#but they’re not

[derpyquag]

Has anyone written a post-canon getting together homumiko fic???? Like,,, i know if they got together it would probably be during the six year study trip but something about them being so emotionally constipated that they don’t get together until 16 years later is REALLY funny to me…

[katzmultiverse]

HELP why’re people so pressed about walker scobell fanfiction 😭 it’s not like they’re writing smut??? and it’s just other 13-15 year olds writing about their crush??? would you tell people to not write about one direction because “it could make them uncomfortable”?

[iris19x]

Gwuncan is my favorite ship too bro but ngl writing detailed smut fanfics of these literal minors is really weird even if you age them up😭

They’re cartoon characters. Drawings. They are not, nor have they ever been, real.

Also, most teenagers have sex. To think otherwise would be incredibly naïve.

[moreespressoformydepresso]

TreeMina camp councelors. It’s a yearly event where they lead their group of kids through the week, staying up late with the other organizers/leadership and gleefully helping kick the kids out of bed.

“Group parents” jokes galore because of how close the two are. Then it becomes clear they’re pining for each other.

Then the joke becomes an actual reality

[phellycheesesteak]

This is system specific but having a head mate that hibernates is so funny. Like damn bitch I thought you were dormant, you were napping???? That must been good, huh????

[maeo-png]

utterly sad that horrible histories never covered operation bertram in ww2

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Jetsams can’t eat trash. Skeiths and Grarrls can, but not Jetsams.

They do, however, eat aquatic petpets. That includes anything you can buy from the Rock Pool. Paradoxically, they won’t eat Maraquan petpets despite both sets of creatures live in the ocean, the Jetsam’s natural habitat.

Flotsam are limited edition because after the destruction of Maraqua, they lost their homes. Jetsams took this opportunity to prey on the vulnerable Flotsam almost to their extinction.

In closing, Jetsams may be sharks but they’re picky children. They would rather eat another Neopet rather than eat a specific set of fish.

[namnomm23]

megumi ogatas cover of tiny light is resurfacing again and i need ppl to step back and remember that hanako is a 13 yr old bc i’ve seen too many strange comments today 😭

[weirdo09]

gwen, to me, is so sapphic but y’all ain’t ready for that talk yet…

[great-and-small]

Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[windwenn]

This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[kidovna]

heartbreak