#but they actually had it on the menu
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They wanna gentrify our neighborhood so badly. Why did a smoothie bar open up in town? The cheapest item is 10 bucks. (These are 16 oz drinks btw.) Your business is down the street from one of the worst apartment complexes in town. The only food you have is salad. You will not make it through the Winter.
#i went inside and who ever came up with that menu needs to go to jail#i was gonna make up an outrageous combination just as an act if hyperbole#but they actually had it on the menu#they have a smoothie with kale and mint#there's like 5 other things in it too#but it's just downright horrendous#jay's attempts at communicating
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been playing fortnite again with friends here are my uchiha fortnite shenanigan doodles
#we had a day where we all wore our naruto skins and took screenshots in the replay menu to redraw#and one friend had a jonesy skin with a bright orange jumpsuit instead of the actual naruto skin#doodles#my art#fortnite#naruto#sasuke uchiha#itachi uchiha#uchiha itachi#uchiha sasuke#fnbr
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You Give Name?
#my art#digital art#Homicipher#mr. scarletella#scopophobia#He jumpscared me by replacing Mr. Crawling on my menu screen when I got one of his endings so I had to draw him in that pose#I do NOT regret swinging my crowbar at him. I’d do it again actually 😤#expect more of this kinda nonsense. I haven’t finished the game yet#they should ad a crowbar emoji#id in alt text
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia DVD Menus (S3-10)
#iasip#i realised a lot of ppl probs havent seen the menus#and i love them sometimes ill just leave it on my tv on a loop lol#s1&2 isnt animated so i didnt make those#and obviously they stopped w s10#dvd menus peaked circa 2009 i think#s5 my fave i made separate gifs too heh#also fyi all the discs are the same except 3#3 disc 1 is charlie and dee#i used disc 2 for some of them cos its easier to grab off my wall lmao#also cant figure out how to actually rip the menus#so i had to screen record on obs for these lol#OC
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Potential DPxDC Prompt x3
In between their graduation from high school and the start of their college careers, Tucker and Danny collaborate on a small podcast where they mostly chitchatted about various topics from "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" to "Why the Justice League sucks." That last one upped their viewership, but most of that died off when the next three episodes were titled "The Best Eats in Nowhere, Illinois," where they trolled through Elmerton and Amity Park for the various chain and local restaurants, eating at and rating them with a very qualitative, subjective, and nonsensical scale, until they get to the Nasty Burger. The Nasty Burger gets an episode all to itself, describing the lore of how the "T" in the original "Tasty" fell off, the sign got tagged with an "N," and how, after it took years for the owners to fix the sign, they officially renamed the place "The Nasty Burger" because that's what everyone called it, even changing the menu and marketing that had stubbornly stuck to Tasty Burger all those years. (Tucker shows off his vintage Tasty Burger shirt as a flex of his loyalty). They order and eat every food item in one sitting (even the vegan ones), and rate Nasty Burger 20/10, the best local burger place you can find. After the drop off that came from reviewing places like "The Lucky Sombrero Irish Pub and Taquería," they didn't expect the clapback they got from the most unexpected place: Gotham, New Jersey. A small but very robust group of Gothamites were calling bullshit on the review, daring them to come to Gotham for their own local burger chain, The Batburger. Tucker and Danny sense a great challenge and a new episode idea, and Sam agrees to fund the trip when they declare the vegan options at the Batburger were far superior ("I funeded the separate grill myself at Nasty! Bet they cook their bean burgers in beef grease.") Of course, she's also coming along. So Tucker, Sam, and Danny hit the road with a teaser that they're taking up the challenge and coming to Gotham, and they'd be proving these uppity commentators WRONG. Meanwhile, The Batclan are a bit shocked to realize that their comments actually motivated the hosts of one of their favorite dumb podcasts, which appeared on their radar after the "JL sucks" episode, to visit Gotham. Wouldn't it be hilarious if they tracked them down and got to see their reactions in person?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#They're planning to visit every Batburger too. Which is only like four or five throughout Gotham with one in Metropolis.#Sam vows to verify if the vegan and vegetarian options are ACTUALLY following protocol or#if they're just frying them up on the same grill as flesh#Tucker vows to try every item on the menu and compare it to the Nasty Burger equivalent. He's developed a very comprehensive scoring sheet#for the occasion#Danny heard they had special toys. He's getting every single one and using them for his stop motion animations channel#(it's a much easier task when you bribe the Master of Time with fudge to “fudge” the passage of time somewhat)
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hi welcome to kfc what can i get you
#eichi tenshouin#tomoya mashiro#nazuna nito#comic#art tag#i dont actually know whats on the kfc menu ive been there like twice in my life#but i had a vision#enstars#ensemble stars
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Taipei is not hosting the big national lantern festival this year but there are still some cool things set up around the city, this one is outside Songshan Station 松山站
#afterwards i went to raohe night market 饒河夜市 cause there was a Vietnamese place i thought had bún chả#but what i mistakenly saw on the menu was actually bún cá#and i realised this error when i saw the Chinese under it as 魚米線#so i asked the lady about bún chả and she was like oh sure and then gave me bún thịt nướng??#Wikipedia says foreigners often think they're related maybe she thought i wouldn't care#i mean it was still good but my quest for bún chả goes unfulfilled#taiwan#taipei#lanterns#chinese new year#dragons#year of the dragon
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The second thing you see after you die.
CotL au by @intistone
#my ârt#fnaf daycare attendant#moondrop#cult of the lamb#disciples of daybreak au#had a lot more fun with this one actually#again main menu inspired#look at my hyperfixations boy#fnaf#now I gotta go send Kallamar to the stratosphere
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submerged in water 🌊🩵💙
#persona 3#persona#p3#persona 3 reload#p3 reload#minato arisato#makoto yuki#persona 3 protagonist#persona 3 fanart#persona 3 art#persona fanart#THISWAS AN ACTUAL ASS TO POSE WTF#i still had trouble with the water as well#yk i couldve just redrew the menu in ky style and that would save me so much time and pain#but nooooo i gotta go for the idea that sends me into burnout😭#BUT ITS DONE NOW#SO HARHAH
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saw a strelitzia plant in real life and immediately experienced 4 emotions the last of which being resigned longing
#kipspeak#I miss you Strelitzia. the fact that I think that was the best dinner I’ve ever had out at a nice restaurant is irrelevant in the face of#kh girl in view#it really was so good though. dang. sometimes nice restaurants are NOT worth the price ie ruths chris (steak is mid for how outrageous the#cost of that restaurant is; best thing on the menu was the crème brulee we got to share/console)#so when a nice restaurant IS ACTUALLY THAT NICE it’s like. Yes. Yes………
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grandma aoife's bakery 🍰✨🥧
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#ts4 build#ts4 interior#ts4 screenshots#holocene.png#hlcn: aoife#i built this a year ago and meant to post pics of it but never did#it's never too late though!!! so tada!!! it's the famous bakery ran by the equally famous grandma aoife!!!#canonically aoife sells a standard set menu of products but she will also make literally anything you ask her to make#wedding cakes? birthday cakes? your family recipe that you just can't get right without a grandma's touch? yes#i forget the exact timeline but this has been in her possession for a few years and i imagine it's had some upgrades hence the more up to#date design than her actual house#bonus canonical fact: she gives a discount to first responders but by first responders she means EMS and firefighters :)#she is her father's daughter and hates the cops! aoife says ACAB and also don't even fucking come in my shop thanks
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to my fellow creatives: never stop making art. art is an act of protest.
#i know that this is outside of what i normally post but a few days have passed and i've had time to think#the results of the US elections are hitting me really hard. i feel so gutted and betrayed and have no idea who the hell to trust anymore#so with that being said#I just want it to be abundantly clear that I am anti-Tr*ump and if you voted or support him in any way just unfollow me#actually do me a favor and block me#you do not deserve to read and enjoy art made by me if you think i don't deserve the right to fucking exist.#support black lives#free palestine#very fucking pro-choice#queer lives matter#disabled lives matter#i dislike the performative act of providing a list like this is a menu at a restaurant but i want there to be NO DOUBT where i stand.#there are many others who are more qualified and smarter than me to speak but i want to make it very clear to my followers where i stand.#and before someone says 'keep politics out of art' shut the actual fuck up. art and consuming art is and always will be political#and the only art worth anything is made by people like me and people who I love and support#and don't think it's only the US. the issues we have here are just as present in canada europe and asia and everywhere else.#there's so much more that i could say but that's all for now. my inbox is open.
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no disrespect to the raw emotion and drive for achieving perfection in one’s art that movies like whiplash and black swan commend (okay maybe a little disrespect) but the menu said ‘the core of art is the joy of its creation’ and i love that so much
also fuck rich people
#i was expecting ‘the mess’ to like literally include jeremy though#like i absolutely got what he and fiennes we’re getting at and it’s great#but that whole monologue of#‘you expect us to sacrifice mind body and soul for a standard of perfection that is both impossible and will never actually impress you’#would have been even harsher if fiennes had then been like ‘there. now eat him.’#but i also get why they would have avoided cannibalism#the menu#ralph fiennes#aj watches
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i tried so desperately to play ts4 again but for months maybe even years now i’ve had a bug where after 10 minutes of gameplay my game gets stuck at a cap of about 15fps. i used to just deal with it but i just don’t wanna play like that :( i’ve updated both my game, origin and all my mods and entirely reinstalled which is making me think it’s an actual piece of custom content instead or does anyone know any common culprits for this???
#it used to fix if i opened the menu then close it again but no more !#i’m trying to enjoy the game i am i spent 3 days organising my folders and updating shit omg#i’m on my hands a knees#i’ve genuinely had this bug for so so long and i just miss the actual game
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Happy 4th Anniversary to my favorite play-fighting gremlins lovebirds 🙂↕️
(full vod of their ig live, unsubbed, here)
#zeenunew#zee pruk#nunew chawarin#local woman harps on about znn#bella and the blorbos#please kindly overlook the shitty quality lol#i lightened the footage as best as i could bc it was so dark#p'zee actually had to use the flash on his phone to read the restaurant's menu lmao
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bored as fuck boy. im comfy as fuck
#forgot to post abt it earlier but yeah#had to recolor it a second time because it froze up going to the menu lmaao#ill get yhe full art soon hopefully becausee#i have nothing that can read sd cards at my house rn. unironically#also that art program i used is like#One layer. One eraser. And the undo button only goes back Once#im sure mspaint folk will scoff and look down at me but MAN#but yeah once i get the actual file ill tag it with this#madness combat#hank j wimbleton#madness combat hank#^slimirror
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