#naruto crackship

[kankuroplease]

He tried to kill her granddaddy, so what’s a few million Ryō?

[mothervvoid]

3/5ch | 8.7k wc | Uchiha Obito/Nii Yugito

"That's enough," the man in the orange mask—Madara, she supposes—says, sitting up from his lazy, lax position. "She's a guest here, you'll treat her as such."

"Guest?" Yugito scoffs. She doesn't feel like a guest, not with all of the chakra-drains attached to her, siphoning away her power. Not with the hands digging into the meat of her shoulders and arms. "I'd hate to see how you treat your prisoners."

"Are all jinchuriki in possession of such sharp tongues?" Madara asks, before he waves a hand. "Begone. I wish to speak with her alone."

OR, instead of being sealed after being captured, Nii Yugito accepts a deal.

[atoriv-art]

silly fashion swaps

[shirii]

sasuhinanaru spa night 💙💜🧡

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[evilkitten3]

i want to encourage people to embrace taking crackships seriously, especially in the naruto fandom. less "ugh they'd never even look at each other" and more "can you imagine how fucked up this shit would be"

[rocksama24]

🐈 & 🐦‍⬛

MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO MAKE THE CRACKSHIP!

Listen. It began as a joke and will end as one as well. They've never met, but that's the beauty of shipping, if we're talking about similarities, they're both dead, popular and have a lot of untapped potential.

[obikonans]

Hear me out this friendship (maybe with benefits)

[vnsgbs]

Here we have Neji immersed in his own contemplation of Sakura flowers.

Pls do not repost or edit my art. Não reposte ou edite minha arte!

[oh-no-its-bird]

I've done it, I've found the ultimate rair pair. Hashikaku nation rise up we need to water the dying fields

[watermelonsloth]

Worms

Kisame: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sasori: The brains of worms aren’t large enough to experience the complex emotion of love, so the better question is: would you still love me if you were a worm?

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Kakuzu: That’s the plan, does anyone have any questions?

Deidara: Yes! Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Kakuzu: No, dismissed.

Deidara: You didn’t even hesitate!

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Hidan: Important question for our relationship, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Itachi: Why? …What are you planning?

[kankuroplease]

My brain infestation ship~

[usuratongaychi]

kawababy + kashin koji forced sasuke and boruto to wear the stupid froggy suit

[soky-tf]

Sobre as minhas dificuldades de escrever fic no fandom de Naruto:

1) Não consigo escrever SasuSaku de forma que pareça interessante para mim. Eu shippo, acho que os personagens foram criados para ficar juntos. Mas não consigo escrever sobre eles.

2) Também não sei escrever NaruHina. Pra mim, eles são perfeitos juntos, não problemáticos, dois gostosos. Mas a dinâmica "Hinata é secretamente apaixonada por Naruto, que não percebe"... Sei lá. A história original já é assim, amigos. Pra quê eu vou colocar na minha fic?

3) As pessoas lêem 20 fics SasuSaku, 15 fics NaruHina ao mesmo tempo. Você entrega 1 fic em que nenhum dos dois é protagonista, e os f��s: "Vim por SasuSaku", "Vai ter NaruHina?", "Meu deus, a Sakura não vai ficar com o Sasuke?"... Poxa, não percebeu ainda que a fic não é sobre eles? Se quer mais do mesmo, fic desses casais é o que não falta.

4) Eu gosto de criar crack ship. Eu AMO deixar os relacionamentos fazerem sentido dentro da dinâmica da fic. Eu já escrevi ShinoTen acidental que acabou sendo o casal melhor trabalhado da história que era pra ser NaruHina 😅. Agora tô escrevendo uma fic KibaIno, que um dos casais que acabou surgindo foi ShikaSaku e foi totalmente inesperado, mas eu meio que gostei...

[shirii]

sasuhina kiss doodle💙💜

(let a girl ship a crackship from time to time 😭🤷‍♀️ )

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