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I'm deleting Tumblr off my phone because it's causing me too much stress. So if you don't hear from me know that I'm ok I promise.

Till we meet again.

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do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

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*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?

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i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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so it didn’t work out. that doesn’t mean that other things won’t work out. this one just wasn’t meant to be.

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3ds games be like “remember to take breaks”

remember to eat my ass, bitch i only been playin for 6 hours

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this pic always comes to mind when an anime girl has her titties bursting out of her outfit but theyre like 90% out with not even some areolae in sight

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What is this? A crossover episode???

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fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

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Somebody needs to draw the moon as a bbw with an Ace flag pronto

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ur addiction has affected us in the following ways u are annooooyinggg

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i could go on for hours about the agonizing intricacies of the NA bros' relationship... but instead i'll draw this meme

original meme below!