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feralattentionwhore · 2 years ago

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They really should drug me because I'm their property and I don't get to choose what goes on. Things just happen and I have to be a good girl and take it.

Just hand me something to eat or drink randomly without any instructions other than to be obedient and take it. Not knowing what's happening but doing what I'm told, obviously

Why should a toy have any options to begin with anyway?

#honestly thats still the best thing about them in terms of like dynamic #not best in general bc yanno they're just so good and funny and sweet and caring and adorable and pretty and i could probably list forever #but literally everything just happens without me having time to think about it #and feels so nice to not have to panic about it for five business days beforehand #things happen and nothing feels like a big deal its all just safe and nice and i don't have to worry #i mean at least until afterwards then i do a lot of that but still #god i love them so much #and appreciate them and everything they do for me and i don't understand how they could think i could possibly deserve it #or them #but they're the best #and i feel so safe and loved when im with them #and i always feel insanely awkward typing things like this out to them in messages and stuff so ill just leave this here and hope they read #but they mean the world to me and every time there's a chance they prove to me how much i can trust them #don't have to worry about anything because i know if its about them itll be okay because they understand me and i hope i understand them #love seems like such a small word compared to her #lgbt nsft #queer nsft #nblw nsft #nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nsft wlw #wlw ns/fw

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dredsina · 9 months ago

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay #They're going to act like your best friend at first #And slowly get more agitated #the more you try #To stand your ground #But they're not your friend #They're trying to sell you something you don't want

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glitter-stained · 8 months ago

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

#supportive goons #Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader #they have pool parties #the goons love jason #best mafia boss ever #he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school #they're all very concerned to find out he's 19 #jason todd #under the hood #under the red hood #red hood's goons #oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy #they're a little confused but they got the spirit #batman #batfam #batfamily #batman and robin #assigned trans at goon

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hosseinis · 3 months ago

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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

#the mummy #literally they're the best and i'll hear nothing against jonathan being as cool as evy tbh #the third movie doesn't exist. also.#i haven't seen it since it came out and i have no plans to #1k #baffling amount of notes but i’ll take it i guess #10k #.doc

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liquidstar · 1 year ago

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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flockofteeth · 7 months ago

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incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving

( created by stixywixy | video on tiktok )

#lotr #lord of the rings #they're taking the hobbits to isengard #tiktok #best of tiktok #gandalf #saruman #monty python

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symphonyofsilence · 4 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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ionomycin · 3 months ago

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phoenix and the priestess

#artists on tumblr #recently adopted two bunnies with my partner #from the local animal shelter #they're evil criminals #doing poop crimes and trying to climb onto everything #the more forbidden the spot the more they need to get there #and i love them with my entire life #stepping away from the computer #and petting fluffy butts #is truly the best therapy #if i'm ever bored there's always cleaning up to do

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ringosmistress · 3 months ago

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grammy nominations for record of the year 2025

#now and then was nominated for grammy's this year wohoo #i don't think they have a chance to win record of the year they might win rock performance though #that band broke up in 1970 and they're still being awarded lol #thank you ringo starr for your contribution #they wouldn't have been here if it were not for you #the best beatle #the beatles #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes #now and then #grammys

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vextech · 3 months ago

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i love that i read SO many jayvik fics about the divorce beginning with jayce being horrified at what viktor had done with the hexcore, only for it to turn out that jayce actually did not give a SINGLE fuck, didn't even flinch at the sight of his hand and leg, and was ecstatic when it ended up saving his life. i am absolutely obsessed

#jayvik #arcane #arcane spoilers #idk if i was ever certain how jayce would react but i do love pain and i knew the divorce had to come some time #his best friend is ALIVE and they're going to fix everything together and oh he must be cold 'let me grab my blanket i have in here'#'i've been sleeping in this room for days waiting for a sign of life and here he is'#AHHHHHHHHHHHH #anyway. i missed them

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egophiliac · 27 days ago

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still rolling around on the ground over the contrast between Jack and Mal. it's so...🤌🤌🤌

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #sam's new year sale 2025 #(sorry if i made any mistakes with the outfits! i did my best but they're SO detailed)#man. i always love these silly events but this one really is just. chef's kiss.#i need an entire shounen anime about kite fighting immediately #i know it's a real thing i just need the big dramatic anime about it #preferably with jack continuing to just be extremely annoyed at floyd about everything all the time #also brb shoving everything out of the way to focus on canon confirmation that malleus does fibercrafting #even if it's only spinning and nothing else i am SO delighted #i'm not sure how much kite-flying is actually similar to spinning but you know if it helps it helps #malleus: though you fought valiantly i have ultimately claimed victory by conquering your kite in battle #malleus: also behold! i have made you a sweater

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lunewolf13 · 29 days ago

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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

#That time when you come out to your gay brother and invite his boyfriend to dinner on your dad's behalf #Only for your gay brother to say he's not gay and you just assume it's because he doesn't want to come out yet #When in reality he doesn't even know he's gay or that he's basically dating his best friend #He's not really self-aware when it comes to this stuff #Like don't all friends help you bake a cake for your daughter's birthday?#That's just a really bro thing to do honestly #Roy is almost as bad except he eventually figured out this is some boyfriend shit they're doing #He's just waiting for Jay to realize so they could actually make out and stuff #Everyone in the Batfam know they're dating before Jason does #jason todd #tim drake #bisexuals for the win #roy harper #jason todd x roy harper #jayroy #batfamily

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stump-not-found · 2 months ago

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