#but with my luck probably not

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[citruschemical]

📷.

[titenoute]

What once was one, then was two…

My entry for draw the princess contest.

[stemmmm]

my fucking plane won't take off so theseus' guide chapter 8 spoilers be upon ye

[bluenettetheclown]

So I have now played swsh and the raileon brainrot has taken hold of me.

Original and text under the cut

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Text:

Flygonenjoyer (raihan_official): Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his fully evolved five foot tall charizard. (4:20 pm . Jun 9 20XX. Chatwitter for Rotom)

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Original meme:

[fosliie]

This is not a dream my friend, and it will never end. This one is the nightmare that goes on

[wormzandgutz]

Simulacrums of luck day 2: RADIATION

The cockroach miraculous of Radiation The weapon is a giant Geiger counter that you hit Akuma's with, the superpower is an AOE of sudden onset acute radiation poisoning

[sunderwight]

Thinking about Black Widow Luo Binghe.

Hear me out -- so just like in canon, Shen Qingqiu self-destructs to save Luo Binghe, dies, and Luo Binghe steals his body to put on ice while he looks for methods to resurrect him. But unlike in canon, staving off decomposition is simply not that doable for a matter of years, even with cultivation and Luo Binghe pouring qi into the process. The qi costs are still high, so is Xin Mo, and now Binghe also needs a special artifact that can actually preserve Shen Qingqiu, but that runs on blood sacrifices.

To get the thing working, Luo Binghe feeds it a bunch of prisoners from the Water Prison. Then he starts kidnapping cultivators to drain for his own qi reserves, but that's difficult, controversial, and he can't use the same victims for the blood sacrifice afterwards. Frankly, between one thing and another it would be easier to satisfy Xin Mo with dual cultivation, and focus on finding victims for Shizun's Snow White style glass preservation coffin without having to choose between using targets for one or the other. Especially given that, if he finesses it, Luo Binghe can extend the use of his sacrifices and get more out of them with fewer deaths that way.

He's pretty sure that Shizun would want fewer deaths.

Of course, he is not a fan of the logistics of the plan itself, but he'd do worse things to one day be reunited. He consoles himself that he's building up bedroom experience for one day being with Shen Qingqiu, and that it doesn't really count because his heart's not really in it, and also if Shizun got to spend all that time in brothels then it's only fitting that Luo Binghe be his equal in this as well. It still doesn't make it pleasant for him, but it makes him able to tolerate the necessity of it.

So Luo Binghe ends up marrying a string of rich and powerful figures -- mostly the villainous single fathers and mothers and evil uncles of harem members from PIDW, rather than their daughters -- and coming up with creative ways of making all their deaths a few months into the process look like accidents. After the third one people are undeniably wary of marrying him, but there's always someone with a big enough ego to think they'll be an exception, or stupid enough to believe that it really has just been so much bad luck up to that point. It helps that the universe is predisposed to let him hit it.

When SY wakes up in the shroom body and hears about Luo Binghe's succession of marriages, he's not surprised. What he is surprised by is the bisexual graveyard of toxic dilfs and milfs that has replaced the harem.

What did he do to cause that?!

And what does Luo Binghe mean that he wants to marry his own shizun now? Is this his new method of revenge??? Binghe, you don't have to marry someone to kill them!

[burningcheese-merchant]

I tip my hat to @cuppajj's Beast Ancients AU in the form of a dumb meme edit, because that's probably all I'm good for tbh lol

For full and proper credit, I cropped the art from this post and made sure the watermark stayed visible (although I doubt anyone needs help recognizing that I didn't draw this, nor that I'm not behind the AU in general)

[theseyellowdays]

One thing I genuinely think the fandom forgets or underestimates is just how weird Neil is. Like we paint him to be this carismatic, flashy, cocky bad boy, but in reality he's stingy, skittish, balks at anything more personal then his thoughts on Exy and Cannot for the life of him socialize. Like in the Raven King, right after Seth dies, he straight up goes:

"Neil had to patch things up with [Allison] somehow, but he didn't know where to start. He'd never been good at winning people over. Someone like Allison wasn't likely to be his first success. "

Neil's spent his life living on the outskirts of "average" life. Ergo, he's cagey and flighty and so far removed from normal that even among the Foxes he'll always be a little unpredictable and odd. And you know what, good for him; we all deserve an antisocial introverted asshole to raly behind.

[misternibbs]

[Jash's Peculiar Excursion]

for the jojo x jash competition. Ok I literally have a blister on my thumb so I'm taking a break have a good one chat THE FUCKING DEADLINE IS SO FUCKING TIGHT FOR US IN THE STATES. CHRIST DUDE AAAAAAAAAexplodes

lineart only :)

[napping-sapphic]

Take my hand and i’ll show you something amazing (the amazing thing is that we are now holding hands🥰)

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Oh dear. It seems you walked in on a Peak Lord and her demonic lover

Qi Qingqi: How did you get in?! The door should've been locked!

Madam Meiyin: Do you mind? You're kinda interrupting us.

[filurig]

instructional booklet for basal and listless ceteceans feeling like looking for porpoise

[kankuroplease]

He tried to kill her granddaddy, so what’s a few million Ryō?

[fuumiku]

Day 11: sun

My redraw of @aatom87 's DTIYS on twitter of her WL Marcille! The dtiys post is gone but it was this artwork.

Started this back in January but then my ipad broke but hey starting March I had a new one, so I've had a lot of fun with this, the end and the start of a Fumi era™️, I had to redraw it again and I really like it overall~ Feels really good to be enabled to just draw monster people however I want to haha. 2025 Fumi is going to be drawing a lot more monster people a lot more stylized! Not as soft as what I thought I'd finish for today's prompt lol but Marcille's hair just really has that sun quality to it, don't blame me if it gets a little demonic... She's spellbound, oh no! Is there a trap specialist around who can lockpick his way through getting her back to normal?!