#but this woulddd happened

[help-im-a-gay-fish]

@zu-is-here I contributed! I wasn't planning on posting anything till darkcream week, but leave it to this to inspire me. You can't tell me that if he's British, this wouldn't come up.

Original shattered dream and Sawyer belongs to @galacii

And zudio by @zu-is-here

P.s if anyone doesn't know this meme, it's about how the British accent can twinge when we say bottle of water

[wanderingfaee]

content warnings: breeding.

He husks heftily, hoarsely into your ear "Breathe, Nena- breathe" as he pounds into you ruthlessly. Cackles lightly, shakily as he watches you struggle to even muster a single word from your pretty, glistening lips, makes his cock twitch with such enticement and thrill. Leers in closer into the shell of your ear, large hands fondling all over your quivering, tense body as he continues plowing into you with such direct and precised thrusts.

"Don't need my beautiful birthday girl passing out on me while I give her, her birthday gift" he chuckles almost darkly into your torrid ear, wallowing in the harmonic sounds of your pattering mewls and aching whimpers from the strain of your throat.

"Quiero que sientas tu regalo mío muy dentro de ti…"

[ron456]

Fun thing I learned today!

Hyperventilation can cause a runny nose!

I learned this because I had a anxiety attack earlier today and now my nose is all red and I can only breathe through my mouth

fun times

[shyswag]

Nothing pisses me off more than when I’m talking to someone and they say stuff like “I dont think you’re actually feeling *blank* I think you’re feeling *blank*” it’s like ummm are you me? are you inside my head?

[bao4aohao]

chap 3 - detention

-> tsukishima's yandere arc is coming -> warnings !! - none

" WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

you slammed on the desk infront of you before retreating, saying a small sorry for slamming.

you stared at the principle disapproval expression as he sighed. he placed his hands together and gesture you to sit down.

" well I'm sorry ms y/n, there were many witness of the fight. it would just be a 3 hour detention and I will rule it as self defence. " he tried to compromised.

he gave you a pity look before sending you away. you closed the door behind you as you walked out of the principle room.

Detention was not a common thing for you. Back in high school, you used to be troubled kid but it changed once you saw your mother on his death bed, fighting cancer.

you felt guilty for bring so much trouble to her but all she does is comfort you like a little child. her kindness has led a change of heart inside you and you turned over a new leaf after spring break.

your grades improved, you stopped getting into fights and more people start to approach you after seeing you become a gentler person.

-

you texted shoyou about the detention news and he sent you a selfie of him eating in response. you mentally want to strangle him but you knew deep down he cared for you.

walking to the classroom that you have been told to go to. you slowly opened the door peeking inside, hoping no one is there.

" oh wow look who finally arrived "

a voice echoed from the end of the seats. you followed where the voice came from and saw tsukishima walking down.

" have a seat, detention will start now " he said, placing a paper in front of you.

you sat down on the given seat and saw some math questions. however, the more you stared you realised that this are the topics not given to first years in uni but third years.

" urm sir, I don't get why I have to do this? isn't this for third years? " you genuinely asked.

he dragged a chair nearby loudly and placed the chair in front of your desk, facing you.

he sat down and said, " that's why I will be teaching you right now. don't you always wanted to be ahead of class, hmm? " he smirked, knowing my weakness.

' shit he's right..it woulddd be good to be ahead of class.. ' you sighed. you thought for a second then smiled as you bend down to dig for your materials from your bag.

when you were ready to start, he started to teach you the basics. you were surprised with the way he was teaching, usually he would glare and have no patience towards his students. To him, patience is something you earn and not everyone can do that.

somehow, you managed to pass that step. knowing how strict and scary he was, you were scared that you might get scolded

" well you have to solve the intersection before integrating the number here. that's why your answer for C was wrong. " he calming corrected. He then analyzed the rest of you equations, focusing on the paper.

you slowly glanced at his face for a second, he was holding a concentrating expression. Brows were furrowed, lips were shut tight as his eyes travelled up and down, scanning more anymore errors.

' I would tap that ' small blush crept your cheeks.

while writing, you suddenly had a crammed in your hand causing you to drop your pen on the ground.

you quickly bent to grab the pen but the blonde was having the exact same thought as you. the two of hands conisidencely reached out for the pen, but instead touched each other.

you instantly retracted your hand while tsukishima picked up the pen and passed it back to you.

you quietly thanked him before getting back on your work.

" why do you seem so tense, y/n? " he nonchalantly asked, as if nothing had happen.

" it's nothing sir.. " you replied, not looking up.

" call me kei, y/n. Let's leave the formalities shall we? I'm not too old too you know. " he casually said.

" o-ok kei..how old are you then? you seem really young for a teacher.. " you hestitately asked.

he snapped out of his concentration and chuckled before facing you.

" why don't you find out? " he mumbled.

" what was that? " you asked.

" nothing. I'm 25 if you're curious. I'm aiming to be a professor so the head of education sent me here for training as a new teacher. They say it is to test my ability whether I could teach right or not, basically. " he explained.

we carried on with the math problems and soon, I was getting tired and bored.

-

" well, that's it for today. Good job y/n, you lasted more than what I have expected " he patted your head as you smiled in returned

he stood up dusting his pants while packing his things. we continued the conversation as I began to ask more questions. This led to hours of talking and laughter. You were glad he wasn't a creepy old guy because imagine having a small infatuation on an old man.

" so you skipped a few levels that's why you're so young for a teacher!? " you awed.

the two of you walked out of the classroom and headed out of the school.

" that's right dear, that's why you're only five years younger " he smirked, seeing how amazed you were definitely fed his ego, especially by you.

This detention wasn't that bad after-all. After this incident, he did proposed to you if you would like more after school tutoring with him for advance mathematics, which you agreed instantly.

before he left the premises, you shyly tugging his sleeves before he walked the opposite direction from you.

" um..would I be able to contact you since I need to know more about the details for our tutoring? " you gestured your phone to him, hoping he would take it.

he stared for a bit which caused you to retract your hand but he caught it on time.

" you don't have to! if you feel uncom- " you were interuppted with a short deep chuckle that vibrates down your skin, feeling the goosebumps instantly.

" I was just teasing you y/n "

he took you phone and tap on the keys before returning it back to you.

" you better get home, it's quite late already. " he said, checking the time on his watch.

you stared at the glommy sky which indicates it would going to rain soon. you bowed and thanked him.

his arm suddenly grabbed you from the side, pulling you close hitting chest.

" huh- " you were confused and shocked by the sudden movement. but before you could react, a few crows zoomed pass almost attacking your face if it weren't for tsukishima, or you can say kei.

" jeez y/n you really need to watch out for the crows.. "

you thanked him profusely before running away in embarrassment.

" .. since they hunt previous doves like you " he finished. he creepily smiled thinking to himself.

he slowly walked the other direction into the darkness of the night.

-

you settled down on the bed after a long day in school. you already changed into your pjs and done your skincare.

however a suddenly thought came into your mind.

' how did he know my age? ' you wondered for awhile. you didn't mention your age or anything personal.

you shrugged at the thought thinking you were just overthinking it.

...or were you?

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NOTES

It's coming soon guys..calm before the storm hehe but how did know your age?

© all works are done by @ bao4aohao do not copy/rewrite/steal thank you.

[maxlarens]

george definitely wants to know all the tea. he’d definitely ask after your friends too. like ‘did your friend get that promotion?’ and other things when you’re home together, maybe in the kitchen cooking together

HE WOULDDD. he sees u texting ur friends while ur making dinner and is like oh so what happened with that thing? just checking in on their lives seeing how they’re going🥺 and he extends invitations to them for parties he throws— even if u think it’s just a ‘his friends’ thing. just making them very much welcome and making it clear that your friends are his friends and vice versa. UGHH he would just be the sweetest.

referring to this post i made btw

[suhnandmoon]

yayyyy more hee coded posts :DDDD i hope you're having a good morningafternoonnight ^_^ cafes with service charges on top of goods services taxes need to die. because why was 2 dishes and 4 drinks shared between me and 3 friends $100 in total. 2 dishes!!!!!! daylight robbery.

also i am so curious how the jollyjingles spinoff is going to happen. the poor guy is so neville longbottom coded accidents wise i can't fathom any normal occurence ever happening involving him and yn 💭💭

AYYEEEEE the gc been dead one is taking me out because he WOULDDD. him with the mladys in the bootylicker channel.

omgg dude. cafes are so expensive i swear by the end of this year lattes and matchas are gonna be at a ten dollar average at the rate we're going... absolutely devious. and you know what. my ass is still gonna be paying. im a sucker for a cafe.

jolly jingles spin off is gonna be so fun. its a bit of a mini series but still a little longer than mmie. yn and heeseung are about to be two peas in a pod!!!! heeseungs so sweet in this one,,, i fear im spiraling with my loser headcanons that anyone who hasn't read my stuff before might be a little jarred with this characterization tho. he's just turning into me.

[webslingingslasher]

Ok guys so here me out. I was at the mall today and i saw this little stand of bouquets of crocheted/knitted flowers. they were so so adorable and put together and the concept of them never dying is so cute.

I was just imagining like i could so see trouble and peter walking though the mall and her mentioning how cute they are. then she turns into victoria secret and peter pretends to get flustered saying he’ll wait outside for her. by the time she comes out, peter has a forever bouquet of her favorite flowers waiting for her

did this make sense??? i could so see this happening and def look up the knitted flowers im talking about

-👾

OHHHHHH HE WOULDDD 🥹 I JUST LOOKED THEM UP AND UGH THAT'S BF!FRAT!PETER COREEE

[reactionimagesdaily]

hello 👋 woulddd you happen to have the image of the a cartoon cat that is orange and low-key looks like it was drawn in paint. it has a light blue background and the cat has like 6 or 8 stark and obvious whiskers and he's staring right at the camera with this horrified, mildly disgusted look. you'd use it as a reaction to when someone says something out of pocket or concerning in a otherwise normal conversation and you want to display disappointment and horror but also immediately move on.

I have attached a very poor remake from memory. Thank you SO much

I LOVE your remake ('very poor' my ass it looks great honestly) but I'm afraid I don't recognise the image itself!! It gives me cool cat vibes (probs bc of the orange + blue combo) but IK that's not it. Floor is open for submissions as always!

[transmutationisms]

Im on aderrall and its literally one of the best things to everrrr happen to me. The only other thing i think could help moreee in my life is if i wasn't so anxious and anxiety filled all the time. Do yk if there's any medication that helps with this? I askeddd someone else antipysch once and they said propranolol so ill look into that but u alwayss seem so well researched if u know of anything else helpful i woulddd be extremely grateful!

i am well researched on My drug needs and preferences yea but there are like a million factors that go into choosing the ideal drug for a given situation lol. basically any 'downers' are going to reduce (certain physiological manifestations of) anxiety but generally these are also contraindicated with stimulants because of things like respiratory distress. your problem currently is that the thing you don't like about adderall is also a direct result of its main desired effect. you can't really just opt out of stimulant anxiety because it is the subjective manifestation of the same state of arousal that adderall is taken to produce. so when you combine adderall with drugs that do things like reduce heart rate or lower blood pressure, you are basically now just taking two different drugs that are fighting against each other.

id suggest reading up on prescription cascades before proceeding

[artdcnaldson]

one time i made a guy hard just by sending selfies with just my face in them 🤭 and i feel like that would happen all the time dating patrick. that man stays bricked up from the smallest things.

GOD PLEASE I SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR OTHERS!!!!!!

Patrick woulddd esp if you’re his sweet little girlfriend like not willing to send him full nudes. He gets offfff on your little selfies and innocent pictures so hard he feels kind of guilty and perverted

[ckret2]

Woulddd you happen to know if there’s a time limit to how long you can order the signed copy of the book of bill

You're coming to me instead of clicking the link leading back to the twitter account of Alex Hirsch, the person who's actually posting about and selling the book??

Anyway last I saw he said they were sold out on B&N but a few were still available on another site. The other site could be sold out too now, haven't checked. I got the deluxe non-signed version.

[mayisgoingnuts]

(i need to flip this image later on so it looks silly) BUT OH MY GOD THAT BE SO SCARY ELP- Her dumping everything else while just going nuts scares me-

Us talking/silly

NO BUT FR IT WOULDDD she'd take the "mad scientist" role way too seriously, AND IF IT HAPPENS IN AN AU WHERE SJE ADOPTS SOMEONE.... ANGST POTENTIAL- CUZ SHE CAN OFC COMPLIMENT BUT ALSO END UP CONFESSING THAT SHE DOESN'T CARE

[missamyrisa2]

I'm flying today, and I can't stop thinking about your amazing airport t-story. I'd love to see that happen at my airport. Or to be one of the agents who gets to pull that troublesome passenger aside for a "pat down" ;3

Ghhhaaa~!! I love that one sooo much and honestly I can't evennn believe I wrote it~! Because it's based on my experience~~

I get pulled aside for extra checks pretty much every time I fly~ and this particular time I was extra blushy giggly, and the agent was using the soft brush to check my hands for residue~~ and I totallllyyy started squeaking and giggling ~ and there were visible smirks from those watching, and definitely some whispers from nearby people watching the whole spectacle of me standing there wavering in my stance trying to hold back giggles as my palms were so thoroughly checked ~~

And then I was of courseee flooded with tickly thoughts the entire trip ~ when I got to my destination I was chatting with my lovely Ms K and building the what ifffff it went soo much further and then kept getting worse for me and thennnn~ I had a story I was frantically trying to get out of my head at the hotel that night.

I've mentioned it so many times and I sweeear I will write it but I have a part 3 sketched out, I just keep dying of blush every time I work on it. Or think about it~~ I'm dying right nowww ~ hhmmmhh something sooo teasy ticklyyyy about being thoroughly checkeddd and handled and examined in front of people whether other agents or passengers or co-workers~~<33 I woulddd sooo luvvv to hear how you would pat me down eeek~!

[harryfeatgaga]

he woulddd you’d be like “see you later, bunny 😘” and he’s like 😤 and his friends would also joke about the name and say “look guys it’s bunny 😁” but he’d tell them only you can call him that. the second you’re like “harry…” he’d say “umm what happened to bunny 🧐🤨”

PLEASEEEJDJDJDJNSDJ 🥹🥹🥹

[thegoodceai]

Five players wow! Thats a lot to convert to the "Devil's Game" I love that, congrats! From the handful of games I've gotten to play, I've flipped back and forth between using content that I've made for Stories and using the things that happened to place in the Stories; have you gotten to flesh out more of your fantasy adventure through dnd or vice versa?

Yesss, IF so goood. I'm definitely gonna check out those, I've had Project Hadea cross my dash a couple of times but as always know Of things not what they're about, but if u like em I definitely gotta check em out ^-^. The Passenger was a surprise hit for me, I personally suck at replaying for multiple endings/routes but that one I definitely wanna.

Ayyo! Nice! Even if nothings out yet, I still know it takes a lot of effort and ye is hard to even work up the confidence to put it out there, so I'm proud of you! I can't wait! If nothing else you'll have at least one fan, and it's always good even if you're just making it for yourself <3. Woulddd/have you considered making it an IF or do you have a more 'linear' story in mind?

Oooo nioce! I've saved scummed, and crash and stuck in sidestep is Rough, omg the good/bad angst lol. I've played twice but keep being 'too bad' for folks to want to bust sidestep out lul. I loveee reluctant villains, they're so good. I'm a big fan of playing sidestep as 'fated' but reluctant, like feels they can't stop but wants someone (cough ortega) to stop them. I've tiptoed into the fully evil sidestep, it's veryyyy rough but if you love angst I highly recommend, oh jeez just the reactions.

I feel u lol. We tend to name pets along with food names, but the hilarity of a Cat named like Kevin is just too great. Clementine is a beautiful name and a dumb orange cat would be grateful to have it lol.

Ahh fair enough. It sounds like it was a good series for the time, at the very least a good stepping stone and formative! I'm interested to see how much that might be reflected in your own writing. At the very least, thank you for sharing how important it is/was to you <3 :))).

Again thank yew for answering my questions and replying to all my paragraphs with paragraphs lol

asdfaf yeah, i love my friends to death but they are Chaotic players. it's been a journey. if nothing else, i've learned quite a bit of improv, and fleshing out our homebrew setting helped me organize my writing quite a bit (especially my outlines). for the most part, i try to keep stuff separate tho, even if sometimes some things bleed over (like, NPC traits, or city structures or stuff like that), but the stories are completely different in both the general setting, and the vibes.

Project Hadea just updated and i read it last night and. god. so good. definitely check it out.

it started out as a linear story, and mostly for fun, but the more i added to it, the more other possible outcomes and scenarios started to make themselves known and. i am kinda considering making it into IF format. idk yet, i am waiting to have it more fleshed out (like, actually written, not just outlines and bulletpoints and scenes that aren't yet tied to each other)

aaaah the good angst. i will definitely play an evil route with sidestep. hopefully soon, i started replaying Baldur's Gate again and the Hyperfixation is. very strong.

unfortunately naming pets with human names seems to start to be a tradition with my friends. we already have a cat in the group named Mike (he truly is the definition of no thoughts, head empty. i love my furry nephew so much). some other friends recently rescued a stray kitty and named her Maia (which we all know several people with that name). the other pets that are relatively close to the group are either named after food, or have very literal cat and dog names (my aunt got a cat and she named him Motan. which is just "male cat" in romanian. truly like naming your cat Cat)

thank u for being so indulging lol <3 it's been fun to rant with someone on this hellsite again 🖤🖤🖤