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I have tons of freckles, and not the cute little kind that are under people's eyes. Literally all over my body, ranging anywhere from barely noticeable to big and prominent. Not birthmark big, though. Just very large freckles in weird places. Even my 'skin cancer is a myth' mom is kinda freaked out by them, because she never really realized just how many I have, and she's always like 'I've never seen that one before', and I'm just like 'Yeah, I can't even keep track of them at this point' lol

If you see this feel free to join in. I feel like I don't interact with anyone on here anymore 😭

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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Best Lloyd voice I do not take criticism

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Follow to see the same picture of Shane everyday

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Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."

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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Out of Touch

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found on Pinterest but I thought the objectum/POSIC+ people should see this

@funnier-when-objectum

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i forgot to post this because it was 06:30 in the morning and i had to take my cat to the vet then was working until now however—

when they finally reveal the dr morro comeback, i want it to parallel his debut in s5. like. imagine.

the ninja: *doing a thing*

wind:

someone: “euphrasia???”

lloyd: “… i know that wind… that’s not euphrasia.”

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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did it work

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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man's not afraid

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is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

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not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

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Possession

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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me: never again

also me: agains