#but then she realizes that she just wanted Abigail the whole time

[starfish-spencer]

hear me out: juliet and abigail bonding after almost being killed in part 2 of the yin saga, and they help each other heal from how much that fucked them up. and maybe, maybe also kiss

YESSSSS, the girlies deserve to heal their trauma together and maybe fall in love

Where are the lesbians Psych, Psych give me the lesbians, Psych if you can hear me, give me the lesbians, where are they

Please 🥺

[zombii-hoe]

Yandere Popular Girl x Reader

cw: fingering and eating pussy mentioned but no action

//unedited

Talk about complete opposites.

Nobody would have thought you and the most popular girl in your university would get along like a house on fire. Abigail is what you would define as a girly girl. But Abigail is a two-faced bitch. From what students' have claimed.

And you're just a nobody who spends all her time watching anime and playing games. You don't know how, but you guys just clicked in your freshmen year of high school and never parted even after graduating.

Even though Abigail’s bitchy attitude has gotten her in trouble, you were always there to lighten her punishment, which she really appreciates. She's like this to others, but with you, Abigail is a sweetheart.

And in return, she’ll keep people who bully you for your hobby far, far away from you. With a flutter of her long lashes to the professor, that student who shoved you to the wall is now facing plagiarism accusations and might be expelled.

Remember that student that stole your spot in the back of the library that she totally doesn't imagine making out with you in and absolutely refused to give it back? Yeah, she definitely didn't shove them down the stairs, thus breaking their laptop that had a really important essay.

Yeah, you get the point.

Not to mention, Abigail is all over you. Whenever you're sitting in the cafeteria tables waiting for the newest update of the game you're into, she spots you from across the room and immediately hurries over and plops herself on your lap, a sweet smile plastered on her face.

The surrounding tables stare at the both of you, but you, already used to her antics, wraps an arm around her waist to stable her as she whines and complains about boys, her professors, wishing how badly she wants to finger your drenched pussy in front of the whole room to show that only she can make you like this , and asking if you're available later so you can join her on her shopping.

What do you mean to repeat what she said?? She said she can't wait to go shopping with you later. Silly goose, weren't you paying attention? Just ignore how her thighs are clenched and the subtle rocking of her hips.

"Hey, Abigail," You spoked softly, grabbing a napkin and wiping the drool that had collected and spilled from the corner of her mouth. "You're drooling a bit there,"

Setting the napkin down, you rest your cheek on her breast, staring up at her with a smug expression. "I didn't realize you were this hungry, lunch should be starting soon."

Abigail curled her painted toes to hold back a moan upon feeling your hot breath near her nipple. Abigail thanked her past self for deciding not to wear a bra today. Usually, she did wear bras, especially the ones that push her tits together nicely and caused you to look down at her milk jugs a few times and say, "God damn!" But this morning, Abigail felt a bit lazy.

Covering her glossy lips, her bracelets clinking together, Abigail giggles at your teasing. "What can I say? I'm absolutely starving~"

Want more of this? Buy me a ko-fi! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[veren-cos]

Bachelor(ette)s react to a handmade gift!

Aka Bachelor's and ettes x reader

Honestly a lot of these can be read as platonic, and for Sam, if you just ignore that bullet point, it can be platonic too lol

Loosely based on a request by @vvnbxz !

Sam

• Loves it.

• Loves it Loves it Loves it Loves it.

• Like anything from you and he is happy.

• But If you made something just for him? Oh he would be crazy happy.

• Peppers you with kisses all over your face.

• Then gives you a hug and like gushes about how cool you are.

Sebastian

• He would probably be the most chill.

• He would obviously say thanks out of politeness and genuinely liking it!

• But he doesn't make it a thing.

• If you are close with him tho, he gets very happy about it when he is just thinking before he goes to sleep.

• Like woah! They made this just for me!

• It makes him feel special.

Alex

• Awh Alex is just a sweetie.

• He would be so so so happy.

• Whatever you made him, he would try and figure put how you did it.

• Then, he would make one for you!

• Whether that be a piece of clothing (the one he made would be falling apart), a mug, literally anything.

• Just enjoys your presence and your sentiment and wants to reciprocate the gesture.

Harvey

• Stoked!

• Like he is so precious about it.

• He displays whatever you give him on a shelf on his room.

• He feels like it's too precious to ever actually use it in fear of damaging it.

• Eventually he learns it's okay to actually use the things, but he is just so happy to receive something from you!

Shane

• He probably wouldn't realize it was handmade at first.

• You gave him a cup cozy that you made for all the soda he drinks haha

• When he realizes he just thinks it's cool!

• Wouldn't be dramatic or flabbergasted like some of the others.

• He already knows you've been crafty.

• But yeah he thinks it's neat!

Elliott

• He would be over the top.

• My dramatic man haha

• No but he would be complimenting you left and right, saying how talented you are!

• Would not let it go for nearly the whole season!

• Brags about it to Leah. Constantly.

• He is just so happy he connected with you, and that you actually think about him!

Haley

• Thinks it's so cool!!!

• If you just met Haley, you'd probably think she only likes brand name stuff

• But she is a sucker for home made!!

• She can't make things for crap imo, so she thinks you are so talented.

• I think she'd love if you knew how to sew or crochet.

• She would wear the clothes you make her all the time.

Emily

• Oh Emily would just die if you made her something

• Like she would be flabbergasted.

• You would probably learn how to make something just to give it to Emily.

• Like you'd learn how to paint and give her a mug you painted?

• She would be so touched that you thought of her! Would use/wear it constantly

Leah

• Leah, like Emily, would be so happy!!

• You'd learn how to sculpt just to try and make her something!

• She ends up getting a finger pot from you, as it was the very first thing you ever sculpted.

• She thinks it's so sweet that you learned a new skill just to give her something.

Penny

• Penny would love it!

• She definitely appreciates the sentiment of a gift more than the gift itself.

• So give this girl anything and she is over the moon

• I feel like she would like a good scarf or clothing accessory

• So you made her a big warm scarf!!

• She wears it all the time.

• Once she even tried to style it for spring and got wayyyy to hot that she felt sick-

• But she just wanted to show you how much she appreciated it!

Maru

• Thinks it's very sweet of you!!

• She has a lot of technological crafty stuff, but doesn't really work much with artsy things.

• So if you gave her something you made (ie a scarf, clothes, artwork) she would think it's super cool!

• Would probably ask you to teach her. She loves to learn new things.

Abigail

• Not going to lie, y'all probably made it together!

• She is super hands on with literally everything, and is pretty crafted herself.

• You probably were both making bracelets and then traded at the end of the day!

• They ended up having the same color scheme, totally on accident, so Abigial wears hers all the time.

• She always gets really happy when she sees you wearing yours too!

An* I've never actually written for any of the bachelorettes, so this was really fun!!! They are all just short and sweet blurbs :3

Masterlist

[sleepingcup]

The farmer CAN SING?!

Game: Stardew Valley Characters: Abigail, Sam, Sebastian x Selectively Mute Farmer! Reader Genre: Fluff, Platonic to having crush (be well aware that it can be ooc, it is my first time doing a Stardew Valley x Reader)

Story: You were a faceless famous singer who has retired to work for Joja due to the lack of money, but ever since you moved to Palican Town you decided to be mute IN ORDER to recover, it unfortunately recovers nothing but hey at least you made friends!

But one day, you were minding your own business singing in your cozy cabin not realizing that your best friend was going to visit you.

Abigail

She didn't know that you can sing, beautifully at that. She continued to listen to you before you finished singing, and yet you were not prepared for what she was about to say.

"You really had a nice voice! You should join our band someday!"

"!!!"

You did panicked knowing that she NOW heard your voice, you did let everyone know that you are mute.

"But aren't you..."

"Mute? I get that...."

It got awkward at first and normally Abigail would be mad, but she wasn't.

In fact, learning the truth that she is the ONLY one who gets to hear your voice makes her happy, as a result she kept your secret and does listen to you on a daily basis.

Something about your voice did lure her to listen more of you from time to time, it gives Abigail catching feelings and hopefully one day she will get you to be hers.

Sam

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU CAN SING?!"

"!!!"

"You should join our band!"

"..."

Well at least he was POLITE to listen through the WHOLE song before interrupting your recording. But then again Sam didn't realize that he DID listen to your voice since he just remembered that you are mute.

And yet, it makes him happy knowing the fact that you explained your situation to him.

Sam knew there was a connection between you and him.

From inspired to admiration to slowly falling in love with your mesmerizing voice that got him to embrace that he isn't the only one who love to make music too.

Heck, maybe one day Sam might be able to make you sing with him on the stage.

Sebastian

"...!!!!"

He was watching and listening to you singing the song, something about you make him feel like he wants to listen more of you.

He IS aware that you are selectively mute, but it doesn't mean he is annoyed at you. Sebastian finds your company nice and comfortable.

But to find you singing like that it makes him record so suddenly but, you did catch him. And yet you did see his blushing face and he tried to explain himself properly since he just wants to get away from his house. And yet he shyly asks you to sing a song to him to which...you shyly accepts.

Not only your silent company gives Sebastian at ease, but your voice lures him to listen more of you.

He kept you voice as a secret to himself, but he does want to hear your voice in public.

Secretly becomes your number one fan/smacked

Tho he can get concern that you might strain your voice, so he tried his best to find something that can soothe your voice.

Also I think he is the ONLY one who recognize your voice before actually meeting you, knowing the fact that he surfs the net all day.

[thanapeiro]

thinking about shawn and juliet. shawn who has a pickup line for any ridiculous situation. shawn who can speak with someone once and is pretty much guaranteed to have them in his bed that night. shawn who NEVER stops talking, but the moment he finally decides to tell juliet how he truly feels about her, he forgets all of it. literally goes speechless.

sure, he loved abigail, but he KNEW he could impress her with the whole silly routine he’s done with every other girl, for as long as she didn’t get tired of it. he knows juliet deserves more than that, but he doesn’t know how to handle that yet.

i’ve noticed that he doesn’t really do the whole psychic bit around just jules unless it’s part of a case. he kept it going for abigail even when he wasn’t working because he knew she liked it and didn’t really know how else to (or really care to find another way to) impress her.

he WANTS to try harder for her, even if he’s ever so slowly realizing it and it makes me want to rip my hair out because i can TELL she knows, but she doesn’t want to be the first one to say it when she feels like she’s already tried so many times only for him to not catch what she’s throwing right past his face.

[scrubbinn]

_____ HRT: 15 months: “Human”

“Hey Mayday. How's my girlfriend doing today?... I hope you can hear me in there. I'm recording another tape for you in case you forget everything again. I just got back from the doctor, they ran some tests, still couldn't figure out what's up with my knee. I think maybe I'm just cursed, with this broken human body. I guess you don't have to deal with that now huh? Lucky.”

“It just sucks, you know? Not a single medical doctor in Canada can tell me what's wrong and then when suddenly, magic exists, it gets regulated so you can't use it for medicine! Ugh. Rules are dumb, why do we even have them. Also sucks that I have to walk here every time I miss you. Which is a lot. Why does everything have to be so shit?”

“Speaking of shit, you should have heard me go off on that doc when you first started… cocooning? I’m blanking on the word. But I just went off on that man, It felt so good just to throw everything back in that pompous jerk's face! He had it coming, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to go off on a medical professional. He does have his uses, I suppose. You weirdly seem to like him, and at least he can put in enough effort to care about your physical health. But you should have seen how he reacted to you, he makes me so, so, so, AAAAARG! Sorry, you don't like yelling right?”

“You know, when I heard about you passing out nearly half a year ago, I thought, this is it, I'm going to lose her forever. I guess I did, when she decided to forget me. That's not fair, I just, I can't help still being mad about it. After everything we went through, and everything you went through with our friends and family. This really meant more than all of those memories put together? God you're such a dummy. I wish I could understand you.”

“Getting to meet you all over again, I didn't hate it like I thought I would. No matter the memories, it really was still you. Just, a little different. Sorry I kept pushing you to remember something… Maybe it was wrong of me. But every time I saw your face, your eyes looked back like they were trying to remember anything. It made me kind of happy, like I was important enough that some small part of you didn’t want to let go of me. I thought we were making progress. But if we have to do it again when you come out. I might actually start to hate it.”

“...Hey, you are happy right? This is what you wanted, yeah? You know I'm ok with you not being human. When you told me you were thinking about this, I supported it. Though, I'm still having trouble getting used to it. I don't really know how to feel now that you're like this. I just, I want what makes you happy, and I know you want the same for me. It's just been difficult right now. To keep smiling. I… I went to that sushi place we were going to go to. They had really good unagi. I ate so much I could barely afford the bill, haha. I know if I go there again without you, it's just going to taste like nothing. If you're not there with me, what's the point? This moment. The world has color again, I can taste things again when I'm in this room, and it hurts so much because you're not here. I'm sorry I… I'm trying not to cry in front of you hun. I'm sorry.”

* * *

“You don't mind if I stay here tonight do you hun? I don't really feel like walking back home right now. When I’m with you I- um, hello?”

“Oh didn’t realize anyone else was here? You’re Abigail right?”

“And your May’s mom right?” Are you here to see her?”

“Yes, I haven’t actually checked in since I heard the news. Is that. Her?”

“Pretty sure yeah. Unless there’s another girlfriend shaped cocoon that I missed. D- Do you need a tissue?”

“No, I’ll be fine, thank you… Pardon, but would you be able to answer a question? I don’t really understand this whole therian thing. I’m still a little shocked when Mich- Mayday said she was doing this sort of thing in the first place. I’m fine with it, I support her. But, did she need to do this?”

“Huh, what do you mean?”

“Well I mean, did she need to change? Isn’t it just safer to hide? She’s doing such a brave thing but there are so many people that might hurt her. It's my job to worry about her, and I know this city is better and all with this sort of thing, but what if she gets attacked when she visits, what am I supposed to tell my sister if she asks what Mayday is up to. My family doesn't even know her name is Mayday now.”

“...Oh. Oh, this is weird seeing it from an outsider perspective.”

“I'm sorry? What do you mean?”

“It's that you don't get it, I mean I forgot it until now, but you don't understand. It would have been more dangerous if she didn't do this. She's in pain, her gender, Her body, her species. They don't match her brain. It's not like it's a choice either. She's hurting. Her staying human, she might have made worse choices. Ugh, I'm sorry hun. I should have realized how much this means to you, I'll be here, for real this time. I'll be here for y…

Oh my god, it's tearing. G-g-go! Get a doctor!”

“What? Oh! Uh, right!”

“Hun! Can you hear me? It's me! Follow my voice!”

“A…b…i…

Mimic HRT: 15 months: “no longer”

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[pinecipitation]

STARDEW VALLEY SAM X GN!READER HCS

word count: 800+

authors note: I’m not rereading this if there’s a mistake or something doesn’t make sense, IGNORE it 😭😭

warnings: none I think!! mentions of drinking, but only for Sam

- uses so much hairspray that you like to pretend that it got you, dramatically clutching your heart and falling to your knees whenever he accidentally sprays it over his shoulder onto you. lucky for you he plays along and drops it, immediately falling to your side and yelling for paramedics

- cannot survive a single day without your touch, whenever both of you are home he immediately comes to rest his chin on your shoulder or place his hands around your torso for a back hug. most days he will just pick you up without a word, your complaints and giggles on deaf ears as he silently carries you to the couch or bedroom

- that being said, LOVES to lay on top of you even when you complain and kick him off. he’ll go limp

- overheats so easily, call him “my man” or “pretty boy” or anything relating to that and he’ll turn red

- when he kisses you, a small quirk he does is audibly go ‘mwAH’

- wherever you work or whenever he’s over to pick up some produce at your place, will NEVER let the same joke go. He’d lean over any table or counter and try to brush his hair back with the same stupid “Do I get a discount if I flirt with the cute farmer/cashier?” and unfortunately you fall for it every time

- the first few times you jokingly said no or didn’t answer, he’d pout and begrudgingly take out a tiny note pad and make a small pretend tally on it, the whole time sadly and longingly looking over at you and pretend to write in a sad diary entry

- he’s a big fan of reoccurring bits

- we all know I’m a huge fan of multiple piercings, grown out brown roots, crop top at gigs version Sam

- but I also love summer Sam, where he’s running around in the water and splashing his friends and little brother at the beach

- I love messy hair Sam where it gets wet and it’s down, and how he looks completely different from his usual hairstyle but he’s still the same man

- I love out-of-breath Sam when he’s sneaking up behind you on your beach chair, jumping on you and immediately picking you up while you’re screaming about his salty wet body on your dry clothes, him giggling as he threatens to walk you two closer to the shoreline

- I love affectionate Sam who will come sit on the sand next to you if you’re more of a under-the-umbrella person, collecting little shells and rocks and balancing them on your left leg as you read or lay back and watch him. He just wants to be near you

- Y’all know that trend where it’s a guy with the caption “Waiting for my wife to finish putting on my sunscreen so I can go play” and when she’s done, the man sprints towards the beach/pool? That’s him, that’s him your honor

- I love somewhat athletic Sam who would eat up everyone in a game of volleyball or a swim competition at a swimming pool, feeling the need to express to everyone that even though he sucks at video games or pool, he does overshadow it by being better at ball games

- I love sunburn prone Sam where he almost always accidentally tires himself out and falls asleep on a beach towel, waking up a few hours later with a very visible red tint to him, or he falls asleep under an umbrella but one of his arms or legs were out and now he’s part red

- I love sunburnt Sam where he’s shakingly laid out on his stomach on his bed, hissing every time your cold hand spreads aloe vera on his unfortunate back. But once you’re done he gets up, coming over to envelop you in a hug and thanking you for taking care of him

- I love restaurant dinners on the beach Sam, who didn’t realize he was on his fourth or fifth glass and is slightly drunk

- I love clingy drunk Sam, who Sebastian and Abigail left under your care as he leans and drapes over you on your walk back home, talking to seemingly no one as he lists out things about you that he adores

- I love Sam, the way every time he gets drunk or tipsy he looks at you like he’s amazed you’re near him, not fully clocking that you two are together and he’s acting like he’s shy on a crush

- he likes you to be in the room when he gets ready for shows or dresses up, him always making a point to huff and get frustrated at his eyeliner just so you notice and offer to help. you miss his sly smile before he turns around and agrees, calling you his hero and drenching you in thanks until the next time he pretends to need help

- despite the soundproof garage, you always seem to hear a muffled agitated groan whenever he can’t get a riff or a certain note to sound right, always going over to check and he’s laid on his back on the floor like a bear rug in frustration. he does bounce back up when he sees you, complaining about the instrument briefly before asking you to stay with him. “good luck charm,” he calls you

- it’s without mention that you go to every show and gig, Sam always subtly looking for you in the crowd when he’s up there. you do think it’s funny to switch where you are from show to show, just so you notice him immediately look to the right and scan for you until he lights up and sees you on the left

- Sam with kids, he’d treat them like a baby sibling instead of a child

- literally any pinterest redraw meme where it’s a grown adult and a child, that’s them

- once the child is a little bigger and starts playing video games, he gets a little offended that the kid keeps coming to you for help instead of him

[yandere-fics]

♡ Their Darling Doesn't Believe Them When They Confess Their Love ♡

(Veronia is not included in this because right off the bat she tells you that you're her mate.)

♡ It feels a bit insulting almost that her future queen thinks she would joke or lie about something that is as important as this. She gave you a ring so surely you should understand she's being entirely serious about this, she makes you sit on her lap in her office most days, perhaps it's because she didn't ask you in front of everyone, that was her mistake, she'll force you to attend a ball with her so she can propose in front of everyone and they'll all understand you're going to be the queen in the future, even if you don't fully grasp it yet, everyone else will get the picture. Or perhaps you think she's lying because you're a maid, in that case she'll have to make a noble family adopt you so you'll realize she's being entirely serious about making you her queen. ♡

♡ She feels a bit bad about how she behaved in the past, joking around and acting coy and overly flirty, she's angry at herself for damaging her chances with you but don't worry she'll show you her true self from now on and you'll understand how much she loves you and needs to have you at her side. She luckily has a lot of power at her disposal due to the temple literally worshiping her so she can use all of that to give you gifts and praise until you understand she's entirely committed to you, she just needs to get those bad thoughts about her not loving you out of your head, she'll have to hurt anyone who makes you doubt her love for you afterwards, very hard, after all she's putting so much work into this, she can't afford to have people spoiling it. ♡

♡ You're an idiot, sure this whole things started as fake dating but how do you seriously think this is fake dating still when she holds you close every single night and you two have probably already fucked at least once before she confesses to you, maybe she should kill her family then you'll understand it's no longer fake because she has no need to fake date you in front of her family but she's still keeping you around so surely you'll understand now, she didn't have to marry you after her parents death since she'd already inherited the title so surely you'll finally stop being such and idiot, right? ♡

♡ Has she done something wrong, precious sunflower? She doesn't understand why you would doubt her sincerity when she spends every waking hour dedicating herself to you... She supposes this must be due to how unworthy she is to be in your presence however she can not leave you be, you are too pure and perfect and she fears if she cannot convince you of her affections then someone will snatch you, someone who is entirely unworthy of holding you in their arms, she promises she won't touch you or ask for your affection in this marriage however the marriage must proceed to ensure she can take care of and protect you for the rest of your life with her. She does hope eventually even if you never return her feelings, you will grasp her sincerity one day. ♡

♡ Abigail feels like she's going insane, she's put in so much effort into getting you to understand her affections for you and yet you just simply don't believe her. It's not that you're rejecting her, it's that you don't believe she's sincere, you feel like her feelings towards you are a joke... You don't see her for a couple of days afterwards, she needs to formulate a game plan. Unlike the others she doesn't want to just go ahead with kidnapping or a wedding because she wants you to be involved in the planning and that can only happen once she gets you to understand she's being completely genuine. Plus she needs time away for a bit to beat the shit out of the training mannequins because what has she done wrong that her devotion to her lady comes off as insincere? ♡

♡ She... thinks of this as you accepting her love confession, surely you laughed at it which means that you must have found it funny and she will be very confused when later on she goes to give you a big ol smooch and you start giggling again, okay you can stop laughing now, she wants a kiss from her pookie but then you start laughing more cause you still think she's joking and then she gets a little bit angry, stop fucking laughing and give her a kiss you bitch. When she learns you thought she was joking about asking you out, she feels sad, aw poor pookie, should she kill anyone who ever made you feel like you would never get asked out in the past. ♡

♡ You must be joking right? She walks up to you and tells you that it's love at first sight and you just don't believe she's being sincere? Babygirl, she's going to have to be honest when you says, you must be crazy, do you know who she even is? She has a reputation in court for not speaking very frequently unless helping someone with something or it's important, she's not exactly known as someone who cracks jokes, did you think she just randomly decided after a century of life she would start cracking jokes today? Well you clearly don't feel the bond yet so she's going to have to lock you in her tower until you can grasp she's not one for jokes. ♡

[osbcrne]

Hannigram and Verger Family analysis

TW: MARGOT AND WILL'S STOMACH SCARS MENTIONED AND IMAGES (underneith the cut)

HOLY SHIT YALL IM BACK WITH ANOTHER REALIZATION

so i just realized that wills "c section esque" scar he got from hannibal in mizumono might actually look that way for a reason

it could be symbolic to a hysterectomy because hannibal took their child away, and had to give Will scar somehow. And i mean, will technichally is the mother, he killed abigail's father placing her in his custody- hannibal only helped with it. Just how the criminals in season 1 (angelmaker, georgia madchen, abel gideon, etc) and their crime scenes were DIRECTLY paralleled to the progression of wills encephalitis and the state of his mental well being, Margot getting a hysterectomy from mason basically directly parallels will getting abigail taken from him.

Also, Margot choosing to have sex with Will specifically, and the child coming into their lives and then almost immediately being taken away (BY HANNIBALS DOING) forshadows abigail coming back and then almost immediately after, her death. Will empathized with margot (WHO HE KNEW WAS GAY, or at least hannibal did, it was stated in the script but was cut from the final product) about the lack of a child, which is literally the only reason had sex with her (he thought about the stag man the whole time anyway...)

This one specific conversation in the episode Tome-Wan is very important. Will says to hannibal, "you're fostering codependency. isn't that what you did to abigail? got her to take a life so she would owe you hers?" That's exactly what hannibal is doing to margot- trying to get her to kill mason so she would owe herself to hannibal. it also connects abigail and margot in a way.

continuing the conversation, will says "i bond with abigail, you take her away. i bond with barely more than the idea of a child, you take it away... you don't want me to have anything in my life that's not you." Hannibal, knowing very well the consequences, told mason about margot's plans and had the child taken forcibly away from her.

Hannibal also directly took abigail away from will, by cutting her throat in front of him. both of these things ended with a scar, margot's from the hysterectomy, will's from hannibal's knife, but it looks oddly familiar to margot's. Also remember, right before wills and margot got together, the two of them compared scars. (MORE ANALYSIS UNDER THE CUT)

Also i know this is kind of a strange comparison considering mason and his intentions, but in the episode Naka-Choko, this exchange happens:

margot is unable to kill mason because despite all the horrible things he does to her, deep down she still loves him and can't bring herself to do it. who does this sound like to you? yep- Hannibal and Will. Now bviously hannibal and will's love is very different from the verger's, but it's still a parallel

i can't believe i didn't realize it before but there's a LOT LOT LOT of parallels between hannigram and the vergers. one of them being they all were with alana (minus mason) 😭

thank you to a post by this user on tiktok for helping me realize this (idk why it won't let me link)

anyway, happy c2e2!! take cool pics w/ mads and hugh! i'll be watching the live stream of the panel tomorrow!

[jackiesnats]

Lesson to Be Learned

pairing: joey (abigail 2024) x reader

warnings: voyeurism, daddy kink, fingering, degradation, face slapping, strapon use, mentions open relationship.

kinktober 23/24’: voyeurism

summary: you tease joey by trying to flirt with frank, and although you have a job to do, she needs to teach you a lesson. a lesson in front of the whole crew.

word count: 1.6k

edited by my lovely girlfriend @specialinterestshows 🥰 | gif credit

You bit your lip as Frank continued to talk about something you really didn’t care about, but you continued to pretend that you did. You could feel your girlfriend Joey’s eyes burning into you, making it harder for you to avoid turning towards her and smirking. Frank wasn’t your first choice, but if you went with Sammy, Joey would be all for it. She couldn’t stand Frank and neither could you - that’s what made this perfect.

“Oh yeah?” you asked in a flirtatious tone, hoping Frank would take the bait. You thought he was gross, but you knew Joey would get worked up.

He leaned in, looking into your eyes, “Why don’t we head upstairs to the room I picked out and we can get to know each other better?”

“I’d love that, Frank…” you said, trailing your fingertips over his forearm. You smiled as you watched goosebumps form all over him. When he bit his lip, you licked yours.

As the two of you began to walk out of the room, hand in hand, you noticed the worried expression on both Sammy and Peter.

“Not cool, man,” Dean huffed, realizing you turned down his advances earlier just to flirt with Frank.

“I don’t think that’s a very good idea, (Your Nickname),” Peter said out loud.

You turned to look at him, but instead, you saw your girlfriend storming towards the two of you. You let go of Frank’s hand, jumping a little as Joey got in his face.

“Go away and if I catch you trying to talk to her again, we’re going to have a fucking problem. Got it?” she snapped, watching as Frank looked down at the ground, shaking his head in defeat.

“Yeah, I got it,” was all he said, glaring at Sammy and Peter, who were laughing at him.

You bit your lip nervously as Joey got in your face next. “What are you doing, (Your Nickname)? Whoring yourself out to everyone in front of me? Hm?” she asked, her face cold as she stared you down.

“That’s- no-“ you began, but Joey cut you off. She grabbed you by the throat - squeezing hard before loosening up her grip.

“This is why I tried to tell Lambert to not bring both of you here: the drama,” Frank groaned.

Joey finally broke her gaze on you to glare at him. “Shut the fuck up, Frank.”

“Sammy, should we go into the other room?” Peter suggested. He got out of the chair he was in, but Sammy shook her head.

“Oh no, this is getting way too good to leave now,” she said with a laugh. Peter nodded, taking another shot of vodka before sitting back down.

“You know what, baby?” Joey said, looking around at everyone before turning her attention back to you.

“Wh-What?” you asked, unsure where she was going to go with this. Even after two years of dating, you realized she could still be unpredictable at times.

“If you want to be such a whore for everyone, even though we’ve got a job to do, I think we should give them a show. What do you think?” Joey asked, loud enough for everyone to hear.

“I think you should!” Sammy called out, smiling when you rolled your eyes at her.

Joey slapped you hard across the face, making you fall to your knees. “Apologize to Sammy for rolling your eyes at her, slut,” she ordered, grabbing you by the collar of your shirt. She forced you to turn around to face the blonde.

“I-I’m sorry for rolling my eyes at you, Sammy,” you whimpered.

Sammy licked her lips as Peter shifted in his seat. You looked down at the floor, noticing how strained his cock was in his pants.

“It’s okay!” she said, her face bright red as she looked from you to Joey.

“This is your first and last warning: if you don’t want to watch this you can leave the room,” Joey warned.

You looked around the room, waiting for someone to leave. To your surprise, everyone sat down in the seat nearest them. They kept their eyes on you as Sam helped you to your feet.

“Strip,” Joey said, and you did as you were told.

Slowly, you pulled your shirt off, setting it down on the pool table gently. You were nervous - the whole team was watching as you continued to get undressed.

“Oh (Your Nickname) is very pretty,” Peter commented, making you whimper.

Once your bra was off and on the pool table, Joey led you to the end of it, away from everyone else before bending you over it. She was growing impatient, reaching in front of you from behind to unbuckle your belt. Joey pulled it out with one swift motion, earning an annoyed sound from Frank.

Joey stopped her moments to look at Frank. “If you have a problem you can either shut the fuck up and watch, or leave the room. Your choice,” she snapped before pulling your pants and underwear down roughly. Joey didn’t give you any time to adjust, pushing your face down against the pool table by the back of your head as she slipped two fingers into you.

“You’re so fucking wet. Is it for me or for everyone watching you get used like the worthless whore you are?” Joey asked, curling her fingers as she fucked you at rough pace.

“I wanna see her tits, Joey,” Peter stated. Both Rickles and Sammy nodded in agreement, earning a smirk from Joey. You refused to open your eyes, knowing by how close Peter’s voice was that he had gotten closer to the pool table.

“You will, I just need to get her all nice and ready before I give her my cock,” Joey admitted. You felt your face burn in embarrassment, squeezing your eyes shut as you found yourself closer to your orgasm.

”Daddy,” you whimpered, remembering Joey’s rules. ”I’m so close, please, please let me come.”

Joey didn’t say anything, adding a third finger as she continued to fuck you with her fingers. You thought she didn’t hear you, so started to speak up, “Please let me c-“

Joey cut you off, pulling her fingers out of you before slapping your pussy. She moved back a little, giving her some space to unbuckle her own belt. Unzipping her pants and pulling them down to her knees, Joey wasted no time aligning the strapon with your entrance.

“Should she get my cock? Or should she work for it?” Joey questioned, looking around to see everyone’s faces.

“I think you should fuck her,” Sammy spoke up.

“I agree,” Dean stated.

Joey smirked when Rickles licked his lips and nodded while Peter continued to stare at you. You were overwhelmed by all the attention you were getting, but you wanted to make Joey happy.

“Please fuck me, Daddy. M’need you to fuck me,“ you pleaded, hoping that Joey would give in since everyone was watching.

“I think you shouldn’t fuck her just yet,” Frank huffed. Joey turned to look at him and when she saw that his cock was out, she slammed the strapon into you without giving you time to adjust as she started at a rough pace.

”Oh fuck!” you cried, Joey pulling you up so everyone could see your tits.

“Fuck, (Your Nickname), you’ve got gorgeous tits,” Peter commented.

You closed your eyes as he began to pull his pants down, causing him to frown. “Joey, she’s got her eyes closed,” he said.

Joey stopped her thrusts, staying completely still as she grabbed you by your neck from behind. “You keep your eyes open, got it?”

“G- Got it,” you said, taking a deep breath before Joey picked up the pace again.

Joey fucked you at a bruising pace, and as your orgasm approached embarrassingly fast, you forgot that the others were watching.

“Such a good fucking girl, taking Daddy’s cock like the whore you are,” Joey moaned. “You’d love it if they all used you, huh?”

When you didn’t answer her, Joey slapped your ass as hard as she could. “I asked you a question, fuckin’ answer it. Don’t get stupid just because they’re watching you get fucked.”

“I- would, Daddy. I’d fucking love it!” you cried out. You looked over at Sammy, who had her hand wrapped around Peter’s thick cock as she continued to watch Joey fuck you.

“Fuck,” Rickles licked his lips, watching carefully as his cock strained against his pants. You were surprised that he was holding out this whole time - refusing to take his attention off both Joey and you.

“I’m so close,” you moaned.

Joey continued to fuck you at the same pace she had been. “Yeah? Come on my cock while they all watch.”

Joey let go of you, allowing you to have your head on the pool table as she fucked you. You came quietly, biting your lip as she fucked you through your orgasm. Embarrassed with how fast you came, you hid your face, despite what Joey had told you. Joey pulled out of you, pushing you down onto your knees.

“Clean your mess up,” Joey said, forcing the strapon into your mouth. She wasted no time, fucking your throat as she held you in place. You gagged, trying your best to relax as the tip of the toy hit the back of your throat.

When you gagged again, Joey stopped her movements. Slapping your face not once, but twice before she snapped, “I thought I trained you to not gag on my cock?”

Joey slapped your face once more before pulling the toy out of your mouth. Then she looked around, asking, “Who wants a turn with her?”

[ageless-aislynn]

I finished The Quarry! 8 hours for my first playthrough and I got 18/40 achievements along the way. To 100% it will require a few more total playthroughs (some of the achievements are blocked by getting others, so need their own playthrough) but I'm looking forward to seeing the other ways that everything can work out!

I made a few decisions that resulted in me completely not getting the results I expected, lol.

SPOILERS, if anybody cares 😉

I saved Laura and cured her of the werewolf infection but apparently didn't have as good a relationship with Travis as I thought I did so he locked her up at the end.

I cured Max but got him killed by Werewolf Caleb by trying to swim to land. 🫤 Emma was killed by Werewolf Max and was the first to die. I let Ryan bleed to death rather than become a werewolf because I honestly thought he was going to be revealed as bad. I thought he had deliberately hung up on calling 911 early in the game and lied about it, which was a clue to his true nature. Instead, oops, the phone really had been cut right then? Sorry, dude. 🤷‍♀️

Werewolf Nick killed Jacob in the cages because at that point I thought I was inevitably going to get everybody killed and figured I might as well go for that achievement. So I let Jacob be killed and then eventually realized I had too many infected werewolves by that time and they don't die so... oops. Killed you for nothing, Jacob, my bad. 🫤😉 I accidentally got Kaitlyn killed by failing the shooting QTE and I guess that was Werewolf Caleb who killed her? (Or was it Werewolf Silas? I dunno, doesn't matter, my girl was werewolf chow and that made me so sad. 😭)

Dylan and Nick survived as werewolves. Abigail, Laura and Travis all survived as humans. Everybody else ☠️

Characters I came to love by the end:

Dylan

I thought he was going to be the sorta stereotypical wisecracking annoying guy the whole way through and instead you discover he has a heart beneath all of the wisecracks. I love him, your honor! 💖

Kaitlyn

Very similar to Dylan, she proved to have a lot more heart than I expected. I started playing her with her most sympathetic options and wow, my opinion on her completely changed from the initial one. I love her, your honor! 💖

Laura

My badass queen, right here. Love, love, looooove her! I knew we'd see her again in the game at some point after the start and she did NOT disappoint. I seriously wanted the ending where she and Travis work together as well as her getting to meet Max again after he was cured. Definitely going to try for that next! 💖

Max

I had a lot of sympathy for Max. He didn't want to disappoint Laura, he was devastated when he realized he had hurt her after turning werewolf the first time, and he generally was just trying to be a good guy going through some terrible circumstances. Love him and I love him with Laura. 💖

Travis

Yeahhh, it's Ted Raimi. I'ma love him no matter what, lol. And yep, I can quite easily get aboard the Laura x Travis ship right along side the Laura x Max one. I contain multitudes, what can I tell you? 😂💖

I was worried about the level of blood/gore and found it to be not nearly as graphic as I thought it might be. Granted, you get a lot of people ending up splattered in blood so if that's not your thing, be wary of that. The werewolf kills/attacks weren't as graphic as I thought they might've been, so that was good (Kaitlyn's was the worst but at least it wasn't all in-your-face torture p0rn or the like; I just hated it because I didn't want her to die 😭😭😭). Of course, everybody's tolerance for things like that can be different AND there might be more graphic attacks that I just didn't encounter in this playthrough.

Also, the werewolf transformation scenes were some of the most interesting, if, um, wet 👀that I've ever seen. Basically, the werewolf bursts out of the human. I also thought the werewolf design was unique, though they kinda looked like very angry hairless cats to me, lol. 🤷‍♀️😉

Something also worth mentioning is the fact that you can't manually save, it only auto-saves at certain points. The game is very insistent that you can't go back and change your mind on your choices in your first playthrough. After finishing it, you get the option to do 3 "death rewinds" in subsequent playthroughs, where you can get the option to try to undo a character death.

Since I'm somebody who can get stressed out by feeling like I don't want to make a mistake... I had to get over that right away. You also get chapter selects after you finish the first game, so I'm hoping to be able to be able to utilize those 2 mechanics to be able to get all of the achievements I want without having to keep restarting the game over and over. Maybe not everyone will be bothered by that but I thought I should mention it, just in case.

Once I got past my "But what if I'm making the wrong choice???" fears (hint: I probably was, lol), I appreciated having to just stick to the consequences and see it through. 😉

So, in summary: I found this to be a lot of fun to play, there seems to be a TON of outcomes that you can get, I still suck at Quicktime events but am a little better than at the start, and I'm looking forward to playing through again several more times! 😎👍

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Here's a silly idea if you wanna try it, no pressure!

How do you think the bachelor's/bachelorette's world react to the Farmer casually mentioning a blue man who leaves notes for them around town as challenges who also keeps cameras around town to watch them?

They do not elaborate, the Farmer just moves on like they talked about the birds lmaooo

Oh, man. I found the idea itself so funny that inspiration immediately kicked my ass 🤣 There's already been more than one mention for Qi and about his weird obsession with Farmer, strange quests and, God forgive me, about "snake milk"... Sheesh 😅

Thank you so much for the ask! ☺️ (hope I translated this correctly. Or feel free to ask again!)

SDV bachelors/ettes react to Farmer, who casually mentioned Mr. Qi:

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"You gotta drink less so you don't see shit." It's unusual to hear Shane say that, but even he doesn't remember drinking so much that he saw some hallucinations like "blue men". He'd let Farmer's words pass his ears and now was beginning to wonder if he should let his dear niece near that weirdo. Challenges, cameras everywhere... yeah sure.

The doctor's instincts hit right away and Harvey will run after Farmer to see if they have a fever. Cameras in the whole Stardew Valley? Dangerous quests in Calico Dessert? Sorry Farmer, but Harvey won't believe it and will insist they go to the clinic for a check up, or at least rest at home. You can’t ignore rest, you know, because it affects both physical and mental health...

"So I'm not the only one who noticed it." Wait, what? How does Sebastian know? "Found a weird note with your name on it when I was in the mines." Hold on, what was a local emo doing in the mines? And why is his arm in bandages? "Hm, let't change the subject, we were talking about blue stranger, weren't we?" Wait a minute, Seb!

Alex probably won't even listen to what the Farmer is saying. "Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say, weirdo." The athlete may not be a genius, but even he can realize that there's no benefit to anyone putting cameras in Pelican Town for, like, what? Fun or whatever? To keep tabs on Farmer? That's stupid. Don't be stupid, Farmer.

"Wait, seriously? Yo, no kidding." With a lifestyle like Farmer's, Sam immediately believed in their words even without the details. However, the interest and desire to organize a quest with his friends to find the "secrets of the Valley" quickly faded away as the skateboarder's stomach rumbled. He would just forget the whole thing later.

Honestly, Elliott is completely confused. How should he react to what his friend Farmer has just said? The writer thinks it's complete nonsense, but because of his manners and his unwillingness to be confrontational or rude, Elliott will simply try to change the subject.

"Absurd", Abigail thought, but somehow the Farmer's words stuck in her mind. Considering that the purple-haired girl was just looking for an excuse to procrastinate duties, her ass began her own adventure of finding cameras. And she found one right away! And a strange note from someone named "Qi"! Wtf, hey Farmer, tell again about that weird blue dude!

"Ok, let's think: why would someone follow you around 24/7 and give you weird tasks?" For some reason, Maru was very much interested in Farmer's casually thrown words, trying to make sense of them. It's unclear, really, where this interest comes from, but maybe the young inventor wants to spend more time with Farmer. Even if the conversation is kinda strange.

Penny did her best to keep her smile from looking too forced. Wishing to remain polite and not to be rude, the red-haired teacher simply thanked Farmer for the conversation and went about her business, trying not to think too much about their words.

"The blue man? Oh, has Clint been drinking that Joja soda again?" No, Emily, that wasn't Clint, and he only turned blue once (and that was probably from worry, not from Joja cola). She would have forgotten about Farmer's words, but she also could swear that Sandy had once mentioned a similar person paying the rent in Oasis. Hmm, maybe Emily should ask again...

When Farmer told Haley about the strange blue man and other oddities, the blonde paused and wondered: if she should really have even listened to the words of a person who just a couple days ago had been rummaging through trash cans and eating raw seaweed? The answer was obvious, and Haley forgot about it as a misunderstanding.

Leah only shakes her head. "Whatever you say, Farmer." She doesn't want to be rude to them, but all this talk of cameras, dangerous quests, and a mysterious man hasn't impressed her one bit. If Farmer keeps this up - they'll always be considered a weirdo.

[wc-confessions]

Hello, it’s xenofic recs anon again! Please check this link for the previous list; there’s a lot of books here: https://www.tumblr.com/wc-confessions/753648281346801664/heres-a-rapid-fire-list-of-non-warriors?source=share.

I made an error with The Secret of NIMH, it’s a trilogy, not a single book! I learned that Silverwing has a TV show, too. I’m also changing my method to save time. If a novel interests you, I suggest searching it up.

In exchange, I’ll clarify my goal in sending these recommendations. I do it because I want xenofiction to grow. I want people to realize there are plenty of series out there. If you end up liking a series more than Warriors, good for you! If you end up disliking a series more than Warriors, good for you! I want to invite constructive discussions surrounding xenofiction as a whole. You aren’t better for not reading Warriors just like how you aren’t better for reading only Warriors. These asks come from a love of xenofiction and wanting to spread the word. I am in no way attempting to show malice towards Warriors or uncritical favoritism towards the series I list. 

The Guardian Herd series by Jennifer Lynn Alvarez.

The Gryphon Insurrection series by K. Vale Nagle.

The Council of Cats by R. J. F.

Swordbird series by Nancy Yi Fan.

Strong Hearts are Mandatory series by Teelia Pelletier. Hey, did you know the song Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles? Throw some cats in there!

Hunter’s Moon: A Story of Foxes by Garry Kilworth.

Darkeye series by Lydia West.

Prehistoria: The Raptor’s Tail by Jack Blackburn. One book but seemingly a future series.

Raven Quest by Sharon Stewart.

The Tales from Veynekan series by Fiona Jade Thornburg.

The Dogs of the Spires series by Ethan Summers.

Skytalons series, The Wolves of Elementia series, and Griffin Quest series by Sophie Torro. Fun fact: the author used to be Warriors Unlimited, and she published her first book, Cornelius’ Curse, at 16!

The Wildings series by Nilanjana Roy.

War Bunny Chronicles series by Christopher St. John. 

Hunters Universe series, more commonly known as Hunters Unlucky, by Abigail Hilton.

This is all I have for now. To cap this off, I want to give a shout-out to @/drive-pdfs-and-stuff. They have resources for those who are unable to pay for novels. I’ll appear again when I have more to show!

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[lily-alphonse]

for the rare pairs, did you ever get one with marlon and rasmodius? i haven’t been able to stop thinking about them together 👀

Old man yaoi is such a crowd favorite fr lmao

Ok you guys aren't ready for where I'm going to take this (except Human) because I had an idea for vampire!Abigail that involves Marlon and Rasmodius getting together. Cuz you know, like, 2 dads or whatever. (Technically 3 but Pierre? Ugh. He’s wimpy comic relief in this only)

For the purposes of this fic, Abigail is the wizard's daughter and only him and Caroline know.

Anyways I'm trying to do A LOT with this one so maybe I just do bullet points this time to give you the idea

There's no farmer, instead Marlon takes Abbie under his wing as a young adventurer

Rasmodius (because he watches everyone, like a creep) sees this and is like UGH not that THAT GUY, because Marlon is essentially his annoying coworker. Marlon tries to be buddy buddy with him and Ras is not about it. Like bro do your job protecting the valley and shut up pls.

Abbie stumbles on something she shouldn't in the mines, accidentally unleashing an ancient evil vampire and getting bit. It's very important to me that she turns into a bat. It happens automatically when the sun touches her skin, as a defense mechanism. She can survive in the sun as a bat.

So shit hits the fan obviously. Caroline goes to the wizard's tower screaming and freaking out because her daughter is missing and she is certain he has something to do with it (she hadn't known about Marlon) and Rasmodius pieces together it probably has something to do with the ANCIENT EVIL now on the loose. He assures her he is going to take care of it and has no choice but to team up with (ugh) Marlon.

Marlon doesn't know about Abbie. Ras is keeping all his secrets close and being careful about which info he gives to who. They go on an adventure of bonding. Important features of which are homoerotic wound dressing, and Marlon getting serious with Ras about his past and stuff. So he sees another side to him and starts to gain respect for the man.

A lot happens next that I don't have worked out yet sue me its just a concept rn. I have a few different ideas for how Abbie's side of things can go. She could potentially get out of the mines and turn into a bat which leads to her flying to the tower bc who else would believe her? Or she could be trapped in the mines with the original vampire and be like his spawn under his control or something.

Either way, we end up at a moment of truth where Marlon realizes Abbie has turned and feels like they need to kill her or otherwise trap her for eternity or something. And Ras is like tf no Im not condemning my daughter to that and Abbie and Marlon both are just [shocked pikachu face]

BATTLE OF THE DADS. DAD DUEL. FATHER FIGHT where they are physically fighting but also arguing about who knows best for her since the wizard has literally never spoken to her in her life but is also the one trying to save her, while Marlon actually did become a strong father figure for her but wants to kill her (only to end her suffering ofc)

Imagine they are fighting and Abbie just calls over them like "Not really suffering a whole lot, to be honest!" because this is a dark comedy as well as a romance.

Ras wounds Marlon badly enough (owie, it hurt his heart to do though, what is this, FEELINGS?) that he is subdued. Abbie and Ras take on the ancient vampire and nearly DIE but Marlon comes back and saves the DAAAY

He has the opportunity to also kill Abbie and doesn't, he's come around to compromise his morals for the sake of the ones he loves

Potentially even more homoerotic wound dressing and then they KISS with their old scruffy man beards and Abbie pretends to vom

The End

If you want this one to exist be sure to reblog and vote for it in the poll! This would be a hell of a fun one

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[iliveinyourwalls68]

𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎

Shane x reader

                  Tw: biting, public, loud, rough 

               Summary: Y/n gets drunk. Shane gets hard. The back room of the saloon is used for things that Gus probably didn’t approve of.

                 Words: 1800

Y/n walked into the saloon after a long day of work on the farm. She had been working since 6 am, picking and watering crops, tending to her animals and repairing things around the farm.She was exhausted and decided it was time to take a well deserved break during the night. She walked into the saloon, aware of the stares of the others inside. The farmer had been in Pelican town for a little bit over three years, but still spent most of her time on the farm. She had a few friends- Abigail, Sam, Penny… and Shane. She didn’t really know ywhat Shane was to her anymore. They had started out as friends, but when someone has put their dick in you… are you friends or more? “Friends with benefits” is what Shane had claimed before they started this whole thing. “Absolutely NO feelings involved.” Oops. Y/n wasn’t sure when she had started to fall in love with Shane. Maybe the first time she saw him, walking around town. She had eagerly walked up to him and introduced herself, hoping that she would finally make friends in the town. He had dismissed her at that time, in such a rude way that Y/n was anyone else she would probably be offended by. But she found herself intrigued by him instead. His dark hair and eyes, his sharp jawbone, his slightly muscular frame… He was everything Y/n found attractive… if he had been someone else. Still, after a few months, Shane’s hard sullen exterior started to slowly melt away. Whenever y/n saw him in town, she would say hello. Shane would usually respond with a sharp remark, and Y/n would respond with one of her own. Soon they became kind of friends. Then actual friends. Then… whatever they were now. Friends with Benefits didn’t seem like a good way to explain. They were somewhere between that and dating, neither of them wanting to take the next step. Maybe since the first time she saw him, wandering around the town on her first day. Y/n realized she really liked Shane, but a burst of guilt fell over her. What if he doesn’t like me and I’m just being delusional, am I actually attractive, is he attracted to me? The attraction was probably mutual, she decided, because why would Shane like her back? Maybe…

Y/n was so lost in thought, wandering up to the bar counter that she hardly heard Gus trying to take her order.

“Y/n? Y/n? Y/N?” He shouted, finally getting her attention. 

“Huh? Oh, sorry, I’ll get a beer. Gus nodded and handed it to her. Y/n looked around for somewhere to sit. Abigail and Sam were there, but they were with their other friend Sebastian, who Y/n had never liked. He was rude, but not in the way Shane was. Y/n suspected that he was annoyed that she hung out with his friends so much, and felt like he was getting replaced. She didn't want to intrude on the three of them. His eyes fell on Shane, who was sitting by himself, at the corner of the counter. He was just sitting in the corner, all lonely, he must not have many friends, maybe he just wants space. Or maybe he’s just REALLY drunk, which was true.. Y/n tried her beer, she’s never had much alcohol before, weird. It tasted tangy and kind of sour, she liked it, but it tasted different. She went over to Shane and sat beside him. 

“Hey, Shane” she said, already feeling the effects of the alcohol.

“Hi,” Shane said awkwardly. They sat in silence, y/n looked around, she was bored as hell and had nothing to do  Y/n quickly finishing her beer.

“Uhh… do you want another?” Shane asked, nodding at her empty glass.

“Huh? Oh, yeah.” Y/n said, nodding happily. Shane waved Emily over from where she was cleaning glasses. Y/n couldn’t help but stare at Shane’s muscular, veiny hands, maybe they would be good for.. 

y/n’s thoughts got interrupted by Shane’s low voice.

“One more beer for the lady please. On my tab.” 

“Thanks. You didn’t have to pay-“ 

“I wanted to,” Shane interrupted. Y/n blushed. Yeah, she was definitely drunk. From one drink? Laaameee. She had to get out more. Y/n thought. Emily set down Y/n's second drink, Y/n thanking her as she went to take other people’s orders. She eagerly grabbed the glass and gulped down all of the beer inside in a few seconds. Shane ordered one for himself, but not one for Y/n. 

“Why don’t I get more?” Y/n asked, pouting. Shane smiled at her. 

“You’re a lightweight, baby. Don’t wanna get you too drunk, or else I’d have to carry you home.” Y/n scowled, but decided Shane was probably right. Two was probably too much for her, but it was too late to go back. Y/n felt herself get drunker and drunker, her normally logical, sensible mind slipping away. Until she asked the question that had been on her mind all day.

“Why’d ya call me baby?” She half slurred, leaning closer to Shane, awaiting his answer. He froze, turning towards her and setting his glass down.

“What?” He asked.

“Why’d ya call me baby?” She asked again, leaning directly next to his ear to speak. He gasped.  She smirked at the reaction before glancing at his lap, looking at his huge bump. Y/n’s smirk vanished, replaced by lust. Shane was…. Hard. 

“Ohhh” Y/n whispered. He was quickly turning red. She reached towards his pants rubbing it up and down, something she would never do usually, but she was drunk and horny.

“Y/n” Shane gasped. “Please… I can’t wait.”

“Ok. Let’s go to the back room.” Y/n tried to stand up, but since she was drunk she nearly fell over. Shane caught her.

“Maybe we shouldn’t do this… you can barely walk.” He said.

“I want you to make me barely walk” Y/n mumbled back. “Please Shane, we both want this.” Shane hesitated, but nodded and took her hand. They stumbled to the back room, ignoring the looks of the other bar patrons. Some of them were judgmental, but Y/n swore a few people gave her a knowing smirk. Abigail even winked at her. Y/n flushed even redder. Everyone in town knew what the back room was for. Y/n had learnt the hard way after she had walked into it looking for something for Gus and ended up catching Sam and Penny in the act. Neither of them had been able to look her in the eye for weeks after. That being said, Y/n had never… used the back room. She hadn’t even been in there since that day. Shane opened the door for her, ushering her into the room, locking it behind him. There were barrels all around them, along with a few chairs. There was also… a bed. Y/n wondered how many people’s …. Fluids were on it. She kind of didn’t want to use it, god forbid she got an STD. She could not go to Harvey with that. She decided to give Shane a blowwjob. 

Y/n dropped to her knees in front of him ,wincing as she felt a wave of nausea roll over her from the sudden movement. She reached for Shane’s pants and pulled them down. His hard dick poked through his underwear, the pre cum leaving a wet spot. In the front.

“This turned on for me?” Y/n slurred, feeling drunker by the moment. 

Shane groaned in response. Y/n reached out and pulled down his underwear, smirking as she saw his dick. Shane was big, 6 inches long and thick. Y/n loved the feeling of him inside of her. But before that, she decided it was time for a little fun. She leaned closer and licked the wet tip, tasting the pre cum. Shane moaned and tried to thrust his hips forward, but Y/n placed a hand on his hips to stop him. 

“Be a good boy or I’ll stop.” She said sternly . Shane nodded, eyes dilating more than Y/n thought was ever possible. She went back to licking him slowly, Shane whimpering above her. Y/n decided she had teased enough, so she started to take him into her mouth. She decided it was best if she tried to take it all at once, since they didn’t have much time. She gagged at the intrusion of her throat for a moment, but after a few seconds she was fine. She experimentally tried to tighten her throat around him, internally laughing at the sound he let out while she did that.Suddenly, without warning, he started to thrust his hips, filling her throat with every movement. Y/ns hand went into her pants. She started to rub herself, almost as turned on as Shane was. After a minute or two, Shane half shoved her off. 

“Why’d you do that?” She asked, pouting,

“I was gonna cum” Shane said, breathing heavily.

“Why didn’t you?”

“Cause I wanna do that inside of you.” Shane replied before grabbing Y/n and throwing her onto the bed. Y/n was too horny to care about the other things that had probably gone on in this bed. Shane pulled off her shirt and bra, admiring the view he had for a moment before nudging her to lift up her legs so he could remove her pants and underwear. He fingered her quickly before shoving his dick in. Y/n gasped at how sudden it was. He started thrusting super hard, filling her up with every movement. He bent down and kissed her, pressing his tongue against her lips until she opened her mouth for him. They Frenched as they fucked, the bed moving from the force of it. Shane reached down and started to rub her clit, sensing that they were both close. After a few seconds, Shane started to thrust harder than Y/n thought possible. He came quickly, filling her up as she clenched around him, also coming. They both lay there panting for a few minutes until they got their breath back. 

“Round two at my place?” Y/n suggested. Shane nodded in agreement. 

They both avoided eye contact with everyone in the saloon as they walked out.

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BOO!!! Did I scare you? What's Halloween like in timewarp au? What's the gangs first experiences with it, and do others help the ones experiencing it for the first time navigate the holidays? Also sorry for being the insane Micah bell fan in your asks but does Micah get a Scrooge moment for each Holiday

yes you terrified me silly

Bessie is so careful to explain Halloween because children in costume approaching house full of gang of outlaws that are used to shooting people who come on their camp 'territory' on sight is a recipe for a goddamned disaster. Like sit down conversation breaking down the concept and answering all their questions and begging them not to eat all the candy because it's socially acceptable to egg the houses of people who do not provide candy and various other tricks.

The 1899 gang are all together for their first Halloween and do end up loving it. Lenny forces Sean and Jenny to dress up in matching Dorothy, tinman and scarecrow costumes and go out clubbing. Hosea and Bessie go out for a fancy Halloween dinner party dressed to the nines like 19th century aristocracy.

Arthur gets to take Isaac trick or treating just wearing his actual timewarped clothes complete with replacement gunslinger hat (rip he never gets His hat back).

Kieran contently watches horror movies alone snickering to himself about how fake the effects look only to still scream in terror and need to be talked through a panic attack when Bessie and Hosea got home.

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The whole gang come around to the idea of Halloween, only because 90% of them see it as a chance to wear their pre-timewarp clothes and get drunk.

John dresses as a pinkerton one year because Abigail Jr insisted on dressing up as her daddy the rancher and wearing John's timewarp clothes. His justification was it was the scariest thing he could think of, which still did not save him from nearly getting his nose broken when he went up behind Arthur and shouted 'this is the pinkerton detective agency!'.

At Abigail Jr's insistence Abigail is almost always dressed as some variation of princess goddess fairy queen angel. She then blank stared at John and said he had to be dressed as the frog prince but still as an ugly frog no one knows is a prince. She wanted to dress as a witch.

They usually do some sort of get together for Halloween, because there's something really innocent and fun (read: cathartically traumatizing) about being able to see each other in their canon era clothing. Of course, some still insist on dressing up but that's just as fun.

With the additions of Karen and their daughter Maeve, the MacSummers quartet+child finally complete Lenny's vision of a full wizard of oz group costume. Before anyone could poke fun of them for making Maeve dress as Toto they realized she absolutely insisted on dressing as Toto as an excuse to bite people. Sean is very proud of her. Karen also insists on being a sexy cowardly lion.

Arthur and Charles going on modern era dates in their canon era clothes making up for all the time they didn't get to have being in a relationship in canon era. Big scary outlaws having milkshakes at a 24 hour diner.

Between Abigail Jr being a witch and Maeve being Toto no one was save from bitten or whacked with a magic wand as Abigail Jr cursed them.

Micah in the club in outlaw garb getting offended when he boasts his costume is the famed gunslinger Micah Bell III only to be met with blank stares and 'who??'.

Isaac and Jack, who of course dressed as the fabulous killjoys, also go hang out with Isaac's gang and will absolutely be arrested for graffiti and trespass that is escalated to destruction of property when it is discovered they mixed sugar into the still-wet concrete slab of a commercial site being built on what should have been protected land.

At least once someone dressed as an O'Driscoll. Fuck it it was probably Micah and Sadie almost sent him to the next life before she realized it was Micah and was still contemplating using it as an excuse to kill Micah when Kieran, to everyone's surprise and slight pride, absolutely walloped him with a two by four and Micah spent the rest of Halloween in emergency with a concussion.