he. Not that Ace even realized he got any action. No Ace thought he just came in his boxers and his bed. But Deuce knew the truth, the cock hardening truth .

He slowly grinded his hips into your ass, his dick was slowly growing hard, all he could imagine was rutting into you, fucking you so hard that your moans would even wake up Ace. But even so the thought of you fucking yourself using his body was an even better idea. Just if you would wake up. Maybe he could give you a little push. To get your body all hot and bothered. He slowly slid his hand down into your shorts and underwear, he could feel his mouth getting more wet as his fingers were on your pussy lips. His two fingers slide between your lips and started messing with your clit, your soft clit. Even tho he couldnt see it. He knew it was probably the cutest clit there was. His fingers worked slowly, painfully slow he wanted to make sure you wouldnt wake up just yet. He wanted to get your sleeping body all horny, that when you wake up you wouldnt be able to help yourself from using your friends body. His fingers slowly made circles. The little whines coming from your mouth slightly scared him but also egged him on. The more you whined the more he ended up rubbing himself against you. His dick was hard as rock, It was painful. He wished he could just slide his dick into you. But that wasn't apart of the plan. He could wait. He didnt want to use you, he wanted you to use him. Maybe if he was more brave he would take you and fuck you till you were pleding him to stop, but that wasnt who he was. He was a gentleman. Maybe a little bit of a pervert but still none the less. He wanted to be used. Being used by you sounded so nice. Deuce always told himself that he would be a dom. But right now his dick was telling him he was just a pathetic sub wanting to be used as a toy for someone elses pleasure. Even tho he knew he knew he would also get alot of pleasure out of his too.

He tried to stop his thoughts and work on your body. His fingers crawled towards your hole, Deuce slowly pushed his two fingers in your cunt, once they were as far as they could go. He kept them there for a minute. He couldnt believe his fingers were actually inside you. It was like he was starstruck. Which he over came pretty quickly when it felt like your cunt was lightly sqeezing his fingers. He couldnt deny your cute little cunt. His fingers started going in and out of you at a decent speed before he started going faster. He heard some moans slip past your lips. He was sure he would never get over now cute you sounded. He was so focused on your noises from you and your cunt that he almost didnt realize you were slowly waking up. But when he realized when you started moving he thought maybe you were waking up. He quickly pulled his hand out of your pants and tried to pretend to sleep. But not without licking off your juices from his fingers.

But sadly instead of waking up like he thought. You just ended up laying on your back. Deuce let out a frustrated sigh, as he laid there for a couple minutes. When he was sure you were actually still asleep he decided he might as while try again. His attention was now on your chest. The tank top you were wearing made it easy for him to just pull it down. He had to take a minute to take in the beauty of your boobs, his hands were first to reach you. His hands started playing with them. Giving them quite a squeeze before his mouth started sucking on one of your nipples. He heard you let of a couple whines. It was just fuel being thrown on the fire. His brain felt fuzzy. Being able to do this to you was out of this world experience. His drool was all over your tit. When he finally pulled away. He just wanted to do so much more. But you were starting to move again. He pulled your shirt back up and laid beside you wrapping his arms around you. He thought it was just gonna be another false alarm but he started to notice you were actually waking up slowly. He stopped moving and just held you tightly to his body. His arounds were wrapped around your torso. Deuce made sure to look asleep.

"Fuck." you mumbled to yourself as you woke up a bit more realizing how horny you felt. Probably didnt help that Deuces hand was painfully close to being in your shorts. The thought of just pushing his hand in your pants was hot on your mind.

You didnt get why sleeping next to these boys were getting you so worked up. You didn't understand how these two were so cuddley. You couldnt believe them simply being cuddley would make you feel like this. But here you were thinking about using your other friends body to get off.

"I hope you're a heavy sleeper like Ace." you mumbled to yourself more then anything. As you decided that once more that you were gonna use somebody sleeping body to get yourself off.

Bring his hand higher, making him cup your boob like you did with Ace. Deuce's hand were a bit bigger and a little bit rougher, not as smooth as your other guy's best friends hands. His covered more of your boob making it a big harder to make him sqeeze your boobs. But you manged the best you could as you moved his hand.

In the back of Deuces mind he couldnt help but admire the way you were already using him right after waking up. He just wished he could help you. He knew he could squeeze them better.

He wanted to just shove his face in your chest while he fucked you. But this was fine too. He was just happy to be getting used finally.

Deuce could feel the way you switched from sqeezing to having him pinch your nipples. The nipples that were just in his mouth a little bit ago. The little whines that came out of your mouth made him groan. Luckily tho you didnt stop moving. You just kept going having him mess with the little nips on your chest. But it didnt last long, cause you were already so wet. Thanks to him already working your body up with you knowing.

You didnt wanna use his fingers, not when you were this horny. Why were you already this horny? But Deuce wasnt Ace. You didnt know how heavy of a sleeper he was. He wasnt snoring. Just breathing. Even so your body was screaming out to have deuce inside of you.

"Im sorry Deuce." you mumbled to yourself as you slowly pushed Deuce away from you to get out of his grip and pushed him to his back. When he just kept his same breathing you took this as a good sign. He didn't groan or anything. Maybe he was a heavy sleeper too, at least thats what you were hoping. You didnt need your friend waking up with you on top of him. You wouldnt know how to explain that.

Deuce was trying everything he could to keep his breathing steady. But he wasnt sure how long that would last. Not when you were slowly pulling his boxers off of him. He wished he could just see the look on your face. He would give anything for that but he didnt wanna blow his cover. He didnt want things to be werid between you too. This was the only way. As long as you think he doesnt know about what is happening. Then nothing will change between you two.

Staring at his cock after pulling his boxers to his knees, you were taking every vein in. Noticing how his dick was thicker then ace's. About the same length tho. You even checked out his balls, something you didnt do with Ace. You lightly grazed your fingers over them, even giving them a light sqeeze. You wondered how much cum were in those things. Your mouth was watering and you could feel how you tightened around nothing.

Slowly taking off your shorts and panties, trying your best not to wake up Deuce. You were getting nervous now. It was one thing to do it with a guy that sleeps like a log but Deuce. This was Deuce. But you tried to block out everything that could go wrong and slowly climbed on top of deuce and hovered your pussy over his dick, before taking it in your hand and running it back and forth between your lips before finally lining it up with your hole.

While sinking down onto Deuce, he swear he was gonna lose it. He wanted so badly to grab you and ram himself into you. But he didnt. He just laid there while as you finally bottomed out.

"Please dont wake up." you mumbled, as you placed your hands on his chest trying to keep your balance before you started moving your hips back and forth, just to get use to him. It didnt take long before you started riding him. You tried to your best to go a slowly speed testing out how much you could do without waking him up. When only his breathing got a little heavy you decided maybe a little faster wouldnt hurt. Your speed increased a bit. The faster you went the more you noticed how loud his bed was being. You knew it wouldnt wake Ace up, but what if it wakes Deuce up? You tried your best to ignore all those thoughts as you kept going.

Deuce could feel all your juices run down his legs, it was soaking his lower half. But it didnt matter cause he was finally in you. He was finally feeling how good your insides felt. They were squeezing him so tightly. The squishy flesh inside you was so hot and wet. He was sure he would cum any second now, but he tried his best to keep himself from doing that. He couldnt finish like this. Not when he thought about this all day. Even tho you moaning his name was making this even harder not to bust. The way that those sweet words fell out of your mouth was like he was in a dream. He ended up letting out few pants. But could you blame him? He wasn't use to these type of things. He was happy when you didnt hear them or maybe you just didnt mind them. Cause your movement didnt stop. Maybe you were hoping for him to wake up and help you. But all thoughts went away when he could hear every nasty noise that was coming from your cunt. He never understood what people meant when they told him that sex sometimes sounded like stiring mac and cheese. But he understood now. He was sure he could never cook that again without thinking of your cunt.

"Fuck, Deuce. You're stretching me out." you moaned louder then you meant to. But you didn't even check if you were waking him up. You were too into trying to chase your high. But the more you moved the more Deuce would let little whines out even tho he was trying his hardest not to. But the praise of you tellling him he was stretching you out made his dick twitch. Man did he wanna just moan out but he felt like you would stop if he let out moans over and over. He wanted to last longer but he couldnt. His dick was pathetic, just like him. He ended spilled every drop of cum inside of you. He felt it squirt out of him faster and harder then he had ever experienced. He felt like he just unloaded every thing in his balls. With him filling you up so much, it actually helped you come undone too. The feeling of being so filled was so nice. Ace didnt even let out all this cum.

"Deuce." you kept repeating his name as you spilled your juices all over him.

Coming down from your high, you glanced down at Deuce's face. His cheeks were pretty red, making you lightly laugh. You were sure your cheeks looked the same. You were happy that Deuce was also a heavy sleeper. You didnt moved from his cock. You just sat there admiring him. His whole body was sweaty. He looked kinda pathetic. You wondered what he would look like if he was actually awake for this. You wondered would he let out louder whimpers then earlier.

Glancing over at Ace, you already knew he would think he was the best in the world. Ace would probably be cocky and smug.

Turning back to Deuce you sighed, as you leaned down and gave him a light kiss on his cheek. Kissing his cheek felt like kissing a hot heater. He was so cute even when he slept. When you leaned back up. You let out one more sigh. This time you knew you would have to clean him up. Unlike with ace most of your juices went on Deuces legs. Most of your juices with ace got soaked up by his bed and boxers.

Wiggling a little bit on his softing dick, you whined. You still felt a little sensitive. You werent use to having sex one day after the other. Most of the time you were too busy with school work and such that you didnt have time to please yourself. And even then you could never reach where these two would hit. You were kinda sad to be done. Even tho you knew it was kinda gross to have sex with your sleeping friends you couldn't help but like it. Being able to use them felt wonderful and got the job done. You couldn't help but think about when and if you even got your dorm back that maybe you could still come over once and while and secretly use them.

You decided to just sit there a little longer just wiggling once and a while to keep his dick at least a little hard. You just wanted to feel him inside you. Having your friend inside you made you feel a little closer to him in a sick twisted way.

Deuce didn't understand why you were still on him, and why you kept slowly getting him hard every time he went a little soft. Did you know he wasn't actually asleep? No theres no way. You would of said something. But ether way he wished you would get off of him before he got really hard again.

You could feel his cum slowly drip out of you every time he got softer but you still didnt wanna get off him. Even tho you were sure he would probably wake up soon. Letting out a breath you quickly got off of him before anymore cum slipped out of you. You quickly ran to the bathroom to clean up. Giving Deuce a second to breathe.

He slowly opened his eyes to stare at the mess you two made. He could see his cum and your juice mixed together on his dick and thighs. He tried his best not to get hard again with just the sight. But damn was it hard. He stared at his dick till he heard you coming back. He quickly closed his eyes and pretended he was asleep again.

You brought a warm wash cloth and carefully wiped up the mess you had made. Once you were sure most of the evidence was gone. You pulled his boxers back up him and placed the wash rag in the stuff you had brought to their dorm. Getting your bottoms back on you laid down next to Deuce. This time you laid your head on his chest and laid your legs on his own. It didnt take long for you to fall asleep not with all the work you just did.

Deuce also ended falling asleep while he imagined how you looked while you used him. He was happy that his plan worked. He didn't feel jealous anymore. But he was craving more from you now.