#but this line

[friendlyneighborhoodfirbolg]

We need to talk more about how awesome the line “people might laugh at your tattoos, when they do get new ones in completely garish hues” is. Absolutely mind altering. I have been living by those words since the first time I ever heard them. It’s genuinely the best way you could ever say “be yourself”.

[awakefor48hours]

[midnights-wish]

I've watched 'Everything Everywhere All At Once' yesterday night & this 'So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you'-line still haunts me.

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

[slitherpunk]

train car was empty so i used my gameboy camera

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[i69bea]

"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[keymintt]

more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!