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@zu-is-here I contributed! I wasn't planning on posting anything till darkcream week, but leave it to this to inspire me. You can't tell me that if he's British, this wouldn't come up.
Original shattered dream and Sawyer belongs to @galacii
And zudio by @zu-is-here
P.s if anyone doesn't know this meme, it's about how the British accent can twinge when we say bottle of water
#undertale au#my art#undertale multiverse#sansest#sanscest#whats this ship called? double dream?#idk#but this woulddd happened#as a english girl with an American girlfriend this does happen#cant resist a classic enemies to lovers kinda thing#and cross kinda shipped with both of them#mmmmm thats goooood soup#studio#studio verse#studio au#shattered x dream#poly name for those two x cross is Double Cream#never tagged gala in anything before i hope thats ok
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Fun thing I learned today!
Hyperventilation can cause a runny nose!
I learned this because I had a anxiety attack earlier today and now my nose is all red and I can only breathe through my mouth
fun times
#panic attack#vent post???#idk#my nose is all stuffy chat#anxiety attack#this feels like some kinda shit that would happen to Chris Thurser#or Jeremy Heere#maybe i'll project onto them in a fanfiction later#who knowsss#I woulddd take some nyquill to fall asleep#but I dont trust myself after the nyquill-vyvanse incident I had last year#the black suits discord has heard about this incident before😭😭
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Nothing pisses me off more than when I’m talking to someone and they say stuff like “I dont think you’re actually feeling *blank* I think you’re feeling *blank*” it’s like ummm are you me? are you inside my head?
#text#girlgamecube#it’s especially 🤪 if what they are really trying to say is that I could have chosen a better word or something???#like it usually happens when I’m talking about MY FEELINGS THE ABSTRACT EVER CHANGING CONCEPT OF FEELINGS#and they like are trying to be reassuring by minimizing what I’m saying / telling me I don’t understand the full scope of a situation#90% of the time said person is not even involved in whatever I’m saying either#I’ll be like#yeah man I’m feeling stressed and bad because of these specific things#and then they have to say#oh well I don’t really think what you’re going through is what you’re saying you’re going through#LIKE HOW WOULDDD YOU KNOWWW#the worst part is I can feel them trying to be reassuring but everytime it happens I get so pissed I have to stop talking
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chap 3 - detention
-> tsukishima's yandere arc is coming -> warnings !! - none
" WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
you slammed on the desk infront of you before retreating, saying a small sorry for slamming.
you stared at the principle disapproval expression as he sighed. he placed his hands together and gesture you to sit down.
" well I'm sorry ms y/n, there were many witness of the fight. it would just be a 3 hour detention and I will rule it as self defence. " he tried to compromised.
he gave you a pity look before sending you away. you closed the door behind you as you walked out of the principle room.
Detention was not a common thing for you. Back in high school, you used to be troubled kid but it changed once you saw your mother on his death bed, fighting cancer.
you felt guilty for bring so much trouble to her but all she does is comfort you like a little child. her kindness has led a change of heart inside you and you turned over a new leaf after spring break.
your grades improved, you stopped getting into fights and more people start to approach you after seeing you become a gentler person.
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you texted shoyou about the detention news and he sent you a selfie of him eating in response. you mentally want to strangle him but you knew deep down he cared for you.
walking to the classroom that you have been told to go to. you slowly opened the door peeking inside, hoping no one is there.
" oh wow look who finally arrived "
a voice echoed from the end of the seats. you followed where the voice came from and saw tsukishima walking down.
" have a seat, detention will start now " he said, placing a paper in front of you.
you sat down on the given seat and saw some math questions. however, the more you stared you realised that this are the topics not given to first years in uni but third years.
" urm sir, I don't get why I have to do this? isn't this for third years? " you genuinely asked.
he dragged a chair nearby loudly and placed the chair in front of your desk, facing you.
he sat down and said, " that's why I will be teaching you right now. don't you always wanted to be ahead of class, hmm? " he smirked, knowing my weakness.
' shit he's right..it woulddd be good to be ahead of class.. ' you sighed. you thought for a second then smiled as you bend down to dig for your materials from your bag.
when you were ready to start, he started to teach you the basics. you were surprised with the way he was teaching, usually he would glare and have no patience towards his students. To him, patience is something you earn and not everyone can do that.
somehow, you managed to pass that step. knowing how strict and scary he was, you were scared that you might get scolded
" well you have to solve the intersection before integrating the number here. that's why your answer for C was wrong. " he calming corrected. He then analyzed the rest of you equations, focusing on the paper.
you slowly glanced at his face for a second, he was holding a concentrating expression. Brows were furrowed, lips were shut tight as his eyes travelled up and down, scanning more anymore errors.
' I would tap that ' small blush crept your cheeks.
while writing, you suddenly had a crammed in your hand causing you to drop your pen on the ground.
you quickly bent to grab the pen but the blonde was having the exact same thought as you. the two of hands conisidencely reached out for the pen, but instead touched each other.
you instantly retracted your hand while tsukishima picked up the pen and passed it back to you.
you quietly thanked him before getting back on your work.
" why do you seem so tense, y/n? " he nonchalantly asked, as if nothing had happen.
" it's nothing sir.. " you replied, not looking up.
" call me kei, y/n. Let's leave the formalities shall we? I'm not too old too you know. " he casually said.
" o-ok kei..how old are you then? you seem really young for a teacher.. " you hestitately asked.
he snapped out of his concentration and chuckled before facing you.
" why don't you find out? " he mumbled.
" what was that? " you asked.
" nothing. I'm 25 if you're curious. I'm aiming to be a professor so the head of education sent me here for training as a new teacher. They say it is to test my ability whether I could teach right or not, basically. " he explained.
we carried on with the math problems and soon, I was getting tired and bored.
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" well, that's it for today. Good job y/n, you lasted more than what I have expected " he patted your head as you smiled in returned
he stood up dusting his pants while packing his things. we continued the conversation as I began to ask more questions. This led to hours of talking and laughter. You were glad he wasn't a creepy old guy because imagine having a small infatuation on an old man.
" so you skipped a few levels that's why you're so young for a teacher!? " you awed.
the two of you walked out of the classroom and headed out of the school.
" that's right dear, that's why you're only five years younger " he smirked, seeing how amazed you were definitely fed his ego, especially by you.
This detention wasn't that bad after-all. After this incident, he did proposed to you if you would like more after school tutoring with him for advance mathematics, which you agreed instantly.
before he left the premises, you shyly tugging his sleeves before he walked the opposite direction from you.
" um..would I be able to contact you since I need to know more about the details for our tutoring? " you gestured your phone to him, hoping he would take it.
he stared for a bit which caused you to retract your hand but he caught it on time.
" you don't have to! if you feel uncom- " you were interuppted with a short deep chuckle that vibrates down your skin, feeling the goosebumps instantly.
" I was just teasing you y/n "
he took you phone and tap on the keys before returning it back to you.
" you better get home, it's quite late already. " he said, checking the time on his watch.
you stared at the glommy sky which indicates it would going to rain soon. you bowed and thanked him.
his arm suddenly grabbed you from the side, pulling you close hitting chest.
" huh- " you were confused and shocked by the sudden movement. but before you could react, a few crows zoomed pass almost attacking your face if it weren't for tsukishima, or you can say kei.
" jeez y/n you really need to watch out for the crows.. "
you thanked him profusely before running away in embarrassment.
" .. since they hunt previous doves like you " he finished. he creepily smiled thinking to himself.
he slowly walked the other direction into the darkness of the night.
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you settled down on the bed after a long day in school. you already changed into your pjs and done your skincare.
however a suddenly thought came into your mind.
' how did he know my age? ' you wondered for awhile. you didn't mention your age or anything personal.
you shrugged at the thought thinking you were just overthinking it.
...or were you?
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It's coming soon guys..calm before the storm hehe but how did know your age?
© all works are done by @ bao4aohao do not copy/rewrite/steal thank you.
#haikyuu#hq#tsukishima kei#tsukishima x reader#haikyuu fanfiction#haikyuu fic#hq fanfic#bao4aohao's fic
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george definitely wants to know all the tea. he’d definitely ask after your friends too. like ‘did your friend get that promotion?’ and other things when you’re home together, maybe in the kitchen cooking together
HE WOULDDD. he sees u texting ur friends while ur making dinner and is like oh so what happened with that thing? just checking in on their lives seeing how they’re going🥺 and he extends invitations to them for parties he throws— even if u think it’s just a ‘his friends’ thing. just making them very much welcome and making it clear that your friends are his friends and vice versa. UGHH he would just be the sweetest.
referring to this post i made btw
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hello 👋 woulddd you happen to have the image of the a cartoon cat that is orange and low-key looks like it was drawn in paint. it has a light blue background and the cat has like 6 or 8 stark and obvious whiskers and he's staring right at the camera with this horrified, mildly disgusted look. you'd use it as a reaction to when someone says something out of pocket or concerning in a otherwise normal conversation and you want to display disappointment and horror but also immediately move on.
I have attached a very poor remake from memory. Thank you SO much
I LOVE your remake ('very poor' my ass it looks great honestly) but I'm afraid I don't recognise the image itself!! It gives me cool cat vibes (probs bc of the orange + blue combo) but IK that's not it. Floor is open for submissions as always!
#reconstructed image looks like the cat is drawing on a chalkboard lol#not a pic#somebody asked me a thing!#ask mood: image request
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Im on aderrall and its literally one of the best things to everrrr happen to me. The only other thing i think could help moreee in my life is if i wasn't so anxious and anxiety filled all the time. Do yk if there's any medication that helps with this? I askeddd someone else antipysch once and they said propranolol so ill look into that but u alwayss seem so well researched if u know of anything else helpful i woulddd be extremely grateful!
i am well researched on My drug needs and preferences yea but there are like a million factors that go into choosing the ideal drug for a given situation lol. basically any 'downers' are going to reduce (certain physiological manifestations of) anxiety but generally these are also contraindicated with stimulants because of things like respiratory distress. your problem currently is that the thing you don't like about adderall is also a direct result of its main desired effect. you can't really just opt out of stimulant anxiety because it is the subjective manifestation of the same state of arousal that adderall is taken to produce. so when you combine adderall with drugs that do things like reduce heart rate or lower blood pressure, you are basically now just taking two different drugs that are fighting against each other.
id suggest reading up on prescription cascades before proceeding
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one time i made a guy hard just by sending selfies with just my face in them 🤭 and i feel like that would happen all the time dating patrick. that man stays bricked up from the smallest things.
GOD PLEASE I SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR OTHERS!!!!!!
Patrick woulddd esp if you’re his sweet little girlfriend like not willing to send him full nudes. He gets offfff on your little selfies and innocent pictures so hard he feels kind of guilty and perverted
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HI BABESSSS
I’m absolutely in love with the way you write my fav sub charactersss 😩 I was wondering if you maybe could write something with innocent sub!bestfriend!regulus, where reader sort of catches him touching himself over his clothes because “it’s achy down there :(“ IT WOULD BE AMAZING WOULDNT IT??
A/n: YES IT WOULDDD!<333 (your my favorite requester:)) and I could imagine him bucking his hips from you touching him in the smallest way😩🥹
He gasped softly at the friction between his pants and his hands. He let out a whimper covering his mouth hoping he didn’t get your attention since his door was slightly opened. Your ears perked up at the whimper he just let out from the room you just passed by that happens to be his.
You raised an eyebrow hovering over the crack of the door that was open. another whine holy shit. That noise alone confirmed your thoughts. You opened the door and quickly shut it behind you before making eye contact with the needy boy on the bed. You smirked as his eyes widen before he quickly sat up.
“Wanna tell me what your doing love?” You asked crossing your arms teasingly. “touching myself” he mumbled looking down and beginning to play with his fingers. “Oh yeah? Why?” You asked almost mocking him. “Cause it’s all achy down there” he admitted finally making contact with you again.
“Oh poor baby, want me to help you? Your obviously to dumb to take care of yourself if your pants are still up.” You said referring to his aching hard on begging to be released. He nodded blushing even more than he was a few minutes ago. You chuckled walking towards the bed then stopping to unbutton his pants and underwear.
You let out a approving hum carefully grabbing his dick making him let out a gasp before moving your hand up and down. “W-what are you doing?” He asked curiously as his glossy eyes looked up to you with nothing but admiration. You definitely knew now that he was fully in subspace. “Making you feel good love, just lay down mkay? M’ got you.” You explained making him nod before resting his head back down on the pillow.
You began moving you hand again increasing your pace a little faster than before. He took a short breath and covered his mouth bucking his hips again. “Don’t cover that slutty mouth of yours love, i wanna hear you moan for me.” You said grabbing his hands and placing it above his head with your freehand.
“F-feels so good” he stuttered snapping his hips and letting out a loud moan. Someone definitely heard that. “I know babe, that’s why your being so loud hm? You know people could have walked in here. And saw you being nothing but a slut.” You commented making him whine.
“M-m’ feels too good!” He said making you increase your pace. “Your gonna cum regulus. Go ahead.” was all you said as he mewled in desperation chasing his high. By now he was moaning through his tears of pleasure while tugging his sheets on the bed.
He screamed your name cumming so hard it shot up to his chest and neck. You chuckled placing a kiss on his forehead and removing your hand.
Not proofread<3💌
#karmaswritesforsub!regulus#sub!regulus#sub regulus#sub!regulus black#sub regulus black#dom reader#dom!reader
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Woulddd you happen to know if there’s a time limit to how long you can order the signed copy of the book of bill
You're coming to me instead of clicking the link leading back to the twitter account of Alex Hirsch, the person who's actually posting about and selling the book??
Anyway last I saw he said they were sold out on B&N but a few were still available on another site. The other site could be sold out too now, haven't checked. I got the deluxe non-signed version.
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(i need to flip this image later on so it looks silly) BUT OH MY GOD THAT BE SO SCARY ELP- Her dumping everything else while just going nuts scares me-
Us talking/silly
NO BUT FR IT WOULDDD she'd take the "mad scientist" role way too seriously, AND IF IT HAPPENS IN AN AU WHERE SJE ADOPTS SOMEONE.... ANGST POTENTIAL- CUZ SHE CAN OFC COMPLIMENT BUT ALSO END UP CONFESSING THAT SHE DOESN'T CARE
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I'm flying today, and I can't stop thinking about your amazing airport t-story. I'd love to see that happen at my airport. Or to be one of the agents who gets to pull that troublesome passenger aside for a "pat down" ;3
Ghhhaaa~!! I love that one sooo much and honestly I can't evennn believe I wrote it~! Because it's based on my experience~~
I get pulled aside for extra checks pretty much every time I fly~ and this particular time I was extra blushy giggly, and the agent was using the soft brush to check my hands for residue~~ and I totallllyyy started squeaking and giggling ~ and there were visible smirks from those watching, and definitely some whispers from nearby people watching the whole spectacle of me standing there wavering in my stance trying to hold back giggles as my palms were so thoroughly checked ~~
And then I was of courseee flooded with tickly thoughts the entire trip ~ when I got to my destination I was chatting with my lovely Ms K and building the what ifffff it went soo much further and then kept getting worse for me and thennnn~ I had a story I was frantically trying to get out of my head at the hotel that night.
I've mentioned it so many times and I sweeear I will write it but I have a part 3 sketched out, I just keep dying of blush every time I work on it. Or think about it~~ I'm dying right nowww ~ hhmmmhh something sooo teasy ticklyyyy about being thoroughly checkeddd and handled and examined in front of people whether other agents or passengers or co-workers~~<33 I woulddd sooo luvvv to hear how you would pat me down eeek~!
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he woulddd you’d be like “see you later, bunny 😘” and he’s like 😤 and his friends would also joke about the name and say “look guys it’s bunny 😁” but he’d tell them only you can call him that. the second you’re like “harry…” he’d say “umm what happened to bunny 🧐🤨”
PLEASEEEJDJDJDJNSDJ 🥹🥹🥹
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Five players wow! Thats a lot to convert to the "Devil's Game" I love that, congrats! From the handful of games I've gotten to play, I've flipped back and forth between using content that I've made for Stories and using the things that happened to place in the Stories; have you gotten to flesh out more of your fantasy adventure through dnd or vice versa?
Yesss, IF so goood. I'm definitely gonna check out those, I've had Project Hadea cross my dash a couple of times but as always know Of things not what they're about, but if u like em I definitely gotta check em out ^-^. The Passenger was a surprise hit for me, I personally suck at replaying for multiple endings/routes but that one I definitely wanna.
Ayyo! Nice! Even if nothings out yet, I still know it takes a lot of effort and ye is hard to even work up the confidence to put it out there, so I'm proud of you! I can't wait! If nothing else you'll have at least one fan, and it's always good even if you're just making it for yourself <3. Woulddd/have you considered making it an IF or do you have a more 'linear' story in mind?
Oooo nioce! I've saved scummed, and crash and stuck in sidestep is Rough, omg the good/bad angst lol. I've played twice but keep being 'too bad' for folks to want to bust sidestep out lul. I loveee reluctant villains, they're so good. I'm a big fan of playing sidestep as 'fated' but reluctant, like feels they can't stop but wants someone (cough ortega) to stop them. I've tiptoed into the fully evil sidestep, it's veryyyy rough but if you love angst I highly recommend, oh jeez just the reactions.
I feel u lol. We tend to name pets along with food names, but the hilarity of a Cat named like Kevin is just too great. Clementine is a beautiful name and a dumb orange cat would be grateful to have it lol.
Ahh fair enough. It sounds like it was a good series for the time, at the very least a good stepping stone and formative! I'm interested to see how much that might be reflected in your own writing. At the very least, thank you for sharing how important it is/was to you <3 :))).
Again thank yew for answering my questions and replying to all my paragraphs with paragraphs lol
asdfaf yeah, i love my friends to death but they are Chaotic players. it's been a journey. if nothing else, i've learned quite a bit of improv, and fleshing out our homebrew setting helped me organize my writing quite a bit (especially my outlines). for the most part, i try to keep stuff separate tho, even if sometimes some things bleed over (like, NPC traits, or city structures or stuff like that), but the stories are completely different in both the general setting, and the vibes.
Project Hadea just updated and i read it last night and. god. so good. definitely check it out.
it started out as a linear story, and mostly for fun, but the more i added to it, the more other possible outcomes and scenarios started to make themselves known and. i am kinda considering making it into IF format. idk yet, i am waiting to have it more fleshed out (like, actually written, not just outlines and bulletpoints and scenes that aren't yet tied to each other)
aaaah the good angst. i will definitely play an evil route with sidestep. hopefully soon, i started replaying Baldur's Gate again and the Hyperfixation is. very strong.
unfortunately naming pets with human names seems to start to be a tradition with my friends. we already have a cat in the group named Mike (he truly is the definition of no thoughts, head empty. i love my furry nephew so much). some other friends recently rescued a stray kitty and named her Maia (which we all know several people with that name). the other pets that are relatively close to the group are either named after food, or have very literal cat and dog names (my aunt got a cat and she named him Motan. which is just "male cat" in romanian. truly like naming your cat Cat)
thank u for being so indulging lol <3 it's been fun to rant with someone on this hellsite again 🖤🖤🖤
#this took forever to reply to but alas i am at work now and doing nothing so at least there's that lol#ask#personal#phantom-tiger#🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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I have returned to this fic to settle in with a cup of coffee and enjoy the adorableness that is this fic!!! I love it so much and the idea of the Byers-Newby family dynamic we SO DESPERATELY DESERVED TO CONTINUE ((BOB DESERVED BETTER 2023))!!
In my brain Bob lives and this is the family that they have. It's so sweet and adorable and I will ship Joyce and Bob until I die.
And Bob WOULDDD install home security cameras I 100% believe this wholeheartedly!! Bob is #1 Worlds Greatest (Step)Dad!!!
"The only burglary that’s happened here was from the drunk guy who nabbed the electric mixer during the garage sale, and your mom chased him down the driveway with Jonathan’s old baseball bat." THIS KILLED ME THE VISUALS!!
And you KNOW how much of a sucker I am for a good secret-relationship fic, girl. It was only inevitable that I'd be returning to read this again because??? Eddie Munson and Secret Relationship? You might as well have just pulled outside my house with a van that said free candy on the side of it because I am JUMPING IN!!!
BOB FLATTERING JOYCE IS JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE. This is such a feel-good fic and has me grinnning from ear to ear as I read it every time. It's so cute and fluffy !! And Eddie wanting to go public??? sobbing into my fruit loops rn because I'm CRAZY FOR HIMMMMM!!!
"To think, her child, regular at last." THIS SENT ME OFF MY ROCKER BESTIE I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER JOYCE IS DESPERATE FOR NORMAL KIDS WITH NORMAL KID PROBLEMS LMFAOOO and her hoping "he's not some kind of delinquent" 😂😂😂
And im SOBBBINGGG at Eddie wanting to get all fixed up to meet the parents!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️ Absolutely the love of my life light of my world.
AND WILL WOULD LOVE PLAYING DND WITH EDDIE NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN I ACCEPT NO OTHER OUTCOMES OR ALTERNATIVESSSSSSS!!! I love their sibling dynamic with the reader in this fic. It's literally so well written!!
"He drives a van,” Jonathan says, looking at you over his shoulder. “Strike one.” THIS MADE ME CACKLE
And Joyce panicking lolol!!! She's so funny! I'm just picturing her like Michael from The Office when Eddie pulls up like "ITS HAPPENING!"
AND BOB WOULD PUT HIS FOOT IN IT !! AND SPILL THE BEANS THAT HIM AND JOYCE KNEW ALL ALONG!!
I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I ADORE THIS FIC!!!
Smile for the Cameras.
Summary: you’ve been dating Eddie Munson for a while now, happily in secret so that the two of you can have some privacy, but now you want him to meet the family and it turns out they have a secret of their own.
A/N: this one goes out to my enabler @megmeg-chan but this time I have wrapped it up in a nice bow and delicately place it on your doorstep before knocking and running down the driveway like a madman.
Word Count: 7k
CW/TW: Byers!Reader/fem!Reader; Bob lives AU; multiple POV; mentions of drugs; season four, volume two didn’t happen.
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Here’s the thing—plain and simple—there aren’t a lot of good guys in Hawkins. Sure, there are your brothers, Will and Jonathan, but they’re family. There are also Will’s friends who, admittedly, are a lot of fun. Oh, and Steve... he’s a good guy, too...
Well. All right. There are a few nice guys in Hawkins, but they aren’t the majority. You’re happy to know that your mother has herself a good guy who really cares about her but, as your brothers will agree, you knew he was the best of the best from the moment you first met him.
Bob immediately hit it off with Will, which you’ve always been grateful for. After so many bad things have happened in Hawkins, it’s about time your brother gets some normality back in his life. Wholesome normality, too. Jonathan was a little more standoffish but he caved in pretty quickly when Bob mentioned how much he likes The Clash.
You, being the eldest, and also the closest with your mom, were ready to tear him to shreds if he so much as belittled her, but he was making you laugh within five minutes and offering a ride out to Scoops for ice cream so, yeah, you liked him from the start.
Now, you get to call him your dad.
Not all children get to see their parents get married, and you’re happy to be one of the few. Jonathan bought a new camera for the day and all of the pictures were either put into a scrapbook or framed around the house, which Will helped out with glee.
There’s a big one in the living room of the five of you, all wide smiles and arms around each other. Looking at that picture makes this place feel like home.
It’s as much of a benefit to your mother as it is to your brothers. You as well. Lonnie was a real jerk. It didn’t take a scientist to figure that out. He was hardly around and that was always bad for the boys, seeing as they grew up without a positive father figure. You’ve inherited some of your mom’s rage, so you never played the role of respectful daughter to Lonnie.
When he left, you thought ‘good riddance.’ When you saw how much it hurt your mom and your brothers, you thought of how easy it might be to get away with murder.
With Bob, you only think about how happy he makes everyone. It’s a big contrast and something your family had to warm up to, but he’s so naturally caring that it didn’t take too long.
The only thing that you’re still struggling to adapt to is Bob’s tech-savvy side. He works at Radio Shack and, you’ll admit, at first you didn’t think he’d be as good of a technician as he is, but every now and then he’ll bring work home and you get to see him tinker away at things with your own eyes.
All of that stuff goes over your head. About the only thing you know when it comes to electronics is the switch for the television set and what button to press to delete the footage Jonathan sneakily records with his video camera when you’re a groggy mess in the morning just trying to brush your teeth.
The day Bob put cameras up at the house, you knew you were screwed.
“It’s so we can catch the burglars,” he said, halfway up a ladder and screwing a dome into the side of the house.
The only burglary that’s happened here was from the drunk guy who nabbed the electric mixer during the garage sale, and your mom chased him down the driveway with Jonathan’s old baseball bat.
“We’ve got locks,” you said.
He had chuckled and went off on a tech spiel about how ‘we’re diving into a new age,’ and what exactly the cameras could do but, if you’re honest, you weren’t paying attention much to the specifics of it all. The minute Bob talks shop, you hear white noise.
Granted, he always tries to explain things in simple terms for you and for that you’re thankful. He simply continues to prove how much of a good guy he is.
But you’ve got a good guy, too, and you think he’s pretty fantastic. Not that many people will agree with you but, to each of them, you think that they’ll never know just how fantastic Eddie Munson is. They’re missing out big time.
Your family is missing out, too, since you’ve been keeping your relationship with him a secret. The thing is, you like having something for yourself. Growing up with two younger brothers in a small town doesn’t give you a lot of privacy.
You’ve shared one bathroom your whole life. You take the smaller portion for dinner (when your mom’s not looking.) You cancel plans to look after Will on late nights. So, yeah, you’re going to have something for yourself for a change and you’re going to enjoy it.
In so many words...
The first time Eddie tapped on your bedroom window, you opened it with an infernal glare that would put the name ‘Hellfire’ to shame, berating him for waking you up and for being at your house in the first place. Does he not understand the meaning of a secret relationship?
But he flashed you a toothy grin, said he missed you, and when he gave you those damn dark brown puppy dog eyes, you had begrudgingly let him in. For. One. Night. Only. Which turned into two, then three, then five, then... well, you’ve lost count at this point.
The thing you hadn’t realized at the start is how clingy Eddie is. He’s got to be around you three times a day like he’s your breakfast, lunch, and dinner. When he laid his head in your lap on the third night he snuck in through your bedroom window and practically sobbed when you carded your fingers through his hair, you knew that the sweet Eddie Munson is touch-starved.
So—with the backbone of a chocolate éclair—you let Eddie stay the night pretty often. He rocks up at the same time, so, after a while, you don’t wait for the tap on the window, you just keep it open and hug him tight when he’s got his footing. Then you talk with each other until one of you falls asleep, waking up the next morning with tangled limbs and that gorgeous, messy bed hair that he’s never understood why you like so much.
It baffles you that he doesn’t realize just how pretty he is. Anytime you tell him, he jokingly asks if you’re only with him because of his looks, and you tell him every time that you’re with him because of who he is. But, also, because he’s too handsome to resist.
If you didn’t want to hold onto this secrecy for a little bit longer, you’d be parading him throughout the streets. ‘Look at my boyfriend. Look at how well my boyfriend plays the guitar. Look at how my boyfriend looks at me.’ He’s so not ready for that.
But the two of you can’t hide forever and you know it, even more, when he’s resting against the headboard of your bed, finger twirling a strand of his hair as he thinks in silence. He always scrunches his nose up when he’s deep in thought and it’s the cutest thing.
Seriously, how is it fair that he can be both adorable and attractive?
“Stop that,” you say, reaching over to tap the finger in his hair. “You’ll grow bald.”
He smiles, bringing his hand down to instead rest on your arm which is wrapped around him.
“What are you thinking about?”
“What?” He chuckles.
“You get this adorable crease right here—” you poke between his eyebrows, “when you think too hard.”
Eddie smiles. “You stare at me that much?”
“With a face like yours, yeah,”
Quiet moments like these have always been your favorite, whether or not that’s in your bedroom. When you can be with Eddie, just the two of you, everything else stands still.
You’ve been to his trailer plenty of times and you’ve met Wayne on many occasions as well. He’s been very supportive of your relationship with Eddie, having once said that he’s glad Eddie has someone who can ‘deal with his quirks.’ Truthfully, you admire those quirks of his.
When Eddie’s smile turns mischievous, you already know what he’s going to do before he does it. Yet, you’re still not quick enough to stop him from tickling you and burying his face in your neck, blowing raspberries on your skin.
You let out a short squeak, slapping his arm and pushing him off of you when you feel his lips curl against your neck.
“Stop!” You try to whisper but can’t help from laughing. “We’ve got to be—”
“Quiet, I know,” he nods, his smile an inch smaller.
It’s not the ideal relationship, you know that, having to hide all the time. The veil will lift sooner or later. It just turns out that he’s wanted it sooner since that fault in his smile can only mean one thing.
“I’m going to tell them soon,” you say. “I’m just figuring out how.”
“Well,” he absentmindedly traces circles on your skin. “I was actually wondering if you could ask your dad something for me,”
“Oh?”
“I only get paid so much for my gigs and I’m kinda running on empty right now, so I was hoping your dad would have a spot free at his job?”
“You wanna work with my dad?” You ask, sitting up.
He nods his head, a crease again at his forehead. “I know a thing or two about fixing things and, I mean, Radio Shack ain’t that bad a place to work in. At least, until I can find something stable.”
“Like he wouldn’t offer you full-time right off the bat,” you chuckle, playfully hitting his arm.
“Well, I don’t know,” he beams.
You tap your finger against your chin, feigning consideration, then dip forward to press a quick kiss to his lips.
“I think that’s a great idea,” you say.
“Yeah?” He smiles.
“Yeah, and maybe you could...” you shrug your shoulders, “come for dinner. Get to know him a bit.”
Eddie lights up, his smile warm and soft. “I’d love that,”
Truly, there’s nothing you’d love more than for your parents to finally meet your boyfriend and, hopefully, approve of him. You don’t have any worries that they’ll kick him out, but you can’t help but feel like something will go wrong.
Everything will be okay as long as you don’t mention that you’ve been sneaking Eddie in through the window almost every night. After all, how would they ever know unless you say something?
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Sometimes, this house feels like chaos.
It’s one thing to be late for school—and work—but it’s another thing for the power to be out, so no one is ready to leave. Joyce had woken up to the neighbor’s car backfiring and when she saw the alarm clock on her bedside table flashing at her, she had hit a sleepy Bob on the chest and scrambled out of bed.
After grabbing whatever is closest to dress herself with, she’s barrelling down the hallway, slapping a hand onto each door she passes, swinging it open, and calling inside for her kids to wake up. But when she reaches your door, she finds that it’s locked.
“Hey,” she hits the door once, “come on, we’re late.”
She’s happy to hear a ‘be right there!’ from inside the room, so she spins around and tucks in Jonathan’s shirt when he practically trips through his doorway and then gives Will a kiss on the cheek when he steps out of his room.
Bob’s struggling to get his tie on straight when Joyce walks into the living room and she gives him a sympathetic smile, reaching out to tighten it for him.
“How do you still manage to look so beautiful when you’ve just woken up?” He asks, grinning ear to ear.
“Oh, Bob,” Joyce smiles, flattening his shirt collar.
“I can drive the kids to school,”
“No, that’s okay. I can do it.”
“I can drive them on my way to work. It’ll be easier. Plus, I get to spend some time with them.”
It never amazes Joyce how after three years, Bob still wants to be as close to her kids as possible. The truly beautiful thing about that is how they want to be just as close to him as well.
“It’ll be great,” he smiles, giving her a quick kiss and scooping the car keys off of the coffee table.
He jingles them in his hand as he calls out to the family that he’ll be their driver for the morning, patting Will on the back who’s been scooping papers and books into his backpack.
“Here, mom,” Jonathan says beside Joyce, handing her an overspilling mug of coffee.
“Oh, Jonathan, thank you,” she smiles, pulling him to her to plant a big kiss on his cheek.
He chuckles, craning his face away from her with a loud ‘mom!’ which she laughs at. When he’s jogging over to the front door, another one of Joyce’s kids creeps up beside her and she tries not to spill even more coffee onto the floor.
“Hey, Jonathan!” You call and he spins around. “I’m taking the car this morning, okay?”
“No, I’m driving,” Bob smiles, jingling the car keys again. “I’ll finish an hour early and pick you up from work.”
Jonathan snickers. “You can’t always be the driver,”
“Hey,” you put your hands on your hips. “I bought that car, remember?”
“Yeah, yeah. Let’s just go,”
Being a big family of five, there are only three cars shared between you all. Joyce has her car, Bob has his, and you had bought a car in your senior year of high school which was passed down onto Jonathan after you graduated, now that he’s in his senior year.
Every so often, driving arrangements change. Sometimes Joyce will drive everyone, sometimes you would take the boys to school, and sometimes Bob will drive the whole lot. Exactly what he’s doing this morning. Good timing, too, as Joyce has plans in the afternoon.
The great thing, which is as much of a relief as it is appreciated, is how no one complains. The only time Joyce has ever heard an argument about who gets the car you bought is when Jonathan has a date with Nancy and you have other plans. But fights never get out of hand around here, thankfully.
“Look at you,” Joyce tsks, placing a hand on your cheek. “Did you not get any sleep last night?”
“Oh, yeah,” you say, rubbing your eye with the back of your hand. “I guess work is just wearing me out.”
“Maybe you should call in sick?”
“Next time,” you smile.
She rubs your back, giving you that motherly smile she knows she’s adopted over the years.
When Will finally has his backpack sorted, he calls out a goodbye and races over to Jonathan who gives him a one-armed hug, walking out of the door together. Another relief, knowing that everyone is so close with each other. Even more so because of all of the strange things going on in Hawkins.
“Hey, mom, I want to ask you something,” you say, stepping in front of her.
“Okay,” she looks down at her watch. “Just don’t be too late.”
“I won’t. The thing is... I’ve been seeing this guy and I was wondering if maybe he could come over for dinner so that everyone can meet him?”
The mug almost slips from Joyce’s hands when you say that and she reminds herself to act calm.
“Huh?” She speaks, shrugging a shoulder and putting on a casual face. “Oh, yeah. That’s fine. Whatever you want, sweetie.”
“You sure?”
The look you give her makes Joyce thinks she’s caught but she keeps playing it cool, hoping that you won’t poke around. You’ve never been one to let things go easily. She supposes you get that from her.
“Of course. I’d love to meet him.”
“Great, me too,” you smile, giving her a quick hug.
With a goodbye, you’re out the door where Bob is still waiting, sending Joyce a wink which she nods to and then he’s gone.
Honestly, Joyce already knows you have a boyfriend. There isn’t a lot that hides under her nose, especially in her home, but she’s got to give credit where credit is due and thank Bob for installing all those cameras around the house.
It’s how they found out in the first place. Bob was in his study, pouring over all the security footage like he does every night after work. The kids were either watching TV or in bed—which you were, seeing as you were so eager to go to sleep.
He waved her in with a ‘Joyce, honeybun, I think you need to see this,’ when she came to ask if he wanted anything, and she stood beside him as he rewinded the footage and pointed at the figure creeping along the back of the house.
“Is that a burglar?” She gasped, leaning forward to squint at the screen as if she could make out who it was.
“I don’t think so,”
“Why is he climbing in our window?”
“Honey, that is our daughter’s window,”
It only took her three seconds of scrunching up her eyes at Bob who gave her a knowing look for her to understand what was going on, all the dots connecting in her head.
“She has a boyfriend!?” She practically screamed, quickly lowering her voice when she remembered the study door was wide open. “And she didn’t tell me?”
“It’s okay,”
“Bob, she’s got a boyfriend—” and then within another breath, she smiled excitedly. “This is so great!”
After all the horrible things Hawkins has to offer had happened, really throwing hands at her family, Joyce was over the moon with joy when she found out about your secret relationship.
It’s hard to go back to a routine when you’ve faced demogorgons on the weekend, especially when they were so close to hurting them—her boy, Will, and Bob as well. So, to know that you were acting like a regular teenager made her the happiest she’s been since she said ‘I do.’
To think, her child, regular at last.
She and Bob had both agreed to not say a word. If you were keeping the relationship a secret, it had to be for a good reason, and they knew that, in time, you’d eventually tell them.
But it would get a little hard to keep a poker face when she’d hear your bedroom window slide open, or that time he had tripped on his way in and landed on the floor loudly, or when she had caught you on your way back to bed with a glass of water, shutting the door when she approached and noticing the leather jacket that was caught in between it.
There isn’t anything wrong with leather jackets and, truly, she’s had a thing for guys in leather before, but she just hopes that whoever this guy is—as all she’s ever seen of him is from the security footage, so she’s only made out long hair and dirty shoes—that he’s not some kind of delinquent.
Now, she’s going to find out just who your mystery boyfriend is and she hopes he likes chicken because that’s all she’s got in the fridge.
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When you tell Eddie that your mom is more than happy to have him over for dinner, he smiles wider than the day you told him that you had listened to Iron Maiden. But when you say that she is happy for it to happen the same night, his face drops like a ton of bricks.
“Tonight?” He asks, fiddling with his rings. “Like in... five hours?”
“Yeah,” you chuckle, pulling him in by the vest to wrap your arms around him. “Is that too fast?”
“No, I just...”
“What?”
“I was going to buy some nice clothes...”
You feel your heart do the running man in your chest with how he wants to make a good first impression on your parents, but you know it’s not needed.
“Eddie, if you just be yourself, they’ll love you.”
He grins at that, pulling you in close to kiss you. His lips taste like the strawberries you both shared for lunch, though you had wanted him to eat an actual meal. When it’s not particularly busy at work, you eat lunch with him in the staff room, even though he stops by almost every day to say hello.
There were a few times when you had to hide him behind the counter when your dad gave you a surprise visit, offering a bag full of lunch he had bought on his way over. The little stinker Munson would pinch your thighs for fun and once you had kneed him directly in the chest, slamming him back against the shelving and having to play off his groan as you accidentally knocked your knee.
Eddie can’t help it. He loves to have fun and by any means possible, really. You just know that after tonight when you both don’t have to sneak around anymore, he’ll be twelve times more sprightly.
“How’s your campaign?” You ask, reaching over to grab the package of Cheez Balls he had brought with him.
“Good,” he nods, diving a hand into the tin as soon as you open it. “Will’s a really smart kid.”
“Yeah, I saw him throw some character sketches into his bag before we left this morning. He loves those sessions with you.”
That’s how you first met Eddie, through your baby brother’s fixation with Dungeons and Dragons. He was so happy to know that there was a club going on at high school, having feared that everyone would have grown out of it by now, and so joining Hellfire is one of the best things that’s happened to him recently.
You’re always going to be extremely thankful to Eddie for taking in your brother like he has. You’ve always looked out for him and this year has been the first that you haven’t had anything strange happen, so he’s getting the chance to be a normal teenager.
Really, in a way, Will is the one to thank for you getting with Eddie. When you had picked up your brother from a session one night, Eddie had walked him out to the car and instantly you were in love.
All Eddie has ever done since the start is shown in many different ways how much he cares for everyone and how big a heart he has. If that isn’t attractive, you don’t know what is.
Oh, wait a minute. His rings...
He pipes up, “Do you think it’ll be weird?”
You’re thrown out of your thoughts by his question but you don’t exactly know what he means.
“What will?” You ask, popping a cheese ball into your mouth.
“The fact that Will is going to find out that his Dungeon Master is also his sister’s boyfriend.”
You shrug. “He’ll be fine with it. Might be a little surprised but I think he’s gonna love the fact that his favorite DM is with his favorite sister.”
Eddie laughs. “You’re his only sister.”
Furrowing your brows, you chew on another cheese ball. “What’s your point?”
He finds that even more fun but you just smile in victory at having made him laugh. He might love Metalica and Black Sabbath, but you’re always going to believe that his laugh is the best song in the world.
No band can beat that.
When Eddie eventually leaves with a kiss on the cheek and a wave goodbye, you count down the minutes until your shift is over. You spend the rest of it idly as it’s pretty quiet today until your dad picks you up an hour early from his job just as he promised.
When you arrive home—Jonathan and Will having been picked up by your mom—you walk into the house that smells of smoke and the sounds of frustrated murmurings.
“What’s going on?” You ask as you and your dad step into the kitchen after giving each other a look.
There’s a dark cloud hanging over in the room as your mom waves an oven mitt at the open oven. She spins around at the sound of your voice, flashing an anxious smile.
“I burnt some of the chicken,” she says, scratching her head.
“Oh, honey,” Bob coos, walking over to her and peering into the oven. “It doesn’t look too bad. There’s still more than enough for the six of us.”
“I still have to make a salad,”
“Okay, I’ll do it,” you say, shrugging your jacket off. “Let me get changed and I’ll make one.”
She breathes out a relieved ‘thank you,’ as you head to your bedroom and on the way, you bump into Jonathan who has got half of two shirts on; one sleeve on one arm and the other sleeve on the next.
“Hey,” he smiles, but quickly looks back down at the shirts. “Which one do you think is better?”
You furrow your brows, perplexed at what your brother is doing.
“Is Nancy coming over?”
He chuckles, shaking his head. “No, I’m asking for you.”
Smiling, you can’t help but feel really happy about how much he cares. Despite being younger than you, he’s always acted like your big brother but, honestly, you don’t mind. He’s one of the best.
“Left,” you say, pointing at the shirt.
He nods. “I thought so too. Thanks,”
You chuckle as he dashes into his bedroom and you head into your bedroom, looking around for some clothes to wear for tonight. You’ve never been too fussed over how you look but tonight is kinda a big deal and you want to look your best.
When you’re straightening your clothes in the mirror, someone knocks at your door and you turn to see Will in one of Bob’s old button-down shirts.
“Don’t you look handsome?” You say, and he smiles wide.
“You look great,” he says. “I’m really looking forward to tonight.”
“Yeah, me too. He’s a pretty big deal to me.”
“How long have you been seeing him?”
Now, Will is a smart kid. If you tell him the truth, two things are going to happen; first, he’s going to ask you why you’ve been keeping it a secret for so long and second, he’s going to do the math and realize you’ve had a boyfriend around the time you met Eddie.
He’s going to find out soon, anyway, about who you’re dating, but until that actually happens, you’re keeping up with the routine.
“Just a little while,” you shrug. “I really like him, though, so I want you all to meet him.”
“I’m sure he’s great,”
You walk over to him and kiss his forehead. “So are you.”
Will smiles, quickly leaving the room after telling you that you should wear the new perfume you bought recently and you take him up on his offer, spraying yourself a couple times before walking into the kitchen to help your mom by preparing a salad.
Bob has cut up the chicken onto a platter while Jonathan set the table, and Will helps him with the last few items before you hand him the bowl to take with him.
The sound of an engine grows nearer outside, accompanied by blaring music from a stereo, which is quickly shut off as lights begin to pull into the driveway.
Will and Jonathan are leaping over to the couch against the window, nudging open the blinds to get a peek at who’s arrived.
“He’s here!” Will calls out, watching the headlights turn off.
“He drives a van,” Jonathan says, looking at you over his shoulder. “Strike one.”
“Stop,” you say, smacking your hand against his arm.
Both he and Will chuckle—not out of mockery but by your reaction—and then Will’s gasping as he shoves the blinds closed, eyes straight at the front door when there’s a knock against the wood.
“Okay,” your mom says, walking into the living room and waving her hands. “Nobody panic. Just calm down.”
“We’re not the ones panicking, mom,” Jonathan smiles.
Your mom lets out a breathless chuckle as Bob steps beside her, wrapping an arm around her shoulder.
“It’s going to be fine,” he looks over at you. “Want me to get the door?”
“No, I’ll get it,”
With a quick prepared breath, you spin on your heel and walk over to the front door, wrapping your fingers around the handle and pulling it open and you see your beautiful boyfriend standing on the doorstep with a black shirt and one of his more stable jackets.
Even without buying any new clothes, he’s put a lot of effort into his appearance. His shoes are sturdier than the white Reeboks he usually wears, so you think he might have gotten them from his uncle. But he still has the chain attached to the loops of his jeans and it makes you smile.
“Hey,” you say.
“Hi,” he grins.
For just a few seconds, that becomes a moment just for the two of you, then you’re stepping to the side so that he can come in, and your family are almost circling him the moment he does.
“Hello,” your mom beams, approaching him with your dad still beside her.
“I’m Eddie,” he says, stretching out a hand to shake your mom’s hand, who does so a little too eagerly. “These are for you.”
He’s bought a bouquet of flowers with him, all pretty colors of pinks and yellows, and you think that’s where his money went into. Your mom takes the flowers happily, smiling up at Bob who looks just as gleeful.
“Thank you, Eddie. They’re lovely,”
“I’m Bob,” your dad says, shaking Eddie’s hand. “And that right over there is the man of the house,”
There’s a chuckle from Jonathan when Bob points a finger at him, but he seems especially stiff when giving Eddie a nod in acknowledgement. Will, on the other hand, is standing there with an agape expression, looking completely shocked.
“Hey, Will the Wise,” Eddie grins, reaching over to mess up your brother’s hair.
He’s quick to fix it and though the room goes silent for a moment, he’s breaking out into a confused but excited grin which eases your worries. For a moment, you thought he went lifeless on you.
“You’re the boyfriend,” Will says.
“Do you know each other?” Your mom inquires, looking between the two of them.
“Yeah, we play Dungeons and Dragons together,”
Your mom beams a hundred voltages brighter at that, though her eyes are about as wide as saucers.
“The Hellfire Club?” She asks.
Eddie smiles, rocking on his heels. “Yeah, every Wednesday night.”
You know your mom is already won over by Eddie the second she realizes that he’s the guy who Will’s been talking about excitedly over breakfast. Since he joined the club with his friends, he’s been wearing the Hellfire shirt around the house like it’s attached to him. You’ve even seen him sleep in it.
“Come, sit down,” your mom waves her hands. “Let’s eat.”
She’s content staring at the flowers when she walks into the kitchen and everyone begins to follow. Eddie sneaks an arm around your waist, smiling at you.
“I think that’s the first time I’ve used the door,” he mutters.
You roll your eyes, shushing him and heading over to the table. Eddie’s on the move before a hand grabs his shoulder and he’s turning around to meet the stern gaze of your brother.
“Hey, man,” he says. “Long time, no see.”
Jonathan smiles only for a moment, something extremely short-lived.
“That was a one-time thing,” he grunts. “You better not have been giving any weed to my sister—”
“No way, she doesn’t touch the stuff. Don’t worry, I’d never pressure her into anything she didn’t want.”
“You better not, and this stays between us.”
“Sure,” Eddie nods. “My lips are sealed between you, me, and purple palm tree delight,”
He lets out a humorous chuckle at Jonathan’s deadpan stare before heading over to the dining room to see all the food laid out on the table. You’re smiling at him happily, patting the chair next to you, and he almost skips over to sit beside you.
Your mom apologizes about the lack of dinner but Eddie’s shaking his head, telling her that it’s more than enough and it’s much better than the canned food he’s so used to having.
Conversation flows very smoothly when plates are filled up, and Eddie answers every question put to him by your parents and your brothers, though Will is mostly just giddily listening because here’s his hero with his big sister.
Eddie opens up about a lot of things, mainly his life with his uncle and how he got into music. It’s clearly a very interesting topic to your dad who leans into the discussion with a curious grin, nodding along to the origin of the name ‘Corroded Coffin.’
In turn, Bob talks about how he founded the Hawkins AV Club, saying that he could be a player in one of Eddie’s D&D sessions since he was nicknamed ‘Bob the Brain,’ but how Will is always telling him how embarrassing that would be.
It’s lovely when everyone at the table laughs, making the atmosphere feel really comfortable. They take a liking to Eddie right away and you feel so warm in the chest at the scene.
“So,” Bob passes the salad onto Joyce who scoops a pile into Eddie’s plate. “What kind of songs do you play?”
“We play a few covers,” Eddie replies. “But we’ve been working on some original music.”
“That’s cool,” Will smiles.
“And you play at the Hideout?” Joyce asks and when Eddie nods, she smiles. “We should come to see you play sometime.”
“Yeah!” Bob lights up. “A big family outing. We’ll be cheering for you in the crowd.”
Eddie chuckles, hiding half of his smile into the palm of his hand when he props his elbow onto the table.
“I didn’t know you listened to that kind of music, dad,” you say after taking a sip of your water.
“Yeah, of course. I was super into Led Zeppelin in my teens,”
He mimics an air guitar, smiling over at your mom who’s shaking her head with that face that both says ‘I love you’ and ‘you amaze me.’
“Nice,” Eddie says. “Do you play?”
“Oh, no. Not anymore.”
“You can jam with me one day. I have a gorgeous Warlock NJ you can use.”
You hum, turning to him. “I think that guitar gets more love than me sometimes.”
He scrunches up his nose, shaking his head as he reaches over to hold your hand, and you’re glad that he kept the rings on, too.
“You know,” Bob says, waving his fork around. “I’m actually a big Dio fan myself.”
Eddie furrows his brows for a moment, leaning in closer to the table. “How did you know I like Dio?”
“Because it’s on your vest—”
The second he says it, the room falls deadly silent. Everyone, including you, is sitting in their chairs confused, but only you, Eddie, and your dad know the reason.
Eddie isn’t wearing his Dio vest.
“Dad...?” You question, watching the way he sits frozen with a slightly open mouth.
“Hmm?” He hums, coming back to life, and shoving the piece of chicken on his fork right into his mouth.
You might have shaken the suspicion away if it weren’t for the guilty face your mom wears, who immediately starts stabbing the salad on her plate when you give her a look.
“Oh my gosh,” you breathe out. “They know.”
Somehow, your parents know that you’ve been sneaking Eddie in through your bedroom window nearly every night. But how could they have found out when you tried so hard to be careful about it?
Both you and Eddie took every precaution with the secrecy of it all. You would keep your door locked, Eddie would only come over on foot, not risking the sound of his van pulling up in the street, and he would leave only after the house was empty or while everyone was too busy at the front, usually resulting in Eddie jumping over the bushes in the backyard.
You are completely confused about where the two of you slipped up in all of this.
“All right,” your mom sighs, nodding at Bob and placing her hand on top of his. “Your father and I know about Eddie,”
“Wait, what?” Jonathan asks. “What’s going on?”
“Bob has the cameras and we—”
You groan. “Oh no,”
“We,” your mom emphasises, “just happened to stumble upon some footage of him climbing through the window and—”
“You did what?” Jonathan snaps, looking at Eddie.
He’s got that big brother look in his eye that warns Eddie to answer him very carefully and you tighten your hold of his hand, hoping that your younger brother doesn’t do anything rash like tackle Eddie over the dinner table.
Think about all the food that will be wasted.
“Okay, okay,” Bob extends his hands, gesturing for everyone to sit back in their chairs. “Clearly, there’s been some secrets in the family, but we want you to know that we aren’t mad at you.”
Joyce shakes her head with a sympathetic look on her face.
“You aren’t?” You ask, slowly relaxing after having tensed up at the bombshell that was dropped over dinner.
“No,” your mom shakes her head, face scrunched up. “I did a lot of sneaking around when I was your age.”
“We thought we’d let you tell us when you were ready,” Bob says.
As much as it is unbelievably understanding of them—though they’ve always been that way—you can’t help but feel embarrassed about it, especially of how it came out. You can’t believe you forgot all about the security cameras your dad installed. Sure, the tech side of it goes over your head but, hell, you thought you’d catch it.
Turns out, you and Eddie aren’t as sneaky as you thought you were.
“Well...” you let out a deep breath, still processing. “Thank you for trusting me.”
“Thank you for telling us,” Bob says.
It falls a little quiet after that with the exception of Jonathan’s knife scraping against the plate as he stares at Eddie while cutting into his chicken. Instead, you send Will a silly look when he catches your attention and he snickers.
“So,” Eddie pipes up, looking at your dad. “Would now be a bad time for me to ask if I could get some work experience with you?”
Bob perks up, mouth curved cheerfully. “Work with me?”
“Only if that’s okay. I’m just looking for a job right now and your daughter’s told me a lot about you,”
He looks ten times more happy than before, wearing a proud dad look on his face.
“Of course. I can always do with more workers. You know how to work electronics?”
“Just the basics, you know; toaster, VHS, and guitar amps, but I’m willing to learn and I’m great at fixing things.”
Bob chuckles. “You’re a clever guy, that’s good.”
When he’s too distracted by passing the food down to Will at the end of the table, you lean into Eddie’s side and whisper, “Told you.”
There was no doubt in your mind that your dad would take Eddie on to work with him at Radio Shack and now you get to visit him at his job for lunch instead of the other way around, though your dad will most likely join in as well.
Maybe Eddie will have to wear a dress shirt and tie just like your dad does. Hmm, that could be interesting.
It’s Will’s disgusted scoff that draws you out from your thinking, giving him a strange look until you realize that you and Eddie are huddled together at the table, hand in hand, and have been staring at each other for the past twenty seconds.
“Yeah,” Jonathan nods, pointing his pinky at Will. “Ew.”
You roll your eyes. “You’re one to talk,”
There are not enough fingers on your hand to count the times you’ve caught Jonathan sucking face with Nancy and the lipstick stains she leaves on his skin afterwards. If anything is disgusting, it’s that.
“Hey, Eds,” Bob speaks, and you get all giddy at the nickname. “Can you start Monday?”
“Yeah,” he nods excitedly. “Absolutely.”
“Great, this will be great,”
Not just that, you think, but this whole thing has been great. Your parents have welcomed Eddie with open arms, Jonathan seems to be on the fence but either way, you know he can tell you’re smitten, and Will is over the moon that the head of the Hellfire Club is eating dinner at his house.
Tonight could not have gone any smoother, in fact, you’re sure you’re going to hear only good things once Eddie leaves for the night—since there’s absolutely no way that he’s staying and if he tries, you’ll kick him in the shins.
Those flowers he bought for your mom are going to be displayed in a vase for weeks, or for as long as she can keep them alive, and you’re going to smile every time you see them.
Thank goodness you’re a Byers, Bob included.
“And hey,” your dad suddenly says, “maybe I can teach you a few things about security cameras.”
Well, choking on your chicken is the only bad thing to happen tonight. Otherwise, it’s the best night you’ve had in a long time.
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Juniper. I have a very important question. If a vampire and a werewolf both bit a human at the exact same time, what would happen? (Werepire?? Vamwolf????)
Welllll.. assss a vampireeee and aaaa werewolffff.. Iiii dooo haveee someee authoritttyy onnn thisss..
Ifffff itsss justtt a normallll humannnn theyyy woulddd probablyyy dieee.. Vampirreeee bitesss and Werewolffff bitesss are bothhh incrediblyyy traumatic eveentttsss to the bodddy..
Yyouuuu cannn survive oneee.. buttt twooo???
Butttt ifff theyyy diddd surviveee, theyyy woulddd probablyyyy be stableeee (unlikeee meee)… vampireeesss andddd werewolfff powerrssss complilimenttt eachotherrr well… theresss alsooo no realll overiddeee in natureee..
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