#but they love it

[midnightmah07]

I have no idea what happened I just sat down and all of this came outta my brain

[wings-of-ink]

My MC responding to all intense flirting like an adult talking to a kid "that's lovely sweetie. Haha, no thank you" pats hand gently.

Unstoppable force meet immovable object.

Duri:

[alltimewhat]

she's such a little lady sitting with her legs crossed

[britcision]

re: "Wait where the hell do people not pump their own gas" --- > NEW. FUCKING. JERSEY. It is literally against the law to pump your own gas in NJ. They have dedicated gas station attendants to do so. IDEK it's a weird fucking law and as a Pennsylvanian it INFURIATES me. If only because it's one more reason to hate fucking Jersey and their asshole drivers who can't drive correctly in Allentown. Takes twice as long to get your damned gas, too. Anyway, this means that since Gotham is in NJ, the batfam have never filled their own vehicles at a (civilian) gas station unless they're out of state. I wish I saw this more in fanfic because it is absolutely hilarious to picture. Especially if the one of the kids are on like, a civilian road trip and go to gas up out of state and wait five minutes before they realize, Oh, Right, Fuck, I gotta go do it myself, and then fumble through it like a fucking 16 year old blushing as they remember their dad walking them through how to do it using terms like "male plug" and "female socket", even if they're in their 20s.

I fucking HATE having someone else put gas in my car I did it once by accident cuz I didn’t realize it was full service and then I was there and couldn’t just LEAVE

So I’m just literally never going to New Jersey ever and that’s fine

BUT ALSO

I need this to be a feature of team ups more

HOW OLD WAS BRUCE WHEN HE FIRST PUMPED HIS OWN GAS

When Teen Titans go zooming around, who fills the tank???

And far more importantly, Who Fills Up The Batmobile

Motorbikes are probably under the same law, imagine RED FUCKING HOOD rolls up covered in explosive residue for a top up

Fuck it, DP x DC meetcute Danny works at a gas station that has somehow become a bat’s favourite place to top up

If it’s Red Robin, Red Hood, or Signal they can just casually stay astride the bike it’s fine

[rawstfish]

Fighting over fabric

[callum-hunt-is-bisexual]

love asking children who talk abt tangled if they knew that in the original fairytale the prince goes blind from getting stabbed in the eye by a bush

[dreamed-for-not]

The thing no one tell you about dog ownership: having to make absolutely DISGUSTING mixtures of foods to make them eat.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[caats]

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the "hyper realistic" version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in the CGI version this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[marisatomay]

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

[shobiolovechild]

there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.