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GDFHDHDHFKDKDBDHDJSHSHSJS THEY'RE SO TINY I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!
The fact they are the size of her pups but are full grown because they are just a smaller breed of scug is very funny to me, like she's just like "oh these poor sick babies"
Local woman meets short people for the first time.
short scugs? all I see are pups...
#saint is actually around their size as well#but they smell old#my art#art#artists on tumblr#ask#digital art#rain world#rain world artificer#rain world survivor#rain world monk#rain world rivulet#rain world spearmaster#arti adoption au
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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That one wizard from that one game and his cat 🔮✨
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale#gale of waterdeep#fucking hate this guy *draws him. draws him. draws h#tara#does she have a tag?#well she does now#i love u old cat lady#grabbing her and making her do shit my cats do#u just know his cowlick is gonna smell like cat breath#my art
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank#he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated#but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING#drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern#po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog#ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both#also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited#anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a#long post#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#also!!! to all who celebrate#ramadan kareem/eid mubarak#<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good
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The thing that gets me giddy is the fact that Logan goes from "Do I know you, bub?" to "WADE! You don't have to do this!"
#i love me a grumpy old man that chose his favorite disaster boy and stands with him#mr rock bottom mcwhiskey dick of the claws imprinted on an equally disastrous boyfailure#YEAH LOGAN YOU DO KNOW HIM#YOU WOULD RECOGNIZE HIM BY TOUCH ALONE#BY SMELL#YOU WOULD KNOW HIM BLIND#BY THE WAY HIS BREATHS CAME AND HIS FEET STRUCK THE EART#YOU WOULD KNOW HIM IN DEATH#AT THE END OF THE WORLD#did i really just. quote#madeline miller#patrochilles#patroclus and achilles#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#poolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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Almost danced with the thought of becoming 'team bloodbath'
But I learned things. Durge learned things. And now Durge collects cute scented soap sculptures. And dismantled the bloodbath tub in camp. Much to Astarion's dismay.
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#durge#the dark urge#greygold#If half the companions kept complimenting blood-soaked Greygold as nice smelling#They would've started heavily leaning more into the hands-on violence and this would have been a different story#But. Now Durge likes soap. And fresh laundry.#and firmly decided that his old life is not for him
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2007-11-01
#old web#old pc#the olefactory memory activation i get from this picture#the smell of a south carolina beach and the first pokemon movie
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Angel walking up behind Husk so quietly he didn't notice him, and when Husk turns around to leave he's at perfect height to accidentally bury his face in Angel's chest fluff. There's a moment of silence where nobody moves that is only broken when a loud, steadily increasing purr breaks out of him. His hands are making biscuits in the air.
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#angelhusk#angel is so soft and warm and smells really nice so husk kinda loses consciousness for a moment there#when he realizes what he's doing he leaps in the air like an old tom and jerry cartoon and flies tf off to hide under his bed
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Hi @nonetoon
The Soggy stole my heart. And also probably some things out of my trash.
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one day ill write that fanfic
#my art#anihita europa#tarnished oc#messmer the impaler#sote#sote spoilers#elden ring spoilers#hes holding her old dress. it smells like her#she smells like cured meat bc she's got Sweet Caro Flesh#smells nice. honeyed. maybe baked. homey
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trying to learn how to draw this dude
credit to @/transparentalia for the ref images :)
#old man lookin ass#Hima’s art style makes everyone look so cute#lookit his lil face#I know he has so many stomach ulcers#shoutout to doom who told me to smell his ball musk through the screen#It really worked#I wanna draw the Baltic trio soon#my favorite group of trauma bonded besties <3 (coworkers)#you know what I kinda enjoy drawing him it’s fun#maybe I should branch out to other characters#it’s occurred to me that I don’t really know how to draw the others#I should fix that#digital art#my art#fanart#hws lithuania#aph lithuania#tolys laurinaitis#hetalia#hetalia fanart
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#look at these beautiful old books!!#I bet they smell amazing!!!!!#hahah damn relax woman#cottagecore#books#book academia#book aesthetic#old books#light academia aesthetic
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me, watching eps 1-5 of yr s3: WHAT ABOUT SOME MEDIA TRAINING FOR SIMON AND THE ROYAL COURT SITTING HIM DOWN AND EXPLAINING THINGS TO HIM
#like i know the royal court is shitty and jan olof looked like he was smelling shit when he was at simons#but how have they not expected any of this?#how did they not see that a 17 year old boy who never was in the public eye wouldn’t know how to handle this?#like what the fuck were they thinking?#fuck the monarchy i guess#well simons got that one down for sure#young royals#young royals spoilers#young royals season 3#young royals s3
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IDW Megatron is so smallll 😭 HE FITS PERFECTLY IN MY OP ARMS
THEY GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#transformers#maccadam#megatron#optimus prime#fanart#megop#tf#patepaka#GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY#Gay old man#i can smell the gays
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drew this when we had a few of those rainy foggy autumn days in a row, which you just wanna spend inside, being cozy and doing nothing
#my childhood fluffy wool blanket started to decompose from old age and i had to throw it out. hell on earth 😭😭😭#trolls#dreamworks trolls#ex bandmates#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#they are so cozy and comfyyy#floylie#my art#you know there's a stinky smell in that van with 5 young adults living in it#their band era is based on the 90s so they probably smoke inside too#yuckie
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“Are you wearing—”
“The limited edition Heretic parfum for the psychosexual horror film Nosferatu (2024)? Yeah.”
#i need this so bad#why is it so expensive#I need to smell like an old castle in the rain#Nosferatu#robert eggers nosferatu#robert eggers#vampire#gothic horror#gothic#horror#perfume
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