#but this pic was too perfect to not use as my pfp

[the-babygirl-polls]

You literally use an icon with Pedro Pascal and no one sent in any of the characters he played?! how uncaring! how uncultured! jail for your followers! jail for one thousand years!

(I admit I don't know all of his roles but the few characters I know of deserve to be in this showdown 😭)

Maybe once the submissions open back up people will submit some of him 🤷‍♀️ mayhaps even the Mandalorian🤷‍♀️ who knows 🤷‍♀️

[httpsserene]

𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐰/𝐥𝐧𝟒

📖𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: you’re upset with the switch up the internet has pulled on you. a few years ago, everybody was saying you were too pretty for lando, but now they’re drooling over him? you will not be letting this slide.  📖𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: fluff. mild angst. humor. twt users being twt users. reader is a fashion designer (not important but mentioned). reader is also wild af. brain-rot. not beta-read. 📖𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: lando norris x fem!black!reader 📖𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau. 📖𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸: spice girl • aminé

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: in honor of lando's birthday :) look y’all—i saw one tik tok edit that was like “why is lando kinda…” and i audibly said KINDA???? and then i got mad like, how are people just noticing how fine he is. and then i saw another one that was like, “oh everybody thinks charles is the prettiest on the grid…but now introducing: lando” and i almost threw my phone across the room :) so this is inspired by me flexing that i have always thought lando was fine, and that i’m also mad that i have to share him. loves, this is complete brain rot and it took me years to recreate these ig posts for some reason; have fun reading !!!

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yninstagram • three years ago, 2020

liked by landonorris, mclaren, maxfewtrell, lewishamilton, and 16,175,978 others

yninstagram lando norris is the man i want to spend the rest of my life with. he’s perfection personified. the most soft, kindest, sweetest, considerate, and funniest man has allowed me the privilege of being his girlfriend. i’m forever thankful that we get to grow together. he’s the cutest, hottest, and prettiest boy to ME–and that’s all i care about, and that’s all you need to accept. i don’t give a FUCK about your opinions on who *i* should date. i’m the only person who’s decisions matter concerning my romantic relationships. why the hell should y’all bitches who don’t even use their own photos for their pfp’s and use a k-idol’s face instead, dictate who is hot or not. it’s incredibly vein, disgusting, and immature behavior from people who think they’re my fans. acting like jealous school children isn't cute; i was never your property. it’s hilarious too, considering some of y’all are grown women DOUBLE my age talking shit about my business–go worry about why your kids don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

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yninstagram matter of fact, go ahead and change your little profile pictures to real pictures of you, i don’t want to see any filters. then we can all see that all y’all want to do is spread insecurity stemming from your own self-hatred 🙂

yninstagram and while i have you all here, my winter season clothes will be restocked on the 15th.

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landonorris • august 24th • zandvoort ⚑

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landonorris back in my favorite place

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yninstagram first!! stay back hoes 🤺🤺

➥ user being called a hoe by y/n is not what i expected this year

➥ user she has notif’s 😭on 😭 for 😭 lando 😭

yninstagram how r u so HOT 🥵

yninstagram that sweater is mine now 👺

➥ landonorris i can just get another for you love

➥ yninstagram …i want this one lan🫤

➥ landonorris okay it’s yours 🫠

user neither of them have any backbone when it comes to each other

➥ yninstagram as it should be 😤

user might have to trip and fall into lando’s arms this weekend

➥ yninstagram i’m flying in tomorrow rethink your plan 🙂

➥ user i think i’ll avoid lando like the plague this weekend 😅

➥ user smart decision babes

landonorris • september 12th

liked by yninstagram, lnfour, tumitravel, and 425,395 others

landonorris coming in hot @ tumitravel

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yninstagram come in me—i mean come home to me haha 😳😊

➥ landonorris babe please not in front of the sponsors 😧

➥ tumitravel oh no pls don’t stop for us 🫣 we stan y/n

user i saw this photo shoot LIVE!!! lando was so sweet, he signed my hat for me, and he smells so good 😩😩

➥ yninstagram i’ll chop off your nose and then you can be voldemort for halloween 👺

user i don’t know if i want to choke him or have him choke ME

➥ yninstagram how about me choking you

➥ user omg i’m down for a threesome 😳

➥ yninstagram choking you to death :)

➥ user i don’t wanna play this game anymore

landonorris • september 18th • singapore ⚑

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landonorris whatttaaaaa weekend ❤

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yninstagram GODDAMN

carlossainzjr vamossss landito ❤️💪🏼🏆

➥ landonorris ayyyy 🧡🥳🥳

➥ yninstagram my boysssss 🥰

yninstagram that’s my boyfriend 🤤

➥ landonorris last photo is just for you 😋

yninstagram so proud of you baby, i’m running out of room to put all these trophies <3

➥ landonorris v happy to be your trophy husband

user i’m in love with this singapore haircut 🤤 thank you for not fucking it up lando 😅

➥ yninstagram mmm yes, i’m thrilled it’s still long on the top 😍 it gives me something to tug on

user surprised y/n allowed him to post that last one

➥ yninstagram he doesn’t need my permission, but i get to see him naked so i rdc

user quadrant helmet it so beautiful! i want it to stay 😭

➥ user i want him to fuck me with it on

➥ yninstagram out of pocket…but completely valid honestly—delete your account 😊

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yninstagram carlando 1-2 makes up for the war i’m fighting in these comments

mclaren • novemeber 8th

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mclaren pulling up fresh with @ landonorris

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yninstagram not pictured: @ landonorris pulling up to OUR flat

➥ user y/n said “he’s coming home with meeeee”

f1 does he come with the jacket👀

➥ yninstagram no, but the price of me folding you like a lawn chair is included in shipping & handling

➥ f1 i’ll go sit down 😅

➥ user she’s fighting the f1 main??? this is mentally-ill behavior y/n!!!

yninstagram mclaren admin go stand in a corner and stare at the wall

➥ mclaren they made me post this!!! i would NEVER risk upsetting you ma’am 🙇🏼‍♀️

➥ yninstagram no talking from the timeout corner 🫵🏽

user we don’t care about the jacket. which organ do i have to sell to buy an hour with him?

➥ yninstagram both kidneys

➥ user but you need at least one kidney to live?

➥ yninstagram how,,,unfortunate

user model!lando always glowssssss

➥ yninstagram it’s the 9 step skincare routine i have him on, you can follow steps 1-8 on his ig

➥ user what’s step 9?

➥ yninstagram kissing me 🤭

lando.jpg • novemeber 13th • with my wife ⚑

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lando.jpg lucky to have found you so early in my life. you're my best birthday gift.

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yninstagram posting my side boob on the jpg account? forgiven since you called me your wife 🥺

➥ lando.jpg thought i’d start practicing your future title, mrs. norris

➥ yninstagram come back to bed. you can start practicing giving me your kids too.

user i want y/n to bury my head in between her boobs

➥ lando.jpg no. i sleep there also—you’re blocked 🤗

danielricciardo as long as i’m the godfather, i can forget i’ve ever read this 🤮

➥carlossainzjr get in line mate, i’ve called being baby norris’ godfather ages ago

➥maxverstappen wait your turn mates, clearly i am the correct choice for godfather

➥maxfewtrell ah, i believe you lads have forgotten my existence

➥yninstagram baby norris doesn’t exist yet, no need to fight to the death rn 🙄

➥lando.jpg i’ll convince the mrs to have four, for my racing number and so you each have a godchild 😅

user y/n may have won the war, but i’ve won the battle—bisexuals have been fed today!!!

➥user girl, i’m straight and i’ve zoomed in on the last photo an unhealthy amount of times

➥user i diagnose you with y/n-sexuality it’s incredibly common in humans

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oscarpiastri you two are made for each other 😀

➥lando.jpg this sounds like an insult 🙂

➥yninstagram i thought kids under 13 weren’t allowed on ig

➥oscarpiastri you’re not even a year older than me @ yninstagram

mclaren mama y papa

➥ yninstagram still on timeout.

➥ mclaren :(

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[eddiemunsonhotgf]

Jus' sum modern eddie being cute plz if ur feeling it, love ur page sm 💗 🥺

cutesy modern!eddie lives in my mind rent free :,(

first of all he would put you as his lockscreen, his pfp pic on instagram and would NEVER !! never ever stop talking ab you to his friends, on social media ... etc. he needs everyone to know how much of a lucky man he is !!

he loves texting you whenever he's on tour with his band. usually all he does is tell you how badly he wants to cover you in lots of kissies once he gets back home and cuddle you for the rest of his lifetime.

if you're both going out shopping and he catches you staring at something for too long (per example: a lipgloss, blush ...) he would take a photo of it and use it as a resource so he knows how to give you the best gifts ever !!!!

whenever you're both kissing he loves holding your face because he's just sweet like that :( let's keep in mind his love language is definitely physical contact so if he has any chance of holding you, he's not letting that opportunity go to waste !

you and him may not share musical tastes but he loves sending you playlists with titles such as "for my princess" that he plays whenever you and him are inside the van (on a road trip) that has a really eclectic mix of genres. pop, indie, rock, metal... your music taste and his combined are, as he says, the perfect mixture (even though he absolutely despises that skimpy beat all pop songs have)

he's always calling you petnames and praising you; you're here with me now so there's no need to worry okay princess? love you, you did so well for me, i love you, baby.

[crazylittlejester]

since it’s almost Hyrule Warriors anniversary…do you have any lttc warriors facts you’d like to share 🤲 also I’m going to draw him as part of my drawing links from different links meets thing I do for each game’s anniversary. It will happen I promise you so uh. idk if you have additional facial descriptors for him that you left in the other posts 🤲 but I’m pretty sure I can draw him accurately enough with the information already provided 👍 anyways, hope you have a good rest of your day!

OH BOY A CHANCE TO YAP ABOUT MY BLORBO!!!!!!

- Zelda keeps trying to promote him and he keeps refusing and she’s so frustrated by it, but he refuses to accept a promotion for something he doesn’t believe he accomplished

- He genuinely thinks he’s so sneaky with the lifts he has in his boots, he’s genuinely convinced no one knows

- Proxi can acknowledge how much he’s grown, but she still sees him as her wet cat son who just desperately needed someone to look out for him. She’s very proud of him, but she still thinks he’s ridiculous

- It took him a hot minute to become fluent enough in ‘hyrulian common’ (english) to be able to understand fast conversations with slang in them and to be able to speak back and converse with other soldiers at that level because it’s not his first language (this is why he sometimes stares at people with an incredibly blank expression during the war, he doesn’t always understand what they’re saying). Proxi continued to speak on his behalf until he’d perfected a castle town accent as well because he didn’t want anyone knowing he didn’t grow up within Hyrule kingdom

-Regularly abuses the fact that the general public has a certain image of him in their minds, and when he does not meet that image he can literally walk around wherever the hell he wants without being recognized and it’s so good for his mental health. He’s still paranoid and worried, but people just don’t recognize him because they hear all the tales of a strong, confident young man and Warriors is actually fairly quiet and comes off as a bit shy, plus people just aren’t expecting the hero to randomly be walking around on his own. Without the make up, fancy clothes, and boots and all that, he can just walk around markets like a normal person, and without the green tunic, Mask can too. So he’d pretty regularly just take Mask around towns to buy sweet treats and they both got to experience what it might’ve been like for an eighteen year old to shop with his little brother

- During the war, he and Ravio got quite close. They’re a dangerous combination and make each other worse

- He and his Zelda are incredibly close, they’re extremely good friends and they like to get together every so often and just YAP

also for any additional descriptors: LTTC Wars looks pretty much exactly like how I headcanon LU Wars. He was deadass created from You’re A Part Of Me Wars when I one day sat back and went “oh my god at this point I’ve just made my own guy-” the main difference between LTTC Wars and You’re A Part Of Me Wars is that LTTC Wars grew up outside of Hyrule Kingdom surrounded by a different culture and he struggled a lot more with a language barrier when he went to Castle Town (while my version of LU Wars grew up IN Hyrule Kingdom and had to struggle with learning his mom’s side of the family’s culture while being unable to fully interact with it), and a few details of the war. But physically they’re the same guy, so my pfp pic could be used as an additional ref if you needed :) THANK YOU FOR DRAWING MY GUY I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH

i love to stick lttc wars and you’re a part of me wars in a room and see what happens, they’d both hate it but I think theyd have so much to say

[stardewvalleybut-i-draw]

Qna Answers!

Ever since you mentioned that you do darker art besides stardew I've been super curious! Is there anywhere we can follow your work?

NOPE! this is more or less the first time I had much of a social media presence, I did make an Instagram when I was around 12 but I lost the password to it, and honestly... It's best I never find it...BUT I would like to post my other art somewhere! Let me know what social media I should use If you have ideas and I'll go make one! :D

I could use Instagram again but I haven't heard too many great things since I left.

What’s your favorite thing about Stardew? Do you have any other games you’d like to make comics about?

I love the fishing and mining aspect of the game! that and the mini-games. You'd think it be the socializing aspect with what I make but there's just something satisfying about making progress in the mines or getting that impossible to catch fish.

I don't usually have a lot of money to spend on games so I tend to go indie but I also never expected to be making art about Stardew so not really. If I like the characters, I might make comics about them but this is the first time I've done comics about games ever so maybe in the future.

Who is your least favorite bachelor and bachelorette

This was a really hard question to answer, I don't have a least favorite bachelor or bachelorette, I just have favorites. The main reason why is because I've either met people who are like the bachelor's or I can relate to them on a personal level so it's hard for me to dislike anyone BUT THATS A COP OUT ANSWER so I really pushed myself to find something to not like.

I'm gonna get torched but Elliot- gifts are super expensive to get, I know I can just give neural gifts but it's a bad habit of mine of going for the loved gifts and my guys got EXPENSIVE tastes or gifts that aren't easy to get BUT It fits his character as it implies he came from a more luxurious lifestyle. (if the Victorian clothing wasn't a big enough hint) but again, I don't dislike him, he has a lot of comedic potential!

I'm gonna get MURDERD for this one, Leah- I CAN NEVER FIND HER. Her pathing and my pathing NEVER collide and I keep forgetting she goes to the beach to draw sometimes so I never go there and I go to the wiki to find where in the WORLD she is at and 99% of the time is in the cortege but I can't get to her because I don't have 2 hearts yet because I don't run into her unless I remember to look in the saloon IF shes there BUT again, I do not dislike her...I dislike her pathing and that's on me for not thinking ahead. Plus this problem goes away once I DO have 2 hearts.

Whats your favorite crop and who’s your favorite bachelorette?

Coffee! (gee what a surprise 😅) I just love it when I can get one seed, grow it, and then harvest it and multiply my coffee crops by a huge amount! It's not worth much but it's just a satisfying crop to have.

Maru- not exactly a popular pic but I had a lot of friends who were 10X smarter than me growing up so Maru just naturally reminds me a lot of my closest friends, THAT and she's easy for me to bump into in the clinic.

(I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT 💀 but I think it said-) What software do you youse and what do you recommend?

I use Krita, and couldn't recommend it more! (scroll down more to the archive and there are more details about it)

and a UGEE tablet BUT I got it as a free gift. So far I haven't had to replace it yet and has lasted a good amount of time (my old ones lasted a year until I had to replace it) so Idk if I can recommend it and it's kinda expensive. (for me anyway) I'm honestly dreading the day something happens to it and I have to get it replaced :(

It costs about $60usd right now

Question Archive! - stuff I was asked before here for you to find :D

(some of it, the rest is tagged with #ask)

Whats your chickens name (the chicken in your pfp)?

Tudee-chi or Tudee for short!

Got any advice for perfection?

This website apparently! That and the Stardew Wiki

Okay I have to ask: favorite Bachelors and Bachelorettes?

Alright! Here's a tier list from Favorate to I'm chill with them!

Do you think that the male and female farmer can co-exist as a pair of chaotic twin siblings with joint ownership of the farm?

And I don't see why not! It's more fun that way

Sorry to bother, but can i ask what you use to draw?

Not a bother at all! I love answering questions!!! I use Krita

Who is your favorite stardew Bachelor?

Harvey! and for the dumbest reasons...Harvey ended up being my favorite bachelor for 2 main reasons

Sorry to bother but do you happen to have any tips/advice on drawing bodies and heads??

I ABSOLUTELY DO!!! it's no bother at all

What you need to keep in mind is that a lot of my advice is a suggestion and what I'm comfortable with-

For the future, this will be a question archive of things I'm asked to keep it easy to find once the Mega pin post is ready!

[m3loria]

 ᝢ ⊹ ˚. PERSONAL SNS !

aesthetics matter, unless you're a meliora member of course, just kidding.. mostly. i guess it all depends on what you deem an 'aesthetically pleasing' instagram, but nonetheless, they're all a perfect demonstration of each members' personality

﹫ KACHIAT : it's clear what this man prioritizes, his dog, his members, and his abundant collection of silver jewelry. for a guy who documents everything on video, he isn't even in the top three of members who post the most. every few months he crawls out of his void to surprise everybody with a shot of his face close up, he's really trying to sell the barista bit, who knows? maybe he's getting fired soon.

﹫ HANKKIZ : a raging hypocrite that's what he is, he's chained to that phone, chained to that instagram app because he knows people go crazy and begin cheering whenever they get those notifications. compared to the other members (i guess you could probably eliminate hajoon), his page appears to be themed enough. it's a consistent feed of himself, friends, the members, and his cat. hot people turn notifications on yohan's posts.

﹫ _EUNJUNS : genuinely where the fuck is he!?!??? #junmincomebacktoinstagram. in contrast to the prior member, junmin pretty much avoids instagram like the plague, and when he does decide to show up, it's barely a photo of him alone. the members are the main characters of his own feed, you could probably find any cute meliora photo on junmin's instagram. he hasn't posted in a good ten months though, it might all be over..

﹫ JUNHAYZ_ : do half the people who follow him know who he is? no, but they can all agree on one thing, he's hot as shit, this man has a face for the ages. also an insanely consistent poster, putting that photography hobby to good use. his captions are these long poems about certain flowers, and whenever he posts the members he always has to detail his appreciation for them in these essays. he's a hot guy with a big heart!

﹫ KAHNLI : kyuhyun is a man who loves his girlfriend, like a lot, he's crazy in love it may be insane, kiarra rules over his posts and it's as disgusting as it is adorable. he posts too much, and when he doesn't, that's cause for concern. if his feed isn't full of photos of his girlfriend (kiarra), then it's full of photos of his boyfriend (haneul). new post everyday, follow him and you're fed.

﹫ _KKULJINZ : hwan is a very simple man who posts what he likes, cookies, dahlia's, his iced coffee addiction, his charm bracelet creations. his instagram account is basically a peer into his mind, you could figure out stuff about him from just reading a post. he puts the aesthetic in more of videos, he has that nice smooth voice that probably puts him in the league of an asmr-er (is that what they're called?)

﹫ HANOTWO : he is also a very simple man, except he enjoys adding on photos he took of the members when they were glaring at him. he really does admire them a lot, and he exercises that admiration by snapping an unknowing photo as a taunting device. no matter what, this man is always outside, the opposite of a homebody for real.

﹫ YOIKITM : listen, he's a sanrio guy through and through, got an army of pochacco plushies and everything. it's nothing short of confusing, if it's not him then it's one of the other members and if it's not them then it's a my melody mugshot photo that he has saved to his phone forever. of course there's a taro pic thrown in there for good measure, that's his son.

﹫ YAEZKANG : he has full management over his account clearly, because he can't resist posting about gay garfield shirts to elevate his mood. the pingu pfp was an artistic choice, he carries love for childhood shows wherever he goes. don't question the mothman post, he won't give a correct answer, it'll be a different answer each time. if he isn't posting himself or the newest cryptid meme, then he's posting hajoon, his first ever man crush.

﹫ THESTARAE : a star lover through and through, his icon just happens to be the picture of his favorite constellation, auriga. it can really all amount to anything, photos of waffles, z, an exo album, that rilakkuma plushie yohan got him for his birthday, all of it is cute. he's actually pretty consistent, if you count stars in the sky as consistent instagram posting.

﹫ KUMOSIM : this man loves clouds, he could cloud watch to death, but not before his clogging his feed with photos of kristian to spike his growth. ignoring the cute strapped hello kitty his page so beautifully displays, it's all pretty normal, the regular photos of himself paired with features of his bffs and his big brothers (i.e hajoon & z).

﹫ .KHRASN : he's obsessed with two things, himself, and his babies (the cats), oh and taro too. jaehwan always glares when he takes out that phone, which does not end up working in his favor unfortunately. there really isn't much of a sense of class, but at least his humor remains, if he isn't arguing with jaehwan in replies for hours, then he's criticizing the people in his comments for crying over boys, it's such a waste of time!

﹫ YOIRO.COM : that miku ramen photo was completely necessary, he has a very healthy obsession. no it might not be very pleasing for the eyes, but it's a beautiful encapsulation of.. his head, it doesn't consistently stay on one topic, it's always going back and forth. he misses nanami, but he also thinks he's spiderman, but he also stole jian's sunglasses and thinks he looks better in them. despite the constant flip of topic, he's happy it all makes sense in his terms.

[havinganormalone]

Annotated example of a failed fuck boy: red flags and how to spot bullshit

So I had a LOVELY encounter last night on tinder, and while the encounter itself was nothing uncommon, it was a perfect example of how certain men will try to lie and manipulate you to put you in an unsafe position. I wanted to breakdown the different red flags this guy gave off, as an instructional guide for anyone who might be new to the app dating scene, especially if you are kinky. Below the cut, I'll post the encounter, as well as annotations going blow by blow on the different red flags he gave off, and the vetting I did to get the information I need to determine he was unsafe, and some tips on how you can do the same.

Relevant context about myself: I am a genderqueer bisexual, so I choose people based on personality and compatibility, not gender. This means sometimes I still encounter cis het men on dating apps. That doesn't bother me, some are nice. But a lot will lie to you and say anything to get into your pants, including ignoring your gender. I am a trans masc butch, and say as much in my profiles, as well as that I am on T. Incels and pick up artists see me as a vagina and tits. This is not gay to them- I am confused and their dick can fix me. I'll let you know the tip offs that showed this guy falls into this camp.

I also am on the asexual spectrum, and am more interested in kink than sex. Again, this is plain as day on my profile. Many of these men will PRETEND to be kinky and have experience in order to con me into vanilla sex. They think being kinky means being easy or having low standards, will give lip service to being kinky, and then not know how to negotiate or do kink safely. When they show up, at best you're going to have them waffle and be like "I don't feel like having kinky sex tonight, can we do vanilla?" The goal is to get in the door with false promises and then hope to wear you down into having unsatisfying sex you don't want (and they will probably try to renege on any agreement to use protection while you are at it). At worst, this man is going to show up and do dangerous edgeplay on you with no experience and no proper negotiation- like starting to choke you during sex, which can kill you. I am experienced enough to have safety precautions and be able to hold my ground and send someone packing if they show up and do not honor agreements, but not everyone is, and spotting red flags before it gets to that point is the goal.

Okay, without further ado, let's get into it.

(Since he doesn't clearly show his face in his pfp, I'm not gonna bother to censor. It's not enough to identify him.) Yellow markings as things that aren't red flags and in certain contexts might be okay, but should make you cautious. Red is red flags. Green is my response and how I protected myself.

So right off the bat he gives me his number (which is censored). Any scammers or foul actors will want to get you off the app and talking through other means as quickly as possible. This is because if someone does scam me or hurt me, if we are still on the app, I can report it directly to the app and get that person banned. If we are off app, I will have to send in screenshots, and that extra step keeps scammers or foul actors retaining their accounts for longer. Be extra cautious the more impermanent or harder to report the method is: if you communicate only through snapchat, by the time the scam or harm is done, the evidence has deleted itself. However, I only put this as a yellow because there are several genuine reasons a person may not want to communicate via app. I personally hate typing on my phone and would rather talk through discord or another messaging service I can use on my desktop. However, be a little cautious when someone asks you to go off app. Don't give them any info that is too personal, and make sure you can save any evidence in the event it is needed. (Honestly I think this guy just wanted to send me dick pics, but it was not a great start)

He's up for ANYTHING I am? Wow! What an amazing deal! I better jump on it quickly! ANYTHING???? If I wanted to do an awesome fire play scene that incorporated live ammo, he'd be down??? The truth is, when you are actually experienced in kink, you know that you can't do everything on a moment's notice. Things take prep, the right space and equipment, as well as building trust. This fuck boy has no patience for that. He's here to put his penis inside me for 5 minutes and then leave. Being down for anything is code for him being desperate and being willing to make me promises he doesn't intend to keep.

We have so much in common! Like [INSERT HOBBY HERE]. He doesn't name anything he thinks we have in common, but leaves it vague and hopes I don't challenge him. This is a pick up artists strategy to attempt to "trick" me into thinking we are soulmates, when in reality, he isn't interested in getting to know me, and doesn't give a fuck about compatibility. Again, this is yellow because he could be sincere and just miswording it. You find out which it is by asking follow up questions, like I do later on, that reveal this to be a ploy.

He is projecting his desires onto me and assuming I want them without ever actually asking me what I want. He wants to spend the night with me, so of course I must want that. I'm just a dumb bitch, there's no way I'd have thoughts and desires of my own! Also I haven't even sent him a message yet, and already he's seeing into the future, as if it's a foregone conclusion I'll be head over heels for him. This is another pickup artist tactic- they pretend to be interested in the longterm, when in reality they want a one and done. If they're gonna be with you forever, maybe you can overlook a LITTLE one-sidedness in bed. After all, there will always be later! It's writing a blank check when your account is at zero. (Although also in reality, most of these wannabes are pathetic and desperate enough that they will come back for more as long as you let them use you and don't assert your own needs. All the more reason to assert your needs!)

skipped 5 cause I can't count lmao

Okay, so this is my first message to him. I'm already suspicious enough that I normally wouldn't even respond, but I enjoy baiting these guys for my amusement. I'm a sicko like that. Anyways, you would be perfectly justified for reading the initial flags and bailing, you never owe people a response, but if you did want to give them the benefit of the doubt, then from here I suggest you prod a couple of those red flags. Establish boundaries, like I did about not wanting to meet up immediately and caring about compatibility. Establishing boundaries early is great- it gives these fuckos plenty of time to demonstrate they can't respect boundaries before you even meet IRL! Efficient! Here, I ask a very simple question that is very revealing: What are you into? This is a chance for him to make a genuine connection, be honest and share information about himself, and then ask me questions so he can learn about me. Notice he does not do that. Someone who wants to be real with you, even if it's for a night, will jump at the chance to talk about themselves at length. We'll see how he dodges giving and specifics in the next few responses, because he doesn't want to be genuine. He wants to lie in order to deceive me into fucking him, because he suspects (and may be correct!) that his true self is repulsive and terrible enough that I won't want to sleep with him if I knew who he really was.

So he gives me a laundry lists of non-specific answers in response to me asking about himself. Absolutely NO specifics. He doesn't mention genre, or particular media, or even game systems. Important context is that I list writing, reading, anime and gaming as some of my own hobbies on my profile. Honestly, props to him for even bothering to reflect some of that information back, that took bare minimum effort! This is a yellow, because hey, maybe we DO have overlapping interests. That's not a crime. But when you see stuff like this, ask follow up questions, like I do in my next response. The fraud is trying to strike a delicate balance of throwing out a wide enough net that something piques my interest and he can use that as an opening to meet and pressure me into sex, while being vague enough that I won't be able to tell if we don't actually play the same video games or like the same books. Remember, he's not trying to see me as a person. He doesn't give a fuck about what makes me come alive. I probably like dumb girl games, anyways! I could never appreciate his precious animes in the same way, so there's no point getting excited about them with me.

Again, this is a dead giveaway that someone has no idea what the fuck they are talking about when it comes to kink. Wow, you're into EVERYTHING? Can I shit in your mouth? Would you be interested in gargling my period blood? Any thoughts about branding? All of these are perfectly acceptable kinks when done consensually, of course, but people who actually ARE kinky and have experience know themselves enough to know they have limits, or even things they like or don't like. Kinksters not only recognize that everyone has hard no's and limits, they relish in sharing and understanding them. After all, consent is so important to kink, that the idea of just jumping into a scene without discussing what each party is okay with first is ANATHEMA to how kink works. This dude either has never done anything kinky, does not care about consent, or both.

This is a yellow flag not just because IQ is bullshit garbage science, but that it is empty flattery. He is trying to make me feel smart so that I agree to meet him in hopes of getting more of that sweet, sweet validation. He does not actually mean this. He thinks I am an idiot and is counting on me being stupid enough to fall for the bait. This is the kind of flattery men love to give out: the kind that not only do they not mean, but they actually think the opposite of. They love the thrill of tricking you and being able to feel superior for getting you to fall for something. (And this isn't even touching on the fact that intelligence is an insignificant metric for measuring how kind and wonderful a person is but that's a rant for a different post.

9. 2 because as I have just demonstrated, intelligence isn't the end all be all and I can't count! Anyways, this is my second response, and at this point I know for sure I have a liar on my line, so I'm going to play with him a little bit by asking him obvious questions that will make him panic and bullshit harder. If you want to tell if someone has ANY knowledge of BDSM, this is such a soft ball question that so many people fuck up: what are some scenes you've enjoyed? A person who has never participated in BDSM will have no idea how scenes actually work. Their only frame of reference is porn, which in case you are unaware, bears very little resemblance to how BDSM works in the real world. Porn cuts out the amount of set up, as well as the level of skill some performers have to practice to achieve. The average fuckboy thinks that a bound gangbang is a normal Wednesday for this fantasy life they want to live, and they have 0 idea how to achieve that. Meanwhile, most kinksters, even ones that live for bound gangbangs, realize that coordinating that many people's schedules and getting a space and negotiating consent and having the hard points for the rope ties and having someone skilled in shibari tie up the bottom is a lot of work. Most of our scenes are smaller in scale, but still intimate and fun. Maybe I'm gonna line soda cans up on my girlfriends' dumptruck butt and flog them off and we're both going to laugh so hard we cry. That's a scene I would believe could exist, because it has enough quirky, concrete detail that actual kinksters get up to, and is the sort of silly intimacy that makes kink fun for people. But this fuckboy wants to impress me, so we'll see the lie he actually comes up with soon.

10. Another way to easily tell if someone has ANY idea what they are talking about is to ask how their kink negotiations work. They rarely show this in porn- the negotiations take place off camera, because they are considered "too boring." But for someone into kink, this is where the real action happens. Every good scene starts with all parties sitting down and expressing desires. If someone asked me this, I would probably tell them how the first time I play with a new partner, I like to do a calibration phase where I do something very gently, ask them to rate it, do it slightly harder, ask them to rate it again, until we reach the limit of what they are comfortable with for that scene. By starting low and going slow, I avoid doing too much for my subs, and it helps build trust with them that I will not disrespect their comfort levels. My kink negotiations usually include hands on time with ongoing, enthusiastic consent, in order to get familiar with a new partner's preferences. Other people have more formal contracts to go over, with things like each partner writing down what they agree to or what is off limits. Shit, I've seen people who do needle play who have a diagram of the human body and ask their subs to circle areas they are comfortable having needles. There are several ways to handle kink negotiations, but they should all have the end goal of communicating what sort of play the sub is okay with, and maximizing safety while minimizing risk. The average liar will have no idea how to respond to this, and will do something half-assed. My guy didn't even bother to address it.

10.2 Why did I bother numbering these if I can't count? Anyways, he responds to my inquiry about his hobbies with more vagaries. He doesn't want to give me specifics because he doesn't see me as a person worth engaging with. Do you care if your fleshlight has an opinion on video games? That's what I am to him. There's also that trademark pickup artist attempt to portray himself as a "high value male." Yuck.

11. Huge red flag here: he doesn't know what the term "scene" means in the BDSM sense. He thinks I'm talking about filming?? Like, this is such a base level term I'm honestly surprised he failed this, but here we are. For those that don't know (because not knowing or having experience is okay and something you shouldn't be ashamed of- it's trying to deceive people about your experience that is dangerous!) a "scene" in BDSM means when people engage in negotiated kink. His rephrasing as an "elaborate scenario" is closer to the meaning than his assumption that it is about filming. Anyways, one of the reasons we call it a "scene" is because things agreed to in one scene are for that scene only, and after the scene ends, consent for those activities stops, and needs to be re-negotiated to be done again. For example, if you do an impact scene, then the scene ends, the top doesn't have permission to whack you the next day. You gave consent to be hit for that scene, and that scene only. It's an important building block to consent, and something a lot of outsiders misunderstand. Look, it's really just LARPing, you guys. You wouldn't run up to a LARP partner at the grocery store and whack them with their staff, because you are not in the game right now. Same goes for BDSM and consent negotiations.

12. (safe) "rape roleplay" scenario. The specific term for that is consensual non-consent, or CNC, and the fact that you don't know the terminology means you probably have no idea what you are talking about. Also, there is again a vague statement with no detail to back it up. Exactly how was the roleplay safe? Safety doesn't happen by accident. Tell me how you made it safe. Did you have a safeword? A drop flag for when the bottom was gagged? How often did you do color check ins? The idea of a safeword has entered the public consciousness, but that is only one small part of a BDSM safety net. Having a safeword for a scene as intense as this isn't enough by itself. A lot of people who fantasize about BDSM but don't actually do it don't realize that being able to break scene for 5 seconds to ask "Color?" and have the bottom check in with a "Green" is just as integral to a good scene as having a safeword. Consent is not just the absence of no- it is ongoing and enthusiastic, which means you also should do the occasional scene pause to check in. How often depends on experience and familiarity, but it is still there.

13. "My boyfriend." I only mention this because his profile said he was straight. He is feigning queerness because he knows I am queer and thinks he can do this to score brownie points with me. I know, I know, identity is complex and who am I to say he's never had a bisexual experience blah blah blah. I'm a trans person with a complicated gender identity, is who I am, and I have cis het men who see me as nothing more than a confused women pull this shit on my all the time. Listen, transmascs out there, stay safe. Cis het men WILL feign support of your identity to fuck you without respecting you. (Also cis het men can be terrible to everyone, but this is just something I've personally experienced that I don't see enough people talking about).

14. Again, this gives NO specifics. Name one position. Name one piece of gear. What the fuck do you mean lighting? I think he's still conflating "scene" with shooting a porno. He is throwing a lot at me trying to impress me without betraying his ignorance. Or at least, hoping not to betray it, but I see right through that shit, and I hope seeing this illustrated helps you see through it, too.

15. "It lasted over 2 hours straight with no breaks." Again, this is a number that SOUNDS impressive. After all, when was the last time you saw a porn that was even 2 hours long? But for those of us that do BDSM, an elaborate scene like this can take a while, because there are so many filler moments where we catch our breath or the action lulls, etc. That's the stuff they cut out in porn, which is also why he thinks no breaks is realistic. And I don't know, maybe it is for him and this supposed boyfriend, but it is definitely a yellow flag that should have you raising an eyebrow.

16. He's mad that I am making him bullshit so much, so he again pressures me to hang out and negs me about being boring. God, I'm so fucking dull, trying to vet someone and make sure I'm safe. Better act fast so he doesn't get bored and leave. Barf. This is a clear violation of my previous boundary about wanting to chat before I get to know someone. Again, I cannot emphasize this enough, as a Dom, I would NEVER pressure someone to rush into something. Jesus fucking Christ! The idea makes me sick. I want to talk to them and know what they are into so I can prep something we will both enjoy. Not to flex, but I love designing weird, fun scenes, and this is not how you do it. Also, please note that he has not asked me a SINGLE question about myself, or even what sort of kink I am looking for. I am not a person worth getting to know. He's not interested in doing kink with me. He wants to show up and pressure me into vanilla sex, which as an acespec kinkster, is a hard no for me. Please do not give in to this sort of pressure! I promise, no matter how badly you want to find a play partner, this sort of person will not play with you safely or even in a way that is fun.

17. Okay, context here off screen: as much as it KILLED me, I couldn't meet with him that night, because I was busy doing some intense tabletop with some trans friends. I told you that BDSM is basically LARP in a different hat, so you're not gonna be surprised that I'm also into nerdy tabletop. Anyways, this message didn't make the screenshots, but that's the context of what I told him offscreen.

18. He not only assumes that when I say I'm hanging out with some queer friends tonight that it is an orgy, he also assumes he is invited. It is important to illustrate that this sort of person does not care about your boundaries. He also takes it for granted that the queer people would be dying for his dick. (My guy. Why would we want your dick when there was perfectly good girlcock already there?)

19. Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine. 8 inch dick is actually very rare, like less than 10% of the penis-having population will have one. And yet every guy is MAGICALLY 8 inches. This bothers me not because I care about the size of a dick- you can have fun with any size- but because good sex is about good communication, and lying is NOT good communication. Again, the goal is to get in the door, and then if the penis is underwhelming, he's already there and can whine and sadsack and wear me down. This is yellow because hey, maybe he really DOES have that big of a dick, but it still doesn't matter. I never once indicated that I would be interested in touching or stimulating his penis, and still he has to bring it up.

At this point, the tabletop was getting intense, so I decided to stop baiting him and blow my cover so I could shift focus to the game. I sent him my response, then didn't check my phone again until this morning, at which point he'd left me this absolute GEM.

Okay, so obviously I hope none of you ever get in this deep with one of these scumbags, but now we've gone into some distressing patterns of abuse that I still want to point out as unacceptable and explain why.

20. He flips from building me up to tearing me down and promoting himself as better. Like my guy, I recognize as a human you have intrinsic value and deserve a right to live, but you don't recognize that same humanity in me. Do not let people like this make you feel any sort of way. They do not see the humanity in you, so you can safely disregard their opinion.

21. This is classic DARVO. For those that don't know DARVO is an abuse and control tactic that stands for Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. He denies any wrong doing, attacks me with some pithy insults (I'm not schizophrenic, but being schizophrenic isn't an insult, and the fact that he thinks it is speaks volumes), and then accuses ME of doing exactly what he is doing. Listen, if you are a kind human being, chances are when someone levels you with an accusation of causing harm, you're going to do some self-reflection and soul searching because you don't want to hurt people. Abusers prey on this. They make you feel guilty for calling them out so that you are afraid to do so. If you are worried about hurting THEIR feelings, you will take the high road, even if it means being silent when they hurt you. Do not do this. Please. For me. Don't let people abuse you. You deserve to be happy and safe, and people like this have NO right to abuse you.

Also I really want to clarify: there is nothing to be ashamed of about not having experience! Everyone starts somewhere! The reason I rail on this guy for not knowing what he is talking about is that it is DANGEROUS to present yourself as experienced when you aren't, especially when kink is involved. People can get seriously hurt if they attempt kink without the proper knowledge or instruction, and I don't want anyone to be the guinea pig of men that aren't big enough to admit they are beginners. Rope play can cut off circulation and do nerve damage, impact play can cause serious spinal injuries if done improperly, needle play could lead to needles breaking off under, the skin, etc. Educating yourself about how to properly engage in a kink and reduce risk is so important, and so is vetting your potential play partners.

So I hope this was at all educational, and that maybe after breaking down these tactics step by step, you are better able to spot red flags, as well as having some tools to draw the truth out. If you found this guide helpful, consider reblogging so that someone else can find it helpful, too!

[meownotgood]

music producer! aki would be such a vibe. I’ve been thinking about this for like a week and I resigned myself to accepting that Aki would probably never be an artist but I love music sm so I will force it by any means! Anyways….

Aki is an extremely loving, devoted and kind soul but he expresses his affection through his actions/acts of service. I don’t think verbally expressing his feelings is his strength. I imagine music being the perfect medium for him to express everything that he feels within without words, utilizing the universal language to reveal the profound emotions that lay dormant within his soul.

I don’t think Aki seeks fame or notoriety so he’d be that one producer behind all your favorite songs but nobody really knows who he is… It’s the allure for me. I can so see him with an underground fanbase that zooms in on celebrity studio pics and you just see Aki’s topknot sticking out and we’re like “THAT’S OUR MAN!” and the girlies make edits of that. There’d be such a sexy mystery surrounding him and who he is. He’d serve us once in a blue moon with the hair down look. Badboy Aki knows what he’s doing FR

I envision him being really active in the underground rock, metal and rap scene. But he’d always give smaller artists a chance. He’d definitely be versatile too like don’t act like he ain’t produce ur favorite pop song. He’s just skilled like that 💋

Winter instrumental album in Hokkaido that gets sampled in every song like???? Hair down, graphic t, (key word) BOYFRIEND jeans, black converse, silver earrings and rings but without the t shirt, jeans and converse is such a lewk

Concert date, studio date, him making you songs, singing to you at night, playing guitar to you and other devious business *wink*

I rest my case.

I GET IT I SEE IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

I always think about what kind of music aki would listen to, I think he likes softer stuff but he's into some rock as well. he really likes anything as long as it has a good sound to it. gaaaah and aki making music to express how he feels is such a perfect idea I love it so much, I think it really does fit!!!

as a music producer, he's pretty talented and his work is really recognizable. he's been making music ever since he was younger; he got super into it because it was somewhat of a coping mechanism after he lost his family. he gets hired often and he has a hard time turning down any job because he wants to experience as much as he can. he'll make beats for any genre of music, in any sort of style, but he really likes when he gets to make something sweeter, something that's more true to himself.

when he makes the rare original song, it's instantly a hit — not in the way that it's super popular but more like it resonates with a lot of people immediately. he rarely sings or adds vocals to his music (he prefers to use other people's vocals) but when he does... whew.....

he's kind of elusive cause he doesn't go to a lot of parties or meetups and tends to keep to himself. he's well respected by everyone but no-one in the industry really knows the real him or anything about his personal life. they know some tidbits, but not enough to really call aki a friend. I'm thinking of aki who has his hair half-up and wears casual band tees and has his ears all pierced... maybe some other piercings too... perhaps lip piercing or eyebrow piercing... GAH

you see him play in person at a set once and you're just like... wow. sometimes he djs or plays guitar for local events and he rarely talks to anyone there but he's super good at what he does and always seems so focused. you're pretty intimidated by him, in all honesty, but he's actually really kind once you get the chance to talk to him. you catch him while he's having a smoke outside the building, you compliment his playing and he says thank you, he's glad you enjoyed it.

omg thinking about his social media... he definitely has a faceless pfp and literally never posts pictures of himself so the rare pictures of him are just ones that other artists have uploaded when they took selfies with him. he never posts anything personal either, his posts are just so business-y and serious lolol

boyfriend music artist aki who will turn and smile at you when you're watching him from backstage... who not-so-subtly writes songs about you... who's a little shy when it comes to his singing voice but he'll sing you to sleep any time you ask him... who will have you feature as background vocals in his latest song and make everyone wonder who's voice it was..... he's intimidating to everyone else but to you he's the absolute sweetest

[topsyturvy-turtely]

Hi! I just wanted to say your new pfp suits you very much lmao

<3

aayyyy thank you very much!!

i absolutely ADORED my last one (made by the amazing @safedistancefrombeingsmart ) but this one feels much more like *me* you know.

i started writing fanfiction on wattpad. my username there is turtely and that profile pic... idk i was looking for a turtle pic and tHAT one is perfect. it's like that funny looking weirdo getting into your face and somehow still managing to be awkwardly charming. i'd like to think that's me. so yeah i started using it over there and i use it on ao3 too :]

i love it 🐢

thanks for the ask 😊💚

[kitten4sannie]

*sneaks up on you and covers your eyes from behind* guess whoooo!!! groupie anon is not-so-anon anymore!!! (but please keep using my tag because it makes me blush like a schoolgirl)

I rushed home yesterday and speedran the sannie sick fic like my life depended on it (it absolutely did). I was squealing and twirling my hair the whole time because AHHHHHH I'm so in love with that man, I swear I might remain single for the rest of my days. just me, my 5 cats and my life-sized san poster when I'm 40. I would love for you to check out the fic! I'm a bit nervous though haha, I hope you like it !!

"i’m def not an angel in any capacity more like a goblin that sits in its den and writes filth in the darkness" had me ROLLING. you're absolutely an angel, that mingi fic was... eye-opening. beautiful, a masterpiece, amazing, spiderman 2.

I feel you so much on picking a svt bias hahaha, I think all the members have had their turn being my bias at some point :"). I started off as a dk bias, then I had a bias line of 5-6 members (I still do), but hoshi has been my ult for quite a while. although, dokyeom has been fighting for his place lately (especially with this recent bss comeback??? um sir it's illegal to be that fine, settle down). and then we have my man scoups on the side watching seoksoon fight (I think he's trying to tell me I'm in denial and HE'S actually my ult - he's always on my mind, much like san). so yeah, I don't trust anyone who confidently says they have ONE bias in seventeen, there's just no way. I second-guess myself every time I try to pick one.

I'm trying to decide which meembers I'll be writing for (from svt and atz) because I can be a bit picky oopsie, but scoups... prepare yourself.

anyway!! it feels so weird not to be anon anymore haha but it's also a relief. I bet it's nice for you as well to know who you're talking to. my birthday is coming up soon, and I already know, in detail, exactly what my birthday request will be. prepare yourself.

until next time, whether that be a dm or another ask! (I'm a little shy eek)

that pic stoppp it’s so cute 🥹

yayyy i love a good identity reveal! “hoshischeeks” stop it that’s the cutest username ever 😭😭 shshhd i’ll def keep your anon name then <3

“squealing and twirling your hair” as you should!! i was giggling and rolling around in my bed reading that fic! with your five cats jhshdgd that’s gonna be me bro except i’ll have like twenty cats and have a cardboard cutout of all the members 😭 aww i understand being nervous but i just know everyone will have nothing but love and positive feedback to give you <3

i’m glad i could make you laugh!! that’s like my favorite to do 🥹 stop ittttt ;;; it makes me happy that you liked the mingi fic so much!

omg yes dk is so fine fnrrrr i really like his nose?? i have a thing for noses idkw but i just really like how defined it is 😭 shdhgd sorry but hoshi is super cute too!! i screamed at his part in cheers he’s so baby girl my godddd. and scoups eeeeeee he’s so cute fnr esp in that pfp you have of him 🥺 i wanna squish himm

nothing wrong with being a little picky plus you’re writing for your own self satisfaction at the end of the day <3 omgg i can’t wait to read your scoups fics they’re gonna be so cute i just know it!

yay i’m glad it’s a relief for you and i’m sure it’ll feel normal soon :) omg happy early birthday!! i feel honored to be able to write a birthday fic for you i’ll def make sure it’s up to par esp if you give me details i’ll try to include them all to make it a perfect bday present for you <3 i hope i can make you feel more comfortable over time but it’s okay to be shy that’s normal!

[machinegunbukkake]

Ooh fun

1. Name: Bukki, short for well, ya know ;)

2. Pronouns + Gender: She/her; gorl

3. Country: US

4. Top 5 fandoms: I have a minimally shallow, puddle-deep foothold in so many different ones that it’s hard to choose. But I’d say FLCL, JJBA, Lolita fashion, Berserk, and Haruki Murakami.

5. Most forbidden snack: …dry pasta noodles but only when I’m really desperate also I like the crunch.

6. I’d pet a bug but it depends on the bug. I’m fine with most bugs, as I find a lot of odd things cute.

7. Share a weird fact story about yourself: I have many weird ones over the years but one that stands out is that I thought all orangutans in zoos knew sign language (because they were the smart nice ones as I knew them) so I learned a bit before a trip to the zoo and once I got there I made my family wait 10 minutes as I eagerly signed my name to the orangutans who just stared at me.

8. What does the color blue taste like?: Dark blue tastes like the dark blue Gatorade and light blue either tastes like cotton candy or light blue paint (very creative I know).

9. Most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen?:

One big ol’ tie between

-animals (but MY dog is the best of course)

-a lover crying in front of me (odd pick but they made it look like an art form somehow)

-watching FLCL

-sunsets on familiar California beaches

-a week I spent in Japan

-a smile a shy classmate gave me after I did them a solid

-the eyes of a guy I hate (he’s annoying but damn they’re pretty)

-emotionally-fulfilling movie/book scenes that makes sense

-a perfect swell in a song at the right moment in a movie

-playing together with other musicians and reaching the zone together

-underdogs pulling a victory against all odds

-the sun coming through the blinds in the summer hitting a friend as we both listen to music on their bed

-a baseball game with friends

-and so much more

10. Stupidest thing I’ve done: In recent memory, trying to put up a ping pong table in the (in hindsight, very) wrong way and subsequently breaking it in front of an ex-boyfriend and family.

11. Stupidest things I’ve seen someone else do: Not the worst but recently I went to go to a comic artist meet-up at a bar and my kind friends dropped me off before they went to a concert. I went in under the presumption that I could just waltz in despite not being 21 because I was there for the comics. I was of course turned down and I didn’t want to ask my friends for a ride back so I sucked it up and took an Uber back. They asked me how it was and I just made up something about it.

12. Hyper-fixation song? Oh man… Paranoid Android (friend introduced me to Radiohead and that got stuck in my head all week), Touch You from Yarichin Bitch Club (not a fan of the manga but the opening is too catchy), Kickback from csm, thank you my twilight from the pillows… to name a few.

13. Meaning behind profile pic/name? I was thinking of funny indie band song names when I was bored in my physics class and machine gun bukkake came to mind because the image was too funny to pass up. My pfp is an OC who is currently being repurposed into a different story involving an anarchist and their two teams —> a magical boy squad (espionage) & tomboy squad (the muscle). May upload art soon about it!

14. Dream career as a kid: Veterinarian/Biotech!

15. Dream career as an adult: Animator + Research Psychologist (if I could make both work somehow). If money wasn’t a worry, a perfumer! I have a good nose.

16. Cilantro? Yummy!

17. Have you ever been banned from a location? Mm nope, so far.

18. Cursed food combination: Ice cream-flavored ice cream!

19. Trans rights? Fuck yeah 🤘

@formicacaverns @silverflyingpikachu @dioxizinegreeen @azadawastaken @sugar-dice-and-everything-nice @cheeseball196 @maythefool

“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Frankie

Pronouns and gender? he/they/it, transmasc

Sexuality? Lesbian

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? Bungou Stray Dogs, Cosmere, All for the Game, Fundiesnark (not a series but I'm too deep in it to not consider it a fandom), .....the tornado fandom? (they're my special interest)

What is your Most forbidden snack? The preserved bones at the Atlanta Bodies Exhibition. They looked so crunchy...

Would you pet a bug? If it's big enough, it is pettable.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I like to drive around rural areas and photograph old, sometimes abandoned locations in the dead of night. I have been literally chased out of towns by foot and by car on two separate occasions. The second time this happened, "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus came up on shuffle and that's the soundtrack my friend and I tore out of town to. Also every "guy" I've dated except for my most recent ex (who has big egg energy) is a lesbian now.

What does the color blue taste like? Creme brulee

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? The appalachian mountains of Tennessee in the middle of summer. There's kudzu everywhere. On the backroads, there were several old, dilapidated Baptist churches barely hanging to the side of the mountain. I wonder how many of them were still in use.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Short version: my friend's house almost got broken into by this dude who'd been stalking us for months while we were home alone. Instead of calling the cops, we decided to confront him with a bow and arrow (me), a hatchet, and a baseball bat (him). The plan was that if it went badly, we would simply throw his corpse into one of the many lakes in the neighborhood and let the alligators eat his remains (this was Florida). Why? Because we were afraid of having our home-alone privileges revoked. Luckily for us all, the guy fucked off and we never saw him again.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? My ex thought that Jackalopes were real. Also, a nurse I was doing rotations with apparently thought that "Witness Protection" was for Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hyperfixation song? Young Enough + Bleach by Charly Bliss

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? Profile pic; I'm transmasc and I'm currently obsessed with TriStamp. Username; It was my fake internet name when I was like 13. I won't change it because I want my mutuals to recognize me, and because I do have a viral post associated with this name.

Dream career as a child? Doctor (funnily enough I'm now in nursing school)

Dream career as an adult? Professional Jester. Not a comedian. I just want to be some weird little guy who dresses silly and you can hire me to roast your boss at work parties.

Thoughts on cilantro? Delicious

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I honestly can't remember? Probably... but in recent memory I've mainly banned people from places.

What is your cursed food combination? Pineapple on a hotdog with grilled onions. It Slaps.

Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS

Tagging: @rocket-mankoi @mostlymarco @atleast8courics @jazzlike39 @gemsweater72 @limbobilbo @ameliaaltare @redcrane112 @theoneofwhomisblue @twinkenjoyer @theultimatecarp and anyone else who wants to jump on

[omni-scient-pan-da]

who's in your profile pic bestie??

WKSKSKDNSJSJ

Okay you cannot believe how happy this ask makes me, but in my pfp, is one Junior Prefect Emeric Conrad, (please click on the link I promise you it's not a Rick Roll, I would never disrespect Junior Prefect Emeric Conrad like that) drawn by the one and only @/terriblenerd aka Margaret Owen, author of Little Thieves (my all time favorite book, which is saying a lot because I read a lot of books) herself

What is Little Thieves about you may ask? Or maybe you didn't but too bad because I'm going to tell you anyways, Little Thieves is about one (1) feral gremlin child named Vanja Schmidt who was adopted by the Goddesses Death and Fortune (who are low-key implied to be together? I mean idk you could raise a human child together with your bestie but they're definitely in a QPR or something in my humble opinion) before being sent to work as a maid to Princess Gisele Von Falbirg

Except Vanja gets tired of being treated like less than dirt, decides to eat the rich, steal Gisele's identity and start robbing from all the rich people she can find, which she gets away with for a solid year, until she steals from the wrong set of nobles and gets cursed by a goddess to return everything she's stolen or else turn into gemstones all before the full moon

Which, plot twist, just so happens to be in two weeks! Which is also when Gisele's asshole creepy fiance dude Adalbitch (nickname thanks to a delightful conversation with @mysticalninjaearthquake ) suddenly wants to get married out of the blue

Vanja is given a feral shapeshifting sapphic demigod named Ragne to protect her through this ordeal and must find a way to break the curse while trying to steal enough money to hightail it out of the country AND not get caught by my beloved sanctimonious coatrack Junior Prefect Emeric Conrad, who is getting closer and closer to unmasking the culprit (*cough cough* Vanja *cough cough*) that's been targeting all the rich people

It's an incredibly entertaining read, the main character and the love interest are both CANONICALLY demi (hence the Emeric with the demiromantic flag in my pfp because I love him and we're both demi <3) there's some chaotic gays, lots of twists and turns, characters with so much trauma that have realistic reactions to dealing with said trauma and like... Not always perfect coping mechanisms but like that's what character growth is for because if they knew how to healthily cope then there wouldn't really be a story would there?

There's also demon horses, mind trippy poisons that show you the truth, mirrors with butts drawn on them, at least two enemies to lovers romances (although one is kinda in the background) and a hilarious scene involving poor Junior Prefect Emeric Conrad my beloved and Vanja eating breakfast

You can read more about it here aka a sappy post in which I gave minor spoilers for the book in order to highlight how it made me feel seen as well as on a multitude of places on Margaret Owen's blog

AND! For like the next 24 hours only, US and Canadian residents can get their very own preorder prints (the majority of which are linked throughout this post) despite the book already being out, which are all done by the author herself?? Because she has so much talent?? I have the preorder prints and they are absolutely gorgeous, the art is featured in the book itself but it's in black and white and the preorder prints are in color, you can find a link to submit your receipt here if you purchase before the end of the day on the 13th (which I think might be Vanja's birthday? I know it's sometime in December, I need to draw something for that) and while this is starting to sound like an advertisement for Little Thieves, because it is, it truly is my all time favorite book now, so much so that I started a meme page called @little-thieves dedicated to the book and you should go follow it because I need incorrect quote submissions even if you've never read the book, just go write the prompt and I'll fill in the characters

And yeah, that's my very long drawn out answer to who is in my pfp

[sideblogformindtrash]

Do you have a favourite oc?

For how long have you been drawing?

I love your art, do you have tips for how to draw digitally? Like, is there something you do that helps you a lot?

Thank you!

Orfeu and Haru have been my comfort OCs for years and they are very especial to me. With that said, Blue is more recent but he has also found a path into my heart and refuse to leave, so much I believe he might be my favorite at this moment. His sillyness and weridness are just very lovable to me.

Well I think since I learned to hold a pencil. Dumbass horse on my pfp is from when I was like 10-11 y/o. I'd get more pics but I dont have them with me rn.

2017 and these past 2 years have been where I focused the most on it, really. It's both periods where my life has been on hold for a while and I've had time to practice.

Also why are you asking me for tips your art is gorgeous I look up to it lmao

I have one of those wacom tablets but the really simple ones, so I kinda had to learn to draw looking at the screen and not at my hand and that took a while :') doing dumb coordination stuff like scratching perfect lines and different pressure helped.

And to be honest I feel like my art improved a lot at a point where I said fuck it. I was trying to get pitch perfect lines, often vector art, as you see in a lot of artists work, and I feel like that has mostly hindered me? I still like a lot of that art a lot, but I don't know if it really fits me anymore. My lines are way more tuned/straight when drawing by hand, but it's just not something I can really do easily digitally so I kinda just let it go.

Experimenting with brushes was part of it too. I spent a long time using only 2/3 of them and I missed out a lot.

[uno-writing]

Yea my pfp is throwing me off too. Like that picture is basically my online identity now, I saw an ask that I had set and I was like cool, nice hc fodder and it took me a full thirty seconds to realize that it was ME lol. Like no shit every online account I have had the same pfp. Honestly I might change it back bc the only reason I changed in the the first place is bc someone made fun of me after I told them how long id had it, and honestly fuck them. In the other hand I really do like the cat picture a lot, and maybe it is time for a change? Idk.

Mhm, sera fluff, I've decided to be a sera simp bc she deserves so much more love.

Remember to get plenty of rest berri. I'm sorry about ur insomnia!! Drink water too!! Thank you for ur writing u, keep me happy

Boba anon 🧋

Lol I get that dude. When I first changed up my profile pic, I went on the unordinary tag and I saw so many posts from this dude with a pixel art-esque profile pic and it took me a minute to be like ‘oh wait that’s me lmao’ But I gotta say, if you like your old profile pic better then fuck whoever made fun of you for it. Who gives a shit how long you’ve had a profile pic?? It’s easy to get attached to something like that, especially if you see it alot. Like I’ve got some profiles that I’ve had the same pic for 5 years and others that I like to change every month or so. They’re so weird for caring that much about your profile pic lol And as much as I love my chaotic cat pic, I’m sure whatever you decide to go with will be awesome!

She does!!! As much as I love Arlo, the rest of the cast need more fluff and attention😤 Especially since I had to make a pt 2 to Arlo’s masterlist lmao

Get plenty of rest and drink lots of water as well, Boba Anon!!! It’s all good, it comes and goes every few months so I’m sure it’ll go away soon🤞I’m glad you enjoy my writing so much 🥺🥰 You all have helped me a lot with my confidence bc I used not to show anyone my writing and now I’ve got almost 500 posts about my writing specifically😅I’m still kind of in shock about the whole 500 posts thing, like it happened SO FAST and I never thought I’d have this many posts when I started posting😅I especially didn’t think I’d have so many beloved anons frequenting my blog <3 <3🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋🥨

Sera’s head snaps forwards due to the smack of wet snow against the back of her head. She turns and sees a guilty looking Y/N, their hands clasped over their face to hold back their laughter. Sera sighs and bends over, grabbing a handful of snow and shaping it into a snowball.

“Remember, you started this.” Sera hums, a smile working it’s way onto her face despite her attempts to seem annoyed. Y/N jumps to action, grabbing some snow and forming it into a rushed ball before chucking it at Sera. She watches as the poorly formed snowball lands several feet in front of her, an amused look on her face as she perfects her own snowball. Y/N’s frantically laughing now, practically just throwing handfuls of snow at Sera as they anxiously wait for Sera to finally throw the snowball. Sera’s amused at their antics and she drops her almost perfect snowball, opting to grab two handfuls of snow before running at Y/N. Y/N laughs in delight, kicking some snow at Sera before running away. Sera watches as their foot gets hung up on something under the snow and they trip, falling face first into the snow. “You okay?” Sera asks and Y/N laughs, nodding.

“Yeah, just watch out for that root.” Y/N warns, kicking some of the snow off of the root to make it more obvious. Sera shakes her head at Y/N and moves closer to them, a mischievous grin forming on her face. She grabs the hood of Y/N’s jacket and shoves the snow into it before hooking it over their head. Y/N squeals as the snow makes contact with their head and neck before quickly scrambling away from Sera. Sera laughs so hard at the betrayed look on their face that she doesn’t see Y/N grab as much snow as they can. They throw as much of it as they can at Sera, a good amount of the snow hitting her in the face and then tumbling to her neck. Sera looks at Y/N with a face of challenge and Y/N quickly puts their hands up defensively. “Truce?”

[sebfreak]

I was tagged by @sugisyakult thank you so much. <3

nine albums or songs I've been listening to lately x nine people I’d like to get to know better x tag game with no name

1. why did you choose your url? Well I like two characters with the name sebastian. One is a real person and the other is a fictional character and also i´m a little bit crazy and a freak, so i did choose it.

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. I have them but one is inactive and the other one is for my gifs. i archive them there.

3. how long have you been on tumblr? 2012

4. do you have a queue tag? no my tumblr is always running on queue and not only when i´m inactive.

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? oh at first i had another blog with a school friend. there we reblogged some london and england pics but at one point i wanted to make my own because i found out that there was a f1 fandom. so at first i made this blog only for f1 and slowly widened my interests.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? because i have the adult version as a gif header and this pic is special because it has two characters in it and not one. but the other one is so tiny you can´t see him. but i feel like we don´t talk that much about his childhood and i like to show people the difference between his younger version and when he is an adult.

7. why did you choose your header? as i´ve said before it´s the adult version and also i like this smoking scene a lot. the wind, the hair, the sky and the smoke. it´s perfect. and his little smug face is cool. <3 Also it´s one of the first gifs i did with editing, so i´m a little bit proud and wanna show it everyone.

8. what’s your post with the most notes? an ouran high gifset i believe.

9. how many mutuals do you have? i don´t use this word or meaning for people i like and i like to write with. we are friends. but i can´t say the exact number and tbh i don´t wanna name a number here. i´m not a fan of cliques.

10. how many followers do you have? 2144

11. how many people do you follow? 334

12. have you ever made a shitpost? no i did in the past but years later people had the same thought. i was just a little bit earlier than them.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? not each day. every two days i´m here for an hour or so. and the other day only a few minutes. like i´m at the moment here to answer this tag games and then i close it and continue with my hobbies.

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? no, if i start to feel a pressure when i see a name i just block them. but that doesn´t mean i hate them or i wanna fight them. I´m too old for this shit, sorry for this language, but i don´t have the energy to fight with people in the internet.

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts? depends. everybody can decide at the end what they wanna reblog. be it political situations or what is happening in the world when it comes to wars and so on. on the other hand when it comes to creation (f.e. fanart, gifsets and so) yeah you should reblog it because people sit a fucking lot of time on this things and it can´t be that people only consume here and don´t share it because tumblr isn´t made like twitter. (okay they try to be like twitter) but tumblr is a blogsite. you have a blog here and if you as a person only like and don´t fill your blog then you don´t have to be angered by the fact that a lot of people will block you. so, you see? it depends.

16. do you like tag games? yes

17. do you like ask games? oh i did in the past but for me it´s the most embarrassing thing when i reblog these things and nobody asks me. so i stopped at one point.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? don´t know and tbh i don´t care. famous is a weird word for me on a platform like tumblr.

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? no

20. what is the last song you listened to? Wildfire from HSR

21. what are you currently watching? anime summer season 2024

22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy? savoury, sweet only when i have menstruation and spicy no..... lol never.

23. what is your current relationship status? single

24. what is your current obsession? honkai star rail and i keep spamming everything to my friend. (one day i have an aventurine too <3 until then i use theirs)

25. what are nine albums/ songs you’ve been listening to lately?

oh nine songs then because albums is something i don´t listen that much:

ALL(H)OURS - Shock

Riize - Lucky

Stray Kids - Mountains

Stray Kids - Chk Chk Boom

FTIsland - Serious

Dreamcatcher - Justice

(G)-idle - Klaxon

Taeyeon - Heaven

Wildfire from HSR

I tag: @peasantpizza @whosname @browniesbagoftricks @nullians @poopeth

nine albums or songs I've been listening to lately x nine people I’d like to get to know better x tag game with no name

(thank you for the tag @lianhuajing !!)

1. why did you choose your url? uh. it was a play on "rose tinted glasses"

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. nope!

3. how long have you been on tumblr? I think 2022? i knew about it before, just never bothered to make a blog

4. do you have a queue tag? don't kill me, what's a queue tag?

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? I had some Thoughts about Blue Lock and wanted to post meta for it

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? uhh Flora.

7. why did you choose your header? Reo is one of my Blorbos and I just really liked that panel of him

8. what’s your post with the most notes? probably the "do you download fics" poll

9. how many mutuals do you have? about 20? i don't remember

10. how many followers do you have? 120?

11. how many people do you follow? 91

12. have you ever made a shitpost? yes. i think.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? an hour?

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? nope

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts meh. some of them are funny i guess

16. do you like tag games? yep! it's nice interaction

17. do you like ask games? i do! but uh. it's a silent empty void here. an echo chamber, if you will.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? i have no idea but i see @kingsandbastardz a lot in the mlc community

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? nope

20. what is the last song you listened to? 若梦 by 周深

21. what are you currently watching? i just finished The Double! probably starting on Dashing Youth next

22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy? savoury!

23. what is your current relationship status? single

24. what is your current obsession? The Double,,,,

25. what are nine albums/ songs you've been listening to lately?

若梦 by 周深

如故 by 张碧晨

如初 by 张碧晨

借过一下 by 周深

万物不如你 by 张杰

Our dawn is hotter than day by Seventeen

Hitorijana by Seventeen

my music taste is kinda...i tend to stick to a few artists...

26. tagging (no obligation to do this!) @randomingoftherandomness @good-vs-evo @chrysofightme @bbcphile

[islesnucks]

thank for the tag @calgarycanuck 😘😘

(q's under the cut so i dont bother anyone with the long ass post)

1. Why did you choose your url?

I wanted to change my old one and did a whole poll thingy so everyone could help me chose a new one (i spammed haaaard some people probably hated me) and this one won! Also islesnucks because i love the isles and the canucks duh

2. Any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

@c-watches-too-many-shows lame please don't follow me there i dont use it anymore, i used to post little imagines there for a bunch of different shows but decided to move back to my main (this one) when i got into hockey

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

Ufff i think since like 2015 maybe? I had many many "phases"

4. Do you have a queue tag?

Yep, #queue it

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

I was going through a phase when i was like 15 where i hated everyone and tumblr was the perfect place to be a moody teenager

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

So it would match my theme

7. Why did you choose your header?

I change it all the time but every time i change it is because isles media release a new hq pic of the boys all together celebrating i just live seeing them happy

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

I dont know but probably a barzy fic

9. How many mutuals do you have?

I honestly dont know, probably a lot because i tend to follow back a lot of people

10. How many followers do you have?

634 last time i checked

11. How many blogs do you follow?

Around 120 i think (im too lazy to check right now)

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

I mean probably? I post so much shit here sorry to my followers love you

13. How often do you use tumblr in a day?

Really depend on the day and how busy i am, but i almost always check it at night at least once

14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog? Who won?

Not that I know lol

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

I don't like the pressure but I don't mind reblogging stuff

16. Do you like tag games?

Love them

17. Do you like ask games?

Love them even more

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

All of them are rockstars but ill pick a few @hotgirlhockey @sorokaaa @heybarzy

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

Nope

20. Tagging:

no pressure! @geekie @cherrylita @mondieumat