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circle-bircle · 2 years ago
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i feel so rich because im getting a new laptop. this one is from, like, 2015 and so it's got some age. but the one i'm going to get is hella expensive and hella good. i'm so excited to get it! but it's also expensive. but c'est la vie! worth it if i can play my silly little video games
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jetblack4realz · 3 months ago
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sleeping together - carter wheeler
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summary - beth and rip, in particular, really struggle with letting you and carter sleep in the same room, in the same bed, all alone
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it had gotten really late really quickly, you realized as you checked your phone. 12:27am.
"shit," you mumbled, throwing the covers off of you and beginning to move out of carter's bed. he sat up quickly, reaching to pull you back towards him, hand wrapped around your torso.
"hey, where are you going?" he asked quickly as you pulled his hand off of you.
"it's past midnight," you told him, clicking your phone on again to show him. he grimaced. "i've gotta get home."
"you sure you can't stay?" he asked. he shut the lid of his laptop and set it on his bedside table, watching you with a frown.
you pulled on your shoes and shook your head. "sorry, cowboy, but i don't think so. your parents would skin me alive if i did."
you stood to head to the door, offering him a hand. he sighed and took it, letting you pull him out of the bed and out his open bedroom door - a rule of rip's.
you pulled your coat off the hook by the door, beginning to pull it on when beth entered the room, her brows furrowed as she watched carter give you a quick goodbye kiss, his hand on your lower back still. "you leaving?"
"it's past midnight," was your only answer.
"it's snowing," she said, glancing out the window behind you.
"i've got my truck."
"you're not driving," rip said, walking in the room behind his wife with his forever frown on his face. "it's been coming down for a few hours now. your shitty truck ain't making it, kid."
"so, what?" you asked, raising a brow. "i can't stay, i can't leave - what the hell do you recommend i do?"
it was this spunk that endeared the wheelers to you and scared the shit out of carter. he watched rip carefully as beth chuckled lightly.
"you stay, obviously. you're not leaving, honey," she told you. "you're always welcome here."
"yep," rip seconded. "i ain't having you get in a wreck on my watch."
you and carter exchanged incredulous looks. "okay. let me just call my dad real quick."
"i'll call him," beth said, waving a hand at you and carter. "you two get ready for bed. carter still has work in the morning."
"it's a sunday-"
"you know how it goes," rip sighed.
"i didn't have to work sundays back at-"
"it's just you, me, and lloyd. we work every day out here. now, go get ready for bed. we'll call your parents, honey."
you smiled, nodding lightly as you put your coat back on the rack and grabbed carter's hand. "okay. thank you."
rip just nodded as you pulled carter away back to his bedroom.
"i'll be up at the crack of dawn just so you know," he told you as he pulled out two pairs of sweats and one sweatshirt - you were already wearing one of his. he tossed you your pants. "won't be getting a ton of sleep."
"at least it'll be good sleep," you answered, smiling at him as you moved to press a kiss to his lips. "i always get the best sleep when i'm with you, even if it's just for thirty minutes or two hours."
"in this case, it'll at least be four," he laughed, kissing you again.
"hey!" you guys turned quickly to see rip with raised brows and a finger pointed in your direction. "none of that. nope."
you laughed, nodding. you grabbed your pants and moved out of the room towards the bathroom. "i'm gonna change."
while you did, you could hear rip giving carter a stern talking to about keeping your hands to yourselves. you giggled to yourself, knowing nothing was going to happen while everyone was still in the house, but also knowing rip wasn't gonna give it up.
you walked out into the hallway, pausing when you saw carter and rip in the doorway to his room.
"we won't! i promise. trust me," carter said. he braced himself for his next question, glancing at the still open door and then back to rip. "but, can i shut the door?"
rip looked at him with raised brows, his hands resting on his hips.
"there's no way in hell you just fucking asked me that."
"i can't sleep with the door open!"
"why the hell not?"
"i don't know, it's just a thing, okay? look, we're not sleeping together, we're just sleeping together. it's not a big deal."
"if it ain't a big deal, then you can learn to get over your stupid open door thing."
"what? that's not even the same - i can't just get over it."
"well, you better learn to, son, because there's not a chance in hell that that door is gonna end up shut," rip said told him.
you glanced past them to see a smiling beth, shaking her head at her husband even though you knew she agreed with him. you didn't care either way, you just wanted to be able to go to sleep in peace.
"carter!" you called, catching both of the wheeler men's attention. "let's just sleep on the couch. grab your blankets, come on. it'll be like a slumber party."
rip grinned, clapping his hands together as you approached. "perfect, all out in the open. you know, i like you more every time you come over."
"thanks mr. wheeler," you laughed as he gave you a one-armed hug.
carter changed into his sweats and then followed you out to the living room, collapsing on the couch with his comforter surrounding him. you threw two pillows at his head, the boy laughing as he caught them and sat up to put them underneath him.
"you know, he's just protective because carter's a lot like him," beth told you as she came to your side, a small smile on her lips as she crossed her arms over her chest. "and you're a lot like me. and we used to get into all sorts of trouble without my daddy knowing."
you laughed. "well, you don't got to worry, mrs. wheeler. his rules are pretty efficient - aint' nothing happening tonight."
"it's not just tonight i'm worried about," she mumbled, smiling at you again as she turned to leave. she squeezed your arm. "goodnight, honey. goodnight baby!"
carter's response was instant. "goodnight momma!"
you watched to see if she'd flinch or shoot him a look, but she didn't, instead smiling as rip followed her up the stairs. he shot carter a look.
"sleep well, you two," he said.
"goodnight mr and mrs. wheeler," you said as he flicked the lights off and you approached carter again.
he opened his arms, opening the blanket as well as you fell onto his chest. this was a regular position for you two and you snuggled into his chest naturally.
"that's an improvement," you mumbled, pressing a kiss to his cheek.
"yeah, first night we're sleeping together," he said with a chuckle straight from his chest that shook your relaxed figure. "that they know about."
"not that. your mom. she let you call her momma."
he smiled lightly at that, his hand rubbing up and down your back. "yeah, it's a recent development. i guess i do it enough that she's finally given up trying to stop me."
"you're her son, she ain't ever gonna see you any different. i don't see the point in her not letting you both fully accept that," you said quietly.
"yeah, me neither. i'm glad for it."
"i'm glad for you."
he pressed a kiss to the top of your head, the hand around your waist pulling you further up his chest. you looked up at him, smiling at the smile he was giving you before he shortened the space between you and pressed his lips to yours.
his hands were efficient as he pulled you closer to him, beginning to sit up to get a better angle before you broke away, laughing a bit. "carter."
"what?" he asked with a teasing smile.
"we're supposed to sleep."
"i'm just giving you a goodnight kiss," he defended lamely, reconnecting your lips in a slow kiss.
and then the worst happened.
"hey! none of that shit!" rip yelled, looking down over the railing that led to the upstairs. "quit it or i swear i'm gonna make y'all sleep in separate rooms."
"sir, yes sir!" you called, saluting him before settling back onto carter's chest with a laugh.
rip raised his brows at the boy, earning a sigh from carter. "okay, yes, fine."
"good. goodnight."
"goodnight." carter adjusted you in his arms again, laying down in a more comfortable sleeping position against his pillows and pulling the comforter up to your shoulders. "he's a pain."
"he loves you," you mumbled, leaning up to press a short kiss to his lips. "and i'm glad he does because i do too. and i ain't too mad at his rules. you've got to get some rest anyway. goodnight, cowboy."
"goodnight, cowgirl."
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liliallowed · 1 year ago
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slay the princess but it's just player and their internal struggle to act normal:
smitten player: "I MUST ACT EVIL CUZ HE'LL THINK IM A CREEP IF I SHOW I THINK HE'S HOT, QUICK! SOMEONE MAKE ME ACT LIKE AN APATHETIC ASSHOLE! otherwise he'll think we're a pervert!"
stubborn player: "dude this ain't a dating simulator. it's a competition blood bath. I'm going to stab this exp stealing mfer HOW DARE HE! 💢 don't worry you simp, I got this, gimme the controller I'll kick his ass."
broken player: "or get our ass kicked for the xxxth time T-T"
paranoid player: "he's not gonna put a virus on my laptop is he?"
hero player: "guys stop resetting the timeline T-T YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE!"
all the others: "NO!"
hero player: *shrinks* "jesus... okay...okay I'm sorry just a suggestion."
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theshippingqueens-blog · 5 months ago
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Hi again! I loved how well i did woth die with a smile soooo I decied to do another song based fic. This one is inspired by Guy.Exe By superfruit this will be an au sorta and will use lyrics please ejoy!
A dreamnotfound fanfic By cupid<3 Georges pov~
They say Expectations are too high And you'll never find a guy like that It's driving you mad, honey They say That its just a waste of time Get your head out of the sky But why?
At 28 you'd think I was happy off with the guy of my dreams living my life right? Well your wrong I live with my roomate who has a amzing boyfriend and I work as a video game programer. I wish I could find the perfect guy but eveyone says my expections are too high. "Geoge! im home!" Nick yelled as I sat at the kitchen counter with my laptop minecraft open with a stream of code beside it. I hummed as I heard him place his keys on the counter. "How was your date?" I asked scanning the code looking for any mistakes. "It was ok. When are you gonna get out there again?" I rolled my eyes. "i dont know! Its hard to find a guy that i want." I said. "Oh c'mon george you need to get your head outta the sky." He said sitting next to me. "But I dont want to! I wish finding a guy was as simple as coding."
Oh I, wish I could synthesize A picture perfect guy Oh I, oh I Six feet tall and super strong We'd always get along Alright, alright
"Fine then whats your dream guy?" He asked leaning agenst the table. My face flushed. "Well he should be tall also really strong we would always get along." He smirked "Alright Nice to know." He said before leaving me there confused.
~A few hours later~
Ooh, he'd pick me up at eight And not a minute late 'Cause I don't like to wait, no Kind and ain't afraid to cry Or treat his mama right That's right, that's what I like
Nick had asked me to get dressed around 6 saying he had something planned for me. At 7:50 I heard a honk outside. I looked outside to see a cherry red sports car parked outsode. My eyes went wide. There was only one person i knew..well used to know who owned a car like that. Clay Johnson or known as dream to the football team. I was good friends with him in collage and had a crush on him i thought I'd never see him again. I raced downstairs grabbing a coat leaving the house. I walked outside to see him leaning agenst his car a small smirk on his face. He looked a lot differnet than I remebered him. He had sandy blonde hair dark green eyes the black t-shirt hugging his biceps his shoulder broad and wide. Small freckles scattered across his face like stars. He was also a lot taller than I remembered. In genral he was handsome. "Hey Georgie long time no see. Nick said you have been struggling in the love department and told me about the little crush you had on me." His smirk grew wider as my face flushed. HE TOLD HIM! I swear Nicks gonna get it. "S-So you know about it?" He chuckled. "Yeah and to be honest i liked you too. How bout we go out to a friendly dinner just to catch up? No strings just two old friends hanging out." I smiled thankful he was acting so nice about this. "Sure why not." He smiled openning the passenger door for me. I smiled getting in as he closed the door. Hopefully this was a good idea.
The restraunt was nice as we sat across from eachother. It was actually better than I would've thought. "Wow Mr tough guy clay." I said as he told a story. "I'm not that tough." I rolled my eyes smiling. "Oh really Mr I've never cried once?" He chuckled. "Thats was a lie I seemed like a tough guy in colllage but I was never like that." Right as he said that his phone started ringing. He glanced at the caller ID. "This is my mother gimme 2 minutes." He said answering stepping away for a moment. I sighed this seemed to good to be true. It was nice though. I saw Clay chatting with his mother as a guy came up to me. "Hey cutie." He said smirking at me. I scowled at him. "I'm on a date." I lied frowning. "Oh c'mon sweetie we can ditch him and get outta here."
I need a man who don't get jealous 'less I want him to
"He said hes on a date." I looked up to see clay staring down at him a hint of anger in his eyes. The guy backed off looking scared. "Thanks for that." I said getting up as he paided for dinner. He wrapped his arm around my waist."Well I dont like anyone touching whats mine." He possiviely making me blush as he kissed my neck. "I'm yours….?" I whispered as we walked out to his car. "If you want to be." He stopped. "I mean George I really like you I always have since collage I was just too chicken to come out and tell you how I really felt. Now that im older and the universe is giving me this second chance I really wanna take it." I smiled wrapping my arms around his neck as his went to my waist. "Yes I'd love to be yours." I said kisssing him. He chuckled before kissing me back.
I guess i was able to find my pictuer perfect guy.
A/N Hey guys! i know i said wendsday the earliest but….I had another idea for a song fic but with puzzleshipping! and while im working on grades I still have a lot of free time so you guys will probaly get a double post this week. Let me know in my inbox if you have any other songs I could do and be sure to put what fandom! Thanks guys!
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home-at-nine · 1 year ago
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Prologue
"Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names." - Japanese Proverb
I watch the seconds tick by very... goddamn... slowly. As I look up from my laptop, I see my younger sister at the door. The cursor on the file blinking as I struggle to find the words to express the bullshit that's happened these past few weeks.
"Will's calling you down for dinner"—He pauses for what it feels like an eternity—"Alfred."
"Still not used to that, Frog?"
"I can't believe you went with 'Alfred'."
I close my laptop and begin to get up. "Why not? He's the best comic book character ever. And you don't get to judge,"—I chuckle—"Artemis."
"Fuck you."
"Double fuck you twice."
I close my door behind me and start walking down the stairs. "How about Albert then?"
Artemis follows me down the stairs. I smell the aromas of Will's cooking in the air. I feel the saliva in my mouth pooling like a sea. I turn around and look at my baby sister, "Frog?".
Before she can respond, I rush down the stairs. I wince as the light in the dining room hits my eyes. I look at Will in bewilderment. "How the FUCK are you so perfect, bitch?"
Will's one of my closest friends. His parents died young, so he moved in with his grandparents. They died a couple years ago, when Will turned 19, inheriting the house we're living in now. I love this man with every fibre of my being.
"I don't know, bro. Ask God," He smirked. He has a great smirk.
I go to the sink and wash my hands, looking down to see if the cuts healed. They hadn't.
I sit down at the table and look at the Butter Chicken he just perfectly cooked. "If that's too sweet, I'm putting you in a goddamn headlock."
Got to make sure he knows you don't fuck with the Butter Chicken.
I analyse the food at the table. Garlic naan, achar, and, of course, that perfect smelling Butter Chicken. Surprisingly, it doesn't smell too sweet. Just perfect. Even the restaurants back in India mess that up.
Frog joins us at the table and we begin eating. Despite the boisterous interaction from my bewilderment at Will's ability to cook, there hadn't been much conversation. I regret that. I wish I could talk to him like nothing was wrong. I wish I wasn't locked away in the room he's providing to me, on his dime.
Frog looks to Will, "You got a better name than 'Alfred' in mind? Because I refuse to have an older brother named 'Alfred'. How'd you come up with Will?"
Will took a moment, "Not gonna lie... I was just a big fan of The Ranger's Apprentice. And it was my great-grandfather's name, so I felt doubly comfortable taking that on. Me personally, finding a name was probably the easiest part of the process."
I know where the conversation's heading. I don't have too much I like and I sure as hell ain't naming myself after a historical figure. I spring to change topics, "I'm gonna start looking for work this week.".
Will and Frog pause. Will looks at me with a weird look on his face, "You can take a bit longer, Ch—". He stops himself before he finishes.
He continues, "—Alfred."
I stare at him for a second, chewing my food just a little longer than necessary. I know he wants to help me. Provide for us. But I want to help him too. The tablecloth has a nice texture. Somewhere between rough and soft. A gridded pattern runs across its entirety, rubbing against my fingers as I play with it.
Frog pipes up, "Speaking of... we need a new name. 'Alfred' sucks. I refuse to have a brother named 'Alfred'.". Will and I turn to her and I thank the Almighty for giving me a second to think of what kind of work I could do. Will is smart. Capable. He's taken care of himself without issue. What could I do?
Will cracks a small smile, "How about Atlas?". My head spins to look at him, nearly cracking my neck in whiplash. I've crumpled a little bit of the table cloth. Asshole's making fun of me.
"OOH, ATLAS. I like Atlas."
I can't tell if Frog's playing along or if she genuinely likes the name. Maybe a bit of both.
As my closest friend and my sister decided my name for me, I resigned myself to it. I don't think I'm silly for wanting to step up and help Will. He doesn't have to be a prick about it.
I fold some chicken into my naan as I put it in my mouth, a perfectly balanced blend of spices tickles my tongue. "Motherfucker...", I mutter.
As we finish our dinner, Will and I decide to go upstairs to his room to talk about what to do from here. Although I've been locked away in the room for 2 weeks, not much has happened outside. Our lives remain stagnant. Something we don't mind so much right now.
Will jumps onto his bed and gestures for me to follow. "God, you might give me the wrong idea, you know?" I joke, as I follow him to the bed. Will just gives me a joking smirk as we turn on the TV and turn down the volume to muffle our conversation from my baby sister.
We revel in the silence for a few minutes. No yelling, nothing breaking. Just peace. Will is one of maybe 3 people in the world who can give me this sense of comfort even when things are fully quiet.
But my curiosity breaks the silence,"Why Atlas?". It's not like I didn't know. But I needed to confirm.
"Well, you've always had the weight of the world on your shoulders. I thought it was fitting. Barely been two weeks and you're already trying to be man of the house and help me."
"I can't stay a burden forever, man. Plus—"
"I know. You need work. You don't do well without something to do. How's the journaling?"
"It's been two weeks and I haven't written a fucking word. Writing is bullshit. I'd rather be matter-of-fact. Concise."
"That's funny. You're a yapper."
"I'm not a yapper. You're a yapper, I'm a rambler. And I'm not trying to be 'man of the house'. I just want to earn my keep. Maybe I'll pick up a job with—" I pause, struggling to come up with a name "— Tony Stark...?".
Will doesn't find that funny. "You can take a longer break and figure something out. You have time. And you're smart. You're so good at fixing things. Figuring them out. Talking to people. You could sell sand to a lifeguard at the beach.
"Something with your talents... You've always been good at taking care of problems..."
Will trailed off. He does that when he suddenly remember something. It bothers me to no end, but I forgive him for it because he's pretty.
He continues, "Actually, maybe there's something you can do...".
This motherfucker.
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As the light flickers in the back alley, I reach for my lighter. The voice over the phone is rushed.
He's been using again, that nasty shit. Well, it's not my problem.
As I'm judging this crapstain on the bottom of the society's foot, he speaks up.
"That kid's back in town, Jerry."
I pause. I take a deep breath, hoping my it doesn't sound shaky on the other end of the phone.
"What? Which kid?"
"The crazy one," he said. He sounds really agitated. "Spencer? Spencer Wilson?"
Holy fuck. That bastard's in town? The lights flicker as he says his name. God's being real dramatic right now. Or maybe this kid's the devil incarnate.
"Okay.". I take a deep breath, filling my lungs with smoke. Might need more of this tonight.
"OKAY? Jerry, do you FUCKING remember the people he conned before he skipped town? Do you remember the lives he destroyed before he left town? And on a FUCKING WHIM?"
"And what do you want me to do about it?"
"I told you this would happen," he said. He sounds pissed. What the fuck?
"Those motherfuckers wanted us to pay protection and this kid wanted a fake ID. I didn't think he'd actually fuck with them.". I can't help yelling. This bastard wants to blame me for the situation that little shit put us in?!
"Don't you FUCKIN' yell at ME, Jerry! I own half. You put MY STAKE up and now he might be coming for it. I own that building too. I OWN YO—"
Oh look, my finger slipped to the end call button. Whoopsie.
I feel the cigarette burning my fingers as the flame nears the filter. I drop it and pull out another one.
"Fuck...".
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blackgirlsneedjesus · 1 year ago
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Glory, to Glory to Glory, to Glory...
So this morning Abba had me sit down and read 1 Chronicles 14 Titled (God's Blessing on David)
Babyyyyy, when I say it was on point with the word He gave me on Friday after I had smashed my man's (well, ex mans...well I was a sidepiece, well whatever.) friend. I could not have been more mortified that as a holy girl I was out acting like a toothy girl. Like what in the real as.. you know the rest. I had such a hard time coping because The Lord revealed to me a year and a half ago that this man was my husband but, that our journey was not going to be one of ease. I struggled with it. Told Abba "Uh Uh get somebody else to do it." But, after Him showing all that this man would grow to be and how one day he would be mine I decided to stick it out. This lil telenovela life of mine stays doing the absolute most but, turns out after I trauma bled all over Friday's entree (A tall a** fine a** white boy with neck braids...IDk, I am low key dying to see what his hair looks like outside of those braids.) Girl, I found out a I actually like this man. We had a little Jesus talk && rode and praised and worshipped and listened to a sermon. He told me he could tell I was a holy girl and I just wish that I could get to him faster b/c the Lord said I get to have some fun. He revealed to me over and over again that it was time for me to start dating but, I didn't want to leave my husband but, baby this is gonna be fun. Hey No Pain, NO Gain (at least that's what this sticker says on the laptop beside me that is not my own. cracking up. But, seriously..I'll leave the verse here but, Abba told me that it's not going to be an easy task because, I am not the only competitive one in this house. Hubby is also on the "Nah, I ain't fitna have that side." But, I'm on the "Heeeyyy, be nice boo." We just went through the most and you are not going to let me be happy without you. I'll snitch on you. cracking up. I won't I'll definitely try not to be that catty but, I am most def fitna not pull an Indygo 2011. Cause 2011 did the thang and the thing was hanging...I typed thangin auto correct said hanging...that too.
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But, if God is gonna give me a 1 Chronicles 14 kind of King David victory then, I'm on it. *
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askmyocsandrpwiththem · 1 year ago
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"I mean... That looks like a lot to maintain, and I ain't too good with tech shit... I ain't even got a phone..." She mumbles, bending forwards and flipping her braids over her head, starting the struggle of putting her braids back into her mask. "I didn't even bother getting a laptop for classes, ain't like autocorrect is gonna do me any good when I don't listen or can't understand when I do"
Onyx swings through the city streets, much more confident in her movements than when she first started out though her timing is still delayed as if second guessing her spider sense with every web. She sticks to the side of a brick building to catch her breath and take in the autumn sights. It was starting to get cold out and she'd need to think of ways to keep warm in her costume without bulking it up too much or making it from unbreathable fabrics. As it were, she'd already made a lot of changes to it, making it more uniform, adding gliders under her arms so if she makes a mistake while swinging she won't hit the ground right away, and she changed the belts and skirt a bit to be more spider themed. The mask changed the most, going from a drippy makeup like look to a spiderweb look around the eyes, even her hood was less chunky with better seems now. Once she's caught her breath she continues on her patrol, having skipped classes at college once again looking for crimes in progress to help out with. She'd much rather risk her life than humiliate herself trying to do math or read a dumb textbook at the cheapest community college in the area
“Oh hey Onyx!” Miles exclaimed as he swung next to her. “Look at you! Looks like my advice helped! And I like what you’ve done with your suit!”
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killianlynch · 2 years ago
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Hello! I'm the curious anon and you simp, another question that may not take you long. How did you and Julius handle the internet? Was it difficult at first? Does Julius have his own store website?
I fuckin love the internet, it's great. Hate how censored it's gotten over time though. I miss shit being like the wild West. Like the days you could listen to grown men have screaming matches on YouTube over petty ass shit - THAT was some good shit. I only use Tumblr cuz Julius makes me. Usually I just fuck around on image boards and forums. The dark web or whatever you wanna call it is 👌 but I ain't gonna get into that one here lol. I mainly use the Internet for entertainment and keeping up with the news.
Julius definitely doesn't have an online store, he hardly knows how to use any modern technology. That includes driving cars - I let him drive my Charger once and Jules crashed in under 10 minutes. Think the only thing he knows how to do online is use Tumblr. Jules really isn't interested in technology, you have no idea how long it took to convince him to lemme have a TV in the apartment.
It was pretty easy for me using technology since I gotta see that shit advance in real time over decades. I been using the internet since most people, wasn't harder for me than anyone else back then.
Jules struggles with technology a lot, cuz he's stubborn plus his claws crack phone screens so he's gotta be real careful with em. Usually he uses his (very pink) laptop, but again, he doesn't really do much on it. Jules tends to wanna focus on working and is so goddamn stubborn to get him to take a break.
We do both enjoy podcasts though.
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fiddler-sticks · 3 years ago
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Third Wheel Race
Summary: Jack goes on a ✨secret mission✨ to distract his boyfriend from overwhelming schoolwork, and drags Race along with him
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-Modern AU-
"Remind me why I have to go with you again?"
"Because we told Medda we were going on a walk, and David's window is too high up for me to reach on my own."
"You know she would've just let you go over to his house if you just asked."
"Yeah, I know, but where's the fun in that!"
Jack and Race were walking through town on a mission. Well, Jack was on a mission, and Race was just along for the heck of it. Well that, and Jack kind of dragged him along, but we're not gonna talk about that.
"Why can't you just walk through the door? His parents already know," Race said.
"He's working on some big essay, and they might not let me in in order to 'not distract him'," Jack said, using air quotes. "Thing is, he's working himself too hard. He won't answer any of my phone calls or texts, and he acts like a zombie at school. I'm worried about him."
"Maybe you're just being annoying. You annoy me to no end."
Jack deadpanned. "Thanks."
"You're welcome!" Race said cheerily. "So what are you gonna do when we get there? Throw rocks at his window and break it?"
"No," Jack scoffed. "I'm gonna get on your back and knock on it."
"You didn't say anything about you getting on my back! I am a delicate human being, and you cannot just do that to me!" Race pouted. "And what if he has headphones on and can't hear you?"
"Then we'll try the front door. He doesn't work with headphones on though. It's either no music or through speakers."
"I ain't going to the front door if he doesn't answer. I'm running home and leaving you on your own."
"Fine. I don't think it'll come to that though."
"It better not," Race grumbled.
"Look, here we are!"
"Oh goody."
"Quit your griping, and c'mon!"
The two boys quietly ran up to the Jacobs' house, and slunk through the shadows to the back where David's window was.
Jack looked around on the ground, dragging his shoe through the dirt.
"I thought you said you weren't gonna throw rocks!" Race hissed.
"Fine, I won't then if you're so desperate for me to get on your back."
Race swore under his breath, but stomped over to the side of the house underneath the window, putting one hand on it to steady himself. "Just get on already."
"Thanks, Racer. You're the best."
"Ain't that the truth. You lovebirds better make this worth my while soon."
After much struggling, Jack managed to get on Race's shoulders (piggyback wasn't enough height), and knocked on Davey's window.
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Davey's face was scrunched up, deep in thought as he stared at his laptop screen, when he heard knocking coming from his window. Perplexed, he got up to investigate, thankful for something real distracting him.
When he pulled up the shade, he was surprised to see his boyfriend on the other side of the glass. He pushed up the window.
"What are you doing here?" he asked in a low voice, confusion on his face.
"I came to see you, isn't that obvious?" Jack said.
Davey rolled his eyes. "You couldn't've just used the front door?"
"Exactly what I said!" a voice said that David couldn't see.
Jack looked down. "Shut up, Racer," he said. David laughed.
"Of course you had to rope Race into this."
"You better be thankful!" Race quietly called up.
"Racer. Quiet," Jack said again, and Davey heard a quiet pout before it went silent.
"Now, answer my question," Davey said. "Why are you here?"
"Can't a guy just go see his boyfriend?" asked Jack.
Davey stared at him.
"Fine. You weren't answering anything I sent you, and you seem like you're running on caffeine alone at school, so I came to check on ya."
Davey sighed. "I'm trying to write a big essay for the end of school, and it's not going as well as I hoped."
"Well, maybe I can take your mind off'a that," Jack said with a wink.
Davey blushed.
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Meanwhile, Race was busying himself with memorizing the side of the house, inch by inch, trying not to listen to what the lovebirds above him were saying. His back was starting to hurt though, so he let go of Jack with one hand, and pulled out his phone. Too bad he didn't think to bring earbuds.
He was contentedly reading fanfiction, when he felt Jack pull his hair, and realized he'd let Jack slip down his back a good bit. He hoisted Jack back up to let them continue... whatever they were doing. Race shuddered. He didn't want to know.
Especially when Jack leaned down and told him to be still, sounding like he was out of breath.
Yeah, Race REALLY didn't want to know what they were doing.
When he checked his phone though and saw the time, both he and his back were greatly relieved.
"Jack, it's almost 7. We gotta get back," he called up.
After a few seconds of hearing almost nothing, he tried again. "Jack, c'mon! Before Medda gets suspicious," he tacked on.
A few more seconds went by, but then he heard Jack grumbling from above him.
"Yeah, okay, I heard ya the first time."
"Okay, I'm setting you down now," Race warned.
"Be careful!" David called, and Race rolled his eyes.
After Jack was safely on the ground, he smirked, and called out, "When am I ever not careful!"
"More times than I can count on my fingers and toes," Davey shot back.
"Fair. C'mon, Jack. We gotta go. This was supposed to be a walk around town, not 'I'm gonna suck my boyfriend's face and drag my brother along'."
"Bye Davey!" Jack called, then glared at Race.
"By Jack!" A few seconds. "And Race."
"Glad to know I'm appreciated," Race said with a roll of his eyes.
Jack elbowed him in the side.
"Hey!"
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This is based off this fanart that @kodzimon made :))
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turtle-steverogers · 3 years ago
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modern day steve having to write some paper for a publicity thing and beating his head against the desk before going to make pancakes in hopes of bribing bucky to write it for him
CASS SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU READ MY MIND
Bc bc okay SO Steve's obviously the artist, but Bucky's truly the writer between them, and that goes beyond Bucky naturally being able to formulate professional and creative sounding writing pieces a little more naturally than Steve. And that's not to say Steve can't sound professional and creative and absolutely impactful-- I mean, look at his speeches. It's just that when it comes to putting pen to paper?? It's hard.
And part of that I take from Steve's rocky education path when he was younger. Between constant sickness and a level of poverty that Bucky's family didn't quite reach, I imagine Steve kinda was in and out of school a lot, so some basics of writing and grammar were sort of lost in translation. Which is more than okay! It doesn't say anything about his actual intelligence level, he just had a weird schooling experience. Anyway, because of that, writing for him is just a bit of a barrier, because he feels like he's missing some basics and he can't quite get the sentences to flow correctly or the punctuation to line up and it's understandably frustrating, which makes it even harder to find motivation.
So of course, there he is, in front of his computer. Typing things. Erasing them. Running his hands through his hair and groaning and sidetracking to youtube to watch cat compilations, or wikipedia to fall down a rabbit hole about fish or something (he can now tell you the origin of betta fish, by the way) until he finally gives up and dramatically slinks to Bucky in the kitchen with his laptop.
Bucky, of course, knows he struggles with this, but he also knows when to push Steve a little and this is definitely one of those times.
So he's like, "I ain't gonna write it for you, pal, but talk to me. Get out what's in your head, and then we can work on putting that on paper." and he encourages Steve to just get down his thoughts, then sits with him and helps him organize it and get it into paragraphs and check for grammar and punctuation and it takes maybe five hours and lots of frustrated Stevie and patient Bucky eating sun chips while looking over his shoulder, but they get it done! And when it's published, Bucky gives Steve a little kiss on the cheek and a soft, "I'm real proud of you, sweetheart."
And Steve gives a proud little smile and he's like, "Thanks:D"
Anyway yeah. This
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sheerbeautyreigns · 4 years ago
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DESIRE
Part 54
"You will not embarrass me again. Understand?"
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Later that evening, Joe and Paul arrived at the arena. Paul had a couple of last minute meetings and Joe had pre recorded both of his segments. Even though he wasn’t fighting, he decided to stick around for the draft. Paul would be staying on too. He and a few others stood around a screen in gorilla position watching the first picks. Vince, Shane, Stephanie and Paul were nearby. Joe had to avoid looking at Paul too often in case he would be noticed. He couldn’t fail to when he was chosen for Smackdown in the first round. He had been on Raw for four years. Paul could see both the shock and annoyance in his eyes, even though he was trying so hard to overshadow it with a smile since the McMahons were around. He also caught Drew’s uneasy expression. The first pick for Raw was Colby. He exchanged a look with Joe as if to say ‘This is bullshit.’ Joe looked at Paul again, shaking his head slightly. Paul looked at him as if to say ‘What do you want me to do?’ Drew was the next pick for Smackdown. He placed his hand on Joe’s shoulder and said lowly “Looks like you won’t be getting rid of me that easily.” Colby shook his head and shuffled off towards the emergency exit. Joe made his excuses to leave a couple of minutes later. Paul watched as he went off in the same direction but was unable to follow as he was in conversation with Vince.
Colby was just finishing up on a call when Joe appeared outside the emergency exit. “Man, I’m so pissed off.” He said resting his hands on his hips. “Me too. I can’t believe it, after all this time. I mean, Paul mentioned a couple of weeks ago that there could be the prospect of going to Smackdown but then he also said that we may have a wild card rule. This sucks.” Joe sighed, pacing nearby.
“Do you think Paul had anything to do with it?” Colby asked speculatively. “I dunno man, it was him and the McMahons. I know they needed a big shake up on Smackdown with FOX and all but…I dunno.” At that moment, Joe’s phone rang. It was Paul. He sighed and answered. “Where are you?” His tone was authorative.
“I’m outside talking to Colby.” Colby eyed him, swallowing. “I’m going back to the hotel. I’ll be waiting in the car in 5 minutes.” He ended the call.
“What did he say?” Colby asked. “He’s leaving in 5 minutes. Sounds pissed. If anyone should be pissed, it should be me.”
“Hey man, look this sucks, not getting to see each other much anymore but we’ll be fine.” Colby tried to console him. “It won’t be the same.” Joe frowned. “I know, I know. I’m gonna miss you.” Colby replied. “Come here…” He pulled Joe into a hug. Joe wanted to hold on longer. “You’d best get outta here.” Joe nodded. Colby could see the glassy look in his eyes. He watched as Joe disappeared into the building.
Paul started the car as Joe got in. The young man looked at him as he put his seat belt on but Paul stared ahead as he pulled out. “Are you mad?” Joe couldn’t bear the silence. He had to say something.
“Do I seem mad?” Again, Paul didn’t look at him. “Yeah you do. You won’t even look at me...” Joe was cautious about saying too much. “Since when is this relationship about doing things that you want to do, huh? Last time I checked, I was the one in control here.” Paul responded leading Joe to scowl as he looked out into the passing traffic. “Well?”
“Yeah.” Joe frowned. “Excuse me? YEAH? That is NOT how you address me-”
“YES SIR!” Joe retorted, clearly in a huff. “I swear to God, that training ain't done you shit.” Paul growled. Joe’s face hardened. His teeth gritted. Paul pulled into the parking lot of the hotel, settling near the entrance. He got out of the car first and walked into the hotel, not bothering to wait for Joe. The young man could feel his blood boiling as he grabbed his bag from the car and pursued him. He had never been like this before. Joe followed him into the elevator. “Why are you being like this? If anyth-”
“Shut up. You will speak only when spoken to from now on.” Paul said firmly. Joe swallowed as his heart thumped in his chest. He knew he was in trouble. Hesitantly, Joe followed him out of the elevator and up the hallway. Paul tilted his head, holding the hotel room door open for Joe to enter. The young man hesitated and looked Paul in the eye. “Go on.” Joe had a horrible feeling in his gut as he walked into the suite they had enjoyed just hours before. Paul closed the door and took off his jacket. He set it over the back of a nearby chair while Joe set his bag down. He was afraid to walk any further in. “Take your clothes off.”
Joe did as told, watching as Paul took out a bottle of whiskey from the mini bar and poured himself a glass, adding some ice. He took a seat at his laptop, taking a couple of sips. “Kneel.” Joe swallowed, lowering to the ground, crossing his wrists over behind his back, his head up looking into the space before him. All he could hear was the odd sip of the whiskey and the tapping of keys from his laptop. This lasted for about 10 – 15 minutes. His legs were now starting to hurt, as was his back. Paul noticed him shuffling as little as he could but he continued typing.
Joe tried to fathom how this had come to be. Things between them had been great earlier in the day. Great sex, relaxing afternoon with room service. Why was he so pissed off now. He could feel his eyes getting heavy and he tried hard to stifle a yawn. “Tired?”
“Yes Sir.” He replied timidly. A small smile crossed Paul’s face as he rose from the chair holding his glass. He walked into the ensuite and ran some water. Moments later, Joe was shocked by the splash of cold water of his face. He gasped and coughed, rubbing the water away. “What are you doi-?” Joe tried to ask before Paul clutched his jaw aggressively. “I said you will speak only when spoken to.” His eyes met Paul’s. He was scared for the first time in a while. He clutched Paul’s wrists with a look of desperation on his face as he still held his jaw. “You didn’t think I’d notice huh?” Confusion filled Joe eyes. “You didn’t think I’d find out about you still fucking around with Drew?” Oh shit. Joe now knew. Before he could speak, Paul grabbed him by the hair firmly and proceeded to slap him across the face.
“If it weren’t for you being on TV on Friday, I’d beat the shit outta you.” He growled getting right in Joe’s face, angrily. “I don’t know-aaaargh please” Joe tried again as Paul fisted and pulled at his hair. “Don’t you fucking deny it boy. I’ve seen the texts, the calls back and forth. Did you fuck him on Monday!?” Tears sprang to Joe eyes. He couldn’t hide it now. This was it. “Tell me!” Paul knew he had him now. “I’m sorry. Please Paul, you have to believe me…” Paul let go of him, effectively shoving him to the ground.
The older man instantly mounted him, placing his hand firmly around his neck. “Please! Paul please…I’m sorry!” He cried, struggling to get his words out. Paul eventually let go and got off Joe. The young man coughed and spluttered, retreating against the nearby wall. He started to sob uncontrollably as Paul watched, hands balled into fists. He wanted to hurt him so bad right now but he left the suite instead.
Paul returned just after 12am. The light was still on in the room. Joe’s bag was still sat in the same spot. Was he still here? He paused walking further into the living area, only to see him lying in a fetal position on the same spot on the floor near his laptop. He swallowed at the sight. As he got closer, he could see that he was sound asleep, covered in goosebumps. Paul always kept the air conditioning on. He looked over his naked body, curled up facing the wall and went into the bedroom. He took the blanket from the bottom of the bed and lightly draped it over him.
He hated him but he wasn’t gonna let him freeze like that. He watched him for a moment before he grabbed a cushion from the sofa and gently slid it under his head.
Paul undressed and climbed into the plush, King sized bed and lay in the darkness. As tired as he was, he still couldn���t sleep. All he kept thinking about was the man in the next room, sleeping on the floor. His heart swelled at the very thought but he couldn’t give in. He had betrayed him yet again. He turned onto his side and eventually fell asleep with tears in his eyes.
It was almost 9am when Joe eventually woke. His right arm ached since he’d been sleeping on his side on the floor, no less all night. A groan escaped his dry throat. Confusion crossed his face when he felt the blanket and pillow. The sound of tapping and the smell of coffee filled his senses. He started to sit up, only to realise that Paul was sat at his laptop. He was wearing a white hotel bathrobe. An overwhelming sense of dread filled him. Joe looked at him timidly.
“Thanks for the…” He muttered, motioning at the blanket. “I couldn’t let you freeze.” He said coldly. “There’s still some coffee left here.” He eyed the cafetiere on the side board. “OK thank you.” Joe bowed his head with appreciation and stood, wrapping the blanket around his shoulders. It draped around his body. Paul eyed his hands as he took a cup and started pouring the coffee. They were shaking. Paul got up and took both the cafetiere and cup from him. “Your hands are shaking. You”ll burn yourself.” There was an edge of concern in his voice. Joe knew he didn’t deserve it. The older man filled the cup for him “Have a seat on the sofa.” Joe did as told clutching onto the blanket, trying to stop his hands from shaking. Paul set the cup down on the table in front of him. “Thank you.” He said lowly. He hovered for a moment, as if he wanted to say something but he was interrupted by the ringing of his phone. Joe watched as he answered it and went out to the balcony, sliding the door behind him.
Joe took the cup and drank what he could before setting it down again. He buried his face in his hands, trying to pull himself together as his eyes welled up. This was it. The last time and he had nobody to blame but himself. He’d already admitted to sleeping with Drew. Nothing had happened with Colby but it made no difference. In the midst of his thoughts, Paul came back in. Joe stood and looked at him. Paul could see he’d been crying again. “Is it OK if I have a quick shower before I go?”
“Yeah, that’s fine.” Paul said looking a little taken aback, as much as he tried to hide it. “I’m surprised you didn’t leave last night.” He muttered. “I should have, I’m sorry. It was late…I won”t be long.” He excused himself, set the blanket on the sofa and went in to the ensuite.
Paul perched against the desk he had been sat at and pursed his lips. He couldn’t believe this was happening again. He knew Joe had been having his problems with his anxiety lately but he never imagined he’d make the mistake of sleeping with someone else again, not after what happened with Colby weeks ago. He hated to admit it but he could no longer trust him and it would have to end. He sighed lowly and stepped out to balcony again for some fresh air. He felt sick to his stomach at the thought of Joe leaving for good this time. He distracted himself by taking in the amazing view of San Francisco. He immediately thought of the amazing views they were going to share in LA but that was ruined now. He shook his head as tears stung his eyes.
Joe stood by the sink blow drying his hair when Paul appeared at the door frame. He turned the dryer off. “Sorry about the noise.” His hair was almost dry so it would do.
“It’s OK.” Joe turned to face him, hesitantly padding towards where Paul stood. He moved back into the living room area allowing Joe to go about his business. The young man went into the bedroom and went about getting dressed and packing his case. “Have you booked a flight?” Joe looked up from his case, which was spread out in front of him. “Err no, not yet. I still need to figure out…”
“Well, you’ll be at Staples Centre on Friday. Are you just gonna stay on the West Coast? It’s hardly worth your while flying home and back…” Paul suggested folding his arms as he stood on the other side of the bed. “I’ll figure something out. I have some relatives in LA. Might be a good opportunity to visit.” Paul pursed his lips and watched him finish packing his bag. He swallowed, watching as he took the case in his hand and moved out to the living area. He retrieved the few items he had in the ensuite and packed them up while Paul looked on. “Since we were due to drive down to LA tomorrow morning, why don’t you just wait?” Joe’s eyes trailed over to Paul’s. “I…I’m not sure It’s a good idea.”
“I’m going there anyway.” Paul shrugged. “I just want to get out of your way. It’s already awkward enough. Thanks though. I’m sure I’ll get a flight OK.”
At that moment Paul looked online to see what was available. “Well, the next one isn’t available until tomorrow night. You might as well just stay here and come with me in the morning.” Joe felt uneasy. “Well, if you don’t mind? I can make myself scarce today and-”
“It’s OK. I’ve got nothing to do. Just a couple of Zoom meetings for NXT. Chill out.” He said taking a seat at his laptop again. All he did was work. Joe was a little relieved but he wondered why Paul had softened a little.
“I don’t know why but, you don’t have to do this.” Joe said softly. “I know I don’t.” Paul assured him.
“Why then?” Joe cursed himself for pushing this but he needed to know. “You know what, I don’t know either. Maybe it’s because I pity you. I know you’ve been having some issues lately and your head’s messed up…” He let out. Joe lowered his head. That hurt. It was the truth though. He turned away before Paul could see the tears escaping his eyes but it was already too late. He retreated to the bedroom with Paul in tow. “Look I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for it to come out like that.”
“I’m such a mess.” Joe sobbed, perching at the bottom of the bed. Paul lowered in front of him, clutching his face. “You should’ve just let me go last time. I didn’t deserve another chance with you.”
“Well, I think we both know that now. You need some time to properly sort yourself out. I want you to get better.” Paul said stroking his face, looking into his eyes. The young man sniffled as he wiped away his tears.
“I will.” He nodded “Look, just relax OK. I’m gonna get on with some work. Why don’t you just nap in the bed for a while. I can’t imagine the floor was comfortable at all.” Paul stood, walking to the doorway.
“No.” Joe agreed “Paul?” He turned around “Yeah?” Joe’s voice was soft. “Thank you.”
Joe awoke to Paul’s chatter in the living room. The bedroom door was closed and he could tell that he was trying to be quiet. He didn’t have to be. After all, it was his room and Joe should have been long gone. He reminded himself that he didn’t deserve Paul and that thought made him feel worse about sleeping in his super comfortable bed in the best hotel in San Francisco. It was 4:30pm. He couldn’t believe he had slept that long. With that, he got out of the bed, threw on some comfortable black jogging bottoms, a grey tank top and a hoodie. Paul had finished up his call by the time Joe appeared. He was sat at his laptop. He looked up from the screen and rubbed his eyes. “Did you sleep OK?”
“Yeah. I can’t believe the time. Did you get on OK with your meetings?” Joe asked hovering by the sofa. “Yeah good. It’s mainly prep for the next Takeover. Are you going out?”
“I was just gonna go for a walk, get some food. We’re not that far from Chinatown so…”
“That sounds good, mind if I join? I could do with some fresh air after looking at this screen all day.” Paul asked. “Of course not.” Joe answered softly.
Paul got up from the desk and changed into something more leisurely. In all the time they had been together, this was the first time that they had gone out in public together. Obviously, if would be different this time. No holding hands, no sweet nothings, no kissing. The thought of it hit the bottom of Joe’s stomach.
The thought of not doing any of that with him anymore. He made himself content with Paul’s small talk about work and San Francisco. They settled on a Noodle bar in Chinatown. Since it was a Tuesday night, it wasn’t too busy and they were able to get a nice booth in the back. The food was delicious and Joe could have had more. He was famished after not eating all day. When they were walking back to the hotel, Paul’s phone rang. It was Michael. Joe caught a glimpse, to which Paul noticed.
“I don’t mind if you wanna get that.” Joe told him. “I don’t wanna speak to him. He probably just wants to gloat about his plans for tomorrow night.” Paul dismissed. “I’m sure he’ll tell me in person anyway.”
“Well it’ll be nice for you to see your friends. Have some fun.” Joe suggested, trying to lighten his mood. “To be honest, there’s no point in going now. I was mainly going as I wanted you to meet some people, get more of a feel for the scene and…” Paul shuffled looking down at the ground. “You should still go. You might not get a chance for a while.”
“Nah, I just wanted to go with you.” He could hear the disappointment in Paul’s voice. He had been looking forward to this for weeks. Joe felt bad. “I’m sorry.”
“It is what it is. There’ll be another time. It’s just not good right now.” Joe felt helpless. “Well, at least think about it. I know your friends would want to see you.” Paul forced a smile as they arrived back at the hotel. “What are you planning on doing in LA over the next few days?” Joe changed the subject.
“I don’t know.” They got into the elevator. “I had planned on having some downtime with you. I have a nice suite booked at the Intercontinental. You?”
“I’m not sure yet. I still haven”t heard back from my cousin. He’s pretty flakey so I’ll probably just book somewhere when I get back to the room.” They exited the elevator and walked down the hallway. Paul unlocked the door and allowed Joe to step in first. “Probably won’t be as nice as the Intercontinental with this timing.” Joe checked his phone. He had a text from his cousin. “Aah, he’s away for work. My cousin.”
“Look, if it’ll be a problem finding somewhere, I don’t mind you staying with me?” Paul lowered to the sofa and switched on the TV.
“That’s nice of you but I couldn’t. I’m already imposing enough.” Joe started sitting on the other end. “You’re not imposing. I wouldn’t have offered of I didn’t mean it.”
“I don’t know how I’m still here to be honest considering you wanted to kill me last night. I never did deserve you. If I could take it back, I would in a heartbeat.” Paul could see how torn up Joe was about this. “What made you do it?”
Joe sighed deeply sitting forward. “I guess the big one was insecurity. I was scared of never knowing where I stand with you. Sometimes you can change so fast.”
“I have been trying to work on that.” Paul started. “I know. You know I’ve doubted myself before…I just felt at ease with Drew. I don’t worry about impressing him. I know you don’t want to hear that.” The room fell silent. “Do you love him?”
“No,” Joe looked at Paul. “I love you. I could never stop loving you no matter what.” Joe could feel tears coming to his eyes again. Paul could too. “I’ll be honest with you Paul. Despite how messed up it can be at times, this is probably the best relationship I’ve ever had with anyone. I know how stupid that might sound because It’s not even been a few months but, It’s different.” Paul sighed moving closer. “I hate myself so much because I fucked up so bad when all this time, all I wanted to do was please you. I’m such a mess.” Joe palmed away the tears but they just kept coming.
Paul shifted closer to him and put his arms around him. “Hey, you’re not a mess c’mon. I don’t want to see you like this.” He tilted Joe’s head and looked into his teary eyes. Paul kissed him on the forehead and trailed down to his lips. Joe could feel his bottom lip tremble at his touch. They stopped and looked into each others eyes before Paul kissed him properly this time. Joe gently took hold of Paul’s wrists and looked him in the eye as if to ask ‘Are you sure?’
“I don’t want you to ever be insecure when it comes to me. You know how much I love you. I need to trust you. Just as much as you’ve put your trust in me over the last two months.” Joe nodded, sniffling. “This is it now if you want another chance. No more fuck ups. I need you to completely submit yourself to me.” Joe’s stomach was filled with knots at those words. “Yes Sir, I will.”
Paul stood as Joe held onto his wrist, looking up at him with hope in his teary eyes. “Give me your phone.” Joe handed it to him. “This is the only way going forward, no more sneaking around behind my back. There will be no more contact with Drew.” Joe watched as he pressed a few keys, his stomach dropping as he did this. “From now on, I will be watching your every move. You will not embarrass me again.”
“No Sir, I promise.” Joe bowed his head as Paul dropped the phone down next to him. “Tomorrow night, I will make an example out of you. You’ll learn what it means to truly submit to me.” Paul said firmly. “Yes Sir.” Joe voluntarily lowered to the ground, kneeling before him.
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weareasong · 6 years ago
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Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes)
Just a feeling I've got (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his, nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motha-fuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow?
All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece as
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since (Pew)
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac
N.W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C
Induct them into the mothafuckin' Rock 'n
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of (Shame)
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay-lookin boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face, lookin' boy
You're witnessing a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say, looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say, looking boy
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shit
Get outta my face, looking boy
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable of keeping up
With the same pace, looking boy
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton-no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm toting
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere
In this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I, was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP 1
When I tried to say: "I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine"
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal
Coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004, though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singing to a man while they played piano
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a mothafuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream"
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop"
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use"
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurting you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades, these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
When I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boyz
Still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic
To the situation and understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip abroad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
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ragnaroktheworld · 6 years ago
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Appearantly it's been too long since the last time I painted digitally. Instead of painting the flats in the order I usually do (foreground objects to background objects) I went straight for the background. No wonder it felt like I was doing everything wrong yesterday. UGH
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ah17hh · 5 years ago
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rap 🎙 god ✝️ but 🍑 with ➕emojis 😎 for 4️⃣ lyrics 📝 via /r/emojipasta
rap 🎙 god ✝️ but 🍑 with ➕emojis 😎 for 4️⃣ lyrics 📝
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Only ☝🏻 Hall of Fame 🏤 I be inducted in 🔜 is the alcohol 🍺 of fame 🤩 On the wall 🧱 of shame 😔 You fags 👉🏻👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 think 🧠💭 it's all 💯 a game 🕹🧩 'til I walk 🚶🏼‍♂️a flock 🐦🐦🐦 of flames 🔥🔥 Off a plank 🏗 and, tell me 🗣🙋🏼‍♂️ what in the fuck 🤨⁉️ are you 👉🏻🧑🏻 thinking 🤔💭 ? Little 🤏🏻 gay 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻, So gay 📈👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 I 🙋🏼‍♂️ can barely 🙅🏼‍♂️ say it 🗣 with a straight face 😐 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻 You 👉🏻🧑🏻 witnessing 👀 a mass-occur 😵🔫 Like you 🧍🏻watching 👀 a church gathering ⛪️take place 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻 Oy vey 🔯😦, that boy 🧑🏻is gay 🏳️‍🌈, that's all they 👉🏻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 say 🗣 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻. You 👉🏻🧍🏻get a thumbs up 👍🏻 , pat 👋🏻 on the back 🔙, And ➕ a "way to go" 👏🏻👍🏻 from your 🧑🏻 label 🏢 everyday 📆➡️📆 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻 Hey 👋🏻 looking 👀 boy🧑🏻, what ❓you🧍🏻say 🗣 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻? I 🙋🏼‍♂️ got a "hell yeah" 🔥👌🏻 from Dre 👨🏾‍🦲 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻. I'mma 🙋🏼‍♂️ work for 👷🏼‍♂️🗣🎙 everything 💯 I have 🏠🚗💰, Never 🙅🏼‍♂️ask nobody 🚫🗣 for shit 😤, get out of👋🏻👉🏻 my face 👱🏻‍♂️ looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻Basically 💁🏼‍♂️ boy 🧑🏻 you're 👉🏻🧍🏻 never 🙅🏼‍♂️ gonna be capable ✅ of keeping up 🏃🏼‍♂️💨🏃🏻with the same 🚫👱🏻‍♂️ pace 🗣💨🎙 looking 👀 boy 🧑🏻
I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ beginning 🏁 to feel 🧠 like a Rap God 🗣🎙🤴🏼, Rap God 🗣🎙🤴🏼 All my people 👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 from the front 🔝to the back 🔙 nod ↪️↩️, back 🔙 nod ↪️↩️. The way I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ racing 🏃🏼‍♂️ around the track 🔁 , call me 🤙🏼 Nascar 🏎, Nascar 🏎 Dale Earnhardt 3️⃣👨🏻⚰️ of the trailer park 🚍🏚, the White Trash God 👱🏻‍♂️🗑🤴🏼 Kneel🧎🏻before General Zod ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🦹🏼‍♂️ this planet’s 🌎 Krypton 🌑, no 🙅🏼 Asgard 🌕, Asgard 🌕 So you 👉🏻🧑🏻 be Thor 🦸🏻🔨 and I'll 🙋🏼‍♂️ be Odin🤴🏼, you 👉🏻 rodent 🙍🏻↔️🐀, I'm 👱🏻‍♂️ omnipotent 🤯 Let off ✋🏻then I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️reloading 🔫immediately‼️with these bombs 💣 I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ totin' 🧳 And I 👱🏻‍♂️ should not 🙅🏼 be woken 😴🚫⏰
I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ the walking 🚶🏼‍♂️dead 😵 but I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️just a talking 🗣 head 👱🏻‍♂️, a zombie 🧟‍♂️ floating 🛫; But I 🙋🏼‍♂️ got your 👉🏻🧑🏻 mom 🧓🏻 deep throating 🍆😮 I'm out my Ramen noodle 🍜 , we 👱🏻‍♂️🧑🏻 have nothing 🙅🏼 in common 🧑🏻🚫👱🏻‍♂️, poodle 🐩, I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ a doberman 🐕, pinch yourself 🧑🏻🤏🏻 in the arm 💪🏼 and pay homage 🙌🏻🙏🏻, pupil 👨🏻‍🎓 It's me 💁🏼‍♂️, my honesty's 🗯💯 brutal 😖 But it's honestly 🗣💯 futile 🚫✏️ if I 🙋🏼‍♂️ don't utilize 🙅🏼 what I do though 🗣🎙For good 👍🏻 at least once☝🏻in a while 📆 So I 🙋🏼‍♂️wanna make sure 🔎✅ somewhere in this 📍 chicken scratch 📝 I scribble 🖊 and doodle 🖍 Enough 📊 rhymes 🗣🎙to maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️ to try and help 🤝🆘 get some people 👨‍👩‍👦 through tough times 🙇🏼‍♂️📉📆 But I 🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta keep ✊🏻 a few punchlines 🤣📃 just in case🤞🏻 ‘Cause even you 👉🏻 🧑🏻unsigned 🚫✒️📋 Rappers 🗣🎙are hungry 😠🍽 looking 👀 at me 🙋🏼‍♂️ like it's lunchtime ⌚️📍🕛 I know 🙄 there was 🔚 a time 📆⏰ where once ☝🏻, I 🙋🏼‍♂️ Was king 🤴🏼 of the underground 🏚🚧, but I 👱🏻‍♂️ still 💯 rap 🗣🎙 like I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ on my 🙋🏼‍♂️ Pharoahe Monch 🧔🏿 grind 💯 So I 👱🏻‍♂️ crunch rhymes 🎶, but sometimes ⏰ when you combine ➕ Appeal 👨🏻‍🎤🗣🎙with ➕ this skin color 👱🏻‍♂️ of mine 🙋🏼‍♂️You get too big 📈‼️ and here they come 🏃🏻🏃🏻‍♂️ trying to Censor you 🤭 like that one ☝🏻 line 📝 I 🙋🏼‍♂️ said 🗣 on "I'm Back" 🔥 from the Mathers LP One 💽 when I 🙋🏼‍♂️ tried to say 🗣 "I'll 👱🏻‍♂️ take seven ✋🏻➕✌🏻 kids 👦🏼👧🏼 from Columbine 🏫 Put 'em all 👦🏼👧🏼 in a line 📈, add ➕ an AK-47 🔫4️⃣7️⃣, a revolver 🔫, and ➕ a nine 9️⃣🔫" Let’s🧍🏻🧍🏼‍♂️see 👀 if I 🙋🏼‍♂️ get away 🏃🏼‍♂️ with it 📝 now 📍📅 that I 🙋🏼‍♂️ ain't as big 🙅🏼‍♂️📈 as I was 📈🔜📉, but I'm 👱🏻‍♂️ Morphin' 〽️into an immortal 👱🏻‍♂️🔜🦸🏼coming through 🏃🏼‍♂️the portal 🌀 You're 👉🏻🧑🏻 stuck 😖 in a time warp 🌀⏰ from 2004 🔙📅 though And I don't know 🤷🏼‍♂️ what the fuck 🤨 that you 🧑🏻 rhyme for 🗣🎙❓You're 🙍🏻 pointless 🚫✏️ as Rapunzel 🧝🏻‍♀️ with fucking 👉🏻👌🏻cornrows 🤔 You 🧑🏻write 📝 normal 😐, fuck 🖕🏻being normal 🤪 And I 🙋🏼‍♂️ just brought a new 🆕 Raygun 🔫 from the future 🔜📅 Just to come 💁🏼‍♂️ and shoot ya 🙍🏻💥🔫 like when Fabolous 🧑🏾‍🦲 made Ray J 👨🏾‍🦲 mad 😡, ‘Cause Fab 🧑🏾‍🦲 said 🗣 he 👨🏾‍🦲 looked 👀 like a fag 👬🏾 at Maywhether's 👨🏾‍🦲🥊 pad 🏦 Singin' 🗣🎤🎵 to a man 🧔🏻 while they 🧍🏾‍♂️🧍🏿‍♂️played piano 🎹 Man oh man 😰, that 🔙 was a 24/7 special ☀️🔁🌙 ♾ on the cable channel 📺 So Ray J 👨🏾‍🦲 went straight 🔜💯 to the radio station 📻 the very next day 🔜📅 👨🏾‍🦲🗣🎙 "Hey 👋🏻 Fab 🧑🏾‍🦲, I'mma 🙋🏾‍♂️ kill you 🔪🧑🏾‍🦲" Lyrics 📝 coming at you 🗣🎙at supersonic 🌀 speed 🎶🏃🏼‍♂️💨 Uh 🤔 sama lamaa duma lamaa 🤔🤨 you 🧑🏻 assuming I'm a human 🧍🏼‍♂️ What I 🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta do 🤷🏼‍♂️❓ to get it through 🔜 to you 🧑🏻 I'm superhuman 🦸🏻‍♂️ Innovative 👷🏼‍♂️and I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ made of rubber 💪🏼 So that anything 🗯 you say 🗣 is ricocheting 💢 off of me 💁🏼‍♂️ and it'll glue to you 🙍🏻 I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ devastating 🌪🌋, more 📈than ever 📅 demonstrating 🧑🏼‍🏫 How to give 🤲🏻 a motherfuckin' audience 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 a feeling 🧠 like it's levitating 🛫 Never 🚫 fading 🙅🏼‍♂️📉, and I know 💁🏼‍♂️ that the haters 😡🖕🏻 are forever ♾ waiting 😐⌚️For the day 📅 that they 🙎🏻‍♂️🙎🏻can say 🗣 I 🙋🏼‍♂️ fell off 📉, they'd 🧑🏻🙋🏻‍♂️ be celebrating 🥳🎉 ‘Cause I 🙋🏼‍♂️ know the way 🔜✅ to get 'em 🙎🏻🙎🏻‍♂️ motivated 🏃🏻💯‼️ I 🙋🏼‍♂️ make elevating 😇 music 🎶 , you 👉🏻🧑🏻 make elevator music 😴🎶 “Oh, he's 👱🏻‍♂️ too mainstream 📈” Well, that's what they do 🙎🏻🙎🏻‍♂️when they 🙎🏻‍♂️🙎🏻 get jealous 😤👿 they confuse 🤨⁉️ it 🗣🎙 It's not 🚫 hip hop 🗣🎙, it's pop 🎤👱🏻‍♀️, 'cause I 🙋🏼‍♂️ found 🔎 a hella way 🔥 to fuse it 🎙➕🎤 ➕ With rock 👨🏻‍🎤🎸, shock rap 😧🗣🎙 with Doc 👨🏿‍🦲 Throw on Lose Yourself 💽🔥 and make 'em 🌎 lose it 🤯 “I 🙋🏻‍♂️ don't know 🤷🏻‍♂️ how to make songs 🎶💿 like that 👉🏻👱🏻‍♂️, I don't know 🤷🏻‍♂️ what words 📝 to use 🗣🎙” Let me 🙋🏼‍♂️ know when it occurs 💡 to you 🙎🏻‍♂️ While I'm 💁🏼‍♂️ ripping any one ☝🏻of these verses 📝 that versus 🆚 you 🙋🏻‍♂️, It's curtains 😴, I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ inadvertently hurtin' 😫 you 🙎🏻‍♂️ How many ❓verses 📝 I 🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta murder 🔪 to Prove ✅that if you 🙎🏻‍♂️were half 1️⃣➗2️⃣ as nice 🙂, your songs 🎶 you 🙎🏻‍♂️can sacrifice 🔥👹 virgins too, uh 😠! School 🏫 flunkie ❎, pill 💊 junky 🧟‍♂️, But look 👀 at the accolades 🥇🏆🏅 the skills 👷🏼‍♂️ brung me 🙋🏼‍♂️🔝Full of myself 🤷🏼‍♂️, but still hungry 😋🍽 I bully myself 🙎🏼‍♂️🖕🏻🙍🏼‍♂️ cause I 🙋🏼‍♂️ make me 👱🏻‍♂️ do what I 🙋🏼‍♂️ put my mind 🧠 to And I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️a million leagues 💯 above you 📈, ill 🤒 when I 🙋🏼‍♂️ speak in tongues 🗣🎙 But it's still tongue 👅 in cheek 😉, fuck you🖕🏻 I'm drunk 🥴 so Satan 👹 take the fucking wheel 🚗 , I'm asleep 😴 in the front seat 💺 Bumping 🔊 Heavy D and the Boys 🔥 Still chunky 🤨 but funky 🎶 But in my 🙋🏼‍♂️ head 🧠 there's something 🤔 I can feel tugging and struggling 😖 Angels 👼😇 fight with devils 👹👺 and, here's what ‼️ they want from me 🙍🏼‍♂️ They’re 👹👼 asking me 👱🏻‍♂️ to eliminate ❌ some 📊 of the women 🙎🏼‍♀️ hate 😠🖕🏻But if you 👉🏻 take into consideration 🤔 the bitter 😡 hatred 🤬 I have 🙋🏼‍♂️Then you may 🤷🏼‍♂️ be a little 🤏🏻 patient 🙇🏻 and more sympathetic 😕 to the situation 🙍🏼‍♂️ And understand 💡 the discrimination🖕🏻👩🏼‍🦰 But fuck it 🤷🏼‍♂️🖕🏻, life's handing you lemons 🍋? make lemonade 🥤 then ‼️ But if I 🙋🏼‍♂️ can't 🙅🏼‍♂️ batter 🤜🏻 the women 👱🏻‍♀️, how the fuck 🤔 am I 🙋🏼‍♂️ supposed to bake 👨🏼‍🍳🔥 them 👩🏼 a cake 🎂 then? Don't 🙅🏼‍♂️ mistake 🔀 it 🙋🏼‍♂️ for Satan 👹. It's a fatal ☠️ mistake if you 👉🏻 think 🤔💭 I 🙋🏼‍♂️need to be overseas 🌊🚢 And take a vacation 🏝🏖 to trip 🦵🏻🏃🏼‍♀️a broad 👱🏻‍♀️, And make her 🙎🏼‍♀️ fall on her face 🙍🏼‍♀️ And don't 🙅🏼‍♂️ be a retard 🤪🥴, Be a king 🤴🏼? Think 🤔 not 🙅🏼‍♂️, why be a king 👑❓when you 🙋🏼‍♂️ can be a God 🙋🏼‍♂️?
Submitted May 11, 2020 at 10:26AM by blueberry_five via reddit https://ift.tt/3cjnLNs
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