#but we are NOT time wizards!
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PRO TIP: If you’re going to a doctor’s appointment, or ANY appointment for that matter, please do not sit in the waiting room next to a bathroom for 15+ minutes, and only ask to go to bathroom RIGHT as you’re being brought back for your appointment. 🙃
#this is my biggest pet peeve i stg#i get it bathroom urges strike without warning#but you do REALLY have to wait until the most inconvenient time possible to announce that you need to go???#this is especially infuriating if you’re already late#like yes you’re already 10 minutes late but by all means go spend another 10 minutes in the bathroom not like we’ve got shit to do here 🙃#I’ve had doctors flat out tell patients who do this:#“’look you can either go to the bathroom now or have your appointment but you’re not getting both.’#and people will STILL choose to go to the bathroom and then get pissed when the doctor is true to their word and makes them reschedule#i get it appointments are really hard to get#but we are NOT time wizards!#if you’re 30 minutes late we can’t magically create an extra 30 minutes in a day to put you in#seeing someone late often results in the schedule getting completely fucked#and the. suddenly we’re behind for the rest of the day#it punishes us and the people who actually came on time
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did somebody say dadkarios
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#galemance#dadkarios#pregnancy cw#just a man and his slightly terrifying wife and goblin offspring#the sign won’t stop her because she can read but she’s ignoring it#this was inevitable we all knew it was coming#i almost regret spending so much time on these but they’re so pretty#i love decorating the wizard tower#side note have you ever had a baby pull your hair it fucking HURTS#they’re out for blood from day one#spoilers for future stuff but poor cyra goes through fucking HELL with that baby and it looks nothing like her#also i'm fully a gale abs denialist. where's his tummy you cowards make him Soft
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It will forever be hilarious to me that Disney wanted so fucking bad to make a Wicked movie — but couldn't get the rights from Universal — that they literally spent billions upon billions of dollars making SEVEN different films (and a whole season of television; not even including their sequels and spinoffs) more than one of which they even got Idina and Kristen to be in based on the stripped-down premise of "what if the Stock Female Antagonist™ was secretly the Misunderstood Angsty Girlboss Heroine™ all along?" (because Disney execs don't actually care about Wicked, they just saw Green, said "hey! if we can't get the real thing, why not use Our Own (and/or Public Domain) characters?" and simply followed the Marketing Department Road all the way to the bank).
Less funny is the fact they were so successful at it — regardless of the merits (or lack thereof) of any of those projects — that it ended up getting the production of the actual Wicked movie delayed by more than a decade (because it would ironically have looked like a copycat and probably faded into the background if it had come out back when Disney was pumping out knockoffs every fucking year).
#seriously though#wicked lived in bob iger's head rent free#like its insane the lengths they went to just to ride its coat tails#they made so much content that nobody thinks of them as brazen attempts to emulate wicked anymore#frozen / into the woods / oz the great and powerful / maleficent / cruella / descendants / once upon a time / etc.#and this isnt even speculation#the production teams have been open about this from the beginning#disney couldn't acquire wicked so they just used its keywords as a template for mass producing “original” projects#some of which went on to become among the most successful films ever made#like they really said “okay what if we just got idina menzel and hired a Broadway composer to give her a Defying Gravity” AND IT WORKED#wicked#wicked movie#disney#gelphie#elphaba x glinda#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#glinda x elphaba#elphaba#glinda#wizard of oz#the wizard of oz
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We're having a Puppy dog Picnic!
[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]
#here we go#courage the cowardly dog#scooby doo#lady and the tramp#target#fetch with ruff ruffman#rugrats#sanrio#pochacco#pompompurin#cinnamoroll#mr peabody and sherman#the wizard of oz#mighty b#peanuts#snoopy#oliver and company#rodger#roly poly ollie#invader zim#gir#spot the dog#blues clues#martha speaks#clifford#adventure time#jake the dog#huckleberry hound#garfield#odie
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never gonna get tired of Aabria and Brennan playing dnd together, they know each other so well, they are so fun, they're clearly having so much fun ''does Evan have a grenade??'' ''idk will you let me? :)'', ''you know what I'm gonna ask'' ''yeah I throw myself in front of Sam, absolutely'', ''I'll give it to you, if you detach your shadow'' ''.....(pause, clearly aware that with Aabria as a dm, this will have Consequences) yeah I do it, I want to get all of them'', ''is my shadow back with us?'' ''no :)'' ''okay. (concerning)''
And that's just this episode, but there's so many little moments in all of their campaigns that really read as ''I will fuck you up <3'' ''I know and I am walking into it with open eyes <3'' from both of them, never hold any punches, because they know the other one doesn't want them to, just. Inflicting emotional damage on each other for funsies is a love language I guess?
It's beautiful
#aabria iyengar#brennan lee mulligan#mismag spoilers#dimension 20#mismag 2#you get this to a degree with a lot of ppl not just these two#but they're even more so bc they both dm for each other and play with each other at times#so we get to see the dynamic in all these different constellations and man it's so good in all of them#if it's Brennan dming it's Aabria having alert and building a tank of a wizard and fucking up all his little guys#and then Brennan inflicts emotional damage#if it's Aabria dming it's Brennan figuring out all her little riddles and punching her little guys#and then Aabria inflicts emotional damage#(they also inflict emotional damage on everyone around them)#(even more so when they're both playing pcs. battle for beyond was insane y'all)#is this post a bit parasocial i mean i guess so#but this is tumblr i'm allowed#if aabria sees this.... you know what it's fine aabria you've seen worse i'm sure#you and brennan are amazing at your jobs is all i'm really saying
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My sister just said “and there is this fanfiction about Cho Chang like how the hell did they make a fanfic about her when there is hardly any sorce material”
And I just sat in marauders themed silence
#marauders era#dead gay wizards#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#jegulus#remus lupin#wolfstar#the marauders#marauders fandom#hp marauders#marauders themed silence#it happens all the time#but for real#we are delusional#but in the best way possible
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I don’t know what to do—I have to trust someone—I don’t know who to trust
massive, massive props to aabria for this episode (here at this point and after!!)…to all of them really, but it was about here that I was driving yesterday morning and had to frantically try to hold the image in my head for the rest of my commute. I only kind of succeeded but it is what is. wow. what an episode
#worlds beyond number#the wizard the witch and the wild one#wbn spoilers#wwwo spoilers#the wizard sky 😭😭😭😭😭#here and everything after this did in fact break me thank you!!!#as ever suvi I love you SO much#also look. I know I fucked up eursulon’s clothes but I was initially using his first art as a reference bc it shows him fullbodied in his#spirit form which is what I needed but I got too deep in the drawing before remembering he had a clothing change so………..I half did it#ALSO I meant to include the fox in this if not ame but by the time I remembered that intent I was done rendering and like hell was I going#to go back and add in two more characters#so here we are#god#ignore that it’s nearly 5 I work stupid hours lately#my things
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Autumn Gem inspired by my Scales of Fate AU and based on Alfons Mucha's Autumn painting. This will be the first of four art pieces, hopefully coming soon.
In the meantime you can find my SOFAU ao3 fics here, and Alfons Mucha's The Seasons Paintings wiki page here 🍇🧡 leave your thoughts in the reblogs if u want, have a nice day, it's Autumn!!! 🍁🌼💜
#well well FINALLY got one done. other seasons coming doon#*soon#really hope you like this#ive been obsessed with muchas style for a while now#so while its not one on one its pretth heavily inspired and based on his works#wish i had more time to draw these perfectly unfortunately i have a job that takes a lot of my time#so if youre curious this a mash of gems characters. ex. hermitcraf 9 deer headcanon#then empires 1 wizard gem inspo and empires 2 princess of dawn inspo#sofau is a multiverse where we follow the ocean queen gem pearl and cleo and their lore#i could talk about sofau ALL day#also yean its yuri#geminitay#geminitay fanart#hermitcraft#empires smp#hc fanart#empires fanart#mcyt#mcyt fanart#rare sketchbook#scales of fate au#sofau
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Finn and Huntress Wizard have such a funny dynamic I'm imagining he comes over and infodumps about every adventure he's had since they last met and only then is like oh btw I'm kind of bleeding and dying of poison maybe do you have anything for that
And then she's like ok I was gonna meditate as a mossy log for a few hours if that's cool and Finn goes yeah man cultivate that zen. I'm going to do three thousand pushups over here.
I mean this with them sincerely enjoying each other's company the whole time. It's parallel play.
#adventure time#finn the human#at spoilers#huntress wizard#i hope we get to see her i always thought she was so cool
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finished "In Stars and Time" the other day that game is gonna stick with me forever
#my art#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#isat siffrin#digital art#fanart#illustration#artists on tumblr#despite everything#we stay silly#i love siffrin's design so much#just peak outfit#funny little wizard type of guy
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"You gonna come in, orrr...?"
only sketched this to ask: "fiontress" is an ugly asf ship name how are we feeling about RabbitSeason instead?
#all one word we dont wanna spam the bugs bunny fandom#adventure time#huntress wizard#fionna campbell#fionna and cake#fionntress#huntbunny#finntress
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My fav girlfailure fr fr
P.s they did meet up to help Hunter with the garden but it just go like a normal hang out between ✨friends✨
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna campbell#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna the human#hunter wizard#adventuretime hunter#so we have#finntress#what about#fionna x hunter#i heard the name#hunna#wildflower#aint that cute:D#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#adventure time fanart#cake the cat
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GIRLIES!!!
And dudes…
#Fionna x Huntress#Finn x Hunter#I need ship name ideas for these specific pairings..#We got Finntress#we got HuntBunny#WHAT ABOUT THE GAY ONES..#Is there any? idk#finn the human#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna campbell#finn mertens#huntress wizard#hunter fiona and cake#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#doodles#EBALLZS
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shipping scarian no matter the circumstances is so funny bc you get situations where grian sees This and thinks I need him carnally
#this is /lh you know what I mean#hermitshipping#scarian#i love . goofy wizard scar . his fake beard and silly robes#every time I see tiktoks of wizards dancing I think of him#scarian r SOULMATES they will find each other in every reality somehow AUGH#same season we have wizard scar we get mayor scar . s7 top tier
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red lion wizard !
#pokemon#swsh#champion leon#wizard leon! one of em!#chose to color this one foolhardy style lmao. well it is done. I did Minimum cleaning up#this set is. well Im gonna draw the design sketch like with the toy doctor#but yeah the Other name for this one is 'wizard of performance'#which. uh. yeah there u go#Im actually flipfloppin between thinking this looks fine and feeling like I fucked up big time.... idk why. probably bc I put a h#uge splash of almond flavoring into this tea instead of like. two drops. like I wanted to#its literally like drinking perfume. why is vanilla fine when you add more than a few drops in but almond extract poisons you in real time#like why does a food flavoring smell exactly like something you Shouldn't eat. why is it made like that#well. I will sleep now. and maybe I'll dream. and then I'll know#have a good night lads! we are not immune to propaganda.
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hunger is whatever shape the moonlight pulls your shadow into.
The cover and first two pages of a comic about Essek and touch, set just after episode 97 and the reveal of his treachery.
There are nine pages. I will post them in batches as I finish them, and each post will be updated with the links to the other pages. 💜
I've had this idea sketched out for several years (check out my user icon, which hasn't changed since I made this account 😉 ), and I am excited to finally sit down and finish it! Here's a close-up of the Rosohna and Xhorhaus panel on page 2.
An absence is also a presence, no?
Poetry source is ONE SIDE OF AN INTERVIEW WITH THE GHOST OF MARVIN GAYE by Hanif Abdurraqib.
#my art#essek thelyss#shadowgast#critical role#lonely wizard with access to unimaginable reality-bending powers uses it to make even lonelier decisions: the comic#''keep pages simple! don't make panels into paintings'' is truly excellent advice for comics. however hubris is tasty and fun#see you in 4 years when i finish the next 3 pages#i tried a dozen times to post this but tumblr had an annoying issue where it only saved an incomplete draft and sent updates to the void#so yeet 🤞 hope my text made it. we are skipping drafts entirely. live fast die hard
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