#but this is the exception

[ratstranaut]

every day I think about that advert I got 3 years ago for JUNO table lamp, steel

my favourite targeted ad... I think about him constantly..

[osaemu]

i'm sorry but how r u gonna be close mutuals with a pedo and not know.....

[boatforacar]

Birdhouse in your soul will never feel overplayed because it’s just that good

[antivancorvo]

tell me why I feel the need to make a new account every time I have a new fandom and want to share fanart because this is getting exhausting

[miya-twins]

okay I know they never interacted but

osamu/yachi is actually kinda cute and I've been thinking about them. like they could totally have a rom-com worthy lovestory

also I think they'd be real sweet and wholesome when it's just the two of them but with everyone around them there is still insane chaos happening for no reason and it's very fun

just imagine them introducing each other to their families

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[froody]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

[reactionimagesdaily]

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.

like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[fairycosmos]

[runawaymarbles]

the "is it ok to have sex when your kids are in the house" thing is so funny to me because like. if you have lived with both of your parents at the same time there's a 99.5% chance they have had sex while you were in the house. if you co-slept then your parents probably had sex while you were in the same bed. this is the gender neutral bathroom debate all over again.

[peachebo]

just me yapping about my au you seemed to like

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