#This is me bc i never shave btw

[fuumiku]

Day 11: sun

My redraw of @aatom87 's DTIYS on twitter of her WL Marcille! The dtiys post is gone but it was this artwork.

Started this back in January but then my ipad broke but hey starting March I had a new one, so I've had a lot of fun with this, the end and the start of a Fumi era™️, I had to redraw it again and I really like it overall~ Feels really good to be enabled to just draw monster people however I want to haha. 2025 Fumi is going to be drawing a lot more monster people a lot more stylized! Not as soft as what I thought I'd finish for today's prompt lol but Marcille's hair just really has that sun quality to it, don't blame me if it gets a little demonic... She's spellbound, oh no! Is there a trap specialist around who can lockpick his way through getting her back to normal?!

[hey-heigo]

just think itd be funny if they met irl

[astral-gamma]

Can I ask for some nsfw hcs for Nikolai, Diluc and Sunday?

NIKOLAI, DILUC, SUNDAY NSFW HEADCANNONS

i already wrote for Nikolai so ill link it here . Also i dont know much about sunday yet so its not well written im sorry!!

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DILUC

: ̗̀➛Diluc grunts

 : ̗̀➛has stubble,the stubble hitches so he makes sure to shave, but sometimes he has goatee

: ̗̀➛he has reddish/ginger hair btw

 : ̗̀➛Very tongue guy, he loves eating you out

 : ̗̀➛Beefy hands and generally his body but also toned

: ̗̀➛Grip  you oh so tightly bc scared of abandonment

: ̗̀➛his breath smells like alcohol and cigarettes, and overall his scent is a mixture of sweat or cologne

: ̗̀➛will hold/play with your hair a lot and in bed too

: ̗̀➛very shy about his feeling, but he seeks attention and validation. He doesn't want you to notice he loves the compliments and the flirting, but also never told you to stop

: ̗̀➛aftercare king

: ̗̀➛He's a bit clumsy in bed, didn't have much experience and has an issue with understanding other people emotions, so he want you to be expressive and be vocal in bed

: ̗̀➛he’s very gentle in bed but if you ask he would do anything

: ̗̀➛linked to that would leave bite marks on you if you ask

: ̗̀➛very devoted in bed and worships you but outside you two he doesn't show it, it's a you two private thing

: ̗̀➛whispers in your ear if he can eat you when you go home/asks if he can

: ̗̀➛very work oriented but always tries to give you as much attentions as possible, likes private dates maybe outside Mondstat for a picnic

SUNDAY

: ̗̀➛ gives me the idea of the archetype of religious imagery so nicknames like “angel” or “dove” are pretty common

: ̗̀➛ hes a strict person so can be a little controlling with you (not in any abusive way) : ̗̀➛i cant see him as a kinky person so he would just do it for love

: ̗̀➛most of the times he feels needy is after long work hours and he’s in need of some relax

: ̗̀➛he doesn't like any type of marks left on him, he care about how he looks to others

: ̗̀➛depending on how close you want to imagine this hc to the current story in penacony, he’d probably more melancholy

[luvv4j4ybe11]

just a silly little thought but can i request the sully brothers each reacting to the reader having a bush? 👀 i never see this often written!

Tbh…tbh….i had to write this bc it was brewin in my head ever since i saw that you sent this in, nonnie😭

(Also, I’d just like to say that if this makes you uncomfortable just simply unfollow me/keep scrolling/wtv you need to do to not feel like that. What you read is NOT under my control. Just had to say that before I continue☺️💕)

Dividers by: @cafekitsune

Warnings: p in v, reader as a bush (duh), switch dynamics, degradation, praise, aged up! Neteyam, aged up! Lo’ak, cum play, mentions of impregnation, cunnilingus, and I think that’s it. Enjoy, babies<3 (btw this isn’t proofread, so if there’s errors I apologize!)

- Neteyam wouldn’t care at all, if anything he finds it more attractive than when you don’t shave

- will purposely eat you out for hoursss because the feeling of your thighs + the little curly hairs rubbing against his face drives him crazy

- also is soo notorious for insisting to cum inside of you/cum directly onto your pussy, because he just loves the mess it makes. The sight of his and your own cum covering your tired cunt and thighs makes him wanna breed you untill it takes. (RAHH NETEYAM WITH A BREEDING KINK😩)

- loves to cup your pussy in his big ass hand, and he’ll slowly slide a finger inside of you while he shushes and coos a mixture of praises and degradation. Especially if you try to push away from him because of embarrassment of the little patch of hairs you have adorning your precious cunt.

“Awh, babygirl, why are you gettin all shy now? You were too shy when you were begging for me to cum inside of you, like the little slut you are...or when you see begging for me to stretch your tiny pussy out with my cock…you know there’s no need to feel embarrassed around me, babygirl. I love you endlessly.”

- also is so obsessed with how much your natural scent is increased when you don’t shave, so whenever he eats you out he’s always in a trance because of it. He won’t stop untill you physically cannot anymore(but even then he’ll pry another one out of u☺️)

- will purposely fuck you in missionary because he loves watching the strings of the both of your juices sticking to his lower abdomen that connect to your pussy. It’s just more fuel for him to breed you.

- regardless tho, he loves you and your body (+more) unconditionally and will support anything you choose to do with it<3

- now, Lo’ak, is a frl menace when it comes to this (but what else is new😭)

- mf will deadass tell you not to shave bc he finds your bush so attractive

- and if you do he’ll be so pissy about it😭one time you did he didn’t talk to you for 2 days bc he was so mad, (and you made fun of him for it once he finally came back bc he was acting like a child😭)

- whenever you’re feeling insecure about it/your body in general he’ll be stuck to your side all day, never leaving your body untouched and never leaving your mind with a doubt. He’ll be stuck between your legs for hours while telling you how beautiful you are and how pretty your body is.

- also js is such a munch in general, he’ll always beg to taste you before he leaves your side. And when he actually gets to it, babyboy gets so needy and whiney:( poor boy is slurping and sucking at your over sensitive clit while his cock is twitching and drooling with precum, so much that it leaves a little puddle on the floor:(

- and if you tug his hair whenever he hits your sweet spot, the neediest whine will come from him. It startled you at first, but when you looked down at him you were met with the most pathetic little face ever, his ears were pinned to his skull, face completely covered in your slick, lips all puffy, eyes all lust hazed and needy, and let’s not forget how much his tail would be swaying and wrapping around any body part of yours it can grab. He’s like an excited little puppy when it comes to going down on you, he can’t help it:(

- a bonus if you hit him with the hair tug + praise combo(and if you wrap your thighs around his head extra tight☺️) bc he’ll be complete putty in your hands. All kinda of desperate whines and moans will come from him as he makes you cum for the 5th time that night.

- he gets so whiney too, he’ll constantly beg you for “just one more” when you know you’re too overstimulated

“I know you can give me one more, mama. You don’t even have to do anything, I’ll do all the work, ok? Please just gimme one more…please, mama?”

- also will purposely fuck you in mating press/missnonary because he loves how your slick will stick to his v line and connects him back to your cunt

- when you two are done and you’re both ready to go to sleep, he always ends up fucking your thighs lightly, and always makes sure to rub between your folds with his length js so he can tease you and bc of the feeling of the little curly hairs rubbing against his tip makes him dizzy with pleasure

- besides all of that tho, he loves you no matter what, and whatever you choose to do with your body he’ll support ( just give him two days)

A/N~ I almost wasn’t even gonna post this bc I lost the whole fucking thing the first time, but I did it!! Tbh it was nice to write smth that wasn’t the fics I��ve been working on, so ty nonnie for sending this in!! And I hope this is everything you hoped and dreamed for😭 bc I kinda felt like I was talking out my ass the whole time. ANYWAY! stay safe, and stay hydrated, love you babies<3

Duces🫶🏽,

luvv4j4ybe11

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Taglist~ @tallulah477 @hotdsworld @plooto @blue-slxt @itchaboi-itchyboy @xylianasblog @etherial-moon-blog @criticallybella @professional-yapper

(If you’d like to be added to my general taglist or removed js lmk!! And if your tag isn’t working, check your settings💕.)

[dotjpeg]

nightmare blunt rotation . some fun little bits under the cut

Fox’s mullet is purely because he’s heard that people look down on the style. he’s never even met people who do. he didn’t even hear this himself, it was a long game of telephone. he doesn’t care at all about it and other troopers tend to care for it for him. he could go half bald overnight and wouldn’t give a damn. that beard keeps showing up like a possessed item no matter what he does. don’t point out his red roots if you can see them, his day is always going bad enough.

Thorn shares this “everything grows too fast and im too big” problem with Neyo bc I made them actual batchmates (made thorn’s number be 8820). by too fast I mean he could shave his hair close to his scalp and will have a fro by week 2 and the current style by week 4. also I was trying to figure out how his hair would even look bc of Temuera’s own hair looking like it grows out like mine more than down but I gave up. he’s got a rose pin in the back btw and it’s evil.

Stone is far from the “camera” and all tense bc he’s shy. well no he’s not shy in the usual sense, he just hates photos of himself and doesn’t like when he remembers he has a body that people can observe bc that’s straight up attempted murder. and I say blind I mean “can’t really make out objects/colors/sounds at all” rather than straight up seeing/hearing nothing. guess who uses this for evil? NOBODY. because we all love him and haters will be reincarnated as deer ticks.

Thire is close up because he uses his aberrations (when he’s not obsessively hiding/denying them) to get what he and his brothers want from rich married people, surely this has no negative consequence on his sense of self. you wish you were perfect like him, and getting everything you want. he can just tell. like fox (in many ways that upset everybody) in the sense that you shouldnt point out his different hair color. you dont know how badly it pisses me off that my characterization of him fits a few LDR songs.

[ghouljams]

this might be super tmi but one ask that you answered had me thinking about a conversation i had with friends on NYE. one girl gave another a spare (new) disposable razor so she could shave down there bc she invited a guy over and it was a whole thing, and as they were both hanging out in the bathroom me and another girl were just talking about if we shaved. i don’t, because of mobility issues and i just don’t see the need for it. like yeah i trim the hair but that’s it and she was like ??? you don’t shave??? not even the bikini line?? and i said it depends but not usually and she was so shocked lol

like we’ve had this conversation before, but she was a little surprised to hear that i don’t shave everything!! they all three like to be hairless and im genuinely the only one who does not give a fuck lol

ive never been taught anything like how to shave there, ive learned all sex ed through friends and online besides what little conversations my private school did on the subject. ive learned a lot from you btw! just thought id share smth i found interesting

I think it's interesting how much of women's "hygiene" is based off the idea that not doing something is the weird option. Not shaving, not wearing makeup, not liking traditionally "feminine" things.

I mostly don't give a fuck about shaving, I swing wildly between not doing it because I'm lazy and then remembering that I could be a dolphin and getting waaaay too excited about it. I use a trimmer with a guard just to keep things "tidy" and I'll be honest the number 1 reason for it is because it makes cleaning up during my period easier (that and undies feel good when I shave). At the end of the day, it's a cosmetic choice.

I have found that most people who eat pussy genuinely don't care if they gotta go bushwhacking to get to it. So much like other beauty standards it's more to differentiate who is willing to conform to the dominant cultural norm and who isn't.

[kimbapisnotsushi]

hi! please share your headcanons about jay. thanks!

ooooooooh sure thing let's get it!!

(also please keep in mind that soke was literally my first time dipping back into dc after a LONG while, so i have a bit of catch-up to do in terms of characters and stories, and thus some of my knowledge might be outdated!!! also i love jay but i do consider myself still very new to understanding him and thus most of these will be silly fun :333)

damian makes fun of him for that all-black ninja-esque stealth suit he wore to sneak into star labs because there was literally NO POINT in jay trying to disguise himself like that when he didn't bother covering up his BRIGHT FUCKING PINK hair

yes i'm still mad about yes i would like to know his thought process

is it natural btw??? i've seen different takes around where people think it's dyed bc of his other version in aos:jk, but i feel like that's pretty unlikely considering it was shaved all the way down when he got taken prisoner and experimented on and it grew back exactly like that

for the record i'm not a hater i'm just saying 1) it made him a walking beacon and 2) it being natural is so fucking funny to me since he clearly didn't inherit it from his mom, which begs the question:

who the fuck is jay's dad

while jay does care for all of the revolutionaries as their ally and everyone at the truth as their boss, and as an overall friend, i think that wink and the aerie are especially close to him and they consider each other family. they were pretty much the closest thing to adult supervision jay had for a while, and he relied on them a lot when he was settling down in metropolis and figuring out how to live alone

this meant that he called them for stupid things like "if something explodes in your microwave do you call the fire department", and not-stupid things like "help me open a bank account because metropolis bank has laws that won't let me do it by myself as a minor"

they were also the first people he came out to

jay loves them even if they CAN be really annoying

jay: "are you—are you guys ACTUALLY planning on shovel-talking superman" wink: "technically, he's superman's son" the aerie: "and if he's late to the coffee shop, i'm taking points off"

i think jay would get along with tim actually

the dude is an underground hacktivist refugee, investigative journalist, and a former president's son. he's probably used to always looking over his shoulder, ready to be jumped at a moment's notice. he's got a plan for everything but the plans only exist inside his head because he can't risk hard copies being found or digital ones being hacked. he's memorized them all. they're either alphabetized or mentally color-coded. we're talking levels of elaborate just-in-case getaways and meticulously planned investigations that would get a normal reporter killed if they asked the wrong question. it's dedication to a terrifying degree

yeah tim would definitely rock with him

jay has this neat little trick where if he's in a situation in which someone's poisoned his food and he has to eat it/can't let them know he knows, he just partially phases his organs so that the food falls through his body a little bit at a time and never enters his digestive system

jon is HORRIFIED when he finds out. damian is really fucking impressed

does gamorra have its own language???? i feel like jay would be fluent in it if so. of course he would be. he'd do anything to keep part of home as close to his chest as possible

oh that's another thing i'll probs mess up on btw i am legit so confused on gamorra considering it's apparently in asia and i would assume has its own distinct culture? but jay's surname is japanese and that random kid on the boat has a japanese name so are they like. japanese-adjacent??? or is gamorra made up of multiple asian identities blended into one (read tags for clarification)

i should probably read absolute power shouldn't i

okay sorry that got WAY off topic but yeah jay is definitely someone who loved his home despite not being able to go back and did everything he could to maintain his ties

ALSO can we talk about jay being a student at metropolis college at seventeen???? did he skip a year of school when he got to the u.s.??? did he lie on forms or something??

like i don't think he's taking extra credit classes as a high school student because he was also advertising the media department when we saw him, and i don't think he'd be doing that if he was in high school

jon makes sense because he had a fake identity which COULD put him in college. but jay???

honestly lying on paper is such a jay nakamura thing to do if he doesn't want people tracking him down by cross-referencing his birthday with government records

jay nakamura's number-one tip of running an anonymous underground activist stream: hide all identifiable information from the government

(this does not work when you are widely recognized as superman's boyfriend)

also now that dick is backing the truth can we PLEASE get tim in on it. i think it'd be so fucking funny. i think he and jay would have a grand old time breaking into firewalls and digging through internet archives and exposing corrupt people

tim is like "FINALLY i have something fun to do at all those fucking galas bruce makes me go to" because jay needs some rich guy's vacation itinerary so he knows the prime time to break into his house and gather evidence for something

i just have so much appreciation for jay nakamura you guys i love him so much

[bratphilia]

william afton nsfw alphabet i beg 🙏🙏 btw i love your blog you're doing god's work <33333

note: so um. i literally told michy, and i quote, "i cannot outdo the doer i fear" bc her william nsfw alphabet was so mf good like i was really worried i would not be able to come up with something original. so if you see any similarities to this!! it's her's!!

taglist: @dilfity

a = aftercare

not really affectionate. depends on who you are to him tbh. if you're just a fling/fuck buddy, you're pretty disposable to him (just gonna be blunt) therefore he's usually more concerned about himself. however if you're his wife you are allowed exactly one peck on the lips. he usually hits you with a cheesy one liner that's supposed to be comforting regardless.

b = body part

ass man ass man ass man. his favorite place to pull out on. he loves to spank you watch it jiggle as well as you jolt. loves to grab on it, snap the band of your panties on, bend you over his lap, etc.

c = cum

must. finish. inside. will buy you plan b, or just pull out on your stomach, titties, or, his favorite, your ass, but only if he has to (ie you're quite a taboo couple that may never see each other again). loves to paint your face after you suck his dick.

d = dirty secret

wants to hold a knife to your throat and make you call him william. he gets so tired of hearing you cry "steve!" that he just mostly makes you call him "daddy" or "sir." either that or he wants to try a cnc scenario where he's hunting you down as william.

e = experience

a lot of experience. if you have no experience, he just can't help but want to ease you into every little kink of his!! and if you're experienced? he likes that too because he wouldn't have to teach you to do everything.

f = favorite position

doggy style because he loves to see your ass bounce, especially when you look back at him and thrust backwards. it will have him thrusting into you even harder. also loves mating press and grasping onto your thighs so you have little free will. he loves any situation where you're completely at his disposal.

g = goofy

not goofy at all. this is serious business.

h = hair

very shaven!! he has a happy trail but shaves his pubes.

i = intimacy

even if it's rough, it feels intimate (hence why it can never be funny to have sex with him). loves to press his forehead against yours and force you to look into his eyes as he pumps into you.

j = jack off

takes pictures with and without your consent for masturbation material. he'll even go onto your social media and stroke himself to pictures of you with friends or family (zoomed in on you ofc) ITS FUCKING WEIRD. he jacks off literally at any opportunity he can find.

k = kink

loves it when you call him daddy. no questions asked. he loves the power dynamic it creates. has a huge degrading kink. expect to be called "slut" and "whore" AND he loves to be degraded by getting called a "pervert" or a "dirty old man." has a huge age kink, once again, loves the seniority.

l = location

anywhere and everywhere. he doesn't have a bucket list or anything but he just has to have you wherever he pleases! even if you're not totally onboard with it, he'll find other ways to convince you.

m = motivation

he just has high libido. point blank.

n = no

would immediately stop if you asked him to call you "mommy" or got way too cocky while he lets you have a little fun dominating him for once.

o = oral

he loves forcing his cock down your throat and fucking your face, don't get me wrong! but he loves smothering his face in and making out with your cunt. it's to the point where it's not about you and more about him satiating his personal hunger.

p = pace

depends on what he needs and william's mood varies minute by minute. if he's angry, expect it to be taken out on you with many spanks landed on your ass, hand in your hair, and all kinds of degrading insults thrown at you. if he's feeling more in the mood, he'll go slow and torture you, filling you up inch by inch, edging you, and making you beg him for your orgasm.

q = quickie

not a fan. must fuck you fully or not at all.

r = risk

does not want kids. he's very upfront about that. so even if he comes inside you, he's very very sure that you take a contraceptive.

s = stamina

has insane stamina for his age. will fuck you like a rabbit for hours.

t = toys

LOVESSS to torture you with all kinds of vibrators and dildos. wants to try tying all your limbs and holding a vibrator to your cunt to see how much you can take.

u = unfair

read above. he's also very much into bondage. loves to restrain your body and eat you out nice and slow, making sure his beard scratches in all the right places.

v = volume

depends on your disposition. more often than not he takes it as a compliment if you scream. but if you need to be quiet (cough cough stepdad!william) he'll stuff your panties in your mouth, choke you so you get the message, or just clap a hand over your mouth and threaten to "make you shut the fuck up" if you don't.

w = wild card

wants to try a threesome with a younger man to show him how a real man fucks. only rule is that he absolutely has to pull out, or else he's going "missing"

x = x-ray

you know what they say about big hands. mans is HUNG. he definitely gets more swollen as he gets hard too.

y = yearning

like i said, his libido is extremely high at all times. even in the most wrong situations. he even gets hard watching you genuinely upset/crying over something and asks if he can compensate to make you "feel better."

z = zZz

doesn't really care about waiting until you fall asleep. personally believes sleep is for the weak and there's so much he hasn't done yet.

[feral-ass-raccoon]

hey guys my dad won't stfu and i'm feeling petty so here's a few life tips he taught me bc i know he'd hate me sharing them here

- if you're packing for a long trip and you wanna save space [or just in general everyday life] you don't have to waste space/money on shaving cream. you can just use conditioner. it works fine

- adding to that: women's razors actually get a cleaner shave btw. regardless of gender, invest in a women's razor <3

- if you're going to a pool/zoo/insert amusement park here you should always bring a bag with a couple bottles of gatorade [or water. i just think gatorade is good and the flavoring helps me drink more, personally]

- if you're staying in a hotel room that doesn't have a kitchenette, but you still wanna keep some food around for when you don't wanna go out to eat, go to the grocery store and buy sandwich stuff. we usually get a loaf of bread, some lunch meat, and pickles [he also buys cheese slices and mayo but i don't like those sooo-]

- speaking of hotels, never keep your room key in the sleeve it came in. if your key gets stolen then it'll tell them what room and hotel you're staying in

i'll update this if he pisses me off again and i rember something i missed <33

[strawberrystepmom]

KENDALL. i want to know dante’s morning routine in like a modern/normal au if u have one. tell me everything. what color is his toothbrush. does he floss. how often does he shave. spare no details fine madam

hi florissa <333333 thank you for asking!! honestlyyyyy canon au is basically modern so i will go ahead and just go with that. why not!!!!

so he is not a morning person. usually he sleeps rough and hard. he wakes up when my alarm goes off and decides he doesn't want me to get out of bed so then i become enveloped in the worlds hottest bear hug. ofc im like "stoppppp let me up" and he either pretends to sleep and starts to snore but usually he actually goes right back to sleep. so then i have 250+ lbs like parked on me im trying not to die but it's okay as long as the baby is getting his extra sleep.

after we've used up our 30 minute allotment of snuggle time, i pry him off of me nearly using the jaws of life. 50/50 chance of him either waking up and grumbling about being cold and neglected or sleeping right through. once he's up though, it's slow at first but then he's revving to go. he brings me my coffee, by that point i've showered and my day is started. i sip my coffee, we chat for a bit and have breakfast that i force him to eat, and then he's off to get ready.

he's one of those like...i've optimized my entire morning routine people and not in a weird dude bro way but in like the im pissing and brushing my teeth (toothbrush is purple btw to answer that question) in the shower to save a few minutes kind of way. it really saves no time at all but who am i to tell him no. he showers, doesn't shave because he only does that once every week or so, finishes getting ready. he uses the waterpik because it's there and easier than flossing and i force him to care about that stuff bc i care about him. not in a pushy way but in a "if you aren't here for a long long long time and healthy and safe and in one piece idk what im going to do" way. it's not a guilt trip it's genuine but it works like a guilt trip so hey.

then when i leave for work he has a little bit of time to himself which actually doesn't please him that much. he doesn't like being on his own so very often this results in him stopping by my job in canon au to bother me before going to his shop. or sometimes he calls nero to bug him. or trish or lady who are always like "im going to see you in 15 minutes leave me alone until then". or nico to make small talk. just sometimes he can't be left alone with himself and that's okay. there's always someone who is at least willing to answer their phone when he calls and that means a lot.

then his day at devil may cry starts! he sits at his desk waiting for jobs. he reads. he honestly...if it's not busy....helps me a lot. he does research for me. he goes and meets people i need information from. i don't let him work for me bc that would be uncomfortable for both of us but i do in turn keep the lights and water on and rent paid at devil may cry. this is the only way he'd let me do it so he kind of ends up being kendy errand boy when he isn't gunslinging although he never complains. i think he'd be full time kendy errand boy and wouldn't bitch.

so yeah. usually by lunch he's calling me like where are you can you get away can i come see you what are you doing and im like well i suppose i can make a detour to come see you (our workplaces are less than 5 city blocks away from each other)

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

I’d love to know which Megatron’s you see femme leaning /vpos👁️👁️

YES OMG

ok so tfp megan can be femme leaning/hyperfemme depending on her mood. most of the time she's gnc to butch because it's more convenient during war BUT i think she also pretty frequently has her moods where she's super femme and makes it everyone's problem. like knockout sorta except way worse bc she's the boss so if anyone messes her look up. there are consequences. also she's a punk and/or trad goth regardless of butch/femme-ness

earthspark megan is generally femme leaning but not extremely so, more like she toes the line between a butchy femme and a gnc woman. i'd imagine she's the kinda girl to hate shaving and makeup (sensory issues + time consuming) but really likes more feminine styles and things like perfume. very rarely hyperfeminine, although it has been known to happen.

perhaps controversial but i think bayverse megan is constantly a femme, and not ever really a butch. at times she might be a soft butch but that's kinda it. HOWEVER. she is not hyperfeminine bc it's too inconvenient and she has other things to deal with. so solidly femme/femme leaning but not full on.

cyberverse megan is VERY femme at all times, never a butch. it may be inconvenient but she's a girlboss who is EXTREMELY dramatic and to her the inconvenience is actually part of the appeal. similar to tfp megan, if you ruin her outfit/makeup/whatever, you are dead. (real reason she killed starscream btw. it's canon trust me.) important to note: she's kinda goth but also not really. more grunge clothing but makeup is gothic.

armada megan is sorta like tfp megs in that she can be both butch and femme depending on her mood, however armada megan is always solidly one or the other, never in between, and also spends an equal amount of time as a butch/femme. so one day she'll be a stone butch and then the next she's hyperfemme. works in a lot of scenecore clothing but tones it down a little (neon hurts her eyes so she wears more muted colors)

lowkey beast wars megan is the ultimate manic pixie dream girl to me. she's wearing styles that people literally didn't know existed. i think she'd be just a little too into cheetah print but she pulls it off. Kind of femme but in a distinctly queer/gnc way, and very rarely wears makeup. her hair is probably an undercut imo.

megan in idw REALLY depends on which part of the comics we're talking about, and i feel like she's had some radically different eras. her as a stealth bomber was her stone butch goth era, as d-16 she was just gnc because of convenience but not properly a masc, and on the lost light she kinda tried out more feminine looks but was still more masc than femme. can vary somewhat but in general is more comfortable when presenting as masculine, and never felt all that drawn to more traditional feminine things.

tf one megatron is a buzzcut lesbian and i don't argue about this. i think d-16 kept her hair in either locs or twists and then immediately after becoming megatron/being banished she buzzed her hair, just as another physical representation of her transformation. (get it. transformation in a transformers post.) she grew her hair out a bit more as megatron after that but still kept it relatively short. her clothing style is more utilitarian and about convenience, so again, masc leaning. when she gets more time to dress up tho she can be pretty femme.

yeah. i have too many thoughts abt tgirl megatron as you can tell (if hasbro didn't want me to think megatron is trans then why is she literally trans)

[olenvasynyt]

Hola I have returned!

The ACoEaS Vanserra brothers (modern au) are on Vacation at an all-inclusive resort. Who:

Has their suitcase lost and spends the rest of the trip begging/stealing the other brother's things to get by;

Four brothers are forced to pair up and room together bc Beron was being cheap and only booked so many rooms. Who is forced to share?; 

Ends up crashing the wedding happening at the resort and somehow is invited onto the after party yacht;

takes advantage of the "all you can eat" morning buffet and has no less than three plates of food, much to the disgust of some of the other brothers;

disappears the moment they pick-up their luggage at the airport and is only sporadically seen throughout the vacation at a distance. Never answers any text messages from his family asking where he is;

Loses their room key on a near daily basis;

Is being ogled by all of the guests, but has no idea;

Falls head over heels with another guest. They don't speak the same language, but the brother is convinced this is a love story for the ages;

Gets drunk and wakes up the next day in some bushes a few miles from the resort;

has made friends with seemingly everyone at the resort and eats meals at a different table every single day;

reads no less than four books;

does all the activities the resort has to offer - beach volleyball, snorkling, surfing, zipling etc; 

sleeps in everyday til noon vs who is up at the crack of dawn and gets a grand total of three hours of sleep every night;

is sipping daiquiris at the swim up bar and making idle conversation with the bartender while watching brother x and brother x attempt to drown each other across the pool;

spends 90% of their time getting pampered at the luxurious spa;

ends up getting hurt doing [insert activity of choice] and spends a full day at the hospital - brother X is forced to accompany them; and 

convinces X brothers to go midnight swimming in a restricted zone. They are reported to police. Who gets away, who caught and held overnight in detention for evading the police. 

Omg I'm ready. (They are vacationing in Summer btw obviously)

Elmar gets their suitcase lost and more so threatens than begs or steals from other brothers to get by lmao.   This brings up fights including “this is my fucking shirt anyways you stole it from me a decade ago!” Most of his threats are for nothing and he just ends up going to town to buy a new wardrobe. 

Lucien, Jora, Aatos and Galeti are forced to pair up and room together (because they are all the youngest) and Galeti and Lucien lovingly call it “the party room”. They hoard several bottles of alcohol in there and party very often. Aatos, y introverted sober baby, isn't into it so he goes down in the lobby to read or something

either Galeti or Lucien absolutely crashes the wedding happening at the resort and is of course invited onto the after-party yacht.  They’re both pretty charismatic like that.

Lucien and Raivis take advantage of the "all you can eat" morning buffet.  Lucien has the three plates of food while Raivis just happened to be up already, so he’s sipping coffee and eating a reasonable omelet at 5 in the morning.

Eris disappears the moment they pick-up their luggage at the airport and is only sporadically seen throughout the vacation at a distance. Never answers any text messages from his family asking where he is.  He is having a fun gay outing.

The other guests stare atJora all day and he has no idea why until he realizes that Galeti and Lucien shaved a chunk of the back of his hair off while he was sleeping.

Oh god Elmar ABSOLUTELY falls head over heels with another guest and he is convinced she is in love with him because she’s always giggling and looking in his direction.  Nah, she just thinks he’s an idiot and is talking about him in her language.  

Getting drunk and waking up the next day in some bushes a few miles from the resort is something Lucien would do

Galeti has made friends with seemingly everyone at the resort and eats meals at a different table every single day.

Eris is probably the brother who reads the most books during the vacay, Raivis is the runner up, and then Lucien, who amazingly reads at least two despite partying day and night.

Omg Aatosssss does all of the resort stuff.  This is this shit, he’s the biggest outdoor guy.  I think he would spend a lot of time swimming and hiking on the beach.  Galeti could not do the ziplineing.  He refuses to say he’s afraid of heights but he threw up when they did a brother hike up a mountain.  And idk if you have seen Avatar the Last Airbender but there’s the beach episode where the fire nation squad has a vacation and does a beach volleyball competition.  They would team up and get way too into that lmao.

I don’t think any of the brothers sleep in because I headcanon that most of the brothers have insomnia. I feel like the person who gets a “reasonable” amount of sleep is Galeti and that’s only because he passes out after partying.  But he’ll pass out around 5 am and then wake up at 10am and continues on his partying. Eris and Raivis are the worst I think, so they aint sleeping a wink, even on vacation.

LMAO I love this prompt.  Eris is the one sipping daiquiris at the swim-up bar and making idle conversation with the bartender (it’s a guy and he’s flirting) while watching Elmar x and Glaeti x attempt to drown each other across the pool.  He’s not stepping in because he’s on vacation. 

Oooooh all of the brothers deserve to be at the spa!  I’m going to say Raivis.  At first he refuses to do it per Eris’ suggestion but then he goes and he has the best sleep of his life.  I feel like he really likes the sauna too.  And he loves his hair so that’s the main sort of pampering he gets!

Hmmmmm I would say Elmar gets hurt in the volleyball tournament.  Aatos is the nice brother who accompanies him and he sneaks in alcohol per Elmar’s demands (Is this forshadowing so something that actually happens in ACOEAS?  Hmm maybe….)(not the sneaking alcohol part haha)

Lucien convinces the younger brothers to go midnight swimming in a restricted zone after they get drunk together in the party room they were forced to stay in together because Beron is cheap. The police catches them but Lucien and Galeti get away while poor Jora and Aatos are caught and held overnight in detention.  Aatos is really sly and nice to them though so he helps give them a good case.

I love these so so much omg please keep them coming and please get even more specific and ridiculous 😂💕

[lakesbian]

okay here's my post reviewing sombra skins i would change the hair on. because i have to exorcise this. im only including skins that i dont already think are screwed beyond repair where the hair is the least of the issue btw. theres only 4 but the images will make it long so ill put it under a cut

most classic and egregious Sombra Hair Offender i think. good skin design but the hair just completely ruins it for me. do not under any circumstances give sombra the straight mom pixie cut. this skin should have a very faintly red-tinted buzzcut (not Bald bald, but buzzed), and then it would be good. also as usual i wish they'd tint her makeup appropriately for the skins but whatever it's not super noticeable

another notorious offender. honestly i don't hate the hair for this as much as some people do, it's okay once you get used to it. but i feel like it really exemplifies how the skin designers are never really willing to push sombra having alt airstyles as much as they should be. picture this skin but instead of whatever is going on w the hair here, she has an icicle mohawk with spikes reminiscent of the ones on her arms. it would give the whole thing a much sharper and more sombra-y vibe

the recolor of it is honestly extremely lazy and nothing in general, but. the hair feels extra dumb here bc it's not even giving that tonally appropriate frozen-stiff vibe that the original version at least manages to convey. i think this would be much much better if the hair was a modified version of her usual undercut where it droops down/covers part of her face instead of swooping so that it visually resembles lava flowing downwards. have the shaved portion black, and make the longer portion lava-red.

this skin in general is messy to me. i Think the idea is to do an interesting aesthetic combo of a porcelain doll and a more futuristic robot, but it just ends up feeling sloppy. and the hair in particular feels detached from the rest of the color scheme to me. i don't know what i'd change, bc i think the whole thing needs a few more passes, but i don't like it. also, stop fucking giving her blue eyes.

[pretty-oooodd]

BSD men with a punk s/o!!

Featuring: Dazai, Chūya, Atsushi, Ranpo, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Sigma, Fyodor, Nikolai.

TW/CW: no tw, this is a fluff "domestic" one. Mention of tattoos, piercings. Let me know if you want me to add more (bc I'm not really practical with tws).

Enjoy <3!!

DAZAI is the kind of guy that's always been interested in these kinds of subcultures, especially punk, but he didn't really had the reasons or will to get into it.

He likes the trash pants, the one full of patches, chains and tears.

But his absolute favorites are the skinny ones full of tears, with fishnets underneath them.

He's a big tease, so he would really have fun poking the holes in his s/o's clothes. Especially the ones on their tights.

You have tattoos? Cool, give him sharpies (Crayola ones) and he'll color your tats.

Piercing on your lips? He'll make sure to lick it when he kisses you.

Ow come on, our buddy CHŪYA is a punk soul.

Argue with the wall.

He listens to punk music with his HEART.

And kinda likes the clothing, he just prefers his elegant attire.

So, if his s/o is punk he will love it. Absolutely admire you for your style and strong ideals, bc let's not forget what punk is abt!!

If you have tattoo sleeves, especially flowers, he STANS.

Nose piercings and studs lover here. He himself wants a nose piercing.

If you wear the same size clothes, he maybe steal something from your closet.

Would probably bring you to a concert.

ATSUSHI is so soft and probably doesn't like studs but he would never offend you ^^

He wasn't really interested or educated on this community before meeting you.

He learned the lace code just for you!!

Doesn't really understand and like the music, but supports you and everything you like!

He LOVES your tattoos! He thinks they are so cool.

If you have piercings he will make sure to learn how to clean them and help you with it.

RANPO thinks that your style is interesting but doesn't really mind it.

If you're a messy, chaotic person, you will get along.

If you have one of those wonderful haircuts like Mohawks or just bright hair color he will absolutely love it.

Likes playing with your hair and coloring your tattoos.

The patches in your pants and vests are his favorite parts.

Doesn't listen much music in general, so punk isn't really his problem anyway.

LMAOOO, HOW???

I still haven't understood what's KUNIKIDA's "ideal woman".

Btw, he isn't a fan of punk or these cultures in general but likes you anyway.

Considers tattoos and piercings (everything abt this style) "unprofessional".

And he will tell you but there's nothing he can do abt it.

We stan a punk monarch.

Will always be the one to remember you to clean and treat your tats and piercings.

Kinda likes the dedication you put into styling your own clothes and hair.

And he likes the fact that the community expresses its ideals too.

Bro doesn't care.

Lord give him two shits to give pls.

Jkjk, AKUTAGAWA kinda likes the "aggressive" style.

He's into the metal music probably idk.

Likes the studs and boots with platforms.

Likes to sew the patches on your vests and pants.

Piercings like nose bridge are his absolute favorites!!

You shaved your eyebrows for him, how sweet.

He's an introvert but the moshpit would be his natural habitat, just to let the rage out.

Poor man, SIGMA got scared the first time he saw you.

He doesn't fully understand the "use" or "meaning" of this style but he's learning.

Not a fan of the music but loves you, so he will listen something if you ask him.

He likes your tattoos, as he thinks of them as a form of art that makes you unique.

Piercings aren't his thing tho. Really doesn't understand them but loves earrings.

You two probably have some matching sets of earrings.

He finds punks intimidating but in a good way.

HOW PT. 2?????? WHAT?

I mean, I think FYODOR's kinda into metal and goth things but punk???

Punk really isn't his thing.

Doesn't like piercings, idk.

But tats are a form of art for him, just like painting.

He appreciates your dedication to the ideals even if he doesn't fully agree sometimes.

His favorite parts of your outfits are the boots!

He probably likes your hair too, bc they're particular.

Doesn't like the concerts so he won't come with you.

He probably looks cool af in a leather jacket with studs.

NIKOLAI is a biiig tease.

He likes to play with your hair and piercings.

He's the prime example of man child: give him sharpies and he will color your tats gladly.

Probably wants to get a piercing just like his s/o!!

He dies your hair. You have no escape from this.

Skinny jeans fan!!

Nikolai isn't really into punk music but likes early 2000s emo culture (early Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy).

My boy will torment you if you don't let him try your clothes on.

[sk8termikey]

Chapter 9 of 21 Questions

better interface on wattpad

Lily loml🌻

Bro

The triplets 1st podcast is today

I’m so excited

It seemed awesome already from the trailer last week

I knooow

Kinda mad if it's every monday bc it’s my closing day

Sucks to be you

I love my day off even more now💃🏻💃🏻

Jk i’ll wait for you to watch it tonight like you do for the other vids

Thanks bestie😞

<33

Also the fact they’re gonna have guests is really cool

I really can’t wait to watch the first one

I know they probs have a few episodes recorded

But i hope it won’t be too much work for them now

Ye

3 vids a week

Esp nick who has to edit

Nick our king >>

Fact

Btw i might be home a bit earlier bc the café is kinda dead rn

Just the old couple that comes weekly and they’re almost done

So you won't wait much for me to watch the podcast

Yayy

The one together for 50 years?

I love those old ladies, they’re so cute

Fr and they always leave a huge tip

We don’t deserve them😞

Anyways see you in an hour or so ig

See you soon🫶🏻

When Alex put her phone back in her pocket, the “old ladies” as described by Lily were getting ready to leave. When they reached the counter, they both gave the blonde a sweet smile as one of them pulled out a bill from her wallet.

“The chocolate cake was delicious as always, but did you guys change anything?” One of the ladies asked.

“Yeah Lily did!” Alex knew that her friend would be excited to know that someone had noticed. “She tried adding some chocolate shavings before putting the cake in the oven.”

“Now I’m going to have a hard time deciding which one I like most, but it was as good as the usual recipe. You'll tell her that it reminds me of how my mum would make it”.

Alex couldn’t help the smile growing on her face. The couple had never once been rude to her and her other coworkers when they would come. Lily was always glad when they would compliment her food and it helped improve her self-confidence as chocolate desserts were basically the only thing Lily had mastered. Alex was really happy that she would be able to pass on the message to her friend.

Alex was finally able to close the café after the happy couple left and because the day had been a slow one, she had had time to clean little by little so that she didn’t have much left to do now.

~~~

When Alex arrived home, Lily was waiting for her on the couch. The TV was already set up on the Cut the Camera YouTube channel and some snacks were waiting for the two girls on the table. Alex told Lily to start the podcast as she would just be grabbing a can of Dr. Pepper in the fridge. As Lily did so and clicked on the video, the first out of many “Good morning Campers” from Nick Sturniolo could be heard in the house.

The podcast first started with Nick, Matt and Chris talking about looking alike, which is something that never bothered them much as they know that their viewers are easily able to differentiate them – even Lily could do it without problem by now.

As they then mentioned the fact that some pairs of best friends sometimes looked more alike than them, Lily and Alex exchanged a quick glance before laughing. Even though they had been friends since middle school, they had barely anything in common regarding their physical appearance.

The podcast kept dwelling on growing up as triplets, regarding the impact it could have on their friends but also the annoying comments they would always get from people. However, as they were mostly talking about the negative outcomes, they decided to start listing the positive aspects of growing up with two other people. Nick, Matt and Chris all agreed that being a triplet was the same as having built-in friends who were here for you at all times.

A couple of minutes later, Chris highlighted the support he always felt from his brothers and that the three of them being on the same page is something they all feel lucky about.

Then, as the topic of constant comparison was being tackled, Lily and Alex were quietly listening. The two girls felt very close to the triplets in the way that they were learning about their struggles. Them being so open about it was an opportunity to understand how the Life as Triplets was. What hit the hardest was the moment when Matt summarised the small conversation by explaining that no matter if it's about similarities or differences, people still find a way to compare them.

The podcast eventually finished on a more light-hearted tone as Nick, Matt and Chris were laughing about their high school experience when someone would meet one of them without knowing that they were a triplet. This would lead to them pretending to be one another just for a two seconds conversation in the hallways – and then at the end of the day, debriefing who came up to talk to each of them.

“I just loved it so much, oh my god!” Alex exclaimed as the video ended.

“Me too, like– I absolutely adore the Wednesday and Friday videos but this type of content is so refreshing I don't know”, Lily agreed with her friend. “I feel closer to them, make it make sense I guess”.

“I get you don’t worry, I know we’re gonna have another perspective of their lives and they’re gonna enjoy giving it to us as much as we’re gonna enjoy learning about it.”

“Exactly like…” Lily thought for a few seconds, “an inside point of view of not only the Sturniolo Triplets but simply Nick, Matt and Chris as people, just individuals. This is what they're trying to make people realise, they're not only triplets – even though that's a bit of their brand I guess – but they are also their own person.”

The two girls were just really excited to see more of this new project from the triplets, although Alex had to share some semi bad news:

“However, I have no idea if I’ll have the motivation to watch an hour of podcast every Monday when I come home from work”.

“Oh yeah, I understand”. Lily put a comforting hand on Alex’s shoulder while trying to find a solution. “Just pick a day and we’ll catch up at that time!”

“I mean, I might not even watch it weekly if I’m honest so– I won’t mind and it might actually be best that you watch them whenever you want like when they come out if that’s what you prefer and I’ll postpone my ‘watch podcast sessions’ until I have enough attention span to listen to them for a whole hour”, Alex explained.

“If that’s okay with you yeah I’m fine with that”, Lily let out a smile. “We’ll still have to discuss it obviously”.

“Of course”, Alex immediately agreed. “Lots of new info we’ll have to talk about!”

What they didn’t know yet is that watching the next podcasts on their own would finally enable Lily to choose her favourite triplet as she would realise that one of them might be a bit too relatable for her taste, and maybe a tiny bit too attractive on camera.

Thank you for reading. Votes and comments are always appreciated if you like this story :) The story is co-written w @/little_grapejuice on wattpad

[b3ast0fburd3n]

listen listen I'm doing drafts but I can NOT stop thinking about Eddie and Hayes' friendship Listen to Lonely Eyes - The Front Bottoms and ignore the romantic context and its T H E M

As much as he bitches about having to work he would truly do anything she asked. He may only clean their living space when she asks but by god it's fucking sparkling when she gets home.

I know it really seems like Hayes doesn't recognize all that eddie does for him or maybe like he just doesn't care but he really truly does love and care for her. He just has no idea how to express positive emotions towards other people. He can't say shit like "I love and appreciate you" cause that shits gay. He doesn't like doing anything so he's not gonna go out of his way to "do something nice" for someone. It's just so much easier for him to lose his mind over his emotions than it is to express them.

It's not a secret that Eden takes care of Hayes. No one understands how he survived before her (not even me, just call it divine intervention). However there are a few rare instances where the roles reverse.

When she first joined the pirates, a lot of them would talk shit because, lets be so real, she is a teenage girl. Which would piss Hayes off to no end because this "little girl" overpowered/outsmarted his 6'4 adult ass and definitely would've killed him if other pirates hadn't rushed over after hearing the scuffle. thats how they met <3

So they're all making fun of how small she is and talking about what they'd do to her and Hayes, one of the more laid back pirates on the island, just flies off the handle and starts throwing punches. He's too stupid to think of just walking away.

And then. The Event. I won't go into too much detail bc ew! but 3-4 pirates corner Eden in a secluded area and try to force themselves on her. Long story short, one of them has her by the hair (which is still long at this point) so she gets one of their knives away from them and cuts her hair and kills them. Anyway, she's covered in blood and stumbling around camp when Hayes finds her. He's all worried like "oaur naur what happened" until she finally snaps back into reality to push him away and say "I handled it."

(BTW she left it cut like that until she let Vaas shave it PERFECT ART BY ZAFF (@zaffyrr) as soon as their comms open again I'm throwing money)

He not in love with her but like. He is? Their relationship never extends past friendship, but if you took the sex + such out of a lifelong partnership that would pretty well describe them. That's the moment he realizes that he can't take care of her or keep her safe but he can give her a shoulder to lean on or an ear to talk off. He isn't useful or skilled in any way but he knows how to be a friend. And if that's all he can offer, he'll give it all to her.