#but then I started having thoughts

[jennicatzies]

Been seeing a bunch of priest!Stanleys. Decided to put my own spin on this hehehehehehehe

With a Stanley comes a Narrator as well so. Angel Narrator 👍

Concept yapping + extra drawings under the cut

Plot summary abridged: Aziraphale kinnie and his emotional support pastor. Or something.

Guys. Guys I love Faith and Good Omens and The Stanley Parable all very much. This was inevitable.

RIGHT SO the plot is just. Narrator [ cannot cook up an angel name for him sorry you have to deal with it /lh ] [ Narrator already sounds. Higher beingy if you think hard enough ] fucks up as an angel [ specification of " fuck up " not thought of yet houhh ] and out of fear and panic he decides to escape Heaven and comes down to Earth to hide from Management. Yayyyy

Also Stanley happens to be a priest and Narrator thinks hes neat so he just shows up to the confession booth one day and goes " greetings esteemed son of man I've come to inform you that I might have gravely fucked up " and shenanigans ensue from there

[crystallized-cheese]

so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies (Undyne and Alphys) (Toriel and Asgore) (Frisk and Flowey) (Napstablook and Mettaton)

[tazmiilly]

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[noctilin]

could we kiss and perhaps… fall in love…? haha just kidding… unless…? 😳

available for preorder as charms, standees and stickers until nov 1~

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

if only

[walkerrenee]

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[paxopalotls]

The fanfictions are infecting me with brainrot oh my god have some au doodles before I explode

[thimblings]

get with the Crow-gram, Davrin

[hinamie]

tiger lily

[dinoserious]

oh sweetheart...

[hansoeii]

stuck in the rain.

[zan0tix]

Assorted homestucks number 72382683

[marzipanandminutiae]

I hate "it's not trying to be accurate!" arguments for historical fiction or historically-inspired fantasy clothing choices that just. don't make sense logistically

why is that girl in Br*dgerton tightlacing her stays? what is she reducing- her upper ribcage? not only can you not tightlace in those (hand-bound eyelets can't usually take that strain, in my experience), but there's no reason to because your waistline is under your boobs. and unlike most of the series, they actually commit to the empire waistline for the court presentation gowns. small waists don't matter when NOBODY IS SEEING YOUR WAIST

why no chemise, in so many productions? fantasy/lack of concern for accuracy can't make things not chafe. chafing is not a matter of accuracy; it's a physical reality. did a wizard give everybody in the kingdom Anti-Chafing Spells?

just because you don't WANT a linen underlayer beneath a medieval tunic doesn't mean sweat won't get to outer garments and damage them- or make them need laundering, which weakens the fibers -at a time when all clothing is handmade, custom-fitted, and created from hand-woven fabrics and thus a HUGE investment

you're not just throwing accuracy to the winds as a design choice; you're ignoring How Textiles And Bodies And the Realities of Your Technology Level's Fabric and Laundering Capabilities Work

[doctorsiren]

“It would eat you alive, Sixer”

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