#but we'll die

[thesilentdiamond]

You know if the last time I killed an animal a god came and killed most of the crew I would simply not kill one again especially if I was warned

[aroacee-of-spades]

ME WHEN SUFFERING TO DIFFERENT BEAST TO SCYLLA TO MUTINY TO THUNDERBRINGER

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[soleillunne]

THUNDER SAGA IS SO GOOD AAAA

spoilers for the thunder saga in tags if you havent listened yet

[humming-fly]

was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

[hkthatgffan]

THE OREGON PARKS CODES HAVE POTENTIALLY BEEN SOLVED!

My friend @trickengf and JimBag_777 on Twitter solved the codes by aligning the known runes with potential letters

FULL THREAD HERE!!

The codes in turn read...

"DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND"

"WORST FRIENDS"

Huge congrats to these two for solving it and to everyone who gave it a crack. We're not 100% certain yet but these do seem to be real enough sentences to fit the Gravity Falls vibe the Book of Bill has going for it.

They got nothing on us!

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[mugiwara-lucy]

So with the growing support behind Kamala Harris, I've been seeing more of THESE:

Do NOT pay them any attention.

Not only are these posts incredibly ignorant, narrow minded and naive....if we lose our rights how can we help the seas abroad?? I ask this because I NEVER get a concrete answer.

Kamala Harris is PRO-Palestine whereas Trump said he would "finish the job".

So between an Accomplished Attorney NOT COP who jailed pieces of gutter shit like Donald Trump or a Convicted Felon known for being a scammer, failed businessman and rapist; pick your poison.

[ryllen]

the next thing u know, yuu would have the possession of malleus' bones

[fish-bird]

i can’t imagine ford typing ain’t so I ruined the meme

my favorite part of this was drawing the avatars

my headcanon is that Dipper made a YouTube channel on supernatural stuff. it has 5 followers.

[pearly-sims]

Gotta give his Teddy Bear some enrichment 💛

[sunderwight]

Fandom wankers in the SV fandom are always just. So. I mean...

Like oh is that fanon not matching your interpretation of the characters? You think the fandom is focusing too much on the wrong aspects of the story? Gonna write an essay about why everyone is misreading the subtext? Gonna pick a fight to defend Luo Binghe from the haters? Gonna piss on other people's poor reading comprehension levels while your own self-awareness score is negative one thousand? Funny. I think I read a book about a guy like that.

[chemilico]

imagine me throwing this at you like that one poster of that one animated Adam Sandler Christmas movie

[shepherds-of-haven]

wish it was cool and acceptable to write fanfiction of your own work, especially before the original work is actually done 😂

[victorzhuzhakin]

Illustrated some favorite moments from my friend and I's (Hum) Megastar roleplay (I'm absolutely not holding him hostage for this). I took the burden off his shoulders of playing the role of a crazy old man (because I'm a crazy old man too). So now I stare at him every day, waiting for the continuation of this slowburn romance :]

A short context of each picture in their chronological order in rp

Starscream went into hysterics and Megatron gave him his handkerchief (bro now keeps it as a treasure and didn't even wipe off his mascara)

The old man's blood pressure has risen and he's bleeding, so his assistant wipes his face in a completely heterosexual manner

Megatron is about to do another thing that will most likely kill him and Starscream tries to stop him (unsuccessfully)

Thank God he didn't go to a dangerous place to die

Now they are both in a dangerous place to die (but it's also a homosexual moment)

[boypussysam]

i really don't know how they didn't drive off the road and died in a car accident when they spent so much time looking at each other while driving 😭 especially dean like bro relax i promise you no one is going to steal sammy from you if you stop looking at him for two fucking seconds.