#naruto crackship

[kankuroplease]

He tried to kill her granddaddy, so what’s a few million Ryō?

[mothervvoid]

3/5ch | 8.7k wc | Uchiha Obito/Nii Yugito

"That's enough," the man in the orange mask—Madara, she supposes—says, sitting up from his lazy, lax position. "She's a guest here, you'll treat her as such."

"Guest?" Yugito scoffs. She doesn't feel like a guest, not with all of the chakra-drains attached to her, siphoning away her power. Not with the hands digging into the meat of her shoulders and arms. "I'd hate to see how you treat your prisoners."

"Are all jinchuriki in possession of such sharp tongues?" Madara asks, before he waves a hand. "Begone. I wish to speak with her alone."

OR, instead of being sealed after being captured, Nii Yugito accepts a deal.

[atoriv-art]

silly fashion swaps

[shirii]

sasuhinanaru spa night 💙💜🧡

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

[evilkitten3]

i want to encourage people to embrace taking crackships seriously, especially in the naruto fandom. less "ugh they'd never even look at each other" and more "can you imagine how fucked up this shit would be"

[rocksama24]

🐈 & 🐦‍⬛

MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO MAKE THE CRACKSHIP!

Listen. It began as a joke and will end as one as well. They've never met, but that's the beauty of shipping, if we're talking about similarities, they're both dead, popular and have a lot of untapped potential.

[obikonans]

Hear me out this friendship (maybe with benefits)

[vnsgbs]

Here we have Neji immersed in his own contemplation of Sakura flowers.

Pls do not repost or edit my art. Não reposte ou edite minha arte!

[oh-no-its-bird]

I've done it, I've found the ultimate rair pair. Hashikaku nation rise up we need to water the dying fields

[kankuroplease]

My brain infestation ship~

[stelera]

So @its-just-a-phage sent me some art of a character I wasn't familiar with catching a fish with his mouth. He thought it was my blorbo, but unfortunately not all feral blonde men are Deidara. However once the idea was planted in my mind I couldn't NOT draw Deidara catching a fish with his mouth.

I shared the first doodle with some other friends, and @solarfox6 said I should draw him with a fish in EACH of his mouths. And like... I couldn't NOT do that either??

I mentioned it to @pleasedontstealmysoul and SHE said "do it no balls". And like... I couldn't NOT include that somehow either???

So now here we are...

[watermelonsloth]

Worms

Kisame: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sasori: The brains of worms aren’t large enough to experience the complex emotion of love, so the better question is: would you still love me if you were a worm?

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Kakuzu: That’s the plan, does anyone have any questions?

Deidara: Yes! Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Kakuzu: No, dismissed.

Deidara: You didn’t even hesitate!

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Hidan: Important question for our relationship, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Itachi: Why? …What are you planning?

[shirii]

sasuhina kiss doodle💙💜

(let a girl ship a crackship from time to time 😭🤷‍♀️ )

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

[usuratongaychi]

kawababy + kashin koji forced sasuke and boruto to wear the stupid froggy suit