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You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.

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daily affirmations:

1) I am not a flop.

2) I am not chopped.

3) I exist. In thousands of agonies — I exist. I’m tormented on the rack — but I exist! Though I sit alone in a pillar — I exist! I see the sun, and if I don’t see the sun, I know it’s there. And there’s a whole life in that, in knowing that the sun is there.

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this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

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‘Belle of Bloomsbury’, 1948 - Cedric Morris (1889–1982).

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rockit lawnchar

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when does spongebob learn to do this

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do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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i want to have my own house that's wet all the time with sand floors so i can have a bunch of pet horseshoe crabs. the house is filled with little elevated wooden boardwalks ofc so my dog doesn't have to have wet feet all the time but mostly i'll walk around on the sand so i can be among my horseshoe crabs in our beautiful little wet home #wethouse

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HEY I DONT THINK YOURE MEANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT

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Gustave Doré : “Joyeuseté” ou “À saute-mouton”, bronze, vers 1881. (Musée d'Orsay, Paris)