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stryfewood day 3: food
#stryfewood#stryfewoodweek#stryfewood week#merylwood#meryl stryfe#meryl#nicholas d. wolfwood#wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trimax#trigun maximum#myart#my art#this was inspired by that one panel where they eat curry together and talk about how scary vash is#but they arent eating curry#they are having beer and tapas#and meryl hasnt been traumatised recently by vash 🤙
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went into my usual indian place and they recognized my order from uber eats
#its bc i have gotten it like 4 times in the last week one of which was yesterday#its not the guy thats usually here when i come in person but thats Probably because i usually would come in person like.#Later in the night vs 4pm lmao#the sign on the window says they open at 4:30 but theres been an open sign outside since i got to the laundromat at like 3:30#anyway ordering curry bc they arent open tomorrow and i will want more#plus uber eats has been fucking w our address so i dont wanna deal w it#and this one will last until the day we move basically#ooc.#me and my aloo saag without rice akshdlf#its just so good. i am obsessed w it
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STUFF THAT ACTUALLY HELPED ME (Dont report just block plz)
also! Sorry if some of the stuff i say is a bit confusing, its like 1:52 am and im super tired but i thought i’d make this anyway lol. Okay! no dilly dallying lets get straight into this.
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1) Make your own motovation audio
Basically, what i did was i went to my notes app and typed away literally every harsh motivation that ive ever heard that REALLY motivates me. They could be quotes that help u r3strict or they could be tips that u have heard on here.
I typed out literally all the quotes and all the tips that motivate me to r3strict, ALL into ONE note. Next, i copy pasted all that i typed into a text to speech and screen recorded the audio so i could listen to it whenever i feel unmotivated to workout or even while i work out.
2) Sparkling water
Okay, WE ALL KNOW that water should be our #1 drink throughout our WL journey but obviously it can get a little boring and after while it just doesnt keep u full for that long.. which is why i recommend 0 sugar sparkling waters! Theres so many flavours like grape, lychee, apple, raspberry, You name it!
Sparkling waters keep u FULLLL!!!! And i mean it. Not only do they taste good but u literally wont even think about food after drinking a can!
3) fruits
Fruits! Such a blessing arent they? Personally my favourite has been mandarins! You know why? Firstly, they’re only 47-50 c4lor1es!! And boy, do they keep u FULL! Pair a mandarin and a can of sparkling water and you’ll be full for hours! I also really love watermelon too! Its super high volume and sweet.. 1 slice could keep me full for a long time!
4) seasonings
Now, i understand that when trying to eat healthier foods like cucumbers or salads can be kinda boring.. which is why i loveeeeee seasonings!!! They can make something plain taste 10x better for such little c4lor1es!
My favourite go-to’s have to be mint, paprika, curry powder, beef flavouring and garlic powder :D
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Okay Its getting late now and i really should be in bed lol! I Hope some of these tips help those whoever are struggling! If u have any tips of your own feel free to comment them :) goodnightttttt <3
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Daminette December 2023: 11-School Play
Damian was frustrated. Marinette had volunteered herself to help with the school's play costumes. She was too busy afterschool, now. She couldn't spend time with him like before. They couldn't paint or go to cafés. They couldn't go to the park. So he decided to take food to her dorm.
Marinette was startled when someone began to bang on her door.
'What the fuck?'
Marinette opened the door and was shocked Damian was the one trying to break her door down. Without a word, he barreled his way inside.
"Damian, what are you doing here?" Marinette questioned, closing the door.
"It's Thursday." he answered, "We eat curry on Thursdays and since you weren't answering, I brought it here."
Marinette watched as he set the food on the coffee table. He kept eyeing her fabric and then going back to taking their food out of the paper bags.
'When did I last spend time with him? I think it's been about two weeks.'
Mari smiled, "Sorry, Damian. I've been so busy and I do forget to check my phone, when I get lost in my work."
"Did you do your homework?" he asked.
"Yes." she replied.
"All of it?" he pushed.
The designer winced, "Sort of."
"Curry and then homework." Damian stated.
"But-" she argued.
"Then you can finish." he persuaded.
"Damian-" Marinette began.
"Tomorrow is Friday. I will get you coffee at night, if you do the homework." Damian declared.
Marinette nodded and sat next to him, looking at the food.
"You're the best." she whispered.
"How much longer do you have to work on the play?" Damian asked.
"Over the weekend and partial of next week." Mari winced.
Damian just sighed before taking a bite of his food.
"I'm sorry that I've been too busy for you." Marinette spoke.
Damian flinched, realizing she had come to the conclusion all on his own.
"I am simply making sure you are eating and sleeping." he declared, "How many more do you have to work on?"
Marinette answered, "I only have five more dresses. I have all of their measurements and they are simple off the shoulder, knee length dresses with faux fur trim. If I work this weekend on them, they'll all be finished. The only thing I'll have to worry about at school is the fittings and if anything needs last minute repair."
"Good." the Wayne heir grumbled.
Marinette smiled softly. She had no idea that when she volunteered to help with the Winter school play, that Damian would get so jealous.
"I'm glad I chose to do this." she whispered.
Damian stopped mid-bite and stared at her.
"At my old school," Marinette spoke, "I would have been forced to do it. Here, I volunteered and they paid me for all of the material. My old school never would have paid me, just told me I was doing 'my job'."
Damian stopped eating and closer to her.
"As long as they arent taking advantage of you." Damian replied, as he continued eating.
"No." Mari said, "I would have quit. No more weak Marinette."
She saw Damian smirk in between his bites.
"Tell you what." Marinette announced, "The next time I think of helping, I'll let you know so you can help me stay organized."
"Deal." Damian answered.
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#daminette december 2023#daminette#damian wayne#marinette dupain cheng#damian x marinette#marinette x damian#school play#damian jealousy#mochinek0
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LOOK AT MY FUCKING PEPPERS BRO!! I GREW HOT PEPPERS IN ZONE 3 IN CANADA DUDE!! IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA HAVE PICKLED JALAPENOS AND DRIED CHILIS AND SPICE FOR SOUPS AND CURRIES DUDE. PEPPERS ARENT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AND THEY ARE AND I HELPED THEM GROW!!!! AND THESE AREN'T EVEN ALL OF THEM THERE'S MORE ON THE PLANTS AND I'VE BEEN EATING THEM HAVE NOT BOUGHT A PEPPER IN MONTHS!!!!
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god damn im so happy rn... ill stick it under a readmore bc its about food and my appetite idk if it would be triggering also this turned into more of a diary entry than anything lol My Blog My Rules though
i made curry last night and im really happy because ive been having a lot of trouble eating and Making myself eat, on top of being really erally really broke so we havent had much food in the house thats just Ready To Go consistently.. like, we always have oats, but we dont always have milk, and i cant eat them with water.. or we have ham but we run out of bread, or all i want are fruits and leafs but we cant really keep anything except apples/oranges/grapes because they dont go bad before we finish them, or bananas cause they arent really ruined if theyre overripe you just throw them in the freezer. so we cant get salad materials.
if i try to just shove calories in my body and i dont like it i wont finish it. like i will feel full until i stop trying to make myself eat it. and this isnt even just when adderall affects my appetite.
then, on top of all that, i know if i eat i have to do dishes. my husband usually does them, but hes been going through a really bad time for the past couple months too, plus we only moved out july 2023, and before that his mom had been Divorced outta the house earlier that year iirc plus id been living there since july 2022, so his brain and nervous system has felt safe enough for the ptsd recovery stage for nearly 2 years. and he gets hit really hard with seasonal depression, and he has adhd too. he typically does dishes, i typically do laundry. the problem is its easier to wear the same clothes for a few days, or rewear laundry that isnt rancid, or wear ill fitting clothes that have been shoved to the back of the dresser, but its hard to wash a dish when the sink is full and the kitchen is overwhelming.
so, to avoid having dirty dishes, i wont eat. whats worse, is i was insanely stressed over school for like 3 weeks. all the stress i should have had this semester hit me really bad all at once. when im that stressed, i cant think about anything relevant to maintaining myself-- especially not maintaining neutral-positive self talk and constructive self esteem. which means i shut down if anyone needs anything from me real or imagined. which means i cant be there for my husband and make sure he eats and check in on him. so all this stupid shit just feeds into itself. ive had more s/h urges than ive had in years i think, and not even in response to anything extrinsic.
my goofy ass got drunker than i usually do super quick the other night, it wasmy husbands birthday party. i cleaned up the apartment super nice since mostly my stuff was strewn everywhere and did the dishes. i didnt eat all day and i think i had like, one inadequate meal the day before. so i was exhausted after cleaning, our roommate ordered pizza and i ate and passed out for 3 hour nap. by the time i got up everyone was already at Least buzzed. my brother in law got a mom call and my husband (drunk) was like Hey. Give me the Phone.. tell her i wanna talk... because she LOVES being upset that her kids are having a good time and feels the need for Hour Phone Call when and where she wants it, and my BIL is an adult but they dont treat him like one, so hes still really deep in feeling trapped in these trauma responses.
this i think is what really got me, other than not being on my full dose of adderall so my emotional abilities were compromised lmao. i was tryingto tell my husband i love him, because i was leaving to weed store, and he was getting triggered while drunk, so he was annoyed i was interrupting the call and i didnt get my byebyehugnkiss. not to mention they were being really loud earlier. so now i feel bad. i get back immediately down 2 shots (3 shots is where i am Comfortably Drunk) and share a j actually post cancelled kendrick just dropped. the point was that i got too drunk and started hitting myself on the head and crying in the kitchen floor lol but who cares about that KENDRIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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ash and indigo, peach: Can you cook some food by yourself.
Indigo: I can make like basic foods? Curries, and sanwhcihes, nothing fancy like mom.
Ash: I can only make dessert, but they arent very pretty. Sure are tasty tho!
Indigo: Peach doesnt cook... Like at all. I dont even know if she can boil water on the stove?
Ash: That's not even a slight, we legitimately dont know, she just eats whatever mom makes and then raw meat...
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Lena what is your ideal club sandwich recipe pls and thank
Hmmm club sandwich? I'm not really the best person to ask for club sandwich recipes. I'm very picky about bread because i don't like the texture of crusts (but i don't like cutting them off because that's a big waste of food) and also basically hate chicken in any context that isn't a curry (chicken in a curry raises the bar too high).
The last time i had sandwiches on regular sliced bread in the style of a club sandwich it was very much a case of having a lot of leftovers from very different meals and kind of stuffing them in one place so they would all get used (for the record the recipe was bread, spinach dip, peameal bacon, slice of provolone, lettuce-red onion-italian dressing salad combination, mustard). I liked it a lot but would not recommend it to anyone because I also don't think it was very good.
The only other time i have a sandwich is in submarine form and subs arent even really a matter of recipe, they're just a matter of preparation (you've GOTTA wet both parts of the inside with mayonnaise or something and wrap it tight in paper for a bit. it really does fix the flavour problems that come with homemade subs.)
But like. Club sandwich? I don't think I've had one of those in like a decade. And sandwiches aren't really my specialty in general. Also just not the best time for me to be giving recipe advice right now because my chronic nausea gets really bad this time of year and I'm lucky when I'm able to eat a single meal for the day (hooray for being sick forever😵💫) so I haven't really been cooking lately.
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Pelipper Delivery Service Mail!
The Pelipper waddles up to you and hands you some Curry in a tupperware container, a fork comes with the tupperware. Theres a note on the tupperware:
'If you need something to eat, here you go! Sorry that i couldnt deliver this myself, things arent..good here either...'
'God im so worried about Murk...please be okay..'
-Pelip
// @the-silly-birds ))
// The crossed out bit IS included, just was crossed out during writing the note, although it can still be read
Thank you. Just not really hungry right now. Haven't been all day- Sorry. Hope Murk is alright.
#disordered eating cw#<-Just in case#pkmn irl#rotomblr#rotumblr#pkmn rp#pokemon irl#atlas answers.#the indigo disk arc.
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I feel so out of control. Im nowhere near consistent enough to hit my goal weight this week or next but i need to 😭 ive deluded myself into thinking that if i can lose 10lbs i wont have any trouble doing the atrocious amount of club work I have to do so that’s all i can focus on right now.
But club always makes me feel fat, cause i’m pretty sure im the fattest in the room, and i have to be at the front cause im leading the meetings 😫 so it’s kind of motivating but not enough. im legit chronically unmotivated and it’s hard to take steps to do anything, ever, if the conditions arent absolutely perfect
Which is weird since ive struggled with eating for years, and have rarely/barely met my maintenance in many months, yet i still find it hard to lose weight?
Anyway ate bad again today, mostly cuz of the tart but i purged at least some amount of it? But then i ate the sour curry my dad made (which was mostly healthy and lowcal but it had rice and coconut milk) so that evened out ig. I haven’t been able to weigh myself in the morning in days, so i might just sneak my parents’ scale into my room cause they never use it.
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✨ Exclusive preview of Arju cooking ✨
#;ooc#ooc#then he makes u a turbo spicy meal that prob only k.irei can handle#THO DW; he can do dishes that arent spicy too its okok#once he said something along the lines of him staying 12hours in a 120 degreen steam bath while eating curry there#me: :standing man emoji: SIR?? YOU WHAT#get urself a man who can do both;; truly OIUROITR#/i personally have not tried many spicy dishes so im note sure about my tolerance to them#but if juna made me a turbo spicy dish i would gladly eat it as one should
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if u live somewhere with gators how about not letting ur small puppy out without a leash...........
#idk watched a video of a dude rescuing his puppy from a gator and everyone was praising him and im like#.......why#like yeah he saved the puppy's life but also he was the one that put its life in dnager in the first place????#idk i dont understand people#ugh im so cold....... its meant to be spring please be warmer!!!!#also my mum n brother arent here to celebate my bday becuz my mums dad got sent to the hospital and he lives like 4 hrs away#smth wrong with his pancreas#hmmmmmm should i eat curry for the 4th day in a row..... OH WAIT i should have dino chicken nuggets#ill eat them
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what events have led me to googling information on skirrets no idea
#thinking abt the british person who tried to compare english ppl stealing fucking spices and foods from countries in asia to irish peoples#eating potatoes#bc they 'werent native to ireland either'#man man man man how do i say those two things arent comparable#crushing english ppl in my fist#it had nothing to do with the debate we were having either </3 theres a difference between irish ppl having dishes that have a portion of it#including potatoes#and english ppl trying to claim they invented curry </3 </3
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Who's Izzy?
Summary; Bakugou gets a message form 'Izzy' his supposed girlfriend, but when class 1a goes to be consulted for their new hero suits they realise just how wrong they were.
"hey Bakugou you got 2 messages"Kaminari yelled from the lounge room "it's from Mei and, DUDE you gotta girlfriend!" he yells and catches the attention of the rest of the Bakusquad "bro whos Izzy, is she your girlfriend" Kirishima teases, Bakugou simply takes his phone off of Kaminari and replies with a short and sweet "no" then he walks back to the kitchen, the squad exchange a look the then get up and follow after Bakugou, who stands at the stove mixing his curry and smiling at his phone, "whatcha smiling at Bakugou" Sero wiggles his eyebrows "nunya" Bakugou smiles at his phone messages 'Izzy' back before sliding his phone into his back pocket and continuing to make the class dinner, "who hungry".
the conversation at the dinner table is interesting, "hey did you know that some support group class blew up a workshop" Hagakure said sparking a new conversation "yeah it was Hatsumei and someone else" Uraraka says "it was Bakugous girlfriend!" Kaminari yells "what?!" the class all looks to Bakugou "I don't have a girlfriend" he simply says "yes you do, you got a message earlier from 'Izzy' saying I just blew someone up and a message from Mei? saying I've been blown up" Mina says "Mei is Hatsumei-sans first name kerro," Tsu says then Kirishima complains "how come you call her by her first name but not us" "I call a lot of people by their first name" "oh yeah who else are you sure your no dating Hatsumi-Sama"Mina taunts and Bakugou rolls his eyes starting to get annoyed with the constant chattering and questioning, so he shuts them up by proving them wrong, "I call Hitoshi by his first name and he's not my girlfriend" and that does it their all quiet "...*cricket noise*..." well not all good things last, "WHAT!" "I don't have a girlfriend, I happen to call them both by their first name because I was asked to, no I will not call you by your first names leave me alone or you'll be cooking for yourselves I happen to know that the support classes like my cooking and wouldn't mind if I use their kitchen" he then gets up and leaves, "wait a second how do you know the support classes!" Kaminari yells after him, "wasn't that weird" Jiro says and goes back to eating and conversing with Momo.
The next day
"today we will be taking a trip down to support class 1-H but as the word travels fast 2 students yesterday were testing something and blew it up so I have a warning from power loader" he reads from a piece of paper "stay outside of the rainbow line that is dangerous territory and I will not be responsible for any casualties, you never know how exaggerated notes can be, so stay clear of the rainbow line" the class tuck in their chairs and start to walk to the classroom.
"hey Bakugou what class Is your girlfriend in?" he groans in response before yelling "I don't have a girlfriend" they all groan back "guys guys you're doing it all wrong, what class is 'izzy' in?" Kaminari asks with a smug smile, Bakugou glares at them "this one" "ha ha were going to meet your girlfriend how do you feel about that" "I think you should refrain from tormenting our classmates Kaminari," Iida says doing his robot dance "but Iida arent you a little curious about Bakugous girlfriend I mean think about it who would want to date him," Uraraka says trying to persuade her boyfriend and in̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ly̶ unintentionally insulting Bakugou "what was that ROUND FACE!" he screamed, "he's just proving my point!" Iida looked conflicted considering his options "I will admit to being curious as to who Bakugous girlfriend is" Bakugou was just about to yell something back when they arrived at the classroom, the door opened and the class was greeted by a messy Mei Hatsumei
"Kat, Kat, Kat did you watch the video of the explosion I sent you!" she jumped up and down, Katsuki pushed to the front of the group "good morning to you too Mei I slept well as well" he said sarcastically "oh right manners Mei, good moring Kat," her hair was messy and there was still patches of her last explosion on her body and clothes "yes I saw the video, I watched it this morning, have you started making baby number 4 yet" "yep wanna watch?" "call me when your testing, ill watch then" the students behind them were horrified "Hatsumi!, bakugou! your traumatizing students!" power loader yelled "pfft, anyway wanna make a baby with me" "id love to it sounds fun id love to get my hands dirty" some of the support class students started laughing knowing exactly what was going on, and power loader just sighed "oh and 'Izzy's looking forward to making a baby with you~" she cooed "ok that's enough, ground rules, try not to touch anything unless necessary, stay out of the rainbow area and don't touch anything that says 'Izzy' or Mei now just look around for your suit and go"power loader stepped in and stopped their ridiculous conversation and some of the students looked around for their suits but others stayed and watched Bakugou, he walked into the rainbow area the class looked over there but didn't see a petite blonde named 'Izzy', Bakugou walked over to a green-haired boy and hugged him from behind making him turn around, he put his "baby" down and put his hands on Bakugous waist "hi kitten" he said " hi Izu" Bakugou turned to his classmates and stuck out his tongue, Mei laughed loudly form her workspace, a screwdriver in one hand and a blowtorch in the other "that's 'izzy'" she pointed to the boy still laughing "WHAT!" Bakugou leaned forward and kissed the boy "he came second last year in the sports festival" Momo said "yep, I did" he said "hi im Izuku Midoriya Katsukis boyfriend" Kat started laughing and so did Mei, "you thought he was straight, that's the funnest thing I've heard since vine" they were expecting something completely different not this hes 6ft with a green undercut and a dangley cross earring, hes muscly and tall and the complete opposite of the girl they were picturing.
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hi i luv ur writing!!!!!
can u write smth for Avery from pokemon shield ? maybe some hcs for them having a crush on a dojo member thats oh, so airheaded, but very sweet and kind to everyone. they arent as elegant as him but they have a heart of gold! they also love to cook for him from time to time as well. pretty please!!
Hi anon!
Thanks for the ask! Sure, please see below-
Avery is like one of those boys at school who pretends they don't like you or ignore you and uses every opportunity whenever you pass them in the hallway or at the lockers to somehow make fun of you but when you leave he's like clamping a hand over his heart like UwU
And he'll sneakily have this shrine or mural somewhere in his house which contains all sorts of photos of you pinned up and also some napkin you dropped on the ground and he picked up and occasionally sniffs and rubs over his face XD
For real though, Avery was pretty mean to you during Isle of Armor especially when you first arrived because he's the kind to judge people by first impressions but you sure showed him and he was actually surprised!
Despite his initial iciness to you, you forgave him from the bottom of your heart and even said you hoped you'd become closer and become good friends. I mean...not many people would do that, you know?
Avery also realises you're one of the first people to say that to his face
He's so used to rejection
Because of that, you hold a very special place in his heart now and at first he doesn't realise it's a crush
At the dojo you're training with your Pokemon and falling over all the time or you're too slow to avoid your Pokemon's attacks, everyone is like LOL but Avery is like <333
Most of the time he silently observes you from the side and your interactions with the others. Even when someone is mean to you, you respond with a smile and he just doesn't understand. He's like ???
But this makes him wonder if he should start following your example
When it's your time to cook for the dojo, he's the first one who comes into the kitchen and always takes the seat next to yours
He'll try to make conversation somehow and he'll try to downplay his usual arrogance/haughtiness and you can tell he's trying, which you find really sweet
He ends up really liking your curry and the first time he tried it, he reacted in dramatic fashion and declared loudly in front of everyone that he wanted you to cook this for him every dinner from now on
Everyone is like 'WTH Avery' but you just smile and cock your head and agree with a simple nod
Avery loves your cooking. It doesn't matter what it is, he will just eat everything you cook for him
He'll also do anything for you - protect you, amuse you with his psychic powers by making pokeballs float in the air around you, helps you wash dishes, helps you carry stuff using his psychic powers. Read minds and say it aloud to troll other dojo members.
He won't make it obvious but because he observes and also his acute psychic powers, he'll often try to read your mind.
When he reads nothing but Butterfrees and daisies, he's like 'oh she's so pure' and this makes him fall in love with you even more
He'll find ways to get you to train with him. He'll use his pokemon as an excuse but that's okay because you like them :)
One day he reads your mind and you're thinking to yourself 'Avery is really cute' and that MAKES HIS DAY. HE IS ON CLOUD NINE!!! :D
#avery#pokemon#pokemon shield and sword#pokemon shield#pokemon sword#pokemon imagines#pokemon headcanons#Avery x reader#Avery x you
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Kirishima Eijirou vs. 1A Girls Insecurities
momo, in a tank top: *cooking some kind of dinner*
kirishima, staring at her arms, eyes wide, awestruck:
momo, confused, looks at her arms: *notices he's staring at her stretch marks* umm.... whats up, kiri?
kirishima: is there something on your arm?
momo, eyes wide: ..... oh. yeah, they're called stretch marks.
kirishima, eyes wide: ..... they're super pretty
momo, looking away: thank you
-kirishima leaves-
momo, takes a deep breath: im fine.
momo, staring to cry: this is fine.
jirou, running in: wow! hey, mo, whats wrong? why're you crying, are you hurt?
momo, smiling and wiping her tears: no no no... i just.... i feel really pretty right now
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ochaco, awkwardly sitting at a breakfast table in a summer dress: *self-conscious aura oooOooHH*
kirishima, walking in and seeing her, gasps: OCHACO!
ochaco: ‼️ YES?
kirishima, yelling, a huge smile on his face: IS THAT A NEW DRESS??
ochaco, turning beat red: Y- YEAH?
kirishima, running up to her: BROOOO!!! IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOOD, GIVE ME A TURN, SPIN, SPIN OOHHHHH LOOK AT THE FIT
ochaco: *FUCKIN BEAMS*
kirishima: AND THE WAY IT SHOWS YOUR MUSCLES OH MY FUCKIN LORD RACA, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE!!!!
ochaco, posing like a model, smiling like crazy: THANK YOU EIJIIIII!!!!!!
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jirou, walking into the common room with masculine clothes and makeup: *nervous nervous nervous*
kirishima, eating an orange, talking to kami: bro i was talking to jirou yesterday, and they were telling me about- oh, hey bro! i like the outfit you look hansome as fuck! and they were-
jirou, eyes wide: did he just-
momo, eyes just as wide: i think he did
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tsu, at the mall with 1a, about to get a drink: *notices pretty worker*
kirishima, to tsu: you better ask her out before denki scares her away *walks away*
tsu: .....how did he know-
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mina, sitting on the couch looking sad: *on her phone*
kirishima, jumping over the back of the couch with a bowl of curry and rice: ASHIDO I MADE YOU CURRY TO CELEBRATE HOW HARD YOU WENT IN TRAINING TODAY
mina, cringing at the idea of eating: u- im not really-
kirishima, smiling still: you dont have to eat all of it. but remember
kirishima, no longer smiling: only racists skip meals, mina
she ate all of it lol
------------------ tw abt harassment 😐
class 1A out at the mall, again: *having fun noises*
some random douche: wooowww, arent you a pretty little thing
random girl, extremely uncomfortable: i guess....
douche: oh dont be modest! your stunning! we should go out sometime!
girl: im not interested
douche, looking upset: wha-
kirishima, walking towards them: hey Mio! I found the- oh! Who's this?
the girl, looking confused:
the douche looking even more confused: who the hell are you?
kirishima, looking at him like hes an idiot, jokingly: um, her wonderful perfect bestfriend who the hell else?
the douche: oh yeah, sure buddy, prove it
kirishima, glaring hard: excuse me?
the douche, looking at the girl: look, i can tell this guy doesnt know a goddamn thing about you, so why dont we go somewhere private, yeah? *he reaches for her*
kirishima, standing infront of her: as a matter of fact, i do know her, but i dont need to even tell you that because i dont owe you fucking shit, and neither does she. Shes obviously not fucking interested in your creepy ugly ass so spare yourself some dignity and turn around and walk out before the only way you can leave is on a fucking stretcher
the douche, frozen:
everyone in the store staring at them:
kirishima, loosing patience, glaring harder: you have five seconds.
the douche, looking embrassed: .....look-
kirishima: 5.
he runs.
kirishimas glare drops, along with his shoulders: WHEW! That was scary, are you okay? Did he touch you?
the girl, shaking her head: no, no, im okay thanks to you. i cant thank you enough he was so fucking scary, he followed me through like 3 stores.
kirishima, looking disgusted: im so sorry that happened, are you okay? i can stick around for a couple minutes if you're still shaken up
the girl: .....no- no im fine, who are you exactly? and how did you know my name?
kirishima, gaping: wait your names actually Mio??? No way??? Oh! Im kirishima eijirou. aka, red riot
all the class who just saw what went down: *heart eyes* he's a fucking angel
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kirishima, sitting in the common room: *eats chip* you ever feel like youre manipulating everyone into liking you and your not actually a good person?
all the girls aggresively turning to look at him at the same time: excuse me?
#kirishima grew up with 2 moms and now every single girl hes around falls inlove with him#momo is insecure abt her stretch marks hc#jirou goes by she/they pronouns and is scared ppl wont like when she dresses masc#mina is selfconscious about her weight hc#tsu is fucking gaaay hc#hagakure has a golden retriever boyfriend and is super hard to write so i left her out imsorry#kirishima doesnt realize how much his words help#omfg i almost forgot ochaco listen to this i loved this one#ochaco is super insecure abt her body being too muscular near the top and like thicc thighs and so shes scared abt wearing dresses n shit#but kiri was like OH SHIT AN ACTUAL ICON#he talks like a frat boy all the time even when he hypes up the girls 💀#kiri is insecure ppl dont actually like him#everyone said "hello???? is this the police????? yes i would like to report a hate crime....yes#.....mhm... so a tall hunk of a man over here is fucking LYING... mhm... YEAH LYING OT HIMSLEF IDK WHERE THE FUCK HE GOT THE IDEA#tw#yall gotta tell me if this was weird idk#i feel like kiri is v connected with woman but is very very masculine at the same time
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