#but why these kinks specifically?

[maximura]

[dragongirltongue]

Every fucking callout post has the screenshots that are like:

target: sooo, as I was saying [ta6oo kink] is so fucking hot right? Are you still down to RP it with me? target: I get it if you wanna 6ail OP of callout: Yeah I fucking love it, I'm totally down :D OP of callout: Anything you're feeling right now in particular

And so as much as it disgusted me to lie a6out 6eing into that shit it was the only way I could get the trans woman with weird tastes to expose herself 10 years ago.

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And every fucking time I'm just like, damn, even if that particular thing is distur6ing to me, you fucking lied your way into knowing it, kept the lie up for years and then used that trust to try and ruin her life? And you want me to trust you now? Fuck off.

[monkesupreme]

As cute as that post is, the hc i live behind is that Bruce has been surrounded by rich people all his life and is so aware of the kind of nasty shit they do that hes like hyperaware of protecting his kids in the Right way, and that means being extremely blunt and nonchalant about sexual things they may or may not do. Hes the dad thats constantly reminding them to use condoms or buy this kind of lube for these kinds of toys and the kids HATE ITTTTT theyre like PLEASE OLD MAN. ENOUGH. I GET IT !!!!

Hes like got a million answers for everything bc HE did so much shit in his lifetime that hes a walking encyclopedia but they would literally Die before coming up to him for any sex related questions. Which is really unfortunate (for them) bc at least TWO of his children are dating aliens and old enough to Do Things and its impossible to just google [insert alien race] anatomy; the only people who have that information are the aliens in question and BRUCE bc hes the only fucker that keeps track of this shit !!! Going to Bruce for anything is soooo dire bc the reminder that he FUCKS is like too much for them to bear, esp when hes out patrolling w Selina or Clark and hes like smiling and bickering w them its like NOOOO THATS RIGHT NOT THEM TOO ‘oh my fucking goddd not uncle clark’ <- jason about to literally explode from how red his fucking face is

[arsenicflame]

steddyhands modern au inspired by this post:

(1828 words, themes of kink but nothing explicit, established blackhands & gentlebeard-centric. Happy Pride!)

Stede picks up leatherworking in the wake of his divorce. He's not exactly sure how it ended up being such an important hobby for him, only that he had always admired the intricate designs on his horse's best bridles, and with little else to do with his time, he decides to give it a go.

It's rocky going at first, but he's having fun working with his hands for the first time in his life, and there's a sense of satisfaction in seeing the design come to life as he works. With practice, his skills improve, and he learns how to make things that are truly one of a kind.

He starts off posting his pieces online, as a way to reach fellow enthusiasts, but quickly finds himself with a rather large audience. Stede’s style is unique, and, after many requests from his followers, Lucius encourages him to make some more basic pieces he can sell. It's not about making money for Stede, but another way to meet new people who share his interests- as Lucius keeps telling him, it's sad that his personal assistant is the main person he talks to these days. 

So Stede sets out on a new adventure, and has quite the time designing a new range of patterns for the market. He makes purses, belts, bracelets, and, most importantly, dog collars- all still with his unique designs embossed into them, of course. He rents a booth at his towns monthly craft fair, and very quickly finds himself with a new group of friends in the other regulars- Pete, his usual neighbour, who sells an array of wooden figures he carves, Roach, who runs a stand for his bakery, and Frenchie, who isn't actually a stallholder, but is almost always busking near his friend Wee John’s stand of knitted goods, bringing life to the market even in the pouring rain. There's also Buttons, another regular at the market. Nobody is exactly sure what he does there- he doesn't sell things, or seem to buy anything either, but rain or shine, he's there with the birds.

Stede’s been doing this a few months by the time June rolls around. As he's setting up his stand, he notices that the area is much busier than it’d normally be at this time of morning. Lucius, who got roped into helping run Stede’s stall somewhere down the line (despite his protests that this is not what personal assistant means… But hey, he got a boyfriend out of it, at least), reminds him that there's the parade today, too- not realising that Stede had no clue there was a parade today, and especially not that it was pride. Stede immediately jumps to fretting about the amount of stock he’s brought, and Lucius takes the cue to escape, saying he’ll go and grab them coffee (but really, he's off to flirt with Pete)

Lucius is still missing when Ed stumbles across the little leather stall. Stede’s just ran back to his car to fetch his last boxes of inventory, and by the time he returns, Ed’s already begun to narrow down his choices. Stede greets him, starting to tell him that they're not actually open yet, but before he gets more than a couple of words out, Ed’s exclaiming “You're a Kiwi!!!”

The two of them smile at the shared recognition, and Stede says he’ll make an exception, just for Ed, and asks him what exactly he was interested in. Ed tells him that he's looking for a collar “for his boy”, and points out the particular design he was looking at. It happens to be one of Stede’s favourites from this latest run of work, a fact he mentions to Ed. It leads them into a discussion about Stede’s craft, and Ed’s Izzy, and then everything in between. Ed’s listening intently to the things Stede’s telling him, completely drawn in by the process, and by Stede himself. He watches as Stede stamps Izzy's name into the collar, and Stede even lets him have a go at one of the stamps. 

Lucius reappears sometime in the middle of this- only to immediately retreat again, seeing Stede engrossed with Ed. He sets up camp at Pete's booth opposite, watching this man flirt intensely with his boss- and Stede flirt back just as hard. Does Stede even realise he’s doing it? Lucius had known Stede was gay since before Stede even admitted it to himself, but this is on a whole other level.

The pair stand there so long that Izzy comes to look for Ed- the two of them are manning a float on the parade with their crew, and it's past time for them to get geared up. He's already worked up, frustrated to have been left to set up everything alone, when Ed had just gone to see if he could get them both coffee. So maybe he's a bit of a prick, approaching with a brash “where the fuck have you been, Edward”, to which Stede brings the same energy, giving a bitchy “Ed! Do you know this guy?” Izzy tenses, ready to snap, but then Ed cuts in, excitedly telling Stede that this is “his Izzy!” Which confuses the hell out of Stede. 

Forgetting his earlier attitude, he asks Ed if he “really named his dog after his friend”, only to be met with confusion right back from Ed at where the hell Stede got the idea he had a dog from. Stede gestures at the bag with the collar in it, to which Ed has to tell him, “oh, no, that's for him.” Ed tells Stede that they're here to run a float for their local leather society, and while Stede is certainly shocked by what Ed’s saying, he's not finding himself… uninterested. It's simply that he’s never even considered any of this before, especially not that people would use the things that he made for this, but Ed sounds so enthusiastic about it all. He tells him about how his friends would love to see Stede’s work, about how classic leather gear is always so fucking boring- but not Stede’s stuff, no, Stede’s stuff is “fresh” and “fascinating” and unlike anything Ed’s ever seen before. 

Ed's enthusiasm is incredibly infectious, so when he invites Stede to come back to see their float, he readily agrees. It’s a concept Izzy’s less than enthusiastic about. He doesn’t really want to bring this man who’s dressed like he just walked out of a HOA board meeting to their kinky little corner of the world, but he is having a lot of fun watching Stede squirm, so decides not to raise a protest. He does demand he gets his long-overdue coffee first, though (Stede pays for it- as “compensation for him distracting Ed from his job”, he says, not giving Izzy a second to process before he's tapping his card)

By the time they return to the float, Fang, Ivan & Jim are waiting for them, all already geared up. Stede is stunned silent at the sight for about 5 seconds, before he starts actually looking at the quality of Jim’s harness, and proceeds to go off about the poor quality of the craftsmanship, about how the hardware is tacky and completely the wrong choice with this leather, how his “ten year old daughter could do a better job!!!” 

There's complete silence from the group, until Izzy, of all people, bursts into laughter at Stede’s audacity (and, the fact he was staring at Jim's tits completely unabashedly, like he hadn't even noticed them in the first place). Izzy's laughter sets Ed off as he tells the group about Stede’s misunderstanding- “you didn't say he was a person!” “I mean, he's my dog”- and soon everyone's having a friendly giggle at Stede’s mistake.

It's somewhere in the middle of the retelling that Ed remembers that this whole thing happened because he was buying Izzy a gift. After a moments fumbling, he presents Izzy with the collar-  It's a rich, deep black, embossed with a rolling pattern that resembles waves. It’s made from a firm enough leather to take the tooling, and to remind Izzy that he’s owned while he’s wearing it, yet still soft enough for long term comfort. Izzy's eyes immediately lock on to it, an unreadable expression coming over his face, and Ed turns it; first so he can really see the design and Izzy’s name embossed into it, and then so he can see the small “Ed ♥” on the inside of the collar, right over his swallow tattoo. 

“I did the heart,” Ed says to him softly, intended only for Izzy’s ears. Izzy's eyes flick up to Ed’s, and he raises his chin to give Ed the room to put it on. Ed buckles the collar around his neck almost reverently, a test of the tightness turning into a caress of Izzy's neck. It's a perfect fit.

It's as though something comes over Izzy; so twitchy and abrasive earlier, now silent, staring at Ed with a look akin to worship in his eyes. He obediently tilts his head for a kiss as Ed's fingers move to his chin- It's a sight to behold, and one that has Stede intrigued. He wants to know more about this lifestyle, and these men in particular. He wants to be the one to put that expression on Izzy's face.

The moment breaks as Ed and Izzy pull apart, and Ed calls for the crew to finish the last bits of set up. Izzy shakes himself a little before running off to bark orders again, but even still, there remains a softness to him that wasn't there before. 

Ed turns back to Stede with an apologetic smile, already obvious that he has to get going. Before he can speak, however, Stede jumps in -“My business numbers on the card in the box��� I'll be around all day”- Ed’s smile turns more genuine at that, promising to stop by if he gets a moment, and that he’ll send his friend's Stede’s way- “if he wants that kind of business.” Stede says that he does, actually- that he's seen a whole new world already today, and, while he was a little taken aback at first, he can feel the passion Ed and his friends have for this life. If there's one thing that's ever mattered to Stede, it's other people's enthusiasm. Maybe he doesn't completely understand yet, but he would like to try.

One year later, Stede’s back at the market on pride weekend again, far better stocked for the crowds this time around. Lucius is finally free to spend the day flirting with Fang & Pete to his heart's content, now that Stede’s roped his own boyfriends into helping him run the stall- and into modelling the merchandise. Ed loves that part, while Izzy needs a lot more convincing, but the puppy eyes Stede & Ed weaponise against him make a very good argument.

[daincrediblegg]

hickey's little whimpery "i'm here leiutenant... sir..." as irving leaves is so funny. that was a man cumming untouched right there

[neil-neil-orange-peel]

I was thinking to myself recently how wild it would be if this fandom was big enough to do a kinktober. Alas...

[evie-doesnt-write]

It is SO funny to me when people try to justify their top-or-bottom preferences in canon like girl I promise you can just read whatever makes your dick hard<33

[fairyboygenius]

ghost with a partner who also has a past with being SAed is so special to me. they learn together that sex can be about more than asserting power and causing pain and that you’re not inherently a bad person for desiring people because sex, when it’s consensual, can be incredibly satisfying and a great experience for both parties. i feel like he’d be gentle at first, afraid of hurting you like the person or people before him did.

i do also think he would be into CNC but only after a lot of therapy and many long discussions with his partner- you or johnny or whoever- to make sure that this is something you’re both okay with. all kink is prenegotiated with him and he doesn’t spring anything on you.

[punmster]

being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building

[undercover-horn-blog]

Today's fantasy:

They're friends with benefits. The physical is good but there aren't too many emotions involved. They get on, though, as friends.

One day he asks to come over and she texts him:

"Sounds great! But just a heads-up, I'm still getting over a cold. I'm probably not contagious anymore, but yeah, thought you might like to know."

"Aww, I'm sorry! And thanks. I'm sure it'll be fine."

When he gets to her place, they're both hungry, so they cook together. He has been there for around 15 minutes when she sneezes a soft double against her wrist and laughs. "See? I told you!"

He also laughs and blesses her.

He asks when she first came down with this, how bad it was.

"Ah, it started Friday night. I kind of spent all of Saturday in bed to be honest. I was sneezing and coughing so much! But yeah, don't worry, I'm much better now."

And her cold genuinely is much better, so they don't discuss it much more than that.

Only in the bedroom... she sneezes again. Once. And then a double a few minutes later. This has never happened before and her cheeks are burning with embarrassment. But each time, he laughs softly, whispers "bless you" in her ear and pulls her closer, not distracted for too long 🔥

[heavyeditsnz]

sickie pinching their nose while taking medicine so that they can't taste it. send tweet

[beautifulstorms]

‘Their face to face holds have never been good’ is even less of an acceptable excuse for L/L’s empty free dance for me lol…top 5 teams aiming for the podium shouldn’t be able to get away with being poor at the fundamentals of the discipline. If they’d been competing in 2010 the code would’ve forced them to get better at it, so it’s not entirely their fault when the incentives aren’t there, but they can’t possibly be hailed as the best team in the world - which many fans already do! - when many pairs teams are doing more difficult partner work. The diagonal step sequence is absolutely egregious this season, they’re so far apart it should counteract the GOE they get for the speed. I want to be able to root for them! But at least T/V are attempting more than the barest of bare minimums.

the thing is that no top teams are really skating in closed hold, even the ones that can do it well (i.e. g/f), even the team doing a tango. it's hard to penalize l/l for having poor closed holds when in 2024 it's barely even a feature of the sport. what they do have is better edgework / speed / projection than the teams above them, qualities that are still assessable in today's programs and valued by the scoring system. for me it's not according to what ice dance should be but rather what ice dance currently is.

that being said it does feel like that over six seasons the field collectively gave up on difficult skating and the ISU let it happen. and I do wish some team would shake up the status quo with challenging, intricate footwork in close hold. but I don't really expect it of anyone since there's no advantage in it

[yumtummytigger]

When your favorite character has little to no tum content (hunger, stuffing, whatevs) that when you DO find some (or just content that could easily be put in a kink setting), your little neurons spark to life like fireworks like "THEIR STOMACH GROWLED.. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A HOT THING.. IT'S A NORMAL BODY FUNCTION. THAT'S NOT WHAT THE WRITER INTENDED. THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY INTE-"

[rocksinmuffin]

GUYS HOW CAN I BE INTO VORE IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

Hmmmm… you say you don’t know what vore is and yet you then bring up Soundwave’s mouth despite no one mentioning it. Interesting. 🤔

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Found some bits and pieces of an old wip in my screenshots?

(tkk1 au where Terry did open CK with Kreese, Johnny is being Weird about Daniel in that Weird Way, ie; bullying him while trying to get in his pants, meanwhile, Terry sees how Kreese has been paying more and more attention to this Johnny kid lately instead of himself, and oh, he has a little crush on the LaRusso boy does he? Cue Terry seducing Daniel just to screw with Johnny and Kreese's heads lmfao.)

[newspecies]

i hate when people read a book about werewolf sex and then complain about it being about werewolf sex. if you didnt want to read a book about werewolf sex maybe you shouldnt have picked up the book very clearly about werewolf sex