#but they’re not

[derpyquag]

Has anyone written a post-canon getting together homumiko fic???? Like,,, i know if they got together it would probably be during the six year study trip but something about them being so emotionally constipated that they don’t get together until 16 years later is REALLY funny to me…

[katzmultiverse]

HELP why’re people so pressed about walker scobell fanfiction 😭 it’s not like they’re writing smut??? and it’s just other 13-15 year olds writing about their crush??? would you tell people to not write about one direction because “it could make them uncomfortable”?

[iris19x]

Gwuncan is my favorite ship too bro but ngl writing detailed smut fanfics of these literal minors is really weird even if you age them up😭

They’re cartoon characters. Drawings. They are not, nor have they ever been, real.

Also, most teenagers have sex. To think otherwise would be incredibly naïve.

[moreespressoformydepresso]

TreeMina camp councelors. It’s a yearly event where they lead their group of kids through the week, staying up late with the other organizers/leadership and gleefully helping kick the kids out of bed.

“Group parents” jokes galore because of how close the two are. Then it becomes clear they’re pining for each other.

Then the joke becomes an actual reality

[phellycheesesteak]

This is system specific but having a head mate that hibernates is so funny. Like damn bitch I thought you were dormant, you were napping???? That must been good, huh????

[maeo-png]

utterly sad that horrible histories never covered operation bertram in ww2

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Jetsams can’t eat trash. Skeiths and Grarrls can, but not Jetsams.

They do, however, eat aquatic petpets. That includes anything you can buy from the Rock Pool. Paradoxically, they won’t eat Maraquan petpets despite both sets of creatures live in the ocean, the Jetsam’s natural habitat.

Flotsam are limited edition because after the destruction of Maraqua, they lost their homes. Jetsams took this opportunity to prey on the vulnerable Flotsam almost to their extinction.

In closing, Jetsams may be sharks but they’re picky children. They would rather eat another Neopet rather than eat a specific set of fish.

[namnomm23]

megumi ogatas cover of tiny light is resurfacing again and i need ppl to step back and remember that hanako is a 13 yr old bc i’ve seen too many strange comments today 😭

[weirdo09]

gwen, to me, is so sapphic but y’all ain’t ready for that talk yet…

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[junglejim4322]

Something that I have noticed is I know almost nobody my age that goes to a food pantry. I know people who regularly run out of money for food and in general have to eat an unsuitable diet because that’s what they can afford and they still don’t go to a food bank, im not sure if it’s because they’re embarrassed or maybe if you didn’t grow up going you don’t know much about it but if you’re financially struggling I really recommend it. And look into other options for food assistance too like community fridges and gardens and other programs that can assist you, where I live Salvation Army pays for an allotted amount of grocery delivery for low income people every month, in the summer farmers take excess produce to the library to be taken by anyone who needs it, etc. There are a LOT of resources for free food that you can look into especially if you are literally not eating because of your financial situation

[historiansmp3]

it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.

[skipppppy]

Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck

Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious

[artsymeeshee]

Haven’t collabed with @renconner in a long while for a mini comic (minus our big one, Instinct). We were talking about one of Stan’s lowest moments involving being outside with that damn sign, so we decided to make a comic with Stan remembering it. I’ve also kinda of assumed Filbrick would lie to Ford about what’s going on with Stan (Stan probably did too to some extent).

[kidovna]

heartbreak