#but this was too funny not to post

[giulliadella]

So, new Vita Carnis dropped and we finally got to see the Elder Mimic! But some person in the comments said that the mimic was dancing and my depressed sleep deprived brain imagined it twerking:

The mimic plushie is twerking with the mom too :D

RIP the dumb guy in the toilet though.

[chaoss-incarnate]

oh uh thanks very much for letting us know damn

[eclectic3gay3disaster]

Where are the feet of a killer, Bella? ✨️✨️

[theredtours]

me: [jamming to suburban legends] me: [singing] and you screw me in a way that's gonna ki--- me: ... me: wait that doesn't--that isn't-- me: WHAT DID I JUST SAY OH MY GOD

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[mysticmuse0]

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

[soappox]

they're amusing to me

[biboomerangboi]

Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.

[daysofnights]

when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding

[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[hellspawnmotel]

I completely fucking forgot about this ed edd n eddy x akira crossover I drew a year ago

[crifevergreen]