#but then they bond or whatever and they don't wanna seperate

[eskititgay]

cowboy x mermaid rupphire? yes please

[hurtspideyparker]

If Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together Part 2

Read Part 1 and Part 3

Tony: Why is Underoos mopping the ceiling?

Sam: Told him since he's sticky that's his chore

Bucky: It's only fair he helps out around the house

Tony: Hm. Makes sense

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Vision cooked dinner:

Peter: *pushing around food to make it look eaten*

Natasha: *surreptitiously spitting into napkin*

Steve: *taking small bites with tons of water*

Bucky: *just stares at full plate*

Tony: Well this is disgusting, I'm ordering pizza

-

Sam: C'mon man stop moping around, you gotta get yourself a girl

Bucky: Ok.

Sam: Ok? Okayyyyy! I know-

Bucky: Give me your phone

Sam: Oh you got a number in mind already hotshot? *hands phone over*

Bucky: *ring* Hi Sarah ;)

Sam: BOY-

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Peter: Ned thought you would seperate your colours from your lights but he also thought you'd be homophobic so I don't pay him much mind cuz clearly I'm more of a superhero expert than him but he does have a 2% better average than me in history so like maybe you do hand wash your clothes and that's why I asked what underwear you wear because-

Steve: *listening intently with apprehension and alarm*

Natasha: I can't believe you found the one person on Earth who talks more nonsense than you

Tony: I know right, it's incredibly unnerving. I'm planning on adopting him

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Peter: Mr. Stark I have to tell you something. I think Vision is a... *whispers* pervert

Tony: Um, why?

Peter: He keeps floating through my room without knocking! He saw me changing, he saw my nipples !

Tony: Well if anyone's a predator here it would be you. I mean showing your nipples to a 2 year old? Deplorable.

Peter:

Peter: Oh god, I'm the pervert...

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Bucky: Y'know animosity isn't good between teammates. I think we should spend more time together

Sam: Am I being punked right now? Where's the camera

Bucky: I'm serious. I think it would be healthy for us to bond

Sam: Okay fine I'll bite... what did you have in mind

Bucky: Wanna go for a run?

Sam: *slams door in Bucky's face*

-

*staring at Bucky's sparkly clean metal arm*

Bucky: Dishwasher?

Peter: Dishwasher :)

(later that day)

Bucky: I've decided to let the child live

Peter: YoU wHaT?!

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Thwip

Tony: Who took my coffee cup, It was right here

Thwip

Bruce: Um, has someone seen my book? I just had it

Thwip

Steve: I could've sworn I was holding a pen a moment ago

*giggling from the ceiling*

Tony: Young man I will take those webshooters away if you use them for shenanigans and rascality

Peter, muffled: Mr. Hawkeye told me to!

Clint: Oh so you're just gonna rat me out like that?

Peter: Sor- OOF

*falls out of ceiling vent*

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Sam: You're in my spot

Bucky: There are no spots, it's a common area

Sam: Well that's my spot

Bucky: Did you buy the chair??

Sam: No, but everyone knows that's where I sit. Right Steve?

Steve: Oops I forgot something in my car, be right back *leaves*

Sam: Still my spot

Bucky: Still not

Sam: *sits on him*

Bucky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL THE COUCHES ARE FREE-

Sam: IT'S MY SPOT YOU CAN'T TAKE A MAN'S FAVOURITE CHAIR-

BUCKY: YOU HAVE ISSUES GET OFF ME-

(one hour later)

Steve: Hey so turns out I don't have a car! Isn't that funn...

Sam & Bucky: *Squeezed awkwardly on the chair together*

Steve: I think I left something in my car

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Steve: Leave the bedroom door open when you have Vision in there

Wanda: UGH you're so protective

Tony: Teenagers, am I right? Caught Pete reassembling my particle accelerator at midnight because he needed to neutralize a miniature nuclear bomb he nabbed off some guy he neglected to tell me was trying to kill him

Steve:

Steve: Wanda y'know what do whatever you want

Wanda: Really?

Steve: Yes just keep being normal. At least I can read about our issues in a parenting book

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Thor: Ah, new warriors I see! Good to make all your acquaintance. But why are you so grumpy my friend?

Bucky: *glaring*

Peter: He's always like that. It's um, P- P- PMS? Wait -

Natasha: Yes it's PMS

Wanda: He's got it bad

Steve: *genuinely concerned* Bucky you didn't tell me something was wrong. What can I do to help?

Bucky:

Bucky: I like chocolate

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Wanda: Welcome to the first annual girls night! This place reeks of men, so I thought we needed some women time

Pepper: Why is Vision here?

Wanda: I get sad when he's gone

Natasha: Why is Pietro here?

Pietro: Slay queens

Wanda: Moral support I think

Maria: Why is Peter here?

Wanda: He looked really upset when I said he wasn't included and I felt bad

Wanda: Anyways... yay girls! Who wants me to paint their nails?

Peter: ME ME ME

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Steve: Pancakes or waffles?

Natasha: Pancakes

Steve: Good because I don't have a waffle maker

Natasha: Then why would you ask-

Steve: It's important for your voice to be heard, as team leader I value your opinion

*2 minutes later*

Steve: Good morning Clint, pancakes or waffles?

Clint: Waffles

Steve: Oh no.

-

Some of these were based on requests (ex. more Sam & Bucky, dad Steve w/ Wanda) so if you have certain dynamics you enjoy let me know !

[lowkeyrobin]

hiya :D could you maybe make a MCYT + Cellbit preference list with a SO who like to make jewlery like bracelets and stuff? specifically like knadi bracelts and such. like making bracelets with the streamer's name on it or like things that match their brand/theme!!

oooo yeah sure!!! ; also I'm a kandi kid (kinda I can only rlly do singles... embarassing) but I know what I'm talking about for once lmaooo ; thanks for requesting, hope u enjoy!

MCYT ; kandi kid

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, maxggs, quackity & cellbit

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

absolutely adores everything you make for him

there's one with "tommyinnit" and two red and white smiley faces on the side, white beads on the left of his name and red on the right, and another smiley face in the back where you tied it off

there's another that's just 1-1 red and white with a little customized bead on it (a plain letter that he drew a red star on both sides)

and there's like circular rubbery beads that are red and white tie dye

he wears them literally everyday and always brags about you when someone points them out / asks him about them

"oh yeah, my partner made them for me 😊"

he lovesss watching you make like anything other than singles cause he has no idea how you do it

he's got a whole collection of lizards you made for him atp

RANBOO

cherishes everything you make them

there's one that's half blue half purple, separated by a yellow star on both sides where the colors seperate

there's a similar one that just says "ranboo" with some fun star beads and stuff

helps you make cuffs / watches you show them but is still struggling a bit on learning how to do the pattern n stuff

"can you make me this?" and it's a bunch of 3d stars that would take maybe 7 mins to make like yeah ofc bro

he's got so many singles from you that he rotates them around and matches them with his outfits

you made him some little rotating ones too

THEYRE OBSESSED.

FREDDIE BADLINU

mostly only wears 3 on each at most

there's one that's orange, red, purple and pink in a pattern (to match the colors he's dyed his hair)

there's another that says "internet superstar badlinu" on 3 layers, the main is plain black with some decorative beads n stuff

there's also a bi flag one

and some miscellaneous 2d keychains and a couple little 3d desk decorations

he loves showing off the stuff you make when it's just randomly left nearby or you give it to him or whatever

you've given him a lot of singles over time so some get worn more than others, you don't really care

everytime there's a new one he'll be fixated on it for like a week and not wanna take it off

ALEX QUACKITY

you'll walk in when he's doing shit w a handful of bracelets

"omg thank you!!!"

he puts them all on, arms covered in plastic

there's some music themed ones, others matching his brand, others being just color schemes that would match outfits

he actually adores everything you make for him, even the funny ones

"omg this one is weed!!" he shows off a green one w "leaf" beads on it

he wears them outside too, like his wrists are pale glowing white while the rest of him tans 😭

you made him a rotating cuff of a duck in water and he's so obsessed with it but scared to wear it cause he's worried he'd break it

there's also one that says "ur gay" and it's obnoxiously rainbow lol

it's on his key lanyard trust

CELLBIT

literally so grateful and thankful for everything you make for him

and so fascinated cause you make everything look so cool

from singles to 3d pieces, he's literally just 🤩🤩🤩 lol

always showing off the new stuff you'd made him online

always asking "can you make me this?" and sending you pinterest and tiktok inspo

there's a single that says "cellbit" in block letters and its a grey-green color, the beads are both barrels and some square ones you found cause... cellbit? pixels? no? anyone?

also likes helping you organize the beads and set them into small bowls while you work

it's like your bonding time lol

[marshmallowprotection]

im very curious, what do you think about mysmes ocs? who arent cmcs, so not love interests for characters? i have this lovely lady in mind who's a bit older than Saeran (in her early 30s) and they grow close in the Minteye through shared interests (gardening and cooking haha) and when they escape, she adopts him. I just want this guy to be loved and protected for once in his life, especially by a mother figure (she can adopt Saeyoung too btw?? i dont wanna seperate them obviously but idk how he would feel about that)

Oh, I absolutely love it when people make characters that exist outside of being someone to take the default MC’s position and pursue a romance with one of the characters. You don't have to create a character that's for romance, that's the fun thing about making original characters.

They exist for whatever reason you want, and if that reason for you is having someone adopt Saeran at the lowest point of his life and look out for him as a healthy maternal figure, that's great! It's nice to see a platonic bond between OCs and the characters we adore. It's a great reminder that there's no one-size-fits-all way to make an OC, and the people who make OCs to hang out with their favorite characters have just as much fun as the people who create characters purely for love and romance.

I'd love to see Saeyoung and Saeran get to hang out with a Mother figure who doesn't betray their trust! I might mainly have CMCs that are for romance, but I've got a few myself that aren't, and I love when I get to write stuff for them because sometimes you want to explore how characters react to different types of people, and that helps you better understand them as characters on a profound level the more you think about it!

Listen, I think Saeyoung would be happy to know that someone protected his brother as best they could, and if he knows that his brother sees you as a mother figure, someone who helped him feel normal during his nightmare, he'll trust you. He may not want to think of you as a mother figure, he has issues he needs to unpack about Rika because HE, unlike Saeran, did view V and Rika as his parents in a sense, but he will respect you as someone his brother cares about.

[your-old-sins-tournament]

OC SHIPS NAVAL WARFARE

/ -- Romantic

*-- Unlabelled/Other

+ -- QPR

& -- Familial Ravery (Raven Scofflaw/Avery Fracas)

So, basically, Raven has this twin brother who's an idiot and got himself into some messed up shit, and at some point he had a court order to either go to rehab and get clean or go to jail for like 10 years, so he chose rehab, but he's a dick and he basically got back into shit as soon as he got out. Meanwhile, Avery has a speed addiction that she's trying to fight and she's checked herself into rehab, which, tada! is where they meet. And they go to the same school, so they kinda become friends, talk about stuff, and then Avery gets out and they start hanging together more, and then they get crushes, but by this time, Raven is nineteen and Avery is still sixteen, as opposed to the sociably acceptable 16 & 18, so they don't wanna get together because problems, but then it's been a year and they're kind of like, fuck it, and they keep it on the down-low at first, but then a few people call Raven a dyke and Avery just about loses it, and then all the rumours spread tot the point where honestly, it doesn't matter anymore if they kiss in the hallways or not. The night after Raven's graduation, their entire friend group does this magic spell-bonding thing so they won't get seperated, and it works, because they're twenty-one and twenty-three now, sharing an apartment with the rest of their found family, their real family, they're still together, and if Raven has a ringbox is her drawer, that's just waiting for an oppertunity, well, then that will make their happy ending solid one day, won't it?

Dairyun (Darian/Daiyu)

TDLR; "imagine two twinks having homoerotic sword fights except one of them is slightly buffer"

A masked prince falls from the sky with no recollection of himself or his prior memories. Along his travels, he comes across a winged wanderer with a troubled and spotty history. While the two begin distant, they quickly come to the realization that they share more in common than they previously knew. The Prince teaches the archer the art of the blade, while the Wanderer assimilates the Prince into the surrounding world. The Wanderer keeps his history hidden behind a wall of parental trauma and distrust, while the pair slowly rediscovers all that the Prince had forgotten. With the Wanderers assistance, the Prince is able to address his scars, both physically and metaphorically, while the Wanderer attempts to keep himself distant from the masked prince. The Prince’s strange affinity for a connection leads them to a liege and squire-esque situation. As the two duel, spar, and train together, the masked Prince begins to learn more about his own past, where his physical and emotional scars came from, and who he truly is.

The two bond, albeit one more talkative than the other, soaring through the skies painted with gold. They spar, they dance, with the Wanderer slipping flowers into the unknowing Prince’s hair at any available moment. The Prince feels nothing for the Wanderer until one fateful night where the two are alone in a forest. After deep meditation, the prince recalls a night he spent alone in the woods, braving the wilderness unknown. When snapping back to reality, he finds deep comfort in the wanderer who convinces him his scars are nothing to be ashamed of. With a promise sealed by an unexpected kiss–though interpreted in two separate ways–, the two promise to face whatever comes next together, as partners.

[deadaccountsposts]

The brothers react to s/o wanting to touch their wings/horns

Our precious obey me brothers react to you wanting to touch them in their demon form~

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor x gn! reader (seperate)

Warnings/Disclaimers: fluff, wholesome ness, nothing really~

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♥︎ Lucifer

He was working on some paper work when you knocked on his door. "Come in" and you do as he said, "Do you need anything, Mc?" You fumble on your words and look anywhere other than Lucifer. He grows curious and raises an eyebrow. "Mc?" Upon hearing his call for your name, you snap out of your trance. "Ah.. I wanted to ask you something.." Lucifer hums in amusement, you gulp. "Can I touch your wings..?" "What..?"

Don't get me wrong! This man is delighted but won't show it because he's the avatar of pride, what did you expect?? 🤨

He's just a bit surprised, never in his whole life in devildom has he heard someone, better yet a human, ask him if they could touch his wings though he's probably been waiting for this moment his entire time being with you

He'll sit down on the bed, back facing you and get in his demon form. Now, Lucifer's wings are sensitive because this man demon, has been touch starved his entire time being in Devildom. He has FOUR wings, AND THE FACT THAT THEIR ALL SO FLUFFY IS KILLING YOU

"Ah ah ah, gentle" His wings are fluffy but firm. This becomes kind of a bonding time for both of you, you get to feel his fluffy wings and he gets to relax. A win win situation.

10/10 wings are floofy

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♥︎ Mammon

Mammon was tired, not only physically but also emotionally. While you were scrolling through Devilgram on his couch, he barged in the room, closed the door and layed his head on your lap... In his demon form...-

"Mammon? Why are you in your demon form..?" You ask him hesitantly, afraid that he might break down. "Tired" he says, muffled by your lap. You slowly put your hands on his hair and start massaging his head, you also include his horns. "W-what are ya doing??" He asks, you smile and say "rubbing your horns, can I not?" Mammon clears his throat. "Of course ya wanna touch the Great Mammon's horns! The only reason why I'm lettin' ya touch em is because I'm tired. Ya better be grateful!" You hum, letting him know that you are grateful. Unbeknownst to you, Mammon was a blushing mess, like Lucifer, he won't ever admit he likes it.

All jokes aside~ Mammon really enjoys getting rubbed by his human~ once you guys did this again, Mammon fell asleep, and you couldn't get him to wake up when you wanted to go to the washroom, you had to call Beel and Levi to carry him so you could go to the washroom 🧍‼️

Noww~ Let's talk about his horns! His horns are smooth and a bit of a rough kind of texture. But nonetheless, his horns are steady.

8/10 - cute, don't make him fall asleep- or you won't get to use your bathroom privileges when he's drop dead on your lap 💀💥

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♥︎ Leviathan

Now this demon, saw one of his favorite streamers with their s/o, and while they were gaming, they said that they let their s/o play with their horns while they game. And the streamer said that it was really relaxing and that it helps with gaming. And so, Levi being Levi... He wanted to try it with you!

And so this is how you guys were in this position, him being in his demon form, you behind him in his gaming chair giving his horns a rub while he streams, and oh! Did I forget to mention that he was so red, it almost looked like a filter?? 😀

Apparently, his favorite streamer said this was relaxing and that it helps them game, and man.. he lost a WHOLE match of Mario cart?? Like?? Please.. you're gonna give him a heart attack.

His chat keeps on teasing himmm in a good way ofc!

Brocken123 💔: "looks like Leviachan is using a filter from how red he is lolol"

TSL_lover: "Leviachan with his s/o! How cute lmaoaoa"

Mammoney: "oi quit being all love Dovey on camera!"

MonSolo: "Mammon, I think they can do whatever they want"

Mammoney: "Mc is my human! I'm their first!"

Asmochan 💖: Mammon, you're hopeless~ Mc! After this stream can you rub my horns aswell?~ ❤️

One time, his chat asked you if you love him, and you replied with "yes I do love him, very very much!" And proceeded to kiss him on the cheek. Everyone in chat kept on saying that Mc and Levi are cute together and such~ though Levi almost fainted on the spot, but let's not talk about that

Overall 10000000/10 - so cute! He looks like a tomato and it looks so adorable ;))

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♥︎ Satan

It was a regular day on Devildom, you and Satan were just enjoying each other's presence, Satan reading a book, and you playing on your D.D.D, nothing out of the ordinary. Not until you asked him if you could file his horns. Like Lucifer, he was caught by surprise.

Yet even through his suprised face, he replied with a hushed "Sure" He has never had anyone file his horns other than himself so it's quite natural for him to be a little nervous.

When you first touched his horns with your hands it was nothing out of the ordinary, but when you touched a certain part for example, he PURRED???? Both of you were shocked, and he looked so embarrassed. Please reassure him :((

Although when you start filing his horns did he realize that this felt nice, and that the both of you should do this more often than not. "Mm.. right there" you brush on the base of his horn, "here feels good?" He hums in delight. "We should do this more often. I find this quite relaxing." He says, you smile and respond with a "I'd love that."

He's so cuteee! Please file his horns more oftennn! He loves it! And if he could, he would stay like this forever with his darling :")

This one time with your filing sessions, he was asleep. A cat came out of his closet and went on the bed and cuddled on his arm and fell asleep. It was the cutest sight ever!

1000000000/10 - super wholesome! <3

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♥︎ Asmodeus

Asmo was actually the one to suggest it, and you just happily obliged. You guys were doing one of your gossip sessions and such when he thought of the idea, he went on his demon form and told you to touch his wings

You touched them and unlike Lucifer's wings, it felt firm and smooth. All the while you felt his wings, he was ecstatic. Many of his partners have touched his wings and horns before, but Asmo swore this was the first time it felt so good, and he thought it was probably because it was you who was touching him.

For the first time in years, he finally felt love, genuine love. The love that makes you feel all fuzzy and warm on the inside. And for once, you could say Asmodeus is inlove with you. A human exchange student whom won his heart.

In all reality, Asmo just wanted someone to actually love him for who he is. Not just his role, or sin. But because of himself. "I love you, Mc!~ I could kiss you right now! In fact~ let's kiss shall we?" He thinks he's the luckiest demon ever, to date someone as kind and loving as you are. Much like Satan, he wouldn't mind staying like this forever.

100/10 please comfort him and tell him you love him <333

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♥︎ Beelzebub

This happened when both of you were just together and talking about nothing at all, when you suddenly remembered this one post in Devilgram, about a person filing their s/o horns and how to do it.

You asked if you guys can do it, and he agreed..... Just of course, keep the food in arms length.

Beel was eating when you were filing his horns. "Why dwo yu nweed to fwil mwi howns?"("Why do you need to file my horns?") He says while eating with his mouth full. You chuckled and replied with "So that they don't look all rough and old" Beel just hums while he continues to gobble up all the food.

All honesty, Beel felt really good when he ate food, when you file his horns every week, he makes sure to bring food because it's kind of a habit to bring food when you file his horns.

He wishes to repay you back with a massage, but he doesn't know how to :"))

Beel ends up making you food instead. "Want to have some Beel?" Beel just shakes his head and frowns "No, I can't, I made that food for you." You chuckled and push the plate of food toward him. "I won't be able to enjoy this food if you don't eat it with me" He looks at the food and at you and back at the food. "Really?" You nod in reply. The both of you guys ate the food together <3

10/10 - precious baby Beel 💕

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♥︎ Belphegor

In the middle of your cuddling session, you thought of a great idea. Facing Belphegor, you ask him if you could file his horns. He sleepily obliges and goes in his demon form.

You place his head on your lap and start filing, before Belphie fell asleep, you asked him if you could also touch his tail. He responded with a low hum.

Belphie was sleeping the whole time you were filing his horns and brushing his tail, but he's got to admit, he got pleasant dreams. He's never felt so relaxed with someone filing his horns. He wishes to sleep on your lap forever and ever.

He lets out little hums in delight aswell! When he's sleeping and you brush on the tip of his horns, he feels as if he's floating in full on euphoria. Belphegor along with most of his brothers won't admit that he likes this, but he will drop hints to when he wants you to touch his horns while he sleeps, like this one time when he randomly changed to his demon form and layed his head on your lap, and at that point, you knew he liked it when you touch his horns. "Belphie? Do you want me to touch your horns again?" You ask, clearly amused. With that Belphegor blushes a little. "Yeah.. I want to sleep" You happily get to work.

100000/10 - Sing him a lullaby please :")

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𝑰 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆! 𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆~ 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐! 𝑫𝒐 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒐𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒊'𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏!~

𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝙸𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚎 <3

[mobblespsycho100]

Thank u for showing interest in this guys /gen @agendercryptidlev @doublebubbletriplethreat @evilsciencedotcom

ok its a little. long so i'll put it in a read more

Evidence #1: The series literally starts off with him mocking a romantic couple and not taking them that seriously as his clients and also he was constantly just making fun of their aesthetic appeal (their. their looks). It's clear that he doesn't see their relationship seriously.

Evidence #2: Although not all aromantic people are aplatonic, Reigen seems to be aplatonic in a way that he doesn't actively seek for platonic relationships and bonds with others out of genuine "wanting to know someone else more and be friends with them" and instead is more focused on his own work. Even his mentor-student relationship with Mob started out with Mob being the one to actively seek someone to help him with controlling his powers better. Reigen doesn't go around looking for people to befriend, but instead he just kind of knows Mob's friends Through Mob. Even Serizawa who he recruited was mainly cuz Serizawa protected him first. This is literally a big part of the Seperation Arc, Reigen was always way too focused on becoming someone great that he rarely paid attention to other people as potential friends unless the relationship has some kind of potential benefit for him. This doesn't mean he doesn't care about his relationships with others of course, he /really/ does, but his genuine kindness is usually still at least partially motivated by wanting to be somebody (who can help and inspire others).

Tl;dr: I don't think he's a loser for all his friends technically being middle schoolers it's just easier to have some kind of friendship with others if you have a mutual close friend to help it all work out ( a.k.a Mob) Also like its. Okay to not have friends. Sometimes you just wanna vibe with all these teenagers that you can be a mentor figure/good adult figure for them. Just some weird bastard uncle or older sibling / dad whatever

Evidence #3: His lack of experience in navigating romantic relationships. He's pretty sure the last time he dated was like, way back in high school or something right? (im not sure on this either tbh) And he really didn't seem interested when his mom talked abt setting him up with someone (which is not always a sign that someone is aromantic but really I don't think Reigen has thought about marriage, like, ever. Unless it's for tax benefits.)

Evidence #4: His go to relationship/confessing advice being something simple like "just communicate your feelings well" or "play hard to get" like he's not even trying to sound like an expert 😭😭 also when Mob was asking his advice on this matter he literally just read off of google and if that isn't one of the biggest aro moods I don't know what is.

Evidence #5: He has never been shown really "flirting" with anyone. If he has to play up his charisma when talking to clients well then so be it. He's really casual and professional about it too (by it I'm saying sensual massages or whatever the fuck he does....)

Evidence #6: Too busy thinking about how to get money to think about spending them all on dates with women or men or something

Evidence #7: This one is also what started the ace Reigen headcanons but the line "Is having a crush always related to sex? I don't really wanna talk to you about it." (Based Reigen btw)

Evidence #8: Honestly most of these "evidence" is just my own read of him and like. my own interpretation of course but. theres just something so Aro about a generally popular guy in his 30s not having a partner or a romantic relationship and he seems fulfilled and like, satisfied with that. I'm sure he really doesn't care about getting married. He's got Mob, Serizawa, Dimple, Tome, Teru, Ritsu (albeit reluctantly), he's got his emotional support friends/co-workers/people who genuinely care about him and look up to him because of his genuine kindness and pretty solid advice. He's got it all. Just some normal guy surrounded by espers and one evil spirit and also someone very similar to him personality wise (as some kind of daughter figure). It's neat.

Also I thought abt Ekuserirei QPR but at the same time I have a hard time visualizing Reigen in like. an Actual committed relationship with other people. I'm just kinda here man. But also Ekuserirei is genuinely such a fun dynamic so. yeah

Anyway thats my big brain thoughts on Reigen Aromanticism. all hcs are valid and if you disagree with me you can just, do whatever you want just not argue on my post thats just basic human decency ok thats all <3 💚💚 thank u for reading this far and have a good day everyone!! :]

[missallsundayyy]

Breaking Boundaries

First oneshot for my first post here and there’s no better ship/pair i’d rather write than Nico Robin & Roronoa Zoro

Things were lively on the Sunny Go as usual. Franky was upgrading the canons on the ship, Chopper and Ussop were being...well...being them as usual. Luffy was bugging Sanji in the kitchen asking/whining when was lunch going to be served and in his words.

"foooooooood SANJIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" the famous straw hat captain yelled from the other side of the kitchen.

"SHUT UP YOU RUBBER GLUTTON"

Nami was focusing on the weather and the sea behavior, navigating the crew to their next destination whilst Brook was beside her asking if he could see her panties in which he received a punch that sent him flying through the ship's walls. Thus starting a fight with the shipswright that was just beside the wall that was destroyed.

"WATCH WHERE YOU LAND ASSHOLE!!!" Franky screamed out.

"Yohoho!! don't get your panties in a twist Franky-sannn"

Aside from all the chaos was the crew's infamous swordsman, Zoro whom was doing impossible training once again. Lifting weights that no humans could ever lift.

"890...891...892.."

He grunts out in training, muscles flexing, his body coated with sweat. He did this everyday at the same spot the moment the sun starts to rise until Sanji calls them for lunch. Not far from the green-haired man.....well in fact maybe 5metres away from him was the ship's beautiful archeologist Nico Robin. Seated as usual on her umbrella armchair with a book on hand. 

She was wearing her spaghetti strap purple tank top that did no effort to cover her large breast and a very small tight fitting jean shorts. It was a very hot day at that, she had put her hair up in a ponytail which was rare because usually she prefered her hair down. Even though it was scorching hot outside and she could just retreat into her room where it would definitely be cooler but it was out of habit that she situated herself here when she read.

She’s elated to be where she was right now. Doing what she loved and surrounded by nakamas that accepted her, cared for her, protected her and loved her. She would give her life 100 million times over for the Straw Hats without a second thought. Back at Enies Lobby she was afraid that that they would find her a burden, a thorn in the flesh even when they proved that they will fight the whole world fearlessly for her. Comparing then and now she was flabbergasted at how many things have changed. Everyone has gotten stronger, more matured. The bond Robin shared with the crew was strong that not even God can sever it, that she was certain for.

Her mind wandered everywhere and anywhere, she wasn't even focusing on the book she was reading anymore. She summarised everything in her head with a content look on her face.

The sounds of Zoro's grunting and counting snapped Robin back to reality, her eyes diverted to the green haired crew member. Her eyes shamelessly stared at his god like body that was now glistening in sweat due to the monstrous work out he does everyday. His muscles was amazing, his abs was rock hard and his chest looked like steel plates had been implanted in him. His face was fierce and focus, never losing concentration.

Zoro was a very very veryyy handsome man, that was what Robin had always thought even when she first joined the crew. She knew he was a very powerful man and a dangerous one at that, the crew was blessed to have such interesting and indestructible members and Roronoa Zoro was one of them. He had many cons to him...well according to Nami and Sanji's list. He sleeps too much, he was too direct with his words so more often than not he always comes off as an "asshole". He drinks too much when he isn't sleeping or training and to top the icing on the cake, he couldn't find his way to the ship's toilet even if his bladder depended on it.

Robin however found him to be interesting as hell and even charming most times. How he was always the calm one amongst all of them and he was a very wise man that stick by his words. He was a strong man with honour and pride. He will no doubt be the type to keep a promise even if will be his demise. Robin didn't know she had a type until she met Zoro, the more time she has with the swordsman the larger her attraction for him grew.

Having a lover has never came across her mind, not that she wasn't interested in intimate relations before, it just never came up until she found herself glancing at him more than she should. Also the automatic position of their area happened to be beside each other every day so there was not much of a choice in that matter. She snapped back yet again to reality still staring at the handsome swordsman, she wouldn't admit it but internally she was swooning over his very very shredded body.

"Oi oi Robin, your staring is bothering me. You should read at your room today, your face is red from the weather right now."  Zoro called out to Robin who was unintentionally caught gawking at him although being the dense man he was, he of course would have not though that she was checking him out.

Zoro had placed all this training equipments down and was now walking towards the self fantasising historian that still had her eyes glued onto him. He walked a few steps towards Robin and stood beside her, taking her lemonade drink right from her side table and gulping all of it down with greed-thirst sounds.  This was another normal thing between them, she would have her drink but she would never drink any of it because before she could, he would always finish it up unless she had coffee. He never did understood how she could swallow the damn bitter beverage. She also was starting to think that subconsciously she would bring the drink for him instead of her.

"Zoro-kun. Sorry for bothering your training  but I don't mind a little heat today and besides the weather has been quite gloomy these past weeks, don't you agree?" Robin held her face with her palm, her usual signature posture. She now sat upright never breaking her stare.

"Rain or shine won't hinder me from my training." Zoro stated simply.

"Fufufu, yet my staring has disturbed your workout?" Robin teased him.

"Tch. You've been doing that a lot lately woman." he turned his head away, folding his arms. Ever since the crew reunited after being seperated for two years, Zoro had noticed Robin's change the most. She had gotten stronger, wiser and more matured in many different aspects.

She would tease him or outsmart him in their little chats which irate the man but in a good way.

"I was thinking if I could company you on watch today if you don't mind." Robin asked hopefully.

Zoro turned his head back to her "Sure. You can do can do whatever you want woman. Let's go to the kitchen already, bet that love cook will start yelling for us anytime soon." he was already walking towards the kitchen but in a pace that told her that he would be walking with her and not just leaving her like that. She smiled and followed him.

"ROBIN CHWANNN! You're looking veryyyyy SEXYYY TODAY!! The lunch I have prepared for you today is just as hot and spicy as you are!!!" Sanji greeted Robin that had walked in with Zoro whom by the way Sanji had not scoop his share onto a plate yet.  Robin smiled at the flirtatious cook.

"That's very kind of you cook-san, this looks delicious. As always your culinary skills are impressive." Robin replied politely, frankly only Robin would acknowledge Sanji's aggressively manic compliments. 

"Tch. Stupid love cook." Zoro muttered under his breath which didn't went unheard by the cook of course.

"What??? YOU WANNA GO ASSHOLE?"

"I WON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH THE LIKES OF YOU"

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT ROBIN IS COMPLIMENTING ME INSTEAD OF YOU"

"WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF YOU, YOU'RE A BIGGER CLOWN THAN THAT RED NOSE BUGGY"

The fight between the two men continued while the crew watched on amused, nothing new on the ship.

"HEY LUFFY THAT'S MY FRUIT PUNCH DON'T DRINK IT"

"Cmmonnnnnn Chopper give me some, I'm lazy to go refill..."

Chopper and Luffy both had their hands on the cup that was filled with the cool drink and they both were playing tug rope with the cup and well unfortunately for them the cup had tipped and all of its contents is now spilling at the person that was sitting in the middle of them. That person was......Robin.

*SPLASH*

The room was now silent, Sanji and Zoro's bickering was on hold because of the light spill sound that interrupted everyone.

"Oh shit.." Franky muttered

The red beverage was now seeping through Robin's tank top. Her chest and thighs was now covered with the sweet drink and it was dripping. Robin looked down at her now soiled clothing.

"Oh my.." was all she said.

"Robinnn....im sorry!! I didn't..we didn't mean to ruin your clothes!!" Chopper started exclaiming, feeling guilty. "OI LUFFY! This is your fault you know!! APOLOGISE TO ROBIN NOW!"

Luffy had one hand behind his head, scratching while having a goofy grin "Sorry Robin it was an accident...please don't be mad"

"SERIOUSLY. Why can't the men in this crew behave like proper men in FOR ONCE! You guys are barbaric and I don't know how two beautiful women like me and and Robin got stuck with you guys!!" This time the screaming and yelling was now coming from the ship's navigator.

Robin wasn't mad, in fact she enjoyed all their shenanigans. The crew made life fun, they make her feel alive and everyday she will always have a smile on her face. "It's okay Luffy its okay Chopper. I will go and change into a new shirt." she said with a laughter.

"Well there you go Nami, you heard Robin. She's not mad so I don't see why you're all worked up." Franky joined in to which he received a death glare from the money obsessed pirate.

In the midst of the whole conversation Zoro had been staring at Robin's wet stained shirt accident. Everyone was too busy bickering with each other they had failed to notice that the water just made Robin's voluptuous figure even more prominent. The outline of her huge breast could be seen through the god damn tank top and the fruit punch was still dripping down her cleavage and most of it had splashed onto her thick thighs.

He didn't know what he was doing but he liked what he was seeing. Robin was a beautiful woman and he knew that. She had the perfect curves and her assets were anything but small. She had matured into a sexy woman and he could never deny that. The sight that she had unintentionally presented him with was very fucking pleasing to his eyes. His eyes glued to her soft skin and the way the water would drip down her cleavage because she was laughing and causing her chest to move tentalizingly. He knew she wasn't doing it on purpose but she was sexy without even trying. He shook his head and tried to clear the dirty thoughts that was now forming in his mind 'Why the hell am I thinking about her like that' his mind yelled at him.

"Well excuse me, I am going to take a bath since the punch has made my body all sticky now." Robin stood up and walked towards the door. Sanji on the other hand had knock both Luffy and Chopper's head while yelling something like 'Look what you guys did!' 'Robin-chan's lunch is ruined' 'assholes'

-BOOOOOOOOOMMM-

A loud crash was heard 1 minute after Robin had exited the kitchen. Zoro and Sanji both had dashed out of the door in a fighting stance-run. 

"Whats' going on now!!" Nami yelled.

"Looks like Luffy fell asleep" Franky muttered in half disbelief and half lazed tone.

"ROBIN CHANNN!! ARE YOU OKAY?" Sanji yelled frantically.

Zoro had drawn his katana out ready to slice anyone whom had dared to attack their ship and more importantly Robin.

"So this is the infamous Strawhat crew everyone has been talking about?? You don't seem much if i managed to cuff your deliciously beautiful crewmate here. If i know you guys had such a sexy pirate lady, we would have attacked you sooner!" The malicious voice came from Captain Deck from the Sink Pirates; notorious for sinking every ship they come across with. He was however not interested in woman and was quick to carry Robin and throwing her off the Sunny Go to everyone's horror.

"ROBIN NNNN!!" Chopper and Nami's voiced chorus together,

"ROBIN -CHWANNNN! YOU SHITTY BASTARD HOW DARE YOU TOUCH THE LADIES OF THIS SHIP I WILL POUND YOU UNTIL YOUR INSIDES COME OUT ASSHOLE!!" Sanji shouted with fire engulfing his whole body.

Zoro of course had already jumped in right after Robin was thrown into the sea. His first priority was definitely saving his nakama. Slicing every last one of his enemy would later be the second priority. He dived deep and because he immediately jump in right when Robin was thrown in, she hadn't sink too far for his vision. She was still conscious, eyes wide with shocked with everything that has transpired. He could understand her fear, you can be the strongest fighter with the best abilities but its all over if you get thrown into the water. Her hands was desperately reaching for Zoro. She knew she was safe, drowning in the sea or not, she had her nakama protecting her and always having her back.

He grabbed Robin's hand and pulled her into his body and quickly swam back up in full speed. When they reached the surface, he found himself swimming to an island, the Sunny Go and his crewmates were no where in sight. Now he was just confused, how the hell did he got all the way here now. He now carried Robin bridal style whilst walking on shore since she was weakened by the effects of the sea water.

He lay her down on the grass part of the island and stood up to survey their foreign surroundings.

"Oi woman you okay?" he asked her with concern although he wasn't facing her. Robin who now had herself up on her feet.

"Thank you Zoro-kun, i'm better now." Robin said smiling even if he wasn't looking to see it. "However, seems like we're stranded in here. How did you find this island?" she was already walking around surveying the flowers, sand, grass and anything that might tell her where they were. He scratched the back of his head, "I don't know how we end up here, my priority was only getting you out of the sea and next thing i know, i got us here." he said with a tone of frustration.

'ara...so this is how he looks like whenever we get seperated' Robin's amusing thoughts caused her to laugh behind him. He snapped his head to her "What's so funny woman" to which Robin smile "Nothing. Lets explore this island together, i'm sure Luffy and the others are already nearby." she suggested to which Zoro just grunted in agreement.

The both of them then ventured into the thick jungle of the island.

Meanwhile back at the Sunny Go.

"Geez you can definitely count on Zoro to be lost even when the ship was right above him." Franky grumbled while the crew set sailed for the island Ussop had spotted.

"That shitty asshole took Robin-chwann away! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THAT SAVED HER AND WOULD PROBABLY BE ON THAT ISLAND WITH A VERY WET RO-" Sanji fainted from nose-bleed before he could finish his sentence.

"SANJIIIIII!!!" Chopper ran towards his perverted nakama.

"Leave him to die Chopper, he propably don't mind dying" Nami said while shaking her head.

"YOSH! FULL SPEED AHEAD TO THAT MEAT ISLAND MEN!" Luffy yelled to his crewmates.

"Oi oi what do you mean meat island" Ussop replied, "And we can leave stupidity to our captain. Zoro and Robin are missing and there he goes thinking about food" he finished leaving Nami and Chopper nodding their heads vigorously. Luffy laughed "Don't worry! They're strong and i'm not worried."

-BACK TO THE UNKNOWN ISLAND-

"Perhaps the plants here spit poison that could kill you in a second or maybe the soil might swallow you whole the moment you step on it." Robin said voicing her thoughts outloud.

"Oi Robin stop saying things like that." Zoro chastised the historian for always saying dark things.

"Fufufu sorry Zoro-kun." Robin giggled into her palm. 

"By the way......” he started “Robin,i'mgladyou'refineafter2years."

Zoro managed to choke all the words out as fast as he could. He was not one with sweet words but he somehow felt that before the seperation he was very cold with Robin out of all the members of the crew.

It had to do with the whole ‘Miss All Sunday’ business but now when he looked at her, it was as if everything in the past didn't matter anymore.Robin on the other hand was taken aback by his words, she would be lucky to get a grunt out of the swordsman but he was initiating a conversation first and to top that off, he was telling her how he was glad that SHE was okay.

"I'm happy to hear that. You've grown handsomely in two years Zoro-kun" She replied him with a genuine smile. His face instantly reddened from embarasssment. There she goes again, he thought. Always saying things like that and now he looks like a cat just bit his tongue.

"W..we..well you'vegrownbigtoO!"

Robin laughed aloud "Are you saying that i’m fat Zoro-kun?" she stopped abruptly nearly making him crash behind her.

"What!" he panicked. Now these are one of her antics to get him all flustered.

"You said i've grown big, so does that mean I’m fat to you Zoro-kun?" She asked him with an innocent smile, teasing him was her favourite things to do.

"You know what I mean woman." Zoro grunted frustratedly, face still heated up. She? Fat? Farrr from it he thought. Her figure was amazing, perfect if he may be so bold to say.

"So after 2years of not seeing me, thaaat....is the only thing you noticed? I think cook-san has influenced you abit." This has got to definitely get THE reaction Robin was waiting for.

“IM NOTHING LIKE THAT SHITTY BASTARD OF A COOK AND YOU KNOW IT WOMAN!!" Robin laughed at his predictable reaction. "I'm joking Mr Swordsman." And there the nicknames comes again, this woman knew how to push his buttons well.

Then Robin did the unthinkable, she put her hands on her waist and came closer to Zoro and with a low sultry voice with a pose that would drive Sanji into his grave from nosebleed.

"So am I big enough or is there anything else I can change....for you Zoro-kun" Robin said suggestively. She have to admit whilst she finally have people to call her nakama she needed more. She wants that intimate attention just like every  woman. Intimacy wasn’t something she even had time for in the past, it never crossed her mind to romance with men. Now that she’s comfortable and know she has a place to call home, why the hell not.

Now he was just as red a beet, he didn't know why Robin was being flirty with him. She was usually the quiet one, calm, collected and only commented on things when it was necessary. Then again she was the only woman ironically that he didn’t mind invading his personal space. She and him was always in the same room in the ship every damn time and it wasn’t even planned nor did they ever agreed to always have each other’s back. He had always protected Robin, he would be there, ready to cut her enemies. Just like on sky island and fishmen island, as long as he’s around her he will put his life on the line for her

It wasn’t that he wouldn’t do the same for the crew but when he does save her, he feels something for her, he don’t know what he felt but he felt his pride and ego semi boosted from it. It was as if he wanted to impress her and show off how strong he was when she was around him. Maybe because all her life she was used to everyone betraying her or maybe she never had anyone protecting her. If she needed him to tell her that she wanted his protection, he would proudly declare that he will always protect and care for her.

Since she was graciously being so near him, his good eye clearly did not miss everything Robin had to offer. She was obviously testing the waters like this and eventhough he wasn't THAT type of man but he will be THAT if she wants it so bad. He will gladly play along with her game afterall he didn't enjoy being dominated like this.

Zoro grabbed Robin's waist roughly and pressed her figure with his hard and he brought his mouth against her ears.

"You better stop that Robin because i don’t think I can stop myself after this " Zoro growled with his grip tightening on her waist and back. That was an indefinite warning, he was ready to drop the whole ‘nakama’ thing and fuck her right there if she insisted on being a minx. Amazing that they had the whole island to themselves, amazing that his bad sense of direction got just the both of them alone, amazing that his crew wasn’t here to interrupt this moment and lastly Nico Robin was and amazing woman. His mind was flooded with thoughts of her and he thought he was going insane.

“I don’t want you to stop Zoro.” Her voice was filled with want, need, lust and when he looked into her eyes he knew that she only wanted HIM and he was the only one she trusted her body with. Right now her eyes was an open book and he could read every thoughts she had going through in her head.

Mentally he was battling a war, he shouldn’t be indulging in this but he knew he wanted this so bad he could kill someone.

 “Not here Robin.” It had took all of his will power to seperate him and Robin, all that lust and need. Trust him he really wanted to take her right there and then but... “Fufufu, that’s very considerate and sweet of you.”

[rosesastrology]

Hi Rose! Hope you're doing well.

I have a horary ask. Should I take that trip in December with my friend?

26 Oct, 3.10 P.M

Thrissur, India

Hello~

I'd advice you not to, I don't think you'll like it and it seems to be a rather dreadful event. Your friend is lovely, you're doing great as well, and I can see you both wanna have some fun. But this trip would be stressful, financially dreadful and not anywhere close to 'fun'. Apart from that, I see some delayments coming up for it anyway—possibly Covid related (I've seen these Saturn squares pop up more often recently to present that).

With love and light, Rose

You're represented by ascendant and the first house ruler, as well as the moon (emotion). The ascendant is in 13° Pisces, represented by Jupiter.

Jupiter is in 22°26 Aquarius in the 12th house. In its own term.

Moon is in 6°14 Cancer, domicile. In the 4th house (home).

The 9th house represents long trips, trips you don't regularly take, travel, etc. The ruler of the 9th is Mars.

Mars is in its detriment in 27° Libra. He's in the 8th house (turned 12th from the 9th). He's in his own term.

It's currently October, the trip is in December which is in 2 months. Mars has to travel 2° to get out of Libra and into its domicile sign of Scorpio.

Arguments for "no":

The trip isn't looking good (detriment, malefic house, only dignity is being in his own term).

Moon & Jupiter aren't in aspect (co-sig and 5th house ruler of fun).

Jupiter (you) isn't applying to Saturn (friend).

Jupiter (you) seperates from Mars (trip)

Moon (you/fun) seperates from Mars (trip)

Moon is in the fall of Mars: you won't like the trip at all.

What's afflicting Mars, this trip?

Mars is in its detriment in Libra. Whatever Venus signifies, will show what's making this trip so horrible. Venus is in Sagittarius in the 10th house, it's peregrine so it's a nasty kind of Venus. It rules the 8th house (where Mars also is) and the 3rd house. The 8th house rules death (though I doubt y'all would go on that dangerous of a trip, it is relevant as lord 1 is applying to lord 8 and lord 1 receives lord 8), alternatively, and probably more appropriately, it also rules other people's finances, anxiety, loss, stress, etc. This trip would be stressful, financially taxing and anxiety-inducing. As the 3rd house ruler, this would show issues with communication about/during the trip as well as the daily life we live. It could show that the lack of contact with those around you (neighbors, siblings) will negatively impact your bond with them.

[margokesses]

Sam meeting rhodes

Okay so it all starts out with Sam and Reily being like newcomers in the air force (they both decided to do pararescuse because they wanna save other's lives more than anything)

They both joined for seperate reasons but they both share that bond of "the recruitment guy said that we would get paid" and they both grew up not well off (that's a post for another day)

There's this guy they're teamed up with who's kind of a dick (idk lets call him Brad) and he constantly makes homophobic jokes towards them

They're both not out because of don't ask don't tell but sam and riley give off a different aura than the rest of the guys there so in turn gay jokes

So our duo gets fed up with it and they decide to be the best they can be because of spite and they need something to concentrate on while they're missing their loved ones back home

Eventually they rise through training and get on the air force (brad gets in too sadly)

They continue being the best they can be in the airforce and one of the head guys notice them

So one day the chief calls them into his office and he's like "I've seen the work ethic of both of you and I've noticed you two make a great team do you wanna be apart of this top secret project called project falcon?"

He then explains the whole thing in detail including the exo-7 wings

Sam is 100% on board because flying has been one of his dreams tbh

Riley is kinda hesitant about the whole thing because he's lowkey scared of heights

They tell the chief guy that they'll think about it

Leads to sam and riley talking about it one night and sam says something like "if you ever do fall they have parachutes amd other safety protocols in place"

And riley is like "what if that doesn't work?"

Sam says some cheesy shit like "then I'd catch you. I promise."

And then some lowkey romantic shit happens

They go back a few days later and they agree to it

The chief gives them the prototype wings and their first mission

Its a success so they go on other top secret missions (brad wants to know why they leave all the time and riley shuts him down with something snarky)

Brad doesn't mess with them after that

During one mission something goes wrong and Riley falls out of the sky but as promised sam catches him just in time.

Eventually they do enough successful missions the cheif decides to bring in the big ones

Sam and riley go into the office and james fucking rhodes is there.

Colonel james rupert rhodes the absolute legend is standing across from sam and riley

Sam freaks out a bit. Okay well alot. He constantly trips over his words and he's p sure he's dying??

Riley is just straight chill about it. Like this isn't one of the bravest and smartest men to ever walk the earth.

They get the wings with a special message from rhodes like "don't fuck it up" or whatever

Sam honest to god salutes him before he walks away

The next day sam gets called to the office again and he's confused because "he didn't say anything dumb yesterday did he?"

He gets there and its rhodes again. He decides he wants to hang out with sam for a bit

So they do. They play games and look over mission plans together. Rhodes asks him what his plan is for a specific mission and sam just straight out tells him.

Rhodes is impressed and smiles and says something like "i would do the same thing"

Sam is shocked and out of it for the rest of the day.

Eventually theey swap stories about jow they got into the air force and how they're childhood was. Sam mentions that he used to have a fascination with birds and how he's always wanted to fly like him and rhodes calls him "bird brains" as a joke and it sticks.

Rhodes goes back to Philly when the week is over and he gives sam is personal number ("just in case something happens" were his exact words)

There's a mission that sam and riley does and in it riley falls and sam couldn't catch him in time

Sam leaves the air force and goes home because he can't handle it

The air force decides to get rid of the wings and hides them in a base somewhere

When sam gets back home things are different. He doesn't eat or sleep like he used to. He doesn't make any jokes. He feels so empty.

One day rhodes calls and he sends it straight to voicemail. This happens a fee more times over the course of a few days.

Rhodes shows up to his house one day and they talk it out about what happened. Rhodes mentions one of his buddies in the air force dying.

They eat some food rhodes brought over and he gives sam a card. Its for counseling at the VA's office. Rhodey said that it helped him when he was going through the same thing.

So sam decides to do just that and when he's stable enough he decides to become a counselor himself

Then the whole steve and nat and hunting down the winter soldier thing happens.

Sam becomes an offical avenger and he meets all the other new recruits.

War Machine walks up to him during this and calls sam "bird brains" and sam just laughs it off because "he's dressed a bird he gets it"

But then war machine removes his helmet and sam freaks out because rhodes is under there.

Sam is in shock because "war machine is colonel james Rhodes???"

Rhodes is just like "yeah i help save the planet time and time again no big deal"

They instantly hit it off like they've been besties for since childhood.

Civil war happens and they notice they're on different sides but that's okay because sometimes not everyone can agree (i lowkey have a theory about why they're on different sides based on their backgrounds but thats another post)

And then rhodes gets shot down and sam relives that fateful day all over again. He feels like its his fault.

Sam meets up with rhodes in secret one day after he becomes a fugitive with the rest of team cap

They talk about what happened and rhodes tells sam that it isn't his fault. That if it wasn't him it would've been sam. That he has more protection anyways than sam has and that although it sucks he's glad that they're both okay. Sam tries to pay for his physical therapy or something to male up for it but rhodes stops him. Rhodes says that "you seeing me when its 100% dangerous for you to do so is enough payment for me. You're a good man. Even with your bird brains"

Then they laugh it off and sam leaves.

They see each other again during infinity war and they hit it off again like nothing happened. They're still a badass duo in the sky like always.

Then sam gets snapped and rhodes feels guilty all over again. This kid that looked up to him and always did what he believed was right regardless of what happened died and there's nothing that he could do about it. He and steve end up greiving together over sam

Then sam and the rest of the snapped come back to life and rhodes and sam take some of thanos' army out together.

Rhodes says "glad you're back kid. I'm proud of you for everything you've ever done. Keep doing what you do" when they meet up after the fight.

Rhodey leaves for a while to grieve his friend when he dies.

Sam is right there with him at anytime and leaves his phone on just in case.

One day rhodey turns on the tv and sees sam on tv as captain america

Rhodey calls up so estatic because that's the kid he mentored and now he's gonna be a legend he's so proud of him

They decided to go out and eat together a few days after sam becomes cap

Sam talks about how throwing the shield is difficult and how hes getting used to wearing red white and blue spandex but he's sure he looks good in it

Rhodes just smiles and raises his glass "I'm proud of you kid".

Sam mentions iron man and he's like "so what about that mantle? Is iron man gone now?"

And rhodes just says "not quite" with a knowing grin on his face

Sam begs him for more info and rhodes is like "just know that there's this kid in chicago I'm looking at. She's really intelligent and goes to MIT.."

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